I have determined that no further tangling of the warp is allowed
I am going to remove the ties as I work my way down the warp, ensuring that shit stays where intended
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Guys.
I never fully understood Bellatrix’s penchant for cackling until I just raced 8 dudes in K1 go karting… 🏎️💨 And all these dudes so clearly didn’t take me seriously being the only girl… and were like really, really ignoring my existence, until the final race when I just drove super aggressively and after I finally got ahead of them blocked them at every turn super dirtily for 10 laps straight and I was like… there. I get it.
I cackle now.
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Once again begging syscoursers (and genuinely like anyone online ever) to remember that you are talking to real people with real lives, and not just the strawman you made up.
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the way the suits tag is like. just me 😞
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Hello! Do you have some time to talk about the Traveler?
🍭Jester done by me
🍭Photos by Tul
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woke up this morning to some suspicious p*ssy behaviour and i just want my body to know that we already on thin ice, bitch
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Guess who's a manager now👈👈
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Some of the backgrounds I’ve been doing for a little project ☺️
Wink 😉
Green screen space ship here: https://youtu.be/Q5HRDCbE0Ww
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On June 11th we took my girlfriend's folks on a boat ride along the canals of Amsterdam!
I had been working as a boat tour guide in Amsterdam for a while, back then, so it was nice to be the captain for once!
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“I know you’ve never done a pokemon battle before so I’ll go easy on you!”
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I feel like making more May X Natasha and the best part is nobody can stop me. I can literally do whatever I want and I am unstoppable.
I need prompt ideas for this two, please.
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So, when I was a kid my mom got me this shirt, and I remember looking at it and staring because I had never seen such perfection. There's a cat, wearing hipster glasses, in a backwards cap, with "SWAG" underneath as the caption. And, my mom had gotten it probably three sizes too big so it was baggy. I remember walking into my middle school and all the cool kids were wearing their Nike shirts and looking at me like I was the weird kid. But no, I was in control. You think you can hurt me? There's like four levels of cringe to this bruh, your petty hate can't penetrate my god-level swag.
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how old, roughly, are you? like, are you under 20, about 20-30, or older than 30? im curious how close you are to my age so :P
Mid 20s!
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I PASSED MY COMP EXAMS!!!
In 2 weeks I'll be receiving my MASTER'S DEGREE!!
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monster!au sketchdump #2
1-2: monster swap!! purely indulgent, since if they were actually these monsters from the start, they'd all have turned out different.
3: price in his prime! he was a real tank, but he grew out of his destructive phase.
4: preening time with gaz <3
early access + nsfw on patreon
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never forget james flint parallel parked a fucking warship
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