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momowho34 · 3 years

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Time for another naruto au post that so long and complicated it might aswell be a fic in and of itself. Why am I like this :,) Naruto au where Itachi runs away from the village with Sasuke in tow and doesn’t leave him behind. Also Itachi is a little older then a teenager because it makes more sense. Buckle up this is a long one.

Itachi refuses to kill his family and runs to warn them but when he gets there everybody’s dead except for Sasuke, (who witnessed the whole thiNG OOPSY-) so he takes him and runs for their lives.

Itachi joins the akatsuki but uhhhhh now there’s a four year old tagging along and Itachi’s too scary for anybody to mention it.

Imagine the fluff and angst potential with the akatsuki oooooof there’s so much omg

At first they all think it’s super annoying but within like two days they would all gladly die for this kid. Seriously they were pretty sure their hearts were made of stone at this point but apparently not.

Kisame is surprisingly really good with kids, partly because he appears fairly calm on the outside without being too standoffish so Sasuke likes him best. Also Kisame could happily play peek-a-boo for the rest of his life he likes the small things

Kakazu is awful with kids but sasuke likes him anyway and he hates it (not really) Hidan.... really doesn’t know what to do. He’s never cared about another person in his life, okay? He kind of wants to kill the small child but he knows Itachi would steal his fucking knee caps and bury him at the bottom of the ocean so he doesn’t even mention it ever

Sasori is the mom when Itachi isn’t around. They would all feed him candy until he fucking died if Sasori didn’t stop that. Sasori is also the one to go “oh my GOD Deidara you can’t dare him to climb that mountain he could fall and hit his head no I don’t care about that deidaRA HE IS SEVEN YEARS OLD ITACHI IS GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN HE GETS HOME MARK MY WORDS—“

Tobi likes to blame all of his mistakes on Sasuke as a joke. Also they all teach Sasuke bits of their fighting styles so he becomes even more formidable and all of them are kind of freaked out by how quickly he masters their techniques

When he’s too young to tag along on missions he has to stay with Konan and Pain. He really values Konan because she’s really the only one of them who treats him like a person instead of a stupid child that needs protection.

“He costs too much,” Kakazu says. “He shouldn’t be here, what about how much it costs for him to stay with us” all while consistently finding room in the budget to get the kid anything and everything even though he’s fairly low maintenance to take care of

When Itachi arrives, everybody tries to disregard the rumors paired with Sasuke being there. Because of Itachi’s overall demeanor and Sasuke’s refusal to talk about it, they assume that he killed his family but didn’t kill his little brother for some reason

...And then Sasuke starts having nightmares. Like loud, screaming and crying in the middle of the night nightmares. Every time it happens, Itachi wakes up, calm and collected, and holds him until he falls asleep again. They all start having doubts about Itachi really killing his family.

Itachi doesn’t really hold a grudge against Konoha, but he didn’t see the whole family die like Sasuke did. Sasuke wants revenge, and he’s dead set on it.

Okay yeah but what abt the actual plot and stuff??? Don’t worry I’m there.

So a while later after that during Naruto’s three year journey (which he still takes with Jiraiya because he needs training to fight Orochimaru who is still a big threat btw) he meets this weird black haired kid staying at the same hotel he is.

Turns out they’ve both got caretakers who are absent (Jiraiya’s at a brothel somewhere and Kisame and Itachi are off killing some guy) which sucks so they bond over that and compare abilities and beat the shit out of eachother a little and develop a mini rival complex all of that but then

“Wow you’re so cool! You fight just like a ninja! You should come back with me!” Naruto laughs one day. Sasuke asks “Back to where?” And Naruto’s like “back to the leaf village of course! I’m a leaf village ninja, I’m out here training with my sensei! I forgot that I left my headband in the room, I can show it to you.” But Sasuke just gets really pale and runs off and Naruto doesn’t see him for the rest of the trip.

He thought he’d never see him again but then Sasuke gets separated from the Akatsuki members reeeaaaallly far away from their base and Konoha. As he’s trying to figure out what to do, a certain ninja crew happens to be in town. Naruto is like “omfg I know this kid!!!!!!!! Hey Sasuke!!!!! Hey Sasukeeeee!!!!!”

Sasuke is like o-o but then he starts to consider his options. If anybody figures out about his sharingan, he’s straight up fucked. His eyes are gone, he probably gets murdered. Naruto is like “what r u doing here????” And sasuke spins a fairly convincing story

He’s like “oh yeah and I know my way around this place so I can help you out could I maybe seek asylum in your village maybe??? I could be helpful” just so he can head in the general direction of Konoha and hopefully get closer to his base along the way.

So Kakashi begrudgingly agrees and Sasuke tries not to burn alive because he’s in the general proximity of leaf soldiers that he fucking hates and he will not grow attached to any of them at all no siree, not at all, no way!

Sasuke begins to grow close to them, of course. Sai and Sasuke do goth shenanigans and he fights with Naruto and tries to get Sakura to leave him alone (what is up with her why is she being so weird?)

Oh bonus angst: Tobi used to talk in his sleep sometimes, and at some point Sasuke drops “those who break the rules are scum, but those who leave their friends behind are worse then scum” casually and Kakashi almost has a full blown panic attack.

This is when he first realizes something is seriously up with this kid; and his first name sounds... familiar. His suspicions are just suspicions until they run into Orochimaru. Now Orochimaru could just out Sasuke as akatsuki, instead he plays with his feelings a little bit. He keeps saying things like “how does it feel to fight on the same side as your enemies for once?” And “have you forgotten already?” They defeat him without Sasuke revealing his sharingan but the jig is up in Kakashi’s mind.

Kakashi doesn’t quite connect the dots; but he’s almost there. Whoever this kid is, they’re coming back to the village for sure. It’s the safest thing to do. Meanwhile the Akatsuki are freaking out. Itachi is unhinged and almost grieving, they have no idea where Sasuke could be. The team is out in full force; including Tobi

And you know, Obito doesn’t care. He shouldn’t care, nothing matters in this false reality. It just doesn’t. Tobi might have given a shit about Sasuke, but Tobi isn’t real. He’s just a front, Tobi doesn’t exist. So why is he looking so hard for this stupid kid that he shouldn’t give a shit about? Obito convinces himself it’s just a front, it’s just part of Tobi’s act, but it’s not. What’s happening to him? Why is starting to feel things now, so deep into the plan?

Annnnnndddd that’s as far as I got with it lmao. That’s still pretty fucking far tho

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boredstudent-blog · 7 years

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KakuSaku Month 2017, First Week “He desperately needed to breathe/Smut Monday: Breathe/Whisper

Summary: Kakashi has social anxiety, and Sakura helps him through a bad panic attack.

KakuSaku,

Rated M for mature. Sex and swearing, folks. Read and enjoy!

Kakashi Hatake was widely considered a cool, level-headed guy. He could give orders during intense battles with highly skilled enemy ninja while keeping track of three highly emotional pre-teens, he was very good difficult political situations, and he could bear witness to one of Tsunade-kage’s full-blown tantrums and survive. Over his busy career as a shinobi, he’d been poisoned, lost his eye, burned, tortured, and was even dead for a little while. In his life, he had lost his best friends, his father, and countless friends and lovers, nearly all of which had died in front of him, or who he found dead later. Most people believed he was a man of ice and steel, cool and hard to break.

What most people did not realize was that Kakashi had horrible social anxiety. Not even his closest friends knew about it, as he was so good at emulating calm, cool, and collected. The reason why he had told Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura he hated them after Naruto’s prank on him at their first meeting was partially due to his social anxiety. He had temporarily forgotten his role and let his anger seep through. He hated having to make decisions, and that was part of the reason why he was always late, especially to meetings where he knew he was expected to lead or make some decision. It was also why his lies were so terrible when he was late, as he panicked when put on the spot, especially if the person questioning him was loud and obnoxious about bringing attention to his lateness. Social situations made him nervous to the point that he was often sick to the stomach and clammy-skinned afterwards, and sometimes he even had panic attacks where he felt like he couldn’t breathe, that his lungs had stopped working and seemed to be shriveling into useless, dead organs.

One such panic attack occurred during Kakashi and Sakura’s first date. He’d spent weeks trying to figure out how to ask her out and talk himself into asking her out, and it ended with her holding his head in her lap outside of the movie theater while he tried to control his breathing and calm down. He was so embarrassed and was so scared that she must have been embarrassed too, but her smile never faltered, and her gentle hands never stopped moving in his hair as his breathing evened out. When he finally sat up and started to apologize, but Sakura interrupted him.

“It’s okay. Next time you feel a panic attack coming on, let me know and we’ll sit and breathe together.”

Kakashi felt blessed and perplexed at the same time. He’d expected her to be exasperated or frustrated with him, but she was calm and serene, and didn’t treat him any differently than she had when he finally got brave enough to ask her out.

A couple of months into their relationship, Sakura gave Kakashi the spare key to her house and asked him to look after her plants while she was gone on a month-long mission. Kakashi was pleased to have earned her trust, and faithfully visited her apartment a couple of times a week to carefully water and prune her cacti, avocado tree, and her small herb garden. One day, Kakashi was spraying an organic pesticide he had made at his place on the avocado tree. He had opened the windows of the small house and could hear voices from inside. He set down the bottle and went in the backdoor, excited to see his girlfriend for the first time in almost a month.

“So, then he slurps his noodles all loud, right in front of the daimyo and his wife and kids. Then, he says with this full fucking mouth, “This is so good, thank you for the delicious meal,” like an idiot, and he just slops and spits food everywhere. I mean, I get that he was starving, but fuck, you don’t eat like that in public.”

Kakashi stopped in the threshold of the back doorway as laughter bubbled from inside the house.

“Well, it’s your fault for choosing him, Forehead. You know how obnoxious he is,” he heard Ino say between giggles. How did the Lightening Daimyo react?”

“Oh, he was completely shocked. His wife was furious because he slopped half of his food onto the tablecloth she had bought just a week before. And that wasn’t even the worst of it. The second course were these spicy dumplings with a koregusu sauce. He mistakes the little ramekin of sauce for a drink and chugs it down, then slams the ramekin down. I literally watched it shatter as he yells,” Fuck that’s so hot!” He was so loud that the maids could hear it in the damn kitchen two floors down.”

“Oh, shit!” Ino exclaimed, laughing. “I mean, I cuss, but I know when to cuss. I have never been so embarrassed. He didn’t even apologize!”

“Wow, what a mess.”

Kakashi stood there, shocked. When had he done this? He thought back to one of their missions together to the Land of Lightening, but couldn’t remember the last time they’d been there together. Then again, that wasn’t really the point. Was he really that embarrassing? Had his table manners really been that bad? And why didn’t she tell him? Did she not mean it when she told him he wasn’t embarrassing? He leaned against the door, feeling his stomach flip and his breathing speed up, to the point that he was getting dizzy from lack of air. He closed his eyes, trying to calm down. He desperately wanted to breathe…

“I’ll see you next weekend, Ino. Thanks for talking to me about that idiot,” Kakashi heard Sakura say. The sound of the front door closing followed quickly. How long had he been standing there? Did she know he was there? What if she found him here and got mad?

“Why is the back door—Kakashi?”

He jumped and stared at her, chest heaving. Within seconds, he found himself sitting on one of the garden chairs, his cheek pressed up against Sakura’s chest. She rubbed his back and shoulders gently.

“Hey, it’s okay. You’re okay. You haven’t done anything wrong. Breathe with me.”

Kakashi and Sakura stayed like that for several minutes. He just listened to her even heartbeat, feeling her lungs fill and deflate slowly. His own breathing eventually came to match hers, and when it did, he carefully pulled away. Sakura smiled at him.

“Better?”

“Yeah,” he replied softly. He didn’t meet her eyes, and she frowned in response.

“What’s wrong? And don’t try to tell me that nothing is wrong.”

“I… I heard you two talking,” Kakashi said, bowing his head. “I didn’t mean to. I’m sorry. And I’m sorry I did those things and that I was so embarrassing to you.”

“What? No, I wasn’t talking about you. Honey, I just got back from a diplomatic mission, remember? Naruto was my partner for the whole thing. I thought it would be a clever idea for him to learn about diplomacy. Boy, was I right. He really needs to take a lesson on manners. Maybe two! I wasn’t talking about you at all.”

Kakashi looked at her for a moment and blushed—he was thankful that most of his face was hidden behind his mask.

“Oh. I’m sorry…. I didn’t mean to eavesdrop.”

“I’m not mad, honey. The only thing I am upset about is that you had another panic attack. Have you thought about getting some help?”

Kakashi blanched and stood, walking quickly across the yard, as though he could put space between himself and the very idea of getting help.

“No,” he said. “I know what the problem is… I’ve been this way since my dad died. I’m not going to go and get help for something I’ve learned to deal and can live with.”

“Kakashi, this issue has a negative impact on your life, regardless of how you’ve learned to live with it, regardless of its cause. Please at least consider it,” she told him, taking his hands in hers.

“Okay,” Kakashi said after a moment. “Will… if I go, will you come with me?”

“Of course,” Sakura replied brightly.

“Thank you.”

With that, Kakashi hesitantly pulled Sakura to the little garden she had. He showed her the spray bottle, and explained that he had noticed some tomato worms and ants crawling all over the avocado tree and eating the leaves. He didn’t want her to come home to a leafless tree, and so he had done a bit of research and found a homemade pesticide that wasn’t made with chemicals. Sakura was delighted in his work and kissed him in response. Afterwards, the pair went back into Sakura’s house. She sat at the kitchen table and told him about her and Naruto’s mission to the Land of Lightening while Kakashi made tea for her.

Kakashi relished in these moments, when he could just listen to Sakura. He loved her sense of humor and the way she told stories, especially ones from her life. She told them so well, he sometimes felt he was right there, watching her watch Naruto make an idiot about himself, or watching her enjoy the thunderstorms they traveled through on their way in and out of the Land of Lightening. He could almost taste the smokiness of the fish she had caught and cooked when they camped for the night, and if he tried hard enough, he imagined he could feel the heat of the fire against his toes…

“Are you okay?” She asked quietly when she noticed the faraway look in his eyes.

“Yeah, sorry. I just… I missed you.”

Sakura smiled, set her cup down, and moved from her seat to Kakashi’s lap. Kakashi leaned back in his seat to accommodate her more easily, and put down his own cup, wrapping his arm around her hip.

“I missed you, too,” She said, kissing him briefly through his mask before using two fingers to gently pull it down. She kissed his mouth, leaning her body into his. Kakashi smiled against her, kissing her back and wrapping his other arm around her, pulling her flush against him. Sakura opened her mouth, blowing gently on Kakashi’s lips. He opened them and allowed her tongue entry. Sakura moaned lightly as his arms tightened around her waist.

The couple made out for several minutes, hands roaming and fingers pressing at sensitive spots on one another’s bodies. Sakura pulled back long enough to remove her shirt and chest wrappings, making Kakashi sigh with appreciation. He gazed at her breasts for a moment, and Sakura giggled.

“Oh, is that how I get your attention? I flash you?” she teased.

“It works for most straight guys, love,” Kakashi replied dryly, cupping her tits in his hands, thumbs ghosting over her nipples. Sakura cooed and arched her back slightly, then began pulling of his flak jacket and shirt. Kakashi sighed, pinching her nipples lightly with his forefingers and thumbs.

“We should move.”

“Agreed.”

The pair found themselves on the couch in the living room, Sakura naked on the couch, and Kakashi between Sakura’s legs, kissing her inner thighs. Sakura leaned back against the couch cushions, sighing deeply, spreading her legs open a bit further to accommodate her boyfriend. Kakashi drew back a moment and lightly blew on her clitoris, making Sakura gasp and twitch. He smiled, then began gently licking her, using the fingers of one hand to spread her open, making it easier for Kakashi’s tongue to touch her sensitive core. Sakura moaned and closed her eyes, relishing in the pleasure her boyfriend was giving her. After several moments, her back arched and her eyes popped open.

“I’m … Kakashi, slow down. I’m so close! Ah!”

Kakashi smirked and continued, one hand loosening his pants and pushing them down to lessen the pressure in his groin.

Sakura tensed and cried out in orgasm, her body arching and relaxing several times in quick succession before it calmed. Kakashi pulled off his pants and underwear and sat on the couch next to her, pulling her into his lap until she straddled his thighs, facing him.

Sakura reached down and grasped Kakashi between their bodies, guiding him to her entrance. He thrust upwards, filling her in one hard stroke. Sakura moaned as Kakashi gasped at the feel of her wetness, hot and tight around him. Slowly, Sakura began to move, pushing with her feet against the couch cushions to raise and lower herself down. Kakashi gripped her hips and lifted her up and down on his cock, developing a rhythm quickly. Sakura moaned as his head ducked forward and he blew on her nipples carefully, one after the other. Faster and faster they moved together, the room filling with the sounds of their lovemaking. Kakashi shook and his toes curled.

“Sakura… I can’t hold back. Ah!”

The couple came together, gasping and crying out. After several moments of trying to catch his breath, Kakashi pulled her from him and laid down on the couch with Sakura curled against his side. Sakura shivered and pulled the blanket draped on the back of the couch over their nude bodies. Both were breathing heavily in the afterglow, and Kakashi pressed his chest against her back, relishing in feeling the muscles behind her lungs move in and out, loving that their bodies were so synced. Within fifteen minutes, the couple was out. Both were breathing deeply and calmly, uncaring of any issues they had before, or would have later.

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