#I didn't add Damian bc I always picture him as being like twelve

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The Bats and Alcohol Headcanon

Dick

The reckless and slightly flirty drunk

He will ask you to ask him to do a back flip

"Do you dare me to...?" is a regular thing he says

His acrobatics are still surprisingly good

Frequently yells "PARKOUR" then just jumps off of random things. He has jumped off of many things including:

A building

A plane

Superman (while he was flying)

Batman, they weren't flying or anything. He just climbed on Batman's (yes, Batman, not Bruce) shoulders and jumped. Bruce was trying to have a serious meeting with the Justice League when this happened

Also if he is with close friends he might start losing clothes as the night goes on

Everyone is surprised by how bad his hangovers are. They always expect Goldie to be perky the next day but instead he shows up with sunglasses, a headache, and the greasiest fast food imaginable

While he's fine to get mildly drunk, Dick tries to avoid getting wasted. Partially because he just doesn't enjoy feeling so out of control and also because if he drinks too much he becomes a sloppy drunk

When Dick is sloppy drunk he cries. a lot. But he'll hide it and he try to physically isolate himself. He also texts friends about traumatic experiences and ultimately ends reliving those experiences. Wasted Dick is to be avoided at all costs

He's great to be around if you want a fun time and some funny stories, just respect his limits and don't pressure him to drink too much (I mean that goes for anyone/everyone, but still)

Jason

Melodramatic, clingy, and a bit childlike

Roy is not allowed to leave his side, Jason follows him everywhere

He still acts relatively stoic, but he just grumpily follows Roy or the person he's closest to around

This includes into the bathroom.

And into the shower, nothing happens he literally just stands in the shower fully dressed talking about random shit

This has happened more than once

Roy finds this hilarious

He will often say "HOW DARE YOU..." and throw himself on someone's lap

He also frequently quotes his favorite books and poets. He does this in the most dramatic way possible

One time at a party Roy left to go get a cup of water (without telling Jason) and Jason sat in the corner pouting until Roy came back

Jason has also recited the entirety of Winter's Tale

He also acted it out. Roy recorded the whole thing

One time while drunk Jason decided to put on the hood (no one really knows why), later he forgot he was wearing it and tried to shotgun a beer

Bruce and Alfred rarely see Jason drunk, however when they do it's a little sad because it reminds them of how he was before everything happened. He's less guarded, more childlike, and he even looks less burdened

Hungover Jason is to be avoided at all costs

Tim

Cuddly, sleepy, and encouraging, all he really wants are hugs, naps, and hearts to hearts

No one has ever seen Tim wasted because he always falls asleep before he gets that far.

He is constantly touching someone or holding someone

Tim's drunk heart to hearts are legendary, everyone ends up crying and hugging

He has been known to randomly kiss people on the cheeks or foreheads

His friends have learned to have a designated Tim Hugger at every party

Honestly it's a great role to have, they just make sure to pre plan it to avoid a sad Tim

Tim once drank with Roy, and Jason, Roy has never been so coddled in his life

Tim spent the entire night braiding Roy's hair, while Jason laid on top of him and talked about 19th century literature

Tim should never be drunk with Dick because he will encourage Dick to do anything and everything

"Do you dare me to flip over this bonfire?" "Yes! I believe in you, you can do anything you set your mind to!"

Dick could not flip over a bonfire while drunk

Drunk Tim is pretty wholesome to be around, however he can get really sad if he has no one to cuddle

Tim will also just casually say incredibly sad things like "Honestly I never remember my mom hugging me," or "Yeah I'm just a place holder in the family"

Give hungover Tim coffee and painkillers and he's good to go

#I didn't add Damian bc I always picture him as being like twelve #alcohol #drinking #possible tw #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #batboys #dc #headcanon #mypost