#I CANT WORK EXCEPT FOR THIS

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Tucker gets hired by the JL to work on the Watchtower’s cybersecurity... He might have a few friends visit. 

Batman looked over the application for visitors presented to him by Dr. Foley, who was nervously wringing his hands but seemed excited to talk about his two close associates, and it appeared that everything was in order for the pair to be allotted a short visitation time slot. 

The paperwork was established by Batman himself after all, needing a way to permit non-members (His Children) to visit him at his office in the watchtower. Looking over Dr. Foley’s application, the invites to Dr. D. Fenton and Dr. S. Manson seemed to be somewhat warranted.

Dr. Fenton is a well known astrophysicist and Dr. Foley had been upping the security to reflect more complex physics models as the ‘lock’ mechanism for access to Watchtower servers. Dr. Manson was a more controversial figure in social justice but a biochemist to rival Dr. Pamela Isley, not to mention she was someone Bruce Wayne had met a number of times and not completely hated (though he was sure she hated him and everyone else in the gala). She was a fan favorite guest by his children and a great advocate for animal and human rights. 

Batman approves the application, allowing their visitation for a few hours at a time once a week until the completion of Dr. Foley’s project. 

He doesn’t hear much from it, nor from Dr. Foley, but things start to come down the rumor grapevine that the two guests were more than they seemed. Red Robin was the first to comment on it to him, and as practical and efficient Tim could be, there was a look of chaos in his smile as he discussed the two additional PhDs. He was stingy on details and that always meant something bad for Bruce’s mental health. A few others asked a few questions as to who exactly the pair were visiting, and Cyborg commented that they weren’t really doing too much to assist Dr. Foley. 

Batman decides to intervene and meet these two for himself when he hears Constantine complain (not that the man wasn’t always complaining about something) about the two new magic users being way too OP for normal humans. 

This is how the JL gets to become allied with Ghost King Phantom and Thorn (not Poison Ivy pt.2 as Robin insisted). Turns out they weren’t sure if the JL could be trusted with interdimensional politics, so Tucker spent the last two years gaining their trust to let Danny and Sam up here to ‘check the place out’ before they committed to becoming members. 

Batman doesn’t even get to raise alarms at the espionage of it all because Red Robin has already programed their new badges and welcomed them on with open arms and a project to take down the LOA’s Lazarus Pits “safely”.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp crossover #dc crossover #danny phantom #tucker gets a job with the JL to do espionage and enjoys the benefits package while hes at it #tucker gets dental and 401k matching while also keeping an eye open for war crimes #tucker 'too fine' foley is thriving (respectfully) when working with wonder woman to get her passwords set up #danny is a huge fan and want to join but sam is adamant that they cant be so sure #sam is connected to the green and goes by the most goth plant hero name i could think of #ghost king danny #everyone in this AU has spent way too much time and money going to school and getting phds #except for tim of course #manson family scholarship is just taking change from her moms purse #chaos gremlin highschool dropout tim drake has already sorted this whole thing out before tucker or bruce could even recognize it

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript for "😇 Advice for the new year":

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS. TAKE YOUR MEDS AND DO YOUR TREATMENT.

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Transcript for "😈 Advice for the new year":

Are you stupid? Are y- Are you stupid?

Just quit. Literally just don't even do it. I would just not do that.

I don't work one hour, no less eighteen.

Dumbass. *vineboom*

Walk out.

Shit yourself and walk out. They can't stop you.

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #double post??? woah. #second clip is how i feel every single day at work tbh #well except for the shit yourself part. #if you cant hear the vineboom try listening to the no effect version lol. it was a well timed donation notification #sorry for the inconsistent formatting of posts. just trying to make it organized #voice post

[someoldfires]

urgent care nadja i will always love you

#wwdits #nadja of antipaxos #wwdits nadja #natasia demetriou #wwdits fanart #my art #hey . kinda hate this one kinda dont #also its 4 am and i cant tell if drawings are good or not #tried to do a painterly technique in procreate and it worked fine i guess except i hate how the smudge tool looks but idk how else to blend #cant be bothered to do all the transition shades #anyway once u slap some highlights on most things look ok

[200llbun]

Au where Dipper is deadass blind (working at the library) and cannot see the tall lanky monster thingy in front of him and just kinda assumes it's a human - he knows somethings a bit off about the guy, but he stops his assumptions there bc it's rude and he got over his paranormal phase years ago. (He didn't)

#billdip #digital art #dipper pines #gravity falls #author #fanfic #art #mlm #bill cipher #au #fanart #inspo from frankinsteins monster (idk if i spelled that right) bc the og book had a blind dad talk to the monster #of course the guys family walked in on them talking and screamed bloody fuck and kinda shoo'ed the monster away #except in this au Bill wasnt really created he just kinda always lived and lurked to stalk humans and make deals since thats his food #kinda? #might change that though idk if I'll ever actually write it since I've been unmotivated w billdip for awhile #also dippers family doesnt shoo Bill away bc he lives alone #Pacifica tries to. But. Well that doesn't rlly work out that well #she tells Dipper that the guys a literal fucking illuminati monster taller than his door #dipper just kinda shrugs her off bc shes joked about shit he cant see being a monster and hes kinda over it by then #the girl cries wolf on her end #dip secretely wishes it to be true bc its been his sick fantasy ever since he was a teen #call him dorky or sick. he wont care #fanfics about monster fuckung had drilled into his mind #hes corrupted #in a good way #join the dark side dipper🤲 #k bye

[ink-the-artist]

random question, do you think it's possible for someone who has lost their creativity to regain it? ..asking for a friend..

im not sure what your situation is, but i believe everyone has creative potential just from being a human being and you cant just permanently lose your creativity. i struggle with losing creativity at times, usually its when I go into a depressive period. I usually just keep making art through it, ill look through old ideas I wrote down or work on commissions just stuff that doesnt require a ton of creativity but keeps me working on art. even if I dont feel good doing it just doing the work of making art helps me to eventually want to make art again

#i dont rly have any advice for this sorry #but this kind of sounds like burnout #idk if what I do will work for you or not all i can really do is share how i deal w it #i go in and out of depressive episodes kind of like bipolar but without manic episodes #i just feel like total shit for some weeks or months and then feel normal again and its independent of enviornmental stuff or triggers #i cant rly do anything about it except try to lessen the depression w meds and such

[hidden-havven]

HATSUNE MIKU??

what happened to tumblrs layout why i the thing on the other side how do I change it can I change it-

#it is genuinely foul #i hate #anyway i still cant draw/render wings but im working on it #hatsune jaiden #hatsune wilbur #qsmp sofia #qsmp hatsune miku? #qsmp #qsmp fanart #qsmp wilbur #qsmp jaiden #felt inclined to add hatchunegg migoo but nobody except me knows what that is #hidden's cringeposting tag for the sake of organization

[mishapen-dear]

where did your colour go?

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #mishapen draws #mishapen sketches #badboyhalo #bbh is so SAD #cant wait for his depression #god i love colours #every time im like 'yeah no ill definitely work on my lineart next' #'yeah i need to get a handle on values' #and then i go do more colour bullshit #and im living my best life tbh #not much to say about this one either except for Ow @ every stream he's done lately gucking. ow. #im having SO much fun #scheduled post #<- lets see what horrors are waiting for me by the time this posts lmao

[crowliphale]

proving to each other that romance is boring

#my art #artwork #crow does art #digital art #one piece #dracule mihawk #red haired shanks #akagami no shanks #akataka #mishanks #I NEED TO YELL ABOUT THEM #augh they are so. doomed to me yk #doomed in the way that they both care but they just cant make it work and its so bittersweet #theyre exes who stay friends theyre besties who dont regret anything except the things they couldnt do and and and #[bursts into flames] #romance is boring

[kiadanta]

Kia has decided to retire her winter wardrobe all over my everything

#kiadanta #my cats #ragdoll #cat #the fluff heap in the last picture is what i brushed from her yesterday and today #it seems to be working though!! i can pick her up and only have a 30% opacity fur coating on me afterwards #instead of the 80% it was at the start of yesterday #I'm glad shes receptive to being bribed with treats to be wetted down and brushed extensively for such long sessions #she has a good time with everything except belly brushing #which i have to do much more coaxing for #but with treat bribery i can recall her to the brushing spot pretty much instantly whenever she starts to wander off #and while she doesnt like her coat being sprayed directly she's fine with me cupping water in my hands and wiping it on her #i find it's much much easier to brush her when she's damp #otherwise the fur is all so stupidly fine it just floats away and i cant get much of the loose stuff onto the brush at all. just goes whoosh #summer shedding be like that

[ghostyclay]

S7 mumbo jumbo cosplay coming soon :3 (wip)

#hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft s7 #mumbo jumbo #mumbo #mumbo cosplay #hermitcraft cosplay #its technically finished but im too lazy to put on the pants #Anyways i spent like 9hrs yesterday working on the foosh + mumbo cosplay #So imma go pass out actually #Except i CANT because i have a fucking exam in two days #...but there's a convention on sa/su that im going to #And i gotta finish my cosplays #So I've just given up on studying #So i guess.... I'm gona go work on my foosh cos??? Again??? #OH WAIT I REMEMBERED WHY ITS A WIP! #ITS CAUSE I DIDNT MAKE THE GRUMBOT PROP YET! #Im so sleep deprived #ghostyclosplay

[chiquilines]

Hi guysssssss its been a minute

I havent posted in a hot while due toooo many things one of which being im not that much into mha anymore... i still really really love all my girls, tgchk mmjr midjoke miryumi etc still hold a dear place in my heart, and I'm gonna keep drawing them, just less. I might start posting more art from different media, but regardless im not gonna be able to post much in the coming months cause I am about to have a very very busy time academically, so Im gonna have less time for drawing :( anyways, thanks to everyone whos been liking my my hero art, it means a lot to me and i appreciate everyone who takes the time to look at my silly self endulging wlw!! This isnt a goodbye btw, im just taking the opportunity to be sappy :) see yall in the next post!!

#I MISSED THEMMMMMM😭😭 #ive been wanting to draw them again for ages i love them very much #there are some ramblings under the cut i wont bother to repeat here #its just a lil psa about the coming months #but back to tgchk <333 #im obsessed with the idea that ochako grabs toga by the hands floats her and spins her around #if i could animate yall would eat it up #its so sappy #ochakos outfit btw is an old redraw of her hero costume that I still really like #its based on older NASA astronaut suits #i have a sort of ingrained conviction that ochako would be an astronaut irl #regardless of her more EMT style line of work #you cant take this from me #the kind of context for this drawing is that toga wanted alone time and got ochako to come meet her by sending a lil note #ochakos holding it if u look at her hand :) #this is in my fairly common au that theyre secret gfs and toga is still a criminal #in this world ochako is in fact not opposed to togas blood thing #it is my conviction of their characters that they understand each other wholly and completely #toga understands ochako needs to save people and ochako understands toga needs to kill #theyre each others moral exceptions <3 #togachako #ochako uraraka #toga himiko #toga x uraraka #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

[angelwiththeblue-box]

you ever just cry about jatp

#eli rambles #writing about it in an essay #also im AT WORK #I CANT FEEL ANY EMOTION EXCEPT CUSTOMER SERVICE VOICE #jatp #julie and the phantoms #college stuff

[caligulasarmageddon]

I think my favorite part about Cronus fans is that most of us collectively agree he is trans.

Like it doesn't matter if it's transfem or transmasc all we know is this greasy ass poseur isn't cis.

#heres my attempt at a “sprite edit” except i cant work with pixels well #i love him #my comfort character ever #since like 2013 lol #homestuck #cronus ampora #also he is aromantic to me #aroallo trans fish

[wolfgirlfloof]

#this doesnt really count since it's just a killsteal #but i'm working on getting a real microwave eureka run going #with an endgame survivor contract and some luck she can have like 500atk which is pretty decent #the problem is none of the bosses in is3 are really stallable for this strat except saint carmen #technically highmore is but her 5-op targeting and corrosion damage makes it really difficult to sustain as it goes on #need a lot of bulk and healing and setup #however i will continue to persevere #also you cant see but texas fucking died right below eureka #arknights #u-official #reserve op gaming #not really but i guess that's my is3 tag now

[lesbiangiratina]

#the sale is almost working on me but i cant imagine ill ever want this that bad. #i may need this money for a testament figure 1 day. it could happen. #evidently theyll make anything except a fucking figure but still maybe ill find an old garage kit. #maybe if it was limited. maybe that could work on me. but it doesnt look like it is. #the kat goes meow

[sheepalmighty]

A comic for my incredibly self-indulgent AU: Chai joins Vandelay for half a day.

Click for less blur

The rest of this dumb joke comic is under the read more

It was in his robot arm

#hi-fi rush #hi fi rush #hfr #hi-fi rush spoilers #kale vandelay #hi fi rush korsica #hi fi rush chai #kale x chai #mainly for the following comment #'I want that defect!' you sure do kale you sure do #i didnt put much thought into the outfit except that chai is disappointed that there isnt any spare sleeve to rip up for his robot arm #i think the least plausible thing in this au is that chai was convinced to do a coffee run #he's bigger than that #i havent bothered making neat looking speech bubbles and text in a long time so hope they dont distract too much #if you've been around my blog for a while you'll see all the two conventions i keep using in my previous works #but i just wanted to draw something fun #im wondering if the many panels images are able to be zoomed into easily? i cant tell with how tumbls is nowadays #'tis mine #im not doing this again my eyes are super tired