#I can't speak french

[wish-i-was-french]

Ha. je déteste mon cerveau. une merde de bite sur reddit a posté une diatribe sur le fait qu'ils n'aimaient pas le solitaire et nick + charlie, alors mon cerveau de cul stupide décide que c'est idk … aghrrghhh nooon quelqu'un n'aime pas ça c'est juste leur opinion tout va bien oh non je ne peux pas dire ça parce que c'est le nom d'un webtoon d'horreur oh merde tout ira bien, c'est mieux, non? oui d'accord, même si je pourrais écrire un article de dix pages sur mon désaccord avec eux, mon cerveau est un connard et c'est tout ce à quoi je peux penser. même si je ne suis pas d'accord. Je me hais. Christ, je suis désolé pour toi qui lis ceci. J'ai juste besoin de me défouler, parce que personne dans la vraie vie ne s'en soucierait jamais. ou aide. pas que cela va aider. mais ça peut me faire me sentir mieux.

love, Rosie Blue

#textual panic attack #vent #personal vent #venting in french #i can't speak french #hate myself #hate my brain

[royalarchivist]

It's always so much fun seeing QSMP members hanging out IRL, but it was especially fun seeing Charlie and Baghera being silly together and doing karaoke.

I hope everyone has a chance to meet up again soon. 🥲

#Baghera Jones #Charlie Slimecicle #Slimecicle #IRL #January 9 2024 #QSMP Karaoke #QSMP Meetups #frick. was that my tag #no transcript because I can't speak French and frankly I have no idea what she said #Q

[rb19]

C’mon, guys, it’s just pushing. If we were fighting then we would proper punch each other. But nothing like that happened.

You have nothing else to say to him after an hour?

No. I don’t speak to idiots.

#SPEAKING TO THE FRENCH MEDIA #u think he would turn it down a bit eh lol #i can't with the black and white filter at the end ldfkgjflg #from the drafts

[goldenstarprincesses]

Idk care if I get sent to fandom jail for this but....America 100% speaks fluent French

#never really got the idea that he somehow can't speak it? #he just likes to fuk with France by speaking Louisiana French #or acting like he can't just like he dose with most other languages #He would have for sure learned it as a child. Even England knew French would have been important #then it was still the lingua franca for a long time #still in the top 10 most common languages spoken in the US #idk i just like polyglot America #kill me #hws america #alfred f jones #nyo america #amelia jones #hetalia #hws england #hws canada #hwd France #francis bonnefoy

[svtskneecaps]

oh also also, baghera getting increasingly french at the end of the timer was so fucking funny and i love her so much, like when her and phil fought and phil killed her and her accent thickened until she abandoned words and made french noises CHEF'S KISS reminds me of when she played outlast w cellbit slime and jaiden and got progressively more french as the night wore on, genuinely had a blast hearing her progressively dropping more and more swears in french

also reminds me of something i THINK i remember, think it was her who said during brazil she kept accidentally speaking french to people because of how close she felt to them

#qsmp #baghera jones #debated on making this post bc i wasn't sure if people would think i was making fun? i'm not trying to; to be clear #it's something i've noticed w baghera in particular and really really love #(personally i trend to a southern drawl; i am not from the american south) #i genuinely really like it #idk if your first language is french and you think this is disrespectful i'll delete it just say the word #mine is english so idk how shitty we can be :( i know we can be awful #((tbh i usually kick Myself if i can't understand an accent bc i'm the damn native speaker i should be good at this language)) #((like this is My Fault for not parsing i'm the one who knows what these words MEAN; COME ON)) #these went on a tangent but in my defense it's technically 4 am here (daylight savings) #also i was watching team red. the entire event. and then until this very moment. #this speaks for itself i think #shut up vic #block game brainrot

[dilfsuzanneyk]

what if robin could speak anglo-norman because he learned it through osmosis/an old ghosts who already got sucked off moved on taught him.

ok now imagine humphrey trying to talk to robin after he's just died and getting incredibly frustrated because it sounds like robin's speaking french

#'HOW can the APE speak FRENCH' #'BUT I CAN'T???' #<- humphrey's inner thoughts #anyway 2 me this is what leads to humphrey teaching robin english. out of frustration. #bbc ghosts #robin the caveman #sir humphrey bone #vex rambles

[shikai-the-storyteller]

ALWAYS A GREAT DAY TO LOVE WOMEN!!!

Baghera did did such a great job, and she looked AMAZING while doing it!!! 👑💛

#I can't speak French but she did good!!!! #and she did all that in HEELS too!!!! #i talk #QSMP talk #<- I GUESS. ITS REALLY NOT. BUT FOR LACK OF A BETTER TAG

[kurokoros]

begging studios to stop fucking casting Americans and Brits in series that take place in other parts of Europe.

#I dropped shadow and bone because I was so pissed that all of the characters from fantasy Russia had UK accents #and I just started All the Light We Cannot See on netflix #only to immediately back out when the French character was introduced speaking English #for fuck sake people can use subtitles #and it wouldn't be half as bad if the actress was French but speaking English #but the actress is american and her fake accent sounds more british than french I can't #alisha babbles

[lumeha]

btw the worst part about searching for the .hack//G.U. novels is that I sometimes have to search with the general search term "hack" because most search functions on websites selling stuff do not think there is a difference between "hack" and ".hack" specifically

and a LOT of people don't publish things under "dot hack" or "dothack"

YES I'M SUFFERING ON VINTED RIGHT NOW OKAY

#I did grab the Twilight Bracelet manga in French #I'm eyeing a complete .hack//Link but I'm almost sure it's in Italian #I found figurines ?? #... But still no novels #I just want the novels :(( #even the other novels btw but I can't even find one overpriced offering #.... okay I DO find German editions #I don't speak German lmao #.hack #barks.txt

[royalarchivist]

Y'all, archivists are so cool, they really are the backbone of our community. I regularly bust my butt til 3am updating the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive, but admittedly, I got a bit frustrated last night wondering if it was a waste of time and if anyone even uses it, but then I see all the archival work done by other members of our community and I'm just SO amazed by their dedication. We're all doing this because we love QSMP, and we don't want any part of it to get lost, and that itself feels like a preservation of our love for it. It's nice to think about.

Anyways, I haven't talked about the VOD Timestamp Archive much lately because I renovated it from the ground up last month (and again last night), so I'd like to wait for it to look ~perfect~ before doing another announcement post, but if there's anything I can do to help make it more useful for people, feel free to reach out to me via DMs and let me know!

#mod talk #I'm also always open to help #please for the love of god lmao #I feel really bad that almost none of the French streamers are represented in the archive #because I can't speak French and half of them don't use English subtitles #and the other half don't stream at a good time for me #I'd also love to flesh up the Timestamp document for April #this project started in May so there weren't many timestamps recorded for April since I don't have time to go back and rewatch things

[giorno-plays-piano]

So I'm listening to this new NSFW audio on Soundgasm and out of nowhere the guy starts speaking FRENCH

Saying like he knows I can't understand a word

BUT I CAN

I FUCKING SPEAK FRENCH

AND HE JUST STARTED SOUNDING LIKE MY FUCKING FRANCOPHONE NEIGHBOR

Bro, I can't do this, I ain't fucking that guy 😭

#does it mean i can't be dating french speaking people #oh my god #giorno's thoughts

[quatregats]

Very funny how neither CS Forester nor Patrick O'Brian were buried in England. Guys really said yeah I'll write about it but I don't like it that much

#it makes sense for both of them they seemed to like their adopted countries better and pob seemed halfhearted about englishness anyway #but it is very funny that they spent a whole lot of their lives in the united states and france respectively #this re: discussion of the guys' graves and whether or not to visit #i'm going to go to cotlliure this summer though my parents refuse to believe me but i'll make it work #french can't stop me it's just badly pronounced catalan and i'll only speak to old people if i have to #perce rambles #percy yells at cecil scott #The Creative Endeavor and other aubreyad nonsense #going to go to sleep before my powers of speech get any further disjointed goodnight

[sejii]

a few more cajun au doodles bc they're all just funky lil guys

a bonus! ft. @pink-organz 's Piper Poutine! (im so sorry)

#pizza tower #pizza tower au #pizza tower cajun au #pizza tower canadian au #my art #doodle #i can't wait until someone makes a french au #that way three separate peppinos will be speaking to each other in technically the same language #and none of them understand a fucking word of what the others are saying

[svtskneecaps]

my biological peer reviewer (sibling) called this theory “fun” and said i should send it, so here goes

my personal theory is the feds ((”federation”)) created the eggs because they decided the best way to enforce “you can never leave” was to give the people something they couldn’t lose, like in the post by tumblr user alexaloraetheris (no relation to the smp) where their friend who might be a deity had said,

"When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter."

i’m thinkin that on egg D-Day, at the end of the countdown, the feds weren’t gonna give the eggs back. they were just gonna hide them forever, or do something else, anything else, just keep them away from their surrogate parents, because then the people would just be STUCK, because people could theoretically take their eggs and leave, but if the eggs are missing, gone without a trace, then the residents CAN’T LEAVE, because presumably the eggs are STILL THERE, SOMEWHERE, IN NEED OF HELP AND RESCUE, if only the residents could find them ON THE ISLAND. if they leave the island while the eggs are missing, they are abandoning these things that have become their children.

but then in came the brazilians. and shit went south. because see, the spenglish (spanish / english) streamers were INVITED, but the brazilians CRASHED; the feds didn’t INVITE THEM, they weren’t EXPECTING THEM, but they can’t let these guys leave either, so they PANIC, and they scramble to give the brazilians the same thing--something to lose. the new egg had a brazilian jersey, homie was TAILOR MADE for them to pack bond with. the feds didn’t have time to send out multiple eggs, it was all or nothing, so they picked something they could reasonably assume all five of them would find endearing because they don’t know shit about these guys--they had a week to observe the OG batch, but all they know about these newbies is the brazilian flag on their boat--and so they sent the little egg out to become THEIR THING, the thing they couldn’t afford to lose.

it leaves open why the eggs are cracked too, bc idk what’s going on there lol, either 1: the eggs cracked because they’re hatching and the feds picked that date bc they wanted to yoink the eggs before they got Too Powerful, or 2: the feds were the ones to crack the eggs as an excuse for why they vanished--returning the eggs untouched would open too many questions the feds don’t want them asking; this way, instead of being concerned specifically with “why were the eggs missing”, the residents presume they know the answer--the cracks.

but yea i’m just gonna add as an aside that personally i think cucurucho / osito bimbo / the white fucker is way more active again because the feds are still scrambling to keep up with the brazilians (which, again, the feds weren’t expecting), and the binary fuckwad came in to put the fear of god into the newbies--maybe so they didn’t get too focused on the morse code transmissions; iirc max was theorizing that both osito and binary were part of the federation ? and if so it does make sense that the binary entity went to fuck with cellbit immediately after cellbit was introduced to the conspiracies of the island, yknow, a warning shot. i think they want them to be focused on the eggs.

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEOr

#i'm spitballing into the void bc i'm losing my mind lol if you read this send me some luck thank you #qsmp #someone send me to a nice farm with plenty of space to run i have lived too long #can't wait until someone smarter than me cracks the code #data and network security tried to teach me cryptography but HOO BOY it didn't do shit to help me here #i popped some of the words into a brute force caesar cipher #and also a tool that could roughly check for substitution ciphers #and yeah didn't find shit so uh #im gonna leave it to the one who's an ARG master yknow i think he's got it handled #(i thought about using an online tool to translate this but then realized i Do Not trust translators i can't verify) #(like i've definitely used google translate on my french assignments but the thing is i speak enough french to verify that) #(duolingo spanish + english/french cognates doesn't leave me confident and im not asking my unconnected spanish speaking friend to check it) #((i refuse to admit to her face that i've sunk so deeply into this hell-)) #(like spanish is such a common language for english speakers to learn that i'm sure they've honed the eng/span trans pretty well BUT) #(i don't trust it lol and id just prefer not to put something on my blog that i can't verify) #(so apologies and uh translate at your own risk k love you byeee) #shut up vic

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

I've been looking through the Labrats AU and I can't stop thinking about how Amanda would sound similar to Kaia from Motorcity:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwxUazRiDk&ab_channel=JackzVidz

(0:55 to hear her voice)

YEAHHH I can see that-

#asks are neat #amanda harlow (tmc) #She does have a french accent but I can see her having some kind of. muffled voice #due to the mask over her face. #oh yeah speaking of. fun fact! That mask can't be removed. it IS her face at this point.

[sixft0ver]

My new boyfriend is so taehyun coded for some reason @k0umori

#it's the clinginess and puppy-like affection for me #not to mention he can also speak french 😭 which if i remember Tae can't but still considering his family background #kkyun mumbles