And I Fall
yoongi/taehyung (+ side!pairings), NC-17, 67477 words.
Yoongi’s too focused on watching Taehyung’s dirt-smeared, long fingers drag across a vine that he walks into a shelf. Something wobbles. In an instant, Taehyung’s there, a hand on his back and the other snatching the snow globe that almost fell.
“Oops,” Taehyung says, too close. A smile curls up his face. His voice is low and Yoongi shivers. “Don’t wanna break that. I’d have to hire you to exterminate the very angry yeti inside.” Taehyung steps back, hand leaving Yoongi’s back. Yoongi can breathe again. “Look, so small and cute. Very ferocious in real life.”
He shakes the snow globe and holds it in front of Yoongi’s face.
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Or, the Constantine AU no one asked for, where Yoongi is a bitter exorcist crushing on magic store-owner Taehyung, with no idea how to deal with his feelings. Plus demons.
Omg you wrote that fic where Izuku steals AFO?!? I read it once and it stuck in my brain for like forever but for some reason I could never find it again thanks fir writing it I'm gonna go reread it now
AA HSKJDFK YEAH THAT WAS ME aa omg ;; it's been so long since I wrote that first chapter that I almost wanna go back and edit the crap out of it with my new and matured writing experience now that I wanna start revisiting the AU more seriously,,,,,
Can't stop thinking about reverse Scott Pilgrim au where Ramona has to fight all of Scott's exes, Punk drummer Kim, Megastar Envy Adams with an army of groupies, Femme fatale Lisa Miller, Jaded obsessive Knives Chau, maybe an alternate timeline version of herself.
And when she's all done it's just kinda Wallace standing there and she's like Wallace what are you doing, I'm meeting Scott's ex here and he just gives this sad shrug smile and she's like Oh and then he pulls out the baseball bat-