#I am NOT putting this in the main tags

[bugswapau]

im not going anonymous for this one @snorpingtonfizzlebesn can I please eat your hair it looks like that one orange guy from numberjacks

his beard is your hair why. please can I eat

#ask the cast #my art #BAD TW #I AM NOT PUTTING THIS IN THE MAIN TAGS #YOURE SICK #SICK I TELL YOU

[snorpdawg]

I do NOT remember this being in my audio editing program but um. It sure does exist alright

#🛠️.mp3 #I am NOT putting this in the main tags #if you see it then you see it

[heartscrypt]

there is zero context to this because its funnier that way

#jamie talks #img post #i am not putting this in the main tags #its so out of character for jamil but god if it isn't fucking funny

[masquerain-with-a-mask]

the warriors fandom makes me want to throw up and eat it

#rambles #i am not putting this in the main tags #this fandom is exhausting #and insane

[ierogenvy]

his ass is not forklift certified

#dont mind me #oh he gets licensed for fun so he’s forklift certified #no #he’s a notary public #cpr certified maybe #he can only drive bc posh people can drive. if was a lower class thing to do he wouldn’t even drive #i am not putting this in the main tags #i need to find that post about cas

[freakeffigy]

im so glad i got into f///lsettos as soon as the fandom died this is awesome #winjg

#I AM NOT PUTTING THIS IN THE MAIN TAGS #but scrolling on the tags and seeing the vestiges of some truly insane discourse.... the shadow of a megalodon truly

[dishsaop]

i like Raphael bg3 but unfortunately i dont think its for the same reasons anyone else does. he swoops in so fucking confident like "hello my baby mice (/derogatory) you wish you could kill me. you fucking wish. anyway sell me your soul or die in an unsexy tentacle explosion."

and then he sort of follows you around for like 3 acts. all quiet. spying on u. hoping youll call him. waiting by the phone. and then when you finally do run into him hes like "haha so, you miserable worms (/derogatory), have you considered i can save you and i have this really cool donkey kong hammer you want? sell me this insanely OP crown and ill give it to you. please. haha it isnt like i need you or anything, baka."

and then you break into raphaels house. hes cucked bc his girl Hope wont get with him, and she looks at you for 2 seconds and decides youre it instead. you run into his sidepiece, who is literally just a horny mirror of himself, and you can either kill or fuck the horny mirror of himself. the pathetic horny mirror of himself will absolutely tell you raphael is shit at sex. you lie to raphaels librarian, kill all his guys, rob his house, break out his girl, steal his head henchman to your side, and then fucking kill him. youre like, four sadboy adventurers with worms in your brains and you were level one like two weeks ago, and you straight up obliterate raphael and leave his house to his angry girlfriend in the will. you steal his fucking diaries. and you dont even die in an unsexy tentacle explosion.

raphael is trying so hard to be cool and hes absolutely not. he sings his little song and stalks around the shadows, but hes so uncool i think im a little obsessed actually.

#'DOWN COMES THE CLAW' babyboy did you think that sounded impressive. thats adorable #m text #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #raphael #raphael the cambion #i am so brave for putting this in the main tags. i hope u all understand this is not said out of hatred but love

[lesbian-seventeen]

HALA HALAS A FUCKING B SIDE?!

#you learn the damndest things following sanchelinz.tumblr #i am not putting this in the main tags #good god not only must this boyband have lore they must also gaslight gee lesbian-seventeen.tumblr.com #kpop clown car

[uwuinator]

how did no glasses pace go from "dude is on another planet what the fuck happened" to gender envy in the span of seeing a higher quality model

#i am not putting this in the main tags #in reality this should go on a side blog but oh well

[calicostorms]

"Wyll is boring" 😑 he is literally the fairy tale prince archetype, you guys just are not interested all the sudden bc he's a black man instead of a white blonde

#calico speaks #bg3 fandom critical #obviously not saying youre racist or whatever the hell for not enjoying him thats like. fine individually. #just in case my rant makes someone misinterpret what i am saying rn #not putting in main tag bc im just bitching but :/

[masquerain-with-a-mask]

warriors fandom realize there's a difference between crackship and proship challenge (epic fail)

#rambles #i am not putting this in the main tags #i am not dealing with a bunch of brain dead people

[zukosdualdao]

bryke: “people only shipped zutara because it was dark and intriguing”

me:

#zutara #i am NOT putting this in the main tags lmao #polls found i do have an ounce of self preservation #anyway. many of talked about why they disagree with the assessment of zutara as a ‘dark’ shipa #and also how moralizing shipping in general is Strange #but also. why is intriguing being used as an insult here. curious minds want to know. #(it’s me i’m curious minds) #bryke critical

[scaphismpriest]

I HATE THE WALLMARK DISCORD THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jk guys i love you this shit made me rip my hair out from drawing /austism)

#i am too embarrassed to put this on the main tag LMFAOOO #wallter #mannequin mark #wallmark #why have one bitch when you can have TWO!!!!! #they would not do this shit in canon LMAOOOO

[yellowvixen]

"Don't look up sonic x shadow, you'll regret it." "Imagine the shock of kids looking up the new sonic game and finding sonadow." "Go look up sonic x shadow, I promise you'll find totally normal images >:)"

What is wrong. With all of you. Why is it a gotcha? Why is it a trick to get people to find sonadow fanart? Why is it bad for kids to find art of cartoon hedgehogs gay kissing? It's 2024, have we really not moved on from the "wow aren't sonic fans freaks for gay shipping their little cartoon animals" mindset? Come on. Let's put down the homophobia now

#sorry it's just starting to rub me the wrong way #i know ppl don't mean it in a bad way but it still feels like sonadow is just the butt of the joke here #like ''how could ppl possibly ship this? isn't it weird?'' no actually it's not #sonic #sonic x shadow generations #yes putting this in main tags i am pissed off lmao #vixentalks

[moonpaw]

#huehghhhuheugh i was hesitant to post this one #dont think im gonna tag it though #but man. im getting kinda tired of seeing the same argument over and over in the tag #and its like! ok! thats a valid reason! you're fine not to watch it! no one is forcing you!! #please stop putting it in the tag and on my posts!! ive seen it 1000 times!! #honestly this goes for nearly any series btw #dont put your anti-series post in the MAIN TAG #people go into the tag to look for content not to see people going ohhh im never gonna watch this because of XYZ #whats the point of it? who wins out of this? #of course its your blog and your tagging system but i am asking nicely not to flood tags unwanted #ok ok ok rant over sorry i just needed to get it out of my system for a bit