#I Hate Everything But You is something Lorelai could have hallucinated Luke singing

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Well if it isn’t me assigning Crazy Ex Girlfriend songs to Gilmore Girls characters:

Lorelai: The Math of Love Triangles and The Darkness and You Stupid B*tch

Rory: Without Love You Can Save the World and I Have Friends and The End of the Movie

Luke: I Hate Everything But You and You Go First and Don’t Be a Lawyer

Emily: After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For) and Forget It

Richard: Sports Analogies

Lane: Face Your Fears and Maybe This Dream

Paris: (Tell Me I’m Okay) Patrick and What You Missed While You Were Popular

Sookie: Friendtopia and What a Rush To Be a Bride

Dean: Settle For Me and Real Life Fighting is Awkward

Jess: But I Could If I Wanted To and The Moment Is Me

Logan: Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too and Nothing Is Ever Anyone’s Fault

Christopher: Hello, Nice To Meet You

Max: We’ll Never Have Problems Again

Jason: Horny Angry Tango

Kirk: Trapped in a Car with Someone You Don’t Wanna Be Trapped in a Car With and You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)

Michel: I’m In a Sexy French Depression and George’s Turn

Taylor: I’m A Good Person and Cold Showers

Liz: I’ve Always Never Believed In You

And the rest of Stars Hollow: The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love and No One Else is Singing My Song

#yes this is a bit of a callout post for all the characters #in a loving way #Lorelai really fits that satirical energy in the Love Triangle songs #and you stupid b*tch sounds like something she would sing to herself #I Have Friends has massive seasons 1 and 4 Rory energy #I Hate Everything But You is something Lorelai could have hallucinated Luke singing #Emily's songs are self-explanatory #Lane's are clearly tied to her desire to break out and massively unfair plot #You might think Real Life Fighting is Awkward fits Jess but get ready for this: Dean with any guy who even looks at Rory #Jess feels like a combo of Heather and early seasons Greg #Logan just is Nathaniel no explanation needed #Christopher's song is for every time he pops into the plot and plays nice with Lorelai #Kirk is Kirk #Taylor and Liz' songs are callout songs through and through I have no fear #I wish I could find songs for Babette and Miss Patty #but the closest I can get is the deleted song for Karen #gilmore girls #lorelai gilmore #rory gilmore #luke danes #emily gilmore #richard gilmore #lane kim #paris geller #sookie st james #michel gerard #dean forester #jess mariano #logan huntzberger #stars hollow