#I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS

[drugsforaddicts]

Bojan pic @blatantlyhidden

#i don't have time for this #but they just keep doing it #käärijä and bojan twinning masterlist #käärijä #jere pöyhönen #bojan cvjetićanin #bojere #käärijan #twin flames

[mint-yooxgi]

I just finished reading the first part of Hotel California and I need to say it: you are just calling it "yandere" for clickbait.

The only chapter that really feels like a yandere story is the first one, maybe the second one a bit.

Tf is all this narrative of "we are equals" and "you don't own me"? You know you have a BAD yandere when it don't terrify the reader and the characters. If I'm reading yandere shit I want to scared, I want to see the characters be scared and disgusted. The whole yandere thing is a horror trope and in my opinion it should stay that way.

A yandere isn’t just a love interest who’s a bit possessive or overprotective, it’s a HORROR TROPE of a violently jealous character.

Oh sweetie, don't come into MY ask box, on ANON, and tell ME about what is or isn't acceptable as to how to write a yandere. I can clearly tell you have a very shallow understanding of what yandere actually entails, and I actually feel sorry for you that you believe the only way a yandere can be written is if they're abusive assholes towards their love interest.

Here's a helpful link on all the different characterizations of yanderes to help you out, since you seem quite lost. And aggressive at that.

Please focus on the subheading of "Types of Yanderes", I think that will greatly help. Specifically the subcategory on obsession. I think that'll be very eye opening for you.

Not all yanderes are going to be violent towards their love interests. That doesn't make them a 'good' or 'poorly written' character. It all depends on what the writer wants, and what fits the story. You don't have to like the character, but you shouldn't shit on an author because it's not a character you wanted to see, or they're not written how YOU wanted. Close the book/tab/page, or whatever you're reading on, and move along.

Don't you fucking DARE come onto MY blog and tell me how I SHOULD or SHOULDN'T be writing MY OWN FUCKING CHARACTERS.

If you didn't like it, click away. It's not that hard. You don't need to send such aggressive and downright RUDE messages on ANON. Tumblr is free. My writing is free. You know what I didn't ask for, though? Your shitty opinion.

Maybe educate yourself on the different types of yanderes before you come into MY ask box, on MY blog, of which I've been writing and researching this trope for almost TEN FUCKING YEARS NOW, before you spew some dumb shit.

Also, you know horror isn't all just slasher violence and abuse, right? You know what else falls under the horror category?

PSYCHOLOGICAL! WOO!

Here's another wiki page on just how many horror genres there are. Thought this might be helpful to you as well!

And that's not even to mention yandere is technically part of the ROMANCE trope.

Can't wait until you find out Misa Amane from Death Note is a yandere. You might faint!

There are plenty of fics where the love interest gets abused and torn apart by the yandere in question. This is not one of them. Go get off somewhere else, your high horse isn't that high.

#ask #good fucking day anon #if you come into my ask box with this kind of attitude #expect to receive it back tenfold #fuck off with this shit #I don't have time for this

[naffeclipse]

my head cold is making me so hazy and out of it i'm listening to a song on repeat and the words hold no meaning i'm staring at the wall with zero comprehension

#naff nuh huh #i need to write before my classes begin please #i don't have time for this

[katzell]

Midge and Lenny's alternative adventures

Enough luxuriating in my feelings about Midge and Lenny's goodbye at the airport. Here are some future adventures I'd love to see them have.

Midge and Lenny go on a tour together but after getting tossed off their train by some Christian fundamentalists they wind up roadtripping across the midwest trying to get to Chicago before their show. Susie forbids Midge from ever gigging with Lenny again.

While on a USO tour of military bases in Europe, Midge gets invited to perform at a diplomatic show in East Berlin. And what do you know? Lenny is also on the bill! It all would have been a fun little trip in and out through Checkpoint Charlie if that cat hadn't decided to adopt Lenny and Midge hadn't been convinced they could smuggle it out. How were they to know the cat already had a (high-ranking) family! Susie reaffirms that gigging with Lenny is verboten.

Midge gets offered obscene money to be one of the headliners on an international cruise. She's been in a dry spell because of some Watergate jokes that were honestly pretty tame! At the last minute Lenny gets added to the bill because the male headliner dropped out. Susie reluctantly agrees that they need the money. Of course trapped on a ship winds up being Lenny's worst nightmare so the two of them make a gettaway in Barcelona. Susie's life becomes a living nightmare for months dealing with the breach of contract.

Midge and Lenny never get married, never even properly date. But, yes, there is so much sex. Great sex. The best Midge has ever had. It's distracting really, which might be why she's always a little relieved when they inevitably have to go their separate ways. Love is one thing, but Midge can never let herself become part of someone else's life again. And Lenny is relieved not to carry that responsibility.

But sometimes they argue. Sometimes they have screaming fights and don't speak for months, even years. Lenny doesn't tell Midge things that Midge feels a real friend would know! (But they don't. Lenny doesn't really tell anyone everything). Midge gets stubborn and won't admit when she's wrong. And boy can she be wrong.

During one extended period, Lenny lets himself get talked into a marrying a nice, funny girl who is sweet to his kid and doesn't mind his dicier habits. She's not that sharp, but she's cool, you know. Easy to be with. Then Midge crashes the wedding and by the end of the night he's ready to follow Midge out to her car and speed away into the desert. The annulment goes through in a matter of weeks.

Midge marries three times. Lenny catches the first one in the paper. Some drunken shenanigans in Las Vegas that got out of hand. Lenny sends her a postcard saying "Mazel Tov." Mysteriously Midge writes back, "Once is an accident, twice a coincidence, three times a fucking problem." The second marriage to the singer was widely covered by the press from the moment they were caught exiting his hotel room in the middle of the night. Lenny sent another postcard, "The thing that concerns me most is your shit taste in music." Six months later Midge sends him a ticket to join her at a Diana Ross concert.

The marriage to the media mogul is the one that really pisses Lenny off. It's in the middle of one of their longest dry spells and Lenny sees it as the culmination of their argument: Midge tying herself to wealth, excess, and privilege instead of the subversive values he thought they shared. He almost doesn't go to the wedding, but a nasty part of him want to see this shitshow go down. The feeling deflates when he finds her crying in the bathroom, only an hour after the opulent ceremony. He offers to take her away, but Midge only dries her eyes and says, "Don't worry. I'm going to make him bleed." The divorce settlement becomes the stuff of legends and Midge has Lenny headline the benefit for Midge's new charitable foundation. The endowment will keep the organization is healthy financial shape for decades.

And maybe, just maybe, Midge and Lenny did get married after all. The captain of the cruiseliner said something about them being husband and wife that night they got tanked as they were heading into Barcelona. Neither properly remembers, or really minds. Marriages are dumb anyway. What matters is who sticks around.

#the marvelous mrs. maisel #the marvelous mrs maisel #midge maisel #lenny bruce #midge x lenny #lenny x midge #luke kirby #rachel brosnahan #I can stop anytime I want #I swear #do you see what happened to this #this is why I am bad at writing meta #somehow it turns into fic #and fic turns into plot #I don't have time for this

[ebony-hawthorne]

do you ever know the lyrics of a song so you start listening to the instruments (non-instrumental) and just decide you're gonna learn an entire musical on piano by ear, even though you don't know how to play the piano but you have one so why the FUCK not

or is that just me?

#tlt musical #tlt #the lightning theif musical #the lightning thief #we can't spell y'all #still just me #pjo #pjo musical #pjo show #percy jackson musical #percy jackson #piano music #obsession #hyperfixation #i don't have time for this #chaos #broadway

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Saying you can host Thanksgiving when you're the planner in your relationship and you work in a retail-adjacent career is really just digging your own grave.

#i did this to myself #my partner is southern-ish (don't tell him i said ish but he's from virginia it hardly counts his mom is from south carolina though) #and he's got the whole hospitality thing and he loves hosting stuff #so i was like yeah sure we can do thanksgiving here #because i want to make sure he feels like moving to my small hometown was worth it right #but also i forgot that he just is NOT good at planning things #which is weird because he is a project manager so it's all he does all day #also i've been sick for like 5 days now? so i didn't even pick up on the lack of a solid plan until today #i don't have time for this #it feels like i've been in meetings for two weeks getting everything for work set up #and now i also have to plan out this menu 2 days before the actual holiday because no one knows what's going on #listen he TRIES to do the planning he really does but he gets too excited and things spiral lol #personal

[kyuhu]

does anyone know how I can find my drafted posts on the new browser layout? sdfghas I'm struggling :'D

#delete later #tumblr please #I don't have time for this

[thehappysorceress]

Arg

I wasn't going to do NaNo this year.

But now I think I'm doing NaNo?

#writing #NaNoWriMo #what am I even doing #I don't have time for this #or energy #but I think I'm doing it #arg

[marnz]

ugh, was trying to listen to a murderbot book and my brain was like and now it's time to unpackable why the statement 'only abuse survivors should be allowed to write about abuse' depends on several logical fallacies

#currently #like BROOOO i am busy trying to listen to murderbot deal with ptsd while also going on wild adventures #i don't have time for this #anyway i have been thinking about this a lot because it's such a concise way of summing up like everything wrong #with how we think about art & celebrities & systems of power & our own place within the systems #perhaps i shall make a post about it sorry in advance

[mortifiedandawesome]

MAAAAAAAAAAN what is wrong with me? For some reason I'm craving a particular spicy cheese dip that I don't like and only gives me heartburn

How come I never have a craving for doing chores

#I don't have time for this #mortifiedandawesome

[keeganmantle]

Well, wasn't expecting to get bashed on but, ok.😐

Don't worry, I blocked this person but here's what I have to say.

I do have friends.

I do have a girlfriend.

I haven't worked since 2021 and I worked a few times for my dad and I'm still finding a new job.

I just have comfort characters.

Yeah, I make plush videos for everyone but I also do animation and stuff.

My art is fine I'm still learning how to use a more powerful art software.

I called out perverts a lot and I even dealt with them.

Women kept DMing me on Facebook when I was 17 so I just have paranoia from all that and a lot of female characters just give me comfort, alright?

It's just character stuff. You don't have to come at me so disrespectful.

I'm sorry about this, guys. But I'll just block any haters or so 'cause I don't have time for this. People really need to get a life.😒

And for the record, I've been making plush videos since I was a kid. I still have lots of ideas.

#i don't have time for this

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

The "yeah I showed up at your party" chapter is also interesting because Betty / The 1 / Mirrorball / TLGAD / Invisible String / Cardigan also have a recurring theme of being misunderstood and/or punished for your choices, wanting desperately someone to see you for who you really are, never quite feeling accepted and seeking love where it might not ever be fully returned in the way you wanted or hoped...

#i have thoughts bubbling SHIT #I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS #something something just wanting someone to show up for you 🙃 #at first i was like ok well invisible string doesn't really fit #except it does because that's like an ideal of what you'd wish for #'isn't it just so pretty to think this could have been?' #but the point of IS isn't that they were fated but that there were all these steps along the way #to bring them to where they met each other #that meant nothing on their own #but have meaning because they want it to #it would have been pretty to think they were fated but they weren't in real life etc #BESTIES WHY DID WE START TALKING ABOUT THE CHAPTERS NOW MY BRAIN CAN'T DO WORK #lmao i need to start blocking tumblr during work hours #I'm like 'don't check notifs during work hours' #then check my dash instead #me thinking too hard about taylor lyrics #writing letters addressed to the fire

[weeping-vintage-toes]

I'm trying to read Percy Jackson, and my cat keeps standing in front of the book and rubbing her head on it

#shes very cute #but I'm on borrowed time #I don't have time for this

[punkass-diogenes]

To exist is to survive unfair choices.

inktober day 3

#that's it no more markers for inktober #i don't have time for this #inktober 2022 #my art #there was some experimentation here #it didn't all work out #but hey i tried #the oa #brit marling

[soup-for-my-family]

unpopular opinion:

i would prefer a TMA2 to an ARG bc ARGs confuse me and take work and are a time commitment

#i'm just a silly little college student #i don't have time for this #i just want to sit in my silly little dorm room and listen to my silly little podcast #decoding is not my strongsuit #i cry in escape rooms #i'm not made for this #tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #statement remains

[yanteetle]

your recent pieces are p good, especially the Donnie ones :) I can't even see the ugly sketches underneath them lmao

Fam I have 3 stages for sketching alone I need you to specify which one. And once you have, please kindly fuck off. Good night.

#teets blockables #random asks <3 #i don't have time for this