#I do water or tea

[ichigomaniac]

Sharing interests

#wriolette #wriothesley #neuvillette #genshin impact #i want them to do share their interests #neuvi tasting teas with wrio #maybe he can give him tips on what water to use

[inkskinned]

it takes a really long time to unlearn but there's no such thing as "cheating" or "half-assing" being a person. if you need to leave the cabinet doors open, leave them open. microwave your tea. sit down in the shower. buy the eggmaker. use your phone to calculate tip.

it's mostly fake posterity rules. who cares if you microwave your dinners. who cares if you use instant coffee. who cares if you stop watching the show that got boring. we all have a different set of skills and a different life and taking care of yourself is fucking hard.

at the end of your life there will be no final scoreboard. nobody is going to judge you because you brushed your teeth in the shower. there will be no final count of the number of times you had the same meal five nights in a row. there will be no fanfare or party because you won at being a person - and no one will be disappointed that you never understood the point of using paper towels to dry your hands off after washing them.

yeah, in this world, people will put up a fuss. i've noticed some of the biggest fusses are over what you'll put in/on your body. the fact that i will regularly eat deli meat straight out of the bag makes a lot of people genuinely concerned for me. but here's the thing: sometimes that's the only way i'm getting any protein. my doctor says i am doing fine. i'm sticking to my weird snacks and calling it deconstructed charcuterie.

they'll say they're horrified because you take a shortcut. that's fine. it's just that it looks like a shortcut to them because they're on a different life path. these kinds of things stand out to them as important. that's fine too. but for you? you've got other things that already make you pretty hard working. and these tiny things - well, they're just clutter on your journey.

#before any motherfucker is like <3 #''i know more about this and it IS WRONG to do this THING'' #shhhhh #unless ur a doctor and a patient has specifically asked... shut the FUCK up dude #one of the ways my life has changed in the last few years is like #taking coffee for granted #isn't something i can do #can you stand up for the entirety of making a meal? i can't always #and having some pompousass person be like #MICROWAVE THE WATER? FOR TEA? like . yeah actually i've been in prison for it ever since #''it tastes different!!!'' cool. it's not going into yOUR body. #i personally don't ever make hot chocolate with water. only ever oat/soy milk #but i wouldn't be like ... SIR. I WILL NOW JUDGE THEE #it's just like ableism all the way down innit #ableism and classism and #the expectation of the mental load as a form of being ''good'' #also. besides the like. pots and [redacted medical information] #im doing GREAT actually #>:) i have visible abs even when not flexing #it's bc god prefers me as a lesbian n has rewarded me lately for presenting more openly

[jedi-starbird]

fellas. fellas. listen. qui-gon does express affection towards obi-wan, he just does it in the divorced dad way.

that's his love language, despite never having been married, divorced or had a kid.

#having to be reminded the child need to be fed clothed and watered cause he survives off just tea? yeah. divorced dad behaviour. #no idea how to say i love you so just hands the child random trinkets (rocks) #forgetting how old the kid is and accidentally exposing them to or taking them along on adventures that they're definitely too young for #i do think obi wan mentions he likes one food when he's 13 and that's all qui gon feeds him forever #trust me i am the leading source on this my father has been divorced THREE TIMES #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #obi wan kenobi #star wars

[maryqueenofmurder]

Wei Wuxian in the Burial Mounds

Wei Wuxian: Here, Lan Zhan, have a nice hot cup of tea!

Lan Wangji: It's cold.

Wei Wuxian: Nice cup of tea!

Lan Wangji: Mm.

Wei Wuxian: Cup of tea.

Lan Wangji: *disbelieving look*

Wei Wuxian: CUP.

#mdzs #mdzs incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #do you guys want to see the unedited version of this? #yeah anyway remember that time lwj went to the burial mounds and they had to offer him water in a cup because they didn't have any tea? #because sometimes I think about that #anyway #this was originally supposed to have the cup something they made themselves and not even really a cup #but i took mercy on hanguang-jun

[iarrelm]

An early morning conversation about tea got a little out of hand

#hazbin hotel #sir pentious #angel dust #charlie morningstar #vaggie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #alastor hazbin hotel #my art #alastors face in the second to last drawing is my masterpiece i'll never draw something as funny ever again #i really needed a whole season of dumb shenanigans tbh #praying for a longer season 2 that includes the cast being stupid and best friends #i got this audio from youtube shorts but i looked up the source and apparently its from a tiktok by yokaidogma?? i think #the content is originally from a tumblr post that you can find if you search up 'tea tastes different if you put it in hot water' #this was my first time doing an animatic style thing it was fun #i havent done anything like this since i took computer graphics in high school like 3-4 years ago lmao #ok now that i've done a silly animatic it's time to try a serious one

[figofswords]

wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands

#‘it’s like coffee but not good’ #while a cup of black tea does have a great deal less caffeine in it than coffee #it also has a stimulant called l-theanine which is NOT found in coffee #and the more complex combination of the two stimulants hit your system much more slowly #which is why tea doesn’t give you jitters like coffee does #anyone who’s like wow I need my coffee to survive but I hate that it makes me nauseous and gives me heart palpitations and bad breath #to you I say. wean yourself off coffee and onto tea!!!!!!! #but WAIT I can keep going. nauseous? ginger tea. sore throat? peppermint contains menthol which works as a numbing agent #green and black teas are both very high in antioxidants #chamomile and lavender do both have a calming affect #BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TASTE I hear you say #IT TASTES LIKE GRASS. try a floral tea or a black tea or chai or Thai tea #ITS SO BITTER you’re either steeping it for too long or the water you’re using is too hot #not to sound like I’m fucking uncle iroh or something I just apparnerlt have strong thoughts and feelings about tea #I can’t handle ppl going ugh I hate tea and it’s like. overbrewed lipton in microwaved tap water. #anyway MY favorites are jasmine and lavender earl grey #and currently I’m really into this corn silk tea my brother bought me at h mart #it’s like gen mai cha but even more #congrats for making it this far into my tea rant tags. if you comment your tastes I can give you a personalized tea recommendation

[jyou-no-sonoko19]

#Michelle Gomez #Doom Patrol #doom patrol spoilers #Laura De Mille #Madame Rouge #The way she divided her self-assessment into three made me think of this #Oh Laura... #I had hoped for a couple seconds that that was tea #before she made it very clear that she keeps vodka as a water substitute #no wonder she's so extra depressed :| #I'm a fan of this cute outfit btw #do wonder when she put it on tho #since last we saw she was napping in the fancy funeral outfit

[xysidhequeen]

Current count since I last slept: 41 hours.

I think I've capped out at 46 before, I'm not sure because my worst fit of insomnia had me in no position to check times. But I'll say 46. So if we hit 48 we're setting personal records!

#i do not want to actually be awake #my body just physically cant process stress #'oh zee why cant you be in a car?' #this. this is why #and you might think: 'oh this cant be because you were in a car!' #it is. it so totally is #and also stress #but mostly i blame being in a car #everytime i get in a car i get sick #motion sickness vertigo dizziness insomnia #my body is violently against automobiles #which is actually so annoying because i finally own one of my dream cars #and wanna know when i last drove my baby? #A YEAR AND FIVE FUCKING MONTHS AGO #Also please for the love of fuck do not suggest anything to help me sleep #i. have. tried. it. #when im dealing with insomnia like this the only way it stops is preceiotion strength meds or my body calms itself the fuck down #no teas no melatonin no meditating no lettuce water no hot milk NOTHING will work #and also even prescription strength meds dont always work when its like this i have woken up like two hours after taking some b4 #when my body doesnt want to sleep it will not sleep #you can tell how little sleep im running on based on how unhinged these tags are

[lost-technology]

A Determined Red Geranium Yeehawgust Day 15 (late) - Desert Rose [IMG ID A mixed media painting, mostly watercolor-ink, of a red geranium plant growing out of a patch of dry desert soil next to some broken bits of a former beer bottle. In the background is a rusted metal wall. / END IMG ID.] I honestly do not know if a geranium would be able to survive a very dry environment with poor soil and no care, but maybe some of the seeds for the things on Project SEEDS were genetically-enhanced. I like to think that some of Rem's seeds and cuttings might have survived the Big Fall and just sprout up in random places.

#trigun #trigun maximum #trigun stampede #red geranium #geranium #flower #flora #yeehawgust #yeehawgust 2023 #seriously what else would I have drawn for this prompt for doing Trigun art? #after you watch or read this series red geraniums live in your head rent free #even if you never thought of them much before #and preferred wild golden poppies and sunflowers #I used tea for the desert sand and soil #just a straight up old tea bag in water

[tiny-evillious]

allen. that face you make when the bat gives you another task actually fuck that in the middle of writing this my dad called and informed me that our electric kettle died guess we're boiling our water in a pot now

#i'm going home tomorrow and what am i supposed to do now? become american? #how am i gonna make my tea now? we don't have a stove kettle #fucking hell #evillious chronicles #ec doodle #allen avadonia #guess it's all porridge and dumplings and coffee capsule machine now #adding this but please don't take the american joke seriously #i'm just terrified at the idea of boiling water in a microwave

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ok but how funny would it be if i put a lil Shenanigan in the Lights Out au where a couple of teenagers break into the ~spooky abandoned studio~ and throw Eddie in the water. like. they just find him and toss his little 4ft body in the Lake™️for shits and gigs

#wally & home watching in the bg: 👁️👁️ #LISTEN SINCE I GOT THAT ASK REMINDING ME OF THE LAKE JOKE #IT HASNT LEFT MY BRAIN #every few hours im just like hee hee eddie is in the Water <3 #technically the situation is very distressing and scary for the puppets #but also. Lmao. #wh lights out au #it would also be funny if wally went Hey Maybe They Can Help! #and then unintentionally scares the teens half to death and gets the studio branded as Deeply Haunted among local folklore #the playfellow ex-employees reading about it in the news: *sips tea* #or fuck sorry we're american. it should be *sips coffee* my b #< that was a joke btw! haha! hilarious! because us americans drink coffee like water haha! #kidding again. i dont drink coffee! i do not like it! now if yall will excuse me im gonna munch on chocolate covered espresso beans.

[talistheintrovert]

massive salute to every American responding to these tags to tell me they are not disgusting heathens and therefore own electric or stovetop kettles

y'all are some real ones. thank you for not letting me reduce all americans and reminding me that some of you have sense 🙏🤌

#us politics #uk politics #tea #truly as a british australian the idea of microwaving or stove boiling water being the ONLY WAY some of y'all do it??? #insane #i get it for those of all who don't drink tea or coffee (abby i understand why you don't need a kettle) #but for those of you who do??? regularly?? #get help

[puphoods]

tea drinkers are crazy "best enjoyed without milk" if im just going to sit here and smell it for a while and then pour it down the drain maybe

#et cetera #tastes like nothing water without milk soryr... trying to start drinking tea so i can reduce my caffeine intake but im really just #not that big a fan of it. but i will persevere #they do smell sooo nice but ugh taste like nothing

[greenteaandtattoos]

Forget these personality tests, are you a ‘place tea bag, pour water over’ person or a ‘pour water, dunk tea bag in’ person?

#tea #witch #tea lover #i do it the RIGHT way #place tea bag pour water over

[soldier-poet-king]

I am. Once again. Reduced to forcing myself thru a cup of peppermint tea. Forget Ash Wednesday tmrw, Lent has started early and I'm SUFFERING

#this is a joke but alo #also* #STOMACH AGONIES. AND I HATE TEA. #the duality of fran #truly. i do not want to do an elimination diet the depression it would cause would kill me #i am SO particular and weird abt food #but also. im mcdying yall #gonna just start by cutting coffee. or st least first thing in the morning #have honey lemon ginger water instead #since tea makes me nauseous

[shesalewa]

Does anybody know that one Tumblr post about a person just realizing that Tea tastes different when heated up??? I wanna know how they're doing now.

#which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different when you put it on hot water? #😨 you're putting it on cold water...? #RADISH. ANSWER THE QUESTION RADISH. #yeah...? i thought for like 5 yearsthat people put it into hot water to spped up the “tea-iffaction” process didn't realize there was an #actually reason. YOU DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO MICROWAVE WATER FOR 3 MINUTES?! #WHY. ARE. YOU. PUTTING IT IN A MICROWAVE. TO BOIL IT!? #DO YOU THINK I HAVE THE PATIENCE TO BOIL WATER ON A STOVE? #IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE. bestie. IS YOUR STOVETOP UP BY THE F-CKING SUN?! #HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON A STOVE?! #LIKE 7 MINUTES?! just stick the mug ontop of the stove. on medium heat. and it boils in like less than 2 minutes. less than that and you use #a sauce pan! YOU'RE PUTTING THE WHOLE MUG ON THE STOVE?! ON MEDIUM HEAT?! your stove is enchanted... #every single person on this post is a f-cking lunatic #DO NONE OF YOU OWN A F-CKING KETTLE??!?!!