#I LOVE JIMMY HE IS BABY

[verdantglow]

All the ‘zona dads + Brits + Iskall completely fucking losing it at the Hot Ones Challenge.

A couple of them tap out.

& Joe Hills just walks up, eats the ENTIRE FUCKING NUMBER 8 WING, & washes it down with COKE.

& then proceeds to do the same with the LAST TWO WINGS, just taking leisurely taking bites of his wings, nodding as he considers the flavors, a sip or two of Coke here or there.

“I’m hungry! I knew we were gonna be eating!” [gestures at table of ridiculously spicy wings]

This man is a cryptid & I love it.

#nah but actually I think it’s just that he’s from Nashville #& no one else is particularly good at spice #(Except Pearly.) #(Pearl just going in on the last wing before anyone else even processed the last one.) #(She is also a bamf.) #Okay tbf Tango also handled it pretty well. #Joe just. Seemed completely unaffected. #Love this man. #Literally everything I learn about him delights me further. #(Maybe I’m easily impressed because I am A BABY when it comes to spice.) #(Like I doubt I would have made it as far Jimmy who tapped first.) #(I would be crying halfway through I am sure.) #Joe Hills #Hermitcraft #verdant liveblogs

[jeysuso]

The Tribal Chief is so proud of all of you, he wants you to take the rest of the night off and indulge.

#jey uso #jimmy uso #solo sikoa #wweedit #monday night raw #wwe raw #this bit just made me laugh bro #jimmy just wanted food he was HUNGRY 😭😭😭 #these boys are Simple and Stupid and i love them #jey when paul was listing the food off like yes sir. on me. i LIKE THAT. 😭😭😭 stupido #i like how jey instinctively starts walking after solo though #he is very protective of that baby #also solo always looks like he's in on something nobody else is #and he was looking JACKED in this episode #like fr the fatu gene is geneing #they're all so fucking fine #i hate it #mygifs*

[roryintheir90s]

Doodled Jimothys unnamed baby

#empires smp #empires s2 #Jimmys baby??? #Goblin child #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #solidaritygaming #I really hope he will get a cute name #and that he wont be the 3rd yeeted child in a row... #pls dont yeet the child #I already love him :( #roryintheirarts

[callisto00]

LOOK AT HIM

#joseph quinn #joe quinn #he looks so pretty #i love joseph quinn #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson #baby <3 #jimmy fallon #eddie x reader #joseph quinn yall.

[stormyoceans]

SEA TAWINAN OUT THERE GETTING ALL THE MEN WE LOVE TO SEE IT

#hia gang be like that's our 'physical touch is my love language' baby and he deserves all the snuggles and pets and kisses #THANK YOU CAPTAIN FORCE I NEEDED THIS TODAY #sea tawinan #jimmy jitaraphol #force jiratchapong #jimmysea #m: txt

[thedo0zyslider]

hey ermm with that recent "jimmy maybe reading fanfic on stream/video post" going around I will be putting my fics on registered users only. (I know if he DOES go to ao3 he MIGHT sort by general audiences (if he figures that system out) but I still DO NOT want those read)

He might go onto wattpad, but still. That is not better. Wattpad authors are still fanfic authors (I saw some people kinda implying that they weren't on the notes of the og post and um. As someone who originally intended to post on wattpad, What The Fuck guys. Not cool.) At the same time, the ccs know about ao3 guys, they are not as in the dark we like to believe they are. We have evidence that a few use the site for gods sake. So yeah I'm encouraging all my fellow writers to go ahead and hide their stuff if they don't want their works read, ao3 or wattpad or whatever site.

And while we're here. Do not send my work to a cc without my permission. Do not do that to anyone's work, especially not fanfic, okay? Okay.

So sorry to all my guest readers (I love you guys dearly) but this gives me a lot less anxiety <3

#Something in my gut is telling me I need to do this. So. Sorry again to all my guest readers #It might be undone one day it might not #I lovee jimmy but he is not in this fandom/a fanfic space he has no idea how etiquette works here #So the potential video would open the door to so much mockery and harassment that I wouldn't risk anything #I am mainly worried about him seeing EAL since it has 6 thousand fucking hits #Eal my literal pride and joy my baby if anything ever happened to that one.. #ron.txt

[minzart]

My whole though process during binge watching My adventures with superman was just: I AM BACK AT THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN-

#i'm rambling #maws #martha sweety i can't scape V hell sent help #anyways look at clarks face isn't he just a baby i love him so much in this #the imigrant paralel Alex-anderluthoriknowitsyouugingerhaterass back at his cientst era i see #every single time i heard Ivo's name i was waitung fir the 'robotinic- part EVEN IF I KNOW THIS MF IS NOT EVEN FROM DC- #i absolutely love Jor-el speaking in alien only. lois is such a gremilin i love her and JIMMY MY BOY I LOVE HIM ALREADY KNOWING THE BESTIE #THAT IS SLADE??? MOTHER FUCKER WHO GETS BEAT UP BY FORTEENS EVERY WEEK ON TEEN TITANS??? BITCH WERE IS YOUR MASK I PR #dc #yes i know about connor and espect me not shuting up abou mr-i-will-clone-my-nemessis-and-put-my-dna-on-the-mix-this-is-obviously-normal

[zappedbyzabka]

Robots and Love

#BABY #and if he made that sad pleading puppy face at me I would give in IMMEDIATELY. #The last gif is literally Jimmy and Johnny #Literally #all of it is actually #Tony o’dell #Trace I love you so much

[sundrz]

The way roman looking at sami is something else

#roman reigns #sami zayn #he have soft spot for him #heart eyes baby #love in the air #they're will always be my favourite #i miss them #wwe #jey uso #jimmy uso #the bloodline #kevin owens

[thegroovywitch]

Jimmy Page playing a PRS CE 24 Vintage Cherry Red guitar in Troy, NY, November 5, 1988.

#*incoherent noises* #my baby!!!!! #god y'all don't know how much i love middle aged jimmy #he looks so soft i wanna hug and never let go #jimmy page #1988 #80s #1980s #led zeppelin #classic rock #robert plant #john bonham #rock #hard rock #rock n roll #rock and roll #rock music #80s rock #80s music #80s vintage #80s retro #guitar god #zoso #by dee dee 🌺🕯️

[jeysuso]

They talking. People are saying there's cracks in the Bloodline. Now listen, I know there's issues going on, everything’s been crazy. We got a Sami Zayn problem, we got a Kevin Owens problem, me and you need to defend these tag team championships, and on top of that, I know you got issues with the Tribal Chief, and I can't do this alone.

#jimmy uso #jey uso #wweedit #the usos #friday night smackdown #wwe smackdown #now listen. when i tell you i'm crying about two grown ass men #who i know aren't even feuding cause they travelled to the show together.... #don't judge me #i need jimmy to get away from roman #i need him to be with jey #i need them to not be separated #but i also need jey not to give up his own goddamn soul to be there for his brother #because jey deserves so much better #they're not just issues he has w/ the tribal chief jimmy it's TRAUMA. #sami wasn't lying baby you need to LISTEN. #i love them both so much #p.s jimmy does not get enough credit #that man can act his ASS off. that promo with sami? FUCK. #i wanted to gif that but i've posted so much today lmao #mine*

[butididntpourthewhiskeys]

Omfg Chelsea is driving me INSANE 🤦🏼‍♀️ feeling Travis 10000%

#how many more times does Jimmy have to tell her he loves her #all she does is doubt him #and her fucking manipulating cry baby voice #I can’t take her

[saccharinebanquettime]

Text for first slide because it’s very bad quality:

*knock knock*

Hermes: Delivery!

Jimmy: Eh- Sausage’s kid?

Jimmy: (to himself) now why would I get a delive- (to Hermes) HEY! You can’t just walk into someone’s house!

Jimmy: How did you even get here without your dad’s help?

(And then it’s the next page)

-

I made this as a little headcanon for why Hermes’ dads drop him off to each other’s house

Hermes’ origin isn’t really known, like if he was actually made by Joel or if he was just some lone demigod that saw the collapse of some type of empire and searched for somewhere to stay (I’m just saying, if Joel making Hermes isn’t canon they could totally do that with them). I also went with the headcanon that Hermes does in fact have wings but they’re a bit hurt so he can’t fly with them yet.

Basically what I thought was when Joel (going with the origin that Joel made Hermes), the wings weren’t made correctly so it needed extra time to heal before Hermes was able to fly. If I were going to do the second possible origin, it would simply be that Hermes wings got hurt while evacuating the empire.

(Also, yes, the delivery for Jimmy is a bunch of you sheriffs)

#empires season 2 #empires smp #empires #empires s2 #empires hermes #empires jimmy #headcanon #my baby boy I love he

[inkykeiji]

@ ᴛᴏᴅᴏʀᴏᴋɪ ᴛᴏᴜʏᴀ: your mom called, i told her you’re fucking up big time <3

#but i don’t care baby i already lost my mind <33333 #just me answering dabi’s phone while he’s in the shower like ‘hi rei; no he’s doing awful; no no he’s a coke head actually’ #‘okay i’ll tell him you called. bye!’ #laying on my tummy on the motel bed <3 waiting for him to come out of the shower with lil dewdrops of steam clinging to his chest like #‘your mom called! i told her ur fucking up BIG TIME’ #HAHAHAHA #the last two minutes of that song just reminds me of dabi SO MUCH #like jimmy only love me when he wanna get high??????? yep #i’m only like halfway through the album rn but i like the vibes so far!!!! #very southern gothic of her tbh #(the song is a&w by lana del rey btw! if ur like ??? what lmao) #candy necklace is <33333 #clari chatters

[ziracona]

#literally only making this so I can vote for Chuck. Walt can die in 1000 hellfires but at least he had the decency to apologize to his wife #save jessie and then go get shot and die on the floor. Chuck does nothing but elitist internal monologues - betray his baby sibling - use #anyone's affection esp for him as a weapon against them and their loved ones - and lie #If he looked me in the eye and gave a monologue about sending me to prison after faking a mental health crisis so I'd commit a felony to #save him and said it was to make me a better person and I have to see he's right then I would beat him to death to death with a shovel then #and there. Jimmy deserves 1000 years joy and life for having to talk to him. I can't believe he loves him. I can't believe in spite of ever #he loves and suffers for him again and again and Chuck refuses to do anything but hate him for being imperfect when he was 9 #I would cut off my own hand to beat chuck to death with it #I feel a rage on par with my hatred of John Kramer #better call saul

[br1ghtestlight]

smallest and sweetest boy in the entire world btw

#HE IS SO BABY!!!! I LOVE U LITTLE BOB #also usually you wouldn't notice that bob and jimmy jr have the same voice actor #but when baby bob is speaking its REALLY obvious its adorable #especially when he says #im just passionate #like thats just straight up jimmy jr speaking its so cute #txt #bob's burgers