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michaelmyersleftfoot · 10 months
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Another Kitty for the Collection:
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I like to think he talks sort of telepathically and that he still sounds exactly the same as he does in the films. Just imagine this small hell spawn saying “I’LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!” and you turn around to find him shredding the curtains. That’s just very funny to me.
A little origin story (he literally just appears one day):
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He won’t leave, in spite of being chased half round the house with a broom.
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quotidianish · 1 year
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Earth’s surface is now like 70% chlorine instead of nitrogen or whatever au
(Don’t ask me how any of this is possible. Don’t ask me why there’s a Molotov cocktail on the ground when setting it alight wouldn’t be possible in this new atmosphere. If I go into details I will combust)
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awesomefringey · 3 months
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https://x.com/larryreceipt/status/1740420054624399790?s=46
now here’s a larry receipt !
How can anyone keep this to themselves for 8 years?!?! And why are so many receipts we get about how they looked like they had been fooling around? Come on!!! 😭
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saintchaser · 6 months
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their knees knocked together, their bodies still too long for them to fit it. the windowsill barely fit their bodies together, their legs dangling off the edge. james wondered what his mum would say if she’d see them; that didn’t matter, actually, because being there with sirius made him feel fine.
sirius held his hand out, a cigarette between his fingers, and james reluctantly took it, putting it between his lips.
he inhaled once and sputtered, choking on the smoke. sirius laughed, that beautiful, authentic laugh of his, and patted james’ back as his fingers wrapped around sirius’ arm, looking for support.
“what the hell?” he asked, laughing, after his lungs didn’t feel like they were burning anymore.
“inexperienced.” sirius chuckled around the cigarette, taking a long, lazy drag out of it. “you’ll get the hang of it. did you inhale it in or just your mouth?”
“right, as if i know what that means,” james said, shufting his body so that his leg was placed between sirius’ thighs. “i don’t think i want to get the hang of it, this is absolutely disgusting.”
sirius shrugged, parting his lips and watching the smoke twirl through the air. james’ eyes fell on his mouth, on the full of his lips and on his sharp teeth. something stirred in him, and sirius’ mouth curved into a grin.
“what are you smiling about, you idiot?” james asked, leaning against the wall.
“why are you staring at my lips, potter?” sirius retorted, running a hand through his hair, his eyes meeting james’ with some kind of passion that made james feel tingly. sirius pushed himself up on his knees and closed the distance between them, their bodies almost pressed together.
“just checking what other people see in you.”
“right. what conclusion have you come to?”
“that you’re not all that, mate.”
sirius laughed, leaning back and putting the cigarette back between his lips. james watched him, through a haze of smoke and adolescent feelings. they were fine; they were there, they were alive.
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zombie-jed · 14 days
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postoctobrist · 1 year
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Walking across big concrete modernist city square with my fellow citizens, we’re all wearing identical dark coloured jumpsuits. A klaxon goes off.
ATTENTION CITIZENS. IT IS FEMDOM FRIDAY.
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skoulsons · 1 year
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father-daughter relationships where the daughter is much younger and much smaller. the ones where she’s completely swallowed by his clothes. where she’s small enough to climb under the blankets and fall asleep next to him without waking him. how her hands are so tiny and can fit inside his with ease. how he can pick her up and hold her when they hug. how he’s able to hold something above his head, completely out of reach from her. how he is quite literally a giant with her, but a gentle one.
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goldensunset · 1 year
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if you ask me what my relationship dynamic headcanons for the bbs main characters are i could not give you a straight answer. it’s like yeah terra is eraqus’s son for certain. aqua is also eraqus’s daughter but only half of the time. terra and aqua are not siblings though. terra and ven are siblings but only sometimes. ven is eraqus’s son but also his grandson. terra and aqua are definitely not ven’s parents though except for when it’s funny for the situation. aqua isn’t related to any of them but also she is spiritually the eldest daughter with all the pressure that comes with. none of them are related to each other they’re exactly what it says on paper: classmates and friends. terra and aqua are dating but only when it would be cool for the situation. the three of them have a super tight bond but it’s also always been shaky and filled with a competitive spirit having been raised in that particular sheltered environment so maybe they’re kind of just all each other has. but also they would choose each other anyway. aqua is for sure ven’s older sister though
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moxley · 6 days
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in the past three days i found out my grandmother has cancer, my television was fuckin destroyed by the power of cat, and uh, this morning i saw a man who bled to death from his head on the pavement, so.
politely can i catch a break
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qveiis · 7 months
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bloobluebloo · 2 months
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That last post just has me thinking of how so many countries who enshrine free speech in their constitutions have banned protests for Palestine, how posts circulate about hiding your identity if you do choose to attend protests and let your voice be heard because that could be used to arrest you, that voicing support for Palestine can end up with termination of employment, that people who gather their wit and attend rallies to demand ceasefire are dragged away by security, that our phonecalls and petitions and letters feel like they’ve gone relatively unanswered as our politicians and corporations continue to voice support for Israhell while their crimes become more blatant and cruel and undeniable in their nature. This is what our ruling governments look like. Is this freedom or do most of us simply exist in a state where we aren’t in the direct line of fire when it comes to these governments and their dysfunctional policies, where we can ignore it enough and hope that voting in progressive candidates into this oppressive system that has been built on years of shedding blood and promoting violence will somehow change it for the better?
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braindead92 · 9 months
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i got this as well if you like it
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samoftheswamp · 6 days
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*wakes in a cold sweat* I THINK THE SUN THAT APPEARED AT THE END OF LUNAR’S NIGHTMARE ONCE EVERYTHING WAS OVER WAS THE PART OF SUN THATS STILL IN HIS CODE
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raddestrose · 8 days
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I know this sounds strange out of context but, I have a creeping feeling that these wontons are going to be really important to the story.
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saintchaser · 5 months
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look at the ceiling.
there are traces
of the star stickers
you used to have.
you threw them away
a while ago.
there are posters on the wall
where they used to be
butterflies.
beams of gapped teeth
have turned
into absentminded smiles.
you’re older now,
but does it feel right?
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ziggystardust8675 · 12 days
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Gang, I’m gonna keep it real with ya… I’ve been playing OM for 3 years now and I still have no idea what giving or receiving AP does. I know I get a reward for doing it and I continue to do it everyday like the good little fella I am.
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