#I FUCKING KENW IT

[apollos-boyfriend]

I ONEW THIS WASNT JUST A ONESHOT I HEARD CELLBITS ASS SAY “THIS SESSION”

#icarus speaks #icarus liveblogs #I FUCKING KENW IT

[transsexualjoanofarc]

yeah yknow its not like how i feel fucking matters anyway

#me.txt #📔 #vents #ITS SO SELFISH BUT GODDAMN THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY & PEOPLE KNOW THAT BUT JUST DO WHAT YOU #WANT!!! EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU DONT CARE!!! #‘yr brother left me fr college :( i dont wanna spend halloween by myself :( im not throwing the party alone’ I DONT GIVE A FUCK SORRY #YOU KENW HENWAS GOING TO COLLEGE YOU SIGNED UP FR THAT IM NOT DEALINF WITH THE FUCKING FALLOUT #God & my brother td me how she calls him every other day & yells ar himbwjen he doesnt pick up & threatebs to stops endinf huk. money #ICANT DO TI!!!!!’n

[leowifefang]

JFC I DID NOT WALK INTO THIS MOVIE EXPECTING TO FORM DEEP EMOTIONAL BONDS ABT CHARACTERS

#WHADDA HECK. LEMON AND TANGERINE WHADDA HECK . WHATTDA HELL . WH AT TA THWA ROEBRL ??????????? #BRO . I KENW THEY WERENT . MAIN CHARACTERS BUT STILL WHAT. THE DAD. WHAT. IM GOING FUCKING INSANE #BULLET TRAIN I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COMEDY. HELLO ............

[bigassmoonchild]

i like to think ghost have a partner that expresses love by biting { totally not me i wouldnt even think of chomping} but hes so used to it that he doesnt have a reaction when his wife is in nibble mode

but

everyone else loses their complete shit thinkin that a random person just bit ghost { i also love the idea that ghost doesnt tell soap shit jus to fuck with him }

i absolutely adore this bc i definitely do this 💀 (i've had this in my drafts for a few days now, but just finally figured out how i wanted it to go)

🫶🫶

simon would sit in the mess hall, not just to show face but also to be with the rest of his squad. price had to push him to join, but now he came of his own choice. it was something he did, not too often, but often enough.

on this particular day, you had gotten back from a mission all but a few hours ago. simon had been gone for a few weeks prior to you leaving, so you hadn't seen him in nearly a month and a half.

you walked into the mess hall, simon could see you from where he was sitting. you grabbed your tray of food and looked around to find where you were going to sit. he saw you move towards your squad before spotting him, sitting in front of soap and gaz.

so you made your way over, shuffling between people who were standing around and having to take a few different routes to get to them. dropping your tray down, you sat next to simon.

soap went to snag some food off of your tray and you smacked his hand, giving him a face as you did so. the three of you were talking, about what simon wasn't entirely sure of. he was trying to look at you while not completely giving himself away.

god, he loved you. more than you'd possibly ever know. catching his eye, you gave him a slightly confused face and you could see his eyes slightly squint with a little smile.

smiling back, you dove back into your conversation with soap and gaz. '...didn't realize that was something he did,' you said as simon came back into the conversation.

soap gave a little laugh, rolling his eyes. 'oh, gaz is a real charmer. spilled his pint o' beer on a lady once in a bar. you remember that, right ghost?' and simon nodded, giving a little grunt as he did so.

he still watched you, the light shining in your eye and the color slowly returning to your face as everything began to go back to your normal. he knew how much you missed this during missions, and even with the bags under your eyes he still thought you were as beautiful as ever.

the conversation waned, soap and gaz beginning to argue a little. your knee pressed against his, allowing your legs to touch. the only bit of pda he would allow with other soldiers around. with his mask on.

even though gaz and price knew, he kept it a secret from the loud mouthed scot. he knew, as much as he (unwillingly) cared for soap, word would spread fast if he knew it.

and the two of you spoke often about possibly bringing him in on the secret. possibly even just coming out as a couple at the nearest milball.

as much as the conversations happened, that was two milballs ago. three years you had been together, and just six months ago he had popped you the question. he knew exactly where that ring lay, on a long chain sitting just on your sternum.

some nights, he would kiss it. long and hard as he prayed to whatever being would listen that the two of you returned safe from the mission you were next on. other times, he tugged on it to pull you in for kisses.

there would even be a few nights that he would just play with it, feeling the heat of the metal from where it would rest against your skin. he loved that you kept it so close to your heart, and kenw that once the two of you married you wedding band would sit just there.

his own would sit against his heart, as soon as he got it.

a sharp pain from his bicep pulled him from his thoughts, looking down at where you bit him. clenching your teeth a little harder, you finally released him.

'what the hell was that,' soap sputtered out. looking between you, then simon and gaz. gaz gave him a little shrug, looking away as you leaned for another bite.

simon pushed your head away from his arm. 'don't bite me, you little mosquito,' he huffed at you. you gave him a cheeky little smile, winking at him before digging back into your food.

soap gestured wildly. 'no, i want to know what's going on. what the hell. why the hell?'and you gave soap a little laugh.

pulling the chain from under your shirt, you dangled the ring and chain in front of him. 'technically, we are still planning the wedding,' and you grunted as soap kicked you.

'and why wasn't i told?' he hissed at the two of you. you gave a faint shrug, playing with some of the food on your plate. you faught like hell to tell soap, but respected simons decision.

'you've got a loud mouth,'

'i do not!' soap nearly shouted. 'i absolutely do not,' he then whispered. you laughed and tapped your knee against simons.

#simon riley x reader #ghost mw2 #simon ghost riley x reader #cod mw2 #task force 141 #modern warfare ii #call of duty x reader #call of duty #no use of y/n #simon riley #soap mw2 #gaz mw2 #fluff #engaged simon riley #engaged reader #simon being a simp

[hopefulromances]

Hi! Could I request “Giving them permission to do something they wouldn't let anyone else do” with Jamie for the prompts? I was thinking of something super intimate, maybe like their first time together? Not necessarily NSFW (if you’re not comfortable) but maybe building up to it? Thanks! (She/her)

The door flew open as Jamie pulled you inside his house, his lips never leaving yours. He turned around and kicked the door closed before pressing you up against the wall. He started trailing his lips down your jaw in sloppy hot kisses that sent you reeling.

You're breath was heaving as your tried to wrap your head around what was happening. Jamie fucking Tartt, the most attractive, talented, football player in the premire league, had you pinned up against the wall of his house. You'd just finished up your 5th date with him and god he just looked so good that you couldn't help but kiss him.

But he was too good. The way he moved his mouth over your skin was setting a fire inside of you. He started dragging you over to the couch in the living room, pulling you down so you were laying on top of him.

"You look right fit," he murmured,his lips right next to your ears. "Let me show you."

He rolled you over so he was hovering over your and started pushing his hands under your shirt. The feeling of his hands on your stomach set off alarms in your head and you panicked.

"Wait, stop, stop!"

Immeditaly, Jamie pulled his hands away and sat back. "What? Sorry, are you okay?"

You sat up, manuvering yourself so you were out from under him. You stared directly at the floor in front of you, feeling embarassment flood you.

"I'm sorry, I just..." You struggled to find the words. "I've just never..." Jamie's creased his eyes brows as he tried to understand. You sighed and shoved your face in your hands. "I've never... ya know..."

Realization hit him and his lips turning into an 'O' as he understood what you meant. It was horrifying, you kenw that. Jamie Tartt, who was once known for his sexual excapades, was sitting next to a 25-year-old virgin.

"I'm sorry, Jamie, I should've told you i've just never felt, comfortable with someone before to do this and I like you I really do I'm just scared," you rambled, refusing to move your face from your hands.

"Hey, hey, you don't need to apologize." He grabbed your hands and pulled you towards him. He brought his finger under your chin and forced you to look up at him. "You have nothing to be embarassed about."

You nodded at him. "I want to do this, I do. But can we... just take it slow?"

"We can take it as slow as you like, you say the word, love." He gave you a wicked grin. "This is supposed to feel good. And I happen to be an expert at it." He brought your face closer to his, his breath fanning across your skin. "Can I make you feel good, love?"

You nodded, unable to find your voice. Turns out, good was an understatement as he showed you just how he could make you feel. Several times.

#jamie tartt #jamie tartt imagine #jamie tartt x reader #jamie tartt x y/n #jamie tartt fanfiction

[traincrashs]

HES FUCKING GAY I KENW IT YOUR KISSING BOYS, YOU SO EASILY SWAYED BY COMPLIMENTS OUGH IM SO NORMAL IM NORMALIZING IN REAL TIME!!

CHAT CHAT HEPL CHAT HELPPP

#smg4 #smg4 puzzlevision #smg4 mr puzzles

[pixiecaps]

I FUCKING KENW IT THEY WWRENT AREESTED FOR MR MUSTARD IT WAS ALL A SETUP BY CUCUURUCHO I KENW ITTT 🔥🔥🔥

#liveblogging #qsmp

[azulashengrottospiano]

book three masquerade screenshot dump!!! part one :3

i think it's so sweet that grim sasses malleus. especially since we know how much people that aren't scared of him mean to him. im glad he found that in grim and mc and that one goat

SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN THEYRE SO SILLY

azul dreamy sigh

hahhahahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahha omggg wow we agree on so many things wwe should get married or something hahhahahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahha

THEYRE SO CUTE XIGSJDJDJHHDH

trein please please i am begging let me sit with you please you would be doing me SUCH a solid please please plea

YEYSYEYSYYEYSYESYESYESYES BEST WINGMAN EVER THANK YOUTHANK YOU

why 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

WE ARE A SET!!! DO NOT SEPARATE!!!!!

this is going to turn into a fight isn't it

SEVEK.....IM SORRY JAGDISBFJJDJF

NABSICHISHKFJE THEYRE SO CHILDISH :C

I FUCKING KENW HE WAS GOING TO AAY THAT

or you could 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😳😍😍😳😳🥰🥰😳😍😍😍💋💋🥰😳😍💋😳😍💋😳🥰😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😳😳🥰🥰😍💋💋😍💋🥰🥰🥰😳🥰🥰💋😍😍😳💋🥰😳😍😍💋😳💋💋😳💋😍😳💋😍🥰😍🥰🥰💋💋😍😳😳💋💋😍🥰🥰🥰💋🥰💋😳😍😍😍😳🥰😳😳💋😳💋🥰😳🥰💋💋🥰💋😍💋💋🥰🥰🥰💋🥰💋😳💋💋😍😍💋😍😍😍😳🥰🥰💋😳💋😳🥰🥰💋💋🥰🥰💋😍💋😳🥰😍💋😳💋😳😍🥰😍🥰😍💋😳💋😍💋🥰😍🥰😍😳🥰😍💋😳🥰😍🥰🥰🥰💋😍😍💋😍😍😍😍😍💋💋😍💋💋🥰💋💋😳😳😳😳😳🥰🥰💋💋🥰😍😍🥰😍💋😍🥰💋😍😳

UAGSUSGJDHEHFHD CMON MAN LT IT GO

EX FUCKING CUSE ME THATS MY JOB SEBEK???? GET AWAY FROM HIM TF

idia shut the fuck up it's TRADITION how about you RESPECT IT.

YEAH DIPSHIT.

<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 ugh he's so smart im in love with him

....WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME

you have no idea.

HES TRYING TO CONVERT NE

LISTEN I DONT KNOW WHAT OTHER RESPONSE YOU EXPECTED ME TO GIVE??? ofc im used to it. but oh if that "you poor thing" doesn't inspire a fic idea .........

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #auburn's rambles <3

[ofgutfeelings]

Continued

@callsitasiseeit

Matt Casey had closed himself off to the idea of getting close to anyone again. Not after losing Hallie. Her death had haunted him. She was once the love of his life; the woman he was planning a life with, and suddenly she was gone. And he felt like it was his fault. He was the one that wanted to go after Voight; the dirty cop and as repercussions his girl got the burn. Casey never forgave himself for that. He carried the weight of her death with him for years. 

Through all my impatience, all the pain I’ve felt there was one person who never made me feel guilty for what happened and that was Sylvie. We hung out off shift; we would grab a bite from time to time. She was great friend; but recently I started to experience the notion that it could be more. The way I felt when her eyes were on me, the way I found myself letting my glaze linger after her. I had realized I looked forward to seeing her; it felt familiar and safe for me to keep these pent up feelings to myself. I knew in house romances tended to fizzle out; it was about the chase, to who you could be with. And once you realized the spark was a fleeting feeling the relationship fizzles out. And Sylvie I couldn’t open that can of worms when I was unsure if what I was feeling was real. Last night I had tossed and turned with the idea all night. To say Sylvie kept me up all night was an understatement. I knew what Severide would say; he’d say go for it fuck the consequences Because he was all about the risk and gain philosophy. But i liked to play it safe; so all I could do was act normal. 

Wear a smile, and pretend like my eyes weren’t aching to close. I spotted the blonde at the back of ambo; she looked like she was adding supplies; or doing her own morning inventory. I had walked until I paused besides the ambo, I had offered a smile; it was cute the way she jumped before turning to face me. 

“ Looks like your morning has been eventful. “ Words echoed out; as he heard the story of all the christmas decorations gone wrong; I had to laugh at the humor of it. Christmas was a joyful time, all the lights, the music playing in the background; Herrmann made use we felt the spirit; I could already hear the christmas music playing in the house. It was nice; to feel that sense of home here at the firehouse. “ Remind me never to attempt to set up lights on my own. I might need you to stop by as standby ensure I don’t get tangled up.” A joke; but of course the female kenw she was always welcomed to save me. There’s no one else I’d count on. 

Last night; my plans, a drink with Severide; we chatted, got a beer or two, Stella was there and one of the single ladies; which meant Severide was attempting to set me up for the holidays; I had to roll my eyes at the memory. “ Unless you count Severide trying to tell me I need to date again nothing too out there.” Causally saying the words; or perhaps I was testing the waters; see if the blonde cared; I suppose this is when I’d have the answer if this relationship was worth the risk.

[lesbianlotties]

🦖 with ronance!

🦖and don't get me started on jurassic Park as a concept if they had just had some ENRICHMENT, sorry, sorry, you don't need to listen to me go on. I know it's annoy- why are you looking at me like that

“You want to rescue the demodogs?”

“Okay, I know it sounds crazy,” Robin said and raised her hands in a sign of surrender, “But don’t think about it as rescuing demodogs. Think about it as sabotaging a very fucked up zoo of the government in Hawkins.”

Nancy frowned and stared at Robin. This wasn’t what she expected when she shared with Robin her most recent discoveries on the questionable experiments on the Upside Down the goverment was developing.

“You… don’t like zoos?” Nancy asked. As a journalist, it wasn’t her most eloquent question. As someone with a helpless crush on a very oblivious, beautiful, clever, funny, and kind-hearted girl, it was the best Nancy could do.

“I mean, who does? Well, children do, most of them, probably, but theyy’re children, you know? They don’t know,” Robin said, launching herself into yet another uncontrollable rant. “But, like, you grow up, and you look at the zoo, and you see all these animales locked in those cages agianst their will? Sometimes a full ocean away from their natural habit! It’s unnatural. And that’s without even mentioning the cruel conditions and the abuse that goes on under the surface. The disgusting stuff that I’ve read about zoos management…”

Nancy nodded along to Robin’s speech and tried her hardest to focus on the words instead of Robin’s passionate blue eyes and the freckles in her cheeks. “Horrible, yes. Totally. Of course,” Nancy mumbled here and there, knowing Robin could easily keep up the conversation by herself. During a pause, not willing to give up the wonderful sound of Robin’s voice, Nancy encouraged her to keep talking by asking, “And you feel the same way, even though they’re demodogs?”

“Have you watched Jurassic Park?” Robin asked her, taking Nancy by surprise and not even waiting for an answer. “You know how it goes, man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth. But first, they make the stupid park and things go wrong, because of course they go wrong, I mean, it’s a movie, you watch it to find out if they’ll survive the consequences of their own foolish mistakes, right? But, like, okay, they messed up making up some dinosaurs, but, come on, they didn’t even make the park functional! I mean, the entire concept was messed up! You can’t blame the dinosaurs. If only they’d had proper enrichment in their enclosures… Fuck,” Robin said suddenly and closed her eyes tightly for a moment before adding much more quietly, “I’m rambling, aren’t I? I know it’s so annoying and you didn’t ask for a full critique on Jurassic Park but… Nance, why are you looking at me like that?”

“What?” Nancy blurted out, blinking out of her Robin-induced daze and realizing by the ache in her cheeks that she’d been smiling like a fool the entire time.

“I’m sorry if I talked too much. It happens,” Robin apologized. She added a sweet smile, which made everything even worse for Nancy.

“Don’t apologize. I love listening to you talk,” Nancy said, raching out to hold Robin’s hand. She pushed past her own nerves just so she could reassure Robin of how much she meant her words.

“Really?” Robin wondered, and then cleared her throat, trying not to appear too excited. “It’s just… You were looking at me like… A little bit like the dinos rom the movie.” Her joke earned a laugh from Nancy, and that was a good sign for Robin, who kenw for a fact it was a terrible joke and only Nancy would laugh at it, only for her. “No, not like that,” Robin shook her head, “It was more like… Like…”

“Like I wanted to kiss you?”

Robin couldn’t avoid the breathless little gasp that escaped her when she heard those words. Her eyes widened and her cheeks blushed. She opened and closed her mouth as she searched for the right words. It was the very first time Nancy saw her speechless. Finally, Robin sighed and only said, “Please.”

It was all Nancy needed to hear so she could reach out and pull Robin toward her for a kiss.

emoji prompts! (accepting ronance, avatrice, and wenclair prompts)

#my god i love these two girls so so very much #ronance #stranger things #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #robin x nancy #nancy x robin #st #stranger things fanfic #ronance fanfic #prompts #answered #anon #my fic

[doglover556]

so you and dazai DO live together....... i kenw it all along...

no. they just keep breaking into my fucking apartment. ive given up atp.

[thatonegaybastard]

currneyly playing zeno rn

im pribBly worng about tsugino being the doctor sbd tsugibi being the patient because tsugino is on the patient list and maenois mentioned as a doctor

IM ON THE SECOND BLUE BOOKT HIBG RB IN THE HIDDEN ROKNW GAT THE FUCK IS TH TA FACE MANEO I . KBEW IT I KBEW YOY WERE EVEIL FUCKIBG KENW OT I CALLED IT I FUCKING KBEW IT YOURR EVIL IM CLALIBH IT RIGHT NOW

#chris plays zeno

[elytrafemme]

actually im going 2 rephrase. im not against self diagnosis & im happy if my experiences can help other ppl figure things out & im sure im a hypocrite bc even my BPD thing is like... well u werent given a questionnaire and diagnosed professionally so none of the other stuff that went into this realization both on my and my therapists end matters. so its like im sure ppl think that im faking this too and by God i am scared that IM faking this lol. 

but what i just get. upset by ig is like... i think bc im in the same shoes but like. sometimes u read info abt mental health disorders & the info is online and meant 2 distill the experience down to be easily understood and ppl are like ok! This Applies To Me bc ultimately every disorder at its basis relates to some kind of human experience it just gets amplified thats all the controversy with the dsm5 etc etc

and i know bc i did that! when i was trying to figure out what was wrong w me (and repressing any part of me that thought it was BPD) i looked into disorders and went Oh Shit Thats Me bc i wasnt looking at testimonials or actual diagnostic info or studies yet i was like. well this summarized version (still from a reputable source or primary source. thats important these arent like random ass websites right) makes sense to Me. i did this with bipolar because i knew i had depressive episodes and i kenw i had periodic hypomanic (which i think at this point is below hypomanic but still some sort of psychological manic response, its complicated i can explain if anyone cares etc) so i was like this is probably it! but when i actually figured out ok how does bipolar affect ppls lives how does it manifest across a WIDE sample i was like oh, no. this doesn’t really make sense at all. 

and when u further deconstruct disorders as like... theres so much overlap and sometimes the traits that could be explained by X disorder are better explained by Y disorder bc to an extent these labels are ‘arbitrary’ (not the right word but u get it), you realize like ok. what im worried about IS valid but these arent the explanations. 

this is all to say that i get it and im not upset at ppl for being in different stages of realizing that. 

i think what upsets me is when i try to articulate 2 people like. here’s my experience w/ this right and its like, already so so hard to articulate bc  how do i capture this in a way that doesnt raise alarm but is inherently alarming but without that element of risk it just sounds too abstract? it sounds very much non maladaptive when i try to take out the parts that are really really bad so even trying to explain why i act the way i act is extremely vulnerable. and then bc i cant explain it ppl are like “oh omg i do that too” or they do the far less favored “girl that’s normal” which ppl, actually do say to me.

and i dont like this idea of ‘trauma olympics’ or comparison or whatever but i do think to an extent its important to emphasize that like... a lot of symptoms are really intense versions of what a person may everyday experience heres a BPD related example right. everyone has had times where they are irrationally hating a close friend of theirs. ESPEC if that relationship is already complicated . so whenever i talk about splitting ppl are like no no thats normal or Oh yeah i get it.

but splitting isnt “i have a complex dynamic w a person i have heavy emotional investment with therefore sometimes i really hate them” and splitting isnt “me and my friend have this underlying tension and now i kind of want them dead”. splitting for me is like... i would throw away my entire future for someone bc there is no no way that anything they want could be morally wrong. and then in the next moment i am CONVINCED i have to kill them because they are immoral and deserve to be hunted down because they are manipulative and vile and abusive. and its the same person and this could be an ENTIRE fucking stranger, ive done this with ppl ive known for like. a total of an hour. 

so its not like im trying to tell people like no you dont have BPD no you dont split etc. but its hard to say like. you dont get it. bc that makes people want to duouble down right!

but sometimes ppl dont get it. and it sucks bc i feel like im at a place where i HAVE to explain whats going on with me (tho ive resisted telling some ppl thank God) but whenever i do i regret it bc they very clearly do not get it and they’re trying but they like. make jokes about me being “actually a horrible person” or talk about how i need medication and its like. if you listened you would remember why i cant do that but at this point i dont think u listened i think the words went to your ears and you forgot what they all meant at all. 

#nightmare.personal #DO NOT RB #long post

[alethiometry]

I KENW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THE DEATH STAR PARTS I FUCKING KNEW IT OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#charlotte watches andor

[violasarecool]

was so excited to finally play an assassin other than ezio, and who do i get? h*ytham fucking kenw*y

#ac3 #ac3 playthrough #dont get me wrong im glad there's connor (eventually??) but. what a way to start this game :/ #also immediately spoiled myself for the fact that he's connor's father but that only strengthens my dislike #ready to murder this man

[v-anrouge]

I FUCKING KENW SENDINF THAT ASK WOULD BRING NICE THINGS TO MY LIFE