#I am your new mom

[doc-anders]

Cassandra: “Sir, Superman is on line one.”

#Mom’s new boyfriend may come to all your recitals but I am still your father #batfamily #batfam #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #damian wayne #cassandra cain #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #black bat #batgirl #orphan

[cicada-candy]

POV: You Are So Fucked.

after resizing this four times to get it to post, i can officially say i've drawn something to big for even tumblr to handle. is this an achievement?? probably not. its probably the visual noise filters lol

aaaand smokeless version:

#my art #robbie reyes #all new ghost rider #fanart #ghost rider #eli morrow #yes ik ik badly drawn car is badly drawn #who needs references when you have determination? [me. clearly.] #and also the background but uhhh just avert your eyes its fine ":] #cw eyestrain #tw emeto #yep. for sure mom. i am studying. that is what i am doing. #things said by people that are So Gonna Fail That Exam #also for some reason writing the date mm/dd/yy was brutal #it was like brushing my teeth with my left hand lmao #hyper-hellfire

[sentientstump]

i was on the verge of losing hope xD

#it is really funny to me specifically and i will make this post only for myself because i want to remember this day #wanna draw so much now i have found my fuel once again. thank you team canada #i never knew one episode would cause me to have multiple ideas xD #well i mean i didnt know because i have never experienced new tc content in my notifs ever #am i annoying? i am annoying but this is the purpose of this blog you followed it #maybe I'll make a normal one some day #just for me.... to share not mcyt things to the world but to WHOM who will want to see it orz #unless youre ihrtmumbo quinn unpause then i guess lol xD #ahhhhhh future me see where my mind is at rn??? i am currently in the violet room and typing this instead of dinner eating #saturdays be like that i guess xD #anyways this is a huge day #my mom is concerned rn lol oops i gtg #textstump

[garaviel]

. . . Dress code color requirement . . . For your guests . . . At your wedding . . . What

#is this a new thing #i am not buying a new outfit for a wedding i dont want to go to and if im forced to the $$ is coming out of the Card Fund #listen i may be a goth but i have no problem toning stuff down for normal people at their events #all my appropriate clothing is black or very dark jewel tones with black accents #and i tone down my makeup to just a red lipstick and black eyeliner instead of going ham. i have never had a problem before. #but i wont be wearing Colors even if i can find something for 20$ at goodwill. die. #im just some dweeb u invited to get more money im not a background prop for your production #my mom says im being a bitch i think im just not going to go. rsvps arent out yet anyway its not like they spent money on my dinner

[aamezish]

everyone prioritizes their family and that means even extended chacha ke chacha fufa ke tau etc and i can't even prioritize my sagi one i hate myself

#and its not that they're bad or anything #but im such a people pleaser i feel validation from strangers is more important than family #its because maybe ive watched them too closely and nothing about them fascinates me anymore i know the pattern #and my fun is meeting new people cracking the code #but still #i hate that people will cut your calls leave your message unread kyunki aaj poora din bua mausi aaye the #wish i was that focused on my relatives #ill literally text call anyone even in a middle of a fucking apocalypse #idk yall should tell me if im doing something wrong do yall keep your phones away and forget to text your friends #but i can't focus one thing for too long i cannot physically see messages decking up and not reply #i hate this #do people simply not check. there phone as often or am i an addict #or have i still not learnt to be in the moment #and tomorrow night i leave for home and my friends have planned a meet up #now frn 1 comes to home for one month in her holidays so giving one day or even two days to friends doesn't matter #frn 2 lives in hometown so there's no problem but mind you if she comes she has to leave in 2 minutes because her mom calls every five #minutes just to get her back to home for nothing #frn 3 comes home same as me aka 4-5 days so giving 1 day to friends is parents saying tumhe hamse matlab nahi hai tyohaar mei bhi har baar #milne jaana hota hai #etc #but im home past 4 days ivd literally done nothing papa bhai se utni hi baat hui jitni phone par ho jaati hai #haan for mummy i spent time with her #but most of the time i was on tumblr or scrolling insta to kya hi matlab hua mere ghar aane ka #that means unhe bas meri physical presence chahiye #na ghar par bua aayi na mama na koi #lekin ab kal mujhe jaana hai to kal mama aa jaayenge #why are things this way

[lastofgallifrey]

a nightingale sang in berkeley square being aziraphale and crowley's song, the nightingale representing what they've felt for each other through the years, crowley being the one to say it out loud and address the fact that the nightingale was there, that it was real and then saying that neither of them can hear it now, aziraphale fully taking in what crowley meant, aziraphale looking away, aziraphale about to cry, crowley kissing aziraphale in a desperate attempt to mend things, knowing things were over but still trying all the same, aziraphale saying "i forgive you" but for what? for kissing him? for confessing only when everything was too late? for saying there were no more nightingales? and then we got crowley saying "don't bother" and walking away but still waiting outside to see aziraphale leave for heaven and maybe it's because he wanted to see aziraphale for as long as he could before they parted ways or maybe it's because deep down he was still hoping for things to change — either way i am GOING TO THROW UP

#girl what the hell #my town's local asylum is about to gain a new patient SOON #sorry for this stream of consciousness ass post the spirit of james joyce is overwhelming sometimes #mom the queers are at it again #mr gaiman i am in your walls. under the cement you walk on. i am There #i cannot cope #i cannot deal #i cannot do this #i cannot #meltdown #spiraling #breakdown #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #david tennant #michael sheen

[hydrachea]

Yesterday's Windtrace session was utter chaos but it peaked with this game. Why play by the rules when you can *checks notes* go on a double date.

#not pictured: the other childe starting off by sitting next to me and telling me i look good #force of chaos #genshin #zhongchi #... zhongchi² #i love when other players pick matching characters #literally the first game i was with a wanderer and a nahida and we just hung out like 'how's retirement' 'im with my new mom' #if i have tartaglia the odds of someone picking their zhongli are SO high i live for it #another game i was with 3 raidens #unfortunately couldn't make it 4 since i don't have her myself #a bit that made me laugh on the same map with another game: round with a lumine and a zhongli #the lumine very excitedly follows me around and sits next to me #spots the zhongli and goes #'I STOLE YOUR BOYFRIEND' #windtrace am i right #if anyone is wondering what's being said in russian in that first screenshot #it's basically 'this is beautiful' #so really we were all on the same page

[sunbedo]

last night i dreamt i held you (stardew valley 1.6 update for console) in my arms.....

#HALEYS WINTER CLOTHES LOOK SO CUTE!!!! MY EWIFE IS HOME MY WIFE #and if you can have up to three pets.... i can have all three of my kitty cats that i have irl!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!! #compensating for them getting their collars off all the time by putting silly hats on them ingame >:)))) #oh wait i should probably #stardew valley 1.6 spoilers #therw we go #and as soon as i saw that one of the new festivals was squidfest i was like. LIKE IN SPLATOON????????? NO WAY #i!! cannot!! fucking wait to see all of the new dialogue!+!!!!!!!! aaaaa #ALSO!!! FUCKING BOOK SELLER AND BOOKS???? HELLO???? MY LIBRARIAN DREAMS IN VIDEO GAME???.???? #and i like how one of the things in the changelog is just. 'golden animal crackers' like. okay????? swag???? #theres alot of concerning things on there (like... baby toss crit-ing?? hello??? mr ape???) but thats just funny #it might just be somtging to increase your animals' or pets hearts toward you but. i kinda hope its just the snack kind you can get in a box #ALSO JUST LIKE. DEHYDRATING FRUIT. SMOKING FISH. MOSS!!!! BROCCOLI AND SQUASH AND CARROTS. FORTNITE LOOT CRATE MYSTERY BOXES??????? #mr. ape you have truly outdone yoursf #cherry chortles #only one day till spring break!!!!! #me and my mom are going on a cruise so i wont be arlund for a few days. bro i am going to read and draw so mucb >:))))))))

[jorvikzelda]

I started reading Lord of the Rings (bought Fellowship of the Ring like… last spring but never got around to starting) and I’d just like to say. Holy fuck what a slow book. You mean to tell me I’m over a hundred pages in and this man is only just leaving the Shire? Sign me up for MORE I love this shit. Tolkien said “I will take exactly as much time as I want to describe things and you will like it”. AND I DO

#i can already tell this is the sort of thing that’s going to be so good I’ll never recover from it #I’ve watched the movies like casually-in-the-background a couple times so I know the approximate plot #(they often run on TV somewhere around Christmas and New Year’s in Sweden so they’ve been on more than twice) #but there’s so much detail here that’s just… missed out on… in the films #Or I forgot about it lmfao #Either way loving the book detail #And also reading a book for the first time in months i told my mom id been reading today and she was like YOURE READING?! #It’s part of my social media healing process. Forcing me to like… sit down and take shit in #Used to DEVOUR books when I was younger #Just Kinda Stopped at some point (much like every other former gifted kid) #But it’s a well missed moment of escapism and calm and centering myself. meditative almost #I find lotr to be good also because it’s like… a little heavy. You can read a chapter and then sit with it for a little while #Im not quite reaching the heavy cliffhangers yet either #Each chapter feels pretty concluded #It’s a healthier reading method I feel than the ‘devour in one night then don’t read for 6 months’ thing I did in high school #the few times i DID sit down to read a book #God damn those are some long tags #z talks #not horse game #I feel so late to the party because I always see all these people enjoying lotr ;-; its so established and here am i…. #but alas

[princesscallyie]

Me when I'm listening to the most stupidest story about my mom giving my brother $1500 for a down payment for a 2nd car while his in the shop for a deer hitting him and him losing the nonrefundable $1500 cause he drove 2 hours away to a scummy dealership and he didn't get approve for enough credit from the bank

#like... idk maybe cause I don't have a son but does anyone else have experience with a mom acting delulu for their son??? #like... 1st she paid $17k for the brand new 2022 which he traded in behind her back so he can get a 'fast car' #he got in an accident in the fast car mom put the parts to repair on her credit cards #since now the fast car wasnt pretty any more with mixmatch parts he traded in that car for a lexus for payments #which is dumb cause the whole excuse on why he traded in the 2022 cause he didn't want payments #he hit a deer with the lexus and i guess he thought they was gonna total the car cause he was already looking for a new one #but they gonna fix the lexus but he still went to try to get that car... #and that lady just agreed to it... #he owes her thousands of dollars... #she keeps on saying 'oh well he got a new job making $17 an hour and plus he's working a part time he's gonna pay me back #he's been saying that since he traded the 2022 and he barely paid you anything... #like why are you enabling his impulse purchasing??? #he thinks these cars are like toys or something and you just letting him use your cash and credit like that... #then she's like... 'well I would do the same for us' referring to us other daughters #but like... we're not idiots that would purposely put you in these situations... #why on earth does he need a 2nd car??? he only making $17 an hour plus a part time job??? you live at home??? why did you agree to this??? #just tell him no for once???? #idk I feel like I'm going crazy or am I just super stingy with my money and credit score? #callyie chat

[bangcakes]

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#personal #im like so happy rn. but also terrified #bc like. uh. gotta go back to the real world of having a job after bein in school for 3 years DNDNJDNDNDNDN #and also like. my boy problem. like NDJFJDJDJJDJDJDJD #big transitions oml #i can only do 1 thing at once and like so sorry to me but the job search thing is kinda taking a back seat NFNDDJFN #OH I HATE TO SAY IT. AS LIKE. A USUALLY CAREER DRIVEN PERSON BUT.................. #JDJDJDJDJDJDDDJDNDNDNDNDND I CANT EVEN SAY IT............ #but rn ya. my priorities.... im ashamed NDNNDNDNDNDNDNDNDNNDDNDND #but.... HHHHHHHHHHH its the more fun thing so !!!!!!!!! #but gah..... i also am like takin a break bc its like christmas n who the fuck is looking to hire rn lmao #the time between xmas n new years isnt real so !!!! #and also !!! i think i deserve a break after 4 months of non stop work !!!!!!!!!! #also like the faster i resolve my boy problem the easier itll be to focus #on job searching ????? #or like god i guess i could do both. my mom keeps being like.... youre both looking for jobs... why dont you ask him to do it together NDN #um.... 1. hes my competition LMAO. we literally had the same gpa down to the decimal #(tho this may no longer be the case bc we got our grades for the semester n mine went up. idk the state of his. would be fuckin funny if it #was still the same tho JDJDJFJDJ) #and 2..... LOL ID RATHER DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WITH HIM........ #god idk where this post is going. but 1. i wished him merry christmas and he answered back with a 'merry christmas 😄' which !!!@@@ #from a reserved/grumpyish guy...... im just kind of like NDNNDNDNDNDND IDK. IDKKKKK. LIKE IM HAPPY ???? BUT IM ALSO LIKE FREAKED OUT ?????? #i dont think i'll be able to deal if he actually likes me back #and 2. i like have a draft message of like. asking him to hang out JJDJDJDNDNDM #if youve been following these posts.. maybe u remember me askin him if he wants to keep in touch with me n our mutual friend and he said #he would. so that friend is like. going away for a month and like ok lets be real. if i have to wait until feb to see him i'll um Die JDJJD #so i have a message planned. IDK WHEN IM GONNA SEND IT. BUT IT WILLLL GET SENT. I JUST.... HHHHHHH I HAVE TO GET THE NERVE.... #but .... ya idk i hope he says yes but i'll also get if he says no. may be awks just the two of us. maybe we're not ready LMAO IDK. ive bee #alone with him maybe like. 30 mins max. and like the convo keeps going but there are pauses. IDK. maybe i should stop thinking and go to be

[darkwood-sleddog]

Hair? Cut for the first time in months. Dogs? Walked. Vintage dresser organizer full of art supplies? Check. Antique desk? Check. Feeling good.

#not dogs #house stuff #take this from me: never buy brand new furniature lol #also the dresser was my moms as a kid and was just hidden away #in my now deceased grandfather’s wood working workshop #and every time I open a drawer I am reminded of him #obviously for digital art I have my cintiq in the office upstairs but this is a fun #and chill space #also peep that basement wall color. paint your house green you will NOT regret it

[13eyond13]

Sometimes I still think about how sweet it was when that anon checked on me last year when I was posting overly dark jokes. Thank you whoever you were, that was kind

#i am so much better now but last year was a bad one for me #there was a time in the fall where i literally couldn't get out of bed just because it felt pointless #anyway my mom also forced me to make a doctors appointment and luckily my doctor is super kind and got me on a good medication #but it also was just from stuff like losing my job struggling in school and going through the hurricane etc #im just so glad that i was pushed through that by concerned folks because im enjoying life much better now and that wasnt that long ago #anyway if you're struggling badly right now pls know its not hopeless #reach out for the help youre given and try to see yourself as worth it to fight for #take it little steps at a time #celebrate the small victories like having a shower or taking a walk or answering a call #the best thing for me other than the doctor was just finding ways to be around other people more #instead of feeling defeated i had to think of ways i could fix the loneliness that was affecting me so much #i had to get proactive like i started volunteering and started a book club etc #also i just made myself be very honest with the friends i already had about my struggles and it helps with feeling closer to them #and less alone in it all #because its not that uncommon to have those kinds of struggles and it helps other people open up about their own or just know how you are #the hardest things to do were the most rewarding things in the end #volunteering gave me a reason to get out of the house meeting new people and trying new things and feeling good about myself and #i had to remind myself that i was able to offer things of value and that other people like having me around actually #like the book club is something my friend group looks forward to so much and made new friends through and i started that! #even though i was nervous about it and didnt know if theyd like it at all #other people need you just as much as you need them and thats the truth bby #p