#I SAW THE OTHER PICS AND IMMA TELL U WHAT I THINK ABOUT EACH ONE BUT......

[bluealmondpie]

oihina is life and no one can change my mind

i am. not over oihina (;-;) it's too much time to october when the rest of s4 comes out and it will b forever before we get to see oikawa again so (;-;) imma watch the movies and then the stage plays again and maybe re read the whole manga/light novels/spinoffs. MY HEART

but anyway here's some extras to tide us thru (this is a revision from an earlier post i deleted cos i wanna b more canon compliant ♪( ´▽｀) )

hcs part 1

* long, long video calls. oikawa likes watching hinata fall asleep.

* oikawa does NOT like hinata playing with kageyama. cue jealousy. doesn't like it even if it's the karasuno gang meeting up and hinata and kageyama are in the same space >:(

* hinata will pay for it later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

* hinata knows that oikawa is weak for cute things. hinata uses this to his advantage, acting cute to get his way. ( *｀ω´) oikawa knows this but he can't resist (*´ー｀*)

* hinata sends oikawa lots of msby merch. oikawa only keeps the ones with hinata in them.

* volleyball dates. my gosh these volleyball idiots. but they have lots of fun and it's all just games that don't have consequences

* but hinata is overly concerned about oikawa overworking himself or pushing himself too hard. he worries about oikawa's knee.

* so even when they play volleyball hinata will only wanna play beach volleyball cos it's softer.

* and also bc it's just the two of them (〃ω〃) like it's meant to be. just the two of them in their little volleyball world this is such a soft picture in my head ahhhhhh

* pedro is sick of seeing them make out in the house.

* oikawa likes marking hinata. hickeys everywhere in obvious places.

* and also in semi-obvious places. when hinata jumps and his shirt flies up, are those hickeys on his hip?

* when hinata sits down and the hem of his shorts ride up, are those hickeys on his thigh?

* oikawa lets hinata lead sometimes. he likes the switch.

* vers top oikawa. VERS TOP OIKAWA

* when they are together oikawa will block kageyama's number on hinata's phone.

* tbh everyone in brazil alr knew they were gonna get married from the moment they saw the two interact it was a matter of time

* i mean oikawa was hinata's plus one to heitor's wedding i think this is universally accepted in fandom

* but to me i don't think they were tgt yet during the wedding

* oh but but but if you were there you'd see how oikawa was so so jealous at how hinata just attracts people

* people revolve around hinata like he is the sun which he is kuroo voice yanno, gravitational pull and all that

* he would shoot death stares at anyone who was getting too close ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

* hinata knows.

* hinata knows and is pushing oikawa's buttons. bc he thinks it's cute when oikawa is jealous (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

* hinata will act all innocent but damn. damn that chibi-chan, oikawa thinks. does he know his acting is obvious? is it meant to be obvious? is this a green light? does he know what his stupid winking and eye smiles do to me? when he tilts his head asking if i want more drinks, does he know what effect it has on my heart? when he licks his lips, can he see me staring omg i hope he doesn't know i'm staring this is so uncool what do i do he is so fucking hot gah look he's taking off his tie that is unfair what do u mean it's getting hot in here oi hinata DONT LEAN INTO ME OMG U R TOO CLOSE IS ALL OF THIS ON PURPOSE just tell me to bring u home and fuck u alr

* well fuck all that thinking that hahahahahah oikawa will prob throw caution to the wind when he's sufficiently drunk/tipsy

* and cue the sex

* after that hinata is all like ehehehehehe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ got u where i wanted u oikawa just sighs yes. yes u did you cute little monster

* and it's a "well i guess we r dating now" situation

* and then the morning after, hinata is up early (oikawa is a late riser whenever he can afford it) and making breakfast and oikawa wakes up to the smell of cooking uwahhhhh i love this picture

* that first selfie is their phone wallpaper you cannot change my mind

* but when you unlock the phone it'll be (oikawa's) a sweet picture of them kissing and (hinata) a selfie of them after a volleyball game, with oikawa all tired in the background but so soft and smiley

* they have racy photos of each other too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but let's not go too deep into their personal lives

* no one in karasuno believes it. not until oikawa dropped by their gatherings to pass hinata his clothes (left behind after a night of ~fun~) and kissed him on the cheek. Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑) even so, kageyama is in shock. oikawa smirks. he's mine

* the third years are immediately possessive and warn oikawa to not hurt their baby crow ＼＼\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//／／daichi especially

* yachi, kiyoko, yamaguchi, kinoshita and narita are sitting in stunned silence.

* tsukki doesn't care.

* ennoshita is taken aback (he doesn't rlly have an opinion of oikawa to begin with) but snaps back to reality to hold tanaka and nishinoya from jumping on oikawa in rage for stealing the sun away from them

* ukai and takeda sigh and give relationship advice (is it from their own experience huehuehue ( *｀ω´) )

* kageyama still doesn't believe it till this day

* bokuto and oikawa get along. akaashi and iwaizumi regret letting them meet. (smol akaashi/iwaizumi interaction here) sakusa avoids them when they are together. the chaotic energy of bokuhinaoi is too much for him. if we add atsumu... who knows where things will go. they are volatile substances.

* and even outside of training iwaizumi dotes on hinata omg. like a true mother in law. will buy him food. will ruffle his hair. will nag at hinata to not eat so fast and chew properly and have some manners but also aggressive care tactics. will send oikawa pics of hinata being cute while they were in separate countries training for olympics and oikawa is so pissed and jealous he literally can't wait to go and kick everyone's butts. i cant deal with how cute this picture is (now i wanna write seijoh!hinata aghhh)

* they do sit down to watch replays of each other's games and analyse their own plays. it's serious talk. volleyball idiots

* they rewatch their olympic match tgt, since they were both there

* oikawa will complain the whole way about being better than kageyama and how he can do better than kageyama (a wild ushijima appears! "u should have stayed in japan") but really oikawa's just saying all of that cos he's jealous and doesn't like it when other people set to hinata.

*******

ah. my life is consumed by oihina. there is no end. i want write atsuhina angst with oihina endgame

requests are open! send me an ask~ rules are pinned

masterlist

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hq!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios #oihina #oikawa #oikawa tooru #hinata #hinata shoyo #hinata shouyo #brazil arc #haikyuu brazil arc

[kozumebunny]

I'm on mobile so I can't put a word cut rn I'm so sorry

Word count: 6k (IM SO SORRY FOR FELLOW MOBILE USERS WHO JUST WANNA SKIP THIS POST)

Pretty Setter Squad x gender neutral reader (minus Kageyama and Shirabu)

No pronouns/body parts mentioned

🏐It had started off innocent enough. Your parents wanted you to be more involved in school. You didn't care for any athletics but you heard that there was one club at your school famous: volleyball. 

🏐Between the maroon plaid skirt, high grades, and the famous volleyball club of Shiratorizawa you couldn't deny that it was a good school.

🏐So, you got more involved at such a good school, with something it was famous for.

🏐You became the manager for the volleyball club. It was weird and maybe even a little awkward at first, but it was mostly Tendou who helped you warm up to the team and get you out of your shell.

🏐Watching them practice you could see how strong and efficient they all were at volleyball; you couldn't say for yourself how good they were in action until a practice game against another school. Shiratorizawa won 25-5 in the first set, 25-10 in the second.

🏐You were floored at that match.

🏐When it comes around to a volleyball training camp you suggested to the coach that they spend a day at another school for a practice match the coach arranged for the volleyball club to stay at a camp for a week!

🏐You were excited and so was Tendou. He was definitely a golden retriever in a past life

🏐You all go out the night before and you're so excited and you all start talking

🏐They're all excited about it and ask what you're excited for

🏐So you state fax

🏐"I'm excited to see the other setter/spiker duos in action. Moreso for the setters"

🏐Ushijima is like ah yes a fellow of culture I see!

🏐Semi and Shirabu are so flustered by that it's low key adorable

🏐Ushijima also respects setters for giving him the ball to spike

🏐So when you get to the volleyball camp it's hot so you wear the track jacket and school skirt

🏐Karasuno, Kuroo, and Bokuto all like 👀👀👀 another manager 

🏐Oikawa is interested too

🏐Especially when he comes over and you politely talk to him

🏐Oikawa is sooo fucking frustrated and peeved when you beeline over to karasuno to talk to kageyama 

🏐Man's is like aight imma head out

🏐Iwaizumi respects it tho. He respects that you treat Oikawa like walmart 💓

🏐you stick with semi and those who are benched and help them exercise/practice

🏐and then this guy walks up to you and he is TALL and looks like a MODEL and he has this really stern glam look to his eye so when he looks you in the eye and says in the most bored voice "where's your setter?" 

🏐why did you respond "I'm sorry I'm single"

🏐Tendou becomes the 🤣 emoji

🏐so you just grab model boys hand and lead him to Semi and Shirabu who are hanging out at the same bench

🏐"Semi, this is??" "I'm akaashi. I wanted you to teach me your sets."

🏐so semi and akaashi make plans to do some setting together after practice matches, before dinner

🏐when the time comes akaashi brings along a friend: kenma!

🏐 Kenma sits by you and observes akaashi and semi as they toss up balls, he watches you write down what semi is saying and make little diagrams on a piece of paper

🏐so kenma makes an offhand comment to you

🏐"Semi is putting most of his force into his fingertips when he sets the ball"

🏐You say thanks and write it down

🏐suga is the makeshift babysitter for oikawa so iwaizumi can have a BREAK for once in his life

🏐so when suga loses sight of oikawa he's like oh lawd oh god no

🏐So he gets to the gym and finds oikawa

🏐Oh god Oikawa is bothering you oh no

He walks over telling oikawa to go away

🏐You him and kenma are talking setting things while semi and akaashi keep practicing 

🏐Okay so maybe oikawa can bother you

🏐Sugawara walks over and introduces himself

🏐He's a setter too I see 👀

🏐Oikawa sees ur phone light up with a notif from Twitter and he sees the handle before you turn it over

🏐You didn't even check the notif

🏐So he thinks it's kind of weird

🏐So everyone goes to dinner and sits with their teams and you sit with semi and everyone else and just big chilling

🏐And then you get a Twitter dm

🏐On your side thirst twitter

🏐It's from oikawa: I saw your subtweet about setters having pretty hands. Wanna see what mine can do?

🏐Semi be like what you looking at

🏐Oh god semi read it oh god

🏐Semi starts sputtering and gets upset

🏐Oikawa can't just talk to you like that!!

🏐Semi talks to oikawa after dinner and you go stay with the managers cleaning up

🏐But then

🏐Sugawara walks over

🏐And so do kenma and akaashi 

🏐Oikawa be like oh yes mischief time

🏐He just wants to fluster you

🏐Suga is interested

🏐Kenma and akaashi no go

🏐Semi does NOT want to share

🏐Oikawa and semi manage to corner you in a room that's empty and they both grope/finger fuck you

🏐Oikawa is in front of you groping you and giving soft sweet kisses to your face as he figures out what you like

🏐Semi is behind you with his hand in your pants as he tries to get you to moan

🏐And then suga walks in

🏐It's mostly just hands and teasing and you don't even get to get off before you hear someone calling for oikawa

🏐They all back off

🏐It is really weird at dinner that night as 🏐semi has a hand over your shoulder and after dinner he hangs out with you and the other setters

🏐Suga sits behind you with you in between his legs, back to chest and he plays with your hair

🏐Oikawa sits in between your legs

🏐Kenma and akaashi are laying against each other

🏐Semi sits beside you holding your hand

🏐You're all just on your phones 

🏐Except suga he is mercilessly teasing you 

🏐Oikawa is so jealous he wants to make you blush too

🏐So he scoots down and bites your inner thigh

🏐And when you let out a whimper kenma just looks over you and sucks in a breath while akaashi is just watching you

🏐Oikawa gets mischievous like kenma akaashi don't you want to hear some more from our little manager

🏐Kenma is shy so akaashi comes over and brings kenma with him

🏐Suga moves his hands to lightly rest around a shoulder and the other holding your neck 

🏐Semi grabs your hand towards him restraining you and he pries back one leg

Akaashi grabs the other hand/leg

🏐Oikawa is more than happy to eat you out and grope you while everyone watches

🏐And no one has a condom so it's all mouth and hands

🏐Someone comes on your chest/stomach and in your hand but when it comes time to clean up it's a little weird

🏐Kenma akaashi and semi all sit by each other while you're laying across all three of their legs

🏐Suga and oikawa come back and give out wet towels for everyone to clean up with

🏐You just lay there and cuddle with them until someone comes by saying it's bed time

🏐You all go to bed but it's pretty interesting the next morning when all the setters snag a table and have you sit with them

🏐Bokuto and kuroo of course come with akaashi and kenma

🏐And they start to ask if ur single if u wanna date can they have your number

🏐And oikawa is like. A dog. He's like no. M I n e

🏐It's kind of sad when all of you have to go back home,you all text on a group chat so it's pure chaos but fun

🏐Kenma prefers to text you one on one and play games with you 

🏐Semi likes to go run down to the store with you after volleyball practice to eat 

🏐Oikawa likes to get on calls with you and study 

🏐Suga likes to recommend you s stuff and send pics/tea about karasuno

🏐Akaashi just sends you pics of bokuto going emo mode it's low-key funny

🏐You guys will either meet again at a volleyball club or on weekends or for a Netflix party! 

#pretty setter squad #kageyama tobio #kenma kozume #sugawara scenario #sugawara x reader #sugawara koushi #kenma x reader #kozume x reader #kozume kenma #semi eita #semi x reader #semi eita imagine #tendou satori #ushijima wakatoshi #bokuto #kuroo tetsurou #akaashi keiji #akaashi oneshot #akaashi headcanons #oikawa tooru #oikawa x you #oikawa toru x reader #oikawa x reader #iwaizumi hajime

[smutty-ki113r]

yes Ben is technically already dead lmao. YES BBY I WANNA KEEP U <3 u r so pretty and so nice and so talented and omg just so unique !!

OMG Red u crack me up. my sub ass would never slap a intimidating person...it's just like my brain tells me: "nooo, submit ! now!"

Well idk I don't know hoodie that well but he seems nice and i think it could work :> poly is just more than 2 ppl. can be just 3 or more. some cases only one partner is poly so the others just interact with them and not with the others. each partner can have multiple partners or not. each poly relationship is a bit different. but nontheless, cheating is still not ok. u have to talk to the partners before introducing someone new. I am actually thinking abt asking lj but I don't think toby likes him :<

Ben loves u already! it's gonna be so cool when u two finally meet!! also...the screenshot of ur friends message??? holy shit I laughed so hard.

I am fine ig lol. I will probably be done with my drivers license v soon :>i am crushing on 3 ppl irl and i am scared hh. sleeping is almost back to normal. *^____^*aw red dw :> I couldn't be upset with u !!

most of the cp don't remember their birthday and if they do they don't tell...they think it's stupid. well uh the only ones that remember r jeff and liu and they don't wanna talk abt it. the others either forgot cuz of trauma or time.

dude I am not jealous at all but possessive is accurate. bitchy...idk but i'd say no. hm but I think it's hard to tell if I am all that myself...idk

also lil fun nsfw story: toby throatfucked me recently <3 it was amazing (*^▽^*) he's so vocal too ...i love him sm

(i wish i could just be his sextoy all day long)

-🃏

THE WAY I FUCKING SQUEALED AT THAT- its the way that FUCKING EMOTICON looks for me. Like youre just like “ah yes he throatfucked me 🥰”. You literally kill me man i love you. AGGHGH THAT SOUNDS HOT. You’re so lucky 😖 (says me who’s barely had sexual interaction with anyone and wants to know what its like) but. *hand shakes furiously as i try to drink a cup of water*

I am so so glad that you and Toby are doing good. Im very proud of you both <3 thank you sm for telling me about the poly stuff, I want to be educated!! Awww i love LJ! Is he sexy For a long time I sipped over LJ and he was my #1 above everyone else and I would bring a picture of him everywhere I went. Yes I mean a physical picture. It’s not that I stopped liking him cause hell no i will always love him 🙄 but I think I just saw so much of myself in him that I wanted to hug him so badly and just be there for him cause nobody was there for me.

There’s a lot more to zodiacs than just a few traits, my mom showed me my birthchart and literally 90% of it was so accurate it was CRAZY. Ah so that’ssss why nobody knows their zodiacs. Its ok, oh jeez id hate to bring up trauma for them. But i want to fucking smother them with kisses even if they fight me off and it kills me.

UYFGPYODIRUJCGKYUYPTFDJRCFHGKVHLGUHPFT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAN- you think im pretty 😫 and yes I def am unique… WHY JESUS. Im only talented in making up scenarios that will hurt me. 🥲 but hey I am a masochist so it works out.

ALSO im so PROUD look at you getting your license!!! And im so glad the sleeping went back to normal! I GOT SO WORRIED OML- sometimes i forget shit I say and then im like fuck,,,did i say something mean? Or insensitive?

I would probably slap masky just for kicks. Literally. Little bitch baby boy.

My bsf is literally the most hilarious person I know other than myself. She’s my entire world and my life. She knows a lot about you, and a lot of my anons. I talk a lot about u guys cause yall make me so happy. ISTG I S T GGGGG. .. FUCK. I. He loves me already. Shit dont say that too much or ill start second guessing everything more than usual. God i feel like im gonna disappoint him so bad. When we meet when we meet when we meet when we meet.

ANYWAY imma post the pics of me now hwhwhwhehehehhehehe

Im gonna start talking about my bsf more. Mmmmmm imma call her blue. Y’all are gonna love hearing about her. The shit she says cracks me tf up.

#🚹 #♠️ #💬

[dangerliesbeforeyou]

dan made me do it

(lol jk, but like i have Feelings(tm) about my sexuality and everything & figure this is the best time and place to do it...)

So I figured out I was bisexual a little over 5 years ago, after discovering it was a legitimate thing I could call myself whilst being on tumblr (2014 was a big time for lgbt discourse, especially in terms of the various terms and labels, most of which I hadn’t been familiar with...)... but tbh, I’d been trying to come to terms with who I was in terms of my sexuality for a long time

I grew up in a religious house (my parents were jehovah’s witnesses), but I never really remember anything vaguely homophobic being thrown around? And even if it did exist, I wouldn’t have been aware of it since I never had any question or doubt in my mind about the fact I was attracted to boys (I’d had a rly intense crush on this one boy for about 5 years through primary and secondary school... I still sometimes see his pics on facebook & u know what? I still would lol anyway...) my early days in school were mostly taken up by trying to get friends not be a total recluse (I’ve always had trouble making friends and connecting to people it’s no biggie it’ ss fineee........ ok carry on>>)

So going into secondary school I never felt that I was anything other than straight? But one thing I vividly remember was the way people in my year treated girls that were suspected to be gay... in short? they were seen as ‘dirty’... it was something perverted, and highly sexualised... (as in: being a lesbian meant masturbating a lot... (i mean: this says something about wider misogyny & demonising of female pleasure but like.. another time, another time) & also making out loads with other girls)...  like no one ever came up and said ‘being gay is wrong’, but whenever rumours spread about a girl being suspected as gay and they didn’t deny them, people would suddenly start whispering about them... & it’s super strange to me that this was the same culture that if two female friends were really close and got labelled as gay, but came out and were like ‘oh no we’re straight ha ha we just kiss at parties and touch each others boobs’ or whatever, people would be completely ok with it?

So I never really gave myself the opportunity to go into this... I was never comfortable enough to be super ‘close’ to any of my female friends (intimacy issues: we don’t have to to get into all THAT right now though lol ahahaha....ha...) & I knew I wasn’t so called ‘skanky’ like all the girls who were labelled as being actually gay...

& this was all happening as I found myself actually being interested in looking at girls... (like what can I say? boobs are friggin nice to look at lol...) But i always saw it as innocent intrigue, since I was only 11/12 at the time so hadn’t grown into my own at the time... and the fact I felt more comfortable being touched by or talking to or like literally doing anything with girls? it’s just cos boys are gross there’s no other reason behind it!!.... right?

I think a big thing is that a lot of girls are so open with each other... like they’ll compliment each other’s boobs or asses, or comment on how pretty they are or their makeup skills or whatever.. you’ll be hard pressed to find a girl that goes all ‘no homo’ on her friend except.... I feel like that was me lol? I remember getting compliments from other girls about my appearance (didn’t happen often though pffft) or anything really and feeling all mushy inside, and giving the compliments back felt like a big deal to me? idk I suppose all the warning signs were there that hidden under layers of introverted awkwardness was a lil bi demon just waiting to come out lol!

So yadyyada, 2014 happens and I finally realise I’m bi... I just remember reading something on here about bisexuality and being like ‘oh damn yeh... dat me??’... like it felt amazing to be able to finally accept that I actually like girls too?? & one of the first people I told was this guy I became friends with when I first went to college... & he told me he was also bi and I remember thinking ‘wow!!!!! so it’s actually real?! it’s not just something you see on tumblr from random strangers, it’s an actual thing people I know irl experience wowwowowow’... I also came out to another online friend who I was close to, and it felt really amazing... but I could never translate that into actually coming out in real life (not to mention life was kinda shit at this time and I had like 0 friends but hEY, that’s not for now kiddos lol)...

So yeh, I’ve never actually come out to anyone... not properly anyway... I’ve always been very open about my sexuality online, but in real life I’ve never really discussed it with ... anyone? & it’s not because I’m ashamed in anyway, and it’s not even as if I’m that scared I just... I’ve never felt the need to? But after seeing Dan’s video, plus it’s something I’ve been thinking about a lot recently, this is something I really wanna do... see; I was so ready to live life just being ‘straight until I maybe get a girlfriend one day’, so ready to only tell people if they ask me but I just realised... isn’t that partly living a lie? who I’m with doesn’t change my sexuality, so why is it something I’m seemingly so scared of declaring to the world??

I vividly have this memory, before I realised I was bi, and I have no idea of why or when or any of the details, but me and my mum were watching something, and bisexuality was mentioned, and either my mum agreed with, or she said something along the lines of ‘bisexuals are more likely to cheat’, and that’s really stuck with me.... it’s something that’s always nagging in the back of my mind, and it... really fucking hurts lol... I know for a fact my mum will love my regardless of who I end up sleeping with or whatever, she may be pretty conservative in her mindset of things but she’s always willing to be open minded which I really love about her... but knowing this inbuilt stereotype of bisexuality is something she both acknowledges and somewhat agrees with is really... sad...

I’m 21 years old, I’ve been in one relationship in my life which only last a few months and involved no kissing and only occasional hand holding because I was too terrified to do any more (again: subject for aNOTHER day lol), and I know for a goddamn FACT that my sexuality would never make me more likely to be unfaithful to someone I claim to love...I really hate that this is associated with the label, but it’s something I know that I am...  why on earth would I change that or try to be something else when I know that /this/ is me!

I think one of the biggest things putting me off ‘coming out’ is having to explain yourself... like dan howell made a 45 minute long video discussing his own sexuality and experiences cos he knew people wouldn’t just accept it if he just tweeted ‘yo dawgs imma queer lol #swag’ one day, and it feels kinda annoying that queer people/lgbtq+ people feel like we can’t just...... be ourselves without having to justify or explain it?! (even me making this post is solidifying that factor lol... it’s a mess lol)... like I just wanna live my life being bi, is that so much to ask for lol?

I am so so SO grateful we have so much more bi, and lgbtq+ in general, representation in media these days.... it’s goddamn beautiful to see our stories, and the stories of our community being told and cherished by millions, and that’s really gotta be something to rejoice in this pride month!!!

(side note: dan also talks about gender identity & I have literally never related to anything more lol... like 90% of the time I don’t feel like what people classify as ‘womanly’ things... but also I am a woman? idk man lol just call me a formless blob or whatever it was he said lol as a baby no one really knew if I was a girl or boy since my mum mainly dressed me in yellow & I had like 2 strands of hairs on my head lol... damn I miss those days lol)

In conclusion (or tl;dr as I’ve seen the Cool people write on their long posts (yes I had to google what it meant shhhh)):

Hi, my name is Xanthe, my username is ‘dangerliesbeforeyou’ here on tumblr because I made it 7 years ago and I wanted to use a cool sounding harry potter quote so I could come across as sophisticated but also nerdy, I’m a 21 year old female (mostly?) and I am a proud Bisexual...

I’m also single and very ready to mingle if anyone is interested ;;;;;;;;;)

(that’s only half a joke lol... plz romance me I’m v lonely)

#personal #lgbtq #pride month #idk what to tag lol #thank u for giving me the confidence to do this daniel lol... #maybe i'll b able to come out to my family who knowsss

[moonchildhcs]

parkchan hcs

hi kids uwu

in retaliation to miss parker dae’s decision to write some persimin im writing some parkchan so bring it on, bitch boy

how do yall meet ?? its because u were both at the park uwu

u and persi were playing on the swings and oru boy bang chan arrived with his kids and !! he might be the leader but he Wants The Swings !!! but persi is in their own world so you, being a Kind Person (not because hes super cute or anything) gave up ur swing for him and decided to play on the monkey bars instead

and it goes like this for a few hours !! its u, persi, and the boys playing around the park and having the time of ur lives !!! but then the ice cream truck comes and chan, not forgetting that you gave up ur prized swing for him, went over and bought u both some !!! and its the expensive soft serve ice cream too and ur like BITCH WAIT LEMME PAY U BACK

and hes like no !! u gave up ur swing for me !! im repaying u for ur kindness

persi and the kids in the background: huehuehue lovebirds

anyways u two playfully bicker about who owes who (chan insists ur both equal but u insist u owe him) before it gets really,,,, really dark our and u all have to head home and chan, smooth as hecking EVER, says he needs ur number so yall can settle this matter later and who are u to deny this hot guy with a cute accent ??? so u give him ur number and ur like “i WILL repay u”

and he gives u the cutest grin and is like “sure you will ! its a date” and he leaves and u fucking SCREAM

and he keeps u to it yall go on an ice cream date later and u treat this time !! tho he did try to sneakily pay when u left for the bathroom but you caught him in the act and he just,,, walks back to his seat and ur like :^) before paying for the two of you !!

also yall take some cute pics but he insists on having his mask on (you think its for the fashion but its bc he doesnt want to get caught by dispatch oopsies)

and this becomes a monthly thing !! you guys go out to a new ice cream place and try different flavors and stuff once a month as a date but also yall enjoy going on different kinds of dates as well :^)

such as exploring !!! chan told you his job sometimes forces him to stay up rlly late and ur like :( oh no bb but then hes like BUT LETS GO ON A NIGHT ADVENTURE and ur like oh HECK yeah !!! and you guys explore the city at night

also u both speak english and korean so sometimes yall just,, randomly switch between the two in the middle of ur sentences ! anyways uwu

this is maybe three months?? after yall started going on dates and yall are stargazing from the rooftop of the tallest building there is in the area and ur eyes are sparkling, looking at the sky as some soft music plays from ur playlist

and chan just blurts out an “i love you” and you whip your head because !!! holy shit !! and hes like “please, please be my girlfriend” and ur like omg YES !!!

and thats how yall start dating !! but he feels guilty bc hes assumed that u dont know that hes an idol and he calls you and hes like “ive been keeping a secret from you” and ur like “ur an idol? dw i been knew but ur a person before u r an idol !! it changes nothing between us” and his heart hecking BURSTS with his love for you bc !! u dont care abt his career u care about him primarily and he just LOVES YOU

anyways now that yall are an Established Couple lets explore the dynamics shall we?

tbh yall are just big hecking softies !!! yall love to stay in and cuddle because chan is a busybody and can be,, tired especially with promotions so sometimes yall just put on a nice movie or some cool tunes and,, cuddle with a bunch of blankets and stuff

and its rlly cute and wholesome and just,,, uwu

as mentioned yalls continue your ice cream dates !! its a tradition and even if he goes overseas yall just facetime each other and go out to an ice cream place and c o n s u m e !!!! its rlly cute actually and after a while yall settle on One ice cream place that not only has really good ice cream but is also not that busy so chan doesnt have to wear his mask inside !!!

hes five inches taller than you which is Optimal for forehead kisses !!! he just Smooch you all the time !! also loves smooching ur nose he thinks u have a v cute boopable nose !!! he just rlly loves showering u with affection

also he loves to be big spoon !!! he just likes emphasizing that he is bigger than you its fun and to him its very cute, especially when u get frustrated and ur like “IM NOT SHORT” and hes like aha, tell that to our height difference :)

also yall have made eachother so many playlists before and sometimes its a lil bit spicy to indicate that yall find each other Hot but mostly its just rlly cute, meaningful playlists that have made eachother cry

also you BETTER believe this sappy boy has made you more than one song !!! he just lovessss you and he subtly mentions u with nicknames and variations of spider man and ur like (O//W//O) bc thats so hecking cute and meaningful !!

also he better believe ur his number one supporter !! uve got all the merch (but also eventually he finds out that despite being ur bf ur bias is hyunjin and he pouts for a week straight lol)

also u steal so much of his clothing that at one point hes like “parker.. please return my shirts i have nothing but pants to wear” and ur like “oh my god bet?” jokes jokes but im sure the view would be nice oopsies

u dont say it but u love his accent a lot u think its rlly cute (and a lil hot) and he doesnt notice it at first but eventually he notices the dreamy look on ur face when he speaks english and hes like oh? is that what i think it is? and he goes out of his way to speak english from then on and ur like BITCH but also KEEP TALKING

u guys have some lowkey couples clothing but the most blatant is a matching necklace !! it has a sunflower charm on it and its rlly cute :)

anyways bitch lets get onto that hecking SPICEEEEE

u saw the babygirl broadcast. the og broadcast with the pic. and once that live was over u texted him like :^) babygirl huh?

and hes like,,,, oops !

but this prompted a discussion abt kinks between yall and he was like ,, i cant call u babygirl because imma have to call my fans that now to cover for myself but,,, a daddy kink,,, whew chile !

later that day he comes over to ur house and fucks you into the mattress as u scream daddy into the pillow! and dont worry; he calls u princess instead :)

he likes tying you up with these rlly nice silk ribbons !! especially these baby pink ones he thinks u look rlly cute with baby pink :^)

hes not into ageplay of course he thinks thats fucking weird but he likes being called daddy and sometimes when u want to be a brat ull lean into him in public and call him daddy and hes like Wait Till We Get Home and ur rlly in for it with then bc then ur getting it especially rough that day he doesnt give a FUCK

but semi-public spaces are a no go hes got an image to maintain and a career at risk so its strictly at ur place but the absolute tension between yall as yall approach ur place is palpable like... hes rlly intense

also sometimes hes rlly into producing music so sometimes ull be in his Producing Room with him and ur just,, rlly horny but hes like Im Sorry I Have To Work so u get off by riding his thigh and ur like NICE but hes like,,, fuck thats hot and so he takes a break from producing and instead fucks you in the recording room since its soundproof :^)

anyways yall are spicy oof the flavor !

#parkchan #spicy!

[chrisdonefinessing-blog]

Talking to a stranger

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: BUILD THAT WALL!!

You: BUILD THAT WALL!!

Stranger: what?

You: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!

You: DON'T YOU AGREE?

Stranger: how old are you

You: like 5

You: and a half

Stranger: lol

You: Nah man wassup girl

You: how are you?

Stranger: do you like getting stoned

You: Hell yea

You: you got something?

Stranger: what time is it whereever you are

Stranger: nah i'm just stoned

You: 15:00

You: And I'm sitting at home on omegl

You: My life is great

Stranger: are you spreading weird propaganda about trump

Stranger: on omegle

You: Hell yea thats my dog

You: Don't you agree with him?

You: I just think that the world should belong to us white people you know

You: We gotta stick together imma right?

Stranger: you think im white?

You: Looks pretty white too me?

Stranger: cool

You: Where you from then?

Stranger: Singapore

You: Oh shit

You: Just like my ucnle

Stranger: lmaooooooooooooo

Stranger: i'm gonna take a hit k

You: You got a bong?

You: hahahaha

You: Oh shit you one of them cute girls, that look all innocent

You: But you lowkey bad as fuck

You: I love that

Stranger: such a stoner

You: Hahaha man I could use a hit too

You: Oh damn

You: You took that real nice

You: SO how do you get weed and stuff in singapor?

Stranger: i dont live in singapore

You: Oh so where do live?

Stranger: where you from

You: Try and guess

Stranger: US?

You: Nah

You: No ones ever guesses it right

You: It's in europe

Stranger: europe

Stranger: ah

Stranger: uk

Stranger: ?

You: Sort of close

Stranger: how old are you anywway

You: We have shit weather just like them

You: 18

Stranger: im in melboune

You: AND A HALF

Stranger: talk about shit weather

You: Oh ofcourse

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: im 19

You: Ain't it like summer in australia?

Stranger: yeah

You: That must be trippy as hell

You: So it's warm af during christmas?

Stranger: pretty much

You: You're wild

Stranger: just love my weed

You: Do you often just sit and get high by yourself?

Stranger: sometimes

Stranger: my friends

Stranger: arent here

Stranger: so i decided

Stranger: to stumble upon this place

Stranger: hoping its not a dick

Stranger: or a bot

You: How you know I'm not a bot?

You: or a dick

Stranger: nah as in

Stranger: a lot of people are just

Stranger: dick pics

Stranger: or dick cams

Stranger: whatever

You: Are yea I get it

You: It's like gay porn on here

Stranger: yeah

You: Is it late?

Stranger: yes

You: In melbourne

Stranger: 1.11

Stranger: am

You: Sunday?

Stranger: monday morning

You: Don't you have school tomorrow

You: ?

Stranger: yes

You: That fucking sick

Stranger: the key to people not thinking youre stoned

Stranger: is to be stoned all the time

You: You is smart

You: Gotta remember that one

You: You often stoned in school?

Stranger: anecdotes you learn from omegle

Stranger: done it before

Stranger: dont do it in tutorials

Stranger: tho

Stranger: dont recommend it

Stranger: ahahha

Stranger: esp the discussive ones

You: Hahaahah

Stranger: get too slow

You: Man why don't girls like you attend my school

Stranger: stoner girls?

You: Litterally half my class thinks weed is the devil cabage

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: devil cabbage

Stranger: omg

Stranger: its life

Stranger: its magiv

Stranger: magic

Stranger: its love

Stranger: i love to cook while i'm high

Stranger: i like to bake while i'm baked

You: Punss for dayys

Stranger: i have chocolate chip cookies now

You: Oh man you got me hungry

Stranger: my friends call me munch queen

Stranger: we used to get high with each other

Stranger: and i'll just buy lots of food

You: I love food too

You: It's like one of the best things in life

Stranger: i agree

You: Trying to watch this football watch

You: Hence why I'm looking away sometimes

Stranger: what match is it

You: Man city - Swansea

Stranger: the opposing team

Stranger: my dad supports man u

You: Nah fuck them

You: I'm sorry but your dads a scum

You: I don't like Man city either

Stranger: you hold strong opinions m8

You: Liverpool <3

You: AHHAHAAH you look mad stoned

Stranger: i am

You: You live alone?

Stranger: for now

Stranger: my housemate is moving in soon

You: So your in ilike college

Stranger: uni

You: Oh damn ain't that kinda early?

You: Yo those ropes look mad comfy!

Stranger: they are

Stranger: i guess so

You: I need cop myself one

You: Here in Denmark you don't attend Uni untill your like 21

Stranger: holy

Stranger: i graduate when i'm 21

You: What are you gonna do after?

You: You figured it out yet?

Stranger: nopeeeeee

Stranger: idk

You: Nah me neither

Stranger: what you doing now

You: Shit it's hard to find out what you wanna do rest of your life

Stranger: just take it slow

You: Don't think theres a word for it in English

Stranger: stoned

You: It's called "gymnasium"

Stranger: do you like chocolate

You: School leve wise it's kinda like High school and college

You: *level

Stranger: ah i see

Stranger: cool beans

Stranger: laptops are so hot

Stranger: what music do you listen to

You: Oh sotty

You: *sorry

Stranger: nvm football game

You: Right now Kendirck

You: Lamar

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: he's really good

You: You know the song Hood politics?

You: It's the one I'm listening to right now

You: It's fucking sick

You: How bout you?

You: You rate Drake?

You: I fucking hate Drake

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: more into old sch rap?

Stranger: or like

Stranger: more lyrical rap

You: Oh for real?

Stranger: do you like rap that tells a story?

You: Hell yea

Stranger: there's an artist called hopsin

Stranger: um

Stranger: the song

Stranger: lemme go see

You: Ah yea I went too see him live last year

You: He came to my city

Stranger: omgggggg

You: fucking lit

Stranger: sick

You: I love his Ill mind series

Stranger: me too

You: But he kinda had beef with Tyler the Creator

You: Which btw is my dad

Stranger: i think tyler is weird anyway

Stranger: ahhahahaa

You: Yea but I love that

You: he's crazy

Stranger: but like

Stranger: his songs just feel disruptive

Stranger: i need the beats smooth

You: Listen to treehouse

Stranger: i'm just a chill person

You: og smuckers

You: Smuckers is incredible

You: One of my fav songs ever

Stranger: i like childisj gambino

Stranger: but you probs hate

Stranger: him

Stranger: ahahahah

You: Oh shit yea Donald GLover he's my 2. dad

You: Nah I fukcing love him

You: You heard aweken ly love then right?

You: *my

Stranger: don;t think so actually

You: His new album

You: It's amazing

Stranger: i like v 3005

Stranger: and sweatpants

You: Yea that's my fucking jam!!

Stranger: but i havnet heard the new album

You: Listen to it, it's a lot different

You: but still very good

You: OH THAT REMINDED ME FRANK OCEAN IS COMMING TO MY CITY TOO THIS SUMMER

You: IM SO FUKCING EXCITED FOR THAT!

You: What's going on?

Stranger: cool beans

You: Is the shits hitting you hard?

You: haha

Stranger: a little

You: Man don't you think you need to get some sleep soon?

You: If you finna have school tommorow

Stranger: true

Stranger: k

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: bye

You: Wait

You: Do you have insta?

Stranger: yeah

You: I need to see that pretty face again

Stranger: butterfruit

You: Fucking butterfruit hell yea

Stranger: is it sunday where you are

You: Yea sunday

You: mid day

You: Damn you got a lot of juu

You: Do you trap or something

Stranger: trap?

You: Ah nevermind hahahahaha

Stranger: you mean deakl?

Stranger: deal*

You: Yea

Stranger: nopeeeee

Stranger: just a regular purveyor of the finer things in life

You: Hey I fell you girl

You: *feel

Stranger: getting into my stoner habits

You: Man we gotta smoke together I I ever for some reason end up in Mlebourne

Stranger: yes!!!!!

Stranger: cheers

Stranger: to that

You: You're appartment look mad nice too

Stranger: yeah its chill

Stranger: i have a huge kangaroo

Stranger: like

Stranger: a soft toy

You: Oh shit

You: You trluy are Australian

Stranger: no just look at it

Stranger: its super cute

Stranger: im a kid

Stranger: its huge

You: Damn you probably hide your weed in there

Stranger: noi leave it pretty much out in the open

Stranger: hahhahaha

You: You're so fukcing chill

Stranger: the laws here are pretty lax

You: ahahah

You: But it's not legal tho is it?

Stranger: not yet

You: I was in the Netherlands recently

Stranger: what is your opinion on kanye

Stranger: how was holland?

You: Kanye is fucking tight

Stranger: sweet

You: And Holland is sick

You: you now everyhting is fucking legal their

You: Can you rank Kanyes albums from best to worst?

You: That's how I judge a person, on how they rank his albums

Stranger: rly

Stranger: ahahahaha

Stranger: ok

You: Yea it actually says a lto about the person

Stranger: ive heard like one or two songs from 808s & hearbreak

Stranger: niggas in paris is nice

Stranger: chance the rapper

Stranger: i like most of chance's songs

You: Chance is dope

Stranger: pablo

Stranger: so sleepy

You: Yea that wasn't really a ranking, but im gonna give you the benefit of the doubt

You: Becuase your high and cute

Stranger: ok ok what about the kanye songs that i hear the most

You: Yea sure

Stranger: i'm so sleepy tho

You: If you wanna go to bed, go ahead ahaha

You: You need to be ready for school tommorow

You: so it's fine

You: It must be mad late also

Stranger: famous, that part (the one with schoolboy q), who gon stop me, no church in the wild, clique, gold digger, black skinhead, heartless for when i was younger

You: Ayyy they all lit

You: Aight you're good to go

You: Except maybe black skinhead

You: Not really feeling his Yeezus album

You: But it's cool

You: I love your smile damn

You: Man city just scored

You: fuck

Stranger: you against man city?

You: Yea bunch of rentboys all of them

You: Are both your parents from Singapor

You: ?

Stranger: yeah or so at least thats what they tell me

Stranger: i just saw a creepypasta article about the dangers of omegle

Stranger: ahahahahah

You: Oh shit what does it say?

You: Sorry for talking in the phone

You: Hahaha you sleeping?

Stranger: i didnt read it

Stranger: i just saw it across google

You: Yea theres alot of creeps on here for real tho

You: note trynna generalise a lot of those Indians are sketch as fuck

You: ngl

Stranger: weird site

Stranger: weird people

You: Yet I've just spend 3 hours of my wekeend on it

You: ..

Stranger: how was it

You: Yea it was amazing when I saw you

Stranger: psh ok thanks

You: Made it worth it going through all those crusty ass dicks

You: Hey if you wanna go to sleep, Then I don't wanna stop you

You: you look tired as hell

Stranger: thats cause im stoned too

Stranger: i should sleep

You: When do your classes start?

Stranger: 10......

Stranger: 8 hours

Stranger: but i got some grroup assignment due before them

Stranger: then*

Stranger: so

Stranger: i'm gonna power nap

Stranger: and do my shit

You: Hahahaha

Stranger: stoner life in uni

Stranger: this is really bad

You: I feel you

Stranger: i do things at the last minute

You: don't we all hah

Stranger: true

Stranger: ok goodnight

You: Can I just see that pretty smile one last time

You: please :)

You: Thanks sweetie!

You: Sleep tight yea

Stranger: bye stranger!

Stranger: nice meeting you

You: and don't get too high all the time aight

Stranger: yeah i know i shouldnt

You: It's cool tho you bad af

Stranger: tbh you should do it when you're with someone you rly like

Stranger: it gets girls horny

Stranger: this is coming from a girl

You: Ayyy for sure honey

You: Oh well, take care angel

Stranger: ok night

#Omegle