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catindabag · 10 months

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TBOSAS AU ✨CRACK! TAKE✨: The 10th HG Mentors According to Drunk Dean Highbottom. (Part 3)

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Thank you for reaching part three of this TBOSAS Crack!AU, but I’ll still advise the new readers to read part one for context, but here are all the parts anyway: [1] [2] [4]

⭐️MENTORS⭐️

Hilarious Evans Bee (Hilarius Heavensbee)

Who names their own kid hilarious?!🤣

You’re gonna get bullied forever.

Your father is weird and creepy AF.

To be honest, I don’t want your parents anywhere near my school.

Your family is rich, but thankfully not Mama Cardew money rich.

By the way, what does your family even do for a living?🧐

And don’t tell me again that your ancestors only got filthy rich by selling a certain powdery substance that I can’t legally name.

Doesn’t understand how money works.

Thinks he’s part of the cool kids club.

Likes talking to garbage boy.

Has delinquent tendencies.

Your mother acts like a living & breathing CCTV.

Likes to buy banned films that were produced centuries ago.

Stop bringing your freaky chihuahua to school!

Currently on his “legally blonde” era.

Feels oppressed by his strict but super creepy family all the time.

You suck at playing Capitol Monopoly.

I might give you a demerit for that reason alone.😂

Doesn’t know what a deadline is.😩

By the way, your mother gave me a weird looking cake as a “compensation” gift.

Gave his own father a restraining order to never approach any of his classmates, especially the pretty boys (Crassus & Philip) and girls (Cannibal & Clam Asia) for some reason.😰

Tell your freaking father to never flirt with my former boyfriend (Crassus) again!😡

Is ready to commit arson, than attend a family gathering.

Will NEVER win the Hunger Games. Rather, he will destroy the Arena, taking down everyone with him, just to piss off his family.

Acne Crane (Arachne Crane)

Is loud, boisterous, and obnoxious AF.

Can gossip about anything and everything.

Used to be the “Sandwich Queen” of Panem.

Tried to steal my super secret blueberry tart recipe.

Hates doing her own homework.

Hates the Plinth boy for stealing her “sandwich” title.

Hates how Crassus and Philip were considered prettier than her.

Bullies “Chemistry Girl” for being a nerd.

Blackmailed half of the class to do her essay assignments.

Is manipulative, but stupid.

A certain infamous family ate her maid.

Hates “Cannibal Girl” for some specific reason.🧐

Accidentally gave me money for looking like a homeless bum. I was drunk!

Stop throwing me your worthless coins! I’m the freaking Dean of the school!😫

Her older brother is very likable, but unfortunately, he is not the favorite child of the family.

Your family only got rich by owning the largest “Airbnb” chain in all of Panem.

Most of her family members are a bunch of “all year round vacationers.”

Bribed her own mother not to attend The Academy’s annual PTA meeting.

Her family’s mansion looks more like a luxurious hotel.

Knows how to balance a spoon on her nose.

Will NEVER win the Hunger Games. I just have a feeling that someone might incapacitate her before going to the Arena.

Bias Green (Gaius Breen)

Does not know his left from his right.

Sucks at directions.

Is the true ✨Class Clown✨.

The Citadel Brat of Panem.

Very friendly & extremely likable.

Green is not his favorite color.☹️

Gave me a can of lima beans for my birthday.

Has a feral pet raccoon.

Likes to adopt stray dogs for some reason.

Is not allowed to drive a car.

Your mama owns the Capitol Zoo.

Tell your mama to fix and renovate that damn zoo already!

No offense, but your family’s mansion looks more like a jungle.

Does not know how to ride a bike.

Smuggled illegal sexy magazines into my office as a dare. Almost got me fired.😡🔪

Has no enemies except for me and that rabid squirrel that once ate his pop tarts.

Stole my driver’s car keys and tossed them in the school fountain to delay me from going home to check his assignments.

Seriously, stop stealing my car keys!!😫

Is a certified delinquent.

Knows the password to Dr. Gaul’s personal computer by accident.

Might be immune to rabies.

Accidental winner of The Academy’s ✨Mr. Congeniality✨ title.

Will only win the Hunger Games if his jokes can make everyone else cringe to death.

You Know Flips (Juno Phipps)

She’ll use her family lineage to get away with murder.

The ✨Queen✨ of Nepo babies.

Your family is powerful and secretive AF.

Haven’t you heard? She’s a member of a founding family of the Capitol.🙄💅

Acts like royalty, but is practically royalty.

Spoiled and entitled AF, and everyone knows it.

Seriously, stop using your family name to get out of detention!😠

And don’t ever steal and dye my favorite winter coat hot pink again!

Owns 10 dogs, 15 cats, 30 rabbits, 70 well-trained horses, and 100 hummingbirds for no reason.

Gave me a gigantic horse as an “apology” gift.

Also, tell your himbo of a father that he can’t bring 200 living turkeys (again) at our next PTA meeting as a sign of peace and prosperity.

Reasonably unreasonable.

Your family’s mansion looks more like a medieval castle.

Is part of my Mean Girls List.

Is obsessed with fashion.

Knows every seasonal fashion trend ever.

Yes, I know. The Hunger Games will cease to exist if you ever got reaped as a Tribute, ‘cuz your “noble” family will burn Panem to the ground if that ever happened.

Iffy Genial Most (Iphigenia Moss)

Your parents gave you a cursed name.

Looks skeletal AF.

Likes to give away her food for free.

But seriously, don’t force feed your classmates to death.

You’re a living choking hazard.

Might have stolen my precious pet goldfish out of spite.

Has severe “daddy issues” too.

Doesn’t know how to cook to save her life.

By the way, why didn’t you invite me to your “All You Can Eat” birthday party?!😭

Embezzled the class funds for makeup.

Might be another juvenile criminal.

Very very sneaky.

Likes to buy expensive lipsticks.

Your family literally controls the food industry.

So why are my freaking groceries still expensive AF?!

Your big ass house looks more like a grocery store.

Honestly, I might just do my groceries at your place.

Also, I’ve heard that you gave a certain student a truck load of cabbages last year.

Can stab someone with her eyeliner.

Manipulative AF.

Is on her “Good Girl” era.

Will NEVER win the Hunger Games. Just look at her! She’s thin as a stick!

Insomnia Sicko? Insignia Sicko? (Vipsania Sickle)

A true “Gym Gal.”

Your favorite aunt works for me!

Is competitive AF.

Is a certified gym bro and athlete.

Can easily throw people like a sack of potatoes.

Your family own the largest gym in the Capitol.

Your father can crush anyone with his left thumb. I’ve seen him do it before.

Your mama is also muscular AF.

By the way, stop leaving your stupid dumbbells on my desk! I can’t f*ckin’ lift them!😫🔪

Loves to party and drink posca after school.

Will challenge you to a dance battle.

High survival rate.

Can crush a grown man’s head with a book.

Is sometimes mean to me.☹️

Smiles like a scheming cat with a knife.

Will most likely and literally backstab people to death.

Can and will blackmail anyone to buy her those expensive energy drinks.

Loves to eat strawberry waffles.

Likes to win in everything and anything.

Cannot be easily trusted.

Will most likely win the Hunger Games through sheer will and brute force.

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cornishpixiez · 1 year

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7 up!

rules: post 7 (or more) lines of a wip you’ve been working on. this is from the previous chapter of the absolute denial of everything is sacred

thank you so much @anouri @fruity-individual and @greenvlvetcouch for the tag!! i love y'all <3

Regulus hated him at first sight, liked him at second, and loved him at third. Really loved him in his own broken way. Even when they fought, most likely when Barty did something stupid that earned him a week locked up in his room and got worse treatment than usual. Even when Barty kissed him for the first time behind a bush far away from the patio's entrance, and Regulus hated him for it—pushed him away with tears in his eyes because Bee had ruined everything. Blew the safety bubble they had built and let it float away.

He was trying to hold on to this friendship he didn't even want in the first place with nails and teeth; Regulus needed it, needed Barty to be his friend even though his heart raced when they touched, even if he thought Barty was too pretty for the world they lived in, too carefree, too confident in his own skin. No one could ever be as lovely as him, and he looked at Regulus with such affection (impish, smug smiles and knowing stares) it was impossible not to fall.

But the last time he had seen two boys kiss, he had lost it all. Regulus had nothing left besides Barty, and he couldn't handle losing him too.

Yet he didn't. Barty stuck to him even when Regulus gave him the silent treatment—sat by his side at every meal, followed him on the patio in the afternoon breaks, smuggled him pencils (an eyebrow pencil stolen from a careless nurse, a red one that turned into watercolour if mixed with water, and a graffiti one, for writing poetry) and napkins for sketching because they weren't allowed to own stationary outside of class.

Barty told him everything about his dad, Barthemius Crouch Senior, a British Lord who gambled and messed with dirty politics and bloody deals. He had drawn him once—an impressive and realistic portrait Regulus would have kept if Barty had not shredded it right after. He hated his father.

His father hated him too. Told him Barty killed his mother because he was born. He said that, if given a choice, he would have chosen her to be alive instead. They were not actual Catholics, not like the Blacks. Bee was there because he accidentally popped too many pills one night, and the Clinique Catholique Privée de Saint Thomas d'Aquin was also one of the best rehab centres for teenagers in Europe. Barty was only twelve when that happened.

They kissed when they could, alone, on the roof at midnight, where no one could see them even if they squinted hard enough. It was chaste and sweet—they were still kids even though they had seen and experienced too much, too young. Regulus always thought about the irony of hiding on the roof to kiss a boy, thought about what he had done to his brother, hated himself for it, and wanted to scrub the memory out.

tagging @deermessrs @arakhnee and @pjxckson <3

#i'm sorry i love them so much #and i'm a jegulus truther okay #but barty was reg's first love in this fic and it's so sweet despite the shit they were going through #bartylus #barty x regulus #fic: the absolute denial of everything is sacred #ziggy’s writing

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tj-crochets · 4 years

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Watching the Mythbusters MacGyver episode and seeing all the precautions they are taking working with the pure sodium is concerning Because my first day of Chemistry, which was actually my first class my first day in high school, my chemistry teacher dropped some sodium in a beaker full of water to show us what would happen. What happened was fire underwater and then an explosion. None of us were wearing any safety gear, the beaker shattered every time she used it to explode some sodium, apparently third period’s introductory explosion cut someone’s face with shrapnel (he was fine), and the Mythbusters were wearing like full plastic coverup suit things when they handled sodium??? They took it to a bomb range????? What even was my school I thought it was a normal school experience but I begin to suspect that’s not the case Did you guys start your high school experience with your Chem teacher exploding beakers?

#the person behind the yarn #the FFA club group thing was disbanded right before I got to highschool #which meant they removed the cow that used to be on school property #which happened to have the same name as me #there was a hazmat scare #my lab partner was an arsonist (no joke he almost burned down the neighboring small town)#I accidentally smuggled a bee into class once #I TOTALLY MISSED two dudes were trying to get my opinion on a book love triangle not because they cared about the love triangle #I certainly didn't care about the book love triangle #but because they thought the two love interests were similar to the pair of them #and were trying to figure out which guy I liked #the answer was neither I am very ace and was REALLY CONFUSED why they were so angry about it #which is less a general high school thing and more a personally hilarious thing #I can't share the wildest thing that happened at my high school because it's too distinctive #but trust there is something weirder that happened #I shared the love triangle book thing instead

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caffeinetheory · 4 years

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TIMARI SOULMATE AU THING

-Anything you write or draw on your skin appears on the other’s

--This applies to injuries and cuts

-Tim is older by a few months

-They find out about the connection after Mari’s 7th birthday when they both get sizable bruises on each leg but can only remember causing one

--Que parents explaining what it means and frantic research

--Constant conversations follow

--Both become fluent in the other’s language with in 2 years (and even then people find out after 2 years because sometimes they slip when talking)

--Many inside jokes and weird words they made up trying to understand the other language that only they know the meaning of

-They send notes of worry to the other after bad injuries and notes of encouragement

-Wonder Women basically adopts Mari when she finds out there is an active Ladybug

--Mom used to be a Ladybug so she knows all about the Muraculi

-Mari does still have friends despite Lila’s best efforts

--Lila isn’t a main antagonist though still isn't a good person (I want to focus on more fluffy things so that's why; she is no way a good person or redeemed character)

--Her class support system: Cholé, Alix, Adrien, Kim, Luka, Kagami and Max

--Juleka comes around after hanging out with everyone and talking with Luka

--Nino, Nathaniel and Marc also support Mari but aren’t as open because fear and Nino is on the fence about his Girlfriend

--Jagged, Penny, Clara, Audrey all have a respect and care for Mari

-Tim and Mari have battles of witt on their arms to try to figure out who is smarter

--(Spoiler: they are both insanely smart) it is basically a tie

-Most of the good in person fluff will take place after Hawk Moth is defeated and Mari is the official Guardian

--My girl needs some happiness and good luck man

-Mari and Tim accidentally find out each others identity after they leave themselves notes on their arm and putting the pieces together; however this is often forgotten between stress and more important things

--Because of this though when the Justice League gets a message from Paris, he knows it is real and believes it

--When they find out they don’t tell the other because they understand and respect how important secret identities (this is part of the reason it doesn’t really cross their minds)

--Mari figures out who Robin is; she forgets that Red Robin is a thing so doesn’t look into finding him out

--Figuring out Robin was an accident so she doesnt looking to the rest of the BatFam

--Tim forgets about all the stuff about Ladybug on his arms because living in Gotham has enough to deal with so he tries not to focus on too much at once/has bigger problems

--“I JUST MEET RED ROBIN/LADYBUG” moment in Paris, after a patrol where they run into each other when the League is investigating the plea for help

--The Wayne’s and Diana are there on “official” business but really it is just a cover so they can investigate

--Diana hears about this from both sides as she befriended Mari earlier and finds this a lovely development

---She also figures out that they are soulmates but doesn’t tell them, it’s better if they figure it out themselves

---Does often have a knowing smile when talking to the 2 of them about it though

-It took years before the team decides that they need to contact the League

--This is a few years in maybe 4 going on 5

--Wonder Woman is the one going through the messages and immediately wants to help

--Tim walks in about ½ way through the message and stops what he is doing, immediately knowing this is real thanks to his soulmate

-BATBOIS

--Jason basically gets adopted by the Dupain-Cheng’s after coming to their bakey every morning while in Paris

---Loves Mari and would do anything to protect her

---Loves the fact she can easily flip him like its nothing

--Damiain respects her abilities and accepts the fact she is basically his older sister now

---Both end up becoming very protective of the other in their own ways

---Wants to teach her how to use his blades so badly and to meet all his pets

--Dick loves her from basically the beginning

---Loves her happy and optimistic attitude despite her situation (he can see himself in her a little bit)

---Instant friends and she smuggles sweets to him

--They meet when Dick follows Jason to the bakery one morning

---When Dick introduces Mari to Kori she is taken into a bone crushing hug that everyone is worried about the small girl but she instantly returns and is perfectly fine

----Kori already loves her

--All the boys meet her in Paris at the bakery but Tim and Bruce (Alfred did not come)

--Tim was never awake so they brought him back coffee and Bruce while he did go, she wasn’t there at the time

-There many “dumb” battles of witt have lead to many late night talks

--Anytime the bois need help with a really bad puzzle by the riddler Tim asks his soulmate under the guise of a normal “battle”

---There is rarely context but always a fun time

-Both have gotten a lot of big scars that sorry the other but they have comfort in the fact they know the other is still ok and alive

--Small messages and self care tips/messages usually litter their arm after a particular bad injury/scar

--This always makes them feel better and brings a small smile to their lips on both parties once they get the message they are okay

--Lots of check in messages too after big fights and encouragement

-Team Miraculous

--Ladybug is the leader and tends to be point base for public relations (Mari)

--Chat Noir is the second in command, and is the go to if Ladybug isn’t available

---Adrien has matured a lot and is a respectable force to be reckoned with

---Both of them help train the others and often spare together to blow off steam

--Ryuuko is Kagami, she became a permanent holder at the same time Luka did

--Viperion is Luka and it is after the four become a semntited team that Mari decides they should know each other’s identities

--Queen Bee joins a little but after, she’s a reformed Cholé

---While hesitate at first Mari gets them all to be accepting

---Probably changes name and outfit though, but is a permanent holder

--King Monkey and Pegas are semi permanent holders (Kim and Max respectfully)

---Only not permanent because they want to avoid suspension but are full members of the team

---Also work as civilians, helps with the cover

--Alix also is a part of the team but only as a civilian

---They have considered giving her the Fox

----She helps answer questions and acts as a ground base for the hero’s as she is the main “civilian” the government goes to if they need the team

--They are a really tight team and trust each other fully

--The turtle and fox get used but sparingly

---Ivan might be turtle sometimes

---Nino later might be a good choice too, I’m not fully sure yet

----Fox has been used by Alix and maybe Juleka too but unsure about Juleka right now

--All holders have slight effects from their miraculous

---Mari and Adrein have the most as they’ve had theirs the longest

---Mari has good luck and is able to embed some of that luck into what she makes

----She also doesn’t do well in the cold

----Things tend to grow more around her, especially flowers, almost like they are growing toward her

---Adrien has bad luck (thanks to Mari’s gifts this isn't really bad though) and if not careful can break anything

----Likes to take naps in the sun and is very protective

----Cats like to gravitate to him

---Kagami has lots of extra body heat

---Luka can sometimes predict what is going to happen, can predict a lot of normal everyday things

---Cholé can easily knock people out now, she knows all the right places to hit to incapacitate someone

---Max (weaker cause hasn’t had as long) knows the fastest way to get places and shortcuts basically anywhere

---Kim (weaker cause hasn’t had as long) is able to freerun and parkour with little training

----Can also sense when some chaos is about to happen, however it isn’t to sting yet but does get stronger the longer he has his miraculous

---Alix (has the weakest, but still strong) has the ability to tear apart half truths and lies, she gets this from the fox but also works on it herself after vowing to not let Lila fool anyone she cares about again

-After Hawk Moth is defeated Adrien moves in with the group

--Mostly stays with Mari and Kagami

---Considering moving with Mari when she leaves Pairs

-Mari becomes the Guardian before Hawk Moth is defeated

--It is about when she makes a real team, Fu gives her the knowledge and training she needs

--He’s been doing it indirecting since the beginning (well a few months in) but after she takes initiative with making the team he is more direct

--He waited to make sure she as ready and she is

-Mari plans to move to Gotham to properly meet her soulmate after school

--This is to move the Miraculous and to further her career

--This is one of the biggest motivators to contact the League to get help defeating Hawk Moth

--The team is more than onboard with going with her and follow where she goes

---They are basically family, and family supports family

--This move would also help them with Uni and furthering their potential careers, so it is a win-win for everyone

--They do want to stay a Superhero team after Hawk Moth but more low-key, the move would also give them a chance to be more open about wanting to do this

---They don’t want to step on toes but want to help if they can

-Soulmates in this au (romantic at least)

--Tim and Mari (duh)

--Adrien and Kon (Conner/Superboy)

--Cholé and Kagami (maybe Luka, unsure but I’m a sucker for poly, I could always make it a Young Justice member, any ideas welcome)

--Kim/Max/Alix (we love poly and these are a good trio)

-Kon-el/Conner and Adrien

--For the longest time Adrien didn’t think he’d ever be loved/have a soulmate

---Conner wasn’t around yet so that’s why his connection wasn’t there

--Adrien cried the first time he got a mark he cried

---It made him know there was someone else

---Mari stayed with him the whole night holding him and telling him, she knew he would have someone

--Conner rarely responds, the boy doesn’t know French so it’s kinda hard

---Tim notices the language and offers him help, he is also the one to explain what soulmates are to Conner

--Conner feels bad for his “other half”

---Partly due to the whole secret identity thing

----He isn’t great with people

----His other half seems to get hurt a lot and doesn’t want to be another cause of that pain

--Despite never getting much from his soulmate Adrien always leaves messages of encouragement and validation

--He understands how much that can mean to someone

---He starts to leave some in Englsih too, just in case his soulmate only knows Englsih

----Mari’s idea but he was more than on board for

---He often apologies of injuries he gets

----Conner doesn’t usually notice the injury but the note afterward

-----part of his alien blood is why he doesn't usually feel

------When he does notice he does worry a lot because if he feels it what must have happened to this other person (is under the impression it is a normal civilian)

--Adrien is so happy to know he is loved by someone else, because as Conner may not show it, he has a feeling his other half cares

---Mari is so happy that her best friend has gotten what he needed to know he was loved she cries with him too

----It happens a year or so after being heros so they are close but don’t quite know each others identities yet, but that happens not long after

--Conner is convinced to go and help when the Justice League goes to Paris

---He goes and stays with Tim most of the time

---Tim is the one who convinced him to go and acts as a translator, as Conner has a grasp of the language he isn't too confident

---He does meet Chat Noir but only briefly; both are more focused on the bigger picture

----Both act like lost puppies with Mari and Tim respectfully; and when they get together this doesn't change too much

----They are a really fluffy couple, Adrein needs physical affection and Conner accepts

-How they meet (Tim and MAri) [finally I know]

--They meet as heros before they meet as civilians

--They meet as heros on a patrol before the final battle with Hawk Moth

---This is where the “HOLY SHIT I JUST MEET RED ROBIN/LADYBUG” moment happens, after they get back from patrol they indemnity write the other

----Mari talks to Diana about all this over breakfast the next day

-----they both know the others identity because Diana told Mari so she would trust her because she knew Mari because of her connection with the Miraculous, instant connection

----Wonder Woman figures out they are soulmates through this (Tim had a mini crisis with her that night)

--She “may or may not” leave hint to Bruce to set something up for them

--The 2 are to focused on the final battle to worry about the potential revelations

---While fighting they have instant synergy and chemistry that goes unnoticed by them at the time but everyone else notices and takes note

--Bruce decides to “spontaneously” sponsor a trip for a class to go to Gotham, as a senior/graduation reward for a class that has done a lot for their community

---It is also a way to give a break to the poor kids who have been dealing with this for far to long

---The “contest” is announced about a week or so after the final battle

---Wonder Woman tells Mari about it

---Mari then proceeds to write far more than one would have expected, she really wants her class to have something good finally, and even excluding all the hero end stuff they do it is close to being a novel

----She would have won even if wasn’t a set up

---Wonder Woman tells Bruce which class to choose and doesn’t question it as he trusts her judgment, he also doesn’t question why she is so insistent but completely agrees with her choice

----Diana is the one to tell Mari who instaly is giving her a bone crushing hug which Diana returns in fold

---The whole squad is hyped

----Luka and Kagami pulled some strio “happen” to be going to Gotham themselves

----This is also seen as a great opportunity for them to scout places for them to consider moving after school is done

--They meet at Wayne Enterprise building

---Dick is leading the tour

----Diana may or may not have given him some hints that Tim’s soulmate is in the group

--Lila’s empire is destroyed that week, she tried to lie about the Waynes to the Waynes

---Tries to say she is dating Damiain who is way younger than her and knows nothing

---Conner is staying with Tim because his soulmate said something about Gotham and figured spending time with Tim isn’t bad either

--Identity get revealed on purpose during the trip (probably near the end)

--When Mari sees the boys she is confused but happy to see her new friends again so soon

--Diana is a good support for Mari and a “wing woman” of sorts

--Jason is so happy to she his new “sister” when he crashes the tour to mess with Dick

--Tim is passed out in his office when they pass

---Mari writes a note to her soulmate about how funny it is, this makes Conner look up as he is watching Tim and sees the note appear in his arm

---Mari doesn’t notice but Dick and Jason do

---This leads to the 3 trying to get them to talk

---Adrien catches on and instantly wants to help his bestie meet her boy

----Adrien then tells his soulmate about it later because he wants to and Conner sits straight up and has a huge revelation

-----The boys along with Diana and Mari’s squad set them up and they have a good time and it is really cute

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da4dogpls · 6 years

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Warden Bio Meme

Introducing people to my main warden via use of this thing by @fuckyeahcullenrutherford because I should at least explain who I reference

(image by @tinymacaroni)

Name: Yara Surana

Class: mage

Race: elf

Gender: male (cis)

Age/DOB: He’s 17 during the events of Origins; his birthday was about two weeks before his Harrowing.

Specialization: Yara likes spirit magic and is a spirit healer. He also learned shapeshifting because he thought it was cool but never gets the chance to use it in battle. It turns out if you’re busy being a swarm of bees you can’t heal your buddies when they get low on health.

Family: He doesn’t remember much of his family. His mother’s name was Mewen. He knows his parents’ names because he and Jowan snuck into the archives once to see what the senior enchanters were writing about them and it was on his file. He might have a younger sibling, as he vaguely remembers a small child being family. Of course, they also could be a cousin.

Tattoos: He wants to get one after beating the archdemon as he sees it as kind of an elfy thing and wants to reconnect with his heritage. That said, he has no idea what to get a tattoo of.

Height: 5’0”

Weight: Shale can lift him easily but Shale can lift everyone easily

General Favorites: seafood, red, birds, the stars, the Fade

General Dislikes: things that look like meat but aren’t, a particular shade of deep purple, horses because they’re big and creepy, High Fashion because they always judge him, templars because they make him uneasy

Personality Traits: a little naïve, unerringly polite, tries to please everyone, worries if he gives people the slightest reason to hate him they’ll latch onto it and take a mile, determined to help people, open-minded, likes learning, has very little pride, keeps all the snark in his head, caring, loyal, would die for anyone who calls him a friend once, tries his best

Romances: Zevran. Yara had never been flirted with before, nor had he considered romance as an option available to him. Zev showed interest and Yara folded like a wet paper bag. He initially had a crush on Alistair, who turned out to be straight. In the GateVerse AU he romances Nathaniel Howe.

Rivalries: Morrigan scares and frustrates him, but he expresses none of this to her face; by looking at them you’d think they were best friends

Single Best Friend: Alistair, but he’s good friends with all the companions aside from Morrigan and Oghren (he does eventually warm up to them though)

Single Worst Enemy: the archdemon (I guess) since Yara doesn’t tend to hold grudges and has no beef with Loghain or the other villains besides them hurting Alistair or other people

Quirks:

- A huge dork

- Obsessed with the Fade and feels more comfortable there than in the real world. Although he refuses all offers from demons, he loves studying the arcane lore surrounding it

- Terrified of being in charge but can’t say no to Alistair

- Gets sidetracked on missions by history and culture

- Kind of a pushover

- Named his dog after his mom

Alignments: starts out lawful good, spends Origins moving towards neutral good, ends Awakening chaotic good

Biography/History: Yara was born in the Highever alienage. When he was around 6 his older cousin saw him using magic to put a baby relative to sleep and freaked out, alerting the templars to his existence. He was taken to the tower and doesn’t really remember his previous life, family included. At the tower, he was pretty shy. His only friend was Jowan (or Lily in GateVerse AU) and he overlooked any failings out of pure loyalty, which was probably bad for both of them. He was nervous about being rejected over being an elf and found it difficult to interact with his fellow mages, throwing himself into arcana instead. After trying and failing to help Jowan escape from the circle, he left to become a Grey Warden feeling betrayed that his friend hadn’t trusted him. He quickly befriended Alistair and they fought back the Blight. Although initially he was planning on returning to the Circle, his experiences with the Grey Wardens left him yearning for freedom and he eventually left with Zevran and a few other friends to investigate the origins of the Blight.

Yara exists in the primary timeline, as well as the bad end AU (Yara accidentally alienates Alistair), the GateVerse AU (Yara is joined by Reyna Cousland and Rylen Mahariel of @neumaage), and as Inquisitor Yara Lavellan (Yara gets smuggled into a Dalish clan instead of taken by templars)

#the yara basics I guess #I’m always down to talk about my wardens/hawkes/quizzies #yara surana #dao #surana #hof #dao spoilers #kinda

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