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hi jessie do you have elektra and daken headcanons?

of course i do and its fake that theyre not canon and that elektra hasnt met logan’s kids

he’d try the pheromones thing but he’d fail because when elektra had to fight kilgrave she literally just held her breath for the entire duration. and also she would know EXACTLY what he was up to. she’d just be like….. you’re logan’s son you’re like the weird nephew i didn’t ask for of course i don’t wanna sleep with you

she’d maybe try to defend logan to him and obviously that wouldnt go so well. theyd probs end up fighting but when she sees how Deeply Fucked Up he is and when he sees that she could kick his ass and deserves his respect… they would MAYBE put the sharp things away

theyd have some very interesting conversations imo because like.. elektra saved logan from his beserker side and taught him to repress it. and daken always talks about how he’s not logan because he’s smarter and less animal

the natural ‘do wrong by laura and i will shove your fancy claws up your ass’ talk. that bit in thor 2 where the warriors 3 tell loki theyre gonna kill him if he betrays thor??? that is everyone @ daken re: laura

theyve both been dead twice and theyve both been incredibly dramatic about it. them being dramatic together would be too powerful

daken would be pretty intrigued by all of the hand stuff. he probably knows a fair bit already even if just from logan. his natural approach would be hmm im gonna take over for power because thats what i do but idk i think he’d eventually see them for the threat they are that cant be controlled and theyd go on anti hand missions

‘‘daken meet elektra shes a very good friend’‘ ‘‘wow i cannot believe all these people that shower so regularly are friends with you’‘

at the end of the day tho she would absolutely not tolerate daken’s logan slander because he’s very important to her and he’s only ever done right by her so there would be a lot of arguments re: that. elektra knows logan’s a bit of a mess but the basis of their relationship is that they dont hold stuff against one another so she would be KNIFE EMOJI

both have a connection to the mothers they never met and probabaly should have died whilst in the womb so there’d definitely be some understanding there?? more on elektra’s part i guess because daken has the emotional intelligence of a spoon when it comes to himself

undercover missions w both of them in the most expensive designer clothing they could find. the hottest and most powerful murder team

theyre both pretentious and smart. elektra would start reading some deep philosophy book to kill the time and daken would arrive with opinions. both of them are literature snobs and neither will back down

disaster bisexuals that fool people into thinking theyre distinguished bisexuals

he’d play the matt card at some point to try and get under her skin but she’d just be like…. nice try do you really think you’re the first person to try that one

as much as she would be fighting logan’s corner i think she would also to some extent GET why he is the way he is??? like he tries to oppose himself to his father and not be his father and elektra has something like that too in a way. she tries to distance herself from matt and her past and neither of them really can no matter how hard they try. so that’d be an….. interesting topic. naturally she’d be the more reasonable one like “yeah we can’t get away from all that shit but we also don’t have to be tied down by it” “yeah i’m still gonna kill wolverine tho”

he’d bring up her daddy issues the SECOND he found out abt them and she’d just look him dead in the eyes like….. “bitch do you of all people want to talk about daddy issues” “…that’s fair”

if she explained what she did for logan re: getting him out of his beserker mess he’d probably get her to do the same for him in a way??? like as a contingency because he’s so anti being anything like his dad. she’d just teach him to chill the fuck out and think about things instead of being all anger and emotion because like he DOES think he thinks a lot he’s very smart but when certain buttons are pressed he becomes a huge dumbass and dedicates all of his functions towards murder. where elektra doesn’t have that like someone could roast her right to her face about everything that hurts her but no one would ever KNOW that it hurt and like i said he’s smart as fuck so he wouldnt turn down the opportunity to learn

she’d be like logan in that she’s not afraid to say anything to him like he thinks he’s great and brilliant and beautiful and he is but he’s also a lil dumb!!! and he’s been manipulated!!! and he would NOT like that at all. but it wouldn’t be in a particularly malicious way or just trying to get a rise out of him it’d be like “these are your issues i have the same ones but i know how to deal w them” and he’s logical and he might not like getting help but i think EVENTUALLY he’d be like…. ok lets see what you can do for me

TLDR on the surface i think theyd maybe a lil petty w sly digs at one another because flirting wouldnt work on her and threats wouldnt work on him so they’d be kind of at an impasse but ultimately they have more in common than either of them would think?? theyd HATE it but theyd grow to respect one another. begrudgingly

#anonymous #q & a #IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ASK FOR MONTHS but it was half answered in my drafts i am usless but i love these bi murderers

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