#I am NOT tumblr famous

[foldingfittedsheets]

I used to worry people wouldn’t like my silly nsfw stories if they followed me for cute long gay comics and now that two of my sex shop stories are blowing up I’m fretting all the new followers will get annoyed about the long gay comics.

Repeating my mantra: this is my blog and I post what I want to.

#ramblies #had a friend tell me I’m trying to be famous and I was like ??? I don’t think wanting people to see my art or read my writing is the same #I’m happy I’m getting more followers because it means more people interact with my creative works #which feels objectively different to how I think of Fame #I want people to like the final product: the art or story. I’m not necessarily building a brand around who I am as a person #I did originally make this tumblr to post my funny sex shop stories then moved on when I switched jobs and didn’t have an audience #and now that I do I have such a better writing voice to share them with so I’m happy people are enjoying them finally

[not-a-spiderplant]

WHY IS MY POST THE TOP POST UNDER THE AO3 TAG?!??!??!??

This is absolutely wild guys I did not realize I was this relatable and/or funny

#ao3 #why am I slightly tumblr famous #aroace #lgbtqia #aromantic #asexual #neurodivergent #funny #queer #nonbinary #i am simply just a silly little guy #trending #spiderplantposts

[hellsite-detective]

hey there! there's only about an hour left of the year, and i just wanted to take this opportunity to thank all the people here on tumblr. i started this service earlier this month, expectin' it to just be a niche little corner of this hellsite that maybe a couple of people stumbled upon lookin' for help. but pretty much overnight this blog blew up, and my services have been requested by so many people. and i just wanna say thank you from the bottom of my little black-and-white noir heart.

also, i wanna formally apologize once again that it's takin' so long to get to all these requests. i swear i'll get to them all eventually, but there's just so many. and i'm just one dame tryin' to make a difference in this city. at any rate, i appreciate your patience. just know i'm workin' tirelessly to close all these cases. eventually

so, on behalf of myself, Hellsite Detective, P.P.I., i wish all of you a Happy New Year!

Post Year: Closed

#im so shocked this blog exploded so quickly omg #i was not ready to be ✨ tumblr famous✨ so suddenly #yet here i am! #happy new year #hellsite detective #the detective’s shenanigans

[rawring-rex]

So many bright lights, they cast a shadow, but can I speak?

Well, is it hard understanding, I’m incomplete?

#mcr #mcr5 #mcr tumblr #mcr gerard #famous last words #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #my chem romance #my chem gerard #I’m not afraid to keep on living #I am not afraid to walk this world alone

[german-garbage]

Just checked the explore tab, expecting nothing and--

NO WAY

NO FCKING WAY

Oppenheimer himself would hate me bwahaha

#yeah my tumblr is in german also yeah it is against my will #barbenheimer #oppenheimer #barbie #my art #lmaooo #i love this #am i tumblr famous now

[greetings-inferiors]

i frequently see you on my dash so i've kinda assumed you're a tumblr celebrity with like several thousand followers but. looking at the notecounts of things you reblog, you really don't??

i think i just follow a loada people who follow you? we must be right next to each other in the network, but i refuse to follow you because it's super funny to me, and i think i've realised this before and then forgotten, and it'd be super funny if it happened again lmao

Anyway the best compliment my blog had gotten aside, yeah I have about 300 followers but that only translates to about five notes per original post lol, most people just reblog what I reblog, which is nice in its own way.

Also I agree there are loads of people I just accept are tumblr famous then they make an original post and it has maybe ten notes (so they probably have twice as many followers LMAO). And hey if my things are getting onto your dash anyway that’s as good as following - although the idea of someone not wanting to see me but just happens to be close in the network so they’re constantly like “urgh this guy again” the same way some people do with pukicho is really funny.

#text post #randyposting #ask #ask answered #tumblr #hellsite (affectionate) #tumblr famous #it’s true #I am

[spaciebabie]

you're like a celebrity to me. Is that weird? I put you on the same pedestal that actors and CEOs and stuff other people are put on. Am I normal? Am I normal, Spacie? I hope I'm not

AHAHAHAHHA??? im flattered! i dont think its weird per say, but i am definitely NOT famous. dont put me on that pedestal brah im literally like. just some guy shitting around on tumblr.com/dashboard

#spacie splains #i dont mind if people look up 2 me im just saying its a bad idea #i cant really uhhh change other peoples thoughts and or opinions of me but im wary of fame #i dont want people fawning over me. im not that interesting LMAO #also when you get too famous ppl stop viewing you as a person and moreso as an object and uh- #kind of dont want that. i am just some guy fr #on tumblr its different depending on what you get famous for. people here are a bit more down 2 earth than they are in other places #but still #you're not normal buddy anyone who follows me is . not normal at all. #well #sometimes normal people follow me 2 experience my level of crazy i wont deny #but your name has autism in it im willing 2 bet you've. got a bit of weirdness in ya

[beanghostprincess]

A lil question: What do you all think about Ko-fi for writers? The writer being obviously me, lmfao.

I've seen quite a huge, huge increase in the amount of asks I get per day, usually with prompts and concepts that, even if they're not for fanfiction technically and anons aren't asking for them, it's quite obvious that they're asking me to give my opinion or to write something based on that. Because you all know I always end up writing fanfics about asks or just a long, long analysis that could end up being a fic. Anyway- The thing is, I gladly do it for free because I absolutely love it and those are not commissions or people actively asking me for fanfics. But I was thinking that if there are so many people interested in my views and writing (apparently you all like my writing and want more, which is, wow, fucking awesome to me) maybe you'd be interested in me opening a Ko-fi?

It would work kind of like this (please, if somebody has more ideas, tell me. I have no idea how these things work and it'd be great if you could help):

Ko-fi for donations and commissions. Simple as that. Because I want to write my own original book and I also keep writing fics. It's a good way for some of you to donate if you ever feel like supporting me and my work. Because, I mean, let's be honest, I need the money. It's not directly paying for a service, just donating to motivate me to keep writing! And then I'd just take commissions of whatever fandom I'm in (or damn, maybe you want me to write something original with a concept of yours!). The commissions would be posted anyway in my AO3 account however, they'd be that, commissions for the people who specifically want me to write something they want. I don't have in mind yet how the prices would go, but you would not pay for a genre of fic, but for the amount of words. Like, you pay an amount of money for 5k-10k words and more money if you want something in between 10k-20k (with obviously a range. Dw, I'll think about it) etc, etc, etc.

I am aware of the whole stigma surrounding fanfic writers profiting off their fics, but I am not selling anything, actually. Ko-fi would be for donations to support me and commissions.

Let me know what you think, please, because when I say I get a ton of asks per day I am not joking and I thought "oh, well, if people like my opinion/writing so much they'd be willing to pay a lil bit for new, specific content". That being said, you can send asks like normal and I will always give my opinion on things and even write fanfics if I like it a lot, but if you truly, really want me to write something for you, I could open commissions.

#okay so i was like 'damn tumblr feels like a job sometimes. like an awesome job bc i love it but i'm being so serious i wish i got paid? #and my friend was like 'lmfao just get a kofi idiot' #and here i am asking bc idk if it's a good idea and i honestly don't know if it could work #but idk maybe it does!!! #so just tell me what you think pleasepleaseplease #i'm still amazed some of you like my writing #i mean it's not that i am tumblr famous or anything like that and my fics don't have as much interactions as more famous writers #but you know what i mean maybe there's a random person somewhere that wants me to write something for them #one piece #sanuso #shuggy #zolu #namivivi #because i always use those tags for my writing #damn guess what my fav ships are challenge huh

[incorrect-losers]

you are tumblr famous in my mind

I’m tumblr famous in my mind too

#but much like Ben I am delulu #but his delulu was right so maybe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #not it #not incorrect quote #ben hanscom #what classifies as tumblr famous anyways bc I have 1000+ followers but it feels way bigger than my 15k+ on tiktok

[tea-cat-arts]

Star Rail players who complain about sapphics being in the game are like people who order broccoli and cheddar soup and then complain that there are vegetables in it

#honkai star rail #vent post #this is more me complaining about comments I've seen on Instagram. idk what the tumblr conversations look like #cuz this site is both gayer and easier to block tags on #but anyways- do these people just like... not know a single thing about hi3??? #cuz sapphics have always been a part of this universe #heck I'd even argue that sapphic characters are what made mihoyo successful as a company in the first place #wild that people expect mihoyo to just kick us out now that they're famous #anyone who complains about two grown ass adults being shipped is a clown #(no i am not complaining about people who just don't like a ship and complain to their friends) #(as long as you leave fans of the ship alone I'm fine with you)

[consult-sherlockholmes]

I don’t care that you now added the word ‘new’ to it, it’s not new, I have been seeing this little house on my site since 2 weeks. Leave me alone I won’t click it and enter your little house. 

#leave me alone i wont enter your little house #i aint buying anything go away #give me polls instead #why is everyone getting them and i am not i am the most famous person on this website #rp #roleplay #sherlock roleplay #sherlock rp #tumblr memes #tumblr #tumblr mart #new tumblr features

[oregano-gremlin]

ok just curious how many real life friends of yours have you shared your tumblr with (by real life friends i mean people who you first met in a non-social media situation)

#polls #tumblr polls #no vanilla extract for you >:3 #i am not famous i cannot afford that

[icewindandboringhorror]

a quite simple outfit, trying to use the little blue and white apron thing (which is actually a dress I think, that I just leave un-buttoned in the back and added an apron-like tie to lol)

#self #mori kei #jfashion #NOT really but like.. it's.. adjacent I guess.. forgive me .. I may try using tags again though I kind of got out of the habit ghhj #I need to be... Seen to some degree. I want to start selling clothes and sculptures again to recoup the costs of having to euthanize my cat #and stuff . but that won't be very successful if I have like.. 15 people to sell to lol... #the eternal Hermit Conflict where you hate attention and Being Percieved in general yet in todays capitalist society it is nearly #a necessity to have some form of social network or media presence especially in creative fields. etc. etc. ... kicking screaming wailing #sobbing so on and so forth.. tearfully punching the cold mossy stone walls of my evil wizard tower... #I was also thinking of maybe opening a few sculpture commission slots and maybe Tumblr Blazing that post or something #but.. again.... sobbing crying interacting with the general public oughhf ouuch -500 HP #why can't I just be approached by some wealthy 65 year old woman who is nonsensically infatuated with my art for no #reason and gives me like $10.000 a week for food and art supplies and etc. and I can go fuck off into a cabin in the middle of nowhere #in the uk and just be left alone to work on my projects without even needing to build any form of connections or social presence because I' #already set for life and can just get funding and connections whenever lol.. WHICH not to be ungrateful like obviously I still appreciate #anyone who follows and interacts with my posts. I dont mean it in a 'grrr fuck all of you imbeciles I wish I could delete my blog!!!' or #whatever hhjkjk.. I just mean it more in a like.. I am very socially inept and my mental illness gives me severe social issues so any situ #tion where I'm expected to self promote or network or interact with others generally is nightmarish and stressful for many many reasons #and if I could somehow skip that part and just go straight to being a famous author or somethin.. that would be cool. Which I know EVERYONE #hates networking and stuff but I mean like.. on a level most people could not possibly comprehend.. I am not just an 'introvert'. I am like #doctors declare me incapable of functioning in general society very poor mental health prognosis probably should have a caretaker at #some point type Hermit lol.. ANYWAY ghbhj... alas.. I also feel weird about the sculptures in terms of what to charge for them #and always have which is part of why I stopped selling them. If I charged a fair even like $15 an hour many of them would be like #close to $150+. and nobody is going to pay that for a decoration. that doesn't even factor in like.. supplies or time spent communicating/s #etching the concept (if a commission) etc. etc. I thought it'd be better to just auction them then and let people pay what they want inst #d of a set price but etsy doesnt allow auctions and is it weird to just.. link people to an Art Ebay or something lol.. #AAAANYWAY.. the outfit.. I still love these shoes. they're nice and a little Older Style looking. always into pastel florals too lol #(everything is thrifted as usual. excited about the shirt because it's so puffy! it was in the halloween section though ghjhj.. like when i #s october and they make the special aisle in goodwill for 'Costume' clothes even though theyre all just normal stuff I would wear ghg)

[my3imaginary3wonderland]

I JUST SAW WONKA AND THE ENDING SONG REMINDED ME OF “PURE IMAGINATION” BY FIONA APPLE 😭💕

Edit: IT IS ACTUALLY A COVER 🤧💗

#idk #idk what else to tag #someday i will be famous #idk what im doing #tumblr make me famous #wonka movie #willy wonka #wonka 2023 #wonka spoilers #wonka promo #wonka #calah lane #timothee chamalet #timothée chalamet #pure imagination #fiona apple #hyperfixation #【 » what am i gonna hyperfixate on this week? ⇢ ooc. « 】 #i am hyperfixating #im hyperfixating again #im hyperfixating so hard rn

[your-local-squirrel]

I am not a Twitter or Reddit refugee. I am a Pinterest hound who has decided to come work the mines instead of just checking out the pre-cut gems in the store.

#you're all so famous on Pinterest #all the sheltered kids who can't have social media love you all so much #Pinterest cares about you Tumblr #please be kind I am new to this format #however i am old to The Vibes #Pinterest #twitter #reddit #twitter refugees #reddit refugee

[pendraegon]

didnt want to attach this to my response to the anon bc it revolves around entirely different matters but some of u may think the fobposting is a recent thing but like. i was out here fighting in the mania trenches in 2018. i was there fighting in the folie trenches in 2009. i got into several physical arguments ABOUT folie in real life throughout my lifetime. i was arguing on forums in like 2008 i know my foblore. i know TOO much foblore in fact.

#i know so little about celebrities EXCEPT for this silly little mega famous band from chicago. #ive legit been a fan since corktree dropped dude you think i DONT know what goes on with these midwestern men? #again if u dont like it just unfollow or block im not gonna shut up about it anytime soon. #this is tumblr. a website. i literally do noooootttttttt care if u decide to leave bc of what im talking about on here. #btw if ur wondering i am a mania and folie warrior i fucking LOVE mania. best fucking album ever made and encapsulates #being bipolar soooo well it’s insane.