#I am actively holding humanity back with my shitposting

[boop-le-snoot]

PARTY FAVOURS | CHAPTER 3

Rating: Explicit.

‼️TW: Reader is EIGHTEEN! Recreational drug use, smoking and alcohol consumption, deeply internalised self-loathing, very questionable moral standards. Daddy kink taken half-seriously. BDSM themes in later chapters - explicit content will come with it’s own TWs. FIRST PERSON POV.

Summary: You’re Peter’s classmate, a child of rich and famous but uncaring parents. Getting paired up for a lengthy project with the boy was an interesting turn of events and you don’t know whether to feel blessed or cursed when you develop, seemingly, a perfectly normal, harmless crush on Tony Stark. Fueled by feelings of inadequacy and boredom, your life spirals out of control - and you’re lucky your newfound friends are there to pick up the pieces even if you cannot find it in yourself to believe these amazing human (and not so human) beings voluntarily give you more than a fleeting glance and an offhanded thought. And they brought cake!

A/N: Peter always unapologetically stealing all the uwus. It’s the MCU law, sorry, didn’t make it. Tony Stark can ✨rail me✨. Enjoy, deviants.

THE TAG LIST IS NOW OPEN! @another-stark-sub @mostly-marvel-musings​ @vozit​ @littlegasps​ @pilloclock​ @shereadsinquiet​

Beta read by the lovely and patient @miscmarvelwritings ! She deserves THE WORLD! I’m not kidding. Please visit her and show her some love, my homegirl is stressed 💖✨

I didn’t see Bruce nor Tony for a week. The doctor was away on some science conference (he sent me one dorky selfie next to a whiteboard full of barely intelligible equations as proof), Tony was in California, having some sort of a board meeting. How do I know? Peter, out of lack of better things to do, constantly texted me updates on his science patron’s whereabouts and what-abouts.

In times like these, it took me for a loop - I was on a first name basis with Tony Stark and Bruce Banner. In the beginning, I was intimidated - I avoided them both like the plague and tinkered in the lab with headphones on whenever I could, until Tony made a comment so snarky I couldn’t resist joking back. That’s not to say Bruce was a social butterfly, but even he gave into my tomfoolery after seeing me stand calmly throughout several of Tony’s hissy fits.

What amazed me even more so was that despite Tony being literally an insufferable little brat, I still longed after him. Sure, the man was hot as hell - but his physical traits were much less significant when it came to my feelings towards him than the amount of sheer drive and willpower he possessed. He was stubborn - that’s another trait we shared - and unapologetically himself in every damn situation.

I could write poetry about the million expressions in his face, about the shine in his eyes.

But I won’t. He’s a technical guru. Ever since I started hanging around the tower, I became much more conscious about what I posted online. Not to say I had a Stark fan blog or anything, but I’d stopped scrolling through the tag, even if I didn’t actually click on any articles. I dutifully reblogged pictures of Tom Ellis instead - while he was a very fine, distinguished man, he wasn’t Tony Stark. I enjoyed looking at the first and enjoyed being around the other. And even though my feed still had the occasional “I love arm” shitpost, I focused on aesthetic pictures and quotes instead - things I had an active internet presence for.

My personal life wasn’t very interesting. I didn’t have any close friends and any and all sex I’ve had was just a bunch of one night stands, fueled by alcohol, selfish lust and the occasional joint. Despite having a fair share of kind, generous lovers, the morning after left me feeling a little bit emptier every time. I thought about getting a boyfriend or something… But quickly became totally clueless as to where I could find one. Men under twenty-five could barely hold my interest long enough to have a casual chat and I wasn’t naive enough to think there were a lot of honest, well-intentioned thirty-somethings that wanted to date my high school ass.

Peter had a crush on me, I knew that. The boy developed one or another kind of feelings for anybody who showed him the tiniest bit of kindness and it alarmed me. In any other case I would have bailed on him, gently, of course, to spare him the disappointment but my selfishness got in the way. I regretted it every day. A wave of desperation rose in me every time I thought about moving on without seeing Tony or Bruce, without Peter shyly smiling at me as he explained how the things he created worked. A faint hope that one day, his schoolboy puppy love will grow into a brotherly kind of regard was the only thing that kept me afloat in my sea of guilt.

As the Fall rolled around, so did my gloomy mood. It was hard to be sad when the sun was shining and the birds were chirping outside, but with clouds hanging over the city like a lead curtain, the bottled up negativity rose to the surface uninvited. Mother had returned from her business trip, adding an uncomfortable, hollow sort of chill to the house wherever she stood. I don’t know what was worse - the hours we spent in one room ignoring each other or the immaculately structured questions she asked me about my studies and extra-curriculars. Mother didn’t ask me about my friends, or my feelings or any of the other things a mother was supposed to give a damn about.

I was an asset to her company and that was that. If you would have asked her, she would tell you I’m old enough for her to mind her own business - which was technically true. Yet according to her, I’ve been old enough since seventh grade. My dad answered his messages sporadically, sometimes with a two-word answer and sometimes with a cocaine and booze fueled rant eleven texts long. I felt sorry for him. I really did.

My phone was blowing up. Party invitations, likes from people I saw once or twice (“oh my god, you’re, like, so hot, what’s your Insta”), DMs from guys looking to score an easy piece of ass. I never answered. If I wanted to party, I just sort of showed up and everybody went along with it. I took care of my appearance and it showed - never once was I turned away from a party. Everyone wanted to dance, to share their drinks, to light up and get faded together and fade into the city, into the cold air and grey sky.

Skirt swaying and top clinging to my chest, I danced. The sweaty, heated bodies around me did the same. Not one of us cared, it was a Tuesday night and the place packed way too many people. An arm snaked around my waist, startling me. I had to begrudgingly crack open an eye to see the bastard in the dimly lit room.

“I saw you at the bar, you looked bored. Maybe you need something to cheer you up?”

So not a creepy rapist. Just your friendly neighborhood drug dealer. At house parties like these, there was always The Guy. He never danced, he sipped on the same drink all night yet always looked like he was having the time of his life. I was no stranger to the occasional joint, or even something more stimulating…

“I got the good stuff, sweetums, you’ll be fine and dandy in no time.”

Eh, what the hell. I inconspicuously danced with the guy to the middle of the crowd, exchanging a few crumpled dollar notes for a baggie of two pills. In no time, I chased one down with a hastily poured Jack.

The world did become better, as the drug dealer promised. People were nicer, friendlier and I almost didn’t believe mother was a useless, stone cold bitch. I almost didn’t care that I was deeply, madly in love with a man as unreachable as Olympus. If I squinted, the guy sitting at the bar looked kind of like Tony, tan, dark hair, worn jeans and a band tee.

So I danced. I danced and I stared right at him and then we danced some more. I closed my eyes, letting his arms grab me and pull me, I let his beard scratch my neck where he sucked a mark on me, I let his rough palms choke me against a wall in one of the bedrooms on the second floor of the house. It felt good to be wanted. It felt great to be needed as he rutted inside of me, hitting that sweet spot with every twitch of his hips.

It felt lonely when he left, pressing a kiss to my forehead and saying something dumb like “Be good, kid.”. I don’t remember what exactly it was, only that I had to turn my face away from his breath that reeked like weed and vodka.

To shake off the void that made home inside of my chest, I went to the roof to get some fresh air. The house had a nice patio on it - I actually knew the owner - that hosted more plants than I’d care to count. There was an ashtray and an abandoned pack of cigarettes. I greeted the faintly blooming sunrise surrounded by a cloud of smoke, shivering in the autumn mist.

Sounds of the party became less prominent with every passing minute as people geared up to go home and get a few winks of sleep before going to work. New Yorkers weren’t really thoughtful partying on a Tuesday, but then again, neither was I. The city always was busy - even then, at the crack of dawn, the dull throb of a bassline was rudely interrupted by a blaring car alarm followed by dogs barking in aggravation.

The more I sat there, the bleaker everything became. I had enough common sense to know I was just coming off the drug but for once, I had been happy and content for several hours without a care in the world. It had been too long since I felt that way and what’s a little low after a good high?

Mother left for her early conference at five AM sharp, I entered my house at five-thirty, making a beeline in the shower and immediately dumping my alcohol and cigarette soaked clothes into the wash with the smelliest detergent I could find. I gave similar treatment to my body and my hair, using the chemically-smelling products on my body and on my hair, brushing my teeth multiple times.

By the time I was leaving for school, only a faint smell lingered in the air where I’d previously entered, so I set the air freshener to automatically spray the obnoxious mist every ten minutes. Mother gets home at twelve for lunch, that should be more than enough time for any remnants of my partying to disappear into the lilac and lavender fumes.

The Valium I’d popped to deal with the aftermath of Molly made my brain sluggish. One look in the mirror and I hastily put my sunglasses on - the ashen colour of my face and the slightly crazed look wasn’t very complimentary to my complexion. The teacher didn’t give a damn. I stared blankly ahead of me for most part of first period.

“What happened to you? You look like hell!” Peter’s exclamation, while usually would’ve alarmed me, barely made a dent in my stupor.

“I feel like shit, too,” Admit what you can’t deny. Deny what you can’t admit. “I didn’t get any sleep. Like, at all.”

Peter frowned, the crease between his eyebrows growing deeper with every passing second. I flinched when his hand tentatively touched my forehead - the pounding in my temples slowed to a dull throbbing but it was still unpleasant when someone was all up in my space.

“Jesus, you’re as cold as a corpse. Maybe you should go see the nurse,” His worry bled into me too. Like hell I was going to the school nurse! They were specifically trained to recognize the signs of substance abuse.

“I’ll head home straight after school, I think we’ll have to skip our sciencing,” No way also I’d be letting Tony and Bruce see me like this. Oh my God, I was a mess. “Mother’s home.” I added. Even the emotional frostbite I’d get from being around her was more tolerable than being a downer for Peter and Tony.

Peter’s face immediately softened in sympathy. He knew almost everything about my relationship with my family, including him actually seeing my mother that one time. He told me she gave him the creeps and I don’t blame him at all. The stoicism that was required for her work made my mother an unbearable person to exist around outside of her fancy office on the top floor of a glass high-rise building.

“Okay, but promise to text me if it gets worse. You might have caught the autumn bug that’s been going around,” He obviously said the last part to calm himself down. Sweet little Peter, naïve child. I solemnly nodded nonetheless.

When I got home, I went straight to bed. Tony was being Tony, as usual, but in a strangely kind way. I suppose it should’ve made me feel better and it kind of did, but then it went downhill from there. I couldn’t explain why I started crying. I bawled my eyes out at how unfair this god-damned world was and when the doorbell rang… Let’s say, the delivery boy hightailed it out of there once the bag of takeout was deposited into my arms. I looked and felt ghastly.

I ate as much as I could and dropped into a restless nap, drifting in and out of sleep with exhausted exasperation. There had not been a time where I felt so low after popping a pill and I was equal parts alarmed and satisfied. For one, the drug dealer didn’t lie like they usually do - the stuff was good and I still had the other pill hidden away in a bottle of painkillers, inconspicuously mixed with other white pills but shape distinctive enough for me to recognize should I have need in taking it again.

The thought of well, taking it again, was fleeting. I had school tomorrow and a missed science bender to make up for. A few buzzes of my phone later, I felt happier. Better. Not so down anymore. I meant every word that I said - Bruce was very precious, kind and gentle. And so, warm and soft. And totally kissable.

Well, fuck. What do I do now?

#bun writes #party favours #tony stark x reader #tony stark x y/n #bruce banner x y/n #bruce banner x reader #stephen strange x reader #Stephen Strange x y/n #I've already got a room in Hell y'all welcome to book one nearby

[akegatacchi]

Sense8 AU!aftg

In the honor of absolutlynothing I’ve decided to put out there one of the many au I have on my phone and archive it there

Big shout out to @a-m-peengoo and @bluesuederose for participating in this mess with genius lines and always be there to bear my 36 ideas per hour. We did a masterpiece girls.

Here we go it’s gonna be long

The cluster:

Kevin: Nomi. He’s just a fuckin hacker who’s running away from his family (riko). When he’s bored, he spends nights crashing the Pentagon system for fun, and makes every screen in the White House play Best Exy Actions Compilation (the longest and hardest part is choosing one compilation to play).

Dan: Will. One of them have to keep them under control. Plus, Dan with a gun i can’t even-

Matt: Riley. Soft, blue strand of hair, a heart of gold, maternal. As a DJ. Yes. SO SOFT (he still knows how to box)

Allison: Capheus. Listen. Imagine Allison in high heels, skin tight leather pants, driving a bus. Also, a F1 pilot champion who can drive anything (even if it’s the first time)

Andrew: Wolfgang. Duh. Do I need to explain myself. Just think abt him saying “This is Berlin. Those are my people. And we go to our knees for no one”.Boy he does NOT like this situation, at all. Will keep the others out with sheer willpower and no blockers. The cluster’s deadliest weapon. PLUS HELLO???? ANDREW IN A PASTEL PINK BOMBER SHOOTING ON A HELICOPTER WITH A BAZOOKA????

Aaron: Felix? Sorta? not a senseate but a great doctor. Senses bullshit and when someone is in Andrew’s body real quick  (Andrew: says more than 2 sentences and is pleasant. Aaron:.....who’s that bitch where is my brother) . Later helps to manufacture blockers.

Neil: Kala. A pharmacist that uses his skill for arson and may or may not be running away from mafia/family matter and currently hiding in India. Him saying “Bring it, bitch” to Riko is my sexuality and Andrew’s. Can create explosives from a Fanta can and spices I mean it’s already canon in aftg. (plus andreil would work even better bc technically Neil can’t even touch Andrew for real)

Nicky: Lito. The drama, the sass. Also the scene where he discovers the Twinyard in Germany are his cousins would be hilarious. The scene where Lito seduces the nurse but with Nicky (“engaging into heterosexual activity? me????”) or the scene where Lito screams in the museum but with Nicky

Erik as Hernando. That’s it that’s the post.

Renee: Sun. I mean, a korean fighter lady in prison trying to be a better person and had a silent bffs relationship with a german gangster? Come on. Also. Allison in a bus and Renee doing art martials stuff. 

Riko: whispers i guess he can eat Allison’s high heels

Now the ~scenes~ (it’s just shitposting):

Aaron, on the verge on several break downs: wait so you have like … DJ Blue Matt and F1 pilot Allison Reynolds in your head? since when? ANDREW SINCE WHE-

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Neil: what’s a better use of a multiple thousands dollars education than precise arson?????

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Aaron: why does your boyfriend always end up burning things up?

Andrew: he lits up my heart as well

Aaron: FOR FUCK SAKE

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Kevin, shocked and betrayed: is there a better sport than exy?

Aaron and Allison: YEAH A REALLY GOOD CAR RACE

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Allison: you’re - you’re like the spirit of Lucy Liu. In Charlie’s Angels. I watch it once a day. Renee:.....that’s sweet actually :) 

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Neil: does a molotov cocktail

Matt: I tHoUgHt yOu wErE a PhArMaCiSt

Neil: Yes? That’s PHYSICS

Matt: no that’s ARSON NEIL

Alternative:

Kevin: breaks into the Pentagon virtually

Neil: breaks into the Pentagon physically

Matt, again: i thought you were a PHARMACIST!!!! Neil: Yes I am??? That’s irrelevant

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A senseate sibling, escaping, grabbing a vehicle at random: someone knows how to drive that?

Allison, in stilettos : no, but I sure will soon

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Just Allison driving Renee around to fight people

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Everytime someone mocks a senseate sibling Neil or Nicky shows up to roast them. Sometimes they do it both at the same time. It’s apocalyptic. The sass. The drama. 

They can also bullshit their way out of any situation. Neil is such a smooth liar and Nicky is just ridiculous. The FBI agent charged to arrest them somehow ends up crying abt childhood trauma while hugging a teddy bear.

Neil, caught in the act of making a string of explosives by the FBI guy: uuuuuuh….Nicky?

Nicky, currently dealing with a white mom in retail: somehow convince the FBI to buy christmas lights

(Yes Nicky works in retail bc his family cut ties with him but he hopes to be an actor.ON BROADWAY)

(From retail to actor to cluster negotiator real quick)

A  fuckin moron to Allison: a hottie like you driving a bus? what is this, hooker on wheels?

Neil: please let me have this one

Allison: seats back and enjoys Neil roasting him

Nicky: brings the popcorn

Nicky, to the FBI guy: You can’t arrest me Daryl I’m your long lost little brother

The FBI guy, a white man: My name is not Daryl Neil: THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE

The FBI guy, texting Neil (don’t ask): I guess I’m still in love with my ex

Nicky: aaaaaw we have to help this sweetheart

Neil: do you want me to burn his current boyfriend’s car, buddy?

(Nicky: DON’T REMIND HIM THAT HE’S SUPPOSED TO ARREST US)

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A fuckin homophobe: ready to get your ass kicked, faggot?

Andrew: appears through Nicky

Nicky, smiling: fuck yeah, baby 

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Andrew, between two bazooka shot, to Neil:  we’re nothing

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Nicky, through Andrew, all cheery: Hi!!!! :D

(Aaron jumps like a scared cat)

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Andrew: ready to kill ppl for mafia business

All the senseate siblings in the back minus Renee, eating popcorn and enjoying the show: Kick ass, Drew!

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Andrew, on the hospital bed: has an emotional moment with Aaron

Aaron: sir or ma'am, idk who you are but it’s family only, I will ask you, as his doctor, to leave my brother’s body

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Aaron: Andrew is2g if you’re making psychic love to that fuckin red hair rn i will-

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Andrew each time a senseate is hurt: Aaron it’s for you

(Just Aaron doing med tutorials for a whole cluster while Andrew repeats it with a bored tone to everyone)

(Aaron, sighs: it is Neil again? Just let him bleed for a few minutes)

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Neil, making bomb with kitchen stuff: If it means losing you then no

Andrew, falling in love: oh

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Bad guy: You have no weapon, blondie!

Allison, with Renee and Dan behind her: Think again, sweetheart

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They made a little “honorary cluster member” badge to Aaron (he does not cry STFU NEIL)

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Dan and Neil both knows by heart the laws of different countries…..for very different reasons.

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Luther: humiliates Nicky once again

Renee: calmly breaks his hand at dinner while smiling like an angel, all the while stopping Andrew from killing him with the other hand

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Neil, a pharmacist: blowing shit up and arson

Aaron, a doctor, watching him: yk what hold my beer I know several ways to stop a man’s heart

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The whole “You don’t know how to use a gun” “No, but you do” with andreil or matt and dan

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Just Drew and Renee kicking some mafia asses together as buddies

(While Neil blows some shit up in the background and Allison/Nicky cheer)

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Matt has the perfect ear too

Him and Kevin are the remote operation/communication team but one day all the fighters/criminals of the cluster are busy so they both start to fight as well and fuck they are good at it

Nicky: I expected this from Biceps Matt but Kevin??? You can land a kick like that???

Kevin, outraged: I WENT TO THE EXY OLYMPICS WHEN I WAS 16

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Speaking of Kevin, they all call him “nerd” or “einstein”

Allison: so the nerd can fight uh

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Aaron, counting down on his fingers: so you have F1 Pilot Superstar Allison Reynolds, former gold medalist and tech genius Kevin Day, a human diapason, a multilingual arsonist, World no.1 Taekwondo Champion Renee Walker, a cop, an actor…..what are you there for??

Andrew, literally a mafia king:....ice cream and crime?

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Neil to Andrew, after the whole debacle with his father is out: You did know there were mafia out of Germany too, right?

Andrew: I can’t even have that for myself fuck this family

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Dan, every time before each “mission”: okay guys I know we need to do it but I’d like to remind ALL of you *looks pointly at Neil and Andrew* it’s STILL illegal and morally dubious

Neil: …….like I said to Nicky, irrelevant *without missing a beat blows up the entire building and puts on stolen Gucci shades*

Alternative:

Neil: ok saint theresa why were you the one to suggest we explode Riko’s brain off then

Dan: ...don’t turn the conversation around me it’s about you

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Allison “guess we’re detourning a place next” Reynolds and Kevin “It’s not that hard to pilot” Day

(Kevin: But why are you on a plane to Russia? I thought you were in India last time?

Neil:....don’t ask)

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Aaron to Andrew, where they are trapped and betrayed: your boyfriend wouldn’t happen to know how to poison a whole room with gaz?

Neil: I was born for this moment

(Andrew: just bc you’re my brother doesn’t mean you have the right to dirty talk my boyfriend)

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Andrew: be gay, do crime and eat ice cream

Nicky: AND BLOW NEIL’S D-

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(before they know abt Neil’s past, when Andrew is angsty bc he caught feelings)

Andrew: You  shouldn’t get close to me, it’s dangerous, i’m mafia

Neil: oh haven’t you heard-

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Jeremy, bouncing out of nowhere: Hey Kev ! Love how you BI-nary code ahah have you heard of the ARCHIPELAGO 

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Neil, sipping tea: so my father is the Butcher

Matt:  okokokok coolcoolcoolcool yk what arson doesn’t sound like a bad idea after all

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(this one is not funny sorry) but Neil taking over each time someone is hurt bc he is used to deal with it

“Give the pain to me”

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Andrew and Aaron like to fuck around a lot with the whole sensate stuff (since only one of them is a sensate)

Bad guy: only one of you is a sensate, which one is it?

Twinyard, in a perfect and flat tone: try to guess

A bad guy is spying on Andrew and waiting to kill him in Germany, via a cam, thinking he’s safe BUT SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER it was aaron dressed as Andrew in a mafia meeting and now you have to deal with a 5 feet tall mafia boy

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For real tho they are a little protective of the normal doctor who heal them every time (yes even Neil but don’t tell him) so you bet something like that happens one day:

Aaron: comes home from work angry

Andrew, cleaning up blood or counting money: whassup shithead?

Aaron: There’s this older doctor he’s great and all but he’s a fuckin asshole to me he belittles me everyday bc i’m young and we lost a patient today bc he rathers humiliate me than let me save him 

Andrew, a dangerous glint in his eyes and a whole cluster behind him: oh?

Kevin, opens his computer and digs up dirt on him: give me a sec

Allison: I can roll over him with my truck

Neil: there is so many ways to mix two meds and kills him ON ACCIDENT

Dan: let’s see how he deals in prison

Nicky: oh this is going to be fun

Kevin, reciting facts like he’s reading a grocery list: so yeah he smuggles meds from the hospital so local drug dealers, illegally sells meds for himself on the black market, does tax evasion, is friend with a local senator and both of them are involved with minors….i have already several reservation at X hotel btw and cases of work harassment on nurses and interns, threats to others older doctors in serve, and OH. OH. We have a spanking kink on our hands too.

Every members of the cluster, turning to Nicky and Neil:....go wild

Nicky, giggling: not that’s it’s a shame when it’s consensual but not here so - let’s start with the spanking :D

Neil: Can I make him cry

No violence is used but the doctor is found on the floor drowning in his own tears after a few minutes and after an hour he’s resigned and leaving the country

Andrew was dressed as Aaron for that (that being: smuggling Neil and Nicky into the hospital to meet the doctor through him)  and sends him a selfie of a 5 feet surgeon and the man crying on the floor 

It’s their best memory as a family (Aaron hates Neil a little less after that)

Neil to Nicky: why did you stop me from pushing towards suicide??? He’s gonna do that in another country

(Kevin: no if I can help it)

Nicky: bc we don’t do that to people!

Neil, Andrew, Aaron, Allison:...........right

Neil: killing even indirectly is no good but destroying their life and humiliating them publically is good?

Nicky: YES!

Matt and Dan: WAIT NO

(Allison: don’t brother Neil you’ll just hurt your head)

(Neil, close to tears: but...but...but arson?? Andrew, with knives out: alright fuckers who broke his heart?)

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Matt and Dan bc they’re fuckin weak to Neil: ITS OK BUDDY ARSON IS GOOD

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I have to end on this note:

Storyline wise, Neil would have make the perfect Wolfgang too….if Wolfgang was a twink.

#aftg #the foxhole court #tfc #andreil #hc #hcs #headcanon #headcanons #sense8 au #neil josten #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #dan wilds #matt boyd #reene walker #allison reynolds #kevin day #nicky hemmick #all for the game

[hellcarved]

i’m bert. she/her & they/them. 25+. est timezone. extremely canon divergent & highly selective dean winchester from cw’s my version of supernatural.

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currently i’m working my way back into the rpc after a big bout of the ~depressies~, and rebooting this blog was a means of helping. i also have multiple mental illnesses and those do affect my activity here. on top of this, my almost 13 year old dog was diagnosed with heart failure on christmas, and i spend a lot of time tending to her and taking care of her right now as well. when i am active replies and other things can be slow. i do shitpost a lot (we’re all humans, we shouldn’t be expected to be writing robots here), but everything is always tagged so you can blacklist if need be.

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(updated: jan. 21, 2021.)

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[tfw-no-tennis]

One Piece Readthru

heyo ive decided its time for me to catch up on the one piece manga finally!! i last read it uhhh sometime late 2018?? MAYBE early 2019....anyways ill be liveblogging it, basically for myself but if anyone is interested then enjoy lol

so w.out further ado hers 927-931 hya 

uh ok i left off kinda in the middle of the wano arc, so im scanning thru some stuff to see what i remember.....i dont really remember what the deal is with that ginger (?) pompadour guy lmao. theres a lot of new characters and intricate politics in this arc from what i remember. 

i havent really gotten spoiled for anything....i know that something bad happens to kid & killer, somethins up w/sabo (but we dont know what), luffy fights kaido (more than once i think?) uhhhhh we get roger flashbacks and hear the yonkous bounties....thats abt all i really know. so im hype to find out what else has gone on....

im gonna start around 927, i defs read this but i want a refresher 

wow its amazing how sanji can oscillate so fast from being unbearable and annoying to like one of my favs

i loveeee the panels where those dudes start trashing sanjis soba stand and usopps like lol lets back up yall we KNOW sanjis boutta kick some righteous ass....YESSS

franky supplexing a guy....ily franky 

toko!!! i forgot abt her!!! cute kid, whats her deal? iirc she works at the uhhh wherever komurasaki works and she almost gets murderized later

sanji and little kids is so cute ;_; more of that and less stuff of him being gross w/women 

ok exposition....i do remember a lot of this

928, i feel like i remember this stuff so ill kinda blow thru it 

oh yeah i remember luffy n the prison shennanigans....good times

and kidds here too, talkin abt how he lost his arm trying to fight shanks...lol dude 

dude is really like oh i couldnt take down shanks, so ill aim for a different yonkou, im sure this will go much better a second time (and down an arm)

omfg i forgot abt this dude who apparently sold his FAMILY to get money for komurasaki....

i think we’re supposed to feel bad for this dude and think komurasaki is cruel or w/e but man honestly i just respect the hustle. girl knows whats up

HVBJSDKFBDS I FORGOT THE HILARIOUS LINE WHERE SHES LIKE ‘I HATE POOR PEOPLE <3′ IM....its literally like a weird twitter shitpost lmaooo

they cut immediately from komurasaki to tama asking momo if he has a sister....LMAO SUBTLE......

i dont even remember if that twist was spoiled for me, but either way it was my like immediate thought upon komurasakis intro lmao 

ok 929!

omg kanjuro selling some-drawn fish lol

OUGHHH CARROT AND THE OTHER MINKS....i miss carrot sm i hope she shows up more :( i really wish she would join the crew....

lmao that guy calling zoro a pretty boy and saying girls are probably all over him....zoros like uh ew no im gay 

OOOH PLOT SHITTTTT....caesar and doflamingo name drops...

VEGAPUNK HM [eyes emojiey]

orochis defs gonna get fucked up at some point. his design reminds me of wapol and other like corrupt king archetypes 

oguhfdbsjkgjdfbh laws head basket i forgot abt that. also i love when people call him traffy thats weirdly cute 

oh right the other supernovas who became kaidous bitches are here to fight...i recall that fight somewhat 

920 time! 

oh yeah the weird place where all the poor starving people laugh constantly...inch resting

OHH YEAH BIG MOM!!! man i definitely read a lot further than this lmao. w/e i was SO fucking hype when she showed up, imo the whole amnesia thing is pretty lame. we’ll see where it goes tho 

the art here is just so good oh man. the panel of big moms ship charging up the waterfall while she laughs? fantastic 

EPIC arrival. i hope big mom gets to do cool stuff even despite the impending amnesia

i ALSO hope her kids get to do cool shit too. im still holding out for a zoro vs amande battle (if shes even there? i dont see her, but thatd be such a waste)...and smoothie vs robin....

and she wants zeus back....NAMI FIGHT??? PLEASE???

oh its bdsm dinosaur guy....hmm never thought id type that

LMAOOOO law is like Dont You Dare Fucking Snitch On Us and usopp is like uh luffy pls come pick me up this guy is too hardcore

FINAL BATTLE thats so dramatic law please

sanji saying he’ll protect usopp omfg

oooh theyre destorying all the soba shops....here comes sanji to bring the PAIN

OMFG THE RAID SUIT i forgot he busts that out....hilariously quickly all things considered

931! ok but first my obligatory thots on how sad i am abt how the women of op look nowadays lmao revisiting old one piece just makes it all the more obvious how ridiculous its gotten....like nami and robin dont even look human, its insane, and the sameface has gotten so bad...idk i miss when op women used to look normal and could just exist without being Sexy Women bc that was a thing at the beginning and i really loved that...now its just like wow all titty no waist legs are 100x longer than normal....not to mention the writing for women in op has gone way downhill...ugh. ANYWAYS onward 

ofc as soon as i say that theres a rlly cute and p normal looking cover w/nami...i love her sm shes my fav character thats part of the reason this bothers me so much lol 

i miss her short hair tho...the long hair is pretty and i like her different hairstyles but i defs prefer the short spunky look. i wish she wouldve gotten a cool bellmere-esque haircut after the timeskip at least

ok im p sure i didnt read this...? i dont remember hgbvhjaksdfk

GERMA THEME SONG HBVJSDUIFJBSF are you telling me that the raid suit activation process involves a THEME SONG....please i need to hear this. thats so fuckign funny

‘GERMAAAAAAAAAAA’ [sanji doing an unironic magical girl transformation] IT CANT BE OVERSTATED HOW HILARIOUS AND AMAZING THIS IS LMAOOOOOO 

i think we saw this w/his siblings during whole cake but i forget lmao

of course franky and usopp are like OOOH FUCK YEAH 

HHBDSJKFJSB the implications of law knowing Exactly who that is....like i really need to see an omake of a campy power rangers/sentai/whatever-esque show/comic with all these germa personas omfgggggggg

and law having read the comics is SO funny 

also. sanjis hair is SO unfortunate lmaooo

O SOBA MASK HBVHSJDKUFJBDSK

germa was the bad guy group in the comics....good lmao 

law was defs a fan he knows ALL the lore LMAOOO

A BABY SANJI....and then sanji being weird. skip! 

ironic hows theyre like oh shit gotta challenge this dude so he doesnt destroy the town and their fight is gonna level the place anyways lmao 

oh i did read this i think cause i remember all those ninja busting robin for sneaking around

which ok theyre ninja but robin could grow eyes for surveillance so it doesnt make much sense that shed be caught so easily...alas

THAT GUYS HEAD HBVHJFKD LMAO

oh yeah then big mom washes up w/amnesia lmao. i hope that plotline doesnt suck, i dont have too much hope...normally i really like amnesia plotlines and honestly i think itd be cool to explore w/like one of the strawhats but in this case it just seems kinda like a lazy way to take big mom out of the game :/ my prediction is she’ll get her memory back at a certain time thats convenient to the plot, just in time for like an all out war w/kaidou and the straw hats and the yakuza maybe? we shall see (possibly) 

ok its past 6 am so its bedtime. more later! 

#LJ reads one piece #thats my tag now! #one piece #my posts #liveblog

[theunemployedrogue]

About/BYF

Last updated 08 November 2020

General Blog Info

Content: A menagerie of shit I find interesting or funny. 100% drop rate on cat content and shitposts, guaranteed. That’s all I can promise you, my friend. Pretty obsessed with Star Trek: DS9 at the moment. See further down for other fandoms.

Tagging: I tag 99% of my posts so folks may easily blacklist content and/or locate content they want to see. I tag spoilers with a general “spoilers” tag as well as a few others to try and cover my bases (e.g., “spoilers”, “vld s3 spoilers”, “voltron spoilers”).

Search function: The search function is turned on for this blog.

Follow backs: I’m not really following back at the moment due to the inconsistency of the content I post. Message me if you want to be buds. I’m shy af and terrible at responding to messages but I’ll try. Please note I typically do not follow back blogs that do not use a tagging system.

Anon: Anon is never turned on.

Discourse and politics: I avoid discourse of any kind for the most part and make only a limited number of posts about politics. I’m anti-capitalist af tho and won’t shut up about that lmao. 

Content warnings

I post content warnings for common triggers such as blood, alcohol/drug use, mental illness, abuse, etc.

I will gladly tag other triggers if requested, no questions asked.

Do keep in mind that this blog is several years old and therefore older posts may reflect views I do not currently hold. I am human, and always learning and growing as a person.

About Me

Pronouns: She/her. Dude/bro/man etc. is perfectly fine too.

Age: 30 (yea I kno). I do not follow anyone who has clearly stated that they are under 18, and kindly ask you do not follow me if you are a minor.

I am mentally ill and I do write or reblog ‘negative’ content related to my illnesses and substance abuse that may be potentially upsetting or triggering to some. I try to keep these posts to a minimum and tag appropriately, but please be aware there will be such content on this blog at times.

I’m pretty shy and also forgetful, so between that and tumblr’s unreliable notification system I can be bad about responding to messages/comments. I don’t intend to be rude, and I apologize if I seem to ignore anyone.

Fandom-Related Info

Disclaimer: I acknowledge that some of my current and former ships and the content I’ve produced for them are (or could at least be interpreted as) problematic or triggering. Although my personal mantras are “fiction =/= reality” and “ship and let ship”, I fully understand why those beliefs don’t fly with everyone.

Please just block me if you feel uncomfortable with the subject matter I post. I understand everyone has their own reasons for disliking or feeling disturbed by certain ships or content, and I will not demand an explanation for differing opinions or argue with those who do not share my views. Likewise, I will not respond to discourse started by others.

I do not tag my fanfiction posted to tumblr with character names or gen tags, only the ship name. I cannot guarantee this will prevent the posts from appearing in a general search, however, as tumblr’s search picks up words within a post in addition to the tags.

I respect someone’s right to restrict their audience and do my best not to interact with blogs that have stated they don’t want certain users interacting with their content.

If I’ve reblogged your post and you want me to remove it from my blog, message me privately and I will gladly take it down. 

I encourage antis to block me so I do not accidentally interact with their content.

My Fandoms

I’m almost always a multi-shipper for any given fandom. While there are certainly ships I do dislike, I do my best to just avoid them and not make any negative posts about them on tumblr. I’m too old and too tired to be an ‘anti’ of anything (fandom-wise).

Not really active in any fandoms as a content creator at the moment, but the list below should give you an idea of what kind of fannish content you’ll find browsing this blog:

Star Trek: DS9

Marvel

Mainly MCU. Favorites include Thor, GotG, & Venom

BNHA

Elder Scrolls

Dragon Age

Mainly DA2

 VLD (formerly)

Star Trek: TOS/TNG/AOS

Steven Universe

Good Omens

The Walking Dead

Game of Thrones/ASOIAF 

#about #personal #last updated 8 nov 2020

[rei-reviews]

Rei Reviews- Voltron Legendary Defender Season 1

Voltron: Legendary Defender is a Netflix reboot of the sci-fi mecha anime, Voltron: Defender of the Universe that came out back in the 1980’s. It was produced by Dreamworks and animated by Studio Mi, and its 11 episodes long first season was released in June of 2016.

Now, I bet the fact this show is a reboot is going to activate alarm bells to some people which is very understandable because reboots in general don’t have the best of reputation. Sure, some reboots end up decent and sometimes surpass the original, but most them are unnecessary at best and atrocious at worst. In other words: For every Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood there will be a Powerpuff girls 2016 and an Alice in Wonderland.

But Legendary Defender is different because it has two things most reboots don’t have. A lot of the staff who worked on Voltron, including the director, Joaquim Dos Santos, also worked on the highly beloved and acclaimed Avatar: The Last Airbender. And if was already talking about beloved, the reboot has a large and loving fandom which inspired fanart and the occasional shitposts.

So obviously these two aspects could show that the Voltron reboot was a success. Right? Well, that’s why I’m here to see if this reboot is worth your time! And keep in mind that I have never watched the original series or any of its other iterations. This review will examine how well this show stands on its own.

The Substance

Voltron: Legendary Defender is a Netflix reboot of the sci-fi mecha anime, Voltron: Defender of the Universe that came out back in the 1980’s. It was produced by Dreamworks and animated by Studio Mi, and its 11 episodes long first season was released in June of 2016. Now, I bet the fact this show is a reboot is going to activate alarm bells to some people which is very understandable because reboots in general don’t have the best of reputation. Sure, some reboots end up decent and sometimes surpass the original, but most them are unnecessary at best and atrocious at worst. In other words: For every Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood there will be a Powerpuff girls 2016 and an Alice in Wonderland. But Legendary Defender is different because it has two things most reboots don’t have. A lot of the staff who worked on Voltron, including the director, Joaquim Dos Santos, also worked on the highly beloved and acclaimed Avatar: The Last Airbender. And, speaking of beloved, the reboot has a large and loving fandom which produces tons of fanart and the occasional shitpost. So obviously these two aspects could show that the Voltron reboot was a success. Right? Well, that’s why I’m here to see if this reboot is worth your time! And keep in mind that I have never watched the original series or any of its other iterations. This review will examine how well this show stands on its own. The Substance In the universe of Voltron, reigns an evil alien race of the Galra who are led by their emperor Zarkon. They have spent thousands of years oppressing many civilizations and planets and ruling the universe with an iron fist. However, there exists a powerful weapon named Voltron™, a giant robot that is operated by five pilots named The Paladins. it was said to be strong enough to face and even overcome the Galra empire’s power. But when the Galra attacked and nearly destroyed the planet of Altea, the lions were scattered across many different planets, and hope seemed to be lost. But 10,000 years after Voltron’s disappearance, five humans from Earth named Shiro, Keith, Lance, Pidge and Hunk become the new paladins of Voltron after a chain of events that entangled them in the Millennia-long War. Together with the help of Allura, an Altean Princess who was cryogenically frozen for thousands of years, and her advisor Coran, the Paladins become the last line of defense against the Vicious Galra, as they hope to defeat them through Voltron. The first season of Voltron mainly focuses on setting up the universe and its characters and the events that occur are standard for a genre: there’s an opening episode that’s dedicated to forming the main team and finding Voltron, a first mission to help a decaying planet, and setting up plot threads for the following seasons. The show isn’t very revolutionary in the way its constructs its events but what makes it all very entertaining is how things are executed. For the most part. For starters, Voltron is a show that knows how to handle and balance different tones. It knows how to make a comedic scene effective with its witty scripting and comedic timing and pull off a tense scene with good pacing and well established stakes and even manage to execute scenes that manage to be both of them. And not only are the scenes strong on their own, they also manage to consistently flow from one another without feeling jarring. And it also knows how to keep its audience hooked This is a feat that a lot of western shows and some anime tend to struggle with especially when it comes to tone shifts. Another thing this show manages well in its execution it’s his handling of the core cast because when you look at them on a surface level they mostly fit into standard super sentai archetypes. Shiro is the strong-willed leader Lance is the cocky and confident comic relief, Hunk is the vigilant yet kindhearted giant, Pidge is the snarky brains of the group, Keith is the rebel, Allura is the graceful princess and Coran is the butler and additional comic relief. Apart from Allura, who mostly subverts her trope with her more dominant attitude, none of the characters completely defy their archetypes. And sometimes that’s fine, not every character has to bring anything completely new to the table in terms of personality, and in this show’s case, the archetypes are very well handled. The great execution of these archetypes stems from two major factors: The first factor is the well written script. The dialogue between the characters sounds very authentic and is filled with strong one-liners and wit. Unlike other shows, the usage of one liners and slang doesn’t feel forced or like it was written by some cynical forty-something who’s trying to be “hip with the kids”. It really helps audience connect to the paladins because they speak in a very relatable way. The second factor is the chemistry between the main cast. Each character the show manages to bounce of off each other and much like the dialogue, their chemistry feels authentic. There are so much potential and different interactions that this show provides the viewer whether its Keith a scene with Keith and Lance, Shiro and Allura or even Hunk and Corran, the interactions are always fun to watch and make the characters very likable. These two factors are what made me care quite a bit about the main characters. It’s what made me invested in all the conflicts and developments they face during the show whether its individual or affects the entire group. And this is great because, a lot of shows try to make the audience care about their characters by flooding them with conflicts and backstories and not even succeeding with the two factors I mentions. It’s a very basic rule of storytelling that is unfortunately very neglected, but in Voltron’s case it manages to achieve it. However, I can’t say that the characterization of the villains is as strong as the protagonists.  The Galra empire do make for a good obstacle for team Voltron to overcome, but as of season one, they’re no more than just good obstacles. King Zarkon and his underlings feel menacing but they’re not fleshed out enough to interesting to watch. I only cared about them because the protagonists cared about them but the that’s only the bare minimum of what a villain should be. Another gripe I have with Voltron is the pacing of its pilot episode. Even though the pilot is an hour long, the pacing felt a little too fast because the show tried to cram in as much worldbuilding and set up as it could. That isn’t to say the pilot is bad but it could’ve slowed down a bit by giving the story and the audience some breathing room. The strengths of the show outweigh the negatives and the show makes for great popcorn material. But even then, the fast-paced pilot, and underdeveloped villains is what holds back the show from being truly great. The Presentation The animation of Voltron is top notch, though this fact isn’t surprising considering the fact Studio Mir also worked on The Legend of Korra. The rebooted designs of each paladin are well distinguished and really manage to modernize the character designs from the eighties while keeping their charm. In addition, the settings in which the character’s travel whether it be the different planets or the spaceship interiors are also well handled and have a lot of polish. But the animation truly shines is in the fight scenes, which are very crucial for an action show like Voltron. The hand to hand combat scenes are well directed and the fluid animation helps to make the fights effective and the same could be said for the CG mecha battles. I would even go as far as to say that the way the CG is rendered and utilized in Voltron surpasses over 90% of anime that use CG. It never looks too jarring or stilted for the eye and unfortunately that tends to be a rarity in 2D animated shows. While the background music in the show didn’t really stand out in my eyes, I am very fond of the show’s intro. Although the intro is shamelessly formulaic, introducing the characters one by one while featuring good fight scenes, the music manages to build up some excellent hype and the way the characters are introduced makes them look beyond badass. And then there’s the great voice acting. Every character’s casting is top notch because of how well they suit them and the way the actors deliver their lines really helps the characters to shine. The biggest stand out in my opinion would have to be Jeremy Shada as Lance because his snarky demeanor and great comedic timing really helped to flesh out the character. Final Verdict Although I’ve already mentioned that I haven’t seen any shows in the Voltron franchise, I can confidently say that the first season of Legendary Defender is a good remake and i'll definitely check out its second season. It didn’t blow me away with any extreme subversions of its genre but I still appreciate the amount of effort that went into making this series. The people who worked on this series loved Voltron and the mecha genre and it shows with the show’s quality. Even if there are major weaknesses in the characterization of the villians that could be mended. If you’re a fan of mecha anime I think Legendary Defender would be a show to your taste. There aren’t a lot of standout mecha shows that came out this decade so it could definitely fill the void. I also recommend this show to people who are looking for a good popcorn material show with great action and likable characters. And if you guys are planning to watch Voltron, then watching this show with a younger sibling or something alike would be a good choice! I binged this show with my younger sister and we both had a lot of fun with it. Reccomendation Level 3/5

#volron #voltron legendary defender #review

[lesbianspirals]

getting to know me

fank u @perkynurples for the tag!!

why did you choose your url?

i will set the scene: it is 201??. everyone is a lesbian, regardless of gender, orientation, or canon-compliance (think lesbiansherlock, etc). i had an ob url before this, but i wasn’t posting that as much so i picked the lil round friend from star wars bc he is a lesbian obv

any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

2 old url holds, a movie review one i haven’t updated in 7 years, my high school senior portfolio, and a short-lived shared blog i made w my high school crush lol

how long have you been on tumblr?

i lurked around for a while, but i started posting in march 2012!

do you have a queue tag?

not in a long while, altho i queue almost everything bc i like the consistency of it

why did you start your blog in the first place?

memes and wholock ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

why did you choose you icon/pfp?

is me! i know picrews are v v basic, but is a lil me and i love it!

why did you choose your header?

bc soup is a universal human experience and as an inaugural member of Soup Group (est. 2019) i collect all the soup memes i can find to share w my friends. that one is just my favorite piece of soup content so far

what’s your post with the most notes?

u know i thought it would be my librarian selfies, but i looked and it’s a v silly sherlock thing that i did w geothebio’s art

how many followers do you have?

~400, but i feel like less than 10% of those are still active users

how many people do you follow?

a lil under 200. sometimes my dash is p quiet, but i like being able to scroll back to where i left off. makes me stressed when there’s too many posts

have you ever made a shitpost?

of course. i don’t post a ton of original creations, but when i do they’re most likely silly. can’t be self-conscious abt something if it’s supposed to be stupid in the first place! checkmate anxiety!!

how often do you use tumblr each day?

u know i took a 3 year sojourn and didn’t check this hellsite once, and now i’m on all the time again...

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once?

nope! there are enough black holes of Discourse, i have no interest in engaging

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?

eternal eye roll

do you like tag games?

ya! feels like the good ol internet days

do you like ask games?

yes...but i will also never reblog one bc i get embarrassed if no one asks me anything

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

i don’t even know what tumblr famous is anymore...i feel like that era is over, but i have a few mutuals who are v popular in the internet circles they inhabit

do you have a crush on a mutual?

i'm a libra...i have a crush on anyone who gives me the slightest bit of attention....but also i do think my mutuals are v cool and talented even if i’m not so good at saying it too often!

am taggin @spoookily @two-crabs @bogology if u feel so inclined!

#now back to work :((( #personal