#I do crack myself up

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #madam lan #A-qing #Band AU #(Reminder that Madam Lan's design inspiration goes to Qourmet!) #Madam Lan may have been the winner per vote count but there were so many strong advocates for A-Qing! #I played around with a few versions of what the 'poll winner' art was going to be and ultimately decided I wanted them both. #As any good theater love knows though - The battle for leadership was a ruse. They *all* get a chance to be featured. #Cooperation was the real end goal! However I do think these two have the best frontman energy of the group. #Or at least 'crowd favourite' energy. I also really loved hearing what people thought their vocal styles would be like! #This was probably one of my favourite polls to do and I love drawing these characters a lot B*) #I'd love to spend a bit more time in this AU so count on me bringing it back. #One thing I keep feeling like I need to redeem myself on is Madam Lan's Translucent skirt. I have *not* done the concept justice yet. #It is such a crack-platonic ship but I want to think Madam Lan and A-Qing would enjoy each other's company. #Possibly also with JYL as well. They can be like mutually beneficial therapy dogs to each other. #Madam Lan never got to see her kids grow up into teenagers after all. She only had sons. Never daughters. #Even if she saw her kids once a month we do know she treated them with so much love and kindness. #She would bite the shit out of YZY for yelling at JYL. What a sight to see. A-Qing would also start biting (for fun).

[thedemo32]

#wander over yonder #woy #lord hater #commander peepers #fan art #woy peepers #do you guys think he just sneaks into the skullship to fuck around and find out and cause unintentional chaos while he's high #this was inspired by myself because i crack up just by looking at peepers

[chibi-scone]

People don't give s1 Izzy enough credit. Imagine you're a bratty sub and you think you've landed yourself the cream of the crop of doms for +20 years, but then he turns out to be another sub for the lamest man you've ever seen. Soul crushing stuff. I would've blown the ship up day 1.

#i say this like i don't think sub on sub action is hot but whatever #edizzy #izzy hands #ofmd #people acting like izzys evil incarnate in s1 when hes just a boytoy distraught #goth dick will have you do crazy shit i tell you what #im cracking myself up with this anyway

[astrhae]

The Six of Crows + schools of ethical thought

"No one dances the minuet anymore," grumbled Wylan.

Kaz leaned back. "What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?"

"Knife to the throat?" asked Inej.

"Gun to the back?" said Jesper.

"Poison in his cup?" suggested Nina.

"You're all horrible," said Matthias.

#listen i woke up and thought #wouldn't it be CRACK to think of the crows and ethics #and then i broke myself because actually they DO have moral compasses #and those compasses #point to each other #shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #shadowandboneedit #shadowandbonecentral #shadowandbonesource #six of crows #sixofcrowsedit #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #nina zenik #my edits #socedit #socdaily

[alaynestone]

SHIP PARALLELS: sam's women & dean's men .

#it's a rule #spnedit #deanedit #bisexual!dean #queer!dean #to be clear i do personally choose to headcanon sam as bisexual as well but the show is giving nothing in that department outside of sd #meanwhile with dean it's so obvious and consistent we even know what kind of men he likes #samedit #samdeanedit #supernatural #whatever this is #dean x everyone #sam x everyone #* #and yes i did crack myself up when i chose that deangordon scene

[comfortfrogblog]

“everyone is capable of experiencing goodness and joy. not me th-“ *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

#OH BUT YOU ARE!!!!! YOU ARE!!! i literally prommy #i do NOT prommy if i dont mean it👍 #it fluctuates and it wont always be there bc thats how life and adversity is but it’s THERE!!! #it’s there in the cracks and crevices of your silly little life #it’s in the girl at the mall who looked you in the eyes and smiled #it’s in the baby that stares at you like you hold all the warmth and love in the universe #it’s in the tiny victories like ‘i drank water today’ ‘i woke up today’ ‘i was okay with myself today’ #it’s in the laughter experienced by people around you even if you dont feel like you can participate where you’re at #it’s in your favorite songs and your favorite color and your favorite food and your favorite animal and your favorite blanket and #and it’s in your favorite hobby your favorite outfit your favorite type of bug your favorite tree #and it’s in that safe place you have whether that is the corner of your room or your bed or the bathroom or your floor or wherever it is #the goodness sits there and it sinks in and it doesn’t go away even when you forget it’s there because of all the bad things overshadowing i #it #the goodness sinks its claws into you and sometimes you cannot help but be in awe #maybe you do not feel it right now #but it is there #and i promise that someday you will find it wherever it is resting #cathy says words #comfort #important

[marlynnofmany]

Thanks to whoever it was that had the post about "writing your dessert."

I just finished writing a delightful mix of things that I've enjoyed reading about in other Good Omens fanfics, and I think it turned out great.

Other people who enjoy unexplained nesting instincts in creatures with wings, demon summoning with a side of snark, and getting mistaken for the wrong kind of cryptid entirely will probably enjoy this particular trope cake.

#when the characters aren't human #that makes for some very entertaining possibilities #and I have definitely entertained myself here #you're welcome to come along #enjoy the trope cake #write your dessert #it's always worth it #Good Omens #fanfic #my writing #I apologize for nothing #some of those lines are making ME crack up #I want to draw fanart of my own fanfic #and that's a good sign that it accomplished exactly what it was meant to do

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

The only reason why I love Godzilla is because of THIS 😂:

Literally ME if MinusGoji was on a human height and size...

(I don't own any of this video)

https://x.com/14_kaiju/status/1767373219743555956?s=20

And a bonus pic:

IDK if I feel jealous about it...🤣

#i cracked myself up after i watch this video #MY BRAIN CHILLING UNTIL I TRIED TO CLEAR MY THOUGHTS OUT #HE WAS DATED A MINOR JAPANESE GIRL OMG IS THIS HOW GODZILLA FANS WE LITERALLY DO THAT?!?! #BASICALLY IF I SAW MINUSGOJI IN THAT SIZE I WOULD LITERALLY EXPLODE #godzilla #godzilla minus one #heisei era #monsterverse #kaiju #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla kotm #toho

[williamvapespeare]

i’m a big fan of those 19th century novels with homoerotic framing narratives where a man writes an entire book about the sad downfall of his misunderstood “best friend” and is just obsessed with him the entire time

like, It is with regret that I lift my hand to pen the story of my friend, Mr. Dicksuckington. Indeed, upon reading his name many of you may now tremble with fear at the recollection of what a man by that name is said to have done. But long before anything of that dreadful business had come to light, I had the pleasure of calling myself one of the closest acquaintances, dare I say friends, of Mr. John Dicksuckington and I take it upon myself now to tell the world his story. Mr. Dicksuckington was indeed one of the finest, best, and most well endowed gentlemen I have ever had the pleasure of knowing.

#frankenstein #jekyll and hyde #classic lit #classic lit memes #utterson x jekyll #i'm back with a banger guys #like this is a cracking post if i do say so myself #any 19th century gentlemen looking for a ghostwriter hit me up

[dailykugisaki]

Day 104 | id in alt

*Kugisaki voice* Itadori, your mom is a fucking freak.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #kenjaku #my extension #geto suguru #Kenjaku going down to get a new favorite one of Itadori's friends since junpei died #She likes the ones that are just a little wack #im sorry that motherly shit cannot be extracted #immediately started shaking the nearest kid and the favoritism shined through #treating a random ass girl decently by kenjaku standards than choso bc i think its funny #plus gege just got scared by how many interactions Kugisaki could make interesting i just find it funny #this one is for my one mutual. and the fact i kinda wanted to see what drawing kenjaku would be like #gege fumbled the bag but i dont plan on not grabbing the bag myself #gege dosent know how to properly write a fucked up mother #contrary to popular belief #i do enjoy kenjaku talking and i think xey should talk more actually we haven't milked all the information and interactions outta her yet #also the one glimpse of Kenjakus pupil i based off of the parasite that takes over snails! I thought itd be funny #*cracks knuckles and starts weeping about typing out the id* #yes i use neo pronouns she/he/they/it pronouns for kenjaku. yes i will continue to so unless i am told it is wrong #if i am told it is wrong i will change my shit IMMEDIATELY #i hope i characterized kenjaku correctly #i think i should open asks....

[floofygeck]

New brainrot discovered

Activating “make unfunny memes” mode

#goosebumps #slappy the dummy #shitpost #I crack myself up sometimes #I really do

[chvoswxtch]

I found this beautiful picture of jon and I needed to share it with y’all bc it’s my new favorite picture of him ever and I will be using it as my go to reaction picture for everything now thx

#why does it look like frank just accidentally shot matt in his perfect ass #like oops #sorry red #don’t worry i’ll kiss it better #oops altar boy’s big mad #gone and pissed off the devil #do you still wanna be boyfriends ??? #aldjsjsk I crack myself up #frank castle #the punisher #jon bernthal

[todayisafridaynight]

and if i say hehe

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #arasawa #masumi arakawa #jo sawashiro #snap sketches #this the sauciest we're getting i QUIT #the one rare occurrence where im having jo be smooth for once. he aint even smooth he screamin on the inside trust me #this is a shitpost in my heart but i also had to sleep before finishing it. #i said id have this done at 4AM and it is 8:36AM WHAT HAPPENED #im getting slower..... this had no reason to take up so much time that i had to force myself awaY BYE #WHATEVER. i dont have anything else to say. probably. #im gonna do a comm after i take a lil break cause I Expected To Have This Done Last Night/This Ass-Crack-Of-Dawn Morning #then when i finish THAT i'll probably take a break from drawing for the day #This the thing i was struggling to draw the other day. btw. for some reason ???????? brain was broken plain and simple #ok bye bye it's my break time if parts of this look wonky or w/e i do not care we're MOVING ON

[ephemerasnape]

Bait and Switch (Audio)

Sebastian and Ominis discuss a serious problem they're having... 🤣

"I do not have pimples!" - Sebastian Sallow

AUDIO 18+

(Humor. Not explicit, innuendo only, but still potentially embarrassing :)

If you enjoyed this, check out my other works!

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #ai audio #victor rookwood #public service announcement #fourth wall #humor #take a joke #bait and switch #shameless self promotion #sorry not sorry #probably going to piss some people off #hope ya'll don't take yourselves too seriously #i sure as fuck don't #calling myself out #do you feel called out #well you should #i crack myself up #i love the boys truly but #ya'll bitches cray #it be like that #ya'll upsetting ominis #harry potter hogwarts game

[a-literate-chicken]

BAWKTOBER day 10: harvest moon

Another quick/low-effort piece but it still makes me chuckle a little.

@makenna-made-this

#chickens #chickenblr #chicken #bawktober #chicken doodles #chicken art #bawktober 2023 #i crack myself up #I do art just to make myself laugh

[thriftdyke]

[snickers commercial voice except the year is 1878] you’re not you when you’re horny. have some corn flakes

#is this too specific of a joke. #I’m cracking myself up please see my genius I’m begging you #snickers #kelloggs #corn flakes #lmao do you think anyone is going through the corn flakes tag #idk why I’m adding tags I just need this to get out to the cereal community #cereal