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#I can arrest you for that
another-goblin · 6 months
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Breaking News. Chief Justice of Fontaine has been arrested for, I don't know, like, trespassing into Fortress of Meropide's waters?... Illegal poaching of Lumitoile? Zooming around in a freaky way in the dark at his increased sprint speed like a weird cryptid that he is?...
(portrayed here in his "magical fairy glitch" form)
I decided not to draw him having his mugshot taken. He's embarrassed enough.
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(I mean these stars are nice and soggy, what's not to like)
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He brought something for Wriothesley too.
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Wriothesley's the first character I'm actually prefarming for. I think it's a great way to ensure I won't get him though. And yes, characters eat their local specialty accession materials, you won't convince me otherwise.
btw what's the deal with punchy guys and bugs. I'm still gathering Onikabuto for Heizou
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puppetmaster13u · 3 months
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Prompt 164
“Dude, of course you’re having rage moments, have you like, ever gone back to the Zone after you got revived? Or at least like, found a familiar to take the edge off all that excess ecto of yours?” 
“... what.” 
“I’ll take that as a no, come on. My Dad can open a portal and we can find you a friend if you’re gonna’ insist on being in the living world!” 
“Wait a fucking minute- what the fuck-”
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clownsuu · 7 months
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Hi hello, would you look at that, huh! Saw this lil fella on our backyard a dozen times already.. he looked lonely and it's getting cold here, so maybe I should take him in -
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You seem to know a thing or two about bugs and I never seen one like this! So I thought I could ask for advice, like is he the friendly kind at all?
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(Couldn't take much pictures cuz he kept wiggling around 😔😔)
I G A S P E D
THE LITTLEST OF GUYS
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0hheytherebigbadwolf · 7 months
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Stiles: Whoa, Dad, who are the hotties handcuffed in processing?
Sheriff: Oh, that's Derek and Laura, they're siblings.
Stiles: Yeah, I could tell by the bone structure.
Stiles: And the contempt.
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reynoldswrld · 9 months
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Hoi Zäme, New Jersey
back in 2017, nico wrote an article for the players' tribune detailing his experience in the draft. i recommend reading the whole article, it's very short and sweet
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awawun · 1 month
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Will, rejecting Hannibal: I miss my dogs, I’m not going to miss you. I’m not going to find you. I’m not going to look for you. I don’t want to know where you are, or what you do. I don’t want to think about you anymore.
Hannibal: you HATE Hannibal? you hate Hannibal like your capacity for violence? oh! oh! jail for Hannibal! jail for Hannibal for One Thousand Years!!!!
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ickymorto · 9 months
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Watching the birth and the death of the internet in real time is fucking tragic. Capitalism does not breed innovation. Everything is behind a paywall. Everything is working to fuel this system where nobody wins. What is happening?
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kyouka-supremacy · 5 months
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One thing I keep thinking about is how the pm's front company is literally called “Mori Corporation”. Like yeah sure, let's put the actual name of our evil boss, most likely the most wanted person in the entire Yokohama, as the title of our not-shady-at-all perfectly-subtle black-themed industry. What could ever go wrong
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EVERYBODY BEHOLD THE CUTEST BOY E V E R OMG I SQUEALED, BABY MAN!!!!! NEW CYBIRD ART OF THE SILLY DROPPED THIS MORNING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY:
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Link to the original post below!
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ballpitwitch · 9 months
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do you know what was the biggest fumble in sitcom history….
not establishing this fucking chaos duo as a pairing
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nartblartmallcop · 10 months
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i know everyone is using this meme for their ships or whatever but i think it is best utilised with spamton to show his character development
Edit: these pics now have IDs in the alt text!! i hope they're good descriptions, it's my first time writing these
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puppetmaster13u · 15 days
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Prompt 251
Danny is tired and annoyed. On one hand, his parents took the whole ‘so I might be slightly dead’ pretty well! Which is good! On the other, they decided to send him and his sisters to their uncle while they take care of the Guys in White and refurbish the house to be, well, him safe. Which meant a ridiculously long flight all the way to New Jersey. 
A flight he was pretty sure happened to be illegal what with the fact that neither of them were asked for their IDs or anything despite having them with them. Hm. Y’know he’s not going to question it, he’s getting a nap the moment they get to Uncle Harvey’s. 
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columboscreens · 2 days
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sonknuxadow · 1 year
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my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship
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and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.
#carver hawke#dragon age#dragon age 2#da2#well that and he didn't want leandra gamlen and himself to also get arrested for harboring an apostate but you get me#carver hawke loves his sibling and doesn't want them to get taken away that's why he's such an ass and approves of 'pro-templar' choices#in act 1 he's not pro-templar himself but kissing a little templar ass is how you avoid being arrested#'why yes cullen you are so right the templars are so cool and sexy' my hawke says through gritted teeth for that +5 friendship#look i love him okay he's my favorite and i will go the extra mile to make him happy and it's worth it for how much softer can be later on#honestly maxing out his friendship isn't hard if you're aware of what quests you're bringing him on and make him a grey warden#oh but you do need the legacy dlc otherwise you can't fully max friendship out... you can still get enough to change his dialogue/attitude#also like... we the player know hawke won't be arrested like they're not in any actual dangers from the templars as the playable character#but carver doesn't know that and neither does hawke so the templars *are* a real threat to them#and it's incredibly reckless to purposely piss off templars AND selfish because it's not just hawke that'll be arrested it's their family#for harboring them like we witness templars going after people hiding apostates soooo.....#i'm just saying that carver isn't irrational or just being an ass to personally annoy you okay he has cause#also once carver's a warden and ed has money and the estate THEN he's way more open about telling the templars to piss off#sigh one day i'll sit down and write an essay about carver.... one day
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