#I WANNA SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE SO BAD

[ickypuppi3]

steve is all ‘ok but haven’t you ever watched jaws?’ when billy takes him surfing for the first time and ends up getting a full blown lecture from billy about how misunderstood sharks are

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #steve: you’re kinda like a shark #billy: because i’m badass? #steve: because you’re misunderstood #billy: [in tears] shut the fuck up #billy is sharks #the duffer brothers are the jaws movies #this is because i love sharks and they deserve the world #billy likes sharks pass it on #billy hates jaws pass that on too #well #he hates that people hate sharks after those movies came out #but he begged his mom to take him to go watch it when the first movie came out #because he wanted to see sharks #everyone’s scared or grossed out #and then there’s this eight year old kid in the front row egging the shark on #his mom was like if you’re too scared to go to the beach after this that’s on you #and billy’s like i wanna see a shark so bad rn #just fucking #jumping up and down because he wants to go to the beach and see a shark THIS instant #give me neurodivergent billy with a shark hyperfixation asap #it’s the adhd babyy

[mundifinis]

i pray the day never comes when tiktok discovers gregg araki's films (specifically the teenage apocalypse trilogy ones) because the amount of discourse i can already picture.... oh my god

#“actually it's problematic all these bad things happened to these queer people!!! it's bad representation!” #tell me you missed the point of these films #sorry this isn't h*artstopper..... #like i think these films #and other films apart of the new queer cinema genre (not new as an adjective to describe NEW modern queer movies #but the genre itself) are important to watch and learn #because a) they're actually good and show the context for queer history #but also b) it's authentic and usually made by queer people and they didn't have to worry about appeasing to cishet society #but like most of them would cause tiktok's head to explode and frankly i do not wanna be there for that #can already picture the too many brain dead takes.... #very glad i deleted it though so when that day comes i will not see it! #gregg araki #nowhere #the doom generation #totally fucked up #mysterious skin #the living end #film #ashla.txt #hmm

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

all i want is for the gambler's den scene to be loudly blaring poker face by lady gaga. is that too much to ask

#CAN YOU FUCKING IMAGINE?????? HAS SOMEONE EDITED THIS ALREADY?? #local man finally forced to learn editing #the potential combined power of lady gaga and hua cheng was too strong #i speak #tgcf #lmao #every single american movie does this when they have a scene in vegas i just think it would be a nice touch #ill get him hot ... show him what i got... #i wanna roll with him a hot pair we will be / a little gambling is fun when youre with me #look me in the eyes and tell me hua cheng wasnt humming this to himself #lady gaga wasnt wrong about the seductive power of gambling #also - its about a fake front but in this scene we finally see hc's true form :) so its a reversal #could also apply to xie lian desparately trying to keep it in his pants #the dice rolling is SO horny. he hears hua chengs real voice and sees his hands and he is fucking down for the count #demisexual xie lian headcanons and the fact that he was down bad from the very beginning can coexist

[sleepy-crypt1d]

i just woke up to the borderlands movie trailer preview being out and oh my GOD it looks so fucking ass how was this made its is actually laughably bad

#borderlands #borderlands 2 #IT LOOKS SO FUCKING BAD #WHY??? WHY WAS THIS MADE #why is the story so different? why are the costumes so bad? why are the cast of characters all over the place? why is tina an adult? #where are brick and mordecai? why arent jack and angel/hyperion there? why is there no vault? why are the corporations people? #i am #so lost #the full trailer os supposed to come out tomorrow so we will Fucking See #genuinely it looks like garbage but im not surprised this movie was always destined to fail #on top of that im tired of seeing this cast i am so fucking tired of jamie lee curtis kevin hart and jack black i never wanna see them again

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo #HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn. #luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!! #what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there #FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :( #one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend #usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase #nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls #i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki #luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg #cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy #zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over #zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn #komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom #luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk #it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also #was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up??? #'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!' #flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe #zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her #that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme #fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems #foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests #now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby #the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs #talking tag #watching one piece #watching one piece movies #kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs

[frecklystars]

Sitting in the theater with my friends to see Barbie for the fifth time.. I went two days without seeing it at all I was going through withdrawals 😩😩

#they were like Keri have u seen this movie? will you be okay with pink #and I’m like. hehe I’ve seen this five times and my pink trigger is way more mild now thanks to this movie #forcing my retinas to drown in pink for 2 hours and shoving my F/Os Barbie(s) and Ken(s) and Allan right there to distract me #god!!!! god god god I can’t wait to see Ken I love him so fucking much I wanna kiss him so bad #🥺🥺🥺🥺 agh this is my first time seeing the movie with the idea in my head that he calls me his sweet girl #I’m Ken’s sweet girl!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💓💘💖💗💘💞

[alilaro]

the one main thing for me that would make the Baldur's Gate experience unfathomably more enjoyable was if they just went nuts with character design and let you play as more different species.

imagine being able to play as a goblin, a kobolt, a bugbear, an orc, changlings, tabaxi, kenku, satyrs, eladrin, loxodon, a fucking grung. and I know there are mods for skins, but I mean characters with race-based specific dialog, specific plot opportunities for each race. and they're all romanceable.

I know it would be so much more work on Larian's part, plus bringing in actors again, so I totally understand why this wouldn't be a thing, but gods.... can you imagine how good it would be?

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i want to play a goblin so fucking bad im FERAL #i want my goblin tav to walk past people in baldur's gate and scream and immediately try to fight me #i want astarion to kiss their little goblin mouth!!! #a changling too would be so cool!! let me be the doppelgänger that terrorizes my entire party like some horror movie shit #romancing a character and during sex having the option to change into them to see how they react #gods i would settle for just goblin; considering how act 1 plays out it would be so interesting AHHH #please larian just give me the goblin character pls pls pls im throwing money at the screen #i just wanna be a little guy SO BADLY.... a little creature...... 🥺

[arachine]

UPDATE ‼️‼️‼️ ME AND HINGE BOY ARE MEETING TONIGHT BUT LIKE JUST AS A HANGOUT OH MY GODDDDDDDD

#this is so fucking spontaneous of me #i was like ‘i wanna see evil dead rise’ #and i was at the movies right!!! #standing in line for my ticket!!! #and then he told me to wait bc he was on his way!/?/?/?/ #HES SO INSANE #ITS A 40 MIN DRIVE #he wants to see me so bad

[klinejack]

who's gonna follow me if i start anOTHer side blog 😘

#this one for movies tho #im tired of only losing followers i gotta do something about it #also i dont wanna lose anymore urls to this fickle fucking website so i gotta use it #anyway too bad i've already drafted a bunch and will begin inflicting things upon you tomorrow as halloween month begins #this is a warning nobody will see :)) #personal #cowboycoven2 #tumblr nonsense #flashing gif #oh okay i guess i have my answer then :/

[spicyicymeloncat]

Btw shout out to s13 for giving wu character development like that, it did him good

#i wish we got to see the events afterwards bc I kinda wanna see wu kick butt #like his problem is that we always see him girlfailing like all the fucking time #pilots he jumps into the underworld to lose to sans undertale #s1 he has to go find his brother bc he managed to lose lloyd in like 1 day #also he gets eaten bc that’s what his weed told him to do #s2 he’s fine. he doesn’t do much I think?? he simps for his brother’s wife which is weird tho #s3 he’s on self sacrifice number 3 and gets hacked like a computer #s4 he is just not there for most of it #s5 he is girlfailing and just watching the consequences of his mistakes rob his dad’s grave #s6 he’s like the first one to die in a horror movie #s7 he is tormented by visions of him girlfailing and goes on his self sacrifice number 4 Jesus Christ wu this is actually concerning #that’s where the ninja get it from #s8 he baby and he’s girlbossing so much better than he has ever done and will ever do #s9 he girlbosses through his childhood and into adolescence good for him #s10 does he even do anything I genuinely forgot? #s11 man done fucked up again and he feels bad abt it for like the whole season #s12 he gets fucking damselled like L L L #s13 man has to character develop bc he girlfailed too much #the Island guess who needs saving. at least he wasn’t alone #Seabound he’s got a minor role again but he gets to hang out with Ray in this one and I’m happy for him #(haven’t finished crystalised but he says fuck the police and that is so girlboss of him actually 🤩) #got carried away in the tags oops #btw this is not wu hate I love him #he’s a girlfail and that’s okay #ninjago #Ninjago wu

[mistninja]

I thought the black clover movie was going to follow the manga?????

#my bad i prob didnt pay attention #but what the fuck studio pierrot??? so when are we gonna see the rest of the story animated??? #i dont wanna read the manga the style isnt for me :/ but it looks nice in the anime #the movie looks. okay i guess #i mean its black clover its not high art jshznskznsk but it looks fun...didnt know it was a netflix release thats cool ig #should be easier to pirate

[more-than-tender-curiosity]

thoughts on the great gatsby musical (the one going to broadway next month) ?

-🎵

Words. Cannot express. My disdain. My disappointment. My general frustration with that production. I have the jeremy jordan tag blocked on tumblr now. Praying to god Miss Florence Welch pulls through with her musical. I bet SHE read the book.

#the great gatsby #jay gatsby #nick carraway #no but seriously the characterizations are horrible #putting a woman of color into a role defined by her white rich privilege is another can of worms #the songs are so mid I almost wish they were bad at least then I might listen to them as a form of self harm #and starting off with a fucking covid joke??? #are you kidding me?? #making nick this wide eyed I Wanna Be Rich Too :3c ass bitch??? #i swear to god #if I have to see that smarmy smirking bastard ass jay gatsby impostor ever again #it will be too soon #like I already have very very high standards for adaptations of anything #in this climate where people are just reusing everything remaking everything adapting everything #like mean girls the musical the movie for example. it’s a movie based off a musical based off a movie based off a book. #how many degrees of separation until we start bringing something new to the table? #I pray to god florence has an understanding of the characters and the themes and such of the novel that goes deeper than watching the #trailer for the 2000 Gatsby adaptation staring paul rudd. #now I will say a positive to be nice: pretty Nick.

[mifunebooty]

Happy one year anniversary to one of the biggest mental breakdowns of my life That made me see i have to start changing my life to better myself and my relationships with others by being responsible for my mental illness upkeep and stop living for others and live for me and now im taking film and theatre classes with a job on the side and have a short movie to my credit

#cherry says #woooo its been a year ..... #would i still do absolutely anything to take back what i did and not have wrecked that shit up badly #yes but it was my doing and my realization of the history of it caused me to see how bad my mental illness got #it is what it is but it did push me off the cliff to act and clean up myself #and none of it was fucking easy that mental rehab shit was so much work but it made me finally clean it all up #and start over and be responsible #and push myself out there #that fall semester was A LOT but i loved it i wanna stay in theatre its connections there #its like a rich fountain of connections #and you know what work creates more stuff to think about and thats okay #spring was more relaxing and i again accomplished a lot #that damn short movie y sabes que say what u will with Khalil but that there is a combo of networking #me finally being brave enough to make moves to somebody mixed with working on a movie #yea bitch...... worked on a movie before i got kissed or asked out but thats the lords doing #but i love where i am its always work its always getting up its always seeing what i need to do and fix #and its okay because its all good and everything rolls on like the great gatsby #we beat against the current bitch #im gonna go clock in now

[james-stark-the-writer]

the difference between the fourth wall breaks of something like the Deadpool movies compared to something like Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn and She-Hulk: Attorney At Law is that every joke in Deadpool feels masturbatory like the writers think they're so hilarious for doing a fourth wall break like that's never been done before whereas both of the other two not only feel right at home with the characters' personalities but are much more natural and much more well done compared to the jokes in Deadpool or its sequel. (do not get me started on Deadpool 2, the movie sucks ass in basically every way except for the characters of Domino and Yukio. every single joke in it was outdated before it was even written. they were making fucking dubstep jokes in 2018. it was a 2012-ass script made way too late and riding on the coattails of the first with even less effort into being actually good.)

but the difference between those properties is that Deadpool wants to be congratulated for being some insanely crazy shocking movie that's pissing off the studio system or whatever but every single joke in it was approved by those people because it makes them money like it's so antithetical to the entire point they're trying to make and it makes for a very infuriating watching experience sometimes. the cognitive dissonance is hard to swallow with that one. but the way BOPATFEOOHQ and She-Hulk do their bits feels so much more authentic and less self-congratulatory and also just like they're clearly done with so much more passion and effort and care? when I watch either of the Deadpool movies, I feel like I'm watching a bunch of executives jerking themselves off. when I watch the other two, I feel like I'm watching a passion project that the executives clearly didn't give a shit about and thus the creative team were actually allowed genuine creative freedom with not a lot of oversight. that's a little less true with She-Hulk (especially in terms of that glorious finale although even that feels more authentic and artist-driven than most things in either Deadpool movie. Kevin Feige's boring, sanitized ass does not have the range to do that finale) being a MCU property although Phase 4 was so fucking experimental and it was a joy to behold even if not everything hit but it's still true and more authentic for the most part. with Deadpool it feels like the only person who really really cared about it was Ryan and like maybe a few of the other actors who actually did do commendable work with what they were given but with the other two projects, it feels way more collaborative because every single person showed up and cared deeply about what they were making.

(this is an addition to the tags bc I ran out [apparently i forgot there was a 30 tag limit] but. anyway the point is. Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn is a phenomenal movie in basically every single way and you should watch it.)

#James talks #sorry I just wanna scream about how much I love BOPATFEOOHQ again #the first CBM since 2014's The Amazing Spider-Man 2 that felt more like the voice of artists than the voice of a studio. #I love Shazam but even that felt like it was a little studio driven instead of being a David F. Sandberg movie. #like BOPATFEOOHQ feels artist driven the same way The Batman does and the TASM movies do. #not to derail this tag rant but the TASM movies are Marc Webb movies through and through. #yes they have Sony's grubby hands on them with the product placement and shit but they are inseparable from Marc's vision #they are what Marc cares about more than what the studio cares about. the thematic interests are all Marc Webb. #anyway point is: more art like BOPATFEOOHQ bc it actually cares and less shit like Deadpool that is just pointing and laughing. #Deadpool feels like it's laughing at the concept of superhero media and it's a horrible boring deconstruction of it bc it doesn't get it. #it feels bad to the psyche the same way those meme disney show record scratches do— #like 'my life is kinda crazy' but it's 'ironic' now so it's 'funny'. #'see it's funny bc they're self-aware!' okay but what are they doing by being self aware??? #I'm not saying every piece of art has to be some profound exploration of whatever but Deadpool feels bad to watch in a way the others don't #BOPATFEOOHQ is actually fucking commenting on something using its gags! #the fucking 'they call her... the crossbow killer gag' is actually thematically relevant!! women telling their own stories!! #a subversive joke actually playing into the themes of the project!! imagine that! care ajf effort put into saying something!! #anyway Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn is phenomenal. #genuinely one of the greatest CBMs out there. also just a phenomenal time. even tho Parasite is a better movie overall #— BOPATFEOOHQ was my favorite movie of 2020. #some of the best action around with a great script with amazing pacing and phenomenal acting and a great score and soundtrack!! #literally nothing more to ask for. #one of my usual criteria for evaluating how good a piece of art is how much I'd add to it to help it do what it was trying to do. #like not cutting anything from it unless absolutely absolutely necessary. just adding like maybe 10-15 minutes to the runtime and— #helping maybe a few weaker elements shine more. with BOPATFEOOHQ the only change I'd make is to have more of the characters. #let us see more of Cassandra and Black Canary. more of their inner lives and backstories. #Christina Hodson tells us their stories with great efficiency and it's done really well but visually I'd just like to do more with them. #give them each maybe a 2-3 minute scene with what their daily routine is like. #maybe explore Canary's history with her mother more. see how it ties into the GCPD more effectively. #maybe actually see Cassandra's parents and how she deals with them daily instead of hearing about it from her hiding outside

[frecklystars]

I wanna see the barbie movie again today bc it's helping me A LOT but I already spent money on food and I don't wanna spend MORE money

#woof #[clenches fists] i want to see it again so bad. it is helping me so fuckign MUCH #literally nothing has helped me for a year and then barbie was like #'hey girl i know one of your ptsd triggers your abuser gave you is the color you see in this movie literally the pinkest film of all time' #'im going to fix you im going to make you feel so safe like your abuser doesnt even exist bitch im going to make you love pink again' #and i say yes maam miss margot robbie thank you miss margot robbie while buying ticket after ticket #i have seen the movie every day at least once since its release 3 days ago #and ive seen it a total of 4 times and i wanna see it. AGAIN #i cant tell u how refreshing its been to look at characters and not immediately think that they want to physically hurt me #for over a year!!!! ive had no relief!!!! but then these two show up!!!! and i finally feel some sense of peace!!!! #i dont know how long this will last bc its not a hyperfixation but its at least SOMETHING #even if i only get a week of relief i will fucking TAKE IT #even if all of these good feelings go away in a week i dont care i dont care i just Need This So Bad #i will cherish this however long it lasts