#I asked him because this made me laugh

[sideblog-of-the-sideblog]

but fr artists should be allowed to eat the faces of whatever "journalist" is acting like this

#i could write a full 5 essay on how that one guy annoys me and why people like him make me so angry #but instead i made this meme to cope #the way he laughs while asking the questions as well because he knows full well he shouldn't be asking stupid shit like that #luckily bojan is super good at answering even the invasive and provocative questions but he shouldn't have to be #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin

[harpoonsnotspoons]

He taught me to sing a song...if you'd like to hear it, I can sing it for you

#lil hal #hal homestuck #hal strider #lil hal homestuck #homestuck #2001 a space odyssey #digital art #obligatory art tag #art #🕶️🔌 #When I first got my body #I asked if he wanted me to sing for him. He said sure and I did that song specifically because of that movie and that scene #Made me happy to make him laugh a little #I miss him

[commsroom]

it is a little funny to me that zach valenti is a vegetarian and seems generally health conscious, considering that doug eiffel is... not that. the opposite of that, even. eiffel would say french fries should count as a vegetable. eiffel thinks ham & pineapple pizza covers all necessary food groups. eiffel has a meat & carbs & grease based diet, sustained by a quick metabolism and an iron stomach. and he is like aggressively american; eiffel is the guy they make novelty fast food items for. there is nothing in this world he wants more than a burger that is also a pizza. doritos® locos tacos and baja blast. that radioactive looking flamin' hot cheetos mac and cheese? he would eat that. no question. that guy loves koolaid flavors that don't even resemble artificial fruit.

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #a little while ago horus captain-lovelace said like. 'guy whose favorite flavors are colors' and that made me laugh so much #literally. men will eat nothing but taco bell and bang energy and still ask for a . well you know #eiffel looks like zach to me with a few key differences and one of those differences is that he does NOT take care of himself #triple white chocolate mocha with whipped cream ... disgusting sweet tooth on that man. he loves the slop #anyway i love that in character AMA zach did but some of the answers are so funny because it's like. don't lie to me #that was a zach valenti answer. doug eiffel has never even eaten an artichoke in his LIFE i wouldn't count on him to identify one #eiffel knows good bbq though and has a surprising tolerance for spice i believe this is true. he is not eating vegetables.

[sensitiveheartless]

You drew buff Chuuya and smitten Dazai. YOU DREW MY FAVORITE DYNAMIC! Your praises will be sung for millenia.

>:D and I'll DO IT AGAIN!

#your tags on the buff chuuya post made me burst out laughing so thank you akdsfjkdsfjskd #I'm glad there is appreciation for short tank chuuya because i love him :D #bsd #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #my art #ask box #noose-lion #soukoku #dazai x chuuya #bungou stray dogs

[sylvies-kablooie]

tbh, i think the whole thought process behind how sylvie is written is that she is not attached to loki and her happiness doesn't at all depend on him in any way.

was their connection deep? did he impact her? "shatter" her world even? yes. this is why she is so angry at him. bc in her mind, he had betrayed her.

but he doesn't take up much more space in her mind. she goes on to live her life just fine without him at the end of both seasons.

loki is a different story, he is obsessed with her to the point of doing something completely "out of character" and being ready to sacrifice everything for her.

i personally love how "unequal" their relationship is in this way, but i understand that it's not the majority of shippers' cup of tea kind of dynamic.

this is an interesting interpretation! i enjoy getting to hear people's differing takes on their dynamic, so this was a fun read. and hey if unrequited is your trope then all the more power to you. you're braver than me, that's for sure.

i haven't rewatched s2 (and tbh idk if i ever will- it just didn't do it for me the way i wanted it to) but the consensus that "loki fell first and harder" def seems supported by s1 and enhanced by s2. which i think made it all the more shocking when she kisses him first. i love that little detail.

i have a different take, which is informed by episode 5- particularly the bar scene contrasted with the record shop scene. she tells him to go and live his life and move on, then immediately goes to a record shop, tells the man at the counter she had a bad day, and then cries to the velvet underground (it looked like crying, also possible she was just laying there and basking it all in, which is just as compelling in my opinion).

to me that read as someone who is trying so hard to place their feelings in a convenient little box and ignore them and then running away when it doesn't work.

sylvie doesn't strike me as someone who can sit still, especially not after living through a million apocalypses and trying to ensure her survival. and while getting a job in oklahoma might not be the same frantic pace she's used to, i do think she threw herself into it (employee of the month placard i'm looking at you!) so she has a new life, a new job, time to do things like go to the bar and get a haircut and listen to music and do everything possible to just. not. process. the annoying feelings that the citadel situation brings up. just keep moving! just don't think about it! and so when loki rolls up at her work, she tries to push him away, tell him he's the last thing she wants to deal with, get him to leave. the tone in the bar scene felt like that to me as well. like she's saying just leave me so i can stop thinking about this.

of course, loki does not want to leave her- it's just that for some reason he is physically incapable of talking about anything but the TVA, who ruined her life and she justifiably wants nothing to do with hearing about how great they actually are. he is pretty skilled at killing the mood. (i take great pleasure in rewrite fics that make a show of addressing this)

am i blinded by shipping goggles and my own projection onto her? it's possible! but to me it read as someone in denial. when we hear sylvie talk about her love life on the train in s1 (a scene i LOVE because it seems so out of left field for her) we get a very clear sense she has no idea what she is doing when it comes to romance (and then flat out says so during the blanket scene). her experience with romance hasn't been anything real, to the point where i hesitate to even use the term "romance"- just centuries of numbing herself by staying busy with a fling. she is like a shark that will just collapse if she stops moving. which we get to see her do in the record store!

that's just how i read it though! your read on it is just as valid and i like hearing all of the different takes. i am by no means trying to persuade you to join my pining sylvie agenda, just using this blog as a means of idea exchange. which i love doing. seriously it's so fun.

#i was really happy to wake up to this in my inbox so thank u anon :) u made my day!!!! #i do think she had a hope that he would come back for her and then she cringed at experiencing that and shoved it down further #shoutout to that person on twitter that made the post contrasting her telling loki to move on in the bar #with her breaking down in the record shop and said “her ass did NOT mean that” #because i have had it saved in my screenshots since November and i laugh every time #i agree. her ass did not in fact mean that. #or maybe if she did it's a manner of “please leave so that i don't have to think about this anymore” #i got the sense in the bar scene that she was asking him to choose her and he didn't. and miscommunication i hate u. #anyway let me know what you think! #this was pretty hastily typed up so i might change things later. maybe not. we shall see i guess. #loki series #sylki #pro sylki #sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #juni answers #juni analysis

[itskeej]

idk make another collage and maybe someone else will show up dont look at me im just the messanger

SIGHS....... ok a little more context on the collage, the initial intention of it was to track over time the people i've been into. it's been making me depressed /nsrs

some notes:

do not ask about the homestuck or hetalia, i dont want to talk about it either- ..... if my friend sees this and goes "HEY WHERE'S CRONUS AMPORA" HE'S NOT REAL SHUT UP I DONT WANNA SEE HIM (aka i dont wanna admit that-)

yes it seems like i have this thing for men with slicked back blonde hair and (usually) sunglasses, no i dont know why either, now leave me alone- /lh

yes i like greaser-vibes shut up leave me alone x2 /lh

i dont always think about everyone 24/7 and i kinda think it depends on the media im ingesting? you can gauge how normal i am about a person depending on what games im playing/if you ask me about them.

^ smoke ascends this. apparently. and also wesker. and heisenberg. no i dont know why. leave me alone now please- /lh

the collage is subject to change

sorry steve harrington you'll return when i watch stranger things again

as you can also see i am very picky on my women

i find it harder for me to find fictional women to get into surprisingly??? IDK WHY IT'S LIKE. MAYBE MY STANDARDS ARE HIGHER??? maybe i cant find media that i both enjoy deeply and contain someone i can get behind?? i have no idea.

there are some mfs that my friends are trying to see through careful science (aka exposing me to content and spamming me with pics) to see if i'll simp. no im not telling you who they are on my own.

now pretend you never saw this- /lh

#keej answers #tumblr ask #anonymous #long post. #i really did use my own art of hank because putting a pic of him from the series made me laugh too hard #yes i could just do the live action pics but it was too late. already did it. i cant be bothered to change it-

[stars-inthe-sky]

So, hey. How did you and your family celebrate Passover when you were a kid? How about now?

My Rhode Island aunt and uncle almost always hosted a big family Seder, and it was the absolute best. A good Seder is educational, food-filled, and legit fun—it's a ritual meal that includes storytelling, singing, prayers, and a general focus on including and teaching everyone involved, regardless of age or even whether attendees are Jewish. (If ever you're invited to a friend's Seder, go! Do not bring a challah, which my actually-bar-mitzvahed brother-in-law did once as an attempt at a thoughtful host gift. We still make fun of him.)

And my uncle (the same one who officiated at my wedding, and the wedding of my other sister) may well be the greatest host/leader there is; over the years he compiled from a medley of sources what added up to his own Haggadah (basically the guidebook to the Seder—there are a million published and informal versions working off the same template, with readings and activities and interpretations that can go kid-centric or feminist or traditional or whatever). It was always just insanely fun, and warm, and joyous, with incredible food and an increasing array of baked-in, just-us traditions.

Since I went to college basically down the street from their house, and then lived just an hour away in Boston for so long, that was pretty much the heart of my and my family's celebration most years—right up until Passover 2020, at which point the pandemic negated what had been plans to travel from our new home in Illinois for it, and they also downsized and had their own kids scatter geographically and gain very little ones, so that particular tradition is at best on hiatus now.

But there are fun Seders everywhere—well, the Zoom ones of the pandemic years were a mixed bag, but we've found friends who've make a good go of it, over the years, too, if not quite as an elaborately planned out hourslong celebration as my uncle would do. When I studied abroad in Denmark, Boyfriend and I went to an Orthodox Seder that was in a mix of Danish and Hebrew, for instance—that was novel, and so much of the procedure and the Hebrew was familiar enough to follow along.

Still working on exactly where we'll be for those two nights this year (we haven't really met any Jewish families in Pittsburgh yet to garner an invite, and none of the Reform or Conservative synagogues seem to have community events, which is surprising? And I don't really want to go to Chabad?) but we'll figure something out.

That said, as fun as the Seders can and should be, the rest of Passover is a slog of not eating bread or adjacent products, and experiencing whatever it is matzah does to one's digestive system over the course of a week. It's a meaningful observance, and the fact that the relevant rabbinical boards have stopped including rice and legumes in the "no" column in recent years has been great, but...it's ultimately a holiday recalling the story of the Exodus, and how we were slaves once, so, like, there are some less-fun elements. But the freedom celebration parts usually outweigh that!

#ask me ask me ask me #stpauligirl #passover #pesach #jews! #jewish holidays generally have fairly set observances and the details come down to your family/community/congregation #as well as interpretation and denomination and general religiosity #but basically anyone celebrating passover will be doing some seders and no bread and lotsa matzah #and no it will never stop being amusing how often goyim seem to enjoy eating matzah and how jews *always* eat an assload and do not enjoy i #i'm sure it's because it's an imposed week out of the year and not a novel cracker alternative but anyway #a potentially amusing sidenote: #boyfriend has been in the picture since the beginning of college and always came to the family seder thereafter #the first time he remembered that his mom told him not to go to someone's house empty-handed and procured (in lieu of flowers or whatever) #a moses action figure which then graced that seder table proudly from 2006 onward #'moshe rabenu' also made an obvious and necessary appearance at our wedding #and another tidbit for the jews here #the first covid seder i'd seen someone do this on the internet somewhere #and so for the zoom seder made a separate account labeled 'eliahu ha'navi' and had it request admittance at the appropriate moment #got a BIG laugh. still pleased about pulling that off.

[sincerecinnamon]

Not me going to an eye doctor I've always gone to and expecting said eye doctor but his new intern comes in and makes me question my demiaroace identity label 💀💀

#my heart was racing my face was heating up and I suddenly felt so shy and aware of myself- #and like he called me “ma'am” at one point and for some reason it made me feel so so so so happy #like my stomach started filling eith butterflies #his hair is so good and his voice is cute and he's cute #and my mom was messing with him and apparently his colleagues jokingly mess with him too and it's so adorable!! #duebidehidneidensksnsj #I'm in my mom's car rn but I'm still blushy and- #at one point he asked “any questions?” and my mom looked at me and my brother and as he walked away #my mom said “you look like you have a question” #but I didn't have a question I had a crush- #sjejdidnsidnisjdje #and when I laughed I realized I was doing my cute giggle subconsciously hoping he'd notice- #and my record also said I liked roblox from when I was 9 and he complimented me on it- #like this is such a atupid thing fir me to fangirl over but- #does this mean I'm not demiaroace or is it just adrenaline from him being incredibly cute?- #because last time I questioned this it was mistaken platonic affection #and I mean it could be that again #but I'm so confused- #i go to the eye doctor and end up questioning my sexuality-

[goatpunches]

im sorry but that bedhead art gave me an image... that one vine where the cameraman goes into a guy's room to wake him up, then another giy pops up behind him. lqg going to fetch sy but lbh is also there.

then lqg proceeds to storm out

#going to keep posting art despite today’s news because interacting with folks here keeps me sane #rip vine #i’ve been torturing lqg too long LMAO #ok next time i draw him i’ll give him some sqq love #thank u for this suggestion it made me laugh #ask box #fanart #mxtx #svsss #band au #bingqiu #liu qingge #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #bingliushen #kinda……. yeah

[girlcrushau]

#me? about to use tumblr as a diary again? in 2024? unfortunately:/ #but here have a waterfall i saw on a hike last week as payment #i am sO tired and exhausted emotionally after dating #there's this guy that i fr thought was going to last and be around for a long time. we spent like every moment together that we could for 2 #months straight and if we werent physicaly together we were texting or calling or on ft . just every part of our day had the other in it #not once did i ever feel unwanted undesired or uncared for. not once did i feel that i wasnt sure of his intentions. i felt safer with him #in those 2 months than i ever did with any one else i could think to compare to. #until one day he just didnt think it important to communicate any more. after 3 days of nearly nothing .. hardly any talking . i asked if #he was ok if we were ok. what was going on in his head. he said some ive just been with my buddies and family and havent been on my phone #and just. immediately thats heartbreak yanno. thats :// thats what they say when theres a new girl. but there'd never been a reason to think #there was another girl so i was like ok we're gonna trust bc this dude has been So good in every way. so i said imy but i understand. enjoy #your time with your buddies and with your fam -- i cant wait to hear about it (and hold you) #and i havent heard from him in the 3 weeks since. just randomly #so last night #i send the dreaded 'i miss you' text. #i dont expect to hear back and i accept the hurt that will come with that and the confusion that i've felt settles deeper into my heart #until this afternoon i hop on ig and see a hard launch that was posted an hour after my text was sent #that shit kinda hurt different. but also sent me into a bit of a delirious state where all i could do is laugh bc are you for fucking real #did she see my message? i know it. bc i know him and i know that he wouldnt hide anything from the person he's giving his heart #and his softness to. i can almost imagine how he showed her and promised her theres nothing to worry about #and there really isnt anything to worry about because he genuinely is the type to give his all to the relationship he's in #which feels silly to say after what happened w us. like no there wasnt a title ever #it sucks to call it a situationship because a month ago we were laughing in bed together about how we could never bc we were all in. #just the timing of the hard launch makes me giggle. did my text push them to have a conversation about what they are. was she really the #reason that he went away on me. #im trying not to blame myself . trying not to think about the phone calls i didnt answer. about what i could have done differently. trying #not to think about where we would be if i didnt let my anxieties hold me back. if i wasnt scared about what he'd think of the parts of me #that i keep hidden just a little bit longer than the rest. #and at the same time im trying not to put him on a pedestal. but that pedestal is just where i wholeheartedly believe he belongs #he set the bar for me. he set the standard. i was never too much. i was never too little. he made me feel perfect just as i am

[aamezish]

<3

#my besties here at college #when i came in we used to talk about stuff and she'd get surprised and ask me how i notice such small things #and have detailed description of everything #and always made jokes on me being deep analyzer and taking things too seriously #it was fun mostly but one time she made it in front of bcg that was when i began to have crush on him #i got so defensive i actually said not my fault you view life so blantly and superficially #how can you not see the beauty that comes in patterns that must feel awful being that oblivious almost disrespectful to nature #and i said it ofc in the funny manner and that may sound really rude but she took it in a positive way #so she began taking interest in everything and started to try to discuss and know my opinions about everything #and i loved that there was someone listening so fascinately like a kid #simultaneously she uses a lot of shuddh hindi vocab not even adults speak like that #and it was just weird to me to listen them in normal conversations #but since ive been good at hindi literature and have a good vocab i tried it too #used to feel so awkward at first almost like the words took too much effort to come out of mouth #because obviously i grew to learn the internet slangs and their medium is english so my mode of expression in hindi was #but now she surprises me with talking about things and noticing what escapes my attention #and i have to mock her say its not that deep #and i while speaking use too many shudh hindi words and then when she can't find a word i think before and give synonyms as well #and we both laugh #ive said this before ig

[feenmies]

Ask game uh. Idk these either. What's your top 3 favourite simarkus moments. Go

leto you can't ask me this and expect me not to write an essaANYWAY.

number one best simarkus moment known to man is the like 20 second hug in freedom march where you can hardly see what's going on because they're just so.. so fucking tender dude.... SO tender.... simon's little nod... markus' tiny pats.... they r so in love i hate it

compatible hearts scene would be first if that hug scene wasn't so good. but probably the first scene in the game i sat down and tried to dissect in a fit of homosex it drove me Crazy like.... is it gay to hold your boy best friend's wrist. is it gay to gently caress your boy best friend's chest. is it gay to hold your boy best friend's hand while he shuts down and dies. i think so.

also that scene in battle for detroit (seeing a pattern with where all the gayass scenes are. interesting) where simon gets shot and the moment he gets saved he goes on some homosexual monologue about how his life wasn't worth saving in comparison to everyone else's and yet his relationship with markus goes up tremendously anyway. yeah. i know what you are simon. i know what you are.

#honorable mentions include that scene where markus asks where simon and josh are but seemingly only gives a shit about simon at first #i know it was just to make it seem like he was panicking but josh felt like an afterthought it made me laugh #also simon's “there's always a choice” in stratford tower. something about looking a man in the eyes while he's about to kill you- #-and telling him your fate is in his hands. yeah #stratford tower is kind of just a gay chapter. markus holding simon up TWICE in one chapter???? #crazy. #+ simon running into a crowd of soldiers knowing fully well he's going to get bodied just because a guy he met MAYBE 3 days ago got shot #the homosexual audacity makes a man think he can do anything. #anyway sorry leto i will forever jump at the opportunity to overanalyze things

[holyluvr]

If my father hadn’t of crushed my dreams of being an author apart like he crushed my laptop full of years of work on my vampires in half over his knee, maybe…..just maybe I would have reached John Greene’s potential.

#… #this is in really bad taste and faith(kind of like his work) I will admit it (unlike him) #I would know I was on tumblr back then. i have been here since we had those mail letters instead of asks/DMs #I know I was under 13 because I felt rebellious about it and haha sneaky >:3c have to figure out my sisters login info because she doesn’t #log out and it’s suspicious if she comes back to the laptop and notices she’s suddenly logged out now when I use it !!! #because she fr did think that way and she was right about it I was a bastard younger kid so ‘sorry I closed it’ wouldn’t work on her lololol #so I serioisly (out of concern that she would change her info and I’d not notice) wrote down her tumblr act info and info we had on shared #accounts and what I knew she often used in video games and hacked some other accounts and wrote it down and her fav numbers and colors….. #then I made my tumblr account and used it and checked the history then logged back into her account and opened a separate google tab #of a website she knew I used and i did all of that I went thru all of that to use tumblr before I was 13 y’all jsyk respect 4 ur elders #yea I mostly wrote about bisexual vampire dramas leave me alone ok I was a child #I literally know my older sisters bank info. I know her card number because I technically came up with it when we were tweens. same for her #phone plan LMAO I know all of it because it’s numbers that we used together as kids which is kind of sweet and heartwarming but heartbreakin #because she has amnesia of most of our childhood and doesn’t show affection ever. she distances and is very very defensive at all times. #plus I’m her fucked up junkie loser younger bro that she knew at least was expected to outperform her so she just doesn’t like me hahah #but she still chooses inside jokes that I do remember sitting in the garage on neopets laughing about for passwords. and I often find myself #doing the same thing about inside jokes and creations we haven’t mentioned in almost 20 years now. it’s wild how siblings are. there’s rlly #idk something special

[commsroom]

reading your eiffel posts feels like you have access to another plane where you get to observe him and take notes to bring back to us. factually correct information with such detail that surely could only be gleaned after spending hours in his presence.

this is such a sweet and funny thing to say, thank you!! that is kinda how it feels sometimes. i wouldn't claim to speak for eiffel or to know his innermost thoughts beyond a shadow of a doubt, but he does feel like a person i know well enough to make an educated guess. so often i will see things online and think 'i should show that to eiffel' as if that's a reasonable, feasible thing, like, he just exists in the same part of my brain i use to think about real life people that i actually know. and that explains at least a few things that are wrong with me.

#i will not say what i said to prompt this comment because it's kind of wretched but my friend once said something to me like #'you talk about eiffel like you live with him' and that made me laugh. well in a way i guess i do #<- person who listens to wolf 359 on loop forever and has thought about eiffel every waking moment for years #i need a real life boyfriend. i won't claim that will make me more normal but i can't go on like this #that's also one reason i find him easy to talk about though like. i feel like i have a good understanding of him but #i don't personally relate to him so i'm not worried about projecting. i'm just observing him in his natural habitat (dave & buster's) #(thank you; this also made me laugh) #asks

[anotherpapercut]

one of my favorite things a customer has ever accused me of was 6 years ago when I worked at Rita's (an Italian ice and frozen custard chain) a woman who came in every day with her husband and ordered the exact same thing insisted that the cups were smaller than usual and when we told her that they weren't she started screaming at me and my shift lead that we were "obviously shrinking the cups back there"

I still wonder constantly how she thought we were doing that

#still remember their order too. 2 large cherry and vanilla gelatis (vanilla custard on bottom then cherry ice then more custard) #her husband looked extremely apologetic the whole time and left us a couple extra dollars for a tip #my manager ended up giving her the ritas corporate number so shed leave lmfaooo but it was insane #her husband had bought the ices from me then she stormed back up with him a few minutes later demanding i remake them #because she insisted i had not given her a large cup and she knew bc she came every day and got the same thing #so i pulled out 1 cup from each of our 3 sizes and showed her that hers was obviously the large #and she kept insisting i was lying and asking for a manager. so i got my shift lead and brought her up front #which she was already annoyed about bc she was in the middle of making new italian ice which is a whole process #she kept telling her we hadnt gotten new cups in weeks so they definitely werent different #and the lady just yelled 'well then you 2 must be shrinking them back there!' and my lead started laughing in her face #which just made her more mad but it was unbelievably funny. still is. like how and why would we do this ma'am

[inkykeiji]

hello hello good morning!!! i am just stopping by to let u all know that fishie touya nibbled on my finger today and it was literally the cutest thing in the entire universe <333

our pretty rainbow boy <333

also!!! today’s everskies outfit under the cut!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

how cute is this!? i wish i had a pair of black overalls irl :(( i only have blue ones atm 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

anyway anyway come add me on this silly app if u wanna!! my username is inkyclari! let’s be friends!! i’m still figuring out how the whole thing works hehe but my gosh does it ever remind me of the hours my best friend n i spent dressing up digital dolls when we were lil kids!!!

#i kind of love the fact that there’s a blog AND a guestbook #i was so so so young when i had myspace (way too young to have myspace but all of my bffs older brothers had them D:) #(so we HAD to have them too duh) #but the guestbook function especially reminds me of myspace SO much!!! #like just early web 2.0 type sites #and msn!!!!!! tbh i miss msn HAHA #i was one of the last kids in fifth grade to get one >.> #because that’s when i FINALLY got internet lmfao #my zia made my account bcoz i didn’t know how to #anyway we used lil pixel dollies like this one as our profile pictures ALL the time #and we’d like;;; gatekeep them so hard LMAO #like we’d search online for hours for the cutest ones and then when someone would ask where we got it or if we could send it we’d be like #“oh sorry idk where it is on my computer i lost it :((” and then we'd all laugh together #terrible we were mean kids man #anyway enough reminiscing #i’m off to go edit ta!haitham!!!!!!!! <333333333 #all +10k words of him!!! #heeeee wish me luck #have a wonderful day friends <3 #clari chatters #pxl.clari