#I can't remember if they were lighting fires on Caradhras or not bc they didn't want to be tracked. If not then it's a metterfor

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.

#And let's face it the wizard was stoned off his gourd on Longbottom Leaf the whole time #Don't even try to deny it #I can't remember if they were lighting fires on Caradhras or not bc they didn't want to be tracked. If not then it's a metterfor #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #The hobbit #lotr #lotr: fotr #Gandalf #Bilbo #bilbo baggins #Frodo #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #Samwise l #Boromir #Aragorn #Strider #aragorn son of arathorn #meriadoc brandybuck #peregrin took #Gimli #gimli son of gloin #Legolas #Gloin #Thranduil #jrr tolkien #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien #post o' mine