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pbandjesse · 2 years

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Today felt a little weird. Not bad! Just off. Like I kept feeling like it was the end of the day multiple times. I felt like I was doing everything and also not accomplishing anything. But it was still a good day.

I slept okay last night. I have decided that the problem I have waking up in the morning when I don't have work is because. Who cares if Im late, there is nothing to be late for. But I had things to do so I would get myself up, even if I was tired.

I very much wanted a nap but I knew there would be no good time for that. I had many things to do.

I got washed and dressed. James made some amazing pumpkin crepes. I ate in my studio and got to work on art.

James took the plastic on the frames for my art. And I sewed some bears. I would also get some flipped and ready for eyes, but I was mostly focused on getting my sewing machine to work. I think I have mostly fixed it. It doesn't feel like its struggling as much.

I had some trouble with my frames. Only because not all of them ha a matt. And originally I was against the matts, but now that Ive seen the prints with the matts I like it and so 4 of the frames need them now. Ugh. Whatever, at least I got some done.

I repacked up my market stuff. Chose new stuffies and got more prints packaged. Once I was done with that I would go sit with James while they worked and checked on the island. Got it cleaned up for the tour I was doing tonight.

But quicker then I realized it was time for work! I needed to get on the call with Mike around 130. I laid in the studio for a half hour to wait. Went and grabbed the mail. Realized the front door had junk on it and cleaned that. And then it was time to get on the call.

It was a virtual field trip with 2 classes of first graders. There were some technical issues, but they were cute. I took lots of notes. It really is just a neighborhood tour and was pretty simple. I am still nervous about doing it myself, but it was fun. I want to get a general time line from Mike still, and Im going to watch another one tomorrow. But I think I would be okay leading them in the near future.

While that was happening I painted my nails. And once we were done I would have a late lunch. Hug on James. And hang out in the studio chatting with Jess and Candy about the stream.

Around 430 we got ready to get on the class. The actual stream was a little late because we had tech issues as well. But it was so fun! I loved sharing my island and hanging out with Candy was fun too. I hope her viewers enjoyed it too. She seemed really excited about my island and made me feel really good about how I have put it all together. I cant wait to do more work on it and hopefully share it again.

We ended once I showed off the majority of the island (and when the switch was dying), and had a little chat after. It was just really nice.

When we were done the whole thing I went and plugged everything in. But quicky got back on the game to send Jess something. And then James made us dinner. And I just enjoyed a chill night.

I laid in our bed for a little. Took a shower. And now Im listening to James talk to friends as they finish a dnd game. I just got a package in the mail. My new seasonal balm dotcom from glossier. Its cookie butter scented. Excellent.

I feel like I have been writing this post in weird bursts. BUt really I am just tired. I hope I sleep well and that you do too. I have the museum tomorrow, and I hope it is a positive and not stressful day. I am trying to will that. I hope you all have a great day tomorrow. Goodnight!

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defunctblogtobedeleted · 5 years

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10/26/19 3:40 am - Inventing A New Ranking System For People

Alright I don’t know if it’s sexist since I’m bi (LOL Andi would hate when I called shit gay and say that it’s okay because I’m half-gay).

But I did a lot of brainstorming and wanted to show off my new rating scale.

1-10 is trash. We used to parody it by saying it was more efficient to just do Binary where 0 is you wouldn’t smash and 1 is you would.

There’s just no depth there.

The crazy-hot chart is at least a little better because it’s got two factors you’re assessing.

So Here’s what I’ve got for you today.

I spent that one night at Darlin’s watching her stream and drawing this picture because I kept imagining what it would be like to write down all my feelings and have her read about how much I loved her and how highly I thought about her and maybe she’d take me back. I came up with this scale, but didn’t draw that part of this page out until just now.

I’m glad I’m writing the official scale part and all the numbers now that I don’t really want Andi back. It all feels more honest, though the opinions haven’t really changed. One of the things I said to Andi when I was breaking off our friendship was that I felt shitty like I was manipulating her back into a relationship and not being real friends with her.

Honestly I don’t know if I could control myself to try to be platonic friends with her now. Probably not, I’m tryna fuck like everyone I hang out with LMAO.

But anyway, Andi and I loved DnD and so that was the inspiration for this scale. Forreal here it is:

So here’s the rundown. You’ve got your normal 6 stats on the left, Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma.

It helps to fill these out as well, because then you have 12 points of assessment.

For example, Andi’s digestive issues means that there is no fucking WAY she’d be able to pass a constitution check on poison, since she can barely eat most regular foods; hence she has a -2 in that stat. It also helps to remember that when you’re doing real stats that 18 is like supergenius and 20 is literally unachievable naturally so there’s no way you ought to give a real person much higher than like a 16 or 17 intellect.

Okay now here’s the fun part. My made up stats are Hobbies, Spontaneity, Mental Health, Sex, Beauty, and Status/Refinement.

Hobbies are what I consider to be the strength of a relationship. It’s how much you guys have in common with the things you like to do. On these stats I think it’s more natural to fill them out to a max score of 20. Andi gets two points off for not liking drugs and not liking fucked up shit from 4chan or videos where she gets grossed out like Me!Me!Me! but she was damn near perfect in terms of wanting to do stuff I wanted to do. Drinking, video games, sex? Yeah. got it.

Spontaneity is a subjective stat. One person’s SPO 20 is probably another person’s SPO 1, after all. You’d want someone in your life to be as crazy and willing to go out and do wild shit as you are, I’d presume. Or at least I do, which is why in terms of having Andi ready to go on road trip adventures across the country with me she didn’t quite hold up. I’d give her a -2 but she did fuck me in a parking lot the first night I met her. Really thought about giving her a flat stat just for that, but overall I think it’s negative.

Mental Health isn’t just a category for me to take a jab at Andi for having depressive issues, I fucking swear I’m not that much of a dick. Mental Health, or MHP, is a throwback to that Crazy-Hotness chart/meme/adage. You really do have to take into account if someone isn’t going to slice your ass with razor blades when they fuck you lmfao, or if they’re going to fight with you or fuck your friends any chance they get. Some people are just crazy and now here’s a stat for that. But alright yes, I am an asshole and took off points because Andi was depressed so much lmfao.

Sex + Beauty I like these stats being their own categories for the same reason that INT and WIS are different stats. Raw beauty is your natural 1-10 scale of hotness. Of course, it’s more accurate because it includes .5 decimals by going 1-20. I’d give Andi a 7.5 on my hotness scale, where 10s are like Natalie Portman, Britney Spears ~Toxic era, and Kimberly from the Power Rangers. So in DnD Beauty she gets a 15. She had perfect tits, a great ass, a tight stomach, a pretty smile, and legs for fucking days, man. Pretty fucking hot. For sex, I’d say you should rate someone on a scale from 1-18 normally, just because an 18 is the highest stat you can roll naturally before increasing your stats with feats. But then you can continue to add 1 or 2 if they actually have some mindblowing skills. Like if they give the best head you’ve ever gotten or something they can break into that best-in-the-world territory that a 19/20 stat in DnD is supposed to represent. That being said, Andi was one of my favorite fucks. She didn’t have unbelievable stamina on top and didn’t give a legendary blowjob. But she was ALWAYS ready to fuck. And so enthusiastic. And so sexy. And kinky. The only area she loses points from rolling the nat 18 is for kissing and for whatever was causing the puss flavor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I really honestly think it was just because we were too lazy to shower most of the weekend though so I didn’t want to take a whole second point off for that.

And so that leaves us with Status (/Refinement) Status is a somewhat more nebulous stat, but I wanted to add a stat in for how classy someone is. Does she come from a rich family? Does she have money? Does she make more money than you? How is her taste in music and culture and art? Would you feel shitty not taking her out to a fancy restaurant? Like sometimes you have to acknowledge that you’re tryna fuck a hot piece of trailer trash. It’s fine, man. Like Mungo Jerry said In The Summertime, “If her daddy’s rich, take her out for a meal / If her daddy’s poor, just do what you feel.” It’s not a bad thing to not be classy. For starters I liked that Andi made a little more money than me, but she wasn’t rich enough to take me in and be my sugar momma 😂 I also didn’t think she had Great taste in anime and music, so she ends up in an above-average-but-still-kinda-middling stat.

And that covers it!

I hope this doesn’t make me the worst person ever. But I might start reviewing all the people I sleep with like this. I think it really demonstrates their appeal a lot more than anything else I’ve heard of.

Let me know if I’m the biggest piece of shit ever for this so I know not to do it though lmfao.

Also Andi, if you ever read this for some reason I hope you’re... flattered? I guess? I really hope you meant what you said when you told me I could write about you because... this is probably a lot. I really don’t think I was out of your league though, and when you looked at your porn pics of us and said you couldn’t believe your ass looked so good I hope you know you always looked great.

💕 It really was fun. Unblock me so we can be friends again. It’d be cool to chill now that I’m in a better headspace I think.

I was thinking about calling you when I finally got to this part in my catching up, but I want to give you your space. Forever, I guess. You always said you were the bad bitch Ex’s And Oh’s girl who would have your exes chasing you to the end of the Earth and I’m not about that chase lmao. But you were worth it. You were worth a lot more, to be honest lol, I wish I had gotten my shit together before we broke up instead of after. But you really convinced me to treat myself right, and take better care of myself in a way that nobody outside of my family has and you mean a lot to me for that. So I hope you’re doing well and I don’t want to do anything to fuck that up if you are, so I’m not gonna be that ex that calls you out of the blue that says “oh are you ready to be friends again, sorry for that shit I said.” Also because I’m not. But if you wanted to be friends anyway that’d be rad. 💕 💕

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banddndau · 7 years

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THAT DND FIC I ACTUALLY WROTE.

CharacterNotes:

-Classes: George is a cleric (a type of mage who gets their power from a deity they worship), Paul is a fighter (the most diverse class in DND can be almost anything can be compared to a knight mercenary type), John is a rogue (usually thieves they specialize in sneak attacks, pick pocketing and deception), Ringo is a sorcerer (a more powerful magic user who in exchange for weaker melee abilities has stronger magic) - Robert is secretly a demigod who came down to earth for the hell of it. His class is a mystery. - As a demigod Robert has no real need for sustenance as much as regular mortals do. Food is usually a leisure or luxury more than a necessity. However he still needs it to a degree. - Robert also doesnt really need sleep. Like food it’s only good for sustenance on a rough journey or a way to charge up magic but if its lazy day or so there’s no real use for it.

Context: This takes place a few scenes after the comic I drew. Yeah it’s got mistakes but I don’t take my writing seriously enough to fix them cause I hate writing cause I gotta follow rules and that’s stupid but understandable. Enjoy this self-indulgent fluffass gaylords.

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George awoke quietly to the orange rays of sun peering through the thin curtains beside him. Everything felt heavy. He must have slept awhile but when did he even fall asleep? As he began to wake more he found himself coming up with more questions as “what happened last?”, “who’s bed is this?”, “Where am I?” and “Where are John, Paul and Ringo?!” Catching movement in the corner of his eye he saw a tall figure with long wavy gold hair walking by before it stopped quickly as it noticed George. The man hurried over to his bedside a look of relief on his face. “You’re finally awake! Thank goodness! I myself was beginning to worry, that was a pretty messy battle you all must ‘ave been in!” Who was this person? Worried? Battle? Finally awake? How long had George been asleep? It was only dawn outside! Dozens of more questions began to flood the Clerics mind but a sudden incredible thirst came over him with priorities taking over his tongue. “…w-water…” was all he could get out. “Oh! Yes of course! No doubt you’ve gotta be thirsty!” Robert walked out of the bedroom door outside into what was apparently to kitchen and living area grabbing a cup hanging from a rack a filling it with water from an inside pump. “(Of course mortals need water!)” Robert chastised himself internally. “(They don’t just eat and drink for fun! They need it regularly to live! Should 'ave already had it ready so inconsiderate!)” George took a moment to study his room. He was laying in what was quite a spacious bed with five pillows and a fine wine colored duvet. There was a wardrobe, a couple fur rugs, multiple chests, as well as mantlepieces of the heads of beasts George had never seen before. Quite a lot to take in. Beside him was a small bedpost with three large candles each with an extinguished wick and the wax melting down to the wood. Alongside some discarded bottles and bits of erbs yet to be cleaned away. Robert walked back inside the bedroom with water in hand setting it down on the bedside table. George shuffled slowly trying to move so he could drink but with every move he made felt he would break into many pieces. Robert quickly took note and helped the young man sit up moving the pillow that was once supporting his head and placing it behind his back. George took he water and drank it greedily a small stream dripping from his chin. Relieved he whiped his face from the remaining water with his other hand. “Thanks…uhm…who are you? Where am I? What’s going on??” George asked in an effort not to seem rude. “Oh that’s right! We never really had a true introduction now 'ave we? I’m Robert Plant. Your friends brought you here to me. We’re at my groups home base.” Robert answered. “I’m guessing this is your bed?” “Yes but don’t let it trouble you I don’t really use it much for sleeping.” Slightly shaken by the quick comment George swore he saw Robert wink. “…Hey where are-” “Are my ear deceivin me or is Georgie finally wakin?!” A pitter patter of footsteps could be heard down the hall when an excitable John and Ringo rushed into the bedroom. “So when we’re ye gonna tell us ol Georgie was awake?” Ringo jokingly asked Robert. “Ey’ I was gonna tell you all after the lad had a minute!” Robert replied. George was confused. John was up this early in the morning? Fully dressed and full of energy? Either they were out all night or they were about to go on one hell of a sidequest. “How are you up so early John?” John snickered. “Its not me who’s up early, it’s you who’s up late son!” “What?! But it’s dawn!” “Think ya mean dusk mate.” Ringo chuckled. “How long was I asleep?!” “Well…” John thought looking back. “We made it here a bit after ya lost consciousness so…probably a day and half.” “Blimey…” George thought aloud. He slept through an entire day and a half of his life and he wasn’t even aware of it.

“Where’s Paul?” asked George realising the fighter was absent. Robert smiled and pointed to the other side of the bed. On the ground laying on one of the rugs with a blanket over him lay Paul asleep looking absolutely exhausted. “He was up all night lookin after you. Said he felt so terrible about not bein able to protect you that he hasn’t moved except maybe a few times to piss. Finally gave in and fell asleep 'bout a couple hours ago. Broke my heart it did." explained Robert.rdquo; George looked to his left down at Paul. He was so peaceful, his hazel eyes closed with his long eyelashes gently brushing his skin. No armor. Hair a mess. Eyebrows slightly crossed. Oh if Paul knew he was being seen in this state. It was very endearing and a little adorable. “Dunno if we should wake him considerin he’s sound asleep.” said Ringo. “But he can also just go back to sleep after findin’ out Georgies alright.” John compromised. With that the rogue walked over to where Paul lay gently shaking his shoulder. “Ey’ Paul, George’s up.” he whispered. Paul opened his eyes slowly looking over at John till the image of George sitting up finally processed in his waking mind. “George!” Paul exclaimed both shocked and relieved. Jumping up immediately onto the bed to embrace his younger friend in a hug. “Thank the heavens you’re awake! I didn’t know when you would be up! You were out of it all day-” Paul continued on rambling till he ran out of words to say as well as till George felt small wet droplets on his back. Paul tensed holding the cleric closer placing a hand behind his head. “…I couldn’t protect you…” Paul choked out. “I should have been more vigilant, I should have taken more charge with offense, and you had to carry the whole team from my carelessness and I was just thinking I was going to lose you and…I was terrified Geo…” It was all coming back to George now. The forest, the spider king, the team, and then suddenly nothing at all. George took his free arm to feel the bandages that hugged his abdomen flinching on contact. Paul pulled back feeling the sudden tense from George, laying his hands on the youngers shoulders letting the last of the big tears drip down his face, letting a sniffle out. John quickly broke what could have become an awkward silence with Ringo following him onto the bed pulling all four of them into a gentle group hug. “Aw Paul ye stop that. Geo’s alright now! Soon we’ll be able to carry on with the quest.” John said encouragingly. Ringo looked up from the group’s embrace over at Robert who was quietly sitting out of the way as not to impose on the party. “Thank you.” Said Ringo. Robert smiled warmly.

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Following the first meal George had in a day in a half also gave Robert the chance to now properly introduce himself and the rest of his party called “Led Zeppelin” a peculiar but indeed intriguing group the rest of Roberts friends were. However the now nighttime greeting halted to a close with George succumbing back to tiredness and going back to sleep. This time Paul on the bed as well. The cleric curling in and resting his head in the crook of the fighters neck, Paul stroking his hair and holding him gently as so not to cause him any potential discomfort. Soon both fell peacefully asleep.

#kerri #jake #danny #band dnd au #I DID IT

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