#I WISH I WAS JOKING

[thesmuttyduchess]

#i wish i was joking #older man younger woman #d!lf #daddy's good girl #daddy issues #praise k!nk #pillow princess #older simon riley #simon riley x reader #pedro pascal #joel miller #dennis quaid #cillian murphy #jeffrey dean morgan #patrick dempsey #matthew mcconaughey #oscar isaac #i must be forgetting someone but i cant remember rn #girlblogging #smutty smut smut #but daddy i love him

[thatthirstyweirdo]

IS THAT ELVIS PRESL- Oh wait, no, it's Wally Darling!

#I have officially gone mad #I wish I was joking #wally darling #wally welcome home #welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #my art

[literalinsomniac]

#aperture science #portal #art #portal 2 #glados #chell #sketch #digital art #meme #this is based off the fact i can only recognize chell if i see orange and white clothes #i wish i was joking #a platypus? #perry the platypus

[nova-rpv]

the eepies!!!

#sth #sonic fanart #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #the eepies #their arms are also asleep #dont worry about it though #they give me my will to live #i wish i was joking #nov.aart

[works-of-heart]

E/riels writing fanfiction:

Azriel- a charming, handsome man with a silver tongue whose snarky, sarcastic but also loyal and respectful. He's devoted to Elain, his mate, and they go on adventures and enjoy dancing at parties.

Elain- a sassy seer who sneaks around and learns how to be a spy. She teases Azriel, and goads him from time to time. She loves to sing in the fields of flowers, and he's enchanted by her beautiful voice. They also train and spar together.

E/riels: "this is amazing!! This trope is beautiful! The banter, the angst, the regency romance!! They have it all!"

Gwynriels/Eluciens: "....so.... whose going to tell them?"

#elucien #pro elucien #elucien supremacy #gwynriel #pro gwynriel #anti e/riel #antielriel #i wish i was joking #they want to be us

[galoogamelady]

what would you say is your secret ingredient in your artwork?

Drawing the same character every day for 10 years

#I wish I was joking #personal #text

[avatarmerida]

Animation: HBO Max:

#I wish I was joking #I’m actually very upset rn #infinity train #hbo max

[obscureshipsandchips]

Fun fact about me

I didn’t know you were supposed to let conditioner sit in your hair until I was 17 and the reason I found out was because I was reading an aftg fic and it happened to be a sex scene of Neil and Andrew in the shower and Andrew put conditioner in his hair

And then sucked his dick while waiting for the conditioner to set 🤠

#I’m being so real #aftg #andrew minyard #neil josten #all for the game #the foxhole court #andriel #I wish I was joking #but I’m not #I had no idea

[maiamars]

me everytime a new cod thought hits :

#i wish i was joking

[runwayblues]

i think we as a community moved on from this a bit too soon

#it has plagued every waking moment of my life since the fall #i think about this at least once a day #i wish i was joking #sam kiszka #sam gvf #danny wagner #danny gvf #greta van fleet #gvf

[halfa-ghost]

sometimes I gaze up at my cardboard cutout of super Danny and wonder if I'm too far gone

#danny phantom #danny fenton #super danny #i wish i was joking

[reddstardust]

Heartbreaking! The butch lesbian you just met told you one of your interests is cringe! 25 dead 68 injured!

#i wish i was joking #🥲 #redd rants #🌠

[battling-my-demons]

I feel like I was set up from the moment I was born. I was made to fail. I have nothing. Nothing good about me. No brains and not good looking and incredibly bad luck. I hate myself. Everything about me is worthless. I am worthless.

#i hate everything #tired #emotional #dysfunctionality #tw selfhate #Selfhate #Self hate #worthless #stupid #i'm stupid #ugly #not worth it #useless #I'm so worthless #I'm not worth anything #i don't want to feel like this anymore #i don't want to be here #i want to go away #i wish i was joking #i wish i was pretty #i wish i was dead #i want to disappear #why was i born #why am i here #why am i like this #why am i alive #why am i the way that i am #i will survive #I'm barely here

[thegreatclover]

does your brain obsess over a different fandom every week or are you normal.

#fandoms #harry potter series #lego ninjago #percy jackson #magnus chase #rick riordan #madagascar 2 #sonic cinematic universe #the owl house #amphibia #gravity falls #hamilton #undertale #sing 2 #minions rise of gru #i wish i was joking #carmen sandiego #she ra and the princesses of power #artemis fowl #the hunger games #the inheritance games #the lego movie #steven universe #mcu #eddsworld #camp camp #dsmp #danny phantom #ddlc #lego city adventures

[honeypleasejustkillme]

"i'm a sub" "i'm a dom" okay well i'm unlovable

#actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd #actually borderline #bpd problems #bpd fp #bpd vent #bpd shitposting #bpd favorite person #bpd mood #i wish i was joking

[alivingtypo]

Have I mentioned on here that every time in my life I have had an alcoholic drink all I’ve wanted to do is talk about the dark artifices, like I was going to parties in high school and telling everyone about kit and ty because I’m very cool and good at conversation

#I wish I was joking #the dark artifices #cassandra clare #kit x ty #kit herondale #ty blackthorn