okay but kinda hot tho
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can we just talk about the gradient pink-purple on his jagged candy claws it’s so Top 10 Claws
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i’m stronger than you, and if you don’t believe me you should come see for yourself
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How does one win over Iris….
Ever wondered that question?
Well the answer is…..
Psyche.
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OH SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY NARU-CHAN!!! (Jan 1st)
And happy new year I guess 🤷
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for all macaque lovers
Join the cult
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i’m not gonna say it.
stop it.
no i’m not gonna.
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Fun fact about me: a tease that sends me through the roof is just tktktktktk noises but you didn’t hear that from me
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my poor bug…. he’s so silly and we’re kissing on the mouth as we speak!
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*out on a walk with a friend*
Friend: Oh no! They killed the dandelions!
Me: Hm? I’ve never seen dandelions growing around here before.
Friend: Yeah! They had one by that mailbox. Oh, they left a dead one. I wonder if it could grow again?
Me: If it’s a dandelion, maybe.
Friend: I’m going to try. Here, I saved a picture of it from before.
Friend: *shows me a picture of what is definitely not a dandelion: garden center $6 gaillardia perennial*
Me: …
Me: …👍.
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When I was going to the gym this morning the car in front of me purposely speed up to try to hit 4 ducks crossing the road. It was 5 in the morning. There are 2 other lanes he could have gone into.
He missed cause the ducks ran away.
Turns out the guy was heading to the gym too. We got there at the same time.
He had the nerve to hold the door open for me.
Yeah. Ok.
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I’m (a man) so tired of men (Jos Buttler) and their slutty little waists. Put them away. They’re obscene.
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Sounds like you had a lovely surprise princess 🙈🙊
🫣
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What is something you’re working on again in regards to your relationship with tickling? Since being back here :)
Not feeling insecure when being tickled tbh, it got a bit hard for me to let go again in that sense
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i am so (not) ready for the breakup scene. it will end me
All of you: the breakup scene in timeline I is gonna hurt.
Me, knowing what’s about to happen in timeline II
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