#I am introducing citrus genes to the bottlenecked red pine gene pool. I am the life of the party.

[badolmen]

I want to someone rich to sponsor my mad botanist dreams. I would make so many unethical trees.

#ra speaks #personal #mad scientist #forestry #botany #I would make a Jurassic Park of plants. prehistoric and just fucked up hybrids of insanity #I am taking the thorns gene they took out of landscaping honeylocusts and I am putting it in sycamores #I am giving oaks palmately compound leaves #I will give chestnuts the ability to produce oxalis acid to defend themselves from fungus and the fda can’t stop me #oh? you don’t think I should bring back giant fern trees??? try and stop me #I am introducing citrus genes to the bottlenecked red pine gene pool. I am the life of the party.