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#I WANNA JUST PLAY BORDERLANDS!!!
fowlblue · 2 days
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Borderlandsposting for a minute because I’m playing the Pre-Sequel as well as Borderlands 2 and like… oh my god the Pre-Sequel’s so fun? I mean I’ve died a lot more than I did in Borderlands 2 but the jump pads? Driving around in a moon rover? 10/10.
Also it’s so much fun to get a glimpse into Jack’s backstory but?? He starts out so nice?? Like I know his history in a general sense but I expected him to start as a nice-but-still-kind-of-an-ass guy?
I like programmer Jack I don’t want him to turn into an asshole :(
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Hi uhhh I'll be streaming again tonight! Likely playing Tiny Tina's Wonderland from the Borderlands series!! Very excited for this one because I love borderlands sm. Anyway if you're free at around 9 pm EST I'll be live on twitch at Aeth3ryx_Gaming . See you there!!
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coridallasmultipass · 1 month
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Okay, so I opened a fic with Striders in it and randomly wanted to put on Borderlands 3 ambient music in the background (I'm having a depressed episode rn and wanted comfort.) And I thought Oh... There would be A War over who gets to be Zer0 in BL2. (Bc they won't do a double Zer0 run, let's face it, there can only be one.)
(( Shit fuck. Borderlands 1 happened in OCTOBER 2009. They never would've seen it in canon. Fuck it. Non-Sburb AU this mothafucka, they'll play all of 'em. #BLstuck ))
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wikagirl · 11 months
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made the mistake of streaming while sketching for my borderlands ocs and now I have to listen to a monologue of someone I don't know who just joined the server a few days ago about her favourite ship (guess which one, spoiler it involves a bingus with heterochromia and a guy that later goes on to grow a mustache) and her complaning about me forcing diversity and appropriating someone elses culture bc I'm a white european woman and have the audacity to have an oc inspired by and greenlit by my vietnamese friends.
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psycho-chair · 1 year
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listen if this bitch zarpedon doesn't die i'm going to stop playing borderlands
i have no money
i have shit guns [i'm like level 21 and almost all my guns are lv22]
i mean for fucks sake, when i loaded in, i had 5,000 dollars and it's all gone now because zarpedon killed me so many times now that all those respawns took all my money
so now, when fighting zarpedon, i not only have little to no guns that are effective, but i can't afford ammo when i run out
sooner or later, i'm not even gonna be able to afford to respawn, it's like 86 bucks to respawn and i'm pretty sure i now have around like 43
she's a ridiculous boss, she's like one of those bosses meant to be killed by two players and not one
i know i have handsome jack helping me and all but he's literally worthless, he can barely kill any of zarpedon's henchmen trooper guys
also every time i die, my character ragdolls in a stupid fashion and her legs create a massive L
the game is mocking me
i'm abso-fuckin-lutely going to end up selling all my higher level weapons just to afford a fuckin missile launcher or something so i can get rid of this woman and her stupid mech suit
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sniped-hugger · 5 months
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I’m pretty sure I’m not all that far in BL3’s story but like,,
Tyreen and Troy have a Phineas and Ferb dynamic…… To me……….
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ettadunham · 9 months
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summer or that time of the year i buy a bunch of video games on sale, playtest them, like them, and then never touch them again
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nthflower · 9 months
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I actually watched my father play many many popular games but it was all in English and I didn't understand jackshit about it but I enjoyed it. Soo so many games in my mind actually have a complete different plot than what they have and sometimes I don't wanna ruin it. Because what's in my mind is better. Same goes for games I myself played as a kid. like sorry bioshock infinite in my mind is hundreds time better than original.
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blindedguilt · 5 months
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"WOW!" he cackles, practivally hyena-esque, "That was really something, cupcake! You really are a coward, aren't you?" (— @hyperionhandsome , from Jack, medieval Fantasy au?)
"I..."
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The words had stung before Leonard could even realise he hadn't recognised the voice that spoke to him, though the way his expression had shifted had been miniscule in comparison - the way the hermit's head had turned away in both hurt and shame had been the most prominent, though there was the subtlest crease in his brows, the smallest tightening of his lips and the clutch of gloved hands on the hem of his coat which spoke volumes in the moment Leonard himself was unable to do much more than struggle for a response.
...Who was this man? The thought had just dawned on him as Leonard felt his heart pound with humiliation - he didn't sound like a faerie, though the laughter reminded him of his own pact-beast. He didn't even sound like anything inhuman, as a matter of fact, but still - remarkably cruel.
...Leonard supposed it didn't matter, though. If the goal was the simple task of sparking that sad flame of guilt within the hermit, it took only a glance to see his lowered head and the bitter pain on his face to tell this stranger had succeeded in their mission. A low mumble of response was the reward to inform this rather boisterous passerby of their victory.
"...You are right." Leonard acquiesced, bitterly. He couldn't fight or promise any improvement anymore. "I am nothing more than a fool."
How truly pathetic... Something in his stomach sank at the prospect that it would have only taken a glance to tell of his plight. Typically the harsh sting of such words would be curved hearing it from his pact-beast, or even the likes of Caim, but there was something about hearing it from someone like a stranger that served to dig especially deep into the hermit's skin. It seemed that all at once, the nightmare of the garrison, the failure of his brothers, the failure to his family, and the potential failure that had awaited Seere at each second, had come crashing down on his consciousness with those words. That reminder.
Coward... It was aptly fit.
Leonard's head dragged itself back up from where it had previously stared down at his lap, but averted itself slightly to the side - his blind gaze still couldn't bring itself to look towards the source of the voice where it stood.
"...Please, speak no longer." Leonard said, the softness of his tone in sharp contrast with the low rumble of his voice, "I know my sins well enough to bear on my own. So I beg of you... Show mercy."
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cbonfire · 1 year
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having dbd uninstalled for months literally made my life better
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littlefreakelio · 1 year
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gf: sorry can't call rn im busy
me, shoveling dirt and pouring it on my head while emitting distress signals in thunderous wails: it's okay!! :) i love u
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callaxe · 2 years
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career rambles
#i think i finally found what i wanna do#once i leave hs. or at least hopefully#video game writer!#love storytelling in all forms except in novel formats and vid games ive always held good in my heart#maybe like lead writer/overall designer if i can one day#i want to be the top dog and see my ideas executed. having a little studio of my own would be fun#ive already taken all the lit/writing and art classes i possibly could at my school#so i may swap out one of my classes next year for compsci too#really just...... creating this elaborate#and making it playable and have it convey a message#and meaning through its environment and characters#i like that#the culmination of open world classical fantasy games ive played led me here#prince of persia dark souls#the crack that was borderlands#how open and interactive the gta and rdd games are#elder scrolls in its entirety#the witcher.. n many more#im a big fan of soma and subnautica and their different aspects of horror#and genshin. obviously#regrettably was probably the most recent game that rlly started pushing at my interest#wouldnt call myself a theorist and more so a speculator of lore but#from a storytelling point im in awe of just how much there IS in the game#and all the little bits of lore and details#character backstories#very nondescript and more often than not poorly done but it's still something that motivates me#especially like how obscure the history of old teyvat is in game#but that's an entirely different thing i could ramble about#there's so much more i think about but this is it roughly i think#a reasonable goal to finally work towards to
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hwallazia · 25 days
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LATE NIGHT WORSHIP
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pairing: kim hongjoong x fem! reader
word count: 0,8k
tags: smut (mdni!), fluff, comfort, non idol!au, bf! hongjoong, somnophilia, clit play, female masturbation, fingering, praise, overstimulation, so much whining from the reader.
synopsis: just hongjoong being the best boyfriend in the world fingering you in your sleep <3
taglist: @bro-atz | comment your username if you wanna be added to my taglist! ♡
| a/n: I had this thought a few days ago and I had to write it. Also, I got inspiration from a Banda Sunato (from Alice In Borderland) smut ff I wrote in spanish.
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It was past 2 am, and Hongjoong was still awake, sitting by the bed frame and watching his sleepy little fool snuggling in his arms, finding comfort in them. Your eyes were red because you cried and begged him to hold you while you were sleeping just a few hours ago. Your hands cutely grabbed his shirt like a child who is afraid of having his lollipop taken away. The small hiccup that erupts from you can be barely heard.
Cute.
He’s been playing with your hair for hours, occasionally kissing you on the forehead, his hands often pulling you closer to him.
The silence was comfortable enough for him, and he treasured moments like this with you by his side.
But soon the silence was interrupted when he felt you move in your sleep, letting out a noise that he couldn’t tell what it was. He stopped moving and tried to kiss your forehead repeatedly to calm your movement.
After a few seconds, Hongjoong finally identified your noise as sobs, considering that your breathing started to get even heavier. With the idea of you having a nightmare set on his head, he shushed you, singing you a lullaby in an attempt to make the nightmare go away.
Just a few seconds later, the sound you made started to turn into a moan, and he immediately stopped when he noticed that you were having a wet dream.
He smiled to himself, taking a look at your face: you wrinkled your nose, biting your lips, mouth slightly open. there’s a bead of sweat on your forehead, and he silently curses himself for not noticing how you’re rubbing your thighs right now.
Without much thought, he spread your legs, making you shudder in your sleep. With the cold breeze hitting your wet pussy, his finger already found its way to your pussy, only to discover that there is indeed a noticeable wet spot on your panties.
He traced small circles with his finger, playing with your wetness, which caused you to make small noises in your sleep, involuntary moans escaping your lips.
Then he pushed your panties to the side and, without further thought, his thumb pressed your cute little button. You squirmed in his grip and tried to close your legs when his long finger hit that spot only he could reach, only for his other free hand to push your legs apart.
“Joong…” You whimpered in your sleep, which gave him some sense of power.
He can feel himself getting hard by the second, his cock restrained against his pants, screaming to free himself from that piece of fabric. The head of his cock was pushing against your ass, and with you writhing against him, it pretty much didn’t help.
He wanted to fuck you right then and there, pushing his cock into your ass, your pussy, your mouth, making you cry in your sleep, driving you over your limit, making your dreams come true. All while you’re still sleeping. He wanted to do it all.
But he decided that seeing you so helpless and crying from any source of contact is more important than that… for now.
You were hiding your face against his neck, breathing increasingly heavier when Hongjoong pinched your clit, earning a pout from your lips.
He rubbed your clit, using your wetness as lubricant to make it more slippery. He can’t help but feel stunned as he looks at you.
He stopped when he noticed your legs were shaking, before rubbing against them again.
“Joong… ’want more,” You murmured sleepily against his neck, pushing your hips up to find any source of pressure, of relief.
“Shh… Just sleep. M’gonna take care of you,” Hongjoong responded, his eyes still not leaving that little clit of yours that was already glistening with your juice. It was fascinating, how his finger can do you like that.
Then he started to stimulate it, smiling when he saw your legs trying to close and push the finger away from him. You screamed in your sleep, squirming in his grasp, your feet curling as you felt yourself getting closer.
“Joong… I want your cock… mmhm…” You moaned, so you moved your hips in time with his finger stimulating your clit, wishing it was his cock instead of his finger.
Hongjoong only smiled at your words, and with a little more pressure, you whimpered as you felt yourself squirting all over his finger.
You screamed, your whole body shaking as you came, but Hongjoong continued stimulating your clit with a warm smile on his face.
“S-stop!” You screamed against his neck as you attempted to push his hand away from your sensitive bud. Your boyfriend gave you a long, deep kiss on your forehead and whispered, “Shh… I need to finish what I started, so go back to sleep mhm? Sweet dreams my love.” All while continuing to lazily circle your clit.
He was fighting the urge to unbutton his pants and pump his cock inside you, the bulge was starting to hurt and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t shove his cock inside you a second from now.
But he decided it would be more fun if he waited until you went back to sleep.
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♠️ How aib males comfort you having your period. ♠️
A/N: So, I got something in my mind because it's literally my time to shine ... maybe this makes me feel a little better. 🫠
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Summary: You're fighting for life and death, nobody understands why the streets are empty or how you got to the Borderland in the first place, and as if all that wasn't stressful enough, you also get your period. It feels like anything is possible here, but your body is definitely no exception. On an evening when everyone at the beach is trying to have a good time, you prefer to stay in your room and snuggle up in your bed while you pout to yourself and don't feel like doing anything.
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Characters: Aguni, Arisu, Chishiya, Karube & Niragi.
POV: fem!reader
Warnings: Not given.
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A g u n i
Not gonna lie, I guess Aguni would be the man a woman would need the most in that time of the moth. I see him as someone who wouldn't be too intrusive but also doesn't make you feel like he doesn't care about you. He knows you well enough to know that chasing you out of bed or out of your room is pointless. As number one, he has to hold the position at the Beach, but that doesn't stop him from at least checking up on you.
And when he finds you in the room, as expected, he prefers to just stand at the door and look at you from there, asking something like:
"Do you need something?" "Are you in a lot of pain?" "Can I do something for you?" "Wanna be alone?"
Aguni is a man. He isn't just a boy anymore who would play down your suffering - your pain - or exaggerate it. Want him to leave? He will. Want him to join you for a moment? He will. Want some cookies or some other snacks and candies? He will bringt them to you.
It's that easy for him, there is nothing to discuss about.
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A r i s u
Different from Aguni, Arisu would be the one who is the less experienced in that kind of topic. I can imagine he wouldn't even understand whats going on. So he asks you lots of questions, when he realizes you aren't with your and his own friends but instead lay in bed, impassive.
"Y/N, is something wrong?" "Did something happen?" "Has someone important-?" "I don't understand why you are in such a bad mood. Please, tell me, I can't help when I don't know what's wrong with you."
Let's be honest: yes, in the first place some of us girls and young women would feel a little annoyed by all his questions, but it's not his intention to! So, we shouldn't be such bitches and tell him at least the truth:
"I got my period today and ... yeah, that's it."
He may not have much experience with it, but we all know he's not stupid.
"Well ... I saw a plate of chocolate chip cookies in the lobby earlier. Shall I steal them and bring them up to you?"
Yes, king, please, steal the cookies ... ! 🫶🏻✨
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C h i s h i y a
Definitely the most annoying and strenuous of all. Sorry, you know I love you, but you just know too much!
"From a medical point of view, physical activity relieves the pain of cramps." "Carbonated drinks should be avoided. The same goes for drinks with caffeine. This only exacerbates the pain." "Heat can help. And I'm not talking about the warmth provided by your comforter, but by hot water bottles or warm teas, for example - while we're on the subject of drinks."
Good tips, but nothing you want to hear in moments like these. No, really, we won't, darlin'.
"Don't you have anything better to do right now than bother me with your factual knowledge, Chishiya?"
He and Niragi would be the two most likely to awaken the monster in you.
"There are enough days left on my visa." "Means there is enough time to bother you with my factual knowledge."
... At least he takes his time for you and spends his day with you in bed, you can't deny you enjoy this a lot, honey. Neither can I ...
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K a r u b e
A mixture of Aguni and Arisu, I think. I don't think he would be that calm like Aguni is and I don't think he would be as lost as Arisu is in that kind of topic. Karube knows that we normally get our period again every month, the only question is how long you've been a couple.
You have to get to know behaviors. Aguni is a man with a little more life experience than most. For him, all kinds of behavioral changes in women are not without reason and are often obvious- but for Karube? Hard to say, but as loyal and optimistic as he is, I think you will have good cards with him at your side.
At least he can see that you're not doing well. The reason doesn't matter at this point, only the fact counts for him and he automatically makes it his goal to see you laughing again, or at least smiling. So, Karube would stay with you in bed, no matter what. Except his visa says he will die tonight, then sorry, we have to let him go for a game ...
Time in bed includes much of cuddles, less talking but much little kisses all over your face, especially when it comes to your forehead and your cheeks. And when you look up to him, he will take the chance putting you a small kiss on the tip of your nose, finally making you giggle a little.
He loves hearing your laugh- most when he is the reason for it.
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N i r a g i
I don't know why, but I just can't hate him, help.
The past often plays a major role in how a person develops over the course of their life. Niragi didn't have it easy back then and you are aware of that. But that's also why you're aware that he's not the best person to talk to in cases like this.
You can try to deal with it on your own, but that won't do you any good. And you can't hide anything from him either, which is why he will come up with the idea of visiting you in your room all by himself at some point. When he finds you, he just looks at you in irritation and says things that aren't bad, but in view of your situation … well, let's just say he is not that good with words and he can be happy that you know it.
"Laying in bed all day?" "What's that pout on your face, has someone upset you?" "Come on, let's get moving, the fun is just beginning."
And when you tell him, you are in a bad mood and he should just leave you alone, he is saying something he'll maye regret in just a few seconds ... or minutes ... or never.
"Why are you kicking me out now, are you on your period or-"
Believe me, Niragi IS regreting what he was saying. From that moment on, where you just sat up, gripping one of the pillows next to you, only to immediately throw it at him. Thanks to his reflexes, he is able to catch it- now he is just speechless, staring at you with his mouth, formed as an "o".
"I- ... Gotta get you some snacks."
"You better do, Suguru."
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poisonedprose · 1 year
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₊˚✧ valentines day!
chishiya, arisu, tatta, kuina, last boss x gn!reader headcanons
warnings: pre borderlands, lower case intended, typo, incomplete sentences, curse word (kuina) , nsfw implications (last boss)
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chishiya ! ⋆ doesnt really celebrate and will only plan something if you want him too
⋆ thinks flowers are stupid so wont buy you them
⋆ "Y/N, im not buying you flowers, they are just going to die in a week"
⋆ but buys you whatever else you want (hes got that doctor money)
⋆ more of a stay in and chill kinda guy
⋆ but if you really wanna go to a restaurant and eat some overpriced medicore meal he'll endure it
⋆ overall youre in charge and whatever you say goes (except for flowers)
arisu ! ⋆ absolutely loves valentines day with you
⋆ from the moment you wake up he is bombarding your face with kisses
⋆ tries to make dinner but almost sets the house on fire
⋆ so you just end up ordering from your favorite delivery place
⋆ definitely asks you to play video games with him
⋆ if you say yes he lets you win
⋆ overall he loves valentines day and if he had his way, valentines day would be every month
tatta ! ⋆ i see him as the kinda guy to forget its valentines day
⋆ like hes just working and gets a text from you asking what you guys are doing tonight
⋆ and he just totally freaks about because he didnt plan anything yet
⋆ texts back saying its a surprise and then calls everyone he knows for help
⋆ he ends up making it a really special night tho
⋆ plans a nice picnic under the stars (and steals food from work)
⋆ overall even tho he forgot you never found out and you had a blast so win-win
kuina ! ⋆ this bitch spends MONTHS planning, every little detail is thought out
⋆ from what shes gonna wear to what you guys will talk abt
⋆ she def starts out by taking you shopping (with her employee discount)
⋆ and then a nice walk through the park as the sun sets
⋆ she might even lend you her jacket as it gets cold ;)
⋆ ends the night with a cute little firework show and lots and lots of kisses
⋆ overall she puts a lot of effort in because youre worth it
last boss ! ⋆ genuinely could not care less
⋆ "Valentine's day is just some capitalistic scam Y/N."
⋆ he buys you chocolate tho bc he does love seeing your smile
⋆ will deny he bought it for valentines day and claims he just saw it and bought it
⋆ and then refuses to talk to you for like 10 minutes before you're back in his arms
⋆ he will 100% try to use the fact that its valentines day to get some with no shame
⋆ overall hit or miss with him but its you so probs hit (if ykwim)
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inanisomnia · 1 year
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chishiya shuntaro headcanons. [chishiya x fem!reader]
idk if i'm late to post anything related to chishiya but nevertheless i'm still going to post this bc i wanna write something abt him because i need more content abt him sgakhs this man is taking over my life /sobs
anyway, here are some hcs !! i've been ia here on tumblr so pls bear with me ^^ if u enjoyed reading this kindly reblog it (?) if that's okay with u, it means a lot ilysm <;33
reqs are open <;33
oh and also this is my first time writing an hc tot
++ this might be connected to the drabble i plan to write/post
genre : fluff ?? gurl idek anymore
warning/s: none ?? not proofread kind of ungrammatical??-3#! sorry for that tot
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chishiya meeting you (?)
chishiya shuntaro believes himself to be an apathetic human being - void shell of a human being. he does things and that's about it - until one night, at the beach, he saw you.
under the faint gleam of the celestial stars and crescent moon, amidst the crowds of people dancing their remaining lives away, dizzying lights that lit the dancefloor, there you are.
wearing a black puff sleeve bikini top paired with high waisted midnight-colored laced shorts - your hair gracefully danced along your swift movements as you danced and laughed with your new found friends in the borderland.
you caught his attention.
this doesn't really happen to him, but something about you was so enticing he can't even seem to look at anything else - until kuina taps his shoulder to talk about something.
after that night, he can't seem to shake you out of his head and best believe me that he's the most in denial person you'll ever know.
he'll convince himself with the silliest reasons like he might have just been hungry, or dizzy from the games, or maybe, sleepy. anything but acknowledge that he admires you.
you see, he might be an intelligent individual, academically and street smart, but there are times that he can't think straight when it comes to you.
most nights he subconsciously looks for you on the ocean of the crowds arriving after the games. he's aware that you're cunning, and physically strong to protect yourself, but there's this gnawing feeling whenever he can't spot you among the hundreds of people at the gate.
he'll never make the first move. never. unless of course you talk to him first which you did, one time because how could you ever ignore this pretty man and introduced yourself.
he can feel his heart hammer into his chest as you walk towards him but he'll never show it.
you offered your hands for him to shake as you ask for his name (of course you already know it, since he is one of the known executives at the beach. but you still shoot your shot.)
he's not the type to shake your hand if you introduce yourself, but he acknowledges your presence in his own way.
conflicted with the feelings he's experiencing but he doesn't like to overthink things so he just goes along with it.
until he can't. until he wants all of you – until he wants to know everything about you, to protect you.
as your boyfriend:
i really feel like he's not really into pda. he would want to keep your relationship in secret. there may have been lots of people in the borderlands who despise him and he's actually afraid that they will use you to get back at him.
he doesn't want that. he doesn't want you to get hurt at all. after settling his feelings that he does love you, genuinely, he swore to himself that he'll protect you.
(i've read this here before and i'll put it here but y'all are so right dgahshs) his love language is quality time. and physical touch.
at midnights, he'll sneak into your room and literally just play board games or just talk about everything.
he doesn't let others touch his hair nor his face but if its you, hell, that's more than fine.
he loves your warm touch, your tenderness as you braid or play with his hair, rambling about things you love and hate.
he's a great listener. he'll stare at you with full adoration in his eyes and slight smile.
he's fucking grateful for your existence. you're his solace in this hell you're both caught up wjth.
gurl he loves cuddles especially after a tough game, he craves your skin, your smile, your laugh, everything.
the first time you both kissed was you doing it impulsively because you got so happy on what he gave you (its up to your imagination to what it is gsajgd) and you're both caught off guard.
there was an awkward silence and a plethora of apologies, but he just smiled and cupped your face and kissed you tenderly.
everything seemed to melt away. it felt as if the borderland turned into a hazy cloud 9.
when you can't sleep, he'll play with your hair, both bodies entangled under the sheets, a wholesome intimacy between souls trying to survive this hell.
he's the type to kiss your scars and lull you to sleep.
sgakuss basically chishiya being head over heels in love with every bits of you - your flaws, your moles, your dimples, every little detail about you, he's here for it.
he doesn't realize it yet, but you did change the way he perceives himself.
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