Putting lil temporary tattoos on your son because he wanted to look like his dada :((
okay stop this is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen i cant.
i can imagine your son always wanting to be like his dad. he’s always talking about how he wants to be a rockstar when he grows up, just like his dada.
Billy on his way to either frame his co-workers or out right steal from his place of work
Hes making a murder kit, priorities
The fucking apron and the grin I CANT. I have actually laughed out loud, do you know how rarely I laugh outside of my head?
Billy, standing in front of the drills like:
“Is this too derivative? I mean it’s already in the driller killer and slumber party massacre, but how many movies use knives? You know what- I’m gonna treat myself. I deserve a little trope, as a treat.”
thinking about just taking an intimate and nice shower/bath with james after a long day working
omg yes. nothing sexual, just having a hot bath after a long day, him hugging you tight against his chest and rubbing his hands along your skin. and then when you two shower, him washing your hair and kissing your shoulders and letting you lean against him whilst he washes you off because he knows you’re tired and you deserve to be taken care of.