#I can eat pizza with pineapples but anyways 😂😂

[once-upon-an-imagine]

Hi love! I'm sorry about whatever happened, hope it's better now. And congratulations again for the followers, you deserve it all.

And my scenario... one of the few actually. (I got lots, but I'm sending one because yeah...I'm not the only one sending you stuff😂)

Anyway, I usually think about this scenario when something goes wrong in my life, which is... very often.

So for example, you fuck up a recipe and you start crying, then Argyle (obviously) comes in and asks what's wrong, what happened to his pretty dude and you explained and show him the ugly dish. But he wants to prove to you It's not that bad so he takes a big bite and (clearly) pretens it's the most delicious thing in the world. You try to make him stop because you know, you know, it tastes bad, but he keep going and make the impression of a food critique and just makes you laugh because he's too extra. Then he offer to make pizza together and just keeps make you laugh all night.

aahhh thank you sooo, so much, love!!!!! and OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH! this is definitely something that Argyle would do just to make you feel better! 🥰🥰🥰 Warnings: nightmares; also, this is kind of a sequel to Build Me Up, Buttercup Disclaimer: I don’t own Stranger Thing😊 gifs aren’t mine 😁

Pinneaple Upside-Down Cake

"OH MY GOD!"

Argyle quickly ran out of your bedroom and into the kitchen when he heard you scream.

"What? What's going on? What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"No!" you said, frustrated.

If it wasn't because you looked like you were about to cry, Argyle would have laughed at the scene in front of him. Your tiny kitchen was a complete mess. Plates and ingredients were all over the place. You had flour all over your apron, clothes, and somehow your face too. Your hands were half white from the flour and half red from cherries. And the plate in front of you was the worst thing he had ever seen.

"What's wrong, gorgeous?"

"My cake is ruined!" you said, pointing at the mush in front of you.

"Um... what is that?" he asked, not wanting to make you more upset.

"It was supposed to be a pineapple upside-down cake" you told him, trying to unstick the pineapples from the pan with the caramel on and making them fall on top of the mushy mess.

"Why does a cake need to be upside-down?" he asked confused.

"No" you sighed, managing to get some pineapple slices off the pan. "You're supposed to start with the pineapples, cherries, and caramel for the topping and then the cake batter, and once it's baked you turn it around and it should look like this!" you said, frustrated, showing him a picture on a magazine of a perfect pineapple upside-down cake. Argyle looked between the picture and yours and it didn't even come close. Yours looked like a mushy vanilla cake with somehow burnt pineapples on top. "But I left it on the oven too long and the caramel is burnt and when I tried to flip it, the pineapple slices got stuck to the pan because of the burnt caramel! So not only did I mess up my cake, I ruined our only pan" you said, with a few tears rolling down your cheeks. "And it looks horrible! This was for Nancy's dinner party tomorrow!"

"Love, calm down, we can buy something for-"

"No! Nancy's cooking dinner and Steve is bringing his famous mac & cheese! I was supposed to bring dessert and now it's ruined!"

"Sunshine, it's okay-"

"No! It's not okay" you pouted and he walked closer to hug you. "You, Steve, and Nancy are always the ones to cook because Jonathan, Eddie, and I can't! I just wanted to help this time and... I thought you would like it because it has a lot of pineapples and-"

"I'm sure I'll love it" he insisted, hating to see you so upset.

"You can't eat it anymore, love. It's burnt and mushy and-"

"I'm sure it tastes fine" he said, pulling away from you and grabbing a fork.

"What are you doing?" you asked as he got closer to the cake.

"I'm gonna try it and prove to you that it is great" he said grabbing a piece with his fork.

"No! Love, I just told you it's burnt and soggy and-" you tried taking the fork away from him but he put it up, out of your reach. "Argyle!"

Before you could argue anymore or grab it from him he had taken the entire piece. You saw the expression on his face and you knew, you knew that it tasted horrible, but he quickly smiled at you.

"See? It's delicious" he said with his mouth still half full.

"You are a liar! That cannot possibly taste good-" you said, trying to take the fork away from him but he quickly pushed you away and grabbed the plate with the cake.

"No, no!" he said, taking more forkfuls of cake and eating them quickly.

"Argyle!"

"It is so good!" he said with his mouth full and smiling at you. "I mean really, the texture of the cake and then the sweetness of the pineapples it's just... perfect" he said before he swallowed. "Five stars, love! You are the best baker in the world" he said, making you laugh a little.

"I can't believe you just did that" you said with a smile on your face.

"What? Eating the delicious cake that my beautiful girlfriend just baked?" he asked as if it was obvious.

"Love, I can smell the burnt caramel from here-"

"I love burnt caramel" he shrugged.

"And the cake is all soggy and mushy-"

"Yeah! With pineapple juice, which is my favorite" he argued. You smiled brightly up at him and placed your hands on his cheeks to bring him closer for a kiss.

"I love you so much" you said, making him smile back at you. "How do you always know how to make me feel better? Even when I just made what is probably the worst cake ever?"

"Because you were doing something nice for our friends and for me because you thought I would like an upside-down pineapple cake-"

"Pineapple upside-down cake" you corrected him.

"Whatever it was. I just love that you do these things for me" he told you.

"It's the least I could do, love. You always cook for me" you said, feeling your cheeks burn and looking down but Argyle gently lifted your face.

"I like cooking for you, sunshine" he admitted. "You basically do everything else and this is the one thing I get to do for you" he told you.

"Really?"

"Yes" he chuckled brushing his thumb against your cheek to remove some of the flour and gave you a small kiss. "Why don't I make a pizza for dinner and then we can both bake some brownies for tomorrow's party?" he suggested.

"You know we cannot add the Purple Palm Tree Delight to them, right?"

"Fine" he rolled his eyes. "They can be regular brownies" he said, making you laugh. "I love you, sunshine" he said, kissing you again.

"I love you too" you smiled.

The End

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A/N: I hope you liked it :D

#stranger things #stranger things imagine #argyle #argyle imagine #argyle x reader #argyle dialogue

[danpuff-ao3]

Hello there!

Let's keep talking about fruit. You said you like to bake, right? Favourite fruity thing to bake? Opinions on pineapple on pizza?

Are you a summer person, or are you normal? Vampires or werewolfs? Do you wear a wristwatch? Do you have tattoos? DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? IF YES I DEMAND PICS!

You get a message from JKR saying she's done with the hp universe, you own all the rights to it. Lawyers clear the deal, it's legit. What do you do with your new toy?

You get to be any mythical creature, what do you turn into?

The devil offers you a deal. You can learn any new hobby in one day and do it excellently for the rest of your life, but you can never pet a dog again. Do you take the deal?

What was the last book you finished? Grapes or wine? You can lick Snape anywhere you want for five minutes, but you can never read snarry fics again (other ships are OK). Where do you lick him? 😂

Hello again!!

Omg...there are many fruity things I love to EAT but as for the act of baking, it has to be banana bread! I think I can make banana bread in my sleep at this point! It's fun to make, yummy to eat, and attached to fond memories. You see, I was the only one in my family who really liked bananas growing up, and my mom can't stand even the smell or feel of them. But she used to make banana bread just for me, because I loved it so much. So banana bread on the whole feels like love, so I always share it with people I care about. Those who like bananas, anyway, lol!

Also: YES PLEASE pineapple on pizza!!!! Actually my favorite pizza order is getting a pineapple and jalapeño pizza from Dominos. I highly recommend it. Spicy and sweet!! It's perfect!! (Oh wow, I think I know what I'm having for dinner tonight!)

Funnily enough, I AM a summer person! Which is extra funny because I live in Louisiana, which is basically Satan's oven. But I can't STAND to be cold, so I much prefer the heat. I love the sunshine and the flowers and the color! I also love all of the cute dresses I get to wear!

Werewolves 100% (even if I was a Team Edward fan back in the day.) (Funnily enough my partner's name is Edward, so that was probably fated.) (Generally, though, I don't care for vampires.) Also, yes! I wear an Apple watch everyday! I never wore a watch before it, though. Now I can't imagine not having one! I sleep with it so it tracks my sleep, because I have chronic insomnia so it helps to have an idea about how I'm sleeping!

I do have tattoos! I have 3! I have the Taurus glyph on my pelvis, the Deathly Hallows symbol on my back, and the word Invictus on my left arm, just below the elbow. The word is an ambigram, so it can be read upside down and rightside up. Invictus is the name of my favorite poem (but it's also the name of a Snarry fic I really love, and I discovered said poem from said fic.)

Sadly, I have no pets rn! :( My living space is not very pet friendly. My partner and I hope to move within the next few years and when we do, we plan to get a pet! We both love big dogs so I wanna get a puppy that will grow into a giant pupper-oo. But we shall see! I used to have 3 cats, though, and when I lived with my roommates they all had a ton of animals. At our most chaotic there were 10 animals in that house: 5 cats, 4 pitbulls, and a chihuahua! And yes, it was Heaven.

If JKR forked over the HP universe to me there is only one right answer: make Snarry canon. That is like the only thing I care about. Though I guess I'd also be getting money and could visit the theme parks a lot. And I could get a house with a dedicated HP room. And I could endlessly commission Lu Endland for Snarry art. But my # 1 priority would just be to make it Snarry. Is that silly? Maybe, but idc. I know where my heart belongs.

ANY mythical creature??? Oh no, choices! My first thought was unicorn. But then I thought about it more and figured I wanna be a fairy. I just wanna be pretty and magical, that's it. But then I figured realistically I would be a dragon. Just a dragon hoarding my treasure and going about my dragonly business, only for all hell to break loose if you even look at my books/candles/mugs/crystals sideways.

Why are you asking so many hard questions?? You are quite cruel, methinks. Never pet a dog again?? But if I could learn art super easy and quickly then I could create Snarry art!! And the world is in dire need of more Snarry art, right???? Okay I think I'd take the deal. I can cuddle a dog without petting it, right?? Right????

The last book I finished was....I have no idea, I've not read anything besides fanfiction in so long!! I'm pretty sure it was an astrology book. Grapes 100%. I don't care for alcohol! And I would NOT lick Snape, are you out of your mind?? 1.) I'm pretty sure he would kill me and 2.) that's Harry's job. I will instead find a Snarry fic where Harry licks Snape from head to toe, as is appropriate.

Yeah, this is a lot of fun! Expect more soon! :D

[spidercookie18]

I'm having a crisis. And im going to talk about wanting to die.

Know first that no matter how scary this post may be, I've moved past seriously attempting to unalive. I promise I have a support group, and this is not anything like that.

It is 5 a.m. when I started writing this. I woke up crying, and now im worried I'm gonna be having an existential crisis for the next few days til I can get my head on straight.

I. Am.... turning 24 in less than 3 months. And I am freaking the fuck out about it. I woke up with my ears ringing in pain, my joints aching, and my stomach and head killing me. Yes, I did it to myself, but that's not the point.

I realized, now that I am going to be.... living past my 'expiration date', that I have to live inside this body. And to live inside this body is painful.

Now that my life plans don't stop at 24, I don't know what to do.

For the longest time, it was: who cares if - - - -, I'll be dead at 24.

And now, that's not the case.

Now, I have people in my life who love me, and that would not survive hearing I died. I've never had that before, and I've never had people to live for before. It's terrifying.

This is both the best and the worst feeling in the world... to know that I get to live for them and that I'm not allowed to die.

Now that my plans include growing old, which is such a WEIRD fucking thought for me. I mean fuck, I've tried to die and begged for death for so many years. I can still feel the pain of my kidneys shutting down, and now I take daily vitamins to stay 'healthy'????

FUCK

No one ever talks about how FUCKING ODD life is after ';'

They just tell you.... fuck, they don't tell you. People have always avoided talking about this. They just talk about how 'greateful they are to be alive' and all the bullshit about how great life is!

And it is, but it's also, it is terrifying. I go to work and talk and smile to people in passing glances. I have a regular, schmegular life, and in the back of my mind when having a conversation about something so insignificant like "do you like pineapple on your pizza?" While I'm thinking about how I thought about walking into traffic that morning.

YES I DO LIKE PINEAPPLE ON MY PIZZA, AND I CAN EAT WHAT THE FUCK EVER I WANT NOW BECAUSE ME AND MY BODY DESERVE GOOD THINGS!

...I'm looking at all the scars on my body and... idk man, I don't hate them anymore, but I wish I had been kinder to myself. When I think about making new ones I just have some water and a granola bar instead.

Such a stupid fucking internal dialog too 'hey you wanna do something bad to your body?' "Nah, lets have a snack instead" lmao

And 90% of the time, it actually works!

I love my support group, and I know I stress them out. I never thought I'd be the kind of person to say they were loved. I mean, my friends are flying into town for my "congrats on beating your record for consecutive days alive" birthday party 😂 and ik its gonna make a lot of people uncomfortable, but its not for them. I like living for me.

Anyways... Now that my plans include growing old, I have to take care of my body. And I'm so fucking excited to grow old that I can't even express it in words. I get to live and watch my friends live. I can have a family and make it as big as I want, fill it with all the love and kindness the world never showed me. I want that. And I am so excited to experience the days as they come. I'm ready to be the kindness for others that no one was for me.

I still think about it all the time. And sometimes, it's really hard to push those thoughts away. Some days, it still feels like I'm drowning. Some days, I think how easy it'd have been if the thoughts had won.

And other days, I get to smile at strangers, or have a yummy drink, or feel the warm Sun on my skin in the cool autumn breeze, or eat sushi, or gossip with someone that loves me. Hell, even getting to write the damn stupid vampire fanfics is a good day for living, lol.

I am so excited to help other people live, too...

But also, fuck. Now I have to take care of myself??? It's not just "dang, i got tenitus?" *shrugs in suicide*

GAH

But also, yay. Lol.

Life is so fucking weird man. But it's good to be alive. 🩷

#ari's ted talk

[meenah-chan]

I remember earlier today I was scared that Tumblr wasn't showing any notifications on my lockscreen anymore 😨

But then I discovered then It started working again after I plugged my phone up 😀

(Turns out my phone does that when the battery gets past 10% to conserve battery 😅)

I'm glad they're back though :D

Tumblr sometimes go crazy and flakey (been a ghost here for years so I'm kinda used to it 😆😆) Good thing that's not your case 😆😆

And that kinda happened to me to, except I only forgot I turned off the Tumblr notifs because I'm watching sksksksk XD

With pineapples? Sksksk 😆😆💖💖

#I can eat pizza with pineapples but anyways 😂😂 #Lisa sweetheart💖💛 #mammoneybb 💖💛 #meenah-chan~~