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#I Like alligators
slutdge · 1 year
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You can never be normal about these men you always gotta say shit like I wanna hold him in my mouth like hes a baby alligator
oh that is ABSOLUTELY entering my vocabulary, thanks anon, good one
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fyanimaldiversity · 6 months
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If you ever wondered what the best living vertebrate is, it’s the alligator gar in my totally not biased 100% scientifically backed opinion. They are just a flawless creature. Nothing wrong with them. Good tooth to snoot ratio, they have a winning smile.
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They and other monster fish absolutely should NOT be in the hands of most private keepers at all and I do NOT support morph breeding of them because of that, but pretty fishy cute :c
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rookrock · 3 months
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You cannot quit the Archives even if there's an apocalypse and you die and get exported to another universe. You still gotta read statements.
✨job security✨
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vrailaru · 5 months
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lalalalala
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pookie-mulder · 6 months
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Mulder in 5x10 (Chinga) is Peak Loser. His girlfriend is out of town for the weekend and doesn’t want to talk to him, so he listlessly bounces a basketball around his apartment wearing nothing but boxers and a half-unbuttoned shirt. His refrigerator contains one (1) bottle of expired orange juice and nothing else. He sharpens pencils to stick them in the ceiling, then gets hit in the head when one of them falls. He is so overcome with desire when Scully starts talking about witchcraft that he proposes over the phone. 10/10, no notes
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classyhatsvt · 28 days
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Could you imagine if Laios was isekai'd over to the Monster Hunter universe? That boy would be trying to put EVERYTHING in his mouth, he would either be the happiest man in the universe or fucking dead XD
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seawing-vibes · 8 months
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A mudwing cooldown doodle that I ended up liking more then I thought I would
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chickenoptyrx · 5 months
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....I just wanted to draw gators :T at this point these 2 are more 'a representation of my last 2 brain cells' then they are actual characters 😅
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camthecatchameleon · 9 months
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so that summer update, huh?
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hellagator · 9 months
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Hey I can’t believe I forgot to post this awesome commission I did for @transalphamale !!!
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l-inator · 4 months
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Fanart of the little thing that keeps me going.
If this gets 10 likes I'll show a photo of her
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fruifruit · 6 months
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i heard we were making laika's comet ocs
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aukives · 1 year
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.🐊.
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phatcatphergus · 2 months
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Okay, this is really fucking specific, but back when i was younger in Florida, my family would always go to the flea market and this flea market would let you feed the alligators for like $5 for 3 pieces of meat.
The meat, which was like cut up hotdogs, would be attached to these hella long wooden poles with fishing wire tied to it with a regular hook that you attached the meat onto.
And you’d just stand there, feeding the alligators, with a pole that was 4 times your size with your dad just helping you hold the pole.
Now imagine that, but the alligators are chocobos and its Sunny and Tubbo feeding rabbit and horse meat to the chocobos.
At one point, the capture some poor worker and Tubbo just lowers them into the Chocobo pit.
You are actually so real for that they would so do that
The Feds actually send a tax bunny and tubbo knocks him upside the head only for the bunny to wake up tied up and being used as bait to teach tubbos daughter how to “fish”.
Tubbo and Sunny on the edge of the pit, Tubbo standing behind sunny and teaching her how to properly lower the line and that she has to be patient to get a catch. He’s holding onto the poll behind her and complimenting her hand placement, meanwhile the bunny is losing his SHIT as the line gets lower and lower into the pit.
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ironladders · 1 month
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i had a vision
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rubyroboticalt · 2 months
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i rambled a lil previously on the normal morning crew with funky eyes, and finally got around to drawing it out. fit has a third eyelid, pac has yellow sclera and vertical pupils, tubbo has tapetum lucidum, and bagi has compound eyes! 28.02.2024
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