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#I CANT W THIS
garykingz · 10 months
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Evan Peters literally goes hehe
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thatpersonwithbooks · 5 months
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i wrote three sentences of a rosorion angst fic like three days ago and I just rembered it in the middle of mt math hw and now i have no motivation :(
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misqnon · 7 months
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jumpingthesefences · 10 months
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Having to set boundaries with people is so hard :( i didn't realize how much of a people pleaser i am until like 3 hours ago. I knew it was bad but me trying to set a boundary with this particular person has me really aware of myself
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a-chaotic-dumbass · 1 year
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i will eat a brick if we get nother test for next week and send myself to the hospital
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mamawasatesttube · 9 months
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BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...
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sunlit-mess · 8 days
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???
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aq2003 · 1 year
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sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)
(transcript under the cut)
[transcript:
Clip 1:
Elaine: It’s possible this is my new favorite bird!
Sam: I agree. Before, my favorite birds were... [pauses]
Elaine: What?
Sam: Fuck me.
Elaine: [Laughs]
Sam: Um, bluejay. A robin. A cardinal. A flamingo... [pauses] Dinosaurs were technically birds. A pterodactyl—
Brennan: Sorry, dinosaurs were technically birds?!
Sam: I was just listening to an NPR story about this, Brennan.
Brennan: I believe that you mean birds were technically dinosaurs. Not all dinosaurs, were birds!
Elaine: He has a point.
Sam: Oh god in heaven, I don’t know if I know five more birds.
Clip 2:
Carolyn: Woody Harrelson has the vibe of someone who should have been cancelled years ago, but remains one of the rare celebrities loved by both sides of the political aisle, like Dolly Parton, The Rock, and... Kid Rock.
Brennan: That’s the opposite of these five celebrities that both the left and the right hate... Honestly, just like a list of five celebrities would be enough to really... [sigh] oh god, who’s famous? Um...
Sam: Who’s famous?
Carolyn: [Laughs]
Sam: This is like me with the birds.
Brennan: Oh, god, let’s switch. Let Sam name five famous people and I’ll name five birds. I’ll name a hundred birds!
Sam: Nobody wants your birds, Brennan!
Brennan: PLEASEEEEEEE
[/end transcript]
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thegirlhoodtheory · 2 months
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I WILL BE GOOD AS LONG AS YOU WANT ME, 1/28/24
image from wikimedia commons
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thoodleoo · 1 year
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hey um so i slowly started replacing all of your boyfriend's parts with indistinguishable, identical parts and now he's not sure he's your boyfriend anymore. sorry about that
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scamoosh · 4 months
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hi guyz i made a quiz abt which horror trope/theme i enjoy you are!! cws are in the description so please mind them!
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atla-suki · 6 months
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER
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yayee-pspsps · 6 days
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It's you
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misqnon · 5 months
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CIEN FLEUR WING SDBFJVKLK SHIUT THE FUCK UP THATS SO STUPIUD
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unsaintd · 1 year
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now …
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cinderellahoneymoon · 4 months
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im being so fucking for real and i need you guys to boost and reblog this you nonblack selfshippers have got to stop using "simp." you have to. its african american vernacular english (aave) which in colloquial terms means its not for you to use. in a space already hostile towards shippers of color, youre just making it more inhospitable to black selfshippers by appropriating our language. say youre crushing. say youre obsessed. say youre head over heels, say youre a sucker, say youre infatuated, just stop saying simp. for the love of god
{nonblack shippers [even other shippers of color] i do NOT want to hear your opinion on this post or hear about how you "didnt know" or are "changing it right now." just be an ally and LISTEN instead of needing to add your piece.}
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