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[ocean-butch]

what are ur fave crowley and aziraphale moments? (-a completely anonymous anon)

AJFKAJJDAJ HELLO TOTALLY ANONYMOUS PERSON WHOSE IDENTITY I TOTALLY DO NOT KNOW. FiRsT oF aLL someone who ISNT an anon would know that this is an Oful question to ask me bc i Cannot Ever For The Life Of Me make a choice. bUT, since we obviously dont know each other, i guess im gonna let it slip. so ok im gonna try to make a list but pls do keep in mind that the order is just which ones i remember first, not in an actual order of preference (bc thats just asking too much!!!!!) okay so!

- pARIS WHEN AZIRAPHALE FIRST HEARS CROWLEY’S VOICE AND SMILES LIKE HES THE HAPPIEST HE HAS EVER BEEN AND THEN THEY GO ON A DATE

- OBVIOUSLY the church scene. just,, the entire thing tbh (i love the “anthony j crowley” “anthony?” “what, you dont like it?” “no i didnt say that” and “whats the j stand for?” “...oh just a j really” bit) but obviously the main focus being crowley saving aziraphale’s books like its No Big Deal even tho not even aziraphale remembered them and he did and the last shot with aziraphale’s face and the romantic soundtrack as we literally watch him realize that he’s in love with crowley (as confirmed by the loml michael sheen)

- thE SCENE WITH THE PAINTBALL AND AZIRAPHALE’S FACE WHEN HE WANTS CROWLEY TO MIRACLE THE STAIN OUT AND THEN HIS LIL SMILE AFTER HE DOES IT THAT IS JUST EXPLODING WITH LOVE LIKE LITERALLY MICHAEL HOW DO YOU DO THAT (also: crowley a lil later pinning aziraphale to the wall and aziraphale looking at him Like That)

- omg omg omg okay the bycicle accident scene like i just love that scene so so so much like u have no idea (well you personally do bc i’ve told u about it many times - not that i know who u are ofc) but i just,,, they act so Married okay i cant HANDLE IT (“let there be light” then crowley undoing it With That Face and “Oh Lord Heal This Bike” “i got carried away!”) and just ajfjsjdak theyre so cute in that scene i cherish it in my s o u l

- obviously their first meeting Has to be included! i mean, first of all they’re meeting each other. then suddenly, like 2 minutes later a demon’s already leaning closer to an angel who’s already lifting his wing to protect said demon from the scary unknown rain (also: “i gave it away!” and, with the most incredibly smitten face in the whole wide universe: “you WHAT????”)

- just. the whole scene when theyre drunk in the first ep. the entire thing. all of it. starting from “my point- my point is- dolphins.” until “well i’ll be damned!” “not that bad when you get used to it”

- OH OKAY THE SCENE AT THE BENCH WHEN THEYRE WATCHING WARLOCK JUST DAYS BEFORE HIS 11TH BIRTHDAY AND AZIRAPHALE STARTS DOING HIS LIL MAGIC TRICKS (“it was in your ear!” “no it was in your pocket” “well it was close to your ear” “never anywhere near my ear” and “you can do proper magic! you can make things disappear!” “but thats not as fun!” “fun????? make u disappear”) LIKE AKDSJJSJ AND ITS EVEN BETTER THAT THAT WHOLE MAGIC TRICK PART WAS IMPROVISED LIKE WOW DAVID AND MICHAEL ARE SO FUCKING GOOD OKAY I LOVE THEM BOTH SO MUCH

- OKAY SO ITS HEARTBREAKING BUT THE BANDSTAND SCENE BECAUSE I MEAN HOW COULD I NOT (with his voice breaking: “you cant Leave, crowley” and “we can run away together!” “run away.... together?” and “how long have we been friends? 6000 YEARS!” and “i dont even like you!” “you DO!”) i mean its just,,,,, too much,,,, its so much,,,,,,, pls,,,,,

- in that same angsty note: soho, 1967. do i need to elaborate? who cares imma do it anyway (“but i cant have you risking your life. not even for something dangerous” and the soft unspoken desperation of “dont go unscrewing the cap” and “after everything you’ve said?” and “can i drop you off somewhere?” and “oh, dont look so disappointed. perhaps one day we could, i dont know, go for a picnic. dine at the ritz” and, of course, “anywhere you want to go” “you go too fast for me, crowley”) i mean yeah its heartbreaking but its also, to me, when crowley gets that confirmation that aziraphale loves him back so i cant just not mention it

- when satan is coming and aziraphale just literally picks up his sword and says “DO SOMETHING! OR… or I’ll never talk to you again!” like its the worst thing that could ever happen (it is, for both of them at least) and then obviously crowley just,,, Does The Something bc literally nothing in the entire world, heaven, or hell, will ever take aziraphale away from him

- tHe bUs sCeNE i just ajfjajsj cANT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED!!!!! LIKE HE LITERALLY JUST. “you can stay at my place… if you’d like” AND AZIRAPHALE GOES WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EVER BE OKAY EVER AGAIN???????? THEYRE IN L O V E

- and lastly because, since the show finished with it, i think its only fair i do too: there were angels dining at the ritz (“i’d like to believe none of this wouldve worked out if you werent, deep down, just a little bit a good person” “and if you werent, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” and “to the world” “to the world!” and, obviously, “and perhaps the recent exertions had had some fallout in the nature of reality because, while they were eating, for the first time ever, a nightingale sang in berkeley square.”)

anyways i think im probably forgetting some of them but sOmEoNE (who is definitely not this anon, of course) has been saying for the past hour and a half that im taking too long to answer this, so. there ya go.

(bonus: the deleted scene where crowley brings aziraphale chocolates and ends up saving him from going back to heaven like a good bf)

#thank you so much for asking #you were very patient too so jakdjaj im sorry #yknow how i am with asks and things i love #it always takes way longer than anyone expects #(including me) #mine #answered #anon #good omens #ineffable husbands #from my beloved

[somaybeimbiased]

Strings

Im not taekey shipper but omg this was goood! I want them together, or... First they just establish that they'll be friends with benefits, but then it just comes out as something more 😝 I love you so much 😍        -Anon

Continuation of the No strings attached Fic Here 

Mildly NSFW (Not that bad, but there is adult content)

He didn’t know what to do.

Kibum didn’t know what he was doing, giving his phone number to one of his one night stands. This kid, Tae, he thought? Was really gorgeous, and he was the only one to ever try make him breakfast. Most just got the idea of what ‘no strings attached’ meant, and left as soon as they finished, or as soon as they woke up in the morning.  But here he was, putting his number into Taemin’s phone with the promise of being friends after this because Taemin thought he seemed to be a genuinely interesting person.

The whole ‘friends’ thing didn’t work out for them, because every time Taemin came over to hangout, they ended up fucking. In the bedroom, on the couch, on the counter while Kibum had been trying to cook for the. Basically everywhere you could imagine.

Kibum didn’t really know what they were or how Taemin felt about this whole thing they had going. Like, Taemin was an amazing guy, but he had really naughty hands that liked to touch Kibum in all the right places, and Kibum could never figure out if it was intentional or not.

One day, a month or so after they’d met they Kibum had Taemin pressed against the wall in his hallway and his tongue was in Taemin’s mouth and he just kind of stopped for a minute.

“Key..? You okay?” Taemin panted, catching his breath.

“What are we?” Kibum blurted, letting go of the younger.

“Why are you asking me this now? I mean, I don’t… know?” Taemin said, stumbling over his words briefly, running his hand through his messy hair.

“Are we friends? Or friends with benefits? Because you know I follow a strict to strings attached rule. What do you want?” Kibum blurted before he could even properly process how direct he was being.

Taemin just looked down for a second before meeting the elder’s eyes, an unfamiliar twinge of sadness running through his body. “Friends… with benefits is good. Yeah. That’s what we are.” he whispered. Kibum nodded. “No strings attached.” He said, and Taemin repeated him in a quiet voice, “No strings attached…”

It had been a couple months at this point, and Taemin felt like he was going to die. He’d broken Kibum’s rule and fallen for the elder man. He’d taken to staying at Kibum’s apartment more than at his own, and he couldn’t take it anymore. Kibum didn’t seem to care much about him, but he had always seemed like a closed book, and he didn’t express his feelings about many people, so he didn’t really know what to think.

They’d been having sex for what felt like forever, and they knew everything about the other’s body, what they liked, what made them squirm, what made them uncomfortable, and Taemin was convinced that you should only know this much about someone else if you were dating. Taemin had been there to pick Kibum up after a fight with one of their mutual friends, he had been there when Kibum decided to try go on a tinder date with a guy he’d been talking to for two weeks, and it didn’t go well. He’d been ignoring his own feelings to make Kibum feel as safe and happy as possible and he was fed up with it.  Was he just some kid to Kibum? Or some sex toy he could use to get off whenever he wanted, and then forget about outside of his house? They barely even hung out outside of the apartment anymore because they had a tendency to not be able to keep their hands off each other in public areas. But Taemin would keep quiet, because he couldn’t care to lose the company of the cute fox-like man he’d come to care for… and maybe even love?

Everything fell apart one night, they’d been trying out something new in the bedroom; edging. And Taemin wasn’t in his right mind, completely and utterly destroyed. When Kibum finally let him cum after what felt like hours of teetering on the edge of bliss and insanity, he’d yelled out Kibum’s name loudly, and as he calmed down, Kibum caught him whisper an ‘I love you.’ Kibum froze and untied Taemin’s hands. “Go take a shower. I’ll be back.” He said, rather coldly Taemin noted. The younger nodded, not yet realizing his mistake, too far gone to realize. The damage he’d caused. He numbly climbed out of bed on shaking legs, almost falling, and jumping when he heard Kibum’s door slam shut. He blinked a few times, his mind clearing, telling him what he’d done and he panicked. He looked around briefly for his phone, but couldn’t find it. The almost crying man slowly made his way into the bathroom, slipping into a the bath and running the water as hot as it could go. His skin may burn, but it still didn’t hurt as much as his heart did in that moment. Kibum had left him right after sex, something that hadn’t ever happened because they both cared about aftercare too much, and he knew that Kibum was going to end their arrangement because of three mistaken words on the younger’s part. But the worst part, is that Taemin didn’t regret those words, because they were the truth, and one thing he valued above all else, was the truth. Taemin cried softly to himself, curling up in the burning water feeling completely empty.

Kibum was walking through a park wearing a sweatshirt and Taemin’s ratty sweatpants he’d put on in the hurry to leave. He was stuck at a crossroad. He had three options here; tell Taemin to leave and delete his number, go back and pretend nothing happened, or go back and try a relationship with the younger man.  The first option wasn’t even possible for him to do, he couldn’t even imagine life without Taemin involved in it.  And after just leaving like we did, they couldn’t just go back to normal, could they? Why did this have to be so difficult? Calling what they have a relationship would doom it, wouldn’t it? It did with everyone else? Of coarse Taemin had already seen him as his best and worst, so what would they have to lose?

“Okay. I’ll tell Taemin that I want to abolish the rule.” Kibum said to himself, turning on his heel to head home. He figured Taemin probably already went to sleep and he mentally slapped himself to just leaving like that. He was such a shitty person sometimes. But he’d talk to Taemin in the morning.

When he did see Taemin in the living room or in his bedroom upon returning home, he started to get worried.Was Tae that upset? Did he try go home at this time of night?

Kibum checked the bathroom and his heart dropped when he found a red-looking Taemin asleep, curled up in the bathtub with dried tear stains covering his cheeks. He mentally slapped himself again. How could he be so stupid to leave him right after what they did? Taemin probably couldn’t have even gotten himself out of the bath in his post-sex state, especially after what he put the younger through tonight. He slipped his sweatshirt off and drained the bathtub. He reached down and picked up the younger sleeping boy. He carried him into bed, ignoring how wet the sheets were getting. “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry….” He kept whispering as he dressed the younger in his own pajamas.

Taemin’s eyes blinked open to see Kibum dressing him. How did he get into bed? And when did Kibum come back? Did he fall asleep by accident? Probably.

“Key…?” He mumbled sleepily, rubbing one of his eyes.

“Hey Tae, babe, I’m so sorry, you just caught me by surprise and I know that doesn’t excuse me for leaving you when and like I did, but I just needed to get my mind sorted out, becuase you really know how to surprise a guy, don’t you?” Kibum rambled, while Taemin just looked up fondly at him. “So, what did you find out?” Taemin asked, curling up into a ball and drawing the covers up to his chin as Kibum had finished dressing him.

“That I think…. I think I love you, Tae.” Kibum said, standing at the foot of the bed, biting his bottom lip in anticipation. Taemin’s eyes widened and he beckoned Kibum into the bed.

There they spent the night mumbling sweet nothings to each other, cuddling, and  both thinking that only good was to come from this.

A/N This is going to be called the strings AU, so if you want more from this AU let me know! bc I think it’s super cute!

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