Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 8: Duke)
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Duke: My turn!
Bruce: Finally I can count on something normal.
Bruce: [migraine noises]
Dick: I feel like this information and Damian is a bad combination.
Damian: Grayson, I am offended you assume I need lessons from Duke on how to lead troops
Tim: You should bring the beard back Bruce.
Steph: Yeah your amnesia era was kind of a slay
Barbara: My dad’s Batman era was not a slay
Jason: Well maybe slay in a different sense-
Duke: That’s all behind us we’re moving on!
Bruce: I don’t think-
Jason: Bruce sit down and don’t pretend like this isn’t exactly what you did to form your child gang
Bruce: I don’t-
Steph: Look into our eyes, Bruce, and tell us, your crimefighting children, that you did not start a child gang
Bruce: Hn.
Tim: That’s what I thought.
Steph, Barbara, Cass: [hysterical laughter]
[talking over each other]
Dick: That is not what I looked like!
Jason: I looked so much cooler as Robin than that!
Tim: I looked cooler because I had pants, I can’t speak for you two.
Damian: My costume has been improved vastly since that iteration.
Steph: Alright, traffic cones.
Duke: Okay really not the point
Barbara: Seems like this step should’ve come before the outfits?
Duke: It was my first time starting a gang let me live
Jason: Shouldn’t “training” have been part of-
Duke: This is not open for criticism thank you
Steph: Yeah only Bruce can critique Duke’s child-gang leader skills as a fellow child-gang leader
Bruce: [noises of general regret]
Bruce: Why does something absurd always happen with you guys when I’m gone
Tim: Maybe because nobody in this house knows how to cope with loss or something I don’t know
Dick: Also it gets so much worse Bruce
Dick: I mean that wasn’t exactly your fault
Jason: Cop Batman didn’t seem to agree
Barbara: [sighs]
[talking over each other]
Jason: Woah woah woah
Tim: Hired??? You did not hire-
Damian: I did not say that?
Jason: Also I don’t remember being asked nicely I remember saving your a-
Dick: ‘Specialist’ sounds pretty cool and professional thank you Duke :)
Steph: Is that Damian in a Court of O-
Damian: The situation was resolved I am fine now
Tim: “Beat up some bird guys”
Jason: I mean besides the imprisonment and attack on a school and Dick leaving us in the dust for a hot second there that’s basically what happened
Dick: I did not-
Bruce: Excuse me?
Duke: Don’t worry about it :)
Tim: That’s n-
Cass: [signing] The Court of Owls is still-
Damian: That is libel
Steph: What a cute picture
Jason: Weren’t there casualti-
Duke: I have no idea what you’re talking about everything was fine in the end and everything is good!
Bruce: I am... so worried about all of you
Barbara: Well anyway let’s keep that streak going, it’s my turn. >:)
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Cishet according to who? Lesbian label defined by who?
C'mon. You're almost there.
And that's why we don't give a shit what the people who police the queer community with European ideas of gender have to say. Go 5 minutes without trying to use that shit to tell someone else they're being queer the wrong way and maybe radfem-lites will be worth my time.
Until then I will continue to categorize this as anti-indigenous racism seeking to silence indigenous genders and remove us from spaces that Europeans decided we shouldn't belong in. Thanks.
Violottie's bio literally says "sapphic leaning non-binary" and "non-binary men" like this isn't even a huge leap I'm making. It's painfully obvious they buy so deep into the European binary that they're willing to completely misgender non-binary ppl and put us on a man-woman binary that we specifically don't identify with. Especially when it reduces us down to our sex which is EXACTLY what radfems do to erase trans oppression.
And the only people I've ever known to speak over a group trying to force their own definitions onto other people are white supremacists which goes back to how fucking weird it is that you think I would in ANY way agree with either the "cishet bootlickers" OR anyone trying to uphold the same european gender binary they do.
I wasn't even gonna say anything cuz I know they post a lot about Palestine or whatever and this isn't a call out post either. Keep following her if you want, I don't care. I don't want drama to stem from it either.
But this shit? Saying I'm a hypocrite? Out of line and fucking incorrect.
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I had to get off of Twitter earlier because people were insinuating that Jon Moxley would do what Punk has done, and I'm so sorry, but that's tantamount to blasphemy for me. Don't ever speak on Mox like that. He would never crawl back to a company that he felt had truly killed his passion for the one thing he loves to do in this world (besides make beautiful, sweet, nasty love with his smoking hot wife. His words, not mine). Wwe tried to bury him hard, from his kayfabe persona to his literal character. He kept his head down, spoke his truth, but did not outwardly disparage the company. He simply stated why he left and why he came to AEW: To wrestle and tell stories. It wasn't the money because he's already stated he had more than enough money to consider not wrestling again at all once he left WWE. But he loves to wrestle and that's why he left. That's why he re-signed with AEW for another 5 years; his passion for this sport and respect for his fans are evident. I don't think yall can say the same for the Jesus guy. He quite literally has built a cult of personality around himself so that no matter what he does he has an echo chamber of sycophants (affectionate) chanting his name even when it truly isn't deserved. How many times can your idol deliberately let things blow up in his (and by proxy yall's) face and give you empty apologies before you start to go, "I like the guy but he's super inconsistent with what he says vs what he does." ?
Either way, don't yall go putting that evil on Jon Moxley. My man stands on business and is about his bag through and through. Look back over his career and see how the only person who has ever had bad shit to say about him is the one person who willingly went back to WWE after they supposedly ruined his life and almost killed him.
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