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#I WAS RUNNING ERRANDS
kaijuno · 1 year
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I took an adderall and went shopping and did my taxes and filled out more disability paperwork and called a lawyer about it and got gas and the mail and I did all of it before noon what the fuck is this what it’s supposed to fucking be like???? Shit is this easy for y’all??? God damn. God fucking damn it I’m pissed I’ve been on hard mode this WHOLE FUCKING TIME????
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creepybtch · 2 years
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Well. I guess they were fighting several hours ago. Lol
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mortyenthusiast · 3 months
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daftmooncretin · 3 months
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if kirk and spock were living in our time they would be riding around on a single e-scooter but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.
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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!
#cats#ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial#information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol#but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm#The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s#I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old#ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find#The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market#as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol#AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over#and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the#entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed#the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish#everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...
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hypewinter · 1 year
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It's finally getting warmer where I'm at! So to celebrate me already dying even though it's not even that hot yet (I'm weak sue me) have some summer Danny prompts!
It's so hot that Danny's ice core is kicking into overdrive in order to cool himself down. So no one can really blame him for diving into an empty pool and splashing around a bit. How was he supposed to know this pool was owned by a billionaire and his gaggle of kids? And why do they keep referring to him as "adoption bait"?
Danny becomes Captain Cold's apprentice. Why? Because when he's around him, he doesn't have to exert his ice core as much. Besides it's fun coming up with elaborate plans and monologues. And Captain Cold doesn't tend to harm anyone. For those that are in harms way on occasion, Danny can save them no problem. Without his employer noticing of course. Meanwhile Flash is Concerned TM about this kid who keeps following Snart around.
There is an ice cream truck that randomly appears around the country. Apparently the guy who owns it can make any flavor ice cream. You want triple chocolate cake ice cream? You got it. A whole thanksgiving feast as your flavor? No problem. Heck, there was even one kid who asked for sidewalk flavor as a joke. Next thing he knew, he was presented with a grey scoop in a cone. It was absolutely fascinating and whenever the truck appeared, kids would always scramble over themselves to get some. One day, the truck appears outside Mount Justice.
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tapeworrmart · 1 month
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He's having fun
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camtot · 1 month
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The feeling of buying yourself a little treat
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catmanbowser · 6 months
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I tried drawing them in the pre timeskip art style or..close enough to it..
ALSO nami is NOT groping robin’s ass i swear!!1!! ITS BECAAUSE I DIDNT WANNA DRAW HANDS…….
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bunabi · 11 days
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I ended up going outside after all 🥺 the eclipse and the brief high of communal awe & wonder at nature was very cozy
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arthursfuckinghat · 2 months
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Javier jumpscare while I was hunting bison (he scared them all away)
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tinyshinysylveon · 1 year
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Buddy Daddies Episode 6 Moments  (ˊ•͈ ◡ •͈ˋ)
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t00thpasteface · 3 months
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ladies, please! let's not lose our heads!
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bruciemilf · 2 months
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I can’t explain how fucking inconvenient a lack of local transport is
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I have..... an unbelievable amount of post-stream admin work but I took a half hour break bc the memory leakage problem was making my tower pc literally unusable
and I am like a shark that has stopped swimming
I do not think
I can get anything else done tonight
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lousysharkbutt · 10 months
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thanks everyone for reminding me that i'm supposed to be posting LMAO
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