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transboykirito · 9 months

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I have my oc brain rot rn so I apologize if this doesn’t help much but i’ll include some sao related stuff for them

nikki n tomo the ocs i was talking abt earlier, they have matching earrings!! They each have one Orange (like the fruit) charm earring that they wear on matching sides bc i got the idea from a webtoon ive been reading (cheriecrush)

they also!!!! Have promise rings, but they wear it on a string tied around their neck like a necklace, and nikki fidgets with it alot when she’s nervous

this is kinda cringe but its an old idea we never changed, but tomo calls nikki stupid names like “strawberry” because she gets really flustered and when she does her face turns red uhm uhm

OK HERES SOME SAO RELATED one of the v first things i drew for them was nikki sleepinf on tomos chest, and what happened was earlier they like. yk sao teauma oh no pvpers O H N O O I COULDNT SAVE MY TEAM and (yes, this was infact copied from kirito and asuna, we were like 14/15 when we vvv first started them) but i think iirc nikki asked tomo to stay the night because his presence comforted her and she really didnt wanna be on her own, especially because of how much guilt she felt because she couldnt do the final blows on the pvpers to save her friends and tomo had too (she never ever made that mistake again)

Uhh

they went back to her apartment and i don’t remember but to lighten the mood and shit before she went to bed tomo put fucking frog legs and unknown mysterious meat in her bed 💀 it was a prank kirito would pull and based off that one scene in s1

Anyway they slept in the same bed, tomo couldnt fall asleep and nikki ended up hugging him while she slept n it was a cute thing i need to redraw it

i missed so many details, this was so long ago 😭😭

nikki was the party leader for her team, it was Nikki, Maemi, Tomo, and 2 other people i never named or drew, not in the sao universe anyway, nikki and tomo are the only survivors from that team but thankfully, Kiyoko her irl friend survived the game :D

nikki would nag tomo and the others all the time to make sure they had their healing items and antidotes and such, because tomo was a very forgetful person and def would be dead if he didnt have nikki around 💀 not because he cant handle himself but because he’s fucking stupid

i cannot remember if i said rhis but tomo is a very memey golden retriever type boy and if you mixed Kirito and Klein together i think LMAO

I have an oc named selka who i completely ripped off of selka from alicization bc i was too lazu to make up a new name and design HOWEVER!!!!!!!!! SHE BECAME HER OWN CHARACTER AND I DID GIVE HER HER OWN DESIGN n shes a sweetie i love hee to bits shes rllt into photography, and very academically smart, she takes care of everyone before herself all though she is very snarky sometimes, she like wearing this lacey blouse with slightly puffy sleeves

I have a lesbian oc who looks like fluttershy. I didnt mean for her to look like fluttershy and ngl i’m kinda :( abr ir but its ok shes pretty and her name is Eliana and shes a doctor and i love her

i love all of them <3 i love hearing about peoples ocs please ramble to me whenever i genuinely love hearing about them!!!!!

#adorabl8dthirsty #asks

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staysuki · 2 years

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ᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ™️ | han jisung fic

pairing: bad boy ceo!han jisung x y/n

genre: (penis heart part.2), experimental fic, satire, boss x employee (secretary?? p.a.??), crack, fluff?????, one huge joke, 18+ but no smut. just dirty hokes.

warnings: currently writing this while very shitfaced. did not care to proofread or recheck. im currenlty writing this at 5am in one go. no docs or anything. just one whole tumble one-take. lez go. penis heart y/n is a different person to this y/n. they are not the same people. i've had like, a bittle of whiskey before writing this. this was posted after writing. zero quality checks. 18+ but no smut. just dirty jokes. mentions of sex toys but as a product, not used. v v bad jokes.

word count: somebody count it for me then comment it below. thanks. i ly

synopsis: happy new year

a/n: i thin ku have to read penis heart felix fic because context before this one or you can read it on its own. i dont tell you what to do. ur ur own boss. if somebody twlls me that drunk ash weites better than sober ash then i will delete rhis acount in snap 🤌. also ghis is too sjort. i wantsd it to be longer but i mentalle cant.

tags: @anyone who read penis heart. you're welcome.

you walk through the glass double doors of the peach company. what's the name of the company again? you forgot. or perhaps, the author simply couldn't think of one.

it's peach company. definitely that.

why? you ask? well, every since you were little, this company has had a huge impact on your life. peach stickers, pencils, washi tapes, peach everything.

it wasn't until you grew older and found your old collection did you realize the huge innuendo behind it all. your parents even told you how they didn't have the heart to deny your request of buying it even though they knew how dirty the context was.

🍑💦—that's the whole context.

nonetheless, you thought it was cute and subtle anyways so who cares? it's not like the products were super in-your-face like that darn penis heart products.

you hated pp heart with all your being.

dirty. crass. unclassy.

very much the opposite of the sophisticated aesthetic of the peach company. but the ceo, felix, was very hot. that's all there is to it

as you grew up, when you had the chance, you applied for peach company. they recently had a coronation of a new ceo—that's not what it's called but we'ee calling it that anyways.

with the birth of a new head (pun intended), things changed with the way the company handled things. although you weren't there to experience the glory days of peach company, you're now here to experience the rebirthing.

"y/n, we have to think of new and innovative ideas to beat the little twat." your boss, jisung, grumbled as he bit into the ends of his peach pen.

although you and your boss never got along on a personal level, you were professional enougjh to always stay by his side. it's not his fault that peach company is at an all time low. all the fresh ideas have already been made and jisung refused to make any new products that's remotely similar to penis heart.

it hurt his pride, you felt it. and as someone who used to be an avid collector of their peach products, it hurt you too.

"what about skipping past the stationary and branching into sex toys? the market is big and we've never really dipped our toes into it." you commented.

jisung thought about that, his cheeks puffing up in that cute way that you always noticed.

"but penis heart—"

you cut him off, "i don't know what's with your obsession with that company. sure, you're both in the same market but you appeal towards completely different body parts. ours is definitely superior."

"what do you suggest then? peach fleshlights?"

you nodded with slight uncertainty, "something like that?"

"it's just not good enough." he shook his head, unsatisfied with your suggestion.

it's almost been a year and jisung hasn't released a new product since he stepped in as CEO. he's desperate, but not desperate enough to compromise his standards. he wants the very best.

"look, i don't know anymore, jisu— i mean, mr. ceo. you never feel satisfied with anyone's suggestions. the board is growing frustrated and your team is literally out of ideas—"

he slammed his hands on his desk, "i don't care! it's everyone's job to ensure that we always invent something new. we can't just keep going with this pink peach, slightly anal concept. our whole 'is it boobs or is it ass' promotional debate is over! someone on reddit literally wrote an entire theory on our company! it's ass! literally!" jisung ran his hands through his hair in frustration.

you would've felt bad but it's his fault you're in this situation in the first place.

"peach love—" he started, that's the name of the company, you remember, "—is all about innocence. it's an innuendo but kids can buy our products and nobody would be none the wiser. that's our aesthetic—to help those young, impressionable kids transition to their horny teen phase. we are the sexual awakening, y/n, this is the very heart of peach love. we can't just go for a mediocre product and run with it."

you fell silent. his office felt colder as you grew tired of the same situation every day.

a part of you wished that you should've just applied to work in penis heart™️ company. you heard that the ceo was hot af.

but perhaps, the small thought of yours was what sparked a new idea.

"mr. han, what about a collab?" you sparked

"a what?"

"a collab!" you restated, more enthusiastically this time. "you said tht our brand is about the transition between pre-pubescent and puberty. maybe we can strike a deal with penis heart™️ to make an informational guidebook abojt the rough up and downs of puberty!! y'know, sex ed, but capitalism style."

he seems to be thinking about it but the thought of working with his archeneemes didn't sit right with him.

"i don't know y/n... sounds.. dumb."

but this might've been your best idea as of yet so you didn't give up.

the next day, no one other than mr. penis heart, lee felix, himself is sitting in front of your boss, han jisung. your ceo seems to be in a very hostile mood, trying his best to establish his dominance by sitting up straigjt and stretching his shoulders.

primal instincts kicking in as he tried to remind felix that he's in "enemy territory" whatever it is that jisung wanted fo call it.

"i heard you wanted to collaborate! i would love to!" felix started, his voice octaves lower than you had imagined, making your knees feel weak.

his smile was as bright as it looked on the tabloids and you felt blessed to be witnessing his visuals in person.

but now that you see them side by side, you never really noticed how handsome your own ceo looked.

"yeah, it was my secretary's idea." jisung said, pointing towards you and you did a small bow.

if you can't beat the enemy, join them.

you didn't think that felix would agree to your proposal righr away byt he seemed to be a happy go kucky type of guy. very much unlike your boss.

"so you agree..?" jisung stated carefully and felix just nodded enthusiastically.

"i mean, yeah? we're in the same market, but there's really no need for us to compete y'know? i think we coild do better if we combine our powers and unite as one team and create better products than we're capable of making on our own. jusyt let me know what you need and we're sure to help you in any way we can."

"thank you sir!" you said merrily, shaking his hand.

"what a show off." jisung grumbled beside you in protest. if felix heard it, he definirely didn't comment on it.

felix took your hands and enclosed it into his warm ones, bringing up to his lips. "i like your brain, y/n, it's very sexy. i might want to steal you for my own company."

he sent you a wink, making you giggle. although he was very charming, you knew he was simply joking because you've heard of his infamous relationshop with his own personal assistant.

although it made you imagine of what it woild feel like to have jisung as your lover, you simply shook the thought away, realizing that josung is a very serious man who cares about the company and nothing else.

he wasn't carefree or charming as felix. he was strict, scary, too serious, and often gets angered easily.

but with that, the company meeting was easily adjourned. no need for extra presentations or debates, felix agreed and signed a contraft right a way.

when felix left your boss' office, you turned to jisung right away, jumping up and down in joy. but you composed right away when you saw jisung's sharp glare boring into you.

you cleared your throat, "isn't this great, sir? we have creative liberty on the product but we get full support including materials, workers, and credits! peach love has it's loyal fanbase but we didn't really have a good year this year so we need all the help we can get. this is definielty gonna turn the company sround—"

"do you like felix?" jisung asked, cutting you off.

"huh?" dumfoudned, you asked.

"you seemed pretty enamored with him and i can see you being giddy at the corner of my vision."

he was observing you? you blushed at the thought but tried to wave it away. though jisung thought you were blushing at felix.

"i admire him as a ceo, nothing else," you clarified. but jisung wasn't happy nor satisfied with that answer.

"so are you going to quit and join his company?" his voixe had a sharp edge to it. as if you're one word away from being fired.

"n-no? i like being here." you said, rtrying to clear the stutter from your voice. yoi've never really thoughr about quitting but the faxt that this is your first tome seeing your boss so annoyed mighr change your mind.

jisung had always been scary whenever he got mad.

and he's always mad.

always to thw point that you got used to it and didn't get affected by it anymore.

but this is different.

this was a kind of anger that you've never seen before.

he stood up and stalked towards your desk. crossing his arms as he glared at you, observing whether you were lying or not.

in a few seconds, his shoulders dropped, the tension he was feeling suddenly washed away. "you're right. we haven't had a good sale this year and it's getting to me. i've seen the articles, y/n, people think i'm a failure."

tyou immediately went closer to him, carwfully taking his hand to ease his worries, trting to comfort him. "you're not a failure jisung, you're a perfectionist and there's nothing wrong with that. you're not a sell out and you value the history of this company, you would much rather release a quality product once every five years than release a mediocre one every month and i think that's a very admirable thing for you to do. not everyone could keep their dignity intact in this industry but you do. it's tough to make the calls in youe position but yoi've always been able to do it as if it's the easiest thing in thw world. yoi're doing great, jisung."

he stared into yours eyes the whole time, a certain softness spreading warmth all throught your body. today, you see each othwr in a diffeeent light as jisung let vulnerabikity wash all over him as he dropped his head, forehead touching yoirs.

it made you feel shy at first and hella self-conscious but as he caressed your cheek with his hand, you relaxed into his hands, feeling like putty as he stared into your lips but held himself back. "you're too good for me, y/n..." he whispered. so soft it seemed like he didn't want you to hear it. but in such short proximity, it was impossible not to.

he ran his fingers on your lips, his eyes never leaving the plump flesh for a second, "you won't leave me, right?"

you inhaled, his delicious scent filling your nerves, "never."

he smirked, relishing your answer as he trapped you between his arms on your desk, "good. because you're mine and mine only."

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