#I actually don't swear irl

[royalarchivist]

Tommy: Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. I believe that every man, woman, and child is INNOCENT!

Niki: Yo Chat! CHAT! WE HAVE RIGHTS!!! WE MADE IT! We made - we f**king made it. Women’s Rights, let’s f**king go, lets f**king go! We made it. We made it! That’s amazing, thank you so much Tommy Innit. [...]

I was the only woman in this recording. And all they did was talk about their fore.skin *tries not to laugh*. I just wanna let that sink in for a second. This is why I am the w- the victim. This is why I am the victim. This right here. [...]

*reading chat* “Guess you didn’t get women’s rights after all” *laughs then puts her face in her hands* Oh my god Chat. *laughs*

#Nihachu #Niki #Tommy #TommyInnit #IRL #Context: Niki was reacting to Tommy's ''Minecraft's funniest cooking show'' video #A) Can't believe she saw my joke #B) Very pleased that it made her laugh this much #Hello yes it is I; the pinnacle of good Twitch Chat humor #/j #but also /srs I make myself laugh with my jokes and I love it when they makes other people laugh too #Man Tommy in this thumbnail makes this look like a Rickroll video but I swear it frickin isn't a Rickroll #Necessary period in that word because I don't wanna get frickin shadowbanned by tumblr #I actually forgot to add that before posting frick. ruh roh. #Tumblr's so weird about stuff nowadays idk what even triggers their shadow ban hammer anymore #Subtitles #Edited #subtitles #Portfolio

[sskk-manifesto]

(*・ω・*)b♪

#I'm a bit late but :) #Mmmhh lots of thoughts about this episode. Nothing really relevant though lol #I like it... Mostly. Well‚ I like Atsushi‚ and I like Atsushi screentime. #I always forget that there's actually a one week timeskip within the Guild arc #I think these chapters were generally better executed in the manga. #But even then it's just... #Why do the make the Guild / Fitzgerald so. dumb. Why do they make them act so wildly irrationally and at the protagonists' advantage #It really gives villain acting entirely mindlessly to make the plot advance and the heroes win. It's really sensless. #I mean especially when Atsushi yielded. Why didn't Fitzgerald take his offer. For real!! #For real. He had NOTHING to gain from proceeding with his plan. He already obtained for Atsushi and the ada to collaborate. #Now they are NEVER going to help him‚ and that's agreat loss for him. #And idk. i hear that little Tumblr post in my voice saying “why would you complain about characters acting irrationally! #Do people irl never act irrationally?” #And yeah I get Fitzgerald was frustrated for losing Mitchell and his fight with Hawthorne. Okay I understand. #But that's definitely too much. That's him acting downright stupid at the heroes' advantage and it's just pretty underwhelming to read? #That said. It's just general notes I'm not particularly annoyed because like. That's just b/s/d to you. Dumbing down the villains a second– #so the author can escape the trap they put themselves into. Very Marvel-esque move lol. #On that exact same note WHY WOULD LUCY HAVE THE DOLL. #The doll is the whole premise for your plan working why would you not protect it with everything 😭😭😭 #I'm not getting in the Lucy / Atsushi scene itself. I love Lucy but I swear every time that scene gets played a femminist dies #(it's me. I'm the femminist dying every time.) #Mmmhh a couple more things. I dislike the ost choice in the scene where Steinbeck is torturing Q it feels so out of place #And I really don't get what's the deal with the Hawthorne / Fitzgerald convo it's so confusing to me. Like it It looks like Hawtorne is– #blaming Fitzgerald for Mitchell's condition (both in health and for her family status) but... #Objectively neither of those things are Fitzgerald's fault? Idk maybe I just have very little media comprehension for this arc because– #a lot of things just seem to happen with no sense. But it's okay #Im complaining a lot lol but its mostly irrelevant things (or like with the dumbification of villains things I've learnt to live with lmao) #But the episode was generally nice. The animation this season is consistently very pretty. #random rambles

[synonymroll648]

practice transmasc sophie drawing :) 

#sophie deserves top surgery because i deserve top surgery #in this au sophie is nonbinary and i am a trans guy but we can still both have top surgery #they've saved the world multiple times. i haven't killed anyone. i think we deserve a treat y'know? #also they get board shorts because they get put in fem wear too much and they canonically don't like the super fem stuff #(i also want hawaiian pattern board shorts. i am not projecting w/ this piece at ALL what are you talking about) #irl the color contrast is much higher and brighter #but the lighting was mid when i took this photo #uhhhh hmmm what else do i want to say #ok so 1) i swear i didn't intend to make sophie's shorts look reminiscent of the american flag it just Happened #2) doing colored pencil over marker when you know you're gonna be blending said colored pencil is a shit idea because you have to redo the #marker lines. speaking from experience w/ this drawing :/ so in the future the plan is do sketch then colors then lineart #hmmm yeah ig that's it for now. nvm one last thing - this is one out of at least three practice drawings leading up to a big sokeefitz piece #:) #alright actual tags now #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc fanart #sophie foster fanart #transmasc!sophie foster #transmasc!sophie #trans!sophie foster #trans!sophie #nonbinary!sophie #nonbinary!sophie foster #oh fun fact the white on the shorts is paint pen. it kinda fucks with the shading in some areas but it looks good enough that i'm leaving it

[bugsbenefit]

scary that there's still Will bowlcut haters around. like... that's his core character design, it looks nice too. sorry to all the different hairstyle enjoyers out there but Will without a bowlcut simply wouldn't be Will to me. that's the side effect of them doubling down on that one single hairstyle for 8 years. they can style it different or make it messier sure, but he needs Some version of a bowlcut otherwise who is that

#Duffers did it to themselves #if they'd change the haircut Now i'll call the s5 hair department a flop no hesitation #not because it would look bad but simply because That's Not My Will that's just noah schnapp with a wig #also unrelated side tangent ik this is just about silly hcs but anytime i talk about Will's hair i get annoyed about how the #bowlcut became the minion meme equivalent of the fandom #i simply refuse to believe people actually hate bowlcuts that much that has to be some kind of moist phenomenon #i've never in my life seen someone irl make fun of bowlcuts or personally even noticed one as 'strange' #but go online and there's apparently consensus that bowlcuts are cringe or something? lmao? #you can probably imagine how surprised i was when i found the st fandom for the first time and everyone just kept talking about Will's hair #when it's literally a normal ass haircut #and meanwhile no one realized that Mike also had a bowlcut for 3 seasons. i swear 'Will bowlcut lmaoo' just became a meme #i'm convinced half of these people don't even know what a bowlcut looks like since they apparently can't recognize one #side tangent over this had nothing to do with what people are talking about actually 😭 #my furstration about the way a fucking haircut out of all things became the funny stinger of the show apparently never goes away #and comes back out any time i type the word hair.... oh well #ignore the tags i was having a moment (flashback having nothing to say after a show besides 'the hairrr 😭')

[ttrpgsmoved]

this is fucking insane. if not a little overwhelming ngl.

#nullsense #so um.... that post is almost at 20k. i gained over 100 followers ever since i started posting more about bg (70 of which where from that #post alone) and i dont mean to say this to brag. it just really is overwhelming me a big. im not used to having so many followers hah... #ik it's just tumblr who cares... and i don't mean this to sound accusative... (if thats an actual word) it's just a lot is going on irl rn #and well to have this online too... wheew. still. appreciate you guys. hai hai. i will get over this lmao i swear

[bubblegumsunshine333]

Star Wars spinoffs are wack nowadays. Why the fuck would Han Solo's ex-girlfriend know the guy who killed Rey's parents?

Say I underestimate, and I imagine the population of the galaxy is in the trillions (Coruscant alone has trillions, so I can't begin to imagine the true population count). Why do all ~100 movie characters with names and lines know each other? Out of trillions of people, how have they all met, most of the time through random circumstance (i.e. not being introduced by mutual friends)? Worst world-building ever. You couldn't even convince me it was likely for two of them to run into each other if they were in a grocery store at the same time. It's nonsense that every random side character has to be connected in a ludicrous way.

The old (Lucas era) spinoffs were also wack, but at least some of it tried to stay grounded. There was so much emphasis on nobodies, it was thrilling. It was great reading a book with characters no one would hear from again, or playing a game where you're a protagonist who nobody fucking knows or respects, with 0 reputation outside of your accomplishments in that game. Nowadays, every single story has "chosen one" levels of predictability. The prequel trilogy establishing a "chosen one" prophecy was one of it's most criticized aspects, yet every new writer makes sure that their main character gets as close to being a chosen one as possible. It's bland and offensively predictable.

Don't get me wrong, some of the new stuff is very grounded too! Like Rebels, Squadrons, and Visions. So many nobodies doing cool stuff. It makes the Star Wars galaxy feel like an exciting realm to live in, where people are just people, but anybody has the opportunity to have a cool personal adventure that doesn't have to tie directly back to Darth Vader. I miss it, and clearly others do too. It's why Mando S1 was well-received (they were nobodies, doing cool shit). It's why people are obsessed with clones to this day (they were also nobodies, literally assigned a serial number, doing cool shit).

#star wars #btw I swear a lot in this I'm not actually mad I just swear a lot irl... proofreading this I realized I might seem upset to a random person #finding out Qi'ra met Ochi made me laugh because it's just so silly #I've been on a binge of old SW stuff recently (not just stuff I'm familiar with so no nostalgic bias) #and a lot of the new stuff is just jarring #it's like if for some reason we found out Plo Koon went to kindergarten with DJ (Don't Join) #sure that's physically possible I guess but why? #I just miss more casual stories like Republic Commando or Jedi Academy or TIE Fighter or Jedi Starfighter where you're just a person #and you make friends potentially and you do cool stuff and experience cool events not significant enough to make galactic news

[aftermathing]

Genuinely don't understand the changes that studio ghibli made to Howl's Moving Castle. American Howl? A plane war? A BIRD MONSTER?? MARKL????????? THEY RENAMED MICHAEL? TO MARKLE???????

#hmc #What happened to my WELSH BOY!!!!! #MY SHALLOW BITCHY ALCOHOLIC SLIMY WELSH RUGBY PLAYING BOY HOWELL JENKINS!!!!!! #mARKLE?????????????????????????????? #Read howl's moving castle this is a threat #the movie PALES in comparison #I'm sorry I ruin every party irl by talking about how much ghibli's version is disappointing and confusing in comparison #Howl swears like 'damnation!!' it's so funny #Why did they change his name to Markl. And everybody is just okay with that. I'm going to hurl. #Howl in the movie is??? So creepy??? #Do you people realize that the creepy lines the soldiers say in the beginning of the movie to pick up Sophie #Are actually said by Howl in the book because he's shallow and only likes women who don't like him #'There's a girl :)' GAHGGINH. YOU PEOPLE FIND THAT ROMANTIC?????

[amethyst-halo]

i said this morning i wasn't as mad abt shadow but. i am like trying not to think abt it bc it just. genuinely i fucking hate it

#asc shadow #asc spoilers #warrior cats spoilers #wc spoilers #sketch speaks #yknow what wouldve made more sense to me? sunbeam swearing off of love entirely. shutting off that part of her relationships. #just going ''fuck this actually'' and distancing herself from everyone #bc- i havent read it myself yet but- at NO POINT has she EVER given me the impression that she is In Love with nightheart #i think she likes the idea that he loves her i don't think it went any further than that #so YEAH i think she should be hurt and mad about him dipping out on her but i DONT think it makes sense for her to fucking FOLLOW HIM #ALSO NIGHTHEART HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT CREEPY TOWARDS HER IMO SO THIS IS JUST RED FLAG NIGHTMARE #it is not cute they've known each other for like. a month at most #im sorry but even irl you should not marry someone you've known for a month tops #It's Weird and i Don't Like It #i straight up don't want to read any more of asc #i'm not mad abt anyone liking how this is going or anything this rage is pointed solely at the erins #if u like it u do u but i have my own opinions on this

[blueflare7pkmn]

Hey I was just curious since you used to not be a chick, have you had your period yet?

(You don't have to answer this if you don't want to)

My what?

#//okay okay so I actually did some googling #//and it turns out canines don't have periods #//so I'm going to make it so Flare doesn't either! #//I swear the things I google for tumblr shenanigans #pkmn blog #pkmn irl #pkmn rp #pokeblogging #irl pkmn #irl pokemon #rotomblr #pokemon #pokemon irl #rotumblr

[royalarchivist]

I love how it’s so much harder for Bad to pretend he doesn’t find Quackity’s dirty jokes funny when they’re together in person

#Quackity #BadboyHalo #BBH #BBQduo #BBQ duo #IRL #Everyone: omg Bad is such a goody-goody he never swears or makes dirty jokes or anything! #BBH viewers: *look directly into the camera* #man keeps his streams PG but that doesn't mean he's never made jokes on OTHER people's streams #BBH is actually so funny but most people are just like ''he's the Mr. ''LANGUAGE'!!!' guy'' #like guys why do you think Bad and Quackity get along so well. They're both frickin chaotic and unhinged #granted Quackity is.... on a whole 'nother level lmao #Not captioning this for... obvious reasons #sometimes when I don't caption things I look at the reblogs to see how other people have done it #and when it's for things like this it always makes me laugh a bit #because like. I feel you how the frick DO you caption that noise #poor captioners be like ''how do I accurately caption this without making it sound like an M-rated ao3 fanfic'' #Me loving Quackity's laugh vs me being 😒 over the noises he makes

[strangeswift]

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#haha bet you thought this was gonna be a vaguepost bc this is the vaguepost format™️ #it's not. you've been tricked #matter of fact i am swearing off vagueposting. i mean i never did much of it but anYWAY #i am actually here to rant about my real irl in real life life #here's the thing #i am so lonely #not that i don't have friends. i do. i have many. #the issue is i don't have any Romantic interests #bc of where i live. pretty conservative kinda rural. mostly retirees #so it's impossible to meet people #plus there's not like places to go out to meet people really #and usually i am fine with that #like. i am ok being alone #but i go through phases where i am not ok about it #and that is what is happening now #and it sucks #and i know it will pass bc it always does #but like. i am 22 and have never had a real Serious gf #like. stupid hs relationships that lasted a couple months. sure. but those hardly count to me. #bc honestly. didn't like them that much. they were just there. and liked me. #anyway. #i am afraid i am gonna die alone #that's all really. #👍

[wickedhawtwexler]

i think i just need to accept that i'm never going to have irl friends ever again for the rest of my life lmao

#idk i keep putting myself out there but i just don't fucking connect with anyone #there are people out there who i like who i think also like me. and we have a kinda fun time. but the vibes are off #and on the rare occasions where i meet someone i actually vibe with we see each other again and they don't even remember me #like i'm not expecting to meet someone and be besties immediately bc that's not realistic #but it's like. you can usually tell after meeting someone a few times if you're vaguely similar? and i just don't! with anyone!!! #i've joined general social groups and neurodivergent groups and a crochet group and i take group violin classes #and plenty of ppl are making friends and hanging out outside of these structured meetings. not me though!!! i'm just a fucking loser!!! #and this isn't a nyc problem this has been a problem since i graduated college. this is a me problem #and idk. i think i just give up. i'm just an unlikable and weird person and i don't ever seeing that changing sooo. w/e it is what it is #i'll keep going to these meetup group events so i can get out of the house and pretend i have irl friends #and chat with my online friends <3 #this sounds depressing but i swear i'm not depressed i'm just like. accepting this is never happening so i can stop being disappointed #m.txt

[capfalcon]

the fucking white girls man

#I!!!! #i am never dating a white girl again i swear to fuckin god #this isnt' even #ok so: what spurred this is #famous poc men #all marrying/dating the exact same white girls #and this isn't really even like #a post bashing white women altho i will do that occasionally #this is just me being so goddamn tired of like #white blonde girl femininity #ESPECIALLY from poc men #like its so. i've seen essays about this before #but i think those that i read were specifically pertaining to black/brown men? i think? i don't have #them memorized but it's so. #bruh. #and this isn't even me talking about the #prevalence of poc men seeking out white women in media #this is me talking about actual irl shit #it's so frustrating and upsetting on a level that i cannot even begin to express!!!!!! AND #when you do express it people automatically jump to 'WELL HOW CAN YOU JUDGE THEIR RELATIONSHIP' #or 'MAYBE THEY'RE IN LOVE. HUH?' #i never said they're not #i am however saying its a very real thing for poc men to reject women within their own cultures or even other poc women in favor #of idealized white girls #and that's FRUSTRATING #and as someone who is literally half white #but was raised with a strong connection to my culture #i literally cant date white girls anymore!!!!! i've done it for several years and i cant fuckin do it anymore!!!! #because it is this lack of something that's really important to me on an intrinsic level #idk there's very eloquent essays about this im sure and this is not one of them

[cherryeol04]

Wahhhh okay okay like yn is so forgiving but Minho literally said he’d have our HEAD if jisung was ded AND THEN SEUNGMIN STRAIGHT UP SAID HE NEVER TRUSTED US 🚩🚩🚩I would like my head ty very much

Thank you for the ask anon!!!

Um.... yeah I would like my head too. 😂

That is something that's going to be explored further because yeah, Minho can be a little extreme. It is because he loves Jisung very much, but it can be very concerning. As the author, I know Minho would never follow through with that threat, so I don't know if that puts you and other readers at ease or not. I hope it does lol

With that said, I do just want to put this out for everyone who is reading my fic.

Disclaimers: this story is all fiction. If anyone every threatened your life like these boys have and then try to take you back, please exercise extreme caution!

I feel like I need to always put this above disclaimer now. Oh gosh. I hope you guys don't take this story the wrong way at any point! 😭

#cherry.ask #ask cherry #anon ask #stray kids #skz #fanfic #kpop #no control universe #the red flags of losing control #these boys really love her i swear! #they just have....problems expressing that? #that's a lame excuse #could I blame it on the alpha genes? #that wouldn't be right either. #let's go with no one is perfect but in this case i know that no one would actually hurt her! #but irl please don't ignore any red flags you get from people - for your safety okay my loves???? #always stay safe!

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

Maybe I should fuck around and make a crochet sideblog

#its nearly 2am i have to be up and on the road in 4 hours so i can drive from Rochester to Buffalo eeheheheeeheheheh #*raises arms in surrender* Don't shoot Rie im off to bed after this post i swear #anyways life updates for my non irl mutuals: #expect to see a lot of sporadic activity tomorrow as my dad and i make the trip from Rochester NY to Knoxville TN #if youre not from the us and dont know how far that is: its 12 hours by car :)) #4 weeks of vacation before i start my internship lets see if it inspires me to actually write some shit this time #maybe someday ill write ahahahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahah #the tags did the duplication thing in the middle of that laughter but i left it in because it enhances it #anyways goodnight gamers (you can stop glaring at me Rie)

[truly-jcjenson]

... What the fuck just happened?

#jcjenson post #gimmick blog #robo vibes #jcjenson > scjohnson #fun fact i actually don't really swear irl #instead i say epidexipteryx because it's funny