#I can’t have garlic

[milyas-girlblogging-era]

i feel so bad for vampires like i would be evil too if i couldn’t eat garlic bread that’s so fucking sad. what a miserable existence omg.

#i guess when you think about it #gluten free people are like irl vampires #they can’t have garlic bread either #twilight #wait no twilight vampires can have garlic im pretty sure #castlevania #astarion baldur’s gate 3 #um #vampire hunter d #idk other vampire media #WAIT #literally #dracula #the novel #by bram stoker

[coconut530]

PAPERTEETH WT OG BY @wulvert OUT TODAY!! GO GIVE IT SOME LOVE!

#Paperteeth #Paperteeth Webtoon #Webtoon #6 #this is the first actual WT OG I have that’s labeled as a comedy #Which I usually tend to avoid bc I get embarrassed by comedies but it’s fine because I just love this one #It just makes me laugh every time #Wulvert is a master of their craft #Like I just -think- about it and I start laughing #Anyway yeah so excited to add this to the Monday lineup! CANVAS SQUAD UNITE #I found wulvert through TRIPTRACK which is equally hilarious but then I saw this was gonna be an OG so I binged it #It’s so hilarious and adorable #Avery Scarlet Agnes the cat The Barbeque (TM) The Garlic Bread I can’t #I can’t wait for Garlic Bread arc (no it f**king isn’t still CRACKS ME UP DUDE) #— is something I never thought I’d say #Like the other day I said “should I take my bagel into the darkness” and I haven’t been the same this is the same vibe #ANYWAY very excited to add another goth lesbian couple to my pile of… 2 other… couples… #Annabel & Lenore Valentine & Emilia Avery & Scarlet there they are hahahhaha #Go read paperteeth and give urself a laugh ❤️🖤

[dwtdog]

i’m making garlic bread do u want some

yes pls :33

#cq.asks #om nom nom i love garlic bread #sorry to any vampires that u can’t have any :/

[museenkuss]

Hi ladies have you heard of putting garlic in dishes? Game changer.

#I’m so serious #my mother HATES garlic (unless it’s in food she eats outside of the home where she magically rarely notices it) #so my father was never allowed to cook with it and I had a trained on fear of it #when I got older my father and me would sometimes sneakily eat garlic #like I remember when we went shopping and bought a loaf of garlic bread (organic stone oven) and just kept nibbling at it #until we’d devoured the whole thing. just full on shamelessly wolving down garlic bread while standing in the street #and then we got a headache. #nowadays whenever I go out to eat and come back smelling like garlic hes all 👀 ohhh garlic??? #anyhow. he put a herb mix into my salad and there’s garlic in there #and I was all WOW best salad ever?! :0 #🦪.txt #also I’m being a little unfair to her. she can’t have garlic bc it’s not good for her I think? #but her attitude has become so hostile and grossed out towards it. which is mean.

[mychemicalroadworkahead]

Love waking up at 4 am sick as hell and being able to pinpoint exactly what you ate that is making you sick. Hahaha fml

#frank writes words #it was ground beef #list of random shit I can’t have #garlic #kiwi #red meat #that’s all that I know of at least

[jojendreams]

did anyone else think that eyk’s scars looked the way scars from some werewolf’s horror films do?

#what if garlic guy on the ship knew smth #don’t have any idea how this could work though #anyway eyk surely looked hot #1899 #1899 netflix #1899 spoilers #eyk larsen #I know you can’t make everything in the show have a meaning and garlic guy was probably here to show some faith of sorts #after dark I had tons of things I wanted to make sense but still was amazed how the main plot worked so well #so having crazy theories out of nothing is fun

[nukebag]

holodetz is actually disgusting, can’t believe my parents out here eating glorified cat food

what is this abomination

#food rant #food #slavic #slav #actually yuck #last time my parents made homemade holodetz they accidentally put waayyyy too much garlic #not even my cat would eat it 😭 #I still get nightmares from being made to eat this #‘you can’t knock it till your try it’ no. That is cat food. I am not a cat #worst of all is that it doesn’t even have the same feel as sweet jelly #it has more of a semi runny snot texture 😭

[sepulchritude]

We make fun jokes about “my tummy hurts but I’m being so brave about it” but I have a hard time laughing about them sometimes bc actually if the devil appeared in front of me and said I could be free from all of my GI troubles at the price of killing a man for him I’d [redacted]

#[vent tags incoming] #6 strawberries should NOT be able to wreck my shop so severely #they’re STRAWBERRIES #fuck this shit #and it’s like #i’m a good boy i make sure i don’t eat gluten or garlic or onion or high fructose corn syrup or dairy or beans or most fruits or most nuts o #and i switched to meds that don’t work as well because adderall was also a problem and i limit weed and alcohol for the same reason #but i eat ToO mAnY sTrAwBeRrIeS one morning and i have to leave dinner (still haven’t eaten) with my friends (embarrassing) #to sit in the bathroom (bad time) for over an hour (an HOUR) and i still haven’t eaten! #fuck this shit!! #god damn!! #i’ve had to become practically an expert in this area of food science just to feed myself #and i STILL can’t reliably go more than a week or two without having some kind of issues #and people ask me if this is a ‘forever thing’ and wow i feel sooo bad for you that you can’t have gluten :(( #and oh your food looks so *grimace* …healthy (: #and ‘why did you bring your own food’ and ‘can you eat at this restaurant?’ (i can’t) #fuck! god damn! #fucking anyway. i’m gonna try (again) to eat something #might delete later #sepulchritudinous #fodmap stuff

[theforesteldritch]

I had a shower and a got myself a little sandwich as a treat and I feel almost ok again peace and love on earth

#moth rambles #i have to cook dinner tho and it’s hot out and I rlly don’t want to cook in the kitchen rn #And I also can’t make stir fry the way I want it because my mom can’t eat garlic and also my younger brother can’t stand any spice #But oh well

[deus-ex-mona]

✨same energy✨

#instant food collab ads are always funny lmaoooooo #i’m sadded that i couldn’t find mona’s instant curry rice at the store just now though :( sadded #really sadded :(((( time to order it online ig… sads :( #though i did try some of the flavours from the pjsekai cup noodles thing lol #kanade’s original flavour: comes with dried prawns for some reason. tastes weird. hard pass. #saki’s cheese curry: REALLY REALLY GOOD OK. COSMOSPICE REAL. I EAT IT ALL THE TIME NOW. THANKS SAKI— #robonene’s garlic tonkotsu: pretty good too!! though i advise against eating it if you have covid. it makes your throat worse lol #i didn’t try the rest bc i don’t like seafood + i can’t tolerate spicy food that well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ cheese curry is the best though #so aaaaaa i really wanna try the curry meshi instant rice :((( time to hit all of the japanese supermarkets and h o p e for the best— #mixed fandom friday… maybe?

[thestormypetrelofcrime]

being on increased testosterone and the “fuck around and find out” phase of the low FODMAP diet at the same time is has to be a circle of hell

it’s 5 am and I am both horribly nauseous and ravenously hungry

#but on the bright side I think I’m really close to having this diet figured out #I just can’t have any food that brings me joy #ok but actually it’s just fructans that have been ruining my life #and fructose and lactose to a lesser extent #I miss garlic so fucking much #also I recently realized I cannot have matcha #anyway sorry just needed to bitch into the void

[wayfaringmuslimah]

Me when I see my mum bringing me an ancient remedy filled with garlic to help me with covid

#shookth #ngl I’m not the easiest to look after when I’m sick I literally will refuse everything and sit in my room dying #but one thing I can’t stand is raw garlic m8 I rather have covid twice

[athetos]

Customer of the year was this woman from 2,000 miles away who was so satisfied with her order that she looked up pizzerias near our store and ordered us 3 extra large pies for lunch. Every other customer needs to get on her level.

#the garlic and ham one was so fucking good #she didn’t even get just cheese pizzas she got 3 diff meat ones #ham + garlic… mushroom + pepperoni… upside down with sausage… #I want to marry her #saving… do not turn off power #i wish I could take credit for the order turning out well but I can’t #cuz it was sent while I was on vacation. whatever. #not that I have any quality control over the orders in the first place

[farceargon]

Look at him. Look at how perfect he is.

Tiniest little shit of a manchild. I wanna hold him so gently and then squeeze him like putty in my hand until his skull explodes.

It’s the blorbo (scrimblo scringle) experience.

Bonus:

#eldritch squeaking #dragon ball #dragonball #dragon ball z #dragonball z #garlic jr #he is perfection he is everything #I have two blorbos. ones a snail and a gREAT dad #the other one is shorter than krillin and wears a cape that looks like he’s just under an oversized blanket #hes also unhinged and theoretically speaking more powerful than any other mortal #that being because he’s immortal and insane #and it doesn’t matter how strong he is because in the end he can’t die and all he has to do is waste everyone’s energy #… is what I would say if HE WASNT AN IDIOT AND STUCK IN A VOID #STUPID SCRINGLY!!!!! #BITES #me crUSH HIM HARD

[cannibalkisser]

When someone tells me the name of or how to spell the fruit when it doesn’t scan I want to beat the shit out of them, grab that fucking half ripe g.u.a.v.a and shove it in their half agape hole until I push all their teeth into their throat and they start choking on their own blood and mouth rocks. Being forced to breath through their damn nose and walk away in shame

When someone tells me the number code of the fruit I want to gently kiss them on the cheek.

#cashier #I hate you people #I know what a fucking mango is #you can’t just type in the name of the fruit #ou have to put the letter it starts with or what group it’s under #then sort through and find which one it is #guava and garlic are right fucking next to eachother #also stop putting all your produce in the same bag #then getting upset when I have to scan it individually

[bri-the-bi]

The worst part about being in fandoms like the Arcana is that everyone’s so talented with art and stuff and I’m just here in a pile of fabric and a broken sewing machine trying to get my dog not to eat poop and screaming I WANT TO CREATE BUT DO NOT HAVE THE SKILL

Anyway this is aforementioned dog I named her Inanna after Inanna and she’s adorable fluffy

#she’s just a fluffy lil thing #Inanna #the arcana #guys look she’s adorable #LOOK AT MY DOG YOU FOOLS #yes she’s named after the wolf from the Arcana #my friend joked that she might be a vampire because I said she can’t have garlic because dogs can’t have garlic #i said that might be kinda awkward considering I named her after a wolf #sometimes I’ll just imagine muriel interacting with this fluffy lil Pomeranian named after his wolf #or just think about inanna interacting with inanna #this gigantic black wolf and this tiny lil 4 month old Pomeranian