#I can't see shit {Shitpost}

[whatudottu]

Don't question what logical loops I had to leap through to make this happen, Shockwave's already doing that for y'all :)

do you think in universes where empurata exists that shockwave can remember the feeling of having a face? of remembering seeing from two eyes instead of one? does his head burn in pain as a twitch of non-existant lips spark incomplete pathways through his brain, does he miss the sensation of teeth and tongue beneath those twitching lips, heavy against the bottom of the mouth he no longer has?

:) Big Boobie Decepticons :)

#shockwave #tfp shockwave #breakdown #tfp breakdown #transformers #tfp #maccadam #fanart #making a joke post only to caption it with heavy shit? hip hip hooray! #another edition of 'putting shockwave into situations that utterly confound him' #this being 'breakdown lives' edition or at least 'breakdown lives long enough to see shockwave' #this is a high effort shitpost i used to cope with the fact i have no puter only laptop so i do art instead #which is an oldie from when i still had school so it's ONLY purpose is to art #because it can't do anything else atm #the text in shockwave's colour is a modified 'why are we here' copypasta #having to deal with the chicanery of breakdown's bodacious chassis chat #i'd say that the confusion alone if not the irritation would be logical enough reason for the processor to run wild #even if he calls it illogical in the process #i don't know the size difference between shockwave and breakdown #i just know that starscream is about the same heightish as shockwave give or take a stiletto #and breakdown's taller than screamer so... head taller (if measuring from head because wow shoulders) breakdown #which is funny to me because breakdown's an apc and shockwave's a tank damn these proportions are wacky 😫

[basuralindo]

Checking on the guest room every other day like,

Sorry for the lazy ass editing but anyway I've been needing to make a visual for this joke

Now I'm not saying that I always picture this man as Yuu, but I have definitely become obsessed with the raw comedic potential of Tommy Shelby being isekai'd into magic college surrounded by people he actually Cannot boss around

#twst #twst mc #twst yuu #twst memes #twst yuu headcanons #twst guestroom #twisted wonderland shitposts #guarantee he'd immediately get into a fistfight with azul and probably lose #because he may be the hardest mob boss in england but that does not prepare him for a sea monster who is also a wizard #I could see him maybe recruiting some of the freshman but he'd probably regret it #he can't even pull the respect your elders card cause he'd instantly get 'young man'd' by Lilia #Imagine this guy dealing with Malleus' lonely prince shit in the middle of the night #picture him dealing with the overblots #he's been the top running joke around here for months #fandom drivel #i don't know if i need to specify that this is not a romantic headcanon but might as well be on the safe side

[ikari-shinsei]

Oh my god, I just realised something.

Black hair with red highlights, red eyes, she's the dark reflection of our blue haired protagonist, her name is 'Shady'-bug.

You know who else has all of those traits? This guy!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous special #into the reverse #marinette dupain cheng #shadybug #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #i've connected the dots #you didn't connect shit #i've connected them #miraculous shitpost #all jokes aside i am excited for this special #i like Shadybug's design a lot and i can't wait to see how Adrien looks too

[rottmntfan69]

POV: Me when im "doing" chores👁️👄👁️

#rottmnt #funny shit #funny #funny content #lol #idk what im doing #funny image #lmao #like wtf #lmfao #rottmnt spoilers #rottmnt leo #idk what else to tag #rise of the tmnt #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #tmnt leonardo #he can't see shit from where he is #shitpost #realatable #im a dumbass #send help #hehehhe #chores #i hate this #silly me hehe #hehe :3 #hear me out

[viviskull]

((Saw someone complaining in the lewvi.thur tag the other day, and sometimes people forget we ship it for fun.))

#lewvithur #mystery skulls animated #mystery skulls #msa #I can't see shit {Shitpost} #A Nerd Behind a Nerd {OOC}

[des-fangirl]

LISTEN TO ME the impression left on me after that one scene from Jingo is. Oh god. I remember SHAKING while reading it

Like my head was spinning just like Vimes', it all happened at once and fast and he was standing here, pointing a weapon at the prince, Ahmed standing back to back with him, his organizer listing how and when his dear died IN A TIMELINE SO CLOSE TO HIS OWN. LIKE. IT WAS JUST SO CLOSE TO A CATASTROPHE. HE BARELY MADE IT INTO A TIMELINE WHERE HE AND HIS FRIENDS GET TO LIVE AND EVEN HERE RIGHT NOW HE'S IN FEAR SHAKING BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE HAS TO KILL THIS MAN TO FINISH IT ALL??

AND THEN. ”Ah...Commander Vimes..."

☹️ I HATE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I'VE NEVER BEEN AS HAPPY SO SEE YOU AS I AM AT THIS MOMENT BRO.

I have always imagined this moment to be something like. That

Like an owner holding their dog by the collar when everything seems to be going wrong & about to get even worse - but they're on time.

#ohhhh do you get me!??? do you see the same shit i see here?? #im insane #and even more insane over the fact that i can't get this book on russian #bcs it's apparently out of stock EVERYWHERE?? #wtf #i mean i can buy it in English AND IT EVEN IS IN STOCK IN SHOPS IN RUSSIA #so the funny thing is they dont have jingo on Russian in stock BUT DO HAVE IT ON ENGLISH. OK. #des-shitpost #discworld #vimes #Jingo #vetvimes #vetinari

[snackugaki]

boys from the bay: the bullying (will never stop)

The Hit List omake because have I got Jokes™ to spare (’cuz if I’m not bullying the Next Mutation turtles, it’s the Bayverse)

#fanart shitposting #fancomic shitposting #bayverse tmnt #tmnt 2016 #bayverse turtles #leonardo #donatello #raphael #april o'neil #casey jones #i dunno the etiquette for citing other tumblr users but #someone did a breakdown on the fact Donnie's farsighted and can't see shit up close #so he literally would not have seen that pie to the face coming #lol lmao #Raph have a widdle biddy nosey-wosey was like one of the first things I noticed when I watched the 2014 movie #still got jokes for these little shits #but I haven't roasted Next Mutation in awhile and I have a hoardful #listen I know the bay turtles can skip me like a rock across the hudson #but it's hard if you're being mentally sweep kicked #my roundhouse would be like a belly scratch to them #(and i'm mad about it)

[aceofspades-sml]

Going to see newsies tomorrow and I just realized it's going to be so many amazing people's last show so I'm pretty sure I'll cry at some point

#why are so many of them leaving i can't #tho i'm sure the new cast is amazing i can't wait to see what they bring to the show #also you guys prepare for a bunch of shitposts tomorrow bc idk how i'm gonna handle this #ely's shit #newsies #newsies uk

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I feel like if anyone sat Bruce down and forced him to watch Death Note, he'd lose his absolute fucking mind

#bruce wayne #batman #death note #i'm mostly picturing #either tim or duke doing this #purely to enact psychological warfare against bruce #idk i just can't see bruce enjoying death note #but i could see him still watching it almost all the way through #if only to see what happens next #batman shitpost #batman shit post #this is a dumb thought

[pelipper]

Did someone order the isekai special?

🎥 by @princessvanellopevonschweetz!

#story of seasons #a wonderful life #sos awl #bokujou monogatari #bokumono #molly #sos molly #cosplay #can't stop won't stop memeing #don't drink and drive kids #you might find yourself on the other end of molly's isekai service #i can totally see molly getting tipsy and then doing dumb shit like this #please accept my humble shitpost offerings #i had way too much fun yesterday #me

[dennisboobs]

y'all, can we please not repost other people's meta and stuff without credit to twitter/instagram, etc.... i keep seeing my own posts and mutuals posts stolen without even a link back to the source. it sucks. you absolutely do not need to crosspost other people's posts for them, a lot of us have multiple social media accounts, and if we don't, then it should be staying on tumblr. you wouldn't steal and repost a fic (i hope) so treat meta with the same respect. aside from the fact that i know for me personally it generally takes at least several hours to write and collect citations & screenshots, there's also a decent chance that whoever wrote it put sensitive/personal information in that they might not want you sharing out of context. i've used my own experiences as reference in my metas before, and i have never been asked permission to repost anywhere, yet i am seeing them around. i feel incredibly uncomfortable with it being screenshotted and shared around, especially without as much as my url visible in the image, and it's extremely disheartening to spend time on these things and then see them shared around without it even being properly attributed to you. be courteous, please.

#ada speaks #i dont want my shit on sunny twitter at all. none of it. #don't steal and repost my shitposts my gifs my videos or my metas #i should not be seeing ANY of my stuff around unless you've asked me first #and it's really not that hard to respect the people putting out shit that you're treating like consumables to gain a following #off of reposting stuff that isn't even yours to begin with #i can't police people and i can't control what happens to my stuff outside of tumblr #but if you enjoy my posts at all. please don't. lmao #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia

[reddbuster]

All the posts that r like reblog if your blog is safe for trans women!! reblog to keep the transmisogynists out! reblog if you care about the trans women in your life!! are all well and good, it's great to be vocal and visible about showing support. But at the same time it's not enough to just SAY that you support trans women. You can't claim that your blog is a same space for transfems and then turn around and accuse the first trans women you see of pedophilia because you saw an out of context shitpost of hers and it gave you the ick. Like can we use our critical thinking skills here for 2 seconds here guys. For the love of god

#for every couple of posts I see celebrating transfems there's at least one like #“oh but x user actually grooms children and also she's a zoophile so it's okay to harass her!! see this post proves it" #and then you see the post in question and it's the most clearly ironic shitpost or a screenshot from an old forum post taken out of context #and people still jump on the opportunity to be able to “ethically” dogpile this random trans woman #YOU ARE LITERALLY DOING THE VERY THING YOU CLAIM TO CONDEMN. words mean jack shit if you can't back them up with your actions #also when people suddenly stat calling trans women they don't like “they” when they do not use they/them pronouns. suspicious emoji

[tiredassmage]

A Visual Guide Bullshit Reference to Tyr

& the growing number of fuckin' aus i started and @hyrohkaah is helping me grow like we started a fuckin'. community garden or something.

get you a man that can do both or w/e i guess

#imperial agent. sis agent/smuggler. bounty hunter. sith lord. damn bro. u busy #there is and there isn't context okay #but i am nothing if not my shitposts #swtor text posts #ch: tyr #idr if i organized tags for all this shit goddamn #vs: king and lionheart [smuggler!tyr] #vs: my mind is a place i can't escape your ghost [bh!tyr] #vs: no stranger would it be [sith!tyr] #fuck it we ball we're making the tags now i guess #tyrlore. if you will. across the tyrverse ksnflksdnflksdf i'll see myself out #yea remember how i said i'd never do a sith au well i guess we're not gonna believe this #anyway i love text posts i love tyr i love to put him thru the horrors so here u go centralized shitpost edition #that's the brand baybeeee #vs: kiss with a fist / self control in locker room showers [trooper!tyr]

[logicpng]

How do you feel about folks reposting your art?

....people are reposting my art???

i mean that wouldn't be the first time but

i genuinely do Not have the energy to ask people to take down their posts, but i would much appreciate if people at the very least credit me.

if you have an account on a whatever site my art is being reposted to, feel free to ask to put a link to this blog on my behalf

#ask post #i had an undertale/deltarune shitpost explode and that definitely was all over the place #also i see my shit being reposted to VK if i try looking up my username #i can't imagine how much of my stuff is being posted there considering i had a page there in the past :/ #sigh

[viviskull]

((Since it seems like her plush hasn't gotten any memes yet? I have to do EVERYTHING in this house myself! Vivi's Plush is still up for grabs (alongside her orange bestie), so make sure to grab her before she's gone for good!!))

#mystery skulls animated #mystery skulls #msa #I can't see shit {Shitpost} #A Nerd Behind a Nerd {OOC} #;; ok to rb ;;

[meowmeowuchiha]

Concept:

Konoha's spy master (Jiraiya) hears whispers that Yugakure is going to relinquish its status as a shinobi village. He gives this info to the Hokage, who tells him to try and scout out shinobi that could be brought to Konoha after the village quits being a shinobi village. Jiraiya (being fucking Jiraiya) is like "hell yeah sure" because it means he can peep on the numerous hot springs. He's settling down to peep in his first one when suddenly this massive bladed weapon comes flying out of nowhere and almost STABS HIM and when he looks at the assailant it's this fucking 16yo jonin with a strange pendant and slicked back silver hair. He's told by this FUCKING KID to "fuck off or I'll actually attack you" and after a good long while he learns that the kid's name is Hidan and he's the strongest shinobi in the whole damn village, and he's got this weird religion but that's okay, and then he drops the bomb that Yugakure is planning to basically dismantle the entire shinobi side of the village and Hidan is fucking PISSED and though it takes some convincing to get him to NOT try and kill some people over this development, he eventually agrees that he'd rather ditch Yugakure and live in Konoha

They don't find out he's immortal until he's already been in Konoha for like 2 years and it's on a mission gone wrong and his teammates are just stark terrified because he just STOOD THERE and took THREE SWORDS TO THREE DIFFERENT LETHAL POINTS

His excuse is just

"....I didn't realize you didn't know this about me I thought that that was why your stupid fucking spy dick sought me out"

Hidan is perfectly happy in Konoha as long as there are a steady stream of murder missions, and he's never shown a hint of potential disloyalty despite "abandoning" his old village so they just kinda keep him because honestly an immortal man is a pretty powerful asset for any village to have, even though he's bat shit insane.

#Hidan #hidan naruto #Concept #fanfic concept #Shitpost #This would probably wind up being more of a crack fic than anything #He's also only in Konoha because frankly Hiruzen is the only leader I could see bringing someone as insane as Hidan into the village #He'd probably have more fun in Kiri but at that point Kiri was a bit preoccupied with their civil war #Iwa and Kumo I can't see giving a shit #Suna is basically on the opposite side of the map and honestly I don't think Hidan would last there just because of the climate #He'd be complaining about the sand and heat and dryness 25/8