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humongousgothskeletonfarm · 11 days

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TSC CHAPTER ELEVEN SPOILERS AHEAD

STARTING OFF THE CHAPTER STRONG AS FUCK DISASTER BISEXUAL JEAN MOREAU AWARENESS

picturing jean in a pair of raybans is good for my mental health

“Missed a couple spots. Need a hand?”

jeremy u flirt

do the trojans ever realise that jean is NOT IN FACT deaf and standing right in front of them when they are talking about him?

oh ok so chapter 11 is in fact worse than chapter 10

if anyone reading this has ever believed that they deserved the abuse, trauma/suffering they’ve experienced, i’m here to tell u right now that nobody deserves that and it is not ever ur fault, no matter what others might say or try to convince u. whatever happened to u is unequivocally not ok. please seek help from a professional if u are worried about urself or others in ur life.

if u have ever felt uncomfortable or violated in certain situations just know that no matter how ‘big’ or ‘small’ the situation may seem (i use these terms loosely because i do not believing in ranking peoples traumas), ur feelings are 100% valid and u always always deserve to be respected and heard.

i hope u know that u are not alone and never will be.

sending lots of love to all of u

wtff jenkins is a girl?? did we all know this or have i just read too many fanfics always thought jenkins was a guy?

It was sacrilegious even in the privacy of his head, and Jean hunched his shoulders against a blow that never came.

fuck that’s a good line. traumatic as fuck and makes me wanna cry for all these boys have gone through but god as an ex-catholic raised queer person i can tell u this line struck hard even though i cant relate to the specifics of the scene

Jean didn’t mind cooking, but he didn’t say that. This was the first time his room truly felt safe and right, and he was content to hold onto it for as long as he could. He closed his eyes again, but now his thoughts were snagged on Jeremy. At length he broke the silence to say, “Two beds would fit in here.”

jean moreau u are so loved

“You are not them,” Jean said. “Kevin would not have sent me here if you were.”

THE PARALLELS IN THIS BOOK ARE FUCKING KILLING ME PLS NORA LET ME LIVE IN PEACE THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE

ANDREIL EXISTS IN EVERYTHING

Just because he had to meet with this man didn’t mean he had to speak to him.

jean, u diss aaron earlier in the books but really ur just the same as him

betsy dobson to the mother fuckibg rescue someone get this bitch a ‘worlds best therapist’ mug

and jean, dude do u know how fucking similar u and neil are, seriously like u guys should be besties like-

“It was not my choice,” he sent back in warning. “I do not need counseling.” He didn’t trust her at all, but there was no point spelling it out.

CHAPTER TWELVEE

dude wtf is it with me and napping while tryna finish this book, literally just accidentally fell asleep for 2.5 hrs when i could’ve been reading

“Imagine getting changed so we can practice,” Jean said.

king is fed uppp

“It’s not about size, anyway.” “Defensive,” Jean said, tugging his glove straps with his teeth. Jeremy straightened in indignation. “I don’t have anything to be defensive about.” Jean lost his grip and bit his lip, and Jeremy hurried on before either of them could think too much about that double entendre.

OKKKK JEREMY I SEE U

“That’s not—I do care. I want you to play with us, and I want you to have fun again. I want to see what you can do on the court and what you bring to our defense line. I want us to finally win this year after coming so close and failing too many times. But it’s just a game, Jean. Your safety and happiness will always be more important than our season.”

GOOD GOD ITS WHAT U DESERVE JEAN

“Every time you say that you take a year off my life. I’d really like to live to ninety, so please knock it off.”

now the trojans understand how the foxes feel when neil whips out his ‘im fine’ line,, also i’m never gonna stop saying that neil and jean should be besties it’s literally just a fact

“I do not believe you when you are drinking such filth,” Jean said, with a disapproving look toward her drink. Laila stared him down as she sucked a long gulp through the straw,

this book is so devastatingly depressing and explores some of the most horrible traumatic things that could happen to a person but it’s interspersed with some of the funniest scenes that it gives me whiplash

“Pat and Ananya have wanted to fuck Cody’s brains out for almost a year now. I really thought Cody moving in with them this summer was going to finally get that ball moving, but apparently not. It’s getting kind of pitiful.” “Pat and Ananya have been engaged almost as long as Cody has known them,” Laila pointed out as she fit herself against Cat’s side. “You can’t blame Cody for being scared of where they might belong in something like that.”

NORA GIVING US THE POLYAMORY WE DESERVE AFTER CUTTING KANDREIL FROM THE OG BOOKS LETS GO QUEER REP

YK THAT RUNNING JOKE THAT USC IS THE QUEEREST TEAM AND NOBODY HAS AS MANY GAYS AS THEY DO??? IM SO FUCKIBG HAPPY NORA HAS BASICALLY MADE THAT CANNON

CHAPTER 13333

jeremy is so hopelessly crushing on jean and that’s real of him

meanwhile jean:

Threat assessment, he told himself, and it was almost the truth.

sureee buddy

They’d arrived holding hands and dressed in matching cream-and-teal outfits. Even their gold-rimmed sunglasses and teal sneakers were identical.

well that is definitely an outfit!

“Speaking of happy endings, has Laila bought you a sex toy yet?”

EXCUSE ME

this whole scene was so fucking random but jean deserves great friendships

ANOTHER TRANS TROJAN LETS FYCKING GOOOOOO CONGRATS ON UR TOP SURGERY XAVIER

‘i’m sure the ravens wouldn’t have taken neil in if they’d known he was the son of a mob boss!!’

uhhhhh…

i don’t know how to tell u this buddy

dude i just cannot stop think about the whole new world of fanfics we’re gonna get now that tsc has come out like the aftg universe is expanding and becoming more detailed it’s gonna be crazy

chapter 14!!!

Jean eyed him. “For what purpose?” Jeremy looked to the ceiling for patience. “For fun.” Jean sighed as if Jeremy was the one being unreasonable.

oh jean we’ll get there eventually

Jean was a starving dog on a short chain who’d learned years ago not to bite back.

OH MY FUCKING GOD GIVE ME PEACE

MY CHEST IS ACHING AT THIS METAPHOR

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THE PARALLELS ARE DESTROYING ME I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

“You are Jean Moreau. Your place is here with me, with us. I’m your captain. You’re my partner. We’re supposed to be doing this together, aren’t we? Stop leaving me behind. Look at me.”

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry that he hurt you, I’m sorry that you’re still afraid to talk about it, and I’m sorry that you think I’ll never understand. I’m sorry that he tricked you into thinking you deserved it. But I’m not sorry he’s gone. I can’t be.”

“Neither am I.”

TEAR MY HEART OUT AND STOMP ON IT NORA JESUS CHRIST

everytime one of the trojans says ‘we’re here to listen whenever your ready to talk and open up to us’ and then they go and demand he tell them every secret he’s ever kept

kevin and jeans relationship in this book is so fucking well written, it’s tearing me apart and giving me so much life

they have so much shared trauma and the relationship is so complex but they understand eachother so deeply

He is not used to having a voice, and he has never had power. I cannot promise he will ever talk to you.” “I will wait as long as it takes,”

“Be careful with it,” Kevin said. “Be careful with him.”

“Night practices with Andrew and Neil,” Kevin said. “Obsessed,” Jeremy

exy fiend kevin day representation

also

“No, Jean is fine. As fine as he can be, anyway. Yes, I know.” (kevin when talking to someone ‘offscreen’) i just know he was talking to neil

She crossed the room and leaned over, catching Jean’s head in her hands so she could plant a kiss to the top of his head.

this is the love jean deserves

chapter 15:

“Your fourth line has a smart mouth, Coach,” Jean said. “I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.”

jean i love u

Jean wished he had the common sense to shut up,

he’s so me

“And keep Kevin’s name out of your ignorant mouth,”

THEYRE SO IMPORTANT TO ME UR HONOUR

i keep forgetting that jean only learnt english after he moved into evermore and that kevin probably taught him but i love the subtle little reminders every now and then when he has to clarify a word, like when he has to ask what a ‘floozy’ is and:

due to egregious injuries.” Jean didn’t recognize that word, but since Lucas was already running his mouth, he didn’t get a chance to ask.

it’s such a good detail that just adds so much more depth to his character

“Permission to break his face, Coach?” Jean asked. “Denied,” White said.

SCREAMING

THIS IS SO NEIL AND WYMACK CODED I LOVE IT

JEAN MOREAU ON A MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE HOLY SHIT

catalina alvarez u wonderful human i love u

jean realising how big the world is and the fact that he’s explored more of california than any other place he’s been before is making me tear up he never should’ve been kept trapped inside he deserves to see the world

So long as she existed as fractured memories, she was safe and small and sheltered.

oh god don’t do this to me

Jean gazed out at the endless horizon, feeling small and infinite from one moment to the next.

beautiful, just beautiful, absolutely immaculate

A cool evening breeze. Rainbows. Open roads.

A COOL EVENING BREEZE. RAINBOWS. OPEN ROADS

SECOND LAST CHAPTER!!! LETS GOOO

“He is not going to hit you. Okay? We don’t do that here. You said you’d try to do better and that’s enough for us.”

starting off strong

You’re one of my kids now.

don’t mind me i’m just sobbing

no no no no no no no no no

holy shit no what the fucking fuck

don’t do this to jean rn oh my fucking god i’m sick to my stomach on the verge of fully crying right now

actually dreading reading on right now

um ok yeah so i read it and to anyone who hasn’t finished the book yet beware there is a graphic violent scene followed by an intense panic attack in chapter 16 that’s is very difficult to read

i did cry and all i can say is thank fuck for lisinski’s timing

Jeremy’s response was low but unhesitating: “I will not look away.” “I do not want you to look.” It frightened him how much it sounded like a lie,

only redeeming part of this chapter is that neil’s back but i’m still in so much shock over what’s just happened that i cant properly appreciate him

chapter 17 the finale:

feeling incredibly somber as i reach the end of the book

please god destroy anyone who has ever hurt jean moreau

nora’s really filling in all the plot holes left from aftg - why did nobody question why neil’s hair was dyed after evermore ????? why did nobody question neil being at evernote in the first place???

i’m laughing at neil’s map print-outs he’s so uncool, also i keep forgetting this is still meant to be 2007

jean-yves moreau oh my fucking god

“says who?” Stuart asked. “The dead kid?

stuart hatford u are so funny, is this where neil inherited is sarcasm from?

stuart hatford says fuck riko and so do i

Neil shrugged. “Do you have anyone who can take on local work?”

NEIL JOSTEN U ARE MY HERO I LOVE U U BADASS MOTHER FUCKER

Neil offered her a disarming smile that would never sit quite right on his face.

devouring these scraps about my boy

YOOOO WTF NORA RLLY JUST WANTED TO GIVE JEAN THE WORST FUCKING DAY HE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE HUH?? JUST DROPPED THE FACT THAT HIS SISTER IS DEAD MY POOR BOY

Neil filled in the finer details with an ease that would have been impressive to listen to any other day

- yes neil is incredibly smart, thank u jean for confirming to us

The only thing left to ask for was something he barely understood: “I want to go home.”

oh the complicated nature of home and one’s sense of belonging that persists throughout these books will never fail to make me feel absolutely everything. nora knows exactly what i want in a book

“I can see the kitchen. There should be a door out to where the dumpsters are. We can make it back to the garage from there.”

to be loved by neil josten is to be offered a way to evade the fbi together

“Tedious,” Neil said. “I’m trying to eat.”

my hero

Neil waited until he was done before deciding he wanted to finish his drink. Neither agent was impressed with their absolute lack of urgency,

i love u neil josten pls give me ur autograph

Neil, being the person he was, pointed at the fire hydrant adjacent to its front bumper and said, “That’s illegal, just so you know.” “Shut up and get in the car.”

i wish neil josten was real

He couldn’t fear a government who was so easily infiltrated and manipulated

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

Neil flipped his takeout box open and started eating. “I’m allowed to visit people.”

he’s everything to me 🥰

“You’re one to accuse others of intolerable attitudes,” Browning said, and Neil only shrugged indifference.

and—for once—without any of your usual bullshit.”

- browning u love him just like the rest of us don’t lie rn

ngl i’m never getting over the fact that jean and neil are the same age like this is crazy to me nora whyd u have to do this i cant cope

“The more people I hold onto, the less of a threat I am, because I won’t want to endanger them by acting out.”

oh neil look how far uve come, i’m so proud

“Lock your door tonight if it will help, but Grayson will never bother you again.”

THANK U LORD FOR THE BRILLIANT NEIL JOSTEN HES ANSWERED MY PRAYERS U BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL HUMAN IM SO THANKFUL FOR UR PRESENCE

all my favourite bamf! neil fics have him taking out a hit on someone for the benefit of the people he loves and i’m so glad that’s canon

i’m going fucjing crazy i didnt think it was possible to love neil anymore than i already do

best friends ❤️

jean tearing up and throwing away the notebooks and realising he trusts the trojans and the four of them going to eat one of cats new recipes after they waited up last midnight for him

A COOL EVENING BREEZE RAINBOWS OPEN ROADS AND FRIENDS

!!!!!

I CSNT BELIEVE ITS OVERRRRR I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS HOLY FUCK

#aftg #all for the game #tsc #tsc spoilers #the sunshine court #jean moreau #jerejean #jeremy knox #catalina alvarez #laila dermott #neil josten #david wymack #stuart hatford #nora sakavic

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cieric-of-chaos · 2 months

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I know it's just fiction and it's not that serious but I can't take it anymore I am tired of negative conversations about Wanda's kids and people comparing her to other characters sorry if the English is bad...just woke up from a short nap

they always bring this "Super-Strong-super-smart famous-character" blah blah and they’re like “well this Character is so smart and good at fighting and complex he can solo Wanda" or sometimes the repetitive "Wanda have fake kids they just have to say that to defeat her wah wah" it's so annoying...like Wanda's children is not just "fake" if you actually watch WV you would get what I mean, SHE GAVE BIRTH TO THEM, she feels them growing in her belly, they are Alive and...she raised them and celebrate birthdays with them, cook for them...they are real to her she loves her sons and they loved her.... that's why she's so sad and affected when they disappear....like what would you feel if the person you love just disappear and people tells you that they are "fake they don't matter" and also stop saying that you could defeat Wanda by just telling her that her "children are fake" your literally just gonna make her angry. Also the reason her children disappear is bcuz their physical body can only exist inside the hex, they have a soul and they probably got reincarnated like in the comics.

And also why are y'all so normal and calm about making abusive jokes on children? They are kids played by real kids... like why do you want to hit children so badly? I agree that the "song" that they sings is awkward and cringe but is it really needed for you to make disgusting abusive jokes??

Fuck you Kevin feige for Ruining everything you should have just leave wanda's character alone fuck you Michael Waldron for writing that shitty script fuck you Brian Michael bendis for writing that shitty comic storyline and fuck you John Byrne all of this started because you can't draw babies

Wanda Knows hand to hand combat, she's not that physically weak...sure yeah Natasha or Clint could beat her in hand to hand. it’s wanda. She’s not a Martial Artist. but i hate that people like to say that she's weak and "cant fight" she's not like daredevil or Cap but she CAN fight (watch infinity war or the deleted scenes) and also she's not DUMB she's not Just a regular human with powers she's part of the avengers and she study the book of the damned in her cabin for months or years(not sure about the gap between WV and dsmom)SHE'S IS NOT CLUELESS about magic she literally know how to dreamwalk and did it too without the book, she managed to outsmart Agatha, she summons gargantos and that ribboned demon and managed to kill defender!strange and if it weren't for her kids snapping her out of her murderous rampage she would have won she literally defeats herself... Both America and strange literally said they can't defeat her....Stop underestimating and undermining her..so just you could make your fav look good...I don't care about her being the most powerful but you do and if it's bother that's not my fault... Why are u are so insecure.... she's dead already please leave her alone and I don't care about her being popular or ur fav being more more....I want Wanda to become underated again...I miss the days where the scarlet witch fandom is quiet....

sorry again... the English is bad and its jumbled and rushed i just woke up after having a bad dream and also I can't stop thinking about some of the disgusting comments I read on YouTube bout her kids.... grown man hating on children for acting like normal...children I am so annoyed and disgusted.

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collectorofcringe2 · 4 months

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Heyy!!, i re-did the basic drawn of kevin's family, ill do a litle bio.

⬇️

° "Peach" Diamond: she is not realy peach, but her name is too big so they abreviate to peach, she has division related abilities, and is from the 5° diamond authority, being in pink position in it, she is patient and cool, but when she is angry she is like a.... Idk how to describe, she stress her self easily, she likes to cook and likes human culture, she added human characteristics to her form.

° "Peach" Pearl: She doesent have a big dependency in her diamond as cannon pearl, just a bit, she feels that she is not serving the right gem, but at the same time feels that she is, she is cool and likes do do things with Kevin, and is besties with her diamond, MAYBE something more.

° Kevin: "Peach" diamond's son, he and his mother can live togeter for a reason, that i cant say by spoiler reasons, he has related to division abilities like his mom, he is a normal and younger than cannon steven, he likes to run, use skate, bike, rollers, and others, he is a exited, and lovely child, and he loves sweets, but he's mom dont let he eat all the time for healthy reasons (that always bothered me in cannon su)

°Molly and polly: they are kevin kittens, cant tell more by spoiler reasons.

#au #kevin au su #steven universe #su au #digital art #kevin au #su #kevin su #kevin #“Peach” Diamond au

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angel-zophiel · 1 year

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Hi, could you write something about Jean Paul Valley again? I have an idea this time, but you can do a freestyle, I don't mind. What JPV's daily life is like with his partner (who is a homo magi or just a regular magic user) and his cat (I need George in this). You know, sometimes I like to think about what his life is like when he doesn't have to run around Gotham as Azrael. As always, I wish you a good day/evening and lots of ideas, take care!! ☺️🌷

"God it smells so good!" You groaned under your breath as the gentle fragrance of dinner wafted into your room. You quickly abandoned the work you had been attending to and followed the scent towards the kitchen, and that was where you found Jean-Paul in his most natural state. He was leaned slightly over the counter with his hair pulled up. "What are you cooking?" He whipped his head back, having embarrassingly been caught by surprise.

He smiled upon seeing you there and nodded, "Why, does it smell good?"

You scoffed and nodded before hopping up onto the counter, letting your legs dangle off the side.

"Had I known you could cook I would've put a ring on you when we met." He laughed this time and turned back towards the stove.

"Had I known you were so fond of food, I would've brought you meals instead of flowers." He turned the burner up and walked towards the fridge, rummaging around for whatever else it was he felt he needed.

As if being summoned by the glorious concoction Jean was cooking as well, George, Jean's kitten wandered into the room, meowing loudly as he did so. Since he had been found on the street, George had always been a screamer. You liked to joke that he just had a lot to say, but the jokes would become less funny at 4am when the kitten would interrupt your oh-so-beloved rest. "Yes, pumpkin?" Jean called, closing the fridge with the butter in hand, "Are you hungry?" Instead, George ignored him and walked over to the counter you were sitting on, rubbing against your dangling legs. "Oh, now he has favorites." Jean feigned. "Of course he does. Look at me." Jean rolled his eyes and turned back towards the stove. "You know George, I brought you here." To which the kitten yelled in reply.

You barked out a laugh before waving your hand in a circular motion, causing the kitten to levitate into the air. He slowly drifted upwards until he landed softly in your lap.

"Tada!" You exclaimed to the kitten, giving him playful little jazz hands. Jean smiled at your childish display. "George told me that he thought it was great." "Wasn't it?" You cooed, sliding your hand slowly past the side of your head cockily. Jean shrugged, doubling back on his compliment.

"Well, I think it was a little basic but, you know, good enough for the cat I guess." "Don't try to humble me." You quipped. George curled into your lap as you gently stroked his fur, combing behind his ears and down to his tail. The room and ambiance were far too comfortable for you to return back to your work, so you decided to forgo it and just watch Jean finish cooking the rest of the meal, "Oh also," You said, the memory of a previous conversation popping back into your mind, "How is Kevin?" You asked, eyes glued onto the now-purring kitten in your lap. "Kevin?" I dont know any...kevins..." His looked shifted to one of recognition,"Oh! At the hospice." He let out a short sigh. "Oh, that doesn't sound like it's anything good." You grabbed one of the bananas that rested on the counter beside you and began to peel it.

"Its not." He lowered the heat and put a lid on the pot before turning to face you, arms crossed in resignation. "I cant be that upset though, I mean-" He shook his head as he remembered just how upset he had been over the loss of one of his patients, "Its a hospice. People are sent there to die, and yet I feel as if I- if I were to just- I don't know, do better? I could save them. Everyone that comes in there is just so..." Jean's grip loosened and his hands dropped, grabbing onto the counter behind him, "resigned to dying."

He sighed before tilting his head to the side, his glasses sliding down the bridge of his nose. "So yeah. Kevin's gone." "That just sounds hard doll." You said heartfully, your attention now given to him fully. "You know this, probably better than most others, but you can't save everyone." You comforted. His entire life, day and night was essentially dedicated to saving others. Be it as Azrael or Jean Paul, and yet at times it seemed he struggled more with the people at the Hospice than he did when the countless goons of the city shot round after round at him. Because when he was with the goons, it was Azrael who had to handle everything. But at the hospice, it was just Jean-Paul. And it was just Jean-Paul that had to watch as soul after soul was brought there, waiting to die. Losing someone as Azrael never hurt as much as they did, because when it was Azrael he could justify to himself that he did his best. But the Hospice was out of his control. He couldn't help them, only try to make them as comfortable as possible.

"I don't know.." He trailed off. Shaking his head slightly he looked back up at you grinning, "But if you're looking for good news, foods ready."

#azrael #jean paul valley #azrael dc #azrael imagine #jeanpaul valley x reader #im so serious when I tell yall this man can cook #is it obvious i just discovered people made dividers on tumblr #lmfao theyre so pretty its not my fault

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annual-amerikate · 1 year

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i can not handle season 2 episode 2 of yellowjackets.

this contains heavy spoilers as well as my complete review and thoughts on the episode.

all tws are (hopefully) tagged.

its the most disturbing, by far.

shauna dealing with jackie makes me almost vomit. the way shauna acts, in every single way, that jackie is alive. i was terrified by the sight.

tai's sleepwalking also getting progressively worse and worse plays into so much more of the episode. she is even able to cut herself free from the rope she and van tie around each other and almost stumbles off a cliff trying to follow the man with no eyes.

lottie having to reveal the way travis died to nat, i was throughly in tears at this point. nat's reaction and travis's trauma makes me want more of their interactions.

as well as that, laura lee's ghost, which is essentially the anti jackie. instead of being there to remind shauna of what she has done, laura lee is there as an omen of death and rebirth.

nat and travis' hunting expedition also made me cry like a bitch, but i got quite upset at nat. they split up in opposite directions. nat to hunt and travis to find javi. nat fakes finding one of javi's jackets bloody to get travis some closure. it's sweet in a genuinely fucked up way.

but, that gesture eventually leads to them having sex, which nat has a perfectly fun time doing. but travis imagines lottie walking him through the whole thing. the entire time as he has sex with nat, lottie guides him. which leads into jackie's cremation failure, which i will get to.

lottie knows what shauna and jackie are doing in the shed, well mostly shauna, jackie can't do much. shauna is losing everything she has out there i cant even explain how sick to my stomach i felt watching her burn jackie.

"jackie, i'll never have another friend like you. i don't even know where you end and i begin. i'm sorry. and i love you." - shauna to jackie as she cremated her.

along with jackie they also cremate javi's jacket.

callie, sweet callie. she is going through it. she broke up with kyle. so her and her bestie go to a bar, eventually callie meets this guy and spills it all about shauna cheating on jeff.

turns out the guy is kevin's partner, you know nat's old detective friend, that is on adam (shauna's mistress's) case. it's a moment. kevin even comes to question shauna.

now modern day tai is going through it. she hallucinates sammy coming to her house, and then after she calls her ex wife, they find out that sammy has been at school for 2 hours. tai later gets in a car crash with simone in the car.

anyways, back to our old 1996 crew. jackie's cremation doesn't go through. some weird force sets out the fire right as she is perfectly cooked. so all the crew eat her. they imagine they are in ancient greece, feasting on foods of the past, the gorge themselves on jackie's corpse. like wild animals.

the only one who doesn't is coach ben, and he is terrified. that man, i worry for him. genuinely.

and that is how we wrap up season 2 episode 2 of yellowjackets.

it was an amazing episode, and it felt like a season premiere more than the last one. the pacing was great, and the cinematography had me in shambles. i felt sick to my stomach, yet entranced the whole time. nothing could have prepared me for it.

10/10

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bwoahtastic · 2 years

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For the abo finishing school: what if Nico and Kevin meet during a class and just instantly know that they are mates, but because they both have the emotional maturity of a peanut, it all goes to shit. Maybe Kevin gets uncomfortable with his compatibility with Nico and rejects him rather harshly, hurting Nicos feelings and making him lash out in turn. Thus creating a form of rivalry/competition between them where they will: make fun of and tease the other (eg Nico stealing Kevin's things and holding it above his head to get his attention), or ignoring the other (Kevin acting like he doesn't see the Omega flirting with Nico, but just accidentally spilling juice on them).

This also means that they can't pick each other for mixed classes, but turn everything into a competition. Creating a really sexual and aggressive atmosphere even in innocent domestic classes like cooking, because they can't keep their eyes of each other, and also trying to one up the other and make suggestive poses with the other participants. No one wants to partner up with them anymore.

NNGGG PLLSSS

Their first meeting being civil enough, until they bump into each other/shake hands/any other way in which their skin touches and they just KNOW what they are supposed to be. But its scary cos both came to this school cos they are honestly clueless about mating and lowkey scared about settling down, mating, and having pups.

I just absolutely wheezed at "emotional maturity of a peanut" cos i think thats the best description of these two ever sksfdsfsdfsfsdf. Kevin rejecting Nico and nico just being so hurt and lashing out and the rivalry starts there, both wanting to show they are better off without the other and too good for them too!

Nico just holding Kevin's backpack above his head until Kevin growls and punches Nico in the balls, Kevin spilling his orange juice over Omega Max who was innocently talking to Nico and just creating an uncomfortable environment for some other students.

And its sad cos it ends up with both of them not having many friends, so Nico cant really joing casual playfights and Kevin has no friends to nest with, and ofc they arent finding anyone else to court either. The Omegas finding Kevin crying his little heart out at some point cos his heart is just aching, having no pack, having lost his chance at an Alpha, and being so far from home... And Nico just gets really quiet and flinches when Daniel tries to get him to join the playfighting and both are just going through it(tm)

Maybe they have another kneeling class and everyone pairs up quicker than ever because they are all in on the plan, leaving just kevin and Nico who are too tired too bicker and desperate enough for any type of contact that they dont turn each other away either. and kevin just starts crying when he kneels between Nico's legs and rests his head on Nico's thigh while Nico strokes his hair cos this is all he ever wanted! And Nico just slips off his chair to hug Kevin and apologise and Toto should tell them to sit up and practise more but he can see they need this as well! And pllls Kevin being pulled into a nest that evening by the other omegas, and the alphas getting Nico to join their playfights again!

#asks #abo finishing school

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6ftkyle · 1 year

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kay two for the game

this has been sitting in my drafts, i fuckin forgot about it until i was looking in my blog for an ask game to reblog and realized i never answered this. (this game)

Wakes up first. kyle. kenny has terrible sleep hygiene and wanders about the house through odd hours of the night before he finally crashes out, then doesnt wake up until like noon. kyle wakes up at the same time every morning no matter the time he personally goes to bed.

Sings in the shower. kenny! hes got a beautiful voice, and he makes use of it in the shower.

Makes breakfast every morning. kenny is a miserable cook, he does things to food kyle didn't even know were possible. he can work a microwave and a toaster, but anything more advanced than that and he gets utterly lost in the kitchen. and as i said before, kyle wakes up first, so he makes breakfast, then wakes kenny up long enough to eat, then lets him go back to bed.

Is the first to think about adopting/having a child. kenny i think. They for kevin one time and seeing Kyle get on the floor and play gently with the small kids really awakens his baby fever. he cant stop thinking about the image of kyle holding their own sweet little baby and it haunts him for weeks.

Gets sick the easiest. oh kyle lmao, thats just canon

Loves to cuddle. honestly, i think both of them. i know thats such a cop out answer, but i think kyles one of those people that puts up very strong physical boundaries, to a point where he makes himself touch-starved and hardly knows how to let himself be touched, but kenny is suuuuper touchy-feely. hangs all over him, grabs his arm, stands too close to him. once they're a couple, kyle loosens up on touch a lot and makes up for lost years and spends a lot of time touching and being close to kenny.

i guess thats not wholly cuddling, but i think about k2 idly touching each other a LOT. thats more romantic to me than cuddling

Falls asleep on the couch while they’re watching a movie. to come back to kenny's poor sleep hygiene again, im gonna say hes the one who falls asleep during a movie. kyle's too engrossed in finishing it, even if he hates the movie. he cant fall asleep while there's something happening on screen.

Is super clingy. i feel like i kinda answered this in the cuddling question, but kenny! i will say i dont like the, like, concept of clingy in the like 'naggy whiny needy' kind of way since it's usually just a way of talking down on people? but in terms of like physically touching up on each other all the time, kennys more likely to be literally physically clinging to kyle.

#ask game #ty bestieeeeee #k2

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sugarcherriess · 1 year

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Alright im realizing this and the prev cobie one are both kinda ironic since i never really cared for twilight other than the wolves😅

Vampire!Kevin x normie human fem!reader + smut (maybe tiny angst...I'm sooo indecisive😭)

I just cant get the idea of this w/ like a sensual vibe to it idk, im gonna just let you run wild w/ this and the cobie one😌😘

I think i can cook something like that up 🤔🤔 feeling like kevin and y/n getting in dumb arguments and then fucking it out of their systems 😌

#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Adonis Speaks #request

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kindtobechurlish · 1 year

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“Kevin, you sit around and say you don’t want to be with me.. and I give you signs”, woman, you act like you rub my back at night, you cook me breakfast, and you complain when I don’t cook dinner. That is not happening. You act like you call me, I don’t answer, and it amounts to me hanging with “the guys.” Woman, you are acting like you are better than me, with your signs. It’s like a rich man talking cant to me, telling me about his business.. and he just wants to suck my black dick. He figures my words won’t match with my speech, and rather I am a homophobe or gay.. he will benefit due to the money. No. I have used a son of a bitch to prove a point, and you aren’t using me to prove a point to every man who didn’t marry you. That is your signs. “I’m giving you signs like you are a mere man and I am a goddess, because of me can you have your riches.” Why would I want to be with with you, why would I want to have a child with you? “I go silent because I cry”, do you think I say things just to be hurtful? I mean it, Liz, and I don’t like how you do me. I’m not being a bitch to ignore it, and let you continue this. “Liz, why are you giving him signs, can you read?”, that’s what I’m doing. I like action, not some cunt bitch who acts like she is a cat I am the mouse, it’s a cartoon, and I am running along her fingers like it’s a keyboard and she’s playing with me. My ex told me she plays with my emotions like Jesus did Mary, i said, “ok, enough of you”, and now she is giving me signs like I am to help her. I’m not giving her shit, she won’t talk to me again. It’s not the action of her playing and me caring, it’s her comparing me to that idiot god after I sat around and personified the God of Jeshurun. That’s why I’m telling you about a bitch that thought she was “Mary”.. and not only her, but many women have the messiah complex. “Why you don’t want to be with these women”, I just told you, and I’m not hiding the fact.. women see I would be dedicated to God, but those assholes who aren’t personifying God she is nice to. “Haha.” That’s why I act like this, and I know what I don’t want. If you don’t like my moral, if you don’t like me, stop giving me signs and move on. If you aren’t going to do the necessary for me now, be just like that bitch who doesn’t like me now. 🔒I would rather trust in God, verses me making a place of carpet burn lesbians who can’t take action and they let that bastard I don’t want to meet, that witch, just smile in pictures like he is for “the people.”

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kurulover · 5 years

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*adds three spices and fresh greens to my instant-pho* I’m a chef lol :)

#shut it kev #I cant cook. Kevin cant cook. No kevin can cook.

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bulkhummus · 3 years

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wtnv hc’s no one asked for that i wrote last night bc i woke up and couldnt fall back asleep

1. Cecil is a neat freak — Carlos, scatterbrained and busy and constantly thinking about science, is not. Cecil is a neat freak because he grew up in a messy house because Abby was doing her best to raise him (and eventually Janice) and didn’t prioritize their house being in tip top shape. This made him resident cleaner— and found comfort in controlling the cleanliness of his home, as it was one of the few things he could dictate.

2. Abby got pregnant shortly out of college, she doesn’t know who the father is, because it was a one night stand and he left before she could get his name.

3. Earl had a thing for Cecil, but is actually not into men. He tried to kiss him once when they were teenagers, and Cecil responded, suprised, but it made Earl realize that while he loved Cecil, he was not sexually attracted to men. Cecil was never aware of his feelings— and assumed the kiss was because they’d shared a tall boy in the Ralph’s parking lot that the FOW bought for them.

4. Steve Carlsberg is one of the few people who can enter and leave the library unscathed. No one knows how he does this, or what he goes in there for.

5. Carlos is the second child oldest child, with an older sister who is an Undertaker, and two younger siblings. A sister who is in college for accounting and a brother who is in high school and wants to be a psychologist. His mother has a Ph. D and is a researcher and his father owns and runs a small restaurant. He grew up in New York. His family was always accepting of him being gay.

6. Carlos loves theater (canon) BUT he never actually performed in shows or plays because he gets stage fright. On saturdays, he and Esteban make puppets and put on a show for a delighted Cecil. Afterwards they have a big brunch.

7. Leonard Burton never married, but he had an on again off again physical relationship with a person in town who he had, on multiple occasions, asked Cecil to deliever hand written letters to during his intern errands. Cecil never saw the person but knew their name was Frankie.

8. Michelle is a lesbian, and Maureen is demisexual.

9. Esteban is clairvoyant— Cecil is first to find out, and it takes him three whole months to convince Carlos. The convincing factor is when Cecil calls Carlos in a panic after Esteban began whaling about something being wrong with ‘Daddy’ to find out that Carlos was moments away from mixing the wrong chemicals together. (Esteban calls Cecil papa).

10. Aubergine is a french bulldog. Cecil liked his snorting breaths, and they chose him because he walked right up to Carlos at the pound and Cecil considered the dog having good taste.

11. Cecil wears shoe inserts when his back is bothering him. He prefers to sit at events if he can, and he cant eat too much sugar or his ears ring. He takes medication for his lyme disease.

12. Carlos eventually tells Cecil that he was in the DOW for what was 10 years to him, and is terrified that Cecil would be mad. He’s suprised to find that Cecil is crying, not because he’s sad, but because he’s so touched that Carlos has loved him for so long and so passionately.

13. Charles has a large back piece tattoo of several religious scripts and images that mean a lot to him. He adds to it after listening to Kevin speak about the smiling god. When Kevin sees it, he cries for the first time in years.

14. Cecil only works at the station a few times a month. His days are spent making his podcast, gathering info and intel, and being house husband for Carlos who is the breadwinner. Cecil can’t cook for shit, but he can bake really well. He bakes when he is stressed. Carlos is a very good cook, and tries to be home early enough to cook for them.

15. Night Vale celebrates halloween except its the only day of the year where everything in town is completely normal.

16. Telly the Barber was a scapegoat for something larger that Carlos was involved in that Cecil was a part of covering up.

#wtnv #wtnv headcannons #welcome to night vale #cecil palmer #carlos the scientist #earl harlan #abby palmer #steve carlsberg #esteban wtnv #charles the theologist #kevin wtnv

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If you ate every alien ben could turn into, what would be the top 5 and bottom 5 tastiest do you think (any form of cooking or preparing the aliens is allowed)

i dont know if ths is a fetish question or genuine actual question. but im answering anyway because thats a really good question Ripjaws. tastes like cod but a little to the left. no pizza left trout. nothing to brag about but its good. 4/10 im not a big fan of trout XLR8. that is one VERY skinny boi. the muscles are super hard and chewy and your jaws WILL hurt. a steak knife has trouble cutting through a steak. you can boil him but it pretty much just falls apart like an overboiled potato. great for stews, barely any meat tho. 6/10 Rath. 0/10. good steaks, perfect for BBQ, tastes a little bit like spicy lamb or lamb taco. deducting every point at the thought of eating a kitty though Atomic X. this is a tin can filled with radioactive energy. if you eat him your dna unravels INSTANTLY. 10/10 EXTREMELY recommended experience. use a can opener. Grey Matter. this is a frog. we are not french here. 0/10 Bullfrag. contrary to popular beliefs this is not a frog, its a fursona, so hes safe to eat. naturally salty, meat has the consistency of boiled chicken, only use pepper and onions. any onion goes. great for onion soup. 1/10 i dont like onions Liam. hes not one of bens aliens but im putting him on here eitherway. tastes like chicken 10/10. Upgrade. tastes like a spoon actually. wouldnt recommend it. 10/10 the taste is bearable and consistent and you know exactly what to get and its kind of like eating a really thick yoghurt or molten aliminum but weirder. dont eat if you have fillings or holes in your teeth. you know when you get aliminiumin from a candy wrapper inside a filling? dont eat him. uness you have iron deficiencies. Heatblast. ow. no. dont. inedible. pain. third degree burns in your mouth and throat instantly and you die. tastes like charcoal and burnt overcooked sausages anyways so youre not missing out on anything. consistency of charcoal. youre better off using him as a campfire. 0/10 Ditto. 12/10 flesh tastes like a marshmellow, eyeballs and green dots taste like blue raspberry and green energy drinks. the black parts of his body tastes like licorice. you can eat him raw but the moral weight on your shoulders and regret will make you wish you hadnt. you can p much bake, cook, bbq, and boil him but only the white parts. the green parts are great for pie and tart fillings. the black parts have to be eaten raw tho because boiled licorice is gross and disgusting. you CAN make jerky form the black parts and put them in vodka to get alien licorice vodka. if you dehydrate the bones you get something that tastes and feels like crackers and is great for your calcium intake. the whiskers are like pocky sticks with white chocolate :3 Kevin. not one of bens aliens but hes here anyways. dont eat kevin. Shocksquatch. ideally you make a rug and throw the rest away to the worms. tastes like monkey breath. not worth it. 0/10 Goop. tastes like a mix between kiwi and assorted fruits jelly but also tastes kind of like snot and has a slimy consistency that makes it hard to swallow, like an eel. theres this one type of viscous liquid that is essentially self-pouring that i cant remember the name of, but if you pour it from one bucket into another it just keeps pouring itself on its own, even after you tilt the bucket back up. thats the slime im talking about. so like hes tasty if youre 5 years old, but you WILL choke if you try to eat goop. you may eat him. ONCE. 9/10, deducting a point for the very distinctive snot flavour Waybig. you cant eat waybig. im sorry but hes too big. Rook. not one of bens aliens but hes on here anyway. mostly muscle, not a lot of meat on the body tho. kind of like an inner filet but all over. kind of tastes like hog and beef. would be served at fancy resturants. but dont eat him please hes very polite Ghostfreak. you eat air? you want eat fucking air????? AIR??? helium. you could inhale him. perfect for vaping. NRG. same concept as Atomic X but hes spicier. you ever eat chili flakes? tastes like chili flakes and a wrench. you will die. Diamondhead. tastes like a rock. 10/10 Gwen or

any other anodite. not bens alien but dont eat her. same concept as unraveling your dna due to radioactivity except your chakras are unraveled instead. Four Arms. LOTS of meat here, very tasty, tastes like a very juicy hamburger in the forme of a steak. fucking delicious. if you can figure out how to defeat him hes truly worth the effort. Top 5 would def be Ditto, Rook, Diamondhead, Ripjaws, and Upgrade Bottom 5 would be Goop, Upchuck, Ghostfreak, Wildmutt, and Rath

#ben 10 #ben 10 alien force #ben 10 ultimate alien #ben 10 omniverse #omniverse

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escapewriter · 3 years

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main masterlist || tbz written masterlist

read this if you would like to request something

a/n : IM SORRY FOR ANY TYPOS

tbz reaction to s/o bringing them breakfast in bed

sangyeon : he would be so sleepy SO IDK I JUST IMAGINE HIM BEING FED. like your make him sit up and his eyes are kinda droopy because he’s tired but he’s awake enough to eat. so you kinda just feed him until he grabs the utensil and feeds you. PLEASE

jacob : if you were a heavy sleeper, jacob would definitely wake up before you. so the breakfast is bed wouldn’t exactly be a surprise, more just a favor you would do for him. “i’ll go make breakfast.” he’d ask if you needed help, to which you decline.

“relax, let me make you some breakfast in bed.” he’d smile at you, thinking about how lucky he is to have someone like you.

younghoon : he’d pout and get emotional. he’d immediately want to shoot up and try to make you some lunch or something just to return the nice gesture. but instead, he just makes you sit with him and eat too as you watched the tv that he turned on.

“i cant believe you made this for me. it really touches me heart.”

“i’m glad you like it younghoon.”

jaehyun : he’d be surprised to see the food you made for him. but he’d get really excited to try the food too because you both never really made breakfast for one another. so the second he took his first bite, you held your breath, nervous on how he’ll react. but when he let out the satisfied hum and wide eyes looking into yours, you let out the breath.

he held out his hand, giving you a tumbs up and he nodded his head, looking about at the food in his lap. “this is REALLY good. you need to cook for me more often.” you knew you’d regret this later.

juyeon : man, his eye smile would be the only thing you’d see the second you enter the room with his breakfast. he wouldn’t be able to stop smiling because this made his morning brighter because it was a good start to the day. and then after every bite he takes, (idk if any of you saw that one video of him when he likes food and when he doesnt) he’ll make that faces that makes you think it isnt good but it actually is.

“wow this is amazing.”

“juyeon, your reactions keep giving me a heart attack.”

kevin : kevin might honestly wake up to the noise. he’d hear the clanking of the pan or something and would go out to try and investigate. but when he sees you cooking, he’ll come up behind you and ask what you’re cooking, to which you pout and tell him what you were planning.

“oh shoot! wait, i wasn’t here, okay? I WASNT! this is all an imagination~”

he’ll rush back to bed and try to sleep so you can continue on with your surprise.

chanhee : why does it feel like he’d hesitate. like you come in with food and he’d just eye you suspiciously or something. “what did you do to it?” or like “will i get food poisoning?” but then you remind him that your cooking has gotten better because of all the times you’ve cooked with him.

“i get that you cooked with me, but i usually do all the work while you taste test everything.”

“okay then taste test this for me.”

“but i might die.”

changmin : changmin would uwu. like, he’d see you come in the bedroom with the tray and his eyes would just turn into hearts. idky but i can just here him say something like “for me?? really???” then you’d joke and sit on the edge of the bed, “no it’s for me.” IDK BUT I JUST CANT BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU JOKED WITH HIM, HE’D STILL BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU EAT OR YOU PUTTING EFFORT INTO DOING SOMETHING SO KIND FOR HIM.

haknyeon : haknyeon seems like the type to wake up as your cooking. he would smell the food and immediately would hear his stomach growl in hunger, but he waits patiently for you to wake him up. what he didn’t expect was you bringing him a big tray of food so he could have breakfast in bed. he’d sit up with wide eyes, his mouth agap as he had no words from how confused he was.

you giggle at how adorable he is and explained your reasoning, “you’ve been working hard lately. i thought you could wake up to something nice like breakfast in bed.”

he’s literally shooting you heart eyes as he grabs your hand as kisses it, “thank you so much, i love it.”

sunwoo : he’d would get very excited. he’d kiss your cheek as you placed the tray on his lap. you’d try to go to the kitchen to clean up the mess but he would make you stay and would tell you that he would clean everything after you eat with him.

he’ll be holding up food “say ‘ahh’.” you giigle and open your mouth as he feeds it to you. “thank you for the breakfast, i’ll wash everything for you.”

eric : the second you walk into the room with the tray in your hands, you knew you should’ve woken him up first. you carefully placed the tray of food on the other side of the bed so he wouldn’t hit it. you’d try to wake him up but nothing. he’ll only mumble and wave his hand at you asking for 5 more minutes.

but then he smells the food. his eyes open a little bit as he sits up a bit, leaning on his forearms. he spots the tray next to him as he looks up at you, “i mean if you dont want it, i can eat—”

“NO! i mean, you can have some, but i want some too.” you roll your eyes with a smile as he sits up, ready to devour the food you brought him.

#the boyz #the boyz scenarios #the boyz reactions #the boyz imagines #the boyz drabbles #tbz #escapewriter.request #escapewriter reaction

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mariesocuniverse · 3 years

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Relationships: Maknae line

MelKev

first knew him because of of kpop star when she was channel surfing and heard him audition

fell in love with his voice when she heard him sing but then again who didnt

the same thing happened to him and he thinks she sings like an angel

he heard her singing for the first time and was like “is this what heaven sounds like?”

hyped the fuck out of Half

they covered A Whole New World once and deobis called them a real life Disney prince and princess

piano teacher kevin vlive ft student melody

he taught her a song but not without them giggling abt random things in the comments or jokes they said to each other

she can always count on him to make her smile whenever she’s sad whether it be a dumb joke or just taking her out to take her mind off things

theres a cafe near their dorm jokingly dubbed “MelKev’s Cafe” bc of how much they go there together

seriously i think the baristas have their orders memorized by now

sometimes when they hang out they dont even speak they just vibe in silence drawing or making bracelets

NewMel

fashion buddies!

dyed her hair pink to match his

they go shopping together and try out clothing they pick out for each other

half of each other’s closets are things they bought for each other

“Chanhee which one of these should i get?” “the one on the left suits you better”

refuses to acknowledge he’s tall even though she’s smol

“melody i’m literally taller that you” “but are you tho?”

if changmin or juyeon aren’t available he goes to Melody for help dance help

constantly asks him to cook food for her even thought she’s fully capable of doing it

agrees bc he realized how skinny she was when they went shopping and found out her size

likes to randomly go up to him and hug him for the sole reason of wanting to hug him

he gets shy whenever he sings with her around bc she looks at him with so much admiration

deobis want to have a duet together but creker has yet to give it to them

the only crumbs they get is during vlives and the hum to parts of a song together

JiJi

JiJi bc minji and ji changmin

cant understand how someone as cute as him could like scary stuff like Annabelle

scared Melody to the point where she almost cried and never tried again because he felt bad

doesn’t stop them from scaring the others tho

chanhee still hasnt forgiven them for that one incident with the nun mask

always pokes his dimple when given the opportunity

always goes to him when she can’t get dance steps down

makes sure he eats and rest well because we all know he only eats because he has to to survive

“ji changmin i can and will drag you out of this room to the dorm if you don’t stop right now”

it has happened once in which she tried dragging him away and it ended up changmin picking her up and running to the dorm laughing

her plan worked but at what cost

his sister practically adopted her into the family so he jokingly calls her ji minji (aka the ji siblings by deobis)

HakMel

goes >:( when melody doesn’t eat well or just picks at her food

whenever he finds somewhere new to eat he makes sure to bring leftovers for here

“oh haknyeon what is-” “nope these are all for melody”

one time he snuck a burger for her to eat when she was supposed to be on a diet when she was a trainee

the supervisor never caught them

cheered for haknyeon during pd101 and visited the set during breaks

he was pretty sure several of them tried to flirt with her but managed to direct her attention away from them

helps him when he falls behind in things

makes sure he wont get ignored when he needs help and everyone else is busy or when he doesnt get enough screentime

personal hypewoman pt 2

proudly walked around stage with a haknyeon slogan she got from a fan during a concert

one time during a fansign she pretended to be a fan and pretended to faint bc of haknyeon

HakMel shippers won that day

tried to teach her how to bboy one day and failed miserably

trot duets

likes to hold hands bc he doesnt want her to be lost and separated from each other

SunMel

melody’s babie pt 1

pretends to hate her affection sometimes but she can tell he likes it

gave him a back hug during a video and its always the first clip in every SunMel video

visited the set of high school rapper during his audition and was sad when he got eliminated

the other contestants kept staring at him off camera so he tried his best to his best to hide her

“oh isn’t that mark from-” “HEY NOONA LOOK AT THAT”

she still got to meet mark much to sunwoo’s disappointment and got his number

type of brother who is protective but also wonders when she’ll get a bf

teases her abt how she’s still single

but all glares at every guy that looks her way

helps his rap making when he has writers block and needs more inspiration

one time she felt asleep in the studio while she was with him so he just put his sweater on her and moved her to the couch while he worked

makes fun of her when she tries to rap

“noona there’s a reason why you’re not a rapper” “YAH KIM SUNWOO”

MelRic

Melody’s babie pt 2

takes advantage of the fact he’s the group’s maknae

she could get mad or annoyed at him but the minute he looks at her with those puppy dog eyes she caves

one of the first people to get close to her because of his extroversion

literally walked up to her and introduced himself and she was like “i will protect this boi with my whole being”

“noona thats not a lot of being tho” “ERIC ISTG”

theyre just a pair of energetic puppies when they hang out together

eric gives her energy and then she gets hyper and then they turn into a chaotic pair

sometimes during breaks between dance practice he drags her to the middle to dance to some random kpop song

mostly consisting on got7 and shinee

he doesnt if melody seems really tired

eric had a tinie crush on her when they were trainees but faded after like a month

now he’s just the annoying little brother that wants all her love and attention at all times

MelJoon

melody’s babie pt 3

also takes advantage that he’s younger but not as much as eric does

said he looked like a cat upon first meeting

makes sure he takes good care of himself and eat well and have plently of rest

she has a cat plushie she named after him

also fashion buddies

bought her a bracelet as a birthday present and she never takes it off

treats him to coffee or lunch frequent

had baragi as a ringtone for the longest time

she’s basically like a proud parent with the whole “you’re doing great sweetie” thing

her voice got heard in the background of one of his insta lives and deobis lost their shit

always calls her when things get stressful and he needs someone to talk to abt it

no matter what time he’ll call she’ll always answer him no matter what

#12th member of the boyz #the boyz female member #the boyz female addition #the boyz female oc #the boyz addition #kpop female addition #the boyz 12th member #tbz oc #tbz female member #tbz female addition

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wakanawill · 3 years

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I got a flower au for Cecil and Kevin.

SO. Flowers grow on them and they show how they feel in flower language. If the emotions are strong then flowers grow faster.

They can tear those flowers out from their skin without any bigger problem. Actually they kinda have to cuz those flowers just grow more and more. So if they dont take them out then they'll end up like walking flower beds.

If those emotions are caused by a specific person they will give those flowers to that person(if they arent hiding their feelings that is).

Which provides funny shenanigans.

Cecil:

Carlos gets a lot of bouquets even from the begening and he isnt exacly sure who gives all of them to him. His scientist were joking that maybe he has another admirer expect the radio host or maybe that those are from him but he forgot to sign. But it sounded absurd because THATS A LOT OF FLOWERS OK? He thought that maybe giving flowers is a sign of appreciation in NV or something or maybe it's some custody to give them to scientists or maybe radio host did say something that made the whole town give him flower or what so ever but it wasn't the weirdest thing to take care at the moment and not a dangerous one as far as tests showed those look and act like normal flowers so he didnt dive into it for a longer time until he run out of vases, glasses and science equipment to keep the flowers in. Then he actually asked about it and somebody explained it to him (Josie or Steve?) and Carlos got ALL RED on face when they translated to him all the meanings of the flowers he got. All the I love you, Your smile is like sunshine, and all the other sweet words.

Also when Cecil was meeting Carlos in person in the first year he may have started eating the flowers that grew on him so it woudnt be THAT obvious that he is all up to hill for Carlos and Carlos is just like "Arent those poisonous?" and Cecil just spits them out in embarrassment. (I need Cecil doing stupid shit)

Steve gets flowers from Cecil too. And all of them mean I hate you, I am disappointed in you and so on. But Steve decided that even tho he knows exacly what those flowers mean, they still look really nice and would look great at dinning table or anywhere in a vase. So they have a lot of hate flowers decorating their home and Abby only gives him funny looks but doesnt mind. Sometimes they may end up using them for cooking or for making some poisons or something. There are like a TON of poisonous flowers and they get them anyway so they better use them. Janise and Abby sometimes gets some flowers too and they joke that they are jealous that Steve gets more.

When Carlos was stuck in the desert otherworld Cecil was walking flower bed cuz he coudnt bother to cut all those flowers since he coudnt really give them to Carlos anyway. Poor Cec.

Kevin:

When he worked with Lauren he end up giving her once a bouquet cuz she irritates and bothers him. But Lauren didnt know that those flowers were basicly passive aggressive fuck you and was just like "Aw that's lovely of you. I just needed a snack!" so he kept doing it for personal satisfaction and to get rid of them. But since they stopped working together he doesnt send her flowers anymore and she just cant figure out why.

In desert otherworld when Carlos was stuck there Kevin would give him flowers too. Which would probably make stuff a bit more awkard(?) cuz Carlos did study flower language after being with Cecil. Not sure tho.

Feel free to use that headcanon if you want. I would be honored. But tell me cuz I would like to see if you make anything

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