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#I am the child
didthekingdieyet · 11 months
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the goddamn porn bots messaging me have me feeling like this
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minhosimthings · 2 months
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"my child is normal!"
Your child would willingly bark for Mr Sim Jayeun in a leather jacket and glasses.
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kidfoundonstreets · 1 year
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What would you do if there was a child right infornt of you /ref
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOANBIOO NONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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“My child is fine!”
Ma'am your child is 3 hours into Sebastian's playlist and is vibin with Absolutely.Every.Single.Song.   
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little-mushroom-man · 2 years
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There’s a certain point where you realize that you are absolutely a 4 year old problem child in a crowded preschool class at an understaffed school and everyone around is just trying to stop you from dying at every possible moment while you run around looking at shiny things and put stuff in your mouth
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feluka · 2 months
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
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aueua · 7 months
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people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
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etirabys · 1 year
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as a child I wondered why adults were so stupid (doing things out of habit/routine/heuristics rather than reasoning explicitly about what to do based on their goals) and the answer is that adults are unimaginably fucking tired all the time
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spiderversegf · 18 days
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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!
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hateliers · 7 months
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everyone on this site loves talking abt divorce so i wanna see something
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proxycrit · 3 months
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(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:
Your honor the horses are now lesbians
(Anyways here’s the designs)
#mlp#based off my mlp redesigns (no i will not be taking criticism)#mlp redesign#fluttershy is now a giant jacked carnivorous shire horse with anxiety#rarity is a trans queen and she’s carrying the plot on her back#applejack’s been bequeethed the oldest child syndrome after the traumatic death of her parents and learned to do taxes at the tender age of#13?? how do horses age#and rainbow dash is both loved and reviled by her pegasi foundry because she has ‘too much gryphon in her’#(but she FAST AS FUC BOI.)#anyways pinky’s my favorite. we don’t know whats up with pinky but she smiles a lot and the world distorts around her at exactly 1014 am.#twilight is celestia’s favored pupil prophet and is trying her best to figure out what the hell is up with pinkie and failing spectacularly#twilight also hatched a dragon from an inert stone and people have opinions about that#mostly ‘what are you feeding her’#(holds rarity and applejack) i think they’re neat together#they bond over growing up too quickly and have a vi-caitlynn thing goin on#(squints) didnt draw the cute mark crusaders but they’d be like. the batmen of the town. and it was fun and games until twilight heard#and gave them ACTUAL weapons#rarity#applejack#rainbow dash#twilight sparkle#fluttershy#pinkie pie#spike the dragon#I FORGOT SPIKE#spike’s a stone dragon that hatched from a stone egg. he is not meant to exist. he’s an elderitch horror and a baby boy and we love#and cherish his adorable little face#art#critdraws#Rest your Weary Hooves in our New Found Home
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hypewinter · 25 days
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During a press conference for the newest Justice League member, Phantom, a reporter asks him "Do you have anything to say to all the children who aspire to be like you?"
Phantom looked at the reporter puzzled before saying, "Children wanna be like me? Why? I'm a bad influence."
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hollow-indigo · 6 months
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5000 notes and I’ll answer ANY question about ANY of my OCs. no vagueness, no riddles.
edit: disclaimer: some vagueness will have to be upheld for Wisteria lore upon request
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orpheuslament · 2 years
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tzitzimitl-eztli · 1 month
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*snore*
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