#I CANT. IM GONNA

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[bulletsgirl]

ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

#SLOWLY OUT OF LINE AND DRIFTING CLOSER IN YOUR SIGHTS #SO PLAY IT OUT IM WIDE AWAKE ITS A SCENE ABOUT ME #THERES SOMETHING IN YOUR WAY AND NOW SOMEONE IS GONNA PAY #AND IF YOU CANT GET WHAT YOU WANT WELL ITS ALL BECAUSE OF ME #NOW DANCE FUCKER DANCE MAN I NEVER HAD A CHANCE #AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW IT WAS REALLY ONLY YOU #AND NOW YOULL LEAD THE WAY #SHOW THE LIGHT OF DAY #NICE WORK YOU DID #YOURE GONNA GO FAR KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pcktknife]

pony off the hook call that off the hoof

#splatoon #off the hook #mlp #myart #cant believe i havent done pony splatoon #probably bc of the cephalopod thing but theyre just gonna b normal ponies im not doin all that

[ofswordsandpens]

Percy and Nico's relationship dynamic peaked in pjo when it was gremlin teenager trying to wrangle gremlin child

#percy: ugh I cant believe how hard it is trying to raise this kid >:( #everyone: you know you dont have to do that right #percy: no im gonna #pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo

[lotus-pear]

WE ARE SOOOO BACK HAPPY 113 EVERYONE‼️‼️

#STAYED UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT TO DRAW THESE BUT IT WAS WORTH IT IM SO EXCITED TO SEE POOKIE SIGMA AGAIN🥺🥺 #ALSO SOUKOKU SLAYING LIKE USUAL I LOVE THEIR SILLY MEURSAULT INTERACTIONS SM UEUEUEUEUUE #THIS IS GONNA BE THE SIGSKK CHP I KNOW IT GUYS. TRUST🙏🏼🙏🏼‼️‼️ #ANYWAY RAAAAHHHH IM SO EXCITED I CANT SLEEP THIS IS LIKE THE MOST EMOTION IVE FELT IN MONTHS #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #bsd sigma #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[jingyismom]

undead boy with "UNMARRIED" on his gravestone makes sure to put "BELOVED WIFE" on his girl's gravestone even though he knows she won't be in the ground for long

#lisa frankenstein #lisa frankenstein spoilers #the themes of rememberance and honoring the people you love by how you keep their memory... #im gonna end up Posting about this for real i cant believe this is who i am right now

[lesbiradshaw]

he’s like if a boy was a princess

#he IS a princess idc #the curly straw in his drink is so 😞☹️🫶 #prince of my heart love of my life apple pie of my eye etc #the gleaming center of the universe #cant stop thinking about him sorry #as soon as this movie comes out in HD im gonna be so unbearable i fear #saltburn #saltburn spoilers #felix catton #jacob elordi

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

#sorry Im allergic to long posts but hehe uhh I wanted to post it all at once... #rancher duo #team ranchers #trafficshipping #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #double life #double life fanart #trafficblr #they are so soft and I have way too many ideas for art of them by virtue but Im gonna stop myself there #sorry if my human anatomy is awkward anywhere eugh #not terribly confident about my human art but we go all in baby #fuck it we ball as the kids say #in the way I imagine them Tango keeps his flames at bay when around people but does still walk around with his hair casually on fire #he just cant help it when Jimmy's an affectionate dog more than an avian though you know #tubby art

[hyenaa-euphoria]

he is reading his best friend a story on their sleepover!!!!

#dogday #catnap #poppy playtime 3 #poppy playtime #should i make this and the best buddies comicparto of the same au? #im not good at making aus #i swear im gonna make a part two of best buddies eventually #gaaaahhh i cant decide

[puppyeared]

can i offer you some furries in this trying time

@laikascomet

#I KNOW I DREW HER GLOVE ON THE WRONG HAND. I CANT TELL MY LEFT FROM MY RIGHT #i was playing with colors and im happy with how each of these came out!!!! #he hasnt even been introduced yet but i wont apologize for the person i become when we get road boy #i dont know AAANYTHING about him but i love him already. i just know hes gonna be cool #my art #myart #laika's comet #webcomics #furry art #fur #mars #laika #road boy #fanart #eyestrain #just in case

[araneapeixes]

Not gonna be able to get back to this for the next week or so but I wanted to share so wips :))

#I CANT STOP DRAWING THEM IN BARS AND CLUBS?? lmao #anyways the point of this one is that they both want to fuck shadowheart. and so they shall #im on such a roll with this modern au stuff and its the first time in a while that im genuinely kinda drawign the same thing #over and over again and it feels so good? lmao #this is gonna be my niche i think #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 modern au #shadowheart #karlach #karlach cliffgate #lae'zel #shadowzel #shadowlach #wip #sketch

[sphor-art]

ok yall im tentatively back

#hermitcraft #zedaph #absolutely not gonna watch every pov but ima sneak in a few episodes here and there #EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THIS IS SLUTTY I DON'T MEAN IT TO BEEEEEEEE #FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR DRAWING HIM WITH A GAY LITTLE HIP THING #😭 #EDIT 2 : HE HAS HANDCUFFS BECAUSE OF THE INVENTORY THING GUYS PLEASE #YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME im never posfing again #stage 5 acceptance

[crystallizsch]

sigh i had an epiphany

book 4 is just a whole ass scooby doo episode huh

#there’s even FIVE of them #no i am unable to elaborate further #im afraid if i do i cant go back #so this is for the ones who’ll get it maybe ;;; #also i’m never gonna be over the fact that jamil MIGHT have gotten away with it if he left the prefect alone #jamil my beloved you got too overzealous #twisted wonderland #twst #twst art #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #twst grim #twst yuu #★'-art #(💜) yuusha

[ladykyriaa]

HE IS SO WHIPPED OH MY GOD LOOK AT HIS BLUSH

#HHKZKSKSJSNS #I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE HES SO WHIPPED FOR HER JWNDWJJJSJDWJNDJWJDJWJDJEJS #LOOK AT HIS BLUSHHHHHHHHH #AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #WHAT THE FUCK I AM SO INSANE FOR THEM AAGGGHHHHHNNNGGHHH #im gonna fucking bite someone isndidndjshajsjdjdjked #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries

[factual-fantasy]

Pokemon Scarlet has been a comforting distraction for me lately. 🥹 Fightin those baddies. Collectin them shiny things and catchin them all's. Amongst other things-

But what's been the most fun about it is imagining my Haunter and Sylveon being extremely stupid and also being bestest friends forever and ever XDD

#do not tag as ship #just in case- #pokemon scarlet and violet #haunter #Sylveon #its gonna be challenging to get Grimace's perspective right once he evolves- #but thats ok :) #that wont stop me from drawing him abd Sylvester #also i think im really getting the hang of traditional drawing again! :D #though i cant wait until i can get back to my desk and draw digitally.. :(

[hylianane]

Usopp said “I want a divorce!” and Luffy said “Fine! But I’m taking the kids!” and the kids were three teens older than him, a reindeer, and a 30 year old woman who was actively committing a political assassination

#like yeah sometimes your kids are three teens older than both yourself and your spouse a reindeer and a 30 year old woman who was actively c #one piece #water 7 #you thought i was done with the usopp brainrot but no i was just on vacation #Elbaf cant come any sooner im chewing on the drywall and thinking about water 7 #water seveeeeeen #I’m gonna have to go read fanfiction abt this #lusopp #strawhat pirates #monkey d. luffy #god usopp #my post