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#I ain’t intrested
sahonithereadwolf · 11 months
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Really fuckin’ hating the quirky “has a niche intrest/passionate about a thing = autism” thing as someone who is not nor has any desire to be instagramably autistic. It feels like autism blog moms for fandom culture. I ain’t your little creature. I’m a whole ass man, and a monster when I want to be.
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vicontheinternet · 5 months
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I hate the addition/explanation to the sire bond lore that we got was so horrible. I like it better as something that just happened rarely. I couldve been so intrested to see they power dynamics of a sire bond within a relationship but no they had to say that sire bonds exist because the human was in love with the vampire that turned them. And like even that is something you can poke holes in. Like if they wanted to make soulmates make ‘em. It was in the book. Because if you think abt sire lines too hard it don’t make sense. Like Tyler ain’t know that man from Adam when he became that mans first hybrid and his first sired hybrid. Imma poke a hole in the whole you have to have pre existing feelings for the vampire to become sired because we’ve had multiple examples where that wasn’t true and multiple examples where humans had feelings for the vampire that turned them and didn’t become sired so that ain’t canon to me.
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"Harry is very good at keeping himself in the limelight. He definitely has enough charisma and press to keep a lot of people interested; he follows a Kardashian model of economics (little talent, much exposure) that has worked out very well for them."
I'm not the same anon from before but i actually loved this example you made and i wanted to add my two cents on that. Cause mr Styles is literally the male and cheaper version of the kardashians, very good at keeping people intrested in their personal lives rather than in their actual business/art. The main difference would be Kris and the entire pr team of the kardashians are way better at creating "trends" and keep people talking (might also be cause for them every publicity is good publicity while for the azoffs (and harry himslef) there's nothing worst than someone even daring to slightly criticize their favorite industry plant). The point is in 5/6 years maybe more if they play their cards right harry would be no better nor more relevant than any justin timberlake out there rn. Actually he is the second coming of JT a traitor who betrayed, sabotaged and humiliated his band members for his selfish wishes of power and fame and who used more famous and powerful women than him to boost his fame and career. In 10/15 years styles will be running back to his roots with his tail between his legs beggining for a 1d reuinion, hopefully the others will have a better chance at their solo carreers than the 4 nsync had and won't find themselves """forced""" into accepting a fake reunion for a little bit of more money and limelight.
I really, really hope that Louis will have enough self-preservation and pride that he will turn down a 1D reunion, because it will inevitably be lame and sad as fuck, four or five middle-aged men trying to relive some childhood glory.
However, UO (or is it popular? Idk) I think a 1D reunion is likely at some point. Old dudes singing Midnight Memories or Best Song Ever to make a buck that none of them need, instead of making new and better music, is fucking sad. I was listening to Paolo Nutini and thinking of his evolution as an artist, which came after years and years, and wondering whether Louis can grow like Nutini, and not always worry about keeping his 1D audience or look back on past glories. Trying to play to a 16-year-old crowd as a 35-year-old male artist, and dragging out the newest arrangement of Steal My Girl… that just ain’t it.
The thing about Louis always hanging on to 1D and playing 1D songs at his shows is that he’s encouraging the audience to value these songs more than his solo songs. He can’t let go; fans sense his weakness and push him further. He drops FITF songs to play Catfish’s 7 or Drag Me Down— some of the fans in the audience have never heard some of the FITF songs and don’t even know he’s skipping them. Did Louis really do himself any favors?
But hyping 1D seems to be the refrain of Louis’ career, from label to management to Louis himself, and for eight years, it’s never changed. So unfortunately, I think a 1D reunion is a matter of time.
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nickeverdeen · 1 year
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Uh hi!
Could I have a matchup from either Maze runner or arcane?
Sexuality: I'm Pan, go ham king :)
Pronouns: They/Them
Basics: Short dark brown slightly wavy hair, round near circular glasses, chocolate brown eyes, peach skin tone, afab, with midsize body, fit, strong arms and hypermobile (espec. knees)
Personality: Optimistic, dark humour, willing to try anything once, kind, protective of close people, anxious, strong sense of justice, sporty (especially lacrosse) chill, musical and very creative. books.
Likes: Cool fashion, stars, bass guitar, digital art, alice in wonderland, poetry, singing, song-writing, blues, greens and lavendars, lily of the valley (flower), random references
Dislikes: People without a reason to do harmful things, coldness, stiff socks
Thank you :D
Hey there, thanks for requesting!
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Your Maze Runner match is…
Teresa
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(Please no hate on her here)
First of all: she finds you very good looking
Teresa likes the fact that at least someone here is an optimistic person
She’ll do her best to help whenever you get anxious
Runs her hand through your hair while cuddling
You can make her smile whenever
She is also protective of you, not wanting you to get hurt after all what happened
(Maze etc)
Teresa isn’t really a sporty person herself, but she does like to watch you do sports
She’s always there whenever you have a lacrosse match
She doesn’t want to miss it
Feel free to tell her about your favourite books
She’ll listen
Song-writing? She loves to see what your new song might be
Teresa is pretty much new to music so she’s intrested in it
Bad day? Gets you your favourite flowers
She either calls you
“Love” or “Y/N”
Teresa isn’t much of a PDA fan, but she ain’t afraid to hold your hand in public
Random small talks about random stuff at night while cuddling
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tiredtenku · 3 months
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Requiem 1ish
okay i like the idea of writing a story so im gona do just that but i suck so im gona put the first part of what i wrote and tell me if its intresting or if theres stuff i can improve in (btw dont look at the stuff ive posted before its bad junk)
well no more stalling here you go!:
“Fuck. I’m late. That ain’t good in the least. This could be bad.”
A man mumble these words as he jogs across a street unknowing of the truck to his side and as many may have assumed this truck does indeed collide with this poor man. Now as many have guessed this man was killed with an echoing crash to send him off into the afterlife. The curtains close and the fumbling of footsteps fill the stage the audience remains quiet. The curtains lift to show what’s supposedly a busy street with a likeness to many others. People of all races walking by beast people elves and the like. The same man screams with braced arms
“What? where am I?”
The man exclaims
“Can it be? Am I in another world? Where I can gain fame and fortune?”
The play continues but one person leaves; they are evidently bored of the show.
He mumbles
“Another bust”
As he walks out of the theater and passes a sign saying “the first hero’s journey” right next to “demon kings forbidden love” and other similar titles. The man knows most of them are fabricated and untrue but some say they are based on truth but no one can really confirm that. The street is similarly packed with people of all races just like in the play. As he walks a man suddenly appears in the road and screams in shock the man wearing a black cloak that covers short black hair and obscure his blood red eyes sighs and grabs the man in business casual by the scruff of his neck saying
“C'mon let’s go”
“What? Who are you? Where are you taking me? Let go!”
The man protests and berates the cloaked man at the same time. Calmly he responds:
“Don’t know how to answer. I’m Sonata. We are going to the king of this country. No, I won't let you go. And if you have any more questions feel free to keep them to yourself”
And as per usual this shuts up the man and he starts to think and think and think. The thinking continues and so does a loud silence only disturbed by a couple onlookers and anyone else who might want to travel on foot
“Okay now you're making me feel bad.”
“What do you mean?”
“You’re supposed to ask a couple more questions but you really did just shut up. I mean I said we are going to the king and you don’t even bother asking about proper manners or even how you got here or anything”
“Well I mean if your taking me to the king it probably doesn’t require manners because you would know I wouldn’t have any and I know how I got here this must be a isekai scenario if I need to know anything else I’m sure it’ll come up in the talk with the king”
“Not the first time I’ve heard the word isekai and not the first time that I don’t ask what it might mean. That aside you can walk for yourself if your going to be cooperative”
Sonata then drops the man to his feet. The man stares at Sonata's red eyes. Those can be an object of obsession for those who are brought into this world always curious if they have rare eyes or hair but honestly you find hair and eyes of pretty much any color here although bright colors are a little bit rarer. Sonata passes the time with useless idle thought such as these until the make it to the castle gates
thats all ive done i did make some lore for fun besides this but i lost half of it so oh well guess i get to redo it... if people like this that is. if you did read it thanks a million and please give me your opinion
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treegirl-love · 3 years
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Love Calculators Be Like:
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Me: So I have 100% chance with anyone even though I’m not romantically interested in people interesting.
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pencilscratchins · 3 years
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Idk if you’ve talked about b4 but have u seen Wandavision? And if so, thoughts? 👀
i have said this before but i also get a lot of messages about it so i’ll say again: no, i haven’t seen it; no, i have no interest in seeing it; no, i don’t like what i have seen; no, nothing you say will change my mind, it’s just not for me ♥️
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sentinelpri · 3 years
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HI! I love your Sentinel x OP fics, such a rare ship, just wondering have you ever thought about protective Sentinel? Sentinel finding out how intrested/crazy Megs is in OP and being super protective/scared for OP (as well as jealous)
Thank you so much! Feel like those are my best works so I'm glad to hear you like them. Also, I totally headcanon Sentinel as a jealous, over-protective little bastard, so here's some of that for ya underneath the cut! <3
Imagine this scenario taking place a bit after the end of season three. Optimus Prime is the new Magnus, Sentinel kind of hates it but comes to terms with it and becomes Optimus’s body guard/advisor, Megatron escapes from prison and builds a new hidden base on Cybertron so he can wreak havoc, as he does. He somehow manages to help the other Decepticons escape, which is not only terrifying but inconvenient as Optimus is now receiving a lot of backlash for not having better prison security, and politically, he ain’t doing too great.
Sentinel, having now matured a bit through the course of the series, has a better relationship with Optimus. There’s still some tension in the air that they haven’t resolved, they still snap at each other and fight and have disagreements, but they’re at least mostly cordial again and working together decently. Okay, fine. Sentinel is cool with ignoring the feelings for Optimus that he’s had since they were in the academy, as long as Optimus is okay and happy and around him again and single.
But then the coms from Megatron start coming. The Decepticon warlord has somehow obtained their contact information and started contacting Optimus all through the day and night, interrupting his work and trying to talk him into all sorts of things; joining the Decepticons, allowing them to rule, coming to meet him alone in suspicious locations, challenging him to casual training battles, asking him to hang out of all things... Sentinel isn’t sure if it’s a trap or if Megatron is showing some sort of weird romantic interest, but either way, he fucking HATES it. As in, despises it and wants to tear Megatron limb for limb, because he would be damned if he knew Optimus for as many light years as he did and lost to some Decepticon fuck.
He was content with spending time with Optimus and working with him constantly, hiding his feelings, as long as he felt like Optimus was... There, present, like there was a chance that something could happen between the two one day, but the potential of Optimus going off and doing Primus knows what with Megatron scares him and he hates it, because even though he doesn’t think Optimus loves him back or even forgives him for everything he’s done, he’s a selfish bot who wants Optimus as his own.
Everything starts driving him mad; Optimus’s fleeting touches, Optimus’s voice, Optimus acting like everything was fine when Sentinel had fallen head over stabilizing servos for him like a fool.
Things come to a boiling point one night when Sentinel decides he’s finally going to confess. It’s been a long time coming, and he just... Can’t get over how much he loves Optimus and everything about him; his strength, his fortitude, his kindness, his sarcasm, his humor, his appearance, his determination, his everything. Maybe the glass of oil he had alone in his berthroom was a little too much for him, or maybe the recent conflicts with Megatron are making him realize that he may not have forever to make his move, but he finds that he can’t stop himself as he shows up to Optimus’s quarters, opening the unlocked door without thinking, only to see Optimus... Packing a bag.
Sentinel immediately gets a bad feeling when Optimus turns around and looks at him like he’s been caught doing something wrong, packed bag being slung over his shoulder and Magnus hammer in one of his servos. As his advisor and bodyguard, Sentinel knows damn well that he’s to be informed of any trips or battles that Optimus is participating in before anyone else, and since the start of his rule, Optimus has always done that... Except for this time, apparently.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing, Optimus?” The blue and gold bot enters the room and shuts the door behind him with a huff, crossing his arms. He can already tell that Optimus was trying to hide this from him as the Magnus averts his gaze with a heavy blush and sighs.
“I didn’t want you to find out like this, but... I’m going after Megatron, alone. I need to do this for myself, but the council won’t approve me seeking him out no matter how many times I appeal their decision on the solo mission I proposed. So... I’m leaving tonight. Don’t tell anyone else.”
Sentinel’s first thought is about whether or not Optimus wants him to get fired because, seriously? Sentinel was meant to be his bodyguard! To protect him! Optimus, as Magnus, was meant to be a public figure and a symbol of strength for Cybertron- not to go out and apprehend petty wash-out criminals! Couldn’t he have at least thought to bring Sentinel along if he was going to do something so... Illegal?
It turns into an argument; Sentinel arguing that not only is it going against the council’s decision and very much illegal, but that Megatron has weird fucked up intentions with Optimus and has been trying to lure him for a while, that this could be some sort of trap, and that whether he likes it or not, he needs someone to protect him. Sentinel isn’t even so much against the fact that it’s out of conduct as he is that it’s Optimus putting himself in danger like he always does; like an idiot.
“Sentinel, I’ve got it handled and I can do this alone! I know you’re my bodyguard, but I’ve never needed you to protect me! Where was this side of you back then?”
“I know you can do it alone, but I don’t want you to! And I’ve changed since then-”
“Well, so have I, and I’m more independent and capable than I was, so why do you insist on coddling me when it comes to Megatron? I’ve defeated him once, and I can do it again-”
“Because I love you, okay!? You fragging dolt! I need to keep you safe!”
Oh. He hadn’t meant to say it like that, but as soon as he did, they were both freezing in place, Optimus dropping his hammer to the ground and Sentinel looking at where it had fallen. At some point, they’d walked up to each other, faces in each other’s faces and optics full of panic and rage and passion and something else he couldn’t quite identify.
“You...”
“N-Never mind, I should leave! I was just kidding, you didn’t hear anything-” 
“I love you, too, you know. Always have, I just... Didn’t want you to worry about me or get hurt.”
The confession almost goes over his head and has him stammering over his own words, struggling to process what had just been said- all these light years, both of them loved each other and just didn’t say anything, and it took Optimus trying to sneak off on his own to go fight Megatron for either of them to say anything.
“O-Oh... So can I come with you? Pretty please with an energon candy on top?”
At that, Optimus sighs.
“...Fine.”
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tsuzuruteeth · 3 years
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I’ve been thinking and what if mc was a musical fan, what musicals would they make the brothers watch with them.
Lucifer:
- the phantom of the opera
- fits his aesthetic visually
- probably one of the only musicals that would fit him musically cause of the classical feel
- favourite song would probably be music of the night
- doesn’t mind the plot but prefers to just listen to the soundtrack after the first time
- sometimes refers to mc as Christine as a nickname after watching it together just to see them be flustered
Mammon:
- the Rocky Horror Picture Show
- shows him the live version for the heckling he loves that shit
- doesn’t get the plot until mc explains that no one really does then he just doesn’t care
- was apprehensive about watching a musical but doesn’t mind this type
- loves hot patootie
- the songs get stuck in his head all the time can you imagine Asmo’s reaction when he sings “I’m just a seeet transvestite” under his breath one day
Levi:
- Be More Chill
- feels like he relates to most of the charas
- fav song is two player game and he tells mc that they’re his player two while mc tried not to melt into a puddle
- cried at Michael in the bathroom cause he felt that
- wouldn’t ask to watch it again but wouldn’t say no if his player two wanted to watch it with him
Satan:
- was gonna be funny and say cats but I don’t think he’d appreciate humans dressed up as cats
- Into the Woods
- based off fairy tales and he loves seeing how the stories all connect
- thinks last midnight is a bop and loves the witch
- thinks rapunzel is stupid
- again wouldn’t ask to watch again but wouldn’t complain if they asked him to watch it with them
- totally wants to have a fairytale reading session with them after it though
Asmo
- Mean Girls
- relates to Regina and and thinks she’s a queen
- thinks world burn is so sexy
- loves the Halloween scene when they’re all wearing sexy outfits
- will ask to watch the original mean girls afterwards
- sometimes asks you to put on the musical cause he likes to sing along with the songs
Beel:
- six
- it had to be a short musical cause his hunger ain’t gonna let him be there for that long
- loves when they reclaimed their stories at the end
- really loves heart of stone and I don’t need your love
- says that heart of stone is how he feels about mc and suddenly mc is crying on the floor and beel thinks he’s done something wrong but no no you’re just too sweet
- doesn’t ask to watch it but if he sees you watching it he will sit next to you with popcorn no questions asked
Belphie:
- Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
- he loves for this type of dark shit
- disappointed when no ones throats actually get slit like belphie plz remember this is pretend
- likes the intro cause it’s dramatic and tells him everything he needs to know so if he accidentally all asleep half way through he knows what’s gonna happen
- won’t watch it again because he’ll just fall asleep
Bonus
Diavolo:
- Les Miserable
- finds it intresting because it shows how humans deal with their issues
- cried at empty chairs at empty tables (diavolo ur literally the king of hell you’ve seen worse??? He knows it’s just... humans are so fragile)
- likes hear the people song because people joining together in unity!!!
- he’s gonna be depressed for days after finishing it why did you have to show him one of the most tragic musicals out there
- refuses to watch it again because he has dignity!!!
Barbatos:
- Heathers
- likes the overall message and dark humour
- if you show him the movie he’s gonna prefer that cause it’s more his humour style but still likes the musical
- likes our love is god because it’s the turning point and because he’s thinks it’s funny cause you know, devildom
- won’t watch it with you again because this man is busy but if he’s free... he won’t say no
Simeon
- Joseph and the Amazing Technicoloured Dreamcoat
- Made for kids so it’s family friendly! Plus it’s a bible story!!! He loves it!!!
- close every door to me is his song because it’s a song of faith in your darkest times praise the lord amen
- thanks mc for showing him this, will watch again in his own time and will also show luke
Luke:
- the lion King
- he is a child he’d love it
Solomon:
- Legally Blonde
- already watched it before so is glad to join you to watch it again
- plays gay or European whenever lucifer and diavolo are together
- fav song is positive just for the lyrics “keep it positive as you pull her hair and call her whore” and will quote it if given the chance
- probably watched it again with you and asmo
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your-denki-kun · 3 years
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Single?
Katsuki x Femal!Reader
What: fluff, aged up characters, children, mentioning of other ships, MANGA SPOILERS
Word count: 4.4K
~3rd person pov.~
How Katsuki is single is still the biggest mystery to the world. His friends try hooking him up with people, setting him up on blind dates with men and women. He always just takes the food and leaves however. His friends are starting to give up on getting him a partner. All they're doing is breaking peoples hearts.
''Why won't Bakubro just date someone?'' Eijirou whines.
''I don't know man, I wish I did.'' Hanta groans.
''Well, there must be someone out there, right?'' Denki asks.
''You would think so.'' Kyouka mumbles.
''The fuck are you fuckers talking about?!'' Katsuki's voice barks from behind them.
All their heads snap back as they see a glaring katsuki looking down on them as they're all sitting on the couch in the canteen. All of them try to say something, but all that comes out are jumbled up words as Denki and Eijirou make weird hand movements. Katsuki grumbles and walks away from them, not really being in the mood.
Kamuko had kept him up a lot last night. He would have let you deal with her, but you are so tired lately and Katsuki just wanted you to sleep. You're his fiance and Kamuko is your daughter. You don't want to go public about your relationship with him just yet, so he keeps it hidden. You're his childhood friend and you two have always been inseparable, so it was no surprise you two started dating and got engaged.
Katsuki makes himself some coffee and chugs it down fast. He throws away the paper cup and walks out of the canteen again, his old classmates and friends still trying to explain what they were talking about. Katsuki knows damn well they were talking about his love life, that's all they seem to talk about.
He curses under his breath and walks into his office. He drops his gauntlets on the black leather couch and walks over to his dark wooden desk. He sits down on his black leather swivel chair and grabs a file, opening it and starts reading the content. It's a report on a mission done two days ago.
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Katsuki closes his locker as he puts on his coat. He can't wait to go home and cuddle up with you on the couch. If he's lucky Kamuko will still be up and he'll be able to play a bit with her as well. He walks out of the changing room and to the exit of his agency. He spots Eijirou standing there with an awkward smile on his face and grumbles.
''Hey Bakubro.'' Eijirou says as he walks over to Katsuki.
''What?'' Katsuki snaps.
''Why have you been abandoning the blind dates we set up?'' Eijirou asks as he follows Katsuki out of the agency.
Katsuki has his hands stuffed deep into his pockets as his shoulders are hunched forward and his steps are heavy. He glares at Eijirou from the corner of his eyes to see the redhead walking with his shoulders pushed back, hands beside him and a smile on his face as his footsteps are light. Katsuki sighs as he looks forward again.
''Don't want a fucking date asshead.''
''But why not? I'm dating Denki, Mina is dating Hanta and Jirou is dating Momo. You're the only one who isn't dating. Don't you get lonely?''
''No.''
''Come on man. Just one date. That's all we ask. At least talk a bit to the person before walking off with the food again. After that we'll stop.'' Eijirou begs.
''No.''
''Well, to bad. We're doing it anyway. If you don't go we will never stop, just so you know!'' Eijirou says as he jogs off and waves.
Katsuki sighs as he keeps walking home. Slowly his house comes into view. It's a white, two story mansion with a big front yard and a huge back yard with a play ground. It has five bedrooms and three and a half bathroom. It has an open floorplan and is recently renovated. He walks up to the front door and opens it, softly walking inside.
He takes off his coat and shoes, puts his keys in the basket and walks into the living room. The TV is playing some random serie while you're sitting on the couch with a blanket wrapped around you as you're watching the show. Katsuki smiles and walks over, going to stand behind the couch and wrapping his arms around your shoulders as he plants a kiss on your head.
''I'm home, Princess.'' He whispers as he buries his face in your hair.
''Welcome back, Suki. Kamuko is already asleep, she couldn't stay awake anymore, sorry.'' You say as you place your hands on his arms.
''Is fine.''
You smile at the sleepy undertone of his voice. After a few seconds he lets go of you and walks around the couch, laying down on it with his head resting on your lap. He closes his eyes as he gets comfortable. You smile down at him and bring your hand up to gently pull your fingers through his hair, making sure your nails scratch his scalp slightly.
''They were at it again, huh?'' You whisper.
''Yeah.'' He mumbles as he snuggles closer.
''It's okay, Suki. When we're married you'll announce me to the whole wide world.'' You whisper as you kiss the side of his head.
''Fuck yes I will. No one will look at you with those stupid lust eyes anymore.'' He mumbles, words slightly slurring.
''I'm all yours, Baby. No other man has my intrest, only you.''
''Fucking right you're all mine.'' He mumbles as he turns over and buries his face into your abdomen.
''You tired?'' You whisper into his hair, fingers still playing with his hair.
''Mmm.''
''Lets go up then. I can't carry you.'' You giggle.
''Mmm.'' He groans, snuggling up closer.
''Suki!'' You giggle. ''You can carry me upstairs and hug me all you want.'' You bribe.
''Fine.'' He grumbles as he sits up.
He gets off the couch and picks you up bridal style. You wrap your arms around his shoulders and rest your head against his chest, feeling his muscles move when he moves as well. Katsuki smiles down at you and holds you closer as he walks into the bed room you two share. He carries you to the bed and lays you down.
He plants a gentle kiss on your forehead before walking over to the closet. He opens it and takes out some grey sweatpants. You watch him silentle as he strips to his boxers. He puts on the sweats and walks over to you with a smirk. You stare at his abs and well trained body as he crawls into bed beside you and wraps his arms around you.
He lays on his back as you tangle your legs with his and wrap your arm around his waist, resting your head on his chest as his arms are wrapped securely around you. You smile as you close your eyes. Katsuki plants a kiss on the top of your head as he holds you closer and also closes his eyes.
''Good night, Princess.'' He mumbles sleepily.
''Good night, Suki.''
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Three days later is the day he has his stupid blind date with a random person. You helped him get ready and reassured him it's fine. He's wearing black dress pants with a white blouse, the top two buttons open. On his feet he has fancy black shoes. He's also wearing his leather jacket. You wave him off with Kamuko in your arms.
As he arrives at the restaurant he spots a random chick sitting at a table. She's wearing a red dress that's revealing and tight fitting. Her blond hair curled up and a few strands pinned to the back of her head. She's wearing a lot of makeup, showing how vain she is. Katsuki groans to himself as he walks over and sits down, placing his jacket over the back of his chair.
''Hey.'' He grumbles, already hating this.
''Hey~.'' The woman flirts as she leans over the table.
''I'm going to make this very fucking clear. I ain't looking for a fucking partner. The only fucking reason I'm here is to get those shitty extra's off my fucking back. So shut it and fucking eat.'' Katsuki growls as he waves over a waiter.
''No need to be rude~.''
''Some beer and katsudon. Give this bitch a salade and water.'' Katsuki tells the waiter.
''Coming right up.'' The waiter says before walking off.
As Katsuki waits for the food the woman keeps attempting to hit on him. Katsuki ignores her however and pulls out his phone, looking through the news. As the food arrives he eats his food fast, slams some money on the table and leaves. His footsteps are heavy as he walks home, cursing under his breath all the way home.
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When he arrives home he slams the door shut and kicks off his shoes and hangs up his coat, a scowl present on his face as he keeps grumbling curses under his breath. You walk over to him wearing one of his shirts and some shorts. A sleeping Kamuko is in your arms as you walk over to him.
Katsuki releases a breath and takes his one-year-old daughter from you, cradling her in his arms as he gently rocks her. You just watch him as he slowly calms down. You and Kamuko always have that effect on him. You go to stand beside him and lean against his side, looking at the peacefully sleeping Kamuko as she holds Katsuki's shirt.
''That bad, huh?'' You whisper.
''She wouldn't shut up. Kept flirting with me no matter what I fucking said.'' Katsuki grumbles as he places a kiss on your forehead.
''Well, you're home now and if the others keep their promise this will be the last one.'' You smile as you give him a quick kiss on the lips.
''Thank god.''
''Come, lets put her to bed.'' You smile as you start walking up to Kamuko's room.
Katsuki smiles and follows after you. You open the door to the room with soft pink walls, stuffed animals, dolls and other toys everywhere and a white crib. Katsuki places Kamuko in her crib and tucks her in, kissing her head. You also give Kamuko a kiss and lean against Katsuki's chest as he wraps his arms around you torso, resting his head on yours.
''I love you (y/n).'' He mumbles with closed eyes.
''I love you too Katsuki. Lets go to bed. You need to get up early tomorrow.'' You smile as you turn in his hold and rest your hands flat against his masculine chest.
''Hmm, good idea, Teddy bear.'' He whispers into your ear.
You flush as you bury your face in his chest. Katsuki chuckles as he lifts you up. You hug him koala style and bury your face in his neck. Katsuki carries you up to your room and places you on the bed before getting changed and brushing his teeth. Once he's done he walks over to you and crawls into bed beside you. he wraps his arms around you as you bury your face in his chest.
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Weeks go by and Katsuki's friends keep their promise. That makes Katsuki a lot less snappy and grumpy, which caused the two of you to have some fun. Right now you're looking down at a positive pregnancy test. Your eyes tear up as you smile brightly. You walk out of the bathroom and walk over to the napping Kamuko.
You pick her up and walk to the front door, putting on a coat and shoes. You grab your keys and walk outside, holding Kamuko close as the days are slowly getting colder. You start walking to Katsuki's agency as a few tears spill. He's at work and will be until late tonight. As you reach the agency you walk inside and start heading to the elevator.
''Excuse me, who are you and what is your business here?'' A security lady asks.
''Ah, I'm here for Katsuki Bakugou.'' You say, rubbing Kamuko's back as she slowly wakes up.
''He's in a meeting.''
''I see, I'll wait here for him then.'' You say as you walk over to a chair and sit down.
You place Kamuko on your lap and support her so she won't fall off seeing as she's still tired. Kamuko smiles at you as she babbles and moves her hands around, making funny faces. You just hum and ask her questions to keep the both of you entertained. From the corner of your eye you see the security lady call someone.
''Really? What did you do?'' You ask Kamuko and she responds with some more babbling.
You look up when you hear multiple footsteps walking down a hallway and voices happily talking with one another. You see Katsuki walking with some other people as they talk to him. You realize they are his friends and smile before looking back down at Kamuko as she babbles some more.
''Hmm, good job, Sweetie.'' You smile at her as she just continues.
The footsteps and voices come to a halt, causing you to look up. You see everyone look at you curiously as Katsuki stares at you wide-eyed. You smile and pick up Kamuko as you stand up. You start walking over to them, but the security lady stops you by grabbing your free arm. You look at the lady to see her looking at you angrily.
''Where do you think you're going?'' She asks.
''I told you before that I'm here for Katsuki Bakugou.'' You sigh.
''You're here for Bakubro?'' A cheery voice asks.
You look to the source of the voice and see Katsuki's friends and Katsuki staring at you confused.
''Yes.'' You simply state as you pull your arm from the womans grip.
''Why?'' A pink haired girl asks.
''I need to talk to him.'' You smile, glaring at the woman as you walk over to them.
''Oh? Why would a woman with a beautiful baby want to talk to our angry boom boom man?'' A blond asks.
''The fuck are you doing here?'' Katsuki finaly asks.
''Language. I came here to talk to you.'' You scold.
''Could have fucking called me.'' He grumbles, surprised you're here.
''Trust me, you would be mad if I told you over the phone. Can we talk in your office. Oh, and language!''
''Fine.'' Katsuki grumbles as he walks to the elevator.
You follow after him as Kamuko makes grabby hands towards him. You giggle and boop her nose. You and Katsuki silently wait for the elevator to arrive as you hear the others whisper behind you. When the elevator arrives you and Katsuki get in. As soon as the doors close he takes Kamuko from you and plants a kiss on her face before giving you a kiss.
''Why are you here, Princess?'' He asks softly.
''I'll tell you soon. A bit more patience Suki.'' You smile.
He grumbles softly. You take Kamuko from him before the doors open and follow Katsuki as he walks out of the elevator and towards his office. You three get a lot of strange looks while walking down the hall, but as soon as the people meet Katsuki's deathly glare they go back to work. You giggle softly at his behavior.
Katsuki opens the doors to his office and holds it open for you. You smile and walk into the office, Katsuki walking in after and closing the doors. You walk over to his desk and fish the pregnancy test out of your pocket and place it on his desk before turning to Katsuki and smiling brightly at him.
He walks over to the desk confused and picks up the stick. His eyes widen as he realizes what he's holding and what it says. He places it down on the desk again and turns to you with glazed over eyes and a questioning look, as if asking if it’s true. You place kamuko on a chair beside you and nod as you give Katsuki a hug.
''Yes Suki, I'm pregnant again.'' You whisper.
Katsuki holds you tight and spins you around. You giggle fondly as Katsuki showers your face in kisses.
''Fuck, I love you.'' He says softly as he places you down.
''I know, we'll have two little people to prove that.'' You smile.
''Fuck, I'm going to be a dad again. God, glad you came here. Gimmie kiss.''
You smile and place your lips on his. Your lips move in sync as Katsuki holds your waist. You wrap your arms around his shoulders and go to stand on your tippy toes. Katsuki licks your bottom lip, asking for permission. You part your lips and let his tongue enter. The two of you only break apart when you hear Kamuko giggling and babbling once again.
You giggle as you rest your head against Katsuki's chest and look at her. Your arms move to his waist as Katsuki rests his head on yours and also looks at Kamuko. She just babbles as she makes grabby hands towards you and Katsuki. You and Katsuki softly laugh as you break the hug and he goes to pick her up.
''You're going to be a big sister, Short stack.'' Katsuki smiles.
Kamuko babbles in reply.
''That's right baby. You're going to be a big sister.'' You smile as you kiss the side of her head.
''Now we have to wait longer to marry.'' Katsuki mumbles in a sad manner.
''Don't worry Suki. We can marry in a year. Our little Kamuko can be the prettiest brides maid ever and our new member can be there too.'' You smile as you place a hand on your stomach.
''Fuck, I really fucking love you. You know that, right?'' Katsuki whispers.
''Hmm, I do. Same here Suki, same here.'' You smile as you take his free hand and take it in yours.
The moment gets ruined by a knock on the door. You snatch the pregnancy test from the desk and put it in your pocket as you take Kamuko from Katsuki and speed walk over to the couch, sitting down as Katsuki moves to lean against his desk, looking at the big wooden doors. You nod at him as he takes a deep breath.
''Come in.'' He calls.
The door opens and a total of ten people walk in. You recognize one of them, Izuku, your other child hood friend. For the rest there is a purple haired girl, a red haired guy, a blond guy with a black lightning bolt, a black haired guy, a half white half white haired guy, a blue haired guy, a pink haired girl, a brown haired girl and a green haired girl. Izuku spots you and his eyes widen.
''(y/n)?'' He asks surprised.
''Hey Izu.'' You smile as you wave at him.
''Why the fuck are you guys here?!'' Katsuki barks.
''We'll have a mission soon, Bakugou. We came to talk it through.'' The half half guy says in a monotone voice.
''Can't you fucking see I'm busy?''
''We tried telling them you had someone over, but they wouldn't believe us.'' The black haired guy says.
''Kacchan never has people over, but now I understand. (y/n) would be the only possible person.'' Izuku mutters.
you get up and walk to Katsuki. he looks at you with a raised eye brow.
''I'll be going now, Bakugou.'' You say as you bow.
''Whatever.'' He grumbles.
''Kacchan? (y/n)? Did something happen between the two of you?'' Izuku asks.
''No Izu. Nothing happened.'' You smile at Izuku.
''Then why did you call him by his last name?'' Izuku asks as he takes a step forward.
''What do you mean Midbro?'' The redhead asks.
''(y/n) is our childhood friend as well. She always calls him by his front name or her nickname for him.'' Izuku explains as he turns to the others.
''I'll go Suki, Kamuko needs to be fed soon.'' You whisper to Katsuki.
''Yeah. See ya.'' He says, a ghost of a smile on his face.
You start walking to the group of people seeing as they are all standing in front of the open doors. They make way for you and follow you with their gaze as you walk off. Kamuko starts crying as she notices you're walking away from Katsuki. You try shushing her, but she starts trashing in your hold.
''Shh baby, you'll see daddy later.'' You whisper in her ear.
As she keeps crying Katsuki sighs and walks over to you and Kamuko. His friends and past classmates look at him worried and try stopping him, but Katsuki ignores them and walks over nonetheless. He takes Kamuko from your hold and slightly bounces her in his arms as he looks down at her. As soon as she realizes Katsuki is holding her she calms down.
''Well shit.'' He sighs.
''Sorry. She's not used to this. Here, I'll just take her home.'' You say, reaching out to take her.
''And let her cry again? Fuck no.'' Katsuki says as he turns away from you.
''Come on, we can't spoil her. She needs to learn. Let me take her so you can go back to work.'' You say, trying to take Kamuko from him.
''No.''
''Jesus Christ Katsuki. Give me Kamuko right now. You can hold her all you want when you come home.'' You grumble, getting annoyed with his behavior.
''No.''
''Katsuki Bakugou hand me my child.'' You say, placing your hands on your hip.
''No.''
Izuku and the redhead walk over as the others watch with pained expressions. The redhead places his hand on Katsuki's shoulder and shakes his head. Izuku just glances from one to another. You sigh and quickly snatch Kamuko out off Katsuki's hold while he's distracted. As soon as he feels her leave his arms his head snaps to you.
''Hand her over.'' He growls.
''No. She needs to go home. We can't spoil her and you know it. I know it hurts to hear her cry, but it will only be once or twice. If we spoil her she'll do it all the time.'' You explain with a sigh.
Katsuki looks at you with sad eyes. You know he hates to hear her cry. You do too, but you know you need to be strong. Katsuki is weak for her however, just like he's weak for you. You sigh and place your hand on his cheek. He nuzzles into your hand as he closes his eyes and releases a sigh before looking you in the eyes again.
''You're right. Now go before I change my fucking mind.'' He sighs as he takes a step back.
You smile and walk to the elevator, pushing the button and getting in as soon as the doors open. You look at everyone and wave as the doors close again. Katsuki sighs as his figure slumps. Everyone looks at Katsuki confused. He isn't a kid person, so why would he hold a random kid and refuse to let go. well, the kid is not random, but still.
''She's beautiful, Kacchan.'' Izuku smiles.
''Shut up, Deku.'' Katsuki grumbles.
''Ahe is though. How old is she? One? Two?'' Izuku asks with a big smile.
''One. Why the fuck do you want to know?'' Katsuki growls as he looks back at Izuku.
''We both know you know how I know. Auntie is bad at keeping her mouth closed to mom. I've known for a while now. Anyway, why was (y/n) here?'' Izuku beams.
''Fucking hag.'' Katsuki grumbles.
''What is going on?'' Denki asks.
''Nothing that fucking concerns you.'' Katsuki growls.
''Midobro?''
''It’s up to Kacchan to tell you guys. Anyway, we came for business.''
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After the long meeting and some patrolling Katsuki walks home. His steps are slow and his feet slightly drag as his head hangs low and his hands are shoved deep into his pockets. As he reaches the house he walks inside and lays down on the couch after taking off his shoes and coat, his head resting on your lap. He buries his face into your abdomen gently and gives it a kiss.
''Welcome back, Suki.''
''Mmm.'' He mumbles simply as he hugs you.
''Yeah, yeah. I know. It's too early to hear or feel anything though. Be patient.''
''Love you.''
''Love you too.''
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You and Katsuki married two weeks ago. It was small, but you both loved it. Kamuko was the brides maid while Kane was dressed in a little suite. Right now you are carrying Kane in your arm as Kamuko walks beside you and your free hand holds Katsuki. This is the day you'll make it known to the public. Katsuki will be named number two hero.
''I'll be in the audience.'' You smile as you kiss his cheek and take Kamuko's hand in yours as you walk off.
''Yeah.''
You go to stand in front of the crowed, looking up at the podium as Kamuko holds your hand tight and looks up with stars in her eyes, Kane just looks around amazed. His four month old brain can't really register what's going on. After a bit Presen Mic walks onto stage, announcing the basics and who is who. Izuku is number one, Katsuki number two, Kirishima number five and Todoroki number three. Now they're answering questions.
''Dynamight! Are you really single?!'' A lady asks.
''No. I'm happily married.'' Katsuki smirks as he glances at you.
The crowed erupts into chatter, freaking Kane out and causing him to cry. You let go of Kamuko's hand and start shushing him, it doesn't help however since there is still a lot of noise. Katsuki gets up and walks over to the front of the stage and to you. He reaches for Kane and picks him up, holding him close and bouncing him.
You smile at him and pick up Kamuko, setting her onto the stage as well before climbing onto it yourself. Katsuki smirks as you stand beside him, holding Kamuko's hand and softly whispering to Kane as Katsuki bounces him and glares at the crowed. The crowed quietens down and looks at it wide-eyed.
''Damn annoying extra's.'' He grumbles as he rubs Kane's back.
''It’s okay, Suki.'' You whisper as Kane calms down and slowly falls asleep.
''They're too damn noisy.''
''It's fine, Suki. Kane needs to get used to it eventually.'' You smile as you kiss his cheek.
''I know.'' Katsuki mumbles.
''IS SHE YOUR WIFE?!?!'' Multiple reporters yell at once.
''Yes, now shut the fuck up before you wake up Kane again!''
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dakotafinely · 3 years
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What current rottmnt AU do you like the most? Or at least list your favorites
A reason to gush over my favorite stories? HECK YEAH:
Neurodivergent Turtle Family by belizaster: It’s a one shot but it’s really good and I’m a SUCKER for family softness and this delivers
Sleep Over At April’s by @fluidfox123: CAN I TELL YOU HOW GOOD THIS IS?? THE STORY, THE FEELINGS?? THE FRICKIN’ ENERGY!!! LEO IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HIS IDENTITY AND WE LOVE IT!! IT’S SUPER WELL WRITTEN AND I RECOMMEND THIS TO EVERYBODY WHO LOVES ROTTMNT!!!
Save Your Tears (For Another Day) by cxlesstial: It’s a Rise/2012 crossover. It’s taking place in the Rise universe and for sure leans more into Rise’s humor and energy. I’ll be honest, I think this persons newer to writing but the concept is great and the execution of it ain’t half-bad!
Dimensional Differences by goldenspecter: This is ALSO a Rise/2012 crossover but it takes place in the 2012verse. I think it’s very intresting and actually follows a bit of the continuity of the 2012 episodes without being ooc or weird with the Rise bois in it. They write such a large cast of characters seemingly with ease and it makes me a bit jealous. They do use Rise’s energy to their advantage but stick to the 2012verse atmosphere and blends them in a way it works. I will forewarn you that they do have Rise!April x Sunita x Rise!Casey but the way is written isn’t shoved down your throat.
A Shared Fear by Marron121: Another one-shot mainly focusing on Raph and Leo. And covers the idea of Leo becoming leader at the end of Rise. It’s a too fast-paced I feel but not so much so it’ll take you out of the immersion. They do a great job with the characters and it’s more of a fluff piece then an angst one.
(It won’t let me share the link on that one, but I had to add it)
LIKE A DAD! by LazyLuc: Wonderful fluff one-shot shared with me by an anon. But I bring it up again because it is SOFT it is SWEET and I can’t help but add it to my list of stories.
The Best Type of Kidnapping by JustAndrea: A Draxum centered one-shot focusing on him integrating into a member of the Rise bois family. I don’t really read Draxum - based stories because they’re not my cup of tea. But this one is a well-written fluff piece I just have to share with you! It’s a part of a series but I’ve only read this one of it. But I do recommend checking out the series yourself if you like Draxum - based stories!
Head, Shoulders, Shell & Tum (Shell & Tum) by CringePhase: A FANTASTIC one-shot with lovely discoveries Splinter makes as he learns how to be a father. It’s so sweet and the fluff is to die for. An instant favorite and one of the first few fanfic’s I’ve read from the Rise fandom. It deserves a lot of love and attention!!
Take Care by OneThumpAway: I debated for a bit on whether I wanted to add this one. Because it’s about the Mud Dogs and not the Rise Bois. But I added it anyway because I’m a sucker for it. It’s a hurt/comfort type of fluff and the writings a bit clunky but I like it a lot. I think it does well in portraying these character’s in a realistic way despite how little we know of them. It’s really only Danny and Leonard centered so I’m sorry to all those Mickey stans.
And of course, the entire series called Charmy’s Fantasy Stories by both CharmyWizard and VoidInkedPen: because how could I not recommend these bad bois? This entries series is one of the best and I’m sure everyone who’s been in the fandom for a hot minute already knows about it. But I gotta praise it because the entire series is to DIE for. In both it’s fluff and angst, the story and the world it’s created in is fleshed out and wonderfully thought through if you haven’t given it a read yet. Please do! Each story and be read on its own but it’s so beautiful to go through the list because it works so well. You’ll love it I’m sure!
And that brings my list to an end! Sorry this took so long, I went through my history just be sure I didn’t forget one! I personally love all this stories and I hope you will too if you choose to read ‘em! Give the writers some love and some kudo’s because all of them deserve it! They’re all amazing in their own ways and deserve a read through.
Thanks for the ask!
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equizona · 3 years
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Ohhhhh I saw that you're in the Fnaf and Obey me fandom! So I had an idea, Imagine the Brothers finding out that the MC used to work as a security guard at Five Nights At Freddy's(you can choose which fnaf, it literally could be fnaf 1, fnaf 2, fnaf 3 or whatever) anyways even if you dont do this idea(since the idea just pops out of no way and it sounds cringe) I still hope you have a good day! byeeee
Y E S! Cross-fandom requests are always the best requests lmao. I hope you find this to your liking! <3
Brothers with a former fnaf security guard.
[OBEY ME!] [G-N][H-CANONS]
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He'll act like he doesn't care much, but honestly?
Ghost-possed animal robot suits?
What the hell happened?
He'll also be very confused because you are willing to work in a place that can kill you for so little money?
Along with the fact you go with Mammon's schemes without a second thought?
Are you okay? Does he need to seek a psychiatrist?
He'll subtly hint at you seeing one, but will ultimately leave the choice to you.
After all, he's there to take care of you from now on.
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He ain't judging.
Sure, he wouldn't take a job offering so little money, but he can totally understand where you come from.
Money is amazing, no matter the amount.
The more the better though.
He will be curious on whether he can sell the animatronics or not though.
Mabye see if you can work yourself up to own the company and become rich on it?
Honesty, he has like fifty plans on how to become rich on your story.
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Oh my God?
Isn't that kind of like a video game?
The dude will want to get hired, emediantly.
It'll probably the most exciting thing besides you and his anime/games.
Wanna work the night with him?
No?
Please?🥺
He does not understand the fact you might have trauma.
At all.
It sounds like so much fun? How could you possibly have trauma against it?
Who wouldn't want to be put in that scenario?
Will do his best to figure out how the animatronics became haunted.
I think he would like Bonnie lol.
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Probably the most understanding over the fact you might have trauma from such an experience.
Like Lucifer, why would you take such a dangerous job for so little money??!
Doesn't understand it, at all.
He'll get you a nice book, and a warm drink of your choice and sit down and cuddle with you.
He'll read for you, no worries.
But he would be very interested in how the suits got haunted?
He'll find it to be a very intresting subject, and if you are okay with talking about it, he will defiantly be asking all sorts of questions.
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He'll be pretty worried.
Not over the nearly dying, or haunted suits.
Nope.
He'll be stressed over you taking the night shift.
God, why?! Don't you know you need to sleep during the night? So your body and skin stays perfect?
You should be taking better care of youself!
Will of course, make sure you sleep on a good schedule from now on.
He can't have you missing your beauty sleep after all.
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You worked at a pizza place?!
How cool is that!?
Honesty, he'll ignore everything but the fact you worked at a food place.
You could eat all you wanted to eat, right?
No? You were busy trying to not die?
Now he feels slightly bad, but still.
Now he's hungry.
He'll drag you to get food with him.
To cheer you up, and feed his hunger.
Win-win.
He'll actually start away from pizza, to the best of his ability.
He wants you to be happy, so he'll do his best.
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A night shift?
A shift, you have to work, at night?
Dear lord, do not get him involved. Ever.
He can't imagine working during the day,let alone the night.
Actually, he can't imagine working at all.
Anyways, he won't understand.
He already killed you, so what's the problem with a bunch of animatronics trying to kill you?
It's fine, right?
He won't get why it might bother you so much, until someone like Satan explains it to him.
He'll hug you extra tight from 12am to 6am.
Won't let you be alone, telling you that since he's there, nothing can hurt you.
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khaleesiofalicante · 3 years
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I think that while I’m excited for Kit perspectives, I would t be mad if there were Ty’s perspectives in the first two book, or even cut between Ty and Kit, I think it’s for the best we get used to Ty’s voice and see inside his head since I feel like a people since we didn’t see it people were sorta unnecessarily mean to Ty over the “breakup” plus if your like me and do think Ty had pretty clear feelings for Kit but just didn’t think he needed to say them feeling like his actions spoke for himself I think it be intresting to see the Ty’s opinions on everything and on Kit.
Sorry this was long
This was great!
I would absolutely love to see Ty’s perspective too! I think it’s necessary to see his perspective - not just because of Kit. We need to find out about his experiences in Scholomance. How is he coping without his family? How much does he like Irene? What does he feel about ghost Livvy?
He is a teenage boy - we ain’t gonna know what goes on in his head unless he tells us himself.
Time to spill the tea, Tiberius 😎
I didn’t mind the fact that we didn’t get Ty’s perspective in TDA. If CC needed time and research to do a good job of it, then I think that’s fair. I hope she is ready and confident to do it in TWP - otherwise we would only be hearing one side of the story.
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stormcallart · 3 years
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Hello i have a question for ya.. Did you ever thing to do a hot Todoroki??. I have seen Enji and Rei but not him and i think it would be intresting to see Todoroki hot😏🔥
I’ve drawn a 25~ year old Shoto w varying haircuts, and it’s really funny to read the comments because everyone's like “why does he look like Endeavor” like that ain’t his dad or something lol. 
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sweetchup · 4 years
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Hi- I was wondering if I could get adult trio + Leorio nsfw headcanons because honestly I love them
NSFW Headcanon
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Yes of course! Also my first ever Illumi ask!
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Chrollo comes from Meteor City and most likely has already lost his virginity. It was probably from some split second decision with some sort of lady of the night or an aquantince from Meteor city. So, Chrollo has had sex before and he probably doesn’t think it’s all that great. His worst nightmare is actually about accidentally getting someone knocked up or getting a STD.
So, he tries to steer away from it when he can.
Though once he gets a s/o that he actually truly cares about. Chrollo, being Chrollo of course, gets curious on if it’s different with someone you love.
And boi, if studies have shown people anything, it does. So since Chrollo has found another thing he wants and loves, he will likely find so many excuse to have different ways of couple sex.
Argument where you won’t admit you’re wrong? Possessive and angry sex!
Won’t listen to what he says? Persuasive and gifting sex!
Anniversary? Love dovey sex!
Chrollo’s Bloodlusty or frustrated? Kinky sex!
Honestly, the list goes on and on. And Chrollo starts to remind you of a little jumping spider. One second he’s fine, cute and far away doing something else and the next, he fricking right next to you and jumping on you. It also doesn’t help that he loves to mark you up, like no skin showing is left un-touched by him. There’s even a hickey behind your ear! Your ear for crying outloud!
Though, if you are a submissive person sex with Chrollo is pretty nice. There might be a few times you can be in charge but it doesn’t last long. He is the boss after all.
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Honestly, this man is the most perverted man alive. Maybe even ever to step on the face of the earth. So he has a high sex drive.
This man will honestly do anything as long as it gives an intresting reaction and feels good. Which is good in someways likes he’s always up to give you oral. But it can get kind of creepy when he seems to like it when you inflict pain on him. Very weird
Also this man ain’t shy so he will literally go down on you anywhere. Even if you don’t want to and try to avoid it, Hisoka will find a way to put his dick in you.
Just good luck. I think you’ll soon find that there might be a way to die from too much sex.
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Illumi has a low sex drive. It’s honestly not on his mind a lot and he’s never had to do it on a mission so far. After all, all he has to do is get the target out of the room and alone so he never has to go all the way.
He will most likely have sex with you for the first when you two get married. It will also be his very first time having sex with anyone.
It be like this: 0–0
Nah I’m joking, honestly, I see Illumi finding his first time with you very amazing. Like it’s a pleasure he’s never felt before. So he will crack his facade a little bit and you’ll for the first time ever see Illumi being flustered and panting.
Illumi will probably only be able to go two rounds but he’ll enjoy them. Honestly, he’ll be like a little owl baby and will be so happy.
He might go back to straight face right after but you could swear you could see little hearts floating up into the air from his head.
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Honestly, we’ve seen Leorio. He practically drools over every women and is in no ways a closet pervert. So, you would probably think he’s into some kink ass things and would like to go multiple rounds.
Well... surprise! He’s actually not like that. Leorio is actually into very vanilla loving sex. You swear it’s his doctor side. He’s super considerate and loving when doing it and it will honestly make you feel like a princess.
He’s also a god at aftercare. A literal God. Leorio will cuddle you and just tell you so many times how much he loves you. It’s so sweet that it will make you fall ten times more in love with him and have your heart melt.
Honestly, if you wanna have sex or a relationship with any of the HxH characters he’s to go to. He’s the best out of all of them at making you feel loved.
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ssfghfrrggf · 3 years
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Okay, so it's unpopular opinion/repeating myself for the upteenth time time. But like i'm tired and honestly just confused at this point? Like i genuinely dont understand why people are so pissed at Matt for putting Sylvie's wishes above his? And being respectful? And giving her space?
People are like "oh he needs to get it together and go after what he wants." But why is what he wants more important than what Sylvie wants? And me and Matt apparently came to the same conclusion: IT FUCKIN AIN'T.
Her wants are just as important as his. His wants just align with what the fandom wants so that's what's "right"? Like listen I've been in the possition of rejecting people and them being like "no, you just don't know what you want." Like, YALL THAT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING. And it's annoying when they keep coming back.
This isn't the exact same scenario, but Sylvie very clearly said she wanted space away from him, in my book when someone tells someone else they want space and the person gives them space THAT'S SIGN OF BEING RESPECTFUL AND PUTTING ONES OWN FEELINGS ASIDE TO RESPECT THE OTHER PERSON'S WISHES AND NOT JUST DOING STUFF FOR YOUR OWN SELF INTREST!!!!!!!!!! WHICH 👏IS👏 NOT👏 A👏 BAD 👏THING👏
Was it stupid of him to say "i don't know" when Sylvie asked him that question? A little since he wouldn't go with gabby. Do i blame him for saying it? Nope. No one talks about how much trauma he's had when it comes to relationships, can we really blame him for spooking? Like if i'd been through what he's been through with relationships, i wouldn't even be dating anymore, like gosh damn.
Is he being a little extra with his feeling sorry for himself for not being with Brett? Yeah. Is him obviously being jealous annoying? Also yeah. Is his reaction to Grainger annoying? Also yes.
But the initial anger at him for not going after Sylvie drives me up the fucking wall.
AND TO ABUNDANTLY CLEAR I ALSO COMPLETELY SUPPORT SYLVIE.... which is also kinda why im not mad at Matt? Like i wnat Sylvie to be happy and she needed space from him and so im not mad at him for respecting that?
@gins-potter here are those unpopular opinions of mine.
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