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#I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS EVERRRR
smfstump · 1 year
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i fucking love planetary (go!) FUCK
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bricknees · 2 months
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it seemed a lot of people liked the brother-in-law merle headcanons and a couple of people like the idea of uncle merle, so... let's talk about how you and daryl make merle an uncle :)
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• you get pregnant not long after the group settles in alexandria
• merle keeps his distance from you while you're pregnant
• your hormones are all over the place, you go from laughing to crying at the drop of a dime, and any time he opens his mouth around you, he's always saying the wrong thing
• daryl has to play mediator so that you don't kill him, even though sometimes daryl considers doing it himself
• like when merle mentioned how big you were getting during your second trimester... *sigh*
• you cried
• daryl snapped
• it was... not a good day
• so he stays away for the most part, asking daryl when he wants to know how you're doing. he occasionally brings you some snacks that he must have stolen from the pantry, but you're always too hungry to care about how he got them
• first time merle actually calls you his sister out loud is after you've given birth and he holds his niece for the first time
• "atta girl, baby sister. you did real good."
• he is BEAMIIIINNGGG
• his eyes are just a little wet because the air is dry, that's all...
• he had wanted a nephew so bad, but the second he sees her, his heart grows three times it's size
• he was convinced that dixons could only make boys, but here he is holding a little dixon girl, daryl's babygirl, and she's the most precious thing he's ever seen
• constant jokes about needing a paternity test
• "i'm just saying, that nose is lookin' more like mine than yours, maybe your girl slipped into the wrong bed one night-" "shut the hell up, merle"
• merle always gives you a little wink to show he's just being an ass and not actually accusing you of such a thing
• which daryl knows. it doesn't annoy him any less, though
• never allowed to babysit EVERRRR. if your daughter isn't with aunt carol or aunt maggie, then she's at the grimes house. merle always has choice words about it
• okay, well... he babysits a couple times. and your daughter was returned back each time covered in dirt. one time merle carries her up to the door with wet pant legs pulled up to her knees and bits of leaves still strewn in her hair
• "oh... you had a fun time with uncle merle, huh?" "damn right she did, mamas. taught 'er how to catch frogs. babydoll, tell yer mama what a frog says!" "bib-bit!" "she's learnin'."
• saying the name merle is too complicated for your daughter's limited articulation, so she just calls him 'unca' while she's learning to talk.
• when your daughter DOES start to articulate...
• "son of a bitch!" "bitch!" "ha! that was good! wait- nah, nah, don't say that- aw, shit..." "shit!" "no!"
• he refuses to own up to it
• "merle! why's my daughter cursin' like a fuckin' sailor?" "well, darleena, sounds to me like she's gettin' it from you!"
• he's the favorite uncle (after aaron - your daughter adores aaron)
• rick's lowkey offended by it and tries to subtly bribe your daughter into saying she likes him more
• "uncle dick!"
• ...
• "... are you kiddin' me?" "don't know where she learned that from. must be a good judge'a character."
little bonus that doesn't have to do with uncle merle: it's really up to you, but i like to think that you and daryl would have agreed to name your daughter beth 🥺 you would have suggested the name, knowing that part of daryl never really healed after her death, and he would freeze. forgets how to breathe for a second as the memories wash over him. and then he would blink really fast as he feels his eyes start to water and he'd give you that soft little nod he does when he's trying not to cry. PLEASE- 😭
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babyleostuff · 8 months
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Ok ok but how cute would they be when you try to teach them how to make your favorite comfort foods, i feel like there would be so much playful banter
oh my god, i love you so much for this request this is the cutest shit everrrr 😭 i low key cried while writing this, cuz i'm never going to experience this (i'm really fighting for my life here)
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CHOI SEUNGCHEOL 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d probably whine at some point that it’s to complicated and that he’s already lost, but at the same time he’d fight you for the knife, because he insists that it’s too dangerous for you to chop the ingredients on your own 
𓆩♡𓆪 when you get past the whining stage though, he’d be actually so excited to learn how to make your comfort food, and (he would not admit this) for some reason he was very touched by the fact that you wanted to show him how to do it 
𓆩♡𓆪 because it surely must be very personal to you, and the fact that you want to share it with him??? His tummy is all warm and fuzzy from the amount of love he has for you 
𓆩♡𓆪 but then again, he’d randomly tell you that you’re doing something wrong and how you’re supposed to do it, which shut up Choi Seungcheol
𓆩♡𓆪 you actually called him by his full name once and he got whiny again 
YOON JEONGHAN 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d try to gaslight you that he already know how to make it, which??? how??? 
𓆩♡𓆪 you’d drag him to the kitchen and tell him to make it then, to which he’d just give you his sweetest smile and say that he was just joking - nothing new when it comes to your “devil dressed in a disguise of an angel” boyfriend 
𓆩♡𓆪 but that would be the perfect opportunity to actually teach him how to cook your comfort food, so you’d put on some music, give him one of your matching aprons and get to work 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d question everything you were doing, acting as if he was the pro here, but anytime you’d turn back to him, again, he’d have his sweet smile on his face, acting as if he wasn’t just bossing you around 
𓆩♡𓆪 but after some time, he’d get really invested in the cooking and he’d abandon the teasing to actually focus on you and how you were explaining everything so patiently, looking so happy to teach him how to cook your favourite food 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d be the type to roll up your sleeves and kiss your forehead, while still focusing on what you were doing, just because he didn’t want to miss any of the steps 
HONG JOSHUA 
𓆩♡𓆪 you’d think that it would be just a normal afternoon cooking time with Joshua, where you’d spend some nice quality time together, make your favourite food and listen to some comforting music, while you did all of the corny relationship things, right? 
𓆩♡𓆪 wrong 
𓆩♡𓆪 for some reason, the one time that you actually wanted to show him something important and dear to you, he decided to pull out the most random moves on you 
𓆩♡𓆪 it’s not that he ignored the fact that you were about to teach him how to cook your comfort food, no - he loved it, but why make it an ordinary cooking session, when he can make it fun and very much unforgettable? 
𓆩♡𓆪 so when you’d try to show him one of the steps, he’d take the ingredient and do something very much questionable, while having the prettiest smile on his face and saying “look at this, darling”
𓆩♡𓆪 in the end, not only did you teach him how to cook your comfort food, but it turned out to be one of the best and fun dates you’ve ever had 
WEN JUNHUI 
𓆩♡𓆪 I don’t know why, but I feel like he would giggle at everything that you were doing??? You could literally be cutting a steak with a machete, and he’d still laugh??? I don’t know, but I’m sure he’d be all giggly and smiley if you’d drag him to the kitchen, trying to persuade him to cook with you
𓆩♡𓆪 but he wouldn’t be able to say “no” to you (he never is)
𓆩♡𓆪 the moment he messes up, he turns into the poutiest baby, apologising for doing it wrong, but when you mess something up - he just straight up laughs in your face, which is so not amusing Wen Junhui (but then he does something wrong again, and you laugh at him in revenge)
𓆩♡𓆪 still, he’d try his best to focus and follow your directions, looking at you and mirroring your movements carefully, as to not mess up your comfort food, that he knew was important to you 
𓆩♡𓆪 no matter how it turned out in the end, you were still proud of him for even trying and grateful that he found some time in his crazy schedules to do it with you 
KWON SOONYOUNG 
𓆩♡𓆪 we know he doesn’t quite know how to use a kettle properly, so putting him in the kitchen is a bit questionable, but you thought it would be a fun activity to cook together, especially because you’d teach him how to cook something that is important to you
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d really try to keep up with you, looking frantically around the kitchen with wide eyes, acting as if never had to cook before (at some point he’d try doing something to make you laugh, but he accidentally knocked over the flour, so the kitchen ended up looking like a big mess)
𓆩♡𓆪 to be honest, he lost the grip on what you were doing after adding like the second ingredient, so he just decided to improvise and see what happens, which led to you chasing him around the house with a kitchen cloth 
𓆩♡𓆪 but you knew he tried, he really did, and he put a lot of love into the making, so no matter how it turned out it, the most important thing was, that it was made with love 
JEON WONWOO
𓆩♡𓆪 okay, making him cook is a dangerous thing and Wonwoo in the kitchen usually equals disaster, but you really wanted to teach him (+ you’d get to spend some quality time together) 
𓆩♡𓆪 you’d tell him to get some salt to which he’d pull out a bag of sugar, BUT to his defence he forgot to wear his glasses, so he couldn’t really tell the difference (at some point he also almost burned the pot and you almost threw him out of the kitchen)
𓆩♡𓆪 but after a while he got a hang of it, and actually started doing a good job, so as a reward you decided to peck his cheek anytime he got something right - which wasn’t the best idea, because he got so distracted every time you did it 
𓆩♡𓆪 also, when you fed him small spoons to check if everything was good, his answer was always “tasty” 
𓆩♡𓆪 but to be fair, it really was tasty, and because Wonwoo was so proud of himself, he was flexing for the next week how good of a cook he was (you did most of the work, but that made no difference to him) 
LEE JIHOON
𓆩♡𓆪 when you proposed teaching him how to make your comfort food he simply nodded, trying to act indifferent, but the slight blush that adorned his cheeks didn’t go unnoticed by you 
𓆩♡𓆪 he was actually a lot more focused on the cooking than you thought he’d be, which made you so happy, you couldn’t stop smiling the whole time
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d turn on some music, and you’d fall into a comfortable conversation, making sure that he was getting everything right from time to time 
𓆩♡𓆪 at one point, you tried to open a jar, which you were struggling with, and instead of helping you Jihoon stood by, his arms crossed across his chest, looking all smug (are you trying to flex sir?)
𓆩♡𓆪 you had no other choice but to give him the jar, which he opened with ease (who would’ve guessed)
𓆩♡𓆪 at the end, he even suggested himself that you should do it again some other time, trying to act as nonchalant as he could - despite that, the happiness was so prominent on his face :(((
XU MINGHAO 
𓆩♡𓆪 you know that soft smile Minghao has when he looks at his members - that smile would be apparent on his face for the whole time that you were cooking, and even after when you were eating it on the sofa, cuddled under a blanket 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d be attentive to your every move, but at the same time he’d tease the shit out of you (I’m sorry, how am I supposed to hold the spoon according to you Minghao?)
𓆩♡𓆪 but you knew that it was all for fun and games, because would he roll up your sleeves if he didn’t love you? Would he hold your hair back anytime you’d lean over the pot? Would he put his arm around your waist when he was standing closer to you? 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d also blow at the spoon anytime you wanted to try the food to see if it was okay 
𓆩♡𓆪 you’d probably giggle a lot about some random stuff, slowly realising how domestic you were being, which made you both a bit shy, because you both knew that this is how you’d love to spend everyday 
KIM MINGYU  
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d act all Gordon Ramsey on you and try to teach you how to make your comfort food. Which, excuse you Kim Mingyu??? 
𓆩♡𓆪 but seriously though, he’d be over the moon, because well - he loves cooking for you, and now he’d be able to make that one special dish that always brightens up even the gloomiest days for you 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d be so so so focused on you and what you were doing, so that he would get everything right later on
𓆩♡𓆪  it’d be so adorable, honestly - he’d have like this cute little pout, while his eyes would follow your every move and he’d ask a bunch of questions and ughhhhhh
𓆩♡𓆪 at some point he’d try to make it corny as well, like wrapping his arms around your waist from the back, putting his head in the crook of your neck or on top of your head, kissing your cheek from time to time 
𓆩♡𓆪 Kim Mingyu focus, it’s not the time for your puppy-like behaviour 
LEE SEOKMIN 
𓆩♡𓆪 the amount of love he’d pour into making your comfort food is astronomical - he is so focused on doing everything perfectly, because it’s your comfort food, and it makes you happy, so he has to get everything perfectly
𓆩♡𓆪 but you’d have to take some breaks in between, because his attention span is rather short
𓆩♡𓆪 at one point he just randomly started singing and dancing to “Fighting”, because he was struggling with something, which okay??? Everyone has their ways of dealing with stuff, I guess
𓆩♡𓆪 and because he is so random with his antics, once, he spooked you to the point where you dropped a bowl full of ingredients to the ground 
𓆩♡𓆪 but over all, you had such a great time and you were laughing so much to the point where your stomachs were aching, but you wouldn’t have it any other way
BOO SEUNGKWAN 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d make the whole experience so funny, there would be a second where you didn’t want to crumble from all the laughing 
𓆩♡𓆪 even when he was silently judging your ingredient choices, giving you his famous side eye, you laughed so much to the point where your stomach ached (in the best way possible) 
𓆩♡𓆪 when you insisted he was doing something wrong, he threw a tantrum, waving the spoon, causing some of the food to land on the walls
𓆩♡𓆪 and he never touched the spoon again, so you ended up doing most of the work yourself 
𓆩♡𓆪 but that didn’t change the fact that he was paying attention to your every move, and he was already planning when he’d make you your comfort food by himself to surprise you 
CHWE VERNON
𓆩♡𓆪 you’d have to write him a manual on how to use the kitchen and a VERY specific recipe (at least two pages long), before he even stepped into the room (otherwise it would end with a fire)
𓆩♡𓆪 did someone say fire??? Uh, take off your mask now / 이제는 해제 now, it's time to dance now, uh (ooh-ooh!)
𓆩♡𓆪 even if he can’t cook and does not do it often, he’d really try doing his best - like, just take a second to imagine his confused, yet focused face (he’s the babiest of them all, I can’t anymore), and you’d have to be very patient with him, but it’s okay, because he’s trying :(((
𓆩♡𓆪  he would constantly be asking questions, and nudging you with his shoulder to get your attention, so you could check if he wasn’t messing anything up
𓆩♡𓆪 and even if he was, if he added too much or too little of something, you’d still tell him how great of a job he was doing
𓆩♡𓆪 it made him so smiley, and he blushed a little at your words :(((((
LEE CHAN 
𓆩♡𓆪 oh, he was so happy when you suggested that some time you could try teaching him how to make your comfort food, to which he went “some time? Let’s do it now”, and he dragged you to the kitchen himself 
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d take it so seriously, even when you assured him that he doesn’t have to get everything perfect, as long as it’s edible it’s fine, but he insisted (he’s such a perfectionist, I swear) that he has to get everything right 
𓆩♡𓆪 guys, I can practically hear his laugh echoing in your kitchen when you joke around
𓆩♡𓆪 then again, Chan isn't the best cook out there, so there were times where you just wanted to laugh at him for being so clumsy and oblivious, but he looked way too cute for you to do that 
𓆩♡𓆪 so you just stuck to helping him out (also the way he smiles when you put your hands around his waist to guide him, I NEED HELP)
𓆩♡𓆪 he’d spoon feed you after, because why not 
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str0l0gy · 1 year
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ONE VOICE, TWO PHONES
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IN WHICH riki messed up the relationship he had with you because of a dumb mistake. you saw how he tried to talk to you everyday but you turned down each attempted. until one afternoon he managed to convince you to keep talking to him by leaving voicemails for him. but only on one condition, he doesn’t get to talk back.
DAY 1. FIRST VOICEMAIL, KINDA NERVOUS.
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8:03 P.M.
Riki’s phone rung from his desk. He felt the speed of his heartbeat increase, it was a mix of relief and anticipation. His first instinct was to pick it up, but he froze before he could. Your contact on his phone was still the same as before, he never changed it. He couldn’t bring himself to do it. It stopped ringing before he got a notification that he got a voicemail.
Oh fuck… umm, heyy… I don’t know how to start this.
Hoarse. Your voice was still hoarse after all this time. He noticed when he broke up with you that your voice was all raspy and hoarse as if you’d been crying for an eternity… It hurt. The fact that he caused her pain hurt him. He was thankful that at least he got to listen to you talk to him, even if it’s through voicemails.
Uhh… this is kinda awkward but fuck it I guess. What can I talk about… hmm… Oh! Firstly, I wanna tell you to never ever ever everrrr respond to these voicemails, nor call me, nor answer my phone calls, nor talk to me in person... Umm, moving on…
You laughed and he found himself chuckling at your awkwardness as well.
I really wished you hadn’t done what you did…
The sudden drop of your voice made him quickly stop. His smile dropped.
No- I wish I hadn’t walked on you two. That you kept it a secret and I found out by someone else. I want to say I hate you for that… but I can’t. I could never. I just… Sigh. Wish I didn’t find out like his.
Syuuri is a beautiful girl… And I don’t blame you for liking her-
You choked on your words, something you did when you wanted to cry or when you were very upset. He shook his head in disappointment in himself.
But it still hurts, you know? And I know we were on a break or whatever but it doesn’t minimize the pain I feel because of it. I want to say that I want to know how long it’s been going on, but I really don’t want to know. I hope it wasn’t that long before you got caught.
There was a short pause. A tear slipped out of his eyes, rolling down his cheek. He closed his eyes shut in attempted of suppressing the following tears. He failed.
I don’t wanna end this voicemail badly so I’ll tell you something good… umm, I got into my dream college! I found out in March… Kinda scared but happy. I don’t wanna leave Japan, but I’m so excited for graduation. Oh! And, by the way, I’ll only send voicemails until the day before graduation because I have to get over you somehow… I can’t keep talking to you like this, if not I’ll never do get over you. You laugh softly.
Graduation was eight days away. His heart ached at the fact that this was a voicemail. He yearns for the feeling of your voice in real-time. In person.
Maybe I’ll say goodbye to you in person? You know… before I stop talking to you completely. No promises, though… Anyways, get some rest, I’ll send you a voicemail tomorrow. Bye-bye!
The fact that you decided to do this arrangement with him even after all the pain gave him a sense of relief and comfort. Even if he couldn’t say anything back to you, and even if he couldn’t comfort you. It was a bittersweet feeling.
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gimmeurtmi · 1 year
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I feel like this would be most mornings with them since they’re both early risers 😂 min would be soooo impatient if he woke up before you like he’d admire how peaceful you look for a second before he’d start his loud whining and waking you up so you’d give him attention or keep him company while he makes breakfast for you. But like Sung would either wake you up really soft or just dog pile on top of you which is another way Min wakes and gets riled up akkakka
Also yessss we can bc his smile is the most precious thing everrrr 🥹🥹
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omg so so true!! minho would love just looking at you two sleeping soundly if he wakes up first. and i think honestly if he was waking you up he’d brush your cheek softly and then slowly get louder and louder. he’d never want to scare you two awake but he loves how you both tell him to shut up and seung probably tries and pull him into the pile if he really wants to keep sleeping. he would never yell you away (like he did chan in that one skzcode) but he’d act as if that’s exactly what he does.
hhhhh seung just plopping on top of you and it’s sweet and cute until you complain you can’t breathe like this and seung doesn’t budge so you start kicking ur feet and minho was kinda awake but not really so he opens his eyes and yells at you two to be quiet which just causes seung to smirk at you and promptly move over to pile on min and you join him and you’re both squished on top of him and minho “pushes you away” with his loudness but actually he’s got a hand on each of you making sure you stay close. ugh.
but bc they’re early risers i imagine they’d get up quick too and cuddle mornings are much more rare. maybe a few minutes max each morning and then seung complains min is too loud and goes to take a shower or min has to go to the gym and wakes you guys with him (he claims it’s so he can be annoying but it’s actually bc you both don’t like waking up when he’s gone). you three would rather spend a few minutes enjoying ur morning coffees together in the kitchen than cuddling. cuddling is for the evening when you are unwinding in bed after a long day.
minho is so chatty and seung loves playing with his hair while he talks and you love getting in heated discussions about things that happened that day to each of you and that’s when it’s just a pile of limbs and the chatting gets more and more mumbled until seung turns off the lights and says goodnight but you and min are still blabbering away and seung acts like he’s gone to bed but will still be chuckling along or interjecting into the conversation all while running his hands up and down your back like you like and scratching min’s scalp like he likes. hhhhhhhhh
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alex-supremacy4 · 1 month
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"get over i-" NAO!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT ! I REFUSE TO.
"why don't you just shut up about th-" NAOOO, YOU SUHT THE FUCKBUP!!!! I WILL NEVER GET OVER JIM CALLING RICHIE BABY B AND RICHIE SMILING AT HIM. I WILL NEVER GET OVER RICHIE TRYING TO HELP JIM GET TO THE CHURCH BEFORE MIDNIGHT WHEN HE RECOGNIZED THAT IT WAS HIM AND GETTIJG HIM TO THE CHURCH WILL END EVERYTHING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW, PROTECTING JIM WHEN IT CAME TO RILEY BEING THE ASSHOLE HE IS AND THREATENING TO SHOOT HIM IF HE EVEN DARES TO TOUCH JIM. DONT YOU FUCOING TOUCH HIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER GET OVER THEIR MATCHING BELT BUCKLES (or somethijg). I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW RICHIE TALKED ABOUT JIM, SAYING THAT JIM MADE TIME JUST FOR HIM AND RICHIE. I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW THE ACTIONS RICHIE DID WERE SIMILAR TO JIM'S, TAKING AFTER HIM. I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW WHEN RICHIE WON, HE DID THE EXACT SAME THINGS JIM DID BEFORE DRIVING OFF. "THERE AINT NO STOP SIGNS ON THE BLACK ROAD 🗣🗣🔥⁉️" FUCK YOOOOOOOU IM NEVER GONNA GET OVER IT EVERRRR!!!!
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I just saw this on IG and I thought it was really cute, so I was thinking about this little concept 🥰
Maybe reader has a little sister or niece and Matty adores her, so he'd ask his gf to bring the little girl to their dates from time to time. He'd take the girls to the funfair, buy sweets for the little girl and reader'd be like "Mathewww, you know she's not allowed to eat sweets after x hours" and Matty'd be like "so? No one has to know, it's our secret lol".
He becomes bff with the little girl, he'd convince her to tell him a secret from his gf and I'm exchange he'd buy whatever new toy she has her eyes on. I just know he'd spoil that little girl, he'd always bring a present when they're going out with the kid. It'd be like his beforehand training to become dad!Matty🥰
PLEAASEEEE THIS IS THE SOFTEST THING EVERRRR. those pics are so fuckin cute. I don’t have any maternal instincts but seeing Matty with children always makes me want one :(
And THAT CONCEPT?! HOLY SHIT YESSSS. I have an uncle who is only, like, 8 years older than me (my mom had me really young) so, he was just about becoming a human when I was a young child. And my mom couldn’t afford childcare so she let him babysit me all the time. We were best friends for yeaaaarssss as a result. I liked him cuz he never talked down to me and stuff. And he taught me to play videos games, download music off the internet (it was the early 2000s shut up) and all that cool adult stuff that nobody else wanted to include me in. And whenever I wanted a toy, a book, or to see a movie or whatever. My parents would say no but he would say yes LMAO.
I just know Matty would be exactly like that. Like the kid would go to him to ask for stuff. Or for him to take her places. Or if she comes around his place and he’s playing video games with George, he puts her in his seat and hands her the controls and shows her how to kick George’s ass at the game. And he would legit ask her about her day and listen and ask follow up questions whenever she would tell him the boring details of her tea party or some silly stuff like that. He would 100% let her do his nails and put butterfly clips in his hair 💗💗💗 ughhhh Matty let me have your babies.
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ithinkabouttzu · 1 year
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Hello my dear!! Since you were stuck between 2 for my TP ship, i thought I'd put in for Round 2 please haha 🤭 You already have my description! I'm so excited to see what you come up with!! 💖
Tysm for all the hard work & time you put in!! 🫶🏼
Yes thank you for your request again lovely!!! 💗
I ship you with….
Eugene Sledge!
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song recommendation: Beautiful- Bazzi
- Okay I Think we all kinda saw this coming tbh 😭like you guys just make so much sense together, it would almost be wrong NOT to ship you with him LOL
- i’m sensing a bestfriends to lovers trope for sureeee
- you guys would probably meet each other through mutually friends, like his friends are friends with yours and one day out you guys end up all meeting up and hanging out, when he met you though, his jaw would be to the actual floor, he would think you are so beautiful and angelic, like an angel almost “Hi, I’m Eugene” with the biggest doe eyes everrrr, he would be so nice and cute that whole day, like if you need anything ever he would be at your beckon call
- by the end of the day when you guys parted ways, Sid would be teasing him like “Genes gotta crush” and he wouldn’t even try and protest against it, because, well, he does in fact have a huge crush on you, and to sid, genes silence said a lot about how much he really liked you, “why didn’t you ask her out then if you really liked her?”
- After a little conspiring between the two boys, they both came up with the conclusion that he would ask you out the next time all of you guys hung out, and sid would be his official hype man (ofc)
- When the time came and it was time for him to ask you out, he completely froze, like he couldn’t say anything, the fear of you rejecting him completely held him back from saying anything to you, at the end of the night you’d ask him, “Are you mad at me? Did I do something? You haven’t talked to me all night”
- And that’s when he knew he really fucked up, that last thing he ever ever wanted was for you to think he was mad at you, “no, no never, i j-just-” and that’s when you finally shut him up with a kiss, funny thing is, sid had already told you prior about Genes crush on you and the plan to ask you out, “If he gets nervous just kiss em or something!” and so that’s exactly what you did
- actually the cutest couple ever, you guys would be so good for each other, and both of you even the other one out so well, like yin and yang, you both teach each other how to be better people and those kinda relationships are always so healthy!
- let’s also talk about how good of a bf he is to you, like he’s so secure and warm, whenever you’re having a bad day, you can always go to him, plus he can definitely understand when you have bad anxiety sometimes or really just all of the bad things that do come with ptsd, you guys would be each others rock in moments like those
- Gene is the walking definition of, “ If he wanted to, he would” because this man never fails to try and make you feel like a queen everyday you’re with him, yk how some bfs will start to get “comfy” after awhile and completely forget to bring flowers, or open doors, or any of the little things like that? yeah gene will ALWAYS do those things for you, he proves that chivalry is not dead yet 😭
- Dude we all know gene doesn’t really like fighting, like bar fights are overrated as hell to him, but say you guys are out at a bar or something, and snafu makes a comment abt you that makes you extremely uncomfortable, Gene is literally gonna beat the shit outta him, like no one talks about his bae ever, even if they might not expect it, he will get ACTIVE for his girl 👏🏼
- it might not be super visible, but gene is sooo passionate for you, like he would honestly do anything for you, he would take a bullet for you if he had too, his love for you runs DEEP and he shows that to you everyday in so many different ways
- you make this man NERVOUS, like you are so sexy and fun, you give him a full on fever sometimes, and he is constantly wondering to himself how he landed such a pretty girl like you
- and don’t even get me started on when you are dancing around him, or wearing some sort of revealing clothing, his whole heart literally stops, no words can come out of his mouth, The expression on his face is pure awe, his face would get as red as his hair, and he would suddenly get so shy, like he would be starstruck seeing you like that
- you guys would be a dog family, it would be so cute, just like you guys settling down on the country side, with a bunch of animals, maybe even a few kids, y’all’s family would be so nice and warm to be around, everyone in the whole community would like you guys
- some nights, it’s hard for him to sleep, his ptsd really comes in unsteady motions, and some of those times are at night, right before he goes to bed, and when that happens you guys usually stay up together and talk about all sorts of things, just to take both of your minds somewhere else and maybe on some nights you guys will even go out for a drive, and just enjoy the nice night breeze
- both of you are always willing to stand up for what’s right, that’s why you guys are such a good couple, if someone is being mistreated and one of you see it, one of you is gonna say something, while the other is going to be backing them up 100%
- canon: okay imagine you and gene have a kid, and that kid comes home with a black eye or something, and they tell you and gene that they’ve been getting bullied at their school, you and gene will IMMEDIATELY go up to that school looking for that kid 😭 Gene will be the one trying to talk to the faculty, like cussing them out, while you’re trying to find the little shit that punched your kid LOL
- okay, so here me out, but i think you would introduce him to true crime, and true crime series and stuff like that, and he would enjoy it so much, on each others free time both of you could watch a whole season of a true crime series if y’all’d wanted to
- canon: one night, while you guys are out at a bar, you are just dancing, having a ball, but for Gene, he hasn’t danced ONCE, all bc he is a little mortified to embarrass himself and doesn’t want you to think he’s weird, you would say something like later into the night “Why aren’t you dancing with me?” and he would be like “I don’t really know how to” and you would be teaching him all the fun dances and dance moves, and by the end of the night he’d thank you for helping him get out of his comfort zone
- on special occasions, or even on random days, he would write you a small romantic poem, it would be so nicely written and heartfelt, that’s one of the little special thing he does for you, because you are so special to him, this man loves you with his whole heart and would do anything to see your beautiful self happy
Thank you again for your request lovely!! I hope you enjoy!! 💛
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hibiscusol · 1 month
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i finished little monsters. favorite book everrrr. i will never shut up about this
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paleclementine · 1 month
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hi I'm sorry it's been so long. I was in a really bad headspace all throughout February and binged five out of seven days of the week, cried a lot, and hated myself for not being able to starve. And I did try to starve; that's what triggered my binges. there's also the fact that Braden messaged me out of nowhere which made me spiral and. I don't know. there was a lot. I am glad Braden doesn't hate me but I resent him for reaching out and pretending nothing had happened between us. Which I told him. Whether that was a mistake or not, I'm not sure, but I'm glad I spoke my mind at the very least and reminded him that he was a shitbag to me, regardless of if it makes me seem like I'm still hung up on things.
School is also hell. Is there such thing as early onset senioritus? I've gotten back into watching Ryan Twomey's van life videos and I am fully dedicated to getting a job this summer and saving up to do that. I want to be a cart girl. and if I have to, I'll be a server. I need to save up 2,000 to be able to do van life once I graduate and not touch it at all. Um. yeah. But school is hell and classes are worse. I hate everyone around me and I wish everyone would just shut the fuck up all the time. especially my professor. :( he's really dumb and super opinionated and it bothers me because I never agree with him, like, everrrr. He is hypocritical. Um. We're reading about a book today that he says is "problematic" but he's just fucking stupid. i'm trying not to care but I just get really mad when people are wrong but truly believe that they are right (especially when it's an opinion!).
Spring break was really nice :) it got me out of my bad headspace. I liked being with my family even though hailey was kind of mean a lot and I binged for two days BUT the sandwiches were literally the best sandwiches I've ever had. I'd love to have one right now. I've started my diet again, and that's okay. I just have to stick to it and I'll lose weight, also I'm only weighing myself once a week from now on.
getting pissed, bad headspace because I'm in this stupid fucking class. TTYL.
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kingcheeseitz · 11 months
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Oneshot #1
Bare with me idk how to format stuff yet but enjoy this story I wrote at 5 am while under the influence. 😣
Slight NSFW. Minors DNI 🚫
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I want to make you feel good
Cora is currently on her way to pick up her best friend, Michael. They had been planning to hang out all week and now that they’re both off from work they can finally do it. She calls him when she turns onto his street. 
“Hey, I’m outside and I got the stuff. Are you ready?” 
“Yeah I’ll just say bye to my mom and I’ll come out.” 
He comes out through the front door completely expressionless, but Cora knows that he’s just as excited as her. Michael was never the type to show how he feels, in fact he’s known to be pretty emotionless. Only his best friend Cora has seen him sad, angry, and excited. It’s probably because she’s totally forced her way into his life. 
“Hey Cora, what kind of drinks did you get for us tonight?” 
“Oh all the good stuff. There’s no way you’re not going to throw up. I’ll make sure of it” 
“Isn’t that supposed to be a bad thing?” 
“Nonsense. If you’re not throwing up your lunch you didn’t do it right” 
As she explains the rest of the plans for the night she pulls out of his driveway and they make their way to the hotel to settle in. Soon they’re at the hotel and putting their stuff down. 
“Cora. Really.” 
“Look, it was more expensive to get a room with two beds. You didn’t want to help me pay for the room so deal with it. The couch is all yours if you don’t want to share” 
Cora loads up their fridge with all the drinks she bought while Michael struggles with the pullout. 
“Dude this pullout isn’t even working.You’re small enough to sleep on this couch. I’m taking the bed” 
“No way. That couch is gunna break my back. You’re younger than me and my joints are fragile.” 
[ They argue more about who gets the bed and eventually come to the conclusion that whoever passes out first gets the couch. Cora and Michael get ready to go out for the night, planning on exploring and shopping downtown ]
After a fun night out Cora and Michael get back to the hotel, excited to start drinking. Cora made sure Michael didn’t eat too much so that the drinks hit him harder. She plays some music, dims the lights and starts to prepare the drinks. She was determined to get him fucked up. They do shots back to back and play Never have I ever. 
[ about 30 mins into drinking both of them are decently drunk ]
“Hmmmm. Never have I everrrr had a crush on a teacher.” 
“Cora, that's literally just you, you freak. You’re doing this on purpose cos you want to drink more” 
[gasp] “Michael how could you accuse me of such a thing” She says while grinning widely and pouring her 20th or something shot. 
“Never have I ever had a dog named Mr. Wiggles” 
“Michael. That’s cheating” 
“You do it too” She glares at him while pouring his shot. 
“Oh I know! Never have I ever kissed someone” 
“You bitch.” She laughs while she pours a shot for herself. She didn’t notice that Michael had leaned forward to grab her. He slides his hand across the side of her neck to grab the back of her head by her hair. He forces her to look up at him grinning as he places a kiss on her lips. 
“Pour my shot” 
Cora was speechless, but pours his shot while he laughs at her reaction. She decides to change the game and they play a game of Truth or Dare instead. 
‘Truth or Dare” 
“Truth.” 
“Did you enjoy my kiss?” He smirks at her to which she pours a shot and drinks it. 
“You know if you drink then it basically means yes.” he chuckles. 
“Truth or Dare.” 
“Dare.” 
“I dare you to shut the fuck up.” He laughs at her but obliges. He nods at her signaling that he was asking her Truth or Dare. 
“Dare” He turns his head slightly to point to his cheek and purses his lips. 
“Are you daring me to kiss your cheek?” He nods. She rolls her eyes and leans over to kiss him on the cheek. Before she lands her kiss he turns his head and she kisses him. She pulled back immediately. 
“You tricked me” He laughs silently and drinks a shot he didn’t earn. This guy is way too drunk. 
“Truth or Dare” He puts up one finger indicating Truth. 
“Do you want to make out?” He just sits there, mouth agape and in shock. Now it’s Cora’s turn to fuck with him. He pours a shot and drinks it. 
“You know if you drink then it basically means yes.” She smirks at him. He makes a face and nods at her, Truth or Dare.
“Dare” He grabs his phone to type something and turns it to show her her dare. 
“Make out with me” She stares at his phone then she looks past his phone and at his face. Oh shit. He’s dead serious. 
[ At this point they’re both competing to see who was going to fold first (Cora folded) They were both used to the tension between them, they’ve never actually done anything about it. ] 
Cora climbs over their little drink setup on the bed to straddle him. They’re eyes locked together. He puts his hands on her waist and she interlocks her fingers together behind his neck. Both of them dizzy from the drinks, letting impulse take over and throwing away all sense. She starts slowly, moving to kiss him for real this time. His grip on her waist tightens as they both lean into the kiss. The kiss intensifies, both of them kissing faster and sloppier. Cora moves her hands to his neck, cupping his face. Michael also moves his hands further down to her ass, squeezing it slightly and smirking into the kiss. She grinds down on him in response and slips her tongue in and he does the same. They continue to make out and Cora grinds into him as she feels him get harder. She lets her hand drop down to touch him. He pulls back to gasp, shivering slightly at her touch. 
“Cora…” 
“Didn’t I tell you to shut the fuck up.” And she kisses him again, rougher this time. She continues to touch him as she kisses him. Then she kisses his lips and cheek until she moves down to kiss his neck, placing soft kisses and sucking at his neck to leave hickeys. She pulls back to look at his face again, putting her hands on his shoulders and grinds on him. Neither of them break eye contact as he grinds up to match her rhythm. 
“Does that feel good Michael?” He nods at her, eyes low. Fuck. He looks so pretty like 
this. She takes her shirt off and orders him to do the same. They strip and immediately kiss again, getting more desperate and sloppier by the second. She kisses down to his neck again but continues further down his body kissing his chest, then his stomach until she gets to the hem of his jeans. Looking up at him and seeing his face flushed and contorted by need she smiles as she unbuttons his pants. 
“I want to make you feel good”
Open to crits, suggestions and requests. Text me or however tf you communicate here. Ty.
-K. Cheese
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grysondick · 3 years
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OH MY GODDDD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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“daddy, come here” 😭😭😭😭😭
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HIS FACE SEEING HIS DAUGHTER FOR THE FIRST TIME IM ?!@(&?£”
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LOOK AT HIS FACEEEEEEE
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HES SO 😭💞😭💗💞😭💗💞😭
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SHES SO BEAUTIFUL 😭😭
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THAT “hi daddy” MY HEART
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1-800-iluvhockey · 2 years
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hi!! can you do an ig edit with owen power where you guys are childhood friends to lovers?
oh how I love this trope!! here ya go nommie! hope you like it :)
(all pictures are not mine, and the storyline is fiction!)
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owenpower_ - we are getting old :-)
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yourusername - I’m sorry that you turned into a giant, owen! you’re heavy !!
↳ owenpower_ - ah, the girl of my dreams finally comments 🥰 and of course it’s with insults!
mbeniers10 - so this is the famous y/n!!
↳ yourusername - I would say hi nice to meet you, matty but owen is squishing me into my chair right now.
kentjohnson.13 - FACETIME GIRL !!! YOU’RE OWEN’S FACETIME GIRL
↳ owenpower_ - KENT JOHNSON
brendan.brisson - awe you two are adorable! she is so pretty @owenpower_ no wonder you never shut up about her
yourusername - awe, teddy bear talks to you about me? ☺️ @brendan.brisson
↳ brendan.brisson - TEDDY BEAR?! omg owen, the boys and I must meet y/n and learn all of the nicknames
↳ owenpower_ - BACK OFF & you literally have met her before when we played in chi
brendan.brisson - HOLY SHIT—— POWER NO FUCKING WAY
↳ yourusername - all I did was get 2 years older and dye my hair, briss. 👀
thombordeleau - pow if she isn’t with you, can I have a shot?
↳ yourusername - @thombordeleau, giraffe boy and I go wayyyyy back as you can see….. so even if I let you have a chance; he would never let you have one :) but hi, nice to meet you!
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yourusername - just how fast the night changes…… happy draft day to my giraffe of a best friend. I’m so proud of you and what you have accomplished so far in life! you deserve the world and more! no.1 draft pick and no.1 in my heart <3
guess I have to buy a sabres jersey to go along with my collection of power jerseys! again, congrats honey, I love you 🤍
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owenpower_ - thankful to have you always by my side❤️ I love you!
kentjohnson.13 - congrats pow!!! and does this mean you two are together now?!
↳ yourusername - 👀
thombordeleau - BIG DOG AND Y/N !!!!!!! #gosabres & #favecouple
owenpower_ - * finally says I love you for the first time on socials * everyone goes crazy
↳ yourusername - going crazy over us? what 😂
↳ owenpower_ - maybe we should tell them….. :)
brendan.brisson - this caption is so cute and making me feel single 🥲 but go sabres, big dog!!!!
yourusername - get over it briss, we are besties 🤍
owenpower_ - best friend for life ❤️
↳ mbeniers10 - that’s what I say to audrey allllll the timeeeee 🥺 (I so know you two are lying but I’ll play along) congrats mr. no.1!!
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owenpower_ - post draft pictures > announcing our relationship
#officiallyofficial
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yourusername - happy almost one year, baby! 💖
kentjohnson.13 - ALMOST A YEAR?! I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND POW….. and roomie :(
masonmctavish - OP & Y/N/N SUPREMACY
mbeniers10 - briss now owes me $20 dollars
thombordeleau - I should have betted on this!!!! because this is so cute 💖
owenpower_ - best friends —> girlfriend
↳ yourusername - you’re never getting rid of me power!! also why is my hair so light in this picture?!
↳ owenpower_ - can’t wait till you wear my jersey and we both have the same last name 💙 (and it’s because of the lighting, I promise babe)
emmpower - or the highlights that we put in today ?! you guys are my faves everrrr
↳ yourusername - forgot about the highlights (they make me look so blonde!!!
brendan.brisson - IM LOSING MONEY LIKE IM LOSING MY TEARS😩 this is so cute
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threesome with dabi and hawks and they both suck on reader’s tits at the same time while play with readers pussy 🤩
Double the Pleasure (Dabi x Reader x Hawks)
(Trigger warnings: dubcon, implied drugging, drunk sex)
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“Alright, never have I ever done coke?”
The villain drank
“Never have I ever taken straight LSD.”
Another sip.
“Christ Dabi. Is there anything you haven’t done?”
“I’ve been on the streets since I was a teenager, babe, there ain’t a block I haven’t touched.”
You, Dabi, and Hawks were chilling in the living room of your apartment. The furniture had been pushed to the side and the three of you were lounging on throw pillows. Empty liquor bottles and shot glasses sat on the low table in the middle of the circle the three of you had formed.
The fun thing about towing the line between villain and vigilante, meant that you got to meet some of the coolest people on either side of the law. And Hawks and Dabi were by far some of your favorite people. Maybe it was because they both toed the lines themselves.
“No shit.” You muttered back.
“We gotta ask some questions that’ll actually get you drunk, Hummingbird.” Hawks hummed. His pale cheeks were flushed.
“Mm, good luck with that,” you scoffed, leaning forward to grab a new bottle of liquor off the table.
Without your realization, one of your breasts spilled out of the v-cut of your dress, drawing both men’s attention to it.
“Unlike you sinners, I am almost as pure as the driven snow.” You bragged, settling back on your butt with an: ‘oomf!’
The room was definitely spinning a bit.
“Almost,” Dabi chuckled, eying your exposed tit with a small smirk. He sipped his liquor.
“Alright then, Hawks piped up, “I’ve got a question. Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex.”
All three parties downed their shots.
Hawks shot you a shit eating grin. “Now we’re getting somewhere! Looks like the Hummingbird has a vice or two of her own.”
“Oh Please. That’s hardly a vice unlike you two hooligans.”
“Hooligan!” Hawks scoffed. “Says the vigilante.”
“Alright my turn,” Dabi chimed in. “Never have I everrrr had a threesome.”
Both the hero and the villain took a drink while you didn’t.
“Ahh, so the vices don’t run that deep?”
You shrugged. “Mm. Threesomes don’t appeal to me. They just seem like more trouble than they’re worth.”
“Sounds like something a person whose never had a good threesome would say.” Hawks snorted.
The men laughed.
You pouted at their teasing.
“Oh, Shut up.”
“Guess that could only mean one thing.” Dabi spoke up through his chuckles.
You cocked your head.
“What?”
Dabi leaned towards you, his turquoise eyes locked on to your gaze, making your cheeks burn.
“We gotta pop your threesome cherry, doll.” He tweaked your exposed nipple making you squeak in surprise.
Huh?!
“I-I don’t know about that.” You stammered back.
“Why not?” Hawks asked, scooting closet on the other side of you.
He ran his rough thumb along the sensitive skin of your areola. A tickling sensation zipped from the nub straight to your clit.
“Guys, what are you doing?” You looked between them.
Hawks’ golden eyes were half lidded and raking over your body while Dabi was licking his lips, his gaze on your breasts.
You needed some air. Needed to get away.
God you were dizzy.
You crawled away from the men, until your back hit the couch.
“C-come on guys,” you giggled nervously, “we were having fun.”
“We still can.” Dabi’s lips quirked slyly. His large hand slid along the smooth skin of your exposed thighs, lighting a fire beneath your skin. “Come on, what else did you think was going to happen? You inviting us over to your place in the middle of the night to drink.”
His nimble fingers worked your thighs open.
“I,” you struggled to close your legs, but your body felt weak. “No, that’s n-n-not what I-“
“Oh really?” Hawks worked your other tit out of the dress, hungry gaze locked on your breasts. “And you didn’t even put these tits of yours up. I know you saw us looking.” He licked his lips.
“Of course I didn’t-oh!”
The pressure of Dabi’s fingers teasing your button distracted you. He smirked sat you.
“You’re wet, babe. You sure this isn’t what you want? Not even a little bit?”
Before you could answer, Hawks’ tongue flicked one of your nipples while one of his vermillion feathers teased the other one.
“They’re so hard right now,” he mumbled absently. “You really are horny for us both. Told you, Dabs.”
“You didn’t tell me shit,” Dabi shot back as he snatched off his tank top. Your eyes ran over the unblemished skin of his hard pecs and six pack. “We been knew this, we just needed the right opportunity.”
“You...what?”
“Regardless,” Hawks piped up, “we’re gonna make this a fun experience for you, Hummingbird.”
Dabi’s chest was too the floor now. He had lowered himself completely between your legs.
“Yo, save some of that for me, when you’re done.” Hawks snapped at Dabi. He worked himself out of his shirt too.
“No promises,” Dabi licked his lips.
Experimentally, he slid three fingers in you one by one, peering up to see your expression.
The curl of his digits in your gripping sex made your toes flex.
“Ohhh, that’s a pretty face,” Hawks drawled, lips against your neck. “Mmm, let’s hear some pretty sounds, huh, Songbird?”
His warm tongue ran along your throat. He bit into the flesh, making you gasp.
“That’s it.” He replied, sprinkling kisses along your collarbone.
“Fuck yeah it is.”
Their mouths descended on you at the same time. Dabi’s on your clit, Hawks’ on your breasts.
The double shot of pleasure was almost sobering.
“Oh! F-fuck!” You cried out.
The slurping and sucking of both men filled the room.
Dabi pulled away, a thick string of saliva and cum attached to his lips.
“Here Birdie,” he beckoned time the blonde, “a taste for you.”
The men moaned as they shared your essence.
“God damn,” Hawks’ rough, lust laden voice replied. “Trade, Dabs?”
The villain chuckled and rose from between your thighs.
Everything was happening so fast, you swore you were getting whiplash.
“Here, baby,” Dabi grinned, “you deserve a taste too.”
His long, pierced tongue snaked into your mouth. A blend of Hennessy, cum, and saliva overtook your senses.
“Mmm.”
Hawks’ tongue slithered along your clit as it sucked you in. His fingers plunged in and out of your dripping pussy, spurning you closer over that edge that Dabi had brought you to.
“Oh godddd,” you sighed, “oh god, oh god, oh fuck.”
“That’s it, doll.” Dabi whispered against your ear. “Cum for us. Come on.”
“You know you want to.”
“This is what you wanted isn’t it, y/n?”
Both men worked their mouths and hands all over your tingling body. Goosebumps raised along your skin as you climaxed over and over again.
Your cunt gripped Hawks fingers, milking them greedily. Your nipples tingled from Dabi’s touch.
Finally, the build up burning in your core, exploded through out your entire body, sending you spiraling into euphoria.
Thighs shaking around Hawks’ head, lips locked on Dabi’s own, the men sucked and kissed you all the way through your pleasure.
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zumpietoo · 2 years
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Did we move on too fast from how Cole was invited to direct an episode? I know he would never let that be his first tv directing job. And I know it is not so terribly grand when other older cast have done already. But shows without question who his peers are among the cast. No other younger cast are getting that offer, not even queen executive producer herself. We would know if they did as would never shut up about it unlike Cole classily dropping it as aside in interview.
Oohhh.....good point that none of them have everrrr received this offer.
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binniedeactivated · 3 years
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048 + Yeonjun.
「 ► 𝐲𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐣𝐮𝐧 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
► 048: "we accidentally got married in vegas oops" 🖇
►𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟!𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞
► 𝐰/𝐜:700
√  𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 」
a/n; half of this is inspired by the movie hangover, if you haven’t seen it I really advise you to see it b/c it’s the funniest movie everrrr
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“oh my god”. you whined, feeling your head pound as soon as you fluttered your eyes open. the sun was vivid and practically burning through the glass of the hotel window and as much as you wanted to go and shut the curtains you couldn’t. you were in too much pain to do anything. you looked over next to you to see the bed empty which was weird because you could’ve sworn you flew to vegas with your boyfriend yeonjun.
as soon as you get up you flop back down just to hold your pounding head with your hands. “shit..”. you grumble, opening the drawer beside you to see if you at least packed any painkillers. you cursed under your breath once you found out you hadn’t. “junnie! my head hurts did you pack pain meds?”. you yelled. you finally stumble to your feet and to your luck almost tripping over a liquor bottle. you caught yourself just in time though and you thank god you had, otherwise you would’ve face planted right into the plasma tv.
even though your vision was a bit blurry you could still the see the hotel room which was a complete hot mess. there were clothes and shoes everywhere. liquor bottles and blankets and pillows and containers of food filling the tables. and the worse part about it was that you couldn’t even remember what the hell happened last night. all you remember was you and jun going into a casino. everything else besides that was a blur. “yeonjun! did you leave?”. you yell once more finally approaching the bathroom door. you rubbed your eyes  and twisted the knob.
as soon as you opened the door you heard something snap at you. which was weird. yeonjun had never made that kind of noise before. you rubbed your eyes a bit harder and let them focus on what was actually in front of you. and god, you wished you could’ve stayed blind. you immediately shrieked and jumped back onto the rolling chair with fear eating you alive.
“yeonjun wake up!!”. you call out to the pink haired boy who was currently asleep inside the bathtub behind it. “there’s an alligator in the fucking bathroom!”. with a loud snore he finally flutters his eyes open and immediately clutches his head in pain. “shit babe...”. he says tiredly looking around. “why are you yelli--HOLY SHIT”. he shrieks once he locked eyes with the snappy reptile that was on a leash tied around the toilet. “what the fuck is an alligator doing in here?!”. he says backing himself on the shower wall trying to keep himself away from it as much as possible. for some reason, as if you weren’t far from it already you backed up further.
“I DON’T KNOW! DID YOU BUY AN ALLIGATOR LAST NIGHT?!”. you scream frantically.
“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW EITHER! I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED!”.
“FUCK”.
“JUST HELP ME OUT OF HERE!”.
“HOW?!”.
“I DON’T KNOW JUST DISTRACT IT WHILE I JUMP ON THE SINK!”.
you stared it in it’s beady eyes watching it eye you as you slowly jumped off the chair and made a run for it. you looked around for something and found yourself quickly clutching a shoe off the ground. you head to the bathroom and throw it at it. “HERE PLAY WITH THE SHOE!”.
“BABE!! WHY ARE YOU THROWING SHIT AT IT IT’S GOING TO MAKE HIM ANGRY!”. yeonjun yells in fear with his foot on the toilet seat. the both of you watch it slowly crawl up to sniff the shoe for a bit and yeonjun decided to hop on the toilet seat. the noise he made however drew the alligator’s attention back to him and yeonjun holds his breath trying to be as calm with you as possible.
“please go get something else to distract this reptile before I die today”.
you run back to go fetch some food containers and spill the contents all out on the floor in front of the animal who was completely distracted by the meat at least. yeonjun used this time to crawl on the sink discreetly while still staring at it as if he were on some type of spy mission.
“baby on the count of three i need you to pull me out of the bathroom and i’ll shut the door”. he whispers.
“jun you’re too heavy!”. you whisper back still watching it sniff the food.
“just do it!”.
“fine!”.
“okay! you ready!? 1...2...”.
you breathed before he got to three and you felt his body jump into your chest. surprisingly you caught him and he slammed the door behind him indeed but that didn’t keep you both from tumbling on the floor. as scared as you both were as soon as yeonjun landed on your chest you two breathlessly laughed into one another’s neck.
“oh my gosh what the fuck happened last night”.
“your dumb ass adopted a reptile”. you chuckle.
“I did not---i swear I didn’t...I think”.
“whatever happens, we have to find a way to get it out of here. as soon as my head stops pounding”.
“your head hurts too? we must’ve got shit faced drunk last night. my brain has a heart beat”. yeonjun sighs layed his face down on the side of your cheek. “I’ll get us some medicine alright?”. he assures now perking his head up to peer down at you.
“thank you junnie. I feel like i’m going to die”. he smiles before pecking your lips softly. his thumb brushes over your chin. “even though I shouldn’t get you anything since you were so comfortable with the idea of me dying in there”.
you laugh, “I was scared! yeonjun. it’s not everyday you walk in the bathroom and see an all--”. you pause feeling sickness overwhelm you all of a sudden. you hold your stomach and gag. yeonjun quickly grabs a nearby trash can and you take advantage, puking your guts out. he holds your hair behind your head to keep it from getting dirty.
“we have to get you those meds soon baby. I’m going to go to the store right now”. you nod and take ahold of your hair while jun grabs his jacket from the pile of clothes on the floor. “damn this room is a train wreck”. on his way out of the door yeonjun heard a soft whine coming from the closet. he froze in place to see if he heard it again.
“babe? do you hear that?”.
you cough while clutching your upset stomach. you were going to start talking but you ended up throwing up more instead. once yeonjun heard the whine again he slid open the closet door. his eyes widened at the infant softly crying in her car seat.
you wiped your mouth with a nearby napkin. “what is it jun?”. he picked up the car seat that had a paper sticking on top of it, which he snatched off and proceeded reading. your eyes grew as wide as moons.
“is that a baby?!”. at the sighting of you her almond shaped eyes looked around curiously before she started crying again. you search around for some type of hand sanitizer and clean them thoroughly before you grab the car seat from jun. you unstrapped her and slid her out, holding her to your chest and patted her back delicately. she looked as if she were at least three months old.
“oh my god we have to figure out whose child this is. and on top of that she’s probably hungry. ugh junnie when you go to the store can you get some baby formula?”. other than the fact that she wasn’t yours you thought she was so pretty. she had smooth caramel skin and soft curly hair. she was a blasian baby. she kind of reminded you what you and junnie’s daughter would look like.
you glared up at jun who seemed awfully quiet behind the papers.“jun? what is it?”.
he swallows. “first of all, we’re married”. your eyebrows furrowed at the statement. yet he still continues. “and I think she might be ours”.
your heart drops. “what?! what are you talking about?”. he tossed you the marriage certificate and held up another piece of paper.
“her dad left her and her mother couldn’t take care of her anymore---as far i’m concerned she was just trying to give her out to anyone on the street. and apparently we’re the ones who agreed to keep her and signed this paper”.
you swallow hard. “holy shit”.
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