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I told you I was going to do it and here I am lmao. Any who reader and Toji are bumming on the couch watching a movie within the movie there is a spicy scene involving 69 that is mediocre. It gives reader an idea to make a bet with Toji to see who can last the longest. Toji isn't budging at first but when the reader mentions that they want to do in the same position within the movie (something they never did before) he gladly accepts the challenge. I'll leave the plot and ending up to you love. I know you will work your magic for him.
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hehehe ty jazz, i'll do my best for youuu โโโ
๐๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ: Toji x fem/afab! reader - explicit content; minors DNI - masturbation (m! receiving) - 69 position - oral (f! + m! receiving) - impact play (spanking + f! receiving) - overstimulation - clitoral play (licking and sucking) - pet names (baby, doll, mama, pretty thing) - mention of saliva/spit.
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โWowโฆ.this movie kinda sucks.โ
โMhmโฆAye, yโre the one who wanted to watch this shit.โย
โWell, I mean, at least itโsโฆsemi-enjoyable.โ
Toji and you were sitting on the couch, winding down in the living room after a nourishing dinner. One of the many things you liked to do with your man was to watch movies, figuring that would be a perfect thing to do during the downtime to chill and huddle with your man. What you didnโt expect, however, was how underwhelming the movie seemed.ย
It was one of those rated R movies batted around within the year, figuring now would be an ideal time to get to it. Welp, it was entertaining enough for you two to continue watching. Now, being midway through, itโs getting a little frustrating to deal with.ย
โOh, okayโฆโ annnnnd now the film has transitioned to an abrupt sex sceneโฆ.how great. โI guess this is why itโs rated R.โ
The sex scene you two were watching wasโฆaverage at best. Youโve seen way spicier scenes in your life โ hell, literal cringey porn youโve watched with your friends was heavily more explicit than this. There was the rushed kissing, the frantic clothes coming off, no amount of foreplay whatsoever โ just heading right into it, exaggerated cries coming from the woman as the guy frantically humps her nude frame.
You observe the scene through a neutral gaze as you lay against Tojiโs side, his arm stretched to your shoulder to keep you close. But then, your head tilts when something on the screen catches your attention.ย
The camera pans to the guyโs face, whoโs lying on the bed as the other straddles them, facing his lower half. For a few seconds, you can only see the guyโs face until the camera follows him going closer to the girlโs ass thatโs hovered before him. His tongue sticks out before he propels his mouth to her bottom, and her muffled moans can be heard off-screen with his grunts.ย
Loud, amateur sounds aside, the position sparked something for you to turn and ask the following to your boyfriend: โHey, Toji?โ He hums, feeling the vibration of his voice from your hand on his chest. โHave you ever done that position?โ
You can see his eyebrows trench down โ not bewildered by your question, but pondering how he could answer truthfully. โMmmโฆI think so? Been a long while, though.โ
You nod aimlessly with your eyes glued to the screen, hearing the womanโs whimpers get a bit louder as the guy grasps her ass while โeating her out.โ The thought of being on top of Toji and his mouth and hands on your body like that, you had to bite the inside of your cheek to remind yourself not to get tooโ
โWhy you ask; ya horny?โ Well, you canโt be too modest around this man, huh. You finally turn to look at him, prepared for the smirk he greets you with. A smile is all you reply with. โSorry, baby, I donโt know about tonight. Kinda tired.โย
For a few seconds, youโre on his side. You understand heโs a little fatigued from work today and only wants to chill with his partner. However, a tiny part of you โ the devilish cutie side โ takes over and slides your hand from his chest. Down to his hard abs covered by his black wife beater, stopping at his clothed inner thigh, resulting in him hitching his breath.ย
โTired?โ You say in a soft tune, your eyes peering down to your hand as it rubs on his thigh, inching further and further in. You take note of Tojiโs fingers tapping on your shoulder โ a silent warning. โAre you sure about that?โย
โYou better move that hand, Y/n.โ His body jolts when your hand creeps up to his groin, motioning around it with provocative kneads.ย
โHmm, why?โ You play coy, placing kisses on the underside of his chin. โYou tired of me?โย
He throws his head back at your soft lips, attacking his neck while your hand comes to the hem of his sweatpants. A shaky breath is released at the contact of your cold fingers on his warm erection. โHmmmโฆcould never be tired of youโฆ.Ahhh,โ your forefinger swipes around the glans.
โThen what are you so scared of?โ You keep pressing on, sucking on his skin under your lips. His length gets firmer under your grasp, veins grazed by your fingertips. โScared you wouldnโt last longer than me?โ
โOhh, donโt play with me, Y/n,โ Toji grunts, the hand on your shoulder grips your cardigan. His erect cock throbs on your palm, and precum begins to leak out from you, playing with the tip. โโMmmphโฆI already told you I wasnโt feelinโ it tonight.โ
Liar, you say to yourself, noting him breathing slowly while you massage his balls. โPlease, Toji?โ You ask sweetly to his ear, his hand coming down to your waist as you stroke him off. โI never done that position before, but it looks real funโฆI wanna do it with you.โย
Toji doesnโt give in easily, looking at you with a raised brow. So you throw in another please with an innocent pout and two bats of the eyes to seal the deal. He chortles; how can he say no to you looking at him like that? โBet I can make you lose within the first few minutes.โย
You beam at him, โBet I can make you cum first.โ
โYโre not gonna last for very long, princess, I can promise you that.โ
A smirk pulls your cheeks. โLetโs try it out then.โ
And just like that, with a mutual agreement, the challenge was put to the test.ย
So here you are, straddling on top of Toji on the living room couch, both your bottoms and his sweats on the cold floor. Your bare ass out in front of him to see as he lies with his head on the couch pillow. Your front facing his legs, and his dick erected for you to lick and suck on.ย
It started slow in the beginning; Toji massages your asscheeks as you lick around the glans and stroke his girth. โMmmm, just like that, mama,โ he praises, egging you on to take in more of him. Your mouth bobbing up and down his shaft, gradually taking in inch by inch until your mouth reaches the hilt. โFuuck, feels so goodโฆโ
You arenโt forgotten either, Toji starting with slow licks, his tongue lapping your labia. You mewl on his cock, voluntarily moving your hips to satiate the throbs of your cunt. Shit, you love it when he eats you out, but this position makes you turn on even more โ unable to see what heโs doing, letting his hands and tongue speak for himself.ย
And you have to give it to yourself; you mangled to survive for a little while! The first minute was just him warming you up, teasing your folds with swishes to get you real wet as you blow him, his fingers groping your ass as his thumb plays around your ass taint. It all had you riled up, rocking your lower half so much that the man had to station you still for him to feast on your wetness properly.ย
It wasnโt until you felt his tongue brush up on your clitoris did shit get serious. One sharp, muffled gasp paired with a jolt from your body. Of course, Toji noticed, his grin coming from ear to ear. โOh, did I do that?โ Yes, you did, you bastard. โHeh, you are not ready for this, babyโฆโ
He says this before stuffing his mouth back into your leaky chasm so his tongue could swirl around your slit with vigor so rough that you nearly choked on your gasp for air. โโOohh!! WโWait, Toji, not soโAhhn!โ Fast licks have you squirm, prompting your man to keep you on him with his hands on your waist. Itโs hard to concentrate giving Toji a blowjob with him nibbling on your labia before throwing more laps on your clitoris.ย
โWait, Toji, s-stoop; Iโm gonnaโNnaaah!โ Your fingers clamp around his girth, howling as he bullies his tongue to enter your vagina, his face buried nose-deep in your ass while sucking on your genitals. โFuuck, oh shit, I canโtโฆOhh, ohhh!!โ
And just like that, you release into his mouth before you could even prepare yourself. Your trembling figure jolts with every shock coursing through your body. And Toji drinks your essence with every passing wave, wrapping an arm around your waist to keep you straddled above him.ย
Oh fuck, the clarity you experience is mind-blowing every time he eats you out โ whimpers escape pretty lips as your sensitive nerves still receive gingerly laps on your soapy folds. That felt way too good, oh my Godโฆ
But it doesnโt stop there โ no, no. Not with Toji, too pleased with how he made your legs tremble before him. He snickers while spreading your folds, โPretty thing, look at you winking at me...Nnmm, so fuckinโ goodโฆโ
He brings his mouth back to your cunt, and you jerk from the contact as your body is still not rid of the shocks from the previous orgasm. You frantically call for him, trying to writhe your ass away from him. โOhhnn, Toji, wait, let me rest for aโAhhhnn!!โ
A sharp pain comes from an abrupt smack to your buttcheek, the skin stinging from the impact of Tojiโs hand. โAht, aht, donโt try and run now. You talked big earlier, even when I warned you.โ He smacks your ass again, his fingers digging deep into your flesh to pinch. You scream for him โ thatโs what he wants. โNow youโre gonna sit right here and let the winner have his fill.โย
You canโt argue with him from there; Tojiโs hold on you not giving in to your attempts of mercy โ same for his mouth on your delicate labia. The noises coming from there are so raunchy, downright erotic, way more than whatever the hell that movie was doing. You could only wail out your cries, eyes spiraling up to your head from every lap to your clit. No point fighting the pleasure, resting your head on his thigh.
But that was short-lived because Toji was quick to correct you with another slap to your butt. Shit came out of nowhere, almost choking on your spit. โCโmon now, doll, you canโt leave me hanginโ here. Suck me off, princess.โ He rubs the pain on your butt away, yet you know heโd do it again if you werenโt compliant.
You bring his fat cock back to your face, licking on the tip while stroking him. You take in the head and suck him in, bobbing your head and coating his length with your saliva. Kisses to his glans result in him burrowing his face into your ass again, hungry lips ravishing your tender insides. Jesus, the way his tongue flicks on your clit has you humming on his cock nonstop.
Oh, God, oh fuuuuck, you remove your lips from Tojiโs dick, yet your hand keeps gliding up and down. โโMwah! Hoohhh, oohhh, Tojiiiiโฆ! Again, Iโm gonna cum, againโฆ.KhaaโOhhhhh!!โ
The second orgasm hits you hard, more keenly than the last, and your body quivers on top of Toji once again. Whines come from wet lips as you descend into your haze, and your toes curl as Toji doesnโt withdraw himself until heโs satiated his thirst with every remnant of your fluids.ย
With every jolt and shock flowing down your frame, you use this time to let your body ride this high out, placing chaste kisses on Tojiโs cock. That is until you feel Toji suck on your folds suddenly. You jump and quake, turning around to beg. โStooohp; let me rest, please!โ
He gives you a smug look with a playful smack to your hot, stinging butt. โDone being curious now, mama?โ
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Whoa whoa whoa, why did you have to make mafiaunderboss!Simon sound so hot ๐ฉ๐ฉ??
Can we see what it looks like when Priceโs wifey brings a friend around, and sheโs nothing but heart eyes for him and vice versa? I honestly just love this au
mafiaunderboss!Simon has my whole fucking heart i have so many ideas for him it's not even funny. and you know what's even better than price's wife bringing a friend around??? being that friend she brings around..... (we truly are out here living our best y/n lives)
also, i've created a mafia!141 masterlist here <3 because i don't think i'm getting out of this phase anytime soon.
warnings: mafia!underboss!Simon x shy-ish!fem!reader, reader doesn't know simon's in a mafia lmao, sorta sexual tension, short-ish drabble
When your friend invited you over to a family dinner, you weren't sure if you should go or not. Family events always seemed more like a private and cut off thing, not something a friend should attend, and you were terrified about intruding. But when she insisted that her husband wouldn't mind, and how she would love it if you were able to meet the others, you begrudgingly accepted.
You arrived right on time wearing a cute little outfit that you hoped would keep you cool enough so that you weren't sweating all throughout dinner. Once you were led into the dining room of your friends home, you very quickly realized that this was not the type of family dinner you had expected. At first, you had thought of extended family, some brothers and sisters, maybe nieces and nephews. Instead, you saw your friend's husband, John, at the head of the table, along with three other men, none of whom looked related.
After a few quick introductions, you took your seat in between your friend and a kind, boisterous man with a mohawk who the others called Soap. Once dinner was served, conversation erupted throughout the table, and while you found yourself actively listening, you didn't add a whole lot to the conversation. Instead, you were perfectly content glancing around the table, watching the men around you curse and joke with one another.
However, there was one man who caught your eyes more than anyone else. The others called him Riley, and he was almost too large to fit comfortably in the small, wooden dining chair. You swore you heard his knees knock against the table a few times. The simple black t-shirt he wore perfectly displayed the sleeve of tattoos on his arm, and you found yourself enchanted by the way the sinewy muscles of his forearm flexed as he raised his glass to his lips. It seemed impossible to tear your eyes away from him, until you realized his dark and alluring eyes had caught you. You quickly averted your gaze just in time to miss the smirk that pulled at his lips.
Dessert was served in what you assumed was the entertainment room. There was a dartboard shoved up against the wall and a billiards table towards the side of the room, both of which looked very loved with years worth of holes and scratches. While you and your friend indulged in the mouthwatering tiramisu she had made, the boys started up a game of pool, where they played long enough for John to get either too bored or too fed up with the others. They tried to get your friend to play so that they could continue playing doubles, but she quickly declined.
"What about you?" Kyle spoke up.
It took you a moment to realize that he was speaking to you. All three men had their eyes on you, including Riley. Swallowing, you shook your head as you set your dishware on the side table next to you.
"Oh, I don't really know how to play," you excused.
"That's alright," Soap said as he tapped his pool cue on the floor. "Riley's a good teacher."
Before you knew it you were standing next to the table alongside the others, your own cue in hand. It didn't take long to realize just how better at the game they were than you as they made shot after shot, and when your turn rolled around, you swallowed hard, not exactly excited to make a fool of yourself.
Still, you conjured as much confidence as you could as you leaned over the table, trying to line the stick up with the cue ball. Yet no matter how hard you tried to steady your hands, you couldn't quite get stable enough to make a good shot.
"Here," Riley spoke up as he leaned his stick against the table.
The warmth of him engulfed you as you found your back pressed against his chest. It took everything in you not to boil alive under his touch as he moved your guiding hand into position in order to strike efficiently. His hand engulfed yours as he helped you hold onto the stick, and you attempted to ignore the way his breath fanned across your ear as he spoke.
"Steady, yeah? Strike right here in the center, angle a bit to the left," he guided.
Eventually his hands slid off of yours so you could make the shot, but your brain was too overwhelmed to fully focus. Yet you tried anyway, striking the ball just like he told you and barely pocketing one of the stripes. A quick round of whoops escaped the boys as they congratulated you on your shot, despite the fact you were on the other team. Riley went for a more tame reaction, and he rested his hand on your shoulder and gave it a tight squeeze.
"Nice shot."
Heat rose in your face at his touch, and you tried to swallow the warmth back into your stomach as you tapped your cue against the tip of your shoe. "All thanks to you, Riley."
For a moment, he was silent as he leaned over the table for his turn where thick fingers guided his cue along the table. Pudgy skin and muscles forced his shirt to tighten along his shoulders, and you stood there speechless as he hit his shot. He easily pocketed yet another ball before he straightened back up and turned his attention to you. His dark eyes, the ones that had been sneaking glances at you all night long, gave you a quick once over before he tilted his head slightly.
"It's just Simon to you, sweetheart."
i am fucking feral for this man. also, unrelated but mafia simon has a dick piercing <3
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your future spouse's first impression of you
hi! after a long time i am back with another readingโฃ๏ธ i asked spirit using the term fs but you can use this for soulmates as well. please remember we have free will, i am just reading energies so take what resonates and leave what doesnโt. i would love to hear your feedbacks <3
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Disclaimer: My readings do NOT replace any professional advice. Use your own judgment while making decisions. You have your own free will. Take everything I say light-heartedly. All of my readings are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.
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piles 1-2-3
all pictures are from pinterest.
pile 1
They will think that you are a selfless person. And that you are always ready to help others. Or fight for your values. But in a subtle way. To them you have a calming aura. They will also see you as someone reserved, someone who prefers to keep to themselves and speak less. From the first impression, you are someone who is a bit passive.ย
They will think that you have a rich inner self. However you seem to be avoiding it. I don't really know what exactly this is but your fs will be confused as to why you are avoiding this amazing part of you.
You have a mystic and wise energy to you. And to them you look like someone that trusts the universe (or whatever you believe in). You also seem mysterious to them. They will be intrigued by you and will want to know more about you. Maybe it's because you are somewhat different from them. Like they may be an atheist and you may be a pagan or you two may come from different cultures etc. This difference will spark their interest in you. Because to them, you bring a different outlook on life.
They will think that you know how to balance things and can see the different parts of a situation. They will think that you try to be fair.
I don't know how your person will see this but they will think that you accept change as it is and with peace. Maybe it's your calm demeanor that made them think this way.
They will see you as someone who takes a lot on their plate. Maybe you struggle with saying no and end up helping everyone even if it burdens you. Or it's just the way they see you.
Around the time you first meet them you may be very busy. Also you or them (or both) maybe in your 30s. And you may have a 2 year age gap for some of you.
your song: intro: singularity-bts
significant placements:
libra, pluto, 3rd house
aquarius, uranus, 12th house
leo, south node, 4th house
thank you for reading โค๏ธ
pile 2
They will see you as someone reliable and nurturing. You have an earthy vibe to you (also fiery), to them. You look like that friend who never leaves their friends alone in their hard times.ย
They will think that you have a lot of potential in you. And already doing quite good in life. You move slowly while making decisions. You think before you act. However when you decide something you move swiftly and get what you want. You seem passionate to them. The line โI want it, I got itโ from 7 rings-ariana grande is your line!
They will think that you are quite attracted to them, lmao. But they may think that you already have someone in your life. Again they make a lot of assumptions so you may have not said anything about this topic but still they just can't sit still lol. They think that you shine a lot so maybe that's why they assume you are not alone or at least people are chasing you.ย
They will think that you have a lot to offer. Emotion and passion wise.
To them you are quite firm on your beliefs. For some of you they may see you have a debate with someone or you may have a debate with them in your first meeting. Or it's just something that will allow them to see your argumentative side. ๐They will think that you are s3xy when you get all bossy(?) like that lol.
You seem like someone who is quite comfortable in their own skin. However they will see the hard work behind this confidence. Idk they will try to analyze a lot probably. Like try to see through you. You may have had to work hard to gain your confidence and maybe you were self conscious/had a low self esteem but worked hard and became who you are today. Again this is in their eyes.
Some of you here could have brownish-reddish hair here. Or will have that color when you meet your fs.
you got two songs: better by myself- hey violet, to me-alina baraz
significant placements:
saturn, 2nd house, cancer
south node, 7th house, leo
south node, 11th house, libra
thank you for reading โค๏ธ
pile 3
First of all, you may have a purple aura. I know this is a bit off topic but it came through.
You may have a darker aesthetic or may prefer darker colors on your clothes around the time you meet your fs. And they notice this. They may notice your legs and think that they are beautiful. Also I heard, boobs/chest area for some of you.
They will think that you know how to enjoy life and enjoy yourself. You have this nonchalant energy to them. And they see you as someone who is not afraid to express themselves and live authentically. You are at peace in life. You love your life and seem to enjoy it. To them, you are like a โno bsโ person.ย
Like your clothing, you may like/like to search about what society deems as โdarkโ, like occult etc.
They will think that you are a disciplined person. However at first they may understand you wrong, this discipline can seem like the will to win no matter what, to them. They may see you as someone who is defensive and does not accept their faults. Someone who is willing to do almost everything to win. However I am not seeing that this is the case with you. Because of this later they may be ashamed of themselves.ย
You also seem somewhat unattainable and unpredictable to them. But it's not like you do stupid things. It's more like when they think they know you, you say something totally unexpected about yourself.ย
You have this great personality inside you. For them to see this side of you may take a while. I am not saying they will hate you but they will be a bit judgemental of you. You seem like the life of the party and like you are an authentic person but you are also such a deep person. However nonchalant you seem, you also have worries. And you have such a strong and a soft person inside you. They will see this eventually and embrace every part of you.
(For some of you this judgment may be because they are a bit more of a reserved person)
your song: take me-miso
significant placements:
taurus, 3rd house, uranus
leo, 11th house, neptune
capricorn, 12th house, mercury
thank you for reading โค๏ธ
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i'll do it myself
pairing: paige bueckers x reader
word count: 1k
c/w: sexual content, language
a/n: just a little smutty smut because i've really been thinking about paige's fingers lately LMAO
โNah, but that shitโs funny to you, isnโt it?โ
Paigeโs breath is hot against my ear as I unlock the door to my apartment. Sheโs drunk, her large hands already pushing up my tank top to span my bare waist.
โHe was just being nice,โ I grumble.
โAnd you entertained it.โ
โI didnโt entertain anything. I said thank you and walked away,โ I roll my eyes. Secretly, Iโm pleased. I love when Paige gets like this, all bothered about someone else looking at me. She fucks so good when sheโs jealous.ย
Why wonโt this damn door open?
Paigeโs lips fall to my bare shoulder and I sigh as she places open-mouthed kisses there. Finally, the door clicks open and she shoves me inside. โShouldnโt have even talked to him,โ she mutters, her eyes dark as she slams the door shut.ย
She pushes me into the wall, a hand at my neck, and I gasp. โShouldnโt have looked at him,โ she growls, attaching her mouth to mine in a searing kiss. I smirk against her mouth. โDidnโt know it would get you this mad, P,โ I try to excuse, but she rucks my shirt up and pulls away.ย
โYeah, you fuckinโ did.โ
She tears my bra off and grasps my tits, kneading them harshly. My head knocks back and I moan at loud. โYou like that?โ She demands, pulling at my nipple. โYou want more?โย
I nod desperately, reaching for the hem of her shirt. She stops me.
โSay sorry.โ
I blink. โExcuse you?โ
โSay. Youโre fucking. Sorry.โ
โNo way!โ
โThen thatโs all you get.โ
She pulls back and stalks into my bedroom. I stare after her in shock, the wetness between my legs and the throbbing ache at my nipples painfully noticeable.
โPaige, come on! You want to fuck me just as bad as I want it right now, quit being ridiculous!โ I yell after her, following her to my bedroom.
She tugs her shirt off, letting the white garment fall to the floor. Then she turns to me, smirking, taking my face in one hand, her fingers splayed.
โYouโre right, baby.โ
Paige steps closer, smirk widening. Her pupils are blown wide. She licks her lips.
โI wanna fuck you so bad.โ
I pout at her.
She tuts, teasing my lips with her fingers.
โWanna make you feel so good.โ
I sigh at this, and she pushes her fingers into my mouth.ย
โIโm so fucking wet thinking about it.โ
I moan around her fingers and she grins.
โBut we both know I can make myself come.โ
She pulls her fingers out of my mouth and shoves me away, her fingers wet with my spit.ย
โPaige, stop.โ
She strips out of her jeans, tossing them to the side. Then she slips her boxers off, along with her bra.ย
โYouโre welcome to watch.โ
I whimper as she lays back against the bed, her back nestled in my pillows. Fuck, she looks sexy. Her hair is silky and smooth, falling down her tanned shoulders. Her collarbones jut out as her chest heaves, abs constricting with her breaths.
She spreads her legs, and her folds are positively glistening. โLast chance,โ she warns. I walk to the edge of the bed, planting my knees on the frame at the foot of it. I shake my head defiantly.
Then two of her long fingers circle her clit, slowly, and she lets out a quiet โFuckkkkโ. My knees buckle. She keeps going, speeding up, before dipping a finger into her entrance and groaning.
โYeah, thatโs good,โ she whispers, closing her eyes and tipping her head back. I grip the foot of the bed harshly.
Then a hand comes up, squeezing her tit. She flicks her own nipple, then tugs it harshly, eliciting a purposeful whine from her throat. I bite my hand to keep from moaning.
Then she plunges her second finger in and her back arches, and I do moan this time, watching her fuck herself, hearing the sound of her fingers sliding through her own wetness.
I can feel my rope of resolve fraying, the ends splitting.
โFuck, baby,โ she groans, her thighs starting to shake. โWish this was you.โ
It snaps.
โIโm sorry!โ I gasp, but she doesnโt stop. โYes,โ she pants. โOh, fuck, Iโm close.โย
โPaige, Iโm sorry, please just-โ I almost beg, clambering onto the bed and wrenching her hand away from her pussy to replace it with my mouth. She moans desperately, bucking her hips against my lips.
โYeah, baby, just like that. Eat my pussy like that, shit.โย
I move my mouth to her clit, pushing two fingers into her, and I feel her clench around me. โShit. Fuck, Iโm gonna-โ
The sound she lets out when she finishes is guttural. Carnal, even.
I moan into her pussy while she finishes, grabbing her ass to ride her through it.
She falls back against the bed, panting hard, running a hand through my hair when I look up at her. โI knew youโd fold,โ she breathes, exhausted. I grin at her from between her legs.
โYou have plenty of time to do that at away games. If youโre with me, you come for me. We clear?โ
She laughs. โDonโt talk to other people and we donโt have a problem.โ
I raise an eyebrow at her, then roll my eyes. โGuy at the bar probably would have made me come by now,โ I muse nonchalantly.
Paigeโs smile drops and her eyes cloud over.
There we go.
โYouโre gonna regret that.โ
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WHO IS COMING INTO YOUR LIFE ROMANTICALLY?
This is a general reading based on a collective of people. Take what resonates and leave what doesnโt. If you donโt feel the pile resonates with you, donโt be scared to try another, if it still doesnโt feel right, thatโs ok! Maybe our energies arenโt as connected and my readings are not for you.
I do these strictly for fun and educational purposes. I donโt change for these readings and I do not fake readings. I would tell you the cards I got but I pull like 20-30 cards each reading and that just slightly a strenuous task to write them all down lmao.
PICK A CARD READING
I asked my spirit guides what you need to know about the next person who is coming into your life romantically, pick a pile and find out what they had to say!
Pile 1 โโโ> Pile 2 โโโ> Pile 3
PILE 1
This person is embodying the energy of the king of cups, they are giving off much more masculine energy, this doesnโt mean that they are a guy, however this person is more in tune with their masculine, leadership side. When you meet this person, they will be going with the flow, allowing life to take them wherever, and coincidentally they will find you.
I am getting the feeling that this person is new to most, if not all of you. So Iโm not seeing any exes or reconciliations in this pile.
This person seems to have been going through something which led them astray or possibly ended in them getting hurt, for some this may have been a breakup.
Around the time that the two of you meet, theyโre going to act like a taster for you, theyโll give you these little moments with them, which leave you waiting for more, yearning for them to allow you in some more, but you only receive a drip, a dribble of what they could actually give you.
Theyโll keep this going on for a while, keeping you interested and guessing, during this time they may have you lined up as an accomplishment or trophy, they may still have feelings for an ex, and have you as a second option.
It will take a while to get out of the situationship and bring yourselves to something more committed and long term, honestly Iโm seeing around 6-8 months of no label.
All while it can absolutely end well, it can give you what you desperately want in a relationship, the agony and anticipation may turn to be too much for you.
For those of you who choose to walk away from this without letting it grow or become anything more, you are making a good decision, youโre embodying the queen of wands energy, you donโt need anyone to define you or make you any more worthy than you already are.
For those of who choose to stay, be careful of your heart, make sure to protect your dignity and donโt let this person get you down, you can build something beautiful with a lot of patience and determination, however you are always ok to walk away.
PILE 2
A lot of you are getting over something at the moment, Iโm unfortunately getting an ex, someone from your past who Iโm not too sure that you received closure from when you last saw or spoke to them.
I do see this ex coming back into your life, if they come back during mercury retrograde, dawg bin them, we are in no need of negativity during this time! However, for those who do not come back during this current moment, either you will contact them, or they will contact you. I do see that a lot of you have some stuff to talk out with this past person.
The closure conversation wonโt exactly go to plan, you may be sucked in by their drama, trauma dumping or a poor attempt to get you back. I do feel as though you will entertain this situation for a little, perhaps not too long, but long enough for some emotions and feelings to arise again.
However on the other side of things, you have someone completely new, someone who is willing to give you things that this past person wasnโt able to supply for you. This person is coming in hot and heavy, they will be very direct about what they want with you.
I feel like youโve always been the one to make the first move, or admit your feelings, this person will turn your life on itโs head, they will be honest, direct, real and just very straightforward about what they desire.
They may say something along the lines of not wanting to be with you until youโre over your ex, this could be a drunken confession where you try to tell them that you are, and they tell you youโre not. It will either end up with you crying into their hands as they cradle your head, or some hot and heavy make out session lmao.
This person is willing to wait for you, they will be on the sidelines for as long as you need them to be. It doesnโt seem like they will be letting go easily.
The ex person is giving me twin flame vibes, meanwhile the new person is a soulmate.
So itโs either out with the old and in with the new, or out with the new and back to the old.
The choice is yours.
PILE 3
You guys seem to have gone through some type of break up as well lmao, something which forced you to let go of someone that you cared a lot about. If itโs not a relationship, then itโs a situation that had you up at night upset and stressing.
During this time there was this one person that you would confide in, this person was there to rub your back while you cried, and tell you that everything was ok.
They watched you through your healing journey, helping you become one with yourself and your expression once again, help you build yourself up until you felt comfortable in your own skin. This person is a people watcher, especially when it comes to you, theyโre observing to the point of writing down every little thing about you, you could ask this person the colour of your eyes, or how many freckles are on your face and they would be able to answer without a second glance. They know you like they know themself.
This person may call you their flower or petal, you may have a flower relating name, something to do with how delicately they view you, youโre like a piece of china to them, one wrong touch and youโd break. They donโt want to break you.
They metaphorically stand by your bedside as you sleep, protecting you from every scary dream, or any unwanted negativity that could come your way, they want nothing more than to protect you and keep your safe, itโs their purpose.
You are Barbie, and they are just Ken. (No gender affirmed)
This person will wait for the right time before making their move, and when they do, they will resume leadership and continue to look after you for as long as you allow them to.
This person will love you like you have never been loved before, they will caress every inch of your skin as though you were sculpted by the Gods, they want nothing more than for you to be theirs, and them to resume being yours.
Because they will always be yours.
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Astro Observations #20
โข Is it just me or do most saturnian moons (Aqua/Cap) tend to grow up with single mothers who only care about making money and having multiple boyfriends? Lmao.
โข I feel bad for Gemini risings with Aries mercuries because theyโre so genuine and they might be very chatty but itโs their biggest love language.๐ค I think this might also apply to just about every other Gemini rising too!
โข I feel bad for Aries moons with Libra mercuries/risings because yes they can be a little hot headed but they wonโt be flat out bold and they might beat around the bush a lot! On the other hand though when theyโre really arguing with somebody they might switch to intellect and surprisingly demolish that person.โ๐ฝ
โข People with mercury at a Fire degree (1, 5, 9, 13, 17, 21, 23, 29) love to exaggerate things! Calling myself out too, chile!๐ฉ๐
โข Virgo suns with Cancer venuses and Leo mars can be very sweet and caring but also very scorning, abrasive and wants themselves/their partner & kids to look/dress their best almost all the time! Pretty much the always picture-ready type moms.
โข You better believe that even if a Sagittarius moon wonโt say it they might feel hurt and start detaching until theyโre completely gone out of your life and youโre left wondering what went wrong.
โข Tbh idk why but Libra mercuries also be out here saying mean, out-of-pocket stuff just not normally in peopleโs faces so maybe thatโs why their friends might not take them seriously.
โข Whereas Aries mercuries probably have a reputation of arrogance and downright disrespectfulness but they can also be very nice especially if youโre close with them. Youโll notice they just like to cuss for fun lol.
โข Scorpio mercuries need to stop being on interrogation mode!๐ญ
โข Gemini mercuries be telling some of the funniest stories and their facial expressions/hand gestures make it even more funnier than it has to be.๐ญ๐คฃ
โข Dear Cancer mercuries, you guys are so thoughtful and caring Ilysm!
โข Capricorn mercuries, youโre not boring and I love how also detail oriented you are!
โข Can I just say Cap mercuries so be out here clowning too! ๐ I have a close friend whoโs a Cap sun & mercury and she says funny things often, she just has a very articulate way of speaking but besides that sheโs hilarious!๐คฃ
โข I recently noticed people with Air/Earth placements tend to have speech impediments and other stuff. E.g. my little sister is a Virgo sun/moon & Libra stellium and she canโt pronounce the letter โRโ. I have a Gemini rising at 23 degree, Capricorn mars & other air placements and I used to have a speech impediment and developed selective muting. ๐
โข Having Air/Fire placements can be such a challenge! ๐ญ My Aries mercury just be saying anything along with the super chatty Gemini rising but then later my Aquarius moon has a pep talk moment and makes me say โWhy the fuck did I say that? Now theyโre going to think Iโmโโ ๐๐๐
โข People with harsh aspects between the sun and pluto might be known as open books but they might become self-conscious about it and have the urge to remain a mystery yet they canโt help but overshare!๐ญ
โข They might also think about it often! Like it might haunt them.๐
โข Gemini venuses are soo fun!! Iโd literally take these people with me if I was to go on a road trip because theyโd keep me entertained and we could just goof around & talk about anything lol.
โข You might also find yourself attracting/being attracted to people whoโs venus sign is your rising sign!
โข Pisces venus, for the sake of your own life please stop staying in toxic relationships because you fear being abandoned and think it isnโt worth it because youโve been with this person so longโLEAVE. โ๐ฝ
โข Cancer venus, you know I love you but sometimes you gotta stop trying to control people. ๐ญ
โข Scorpio venus, with you I feel like weโre always on the same page and see eye to eye in most things/interests.
โข Capricorn venus you are literally one of the most giving venus signs! I literally love you!!<3
โข Sagittarius mars men having a thing for smacking their girlfriendโs butt.๐คฃ
โข Leo mars want only the best of the best especially if thereโs Taurus in the mix!
โข While Libra risings might develop people pleasing tendencies, Gemini risings tend to develop social anxiety.
โข Iโve seen so many Gemini suns always point out that they either have or think they have a mental illness. Especially ADHD.๐จ๐ฐ
โข Yes Earth suns are normally very chill and grounded. But add some Air and especially Fire in the mix and theyโll be the most erratic, short tempered people youโve seen!๐
โข Fire mercuries/mercuries at Fire degrees, how does it feel to get shouted at your whole life then gas-lighted and blamed when you turn out to be a sharp-tongue individual?
โข Gemini moons and their many 1-3 Am shows in their rooms.๐ญ Same for Aqua and Libra moons but Gemini moons do it more often lol.
โข If somebody is very generous, bold, funny, and gets pissed off/defensive very quickly then theyโre an Aries dom.โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
โข Taurus moon, why are you so stubborn?
โข The best thing to hear is โOkay fine.โ From an Aquarius/Taurus moon when youโve finally got them to change their opinion that they stubbornly wouldnโt let go of lol.
โข 9H moons tend to be very attached to their ideas/opinions/beliefs. I can testify๐
โข Iโve noticed some 2H moons tend to stress eat?
โข 7H moons looove music and fashion!๐
โข 9H Aquarius moons are normally cultured people.
โข Fire moons are the loyalest friends hands down. I said what I said.โ๐ฝโค๏ธ
โข Scorpios suns with Sagittarius moons/mercuries somehow be coming up with the funniest life-stories??๐ญ๐คฃ
โข Iโve noticed Sagittarius mercuries tend to be awesome yet underrated songwriters! E.g. Nikki Sixx of Mรถtley Crรผe who wrote most of their songs๐ฉ๐ค
โข Say what you will but some Leo risings literally exude not only a very charming but bright aura! David Lee Roth is literally your typical Leo Rising!๐ฆ๐
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Tokyo Revengers Groupchat (Final Timeline)
Warnings: suggestive (i might have to change this warning to "mentions of sexual content" bcs it's too tame of a warning for the stuff that's actually in here), swearing, the word "pedophile" is mentioned, mentions of substance abuse
Desc: Everyone finds out Takemitchy and Mikey are time leapers, which leads to some...interesting questions
Mitsuya: so let me get this straight
Mitsuya: you're a time traveler, and you've lived dozens of timelines to prevent Hina from dying but she kept dying anyway but then when you got to one where she didn't die, Mikey was some deranged criminal lord and was miserable and depressed and tried to kill himself so you had to go back in time again to make sure everything was fixed but ended up dying while fighting Mikey but then somehow you both went back in time and rewrote all of our entire lives??
Takemitchy: yeah...
Baji: cap
Mikey: it's not
Mitsuya: so Mikey's a time traveler too?
Mikey: yeah it's crazy i know
Draken: do you guys have any way to prove this?
Chifuyu: this explains why i keep getting random visions of me in alternate universes. holy shit
Haruchiyo: weird ass prank
Takemitchy: i think it happened since you're close to me and we basically did everything together. i'm not sure
Inupi: we're just gonna believe this?
Koko: wait, i kind of do
Kisaki: this...defies all logic of anything ever.
Mikey: shut up Kisaki
Mikey: i'm sorry it's just that in ever other timeline you've ruined my life so it's difficult to be nice to you sometimes
Kisaki: so you don't like me because of something i did in another universe?
Takemitchy: *timeline
Mikey: yeah. my bad
Baji: i'm gonna entertain this cause i'm bored but what was i like in other timelines
Mikey: dead
Baji: ...all of em?
Mikey: yeah, it kinda drove me to insanity
Baji: damn
Baji: why?
Mikey: you killed yourself to save Kazutora
Baji: what was the context
Mikey: long story
Baji: there wasn't any other way?
Mikey: you're kinda pissing me off cause that's what i was wondering, actually
Baji: damn
Kazutora: thanks man. appreciate it๐
Kazutora: i'll slobber on your meat later, as a proper thank you
Baji: i'd appreciate that. thanks homie๐
Koko: what about me?
Baji: you wanna slobber on my meat? i mean i won't stop you. as long as i can call you kitten.
Koko: ...i was talking about me in alternate universe's๐
Takemitchy: i don't think we should go there guys. there's too many timelines, and not everything was exactly the same. and also in general it was a really traumatizing experience for me and i kind of want to end my life every time i think about it
Hanma: womp womp. what about me???
Mikey: murderer
Hanma: YESSSSS ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Hanma: THANK GOD, I KNEW IF I COULDN'T DO IT HERE, MULTIVERSE ME WOULD HAVE LIVED THE DREAM
Hanma: are me and Tetta-san together in every universe
Mikey: surprisingly, yes
Hanma: and he denies we're soulmates๐
Kisaki: i will not hesitate to get another restraining order
Hanma: a piece of paper won't stand in my way. let's get married
Kisaki: i will call the police
Draken: guys are we really entertaining this?
Mikey: you went to jail in one of the timelines and you were bald LMAO
Draken: sure
Baji: why'd he go to jail?
Mikey: these guys killed Emma and Ken-chin took revenge
Baji: respectable
Mikey: he was given a death sentence
Baji: that's tough fr
Ran: i'm kinda curious
Ran: humour me, what was i like?? was i famous?
Mikey: you were a criminal. killed people
Ran: sounds about right if i'm being honest
Ran: and Haruchiyo and Rindou?
Haruchiyo: leave me out of Takemitchy's psychotic episodes
Haruchiyo: i think you have a hallucination/delusion disorder or something
Mikey: but don't you believe me?
Haruchiyo: ...
Haruchiyo: Mikey, you're also pretty mentally ill
Mikey: says you???
Haruchiyo: i just have substance abuse problems and i'm getting clean so...
Mikey: GUYS I'M TELLING THE TRUTH I SWEAR
Mikey: I'VE BEEN GOING CRAZY KEEPING THIS A SECRET
Draken: when was the last time you slept?
Mikey: โน๏ธ
Baji: guys just play pretend.
Rindou: what about me?
Mikey: same as your brother just uh, less gay and slutty?
Rindou: story of my life
Inupi: you didn't do Koko
Mikey: criminal
Koko: the whole time?
Mikey: yeah
Mikey: Inupi got normal at some point because he and Ken-chin got close and they fixed bikes together and had sex
Inupi: Draken????
Draken: you're really starting to piss me off.
Mikey: Akane died in the fire though like she was BURNT
Takemitchy: uh Mikey-kun...
Mikey: she was a crisp i'm telling you
Mikey: Inupi you had an ugly red scar on your face and no one wanted you
Mikey: Izana i know you're reading this, you were fucking insane dude like you killed Emma for some fucking reason then Kisaki shot you 3 times in the chest and you died while having a really bad mental breakdown. it was a major L on your part
Chifuyu: Mikey why are you leaving out the fact that the common denominator in every single timeline was that you killed every single one of your friends in the most brutal ways possible๐คจ?
Mikey: no comment
Smiley: how'd he kill me?
Chifuyu: uhhh
Chifuyu: Takemitchy help me out here
Takemitchy: i don't want to talk about it๐
Chifuyu: I REMEMBER
Chifuyu: backshot
Smiley: ...
Smiley: he killed me by giving me backshots..?
Smiley: i would NEVER take it from behind
Smiley: especially from MIKEY
Smiley: small dick having ass
Smiley: my bootyhole is not to be messed with
Smiley: i'm so pissed off right now holy shit
Smiley: how did i even die???? dick so good it killed me?
Smiley: i'm so angry
Angry: and i'm Smiley๐
Baji: 3/10 joke ๐, poor delivery, fell flat
Smiley: i hope you kill yourself, Mikey
Mikey: trust me, i've tried
Chifuyu: ???
Chifuyu: he shot you in the back with a gun?
Chifuyu: what's wrong with you
Smiley: oh my bad i though you meant like, he was taking me doggy style
Smiley: i'm no bottom
Ran: what is happening
Chifuyu: i'm moving on๐
Chifuyu: Hakkai was tied to a chair and burnt to death
Hakkai: wha-
Hakkai: WHAT DID I DO??
Hakkai: jesus ๐
Chifuyu: why am i getting all these memories, i'm freaking out
Hakkai: Mikey please tell me what i did to deserve that โน๏ธ
Mikey: idk Hakkai i was going through a lot
Draken: have you been diagnosed with anything?
Mikey: i don't need a diagnosis bcs i'm fine now, you're all alive and i don't have any murderous intent!!! yippee๐ค
Mikey: isn't this great Takemitchy??
Takemitchy: well, yeah no ones dead so that's great
Izana: this is obviously completely fabricated
Izana: are you guys that bored?
Senju: man for all that time traveling you sure are a shit boyfriend๐ญ
Takemitchy: how????
Takemitchy: did Hina say thatโน๏ธ??
Senju: it's an observation
Senju: you've had way too many coincidental close calls with other woman๐
Draken: yeah you pissed me off when you thought i was gifting you a prostitute. you had a whole ass girlfriend. shame on you
Senju: and you also almost slept with Emma and you "don't remember"
Smiley: Mitchy's low-key funny as hell because what do you mean you stripped yourself and another girl down to your underwear by accident
Baji: wouldn't Takemitchy be a pedophile then?? Emma was 13 dawg๐คจ
Mikey: he was 14 though๐ญ
Baji: you're gonna ride Takemitchy's dick to defend him from trying to sleep with your 13 year old sister??? crazy
Baji: wasn't be mentally 26๐คจ?
Baji: bro i'm gonna beat your ass actually
Mikey: hmm
Mikey: you know what Mitchy, why did you do that ๐คจ?
Smiley: LMFAOO
Mitsuya: why did i come back to Takemitchy facing pedophile allegations, like what's going on right now
Kazutora: is it not enough that he changed the space and time continuum just to be with his girl?
Kazutora: cheating this cheating that, my boy deserves all the pussy he wants
Kazutora: he's been beaten, shot, stabbed AND killed
Kazutora: i personally believe he's the goat
Baji: ?
Chifuyu: goat is an acronym for "greatest of all time", Baji-san
Baji: what's an acronym
Chifuyu: i'll dm
Kazutora: bro you're so fucking stupid๐ญ
Draken: i don't care if he was skinned alive by an orangutan, there's no excuse to cheat on someone
Rindou: i think being skinned alive by an orangutang warrants having more than one girl. idk that's just me tho
Ran: not the point that's being made rn
Rindou: what exactly is the point that's being made
Rindou: is this real. are we being serious.
Rindou: i don't think i get the joke
Haruchiyo: i think we should all stop talking now
Mikey: Mitchy we need to talk a bit
Takemitchy: i told you this was a bad idea
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Fatui Harbingers with a child they don't own
โโ เญจเญง๏ผfatui harbingers & reader
เญจเญง๏นsynopsis :: a child that doesn't seem to belong to any one of them is known to wander around headquarters, though it's not exactly clear whose it is or how it even got there. well, it's cute enough, isn't it?
เญจเญง๏นgenre :: fluff
เญจเญง๏นcontent :: gn reader, child reader, child endangerment ๐, scaramouche is soft because baby, pantalone is trying to teach a kid stocks, pulcinella is such a grandpa
เญจเญง๏นwords :: 2k
this was a little thought that came to mind, mostly because of the fact I was like "Capitano forced to carry around some lil baby would be cute" and I'm fuckin speed running writing this before sports tryouts I've got less than one hour ๐ญ
nvm I didn't finish in time and it got cancelled anyway so we can work slowly now (I didn't even finish this until the next day anyway LMAO) the mild implication each of them handles the same child on different days and this kid is just experiencing all of these things is funny to me for no reason
you have a horrible habit of wandering off while waiting for your parent, somehow managing to find yourself in the stranger possible places. how you end up there, nobody who has to look for you ever really knows, but you usually end up finding at least one person who willโif nothing elseโtolerate you.
the youngest of the Harbingers is the easiest to survive and get along with. Childe likes you, and knows how to keep you entertained while he somewhat awkwardly waits to see if anyone will arrive to look for you. admittedly, he likes it whenever you pop up, finding you a good little distraction, and you think his bow is cool to watch when he uses it. you think it's just the fact that he's so good with it that makes it so interesting, and he's very supportive when you tell him all of the stuff you don't get to tell anyone. it's not that Childe is constantly waiting to feed his interest nor does he always care a lot but he certainly makes it sounds like he does and it sounds very much like he's proud of you for even your minor achievements. are you hungry? he can get you food if you need and makes sure you're shockingly well taken care of and there's not a scratch on you when you leave. he even has you calling him big bro at some point though where that came from nobody is really sure.
on a very different note, Arlecchino is at first very confused by you, then quite soft. she does not coddle you, but she is never particularly aggressive towards you, initially believing that you were looking specifically for her for some reason. after all, what else would make a small child pull at her overcoat? she does begin to wonder where you came from, and was very impressive to you, though she warns you not to grab at her clothes too much. by her own words "Something might bite you" thought that really refers to whatever weapon she keeps, referring to it in a way a child would easily understand. she lets you sit with her while you wait, but warns you once more this time not to wander, sometimes letting you take her hand and guide her to pat your head and play with your hair.
admittedly, you are not what one might call the the most popular with the banker, though he gives you little trinkets and more frequently gives you mora to look at. he gifts you loose mora so much that you run off to him when there's something you want but can't afford, and of course he notices though you think you're so slick. Pantalone starts to give you more money, as long as you keep showing up, looking and learning all the things he wants to show you. he wouldn't indulge your greed so much if it didn't give him what was an opportunity. he finds fostering your curiosity is much easier than squandering it and when you want to see the many things you simply cannot afford while living on the salary of a lowly fatuu you've picked the best option for who to go to. someday you're going to need the knowledge he happily provides, and who better to learn from than the richest man in Teyvat? wait, what do you mean you barely understood a word of it?!
above all else you think La Signora is very beautiful, and really you just want to follow the pretty lady around even if she tries to pretend she doesn't notice you at first. your persistence got so annoying she was forced to turn around and try to figure out what you want, touching your face and observing your features to see if she recognises them. of course she doesn't. she has no idea who the hell you are, or where you came from or what you want. strangely there's this endearment to you, like she can't quite bring herself to get rid of you even if she's not over the moon about you insisting on holding her hand and going wherever she goes.
easily one of the most fun to bother is Sandrone, who may have been a little on the eager side to have someone who could act as a test user for at least a few of her automatons for her. if even a child could understand the instructions, surely grown adults would have no problem right? you make a great play tester, often finding several of them piled up just for you to play with. she knows you can't stop your wandering, you'll continue to come back to see her--her inadvertent bribery that she'll have cool toys to play with ready for you to seek her out. admittedly not all of your critiques make it in, mostly the ones that don't actually apply to their purpose as she has you believing they're just harmless toys with coincidental abilities. she is generally quite benevolent towards you however, always acting as if she really will accept them in a heartbeat. she always keeps you well taken care of too.
perhaps the most shocking reaction of all is Scaramouche who isโฆunexpectedly nice to you. for someone supposed to be bold and generally disliked, he sure is nice in letting you crawl all over him and ask your thousand questions. he fusses over you in that odd caring way, though never what you'd call particularly sweet about it. he buttons your coat for you when he doesn't want you to get cold and lets you hide under his hat from the snow. Scaramouche often sits you in his lap as he finds something to talk to you about whether it be school or home, all a ploy to keep you still perhaps, but if for some reason he doesn't enjoy your conversations-- well, you certainly don't notice. he does greatly enjoy it in fact, a little more than he cares to admit even to you.
talking at all to Pulcinella is like talking to your Grandfather as he comes to recognise you well, greeting you with a ruffle of your hair as he asks if you've gotten bigger. you haven't gotten bigger, and he's really not all that good at picking you up, but he certainly tries and you try to pretend your feet are more than an inch off the ground. perhaps manhandling simply isn't his strong suit. still you enjoy all the candy he has laying around, and the little gadgets you find around his office which haven't had a use in twenty years. a bit of interest to them doesn't exactly make them useful, and the things you really like are always the ones you can't touch like the little tin of rolled up papers secured with a rubber band and some suspicious stuff you can't discern, but he has many stories to tell of these things all to keep you distracted from the fact you got your hands on a tobacco tin and specifically cannot use it.
strangely the least opposed but most confused by you being around is Capitano, who cannot seem to simply scare you off at a glance and therefore has to wonder why you're here at all, where are your parents? you definitely don't work here. you must be cold, hungry? did you drink enough water today? he finds himself starkly confused as to why you just wander around him, can't seem to find an ounce of sense in you as you don't turn tail and run, and while he lets you sit on his lap when you get too tired he does not appreciate having to pull your hands away from his helmet all the time. maybe he should let you just to deter you after you almost get your hand bitten off. something about the way you still hug him tightly before you leave, or how you'll just dangle off your arm, even the way that you will appear in the most inconvenient situations and he'll just hook you under his arm and cart you off somewhere with him he knows is safe. of course you think this is the most fun you've ever had but on the other hand he really wishes you would show up at a time when he's not occupied.
to Columbina you are just the cutest little thing, drawn to the sound of her voice, though that is only what first leads you to find her by chance. she does not specifically take care of you so much as pamper you, playing with your hair and sitting you by her side to keep you company. you like to turn her hair and the ornaments in her hair, all which make you say she's like a pretty dove. she knows someone will come to find you, but in the meantime she is focused on settling you down to stop your wandering. she lets you cuddle up to her, lulling you to sleep with a pretty song that calms you down. you're much easier to watch that way. it keeps you from wandering, something she notices you must have a habit of considering you found her in the first place. it doesn't matter how full of energy you were when you walked in, always finding yourself curled up, head resting on her shoulder as you drift off to sleep rather quickly.
you are not exactly granted the warmest welcome by the Doctor, in fact you become terrified of Dottore the second he notices you've found your way inside and accidentally mistakes you for one of his test subjects. of course that makes you turning tail and running off seem quite suspicious, though you're also not very hard to catch. all of your squirming is expected, barely even stopping him very much at all. thankfully Dottore wasn't born yesterday, and the large stuffed animal you carry around and the clothes you wear are fairly indicative of the fact that you're probably not one of his subjects after all once he gets a better look at you. though it's hard to ease your shaking and wipe your tears when you're not eager to listen. he's not exactly the best with children either, though you do eventually come around once he figures out what to do, letting you cuddle up to him while he stroke your back to soothe you just in case you happen to be well liked by anyone he's not keen to annoy--rare chance but never impossible. you're not exactly eager to spend time loitering around there once he sets you back on your feet and watches you run off, but rare is not impossible.
how you even managed to find your way to Pierro is beyond even him, as the sudden opening of his door is usually met with a glare, though the sight of an empty space where a person would usually be prompts him to look down just to be sure. suffice it to say he's not exactly happy to have some little ankle biter running around headquarters, but he doesn't really have time to drop everything and scoop you up to march you back wherever you came from. you have to sit still and wait. Pierro should've foreseen you crawling around his feet to get under his desk and treating it like a hidey hole--being there in the first place should've indicated to some degree that you're not particularly into the idea of patience. his numerous attempts to catch you by your arm and hold you still don't work either, just resulting in you giggling and running off to some other corner where you get into something you shouldn't. he knows damn well all of his attempts are only encouraging you, and he's a glad to finally watch you give up, possibly just because you got bored-- but whatever the reason, watching you crawl back under his feet to fit between the little space in between him and his desk lets him breathe a sigh of relief and go back to working for a little white longer while you wait for him to go find whoever you belong to.
suffice it to say whoever was looking for you is sufficiently horrified by the time they find you, but that doesn't seem to be too unusual to you.
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Okay, I know it's impossible, but can you do some headcanons about the kings are sick? (like maybe because of angels or sth I dunno :'>)
Then we gotta take care of them (hohoho I fine with fluff or a little bit of smoky situation (^///^))
P/s: Sorry for any grammar mistakes TvT Btw I really enjoy your works (love it :3), so have a great day and take your time (oใโฝใ)oโค๏ธ
Thanks dear anon, and hope you have a great day too! ๐งก Them being sick is not so impossible, they are definitely lovesick lmao
We can give them some common cold, why not! That's why we have fanfics. To experiment and have fun. Even so, there are plenty of options for when they might feel unwell. Angel blood, poison, war wounds. But we'll go on the lighter side of regular flu. Sick kings times one, let's do it~
๊ง:๏ฝฅ โก ๏ฝฅ:๊ง
Satan will never acknowledge he's feeling bad. Do you want to put him to bed? Make him. Actually, making him won't be so hard because he staggers on his feet. Since you put him in bed, you are supposed to take care of him personally. His flu is a game of cat and mouse, he will feel a little better and he will come out of his room, and then he will feel bad again and you will drag him back into the bed. Preferably by the hair, and furious. He would have cooperated a little more if it weren't for the war. At this rate, you'll be curing his common cold for a month.
Mammon is team "spoil me or I will never get better". He even likes being sick, just cut out the 'feeling bad' part. He loves your concern, has all your attention, and you accumulate drugs so much that he hasn't seen such greed for a long time. It's good that you can't catch demon flu, you'll be like his mascot that he cuddles in bed all the time.
Beelzebub? Sick? Be ready for drama. He is NOT staying in bed. Don't even mention needles, he'll be gone before you finish your sentence. If you want him to stay and heal, you have to entertain him. This bastard isn't even afraid of death, what other can you expect? He's feverish, delusional and bored. It is advisable to buy toys. Looot of sex toys. And definitely try it with him.
Leviathan is impossible to decipher. When he feels worse, he will look even better. There is a joke in my university, "what you can't do, you make up for in looks", and he is embodiment of this. Once you understand that he is sick, don't tell his nobles. He's tired, all he wants is being surrounded with them buzzing like bees in a hive. Just lie down with him. Only with him. He certainly took some medicine on his own, so just be there to keep him company.
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Sometimes when I be bored I think about Finnicks reaction to finding out his sweet girl is being forced into prostitution. Boy would be broken
no this is so real bc I also imagine the most angsty situations whenever I'm slightly bored which is why I write what I do lmao
tw talks about trafficking
but like imagine like you don't want to tell finnick about because he's already struggling and you want to comfort him without him worrying about you. so you bear the weight of it all alone until you can't anymore. you're able to say trips to the Capitol alone are for interviews with ceaser or to entertain the Captiol with whatever talent you've chosen, which is true except you're also being forced to entertain in other ways. and marks or bruises can only be explained as a fall or brushed off so many times before they become suspicious. and finnick notices that sometimes you just don't feel there anymore, like you've left your body, but the moment he brings it to you snap back into being comforting, happy, and supportive. finnick probably knows deep down before he actually comes to terms with it and when he does he's so broken up about it. why you? why didn't you want to tell him? how did he not notice ever sooner? what can he do for you?
and one night you're just laying in bed, he's been staring at the page of a book, but not focused on it. he's too busy fully realizing the truth and there you are laying down, staring at the ceiling, completely gone.
"Snow's selling you isn't he?" Finnick would ask it in the quietest tone and he's trying not to cry because you're his sweet girl, so loveable and soft, and now the Capitol is using you, breaking you down.
And he knows it's true when you just stare back at him, eyes so sad and a little shocked he figured it out. then you're both just staring at each other untill you're both bawling. and finnick is holding you like he's terrified to let go.
"why didn't you tell me?" he's mumbling out between choked sobs
"you just already have so much, I didn't want to add to your plate" and you're just so worried about him and he hates it and loves it
"I'm supposed to help you too, not just you with me. do you understand?" and you're nodding, saying you're sorry, and he's telling you it's okay
AND ON THE FLIP SIDE
finnick's girl, his sweet, gorgeous love, who recently won her games coming to finnick and telling him snow is planning on selling her
like you're all solemn and nervous, playing with your fingers and trying not to cry. finnick is so confused about the silence and what's going on so he's racking his mind to see if he did something.
and eventually with a shaky voice and tears on the brim of your eyelids you're like, "snow's going to sell me" and finnick's world comes crashing down
he's supposed to keep you safe which he already nearly failed at when you were reaped and almost died in the arena. "no, I'll talk to snow, I'll just take more, I can do it, I can handle it. not you, sweet girl, they can't have you." and he's just a wreck of tears trying to scramble for the next move in the chess game of the Captiol
"finnick, you're not going to do that." and your voice is still so soft, hands on his arm . "you can't do more, I can, and I'm popular right now"
and finnick's trying to insist, but you're hushing him as you cry until you start to really sob and crumble in his grasp so he's back in alert mode. stroking you hair, telling you he's got you, that things will turn out okay
anyways yeah a couple long thoughts I had about this, sorry lmao
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โโโโโDATING THEM !! INAZUMA GUYSโโโโโโ
CHARACTERS: ayato, gorou, heizou, itto, kazuha, thoma.
SCENT: headcanons
WARNINGS: hickeys (gorou, heizou, kazuha) and making out (heizou.)
โฏโฏโฏโฏโฏ2022 !! #ยฉLOVELYNEY
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๐ ต๐๐: I like to think Ayato is a combination of a gentleman and a sadist.
๐ ต๐๐: On one hand, he likes to see you struggle and plays with you (harmlessly) because he finds it cute and entertaining.
๐ ต๐๐: And on the other, given the nature of being the head of the Kamisato Clan and taking care of Ayaka, heโs also incredibly warm and gentle.
๐ ต๐๐: Before you two started dating, Ayaka would always tease him about marrying you.
๐ ต๐๐: He wanted to keep your relationship a secret from the public to save you from any nasty rumors. However, one day while you two were simply taking a walk together (you werenโt holding hands or anything), someone tried to whisper something behind your back sneakily, and Ayato had it with them and just kissed you right then and there to prove them wrong.
๐ ต๐๐: Heโs quite territorial and does not like sharing you.
๐ ต๐๐: Itโs hard to decipher the next youโll see him with how hectic his schedule is.
๐ ต๐๐: โ(My) darling,โ โ(my) love,โ and โhoney.โ
โDarling, are you home? I know I said I wasnโt scheduled to return tilโ next week, but I already feel so bad leaving you alone for such a prolonged period. So, Iโm going to work harder and faster to return to you sooner. It really is the least I can do, my love.โ
๐ ต๐๐: He always asks Thoma to look over you for him ;; the ginger, of course, doesnโt mind (:
๐ ต๐๐: Whenever heโs away for long, heโll write you long letters on how heโs doing and how much he misses you.
๐ ต๐๐: If he sees something that reminds him of you, expensive or not, heโll get it for you in a second.
๐ ต๐๐: Decided he was going to marry you the second he saw you.
๐ ต๐๐: He is perfect husband material, yโall.
๐ ต๐๐: Really wants to start a family with you โน//333 Heโs waiting for work to settle down before consulting with you.
๐ ต๐๐: Whenever you two get into arguments, youโll always spend extra time with Ayaka and not even spare him a glance.
๐ ต๐๐: Ayaka is very excited for you to marry him, by the way !! She couldnโt be happier that youโre the one taking care of her dear brother. Expect to go wedding shopping with her when the time comes.
๐ ต๐๐: Given your relationship with him, people know not to bug you, but some people purposefully do so just to grab his attention.
๐ ต๐๐: Ayato is a very pretty man which means thereโs lots of stares. If you ever doubt yourself or his love, expect a very long and heated make-out session.
๐ ต๐๐: Heโs a very loving and passionate man both in bed and out of it !! Heโs very domestic when it comes to romance, pushing aside his sadistic tendencies, BAHJSJ.
๐ ต๐๐: Escorts you anywhere and everywhere in public.
๐ ต๐๐: Surprisingly clingy and pouty when you arenโt giving him enough attention, LMAO.
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๐ ต๐๐: The goodest of good boys !!
๐ ต๐๐: Initially (and kinda still is) was incredibly shy and awkward.
๐ ต๐๐: Besides that, heโs very considerate and loving !! He makes sure to look after you whenever he can.
๐ ต๐๐: You are the only person whoโs privileged to pet his ears and tail !! But be careful; he can and will revoke your privileges if you abuse them !!
๐ ต๐๐: Please save this poor boy from Yae Mikoโs teasing โน//333
๐ ต๐๐: (โ) You can confirm that he does like to hug his tail when heโs sleeping, though !!
๐ ต๐๐: He keeps his and your relationship usually to himself unless directly asked about it. He isnโt ashamed or anything; he just doesnโt want the soldiers to know that heโs a cuddle bug at home; LOOOL.
๐ ต๐๐: โLovebug,โ โhoney/hon,โ and โsweetheart.โ
โWelcome home, lovebug! Youโre home later than usual; did something happen? Why do you look so upset? Ah. . . Just a worrisome day, huh? Do-Do you want me to draw you a bath? Y-You look like you could benefit from some relaxation. . . A-And I can join you if y-youโd like. . .?โ
๐ ต๐๐: If you have a pet and give it more attention than him, he will pout. How dare you pet something thatโs not him ??
๐ ต๐๐: Tries his best not to get jealous because he trusts you. However, if he sees someone getting too close, heโll hug you from behind and stare down the opposing person.
๐ ต๐๐: One of his favorite cuddling positions is when heโs resting on top of you. Youโre the best mattress he can ask for โน333
๐ ต๐๐: Has a nose of steel so you canโt go hiding any injuries from him !! Expect to be scolded if you try.
๐ ต๐๐: If you two are out training together, heโll always be sure to keep an eye on you to ensure youโre holding up okay.
๐ ต๐๐: Isnโt the greatest with words, but his arms are always open to you if need the additional comfort. (:
๐ ต๐๐: Probably isnโt as innocent as people make him out to be.
๐ ต๐๐: A biter !! One of his favorite things to do is leave love bites down your collarbone. His teeth are also pretty sharp, so they leave a hell of a mark.
๐ ต๐๐: If he wants your attention, he will get it. Sometimes, heโll sit in your lap and nuzzle his nose against your neck or start sloppily kissing it to gain your attention.
๐ ต๐๐: Heโs completely smitten by you โน33 You are the love of his life without a doubt.
๐ ต๐๐: Talks about you with so much love that itโs incredibly obvious how obsessed he is.
๐ ต๐๐: His ears always perk/twitch at the mention of your name.
๐ ต๐๐: He hates leaving you so early in the morning or late in the night whenever he has night watches ): Expect to be sleeping in the days he isnโt working.
๐ ต๐๐: Seeing you in your uniform for the first time had his tail wagging like a madman, LMAO.
๐ ต๐๐: Loves seeing you absolutely kick ass, LMAO. He thinks youโre the coolest and hottest person ever whenever you beat someone tf up.
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๐ ต๐๐: Whoever said Heizou doesnโt open up to many people clearly hasnโt met you !! Heโs the one who chased after you.
๐ ต๐๐: He was very flirty in the beginning, so it was hard to decipher whether or not he was just being Heizou or had actually taken a liking to you.
๐ ต๐๐: Although, now that he started dating you, he's stopped flirting with a lot of people (much to your request, stop being a manwhore, Heizou.)
๐ ต๐๐: Always takes the opportunity to tease you ;;
sometimes he fails to see that it actually bothers you and feels awful whenever he genuinely upsets you.
๐ ต๐๐: Likes to act cocky, but he'll follow you around like a lost puppy when you're not giving him your attention.
๐ ต๐๐: This man is INFATUATED with you and he doesnโt even try to hide it.
๐ ต๐๐: He may flirt with whomever (most of the time for investigation purposes), but if he sees someone flirting with you, then heโs fuming and storming over there.
๐ ต๐๐: Keeps a hand on you at all times whenever you two are out togetherโalways gently tugging on your hand if you start to wander.
๐ ต๐๐: โSweetheart,โ โpartner (in crime),โ โ(my) love,โ and โprincess/prince.โ
โAw, why the long face, partner? Someone been bothering you lately? Oh? You donโt say. . . Mind giving me a description of them? Hm? Why you ask? Well, thatโs for me to know and you to find out, my love.โ
๐ ต๐๐: Always willing to throw hands for you โน333
๐ ต๐๐: Sara doesnโt know how you deal with him but is only grateful that you keep him in check.
๐ ต๐๐: He has to make out with you at least once โfor good measure,โ he says. ๐
๐ ต๐๐: Seeing his marks on you gives him a completely different wave of accomplishment, LMFAO. But he also loves to be marked by you !! He wears them with pride everywhere he goes.
๐ ต๐๐: Heโs a detective for a reason; you cannot hide anything from him. If youโre not ready to talk about something, heโll give you time, though.
๐ ต๐๐: Sometimes if you have the free time, he likes to drag you along on a case heโs working on.
๐ ต๐๐: Will sit you on his lap while heโs working; he claims your presence grounds him and helps him work better.
๐ ต๐๐: One of his favorite things to do is sit you on a counter or desk and make out with you โน//3 he loves having the higher ground.
๐ ต๐๐: (โ) Another one is carrying you bridal style, especially in public. He doesnโt matter where or why; he just likes feeling like your knight in shining armor.
๐ ต๐๐: Will drop whatever heโs doing just to take care of you or comfort you.
๐ ต๐๐: Never one to be emotional, but whenever he sees you crying, it breaks him. And if itโs because of him ?? Might as well kill him right then and there โน//3
๐ ต๐๐: A sly bastard !! He will figure out a way to get what he wants when it comes to you.
๐ ต๐๐: Loves whenever you kiss his beauty marks โน/3 He has hearts floating around him fr fr.
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๐ ต๐๐: The perfect combination of golden retriever boyfriend and himbo !!
๐ ต๐๐: Youโre not an โofficialโ member of the group as much as he says you are. However, your role fits in with Shinobuโs! (she greatly appreciates your assistance, LMFAO.)
๐ ต๐๐: You and Shinobu are best friends !! You and her always like to playfully tease him that the two of you are gonna get together. (You always assure him youโd never actually do that, LOL.)
๐ ต๐๐: Such a lovable dork )): โน3 He never fails to express his love and care for you.
๐ ต๐๐: You can guarantee that each and every member of the gang loves you !! They treat you as if youโre their older sibling (and/or) parent
๐ ต๐๐: Itto loves to carry you on his shoulders !! He is pretty tall, so you always get a lovely view no matter where you are.
๐ ต๐๐: Loves to boast about you every and any chance he gets !! You know how he did with Shinobu in Perilous Trials ?? think that but like times 10.
๐ ต๐๐: Always asks you to paint his horns so that you can get the places he canโt reach.
๐ ต๐๐: โBaby/babe,โ โlovebug/bug,โ and โhoney/hon.โ
โHeyyyy, honey! Iโm baaaack! Totally not from jail. . . Whatโs with that look for? Listen, listen. Iโll have you know that it was for a totally acceptable cause this time! This punk was saying some bad things about you andโARGH! It makes me angry just thinking about it! Anyone who has something bad to say about you has to answer to me! No buts or ifs!โ
๐ ต๐๐: Heโs protective over you !! Youโre such a beacon of light in his life, and he wants to shield that light with every drop of strength he has in him.
๐ ต๐๐: On normal occasions, heโs calm and collected. However, if he hears someone actively talking shit about you or sees someone bothering you, thatโs thrown away in a second.
๐ ต๐๐: You have a small little enclosure that you put all the onikabuto he gives you in โน3
๐ ต๐๐: Hates seeing you hurt or sick; it makes him feel helpless ):
he tries not to come off as worried or panicky, but you see riiight through him.
๐ ต๐๐: Finds you incredibly attractive whenever you snap at someone or beat someone (thatโs not him) up.
๐ ต๐๐: You know just how calm him down whenever heโs having an allergy attack; heโs very grateful he can rely on you.
๐ ต๐๐: You always go through his food to make sure it doesnโt have any beans in it Sniffs.
๐ ต๐๐: A giant manbaby when it comes to cuddles !! Cuddling with you is his favorite thing to do. Don't tell anyone but he loves to be the little spoon, hehe.
๐ ต๐๐: People look at you two and go โhow did that happen?โ People thought you were dating him out of pity at first until you very sharply shot those rumors down before they could reach Itto.
๐ ต๐๐:ย As much as Itto's capable of protecting himself, you're also protective over him when it comes to people talking shit out of fear of him taking everything to heartโonly you can tease him.
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๐ ต๐๐: He. Is. Perfect !! Literally. He knows just what to do (most of the time) whenever and wherever. Itโs like he has some kind of sixth sense when it comes to you.
๐ ต๐๐: As someone whoโs spent his time idling wandering around the nations, he used to avoid being tied down. However, since dating you, he wants nothing more than to settle in a home with you โน3
๐ ต๐๐: Husband/housewife material !! If you were to want to continue working while he stayed at home doing domestic chores, heโd be perfectly content with that.
๐ ต๐๐: Surprisingly (or maybe not?) flirty. Seeing you all blushy and shy because of him complimenting you is his favorite thing.
๐ ต๐๐: Whenever youโre heavily injured, his eyes will ALWAYS be focused on the rise and fall of your breathing and your vision. You can probably guess why.
๐ ต๐๐: Isnโt shy with PDA in the slightest.
he loves to hold your hand or link arms with you anywhere he goes !! he just wants to have a hand on you !!
๐ ต๐๐: Writes his newest poems about you, then gifts you them with some flowers (โ:
๐ ต๐๐: When he introduced you to Beidou, she literally crushed you in a hug and welcomed you delightfully to the Crux.
she likes to ask about you time to time !! always playfully teasing him about when he plans on proposing to you.
๐ ต๐๐: โ(My) maple,โ โ(my) love,โ โ(my) dove,โ โ(my) kaze,โ and โhummingbird.โ
โMy dearest maple, would you mind coming to my side for a moment? Hm? No, nothingโs wrong. Well, with me, at least. Your eyesโthey look dull and lost, like a rose thatโs about to wither away. Tell me, my love, whatโs troubling you? You never have to shoulder your burdens alone.โ
๐ ต๐๐: Likes to recite poetry to you, smiling whenever you drift off simply by the sound of his voice.
๐ ต๐๐: If you ever try to take after him, talking in that soft and refined tone, he will melt on the spot.
๐ ต๐๐: One of the best people you can go to for comfort and advice !! He, without a doubt, will give both.
๐ ต๐๐: Being someone whoโs often in no rush, he loves to sleep in with you, often tugging you back into his arms if you try and get up before him.
๐ ต๐๐: So so touchy !! He loves to have his hands on you one way or another.
๐ ต๐๐: Loves to play with your hair and braid it !!
๐ ต๐๐: Would do everything and anything for you without question HDJEJEJ.
๐ ต๐๐: Loves to trail kisses down your jawline and onto your collarbone; seeing you squirm in his hands is something he takes pride in.
๐ ต๐๐: Doesnโt get jealous too easily, given his patience and trust in you. But, if he sees you getting uncomfortable and theyโre not taking in the hint, heโll step in and just. . . make out with you. Both to take your mind off the latter and to show them that youโre taken (and/or) drive them away.
๐ ต๐๐: Praises and worships you like 24/7. He's the man for you if you have a praise kink BABSBDB.
๐ ต๐๐: A really good kisser !! And he isnโt shy with it either, if itโll get a reaction out of you; heโll do it.
๐ ต๐๐: Almost everything reminds him of you ๐ญ๐ญ He somehow finds a way to correlate something with something youโve said, done, etc.
๐ ต๐๐:ย Lovesย neck kisses; he loves the adrenaline it gives him.
๐ ต๐๐: Likes to shower/bathe with you โน3 Seeing you lean into his palm while he's washing your hair makes him melt.
๐ ต๐๐: One of his soft spots is seeing you wear his clothes !!
๐ ต๐๐: Loves to whisper sweet nothings into your ear โน3 Some promiscuous, some not. . . Heโll also nibble on and kiss your earlobe to provoke a reaction, hehe.
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๐ ต๐๐: Hello, one Thoma, please !!
๐ ต๐๐: You see his title !! Heโs very much a protector !! And a good one at that.
๐ ต๐๐: 1000% husband material, quite literally the definition of it. Yes, he do the cooking; yes, he do the cleaning!!1!1 (nicki minjaj. . .)
๐ ต๐๐: Has talked you up SO much to both the Kamisato siblings. Ayaka has grown to adore you โน3
she was actually the one who gave him his final push to confess to you since he was feeling unsure!
๐ ต๐๐: Worries excessively about you. He checks up on you mentally and physically 24/7.
๐ ต๐๐: And if youโre not feeling well, youโre damn right if you think heโd drop anything he was doing to make sure you started feeling better.
๐ ต๐๐: That said, he is the best person to go to if youโre feeling sick !! He has the best remedies and always ensures your comfort.
๐ ต๐๐: Ayaka once asked him if he wanted to start a family with you; he talked for an entire hour on the subject. . .
๐ ต๐๐: If you were to fall (and/or) need help reaching something, heโd laugh at you first before actually helping you โน/33
๐ ต๐๐: โHoney/hon,โ โ(my) love,โ โlovebug,โ and โsweetheart.โ
โSweetheart! I saw the strangest thing today while I was out grocery shopping! I saw a guy who looked almost identical to me! The same hair and everything! Although, he dressed kind of oddly for Inazuma. . . Maybe you knew him? I didnโt ask his name. . .โ
๐ ต๐๐: If someone were to flirt with him, heโd find a way to rope you into the conversation. EX: โOh, you think my eyes are pretty? Ahah, thank you! My significant other, (NAME), always tells me that they remind them of calla lilies. They really are the sweetest. . . Say, do you want me to introduce them to you? Iโm sure theyโd love to meet you. . .โ
๐ ต๐๐: Loves to take care of you! whether or not the care is needed. he loves stuff like brushing your hair, cooking for you, showering/bathing with you, etc. . .
๐ ต๐๐: Isnโt a very jealous type unless the person is actively getting closer to you (in proximity.) However, he cannot stand people making you uncomfortable, so will always butt in when needed (:
a particular case, though, is whenever Ayato gets a little too friendly with you, LMAO. he does it just to tease Thoma.
๐ ต๐๐: Always gently scolds you whenever you get yourself injured or in trouble.
๐ ต๐๐: Doesnโt really initiate PDA but will always indulge it if you wanted !!
๐ ต๐๐: You are so engraved in his schedule that he finds it harder to sleep without you by him.
๐ ต๐๐: Arguments arenโt too common, but that makes them worse when they do happen. He always feels incredibly guilty and tries to make it up immediately the following day โน//3 He cannot stand to see you so upset. Sobs
๐ ต๐๐: Always tugs you at his side whenever youโre wandering too far or whenever he senses youโre about to get yourself into trouble.
๐ ต๐๐: Remembers everything you like and everything you donโt. In fact, he remembers just about everything you say to him. ๐ญ
๐ ต๐๐: Can and will listen to you talk for hours if thatโs what you wanted (and/or) needed.
๐ ต๐๐: Always puts others' arguments about you to a quick stop, wherever it be arguing with him or you. Nobody talks bad about the love of his life, smh.
๐ ต๐๐: Gives you every type of lesson out there. Cooking, cleaning, knitting, you name it. You have no reason to worry if youโre struggling with either one of those things.
๐ ต๐๐: KNITS !! YOU !! MATCHING !! BLANKETS !! AND !! SWEATERS !!
๐ ต๐๐: Lots of visits to see the dogs and cats !! You guys gave them all personalities and backstories.
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Another headcanon round! How would Astarion, Gale, and Gortash respond to their lover getting sick?
ASTARION
he definitely thinks youโre overreacting at first ๐น๐น heโll say stuff like โstop being a baby ๐ itโs just a small coldโ OR he treats you like youโre radioactive because heโs scared of catching it himself ๐น but once he realizes itโs serious i feel like heโs lowkey so sweetโฆ. he doesnโt know which herbs will soothe your stomach ache or the best ways to bring your fever down but he tries so hard ๐ญโค๏ธ bless his heart for real. he worries about you SO MUCH MORE than he lets on. heโll consistently check on how youโre feeling or ask you what you need. once youโre back in good health he absolutely teases you with shit like โyou would have died without meโ LMFAO (the correct response is to tease him back about what an anxiety-ridden mess he was)
GALE
SOUP. SO MUCH SOUP ๐น๐น๐น he is 100% convinced that a good bowl of soup ALONE will cure anythingโ as long as he makes it. he takes your illness with a lot of grace actually, i feel like thatโs because he knows exactly what to do. he kind of turns into a doting mother ๐น. will make sure you stay comfortable, well-fed, and always get your medicine on time. at first itโs really niceโ itโll have you wishing you got sick more often lmao. although i do think he can get a bit overbearing with it. like he doesnโt really believe you when you say youโre feeling better. you have to prove to him youโre fine, and even then heโll give you some skeptical glances ๐น donโt even think about casually coughing or sneezing around him either, you better hold it back for dear life
GORTASH
he personally wonโt take care of you (heโs pretty busy) but will make sure his servants arenโt lacking for even a SECOND. youโre getting around the clock care iโm talking massages, meals in bed, hell even entertainment ๐น๐น you want a puppet show? boom. three seconds later people are scrambling to put together a puppet show like their lives depend on it (it does). it honestly doesnโt matter how sick you actually are, he always wants you at the best that you can be, so you WILL be getting top-notch treatment no matter what ๐น he comes to check on you multiple times a day and will make sure you donโt have any complaints lol. unless youโre extremely ill heโs not super concerned, only because heโs confident in his ability to keep his staff in shape ๐น๐น
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All I can think about is your toxic husband ghost. Like what are they gonna do now?? Is ghost going to move out?? Is she going to force him out?? Or will she leave with the kids?? This man better get his groveling hat on cause he's got some begging to do LMAO
oh heโs definitely a fucking twat and puts up a fight about signing the papers. he swears up and down that heโs going to change! heโll get on his hands and knees and beg you for just one more chance to prove he can be how he used to be.
youโre stubborn and say โabsolutely fucking notโ and so he hits you with โalright then, how do you plan on moving out when youโve not got any moneyโ and oh shit! you forgot about the fact that serving the papers was not the only hurdle. simon would definitely hold this over you head and use it as a way to keep you from actually leaving.
you two work out a deal where he has to sleep in the guest bedroom (youโre momma of course you get to keep the primary room to yourself) and you tell simon he has to figure out how to work less because you want to start working again - youโre gonna need a ton more money than your measly savings if you plan to get your own place. simon is not very keen on this idea. what do you mean he should work less? youโre good at being home with the kids and heโs good at barking orders and blowing heads off. thatโs just the way it works. you annoyingly remind him that if he wants you to even consider rescinding the divorce idea he has to actually make real sacrifices for the family.
youโre torn on the decision of custody with simon. you hate the idea of going to court and making this process any more painful, but you donโt feel comfortable just leaving your kids in the hands of simon for long periods of time and you not being there (a clear reason you definitely should not be married to this man anymore). you also donโt want your kids to know anything is wrong but also toddlers are more perceptive than they seem.
iโm not sure any amount of groveling could fix this disaster of a marriage, but maybe if simon tried hard enough, youโd entertain the split second of a thought about fixing things with him.
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Who are you in their eyes? (PAC)
๐ญHow does your friend, partner, crush, colleague, family member, or anyone in your mind view you? REMINDER! This is a general reading & purely their perception of you, take what resonates.
โจHow to select your pile?โจ
1. Slow your breathing, taking deep inhales. Focus on feeling present in your environment.
2. Looking from left to right, use your intuition to pick the pile meant for you (what you connect most with.)
3. Doesn't resonate? No worries! Pick another, it's message may be just right for you.
!!For Entertainment Purposes Only!!
Pile 1 -> Pile 2
Pile 3 -> Pile 4
๐Pile 1 ;
Cards: 8 of Wands, Queen of Swords, Queen of Pentacles, King of Pentacles, 6 of Cups
The person in your mind could be someone from your past, perhaps a childhood friend, a classmate, or a family member. If not from your past, either you or them remind each other of a person you guys used to know, maybe they even perform a hobby you dropped, just something from the past. There is a lot of nostalgia here, and the reason why is because they possibly watched you grow up, or knew you from the past and reconnected again in the future, and they are shocked by how well you seem to be doing. The first thing I heard is "I'm so proud of you." They think you are somewhat of a go-getter, and most certainly financially stable. They perceive you as someone who invested a lot of time and effort in developing yourself. This energy feels so nice! They just think you're super mature, that you handle problems well, you're emotionally mature, etc. You just have your shit together, according to them. You may be able to "feel like a kid again", and overall have a lot of fun with this person, and they think the same. It's giving the vibe of "Wow, it's been that long, huh?" Overall, what they think of you is purely positive, and pretty lighthearted!
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๐Pile 2 ;
Cards: 3 of swords, 10 of swords, Page of wands, Queen of Pentacles , 8 of Swords
They think you're STRONG. From perception, they think that you've gone through something completely heartbreaking and life-changing, then brushed off your knees and got going again. They think you have such a strong demeanor, like I'm hearing "After all that?" They sense that you've gone through something transformative, like they see that spark in your eyes to use your heartbreak as a reason to strive. This could be letting go of old habits and past traumas. They are honestly baffled how you can keep going. They think you endured a lot emotionally, or resurfaced from a pretty dark place. You're pretty financially okay to them, or near the path to being there. This person could actually be someone that helped you as you were going through your struggles, providing an opportunity for you. You're like a go-getter, not settling for anything other than what you deserve.
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๐Pile 3 ;
Cards: Temperance, Page of Pentacles, 7 of Pentacles, 3 of Pentacles, The Emperor, Ace of Swords
The person you're thinking about may be a mentor, a teacher, or someone with experience and influence that gives you a lot of inspiration. I get very strongly that they passed down some intellect to you. They think you're starting out in a new field, but already low-key mastering it lmao. You're going to be pretty bloody quick to succeed. To them, you are pretty focused on yourself, perhaps focusing greatly on aligning your career to your passions, and working hard in all aspects of your life. I'm hearing "They have a lot of potential." so they view you as a person with a lot of skills and expect you to quickly master anything new. They think you are well-rounded and leading a pretty average lifestyle, actually. They think that you're certainly passionate, but not dreaming very big for your future. You're a balanced person in their eyes, very reliable. At first, they would think you're shy or socially awkward haha. They might even be shocked at your progress, like you'll outdo the master!
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๐Pile 4 ;
Cards: 2 of Cups, Queen of Pentacles, Queen of Wands, Wheel of Fortune.
While shuffling your cards, a bunch flew out super quick! This person would form a strong opinion of you upon first meeting you, and if you know this person closely already, they would be quick to answer if someone asks what they think of you. You are someone that would've stood out for them, even in mind. They perceive you as someone sociable, seeing you around other people very often. They think you have a stable income or can afford to be leisurely and have fun, and that you were born privileged. They think you're pretty lucky tbh, I'm hearing "They won in life". I'm getting a vibe that this person may be insecure about their assets, or at least need to develop themselves emotionally. They think they are out of your league, and that you are going to be veryyyy different from them, like a whole different level. They think that you've got good habits, they idolize you a bit imho. Looking past that, they think that both you and them have a lot to learn from each other. They think you're steady in life, while also fun-loving. This could be a romantic interest, but this also applied well for platonic relationships!
~~๐ You reached the end of the reading, 'till next time!
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๐คฒPlease rant to us about the Guard Dog AU
Well ok, if you say so, Anon! ๐๐
So this is me being very indulgent Menace once again, and I'm sure you'll notice a pattern with me when it comes to themes and tropes I lean towards. LMAO ๐(Also this is in the very early rough concept stage so things might get tweaked with time!)
BUT ANYWAYS, so very futuristic city!! I'm talkin' like Akira/Cyberpunk 2077/Ghost In The Shell/etc style where it's very dense, neon lights everywhere, hologram ads, advanced technology, the works.
FazCo. is in the entertainment industry, but not the kid-friendly kind. They've found that the creature pit fighting scene has been a big hit globally and wanted to cash in on the big profits. Lots of rich people like to host and sponsor these matches typically and attendees are able to place bets. So Fazco. started to develop several of their own homemade creatures to throw into the ring.
A lot of these creatures typically have one to two human handlers who represent them and are in charge of taking care of them, training them, escorting them within the venues, basically everything. It pays well enough, but there is also the very real danger of their assigned creature killing them so it's a high risk job.
These creatures vary in all shapes and sizes. (Though typically they're much, much bigger than humans.) Some are organically lab made, some are organic but have technological augmentations, others are purely robotic. As long as they're able to fight and entice a crowd, that's all that matters.
Sun and Moon are unique within this world. They're partially organic, but heavily augmented, (so kind of a cyborg type of thing) which is nothing new, but their 'brain' is completely robotic and allows them to switch between their duel A.I.s.
Fazco.'s idea for them was basically 'why not have a creature that can switch up their fighting style at a moments notice to keep the opponent on their toes?' without really thinking of the consequences of that. :) (And the only way you can tell which is which is their subtle eye change (and demeanor but eyes are the easiest). Double white for Sun, double red for Moon, and their ace up their sleeve, red and white for both aka Eclipse.)
Y/N decides to apply for the handler job. (The previous handlers all had unfortunate accidents but they don't have to know that.) They know what they're getting into and risks involved but really they're only in it for the money. They'd like to get out of their shithole of a neighborhood and being able to travel is a nice perk, so eh why not. They don't have any real self preservation so as long as they're enjoying the ride that's all that matters to them.
Cue them actually getting to know Sun and Moon over time and 'oops I've become attached and man...this life must suck for them...I'm gonna pull a Free Willy. :)' But not without numerous fights in between, lots of danger with the wrong people, near death situations, etc etc first. And Sun and Moon getting attached themselves with time and being a big ol' guard dog. (And maybe a little tiny bit of love between em cause that's the monster fucker in me talking. LMAO)๐
But yeah that's all I got!! I'm happy to see and hear y'all are so interested in this AU so far!! ๐
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