#I don’t remember

[metaphorical-goblin]

A small list of things I thought were fanon before I played Ace Attorney (and other misconceptions):

- Pess

- Trucy (like the entirety of Trucy’s existence. I thought she was a very popular fan child that everyone adopted into truth)

- Gregory Edgeworth dying in an elevator

- I thought Apollo and Athena were like twins or something

- I also thought that Trucy had the parrot named Polly bc often fics would have her call Apollo “Polly”

- Thinking Trucy was around age 7-8 when she was really supposed to be 16

- Phoenix eating glass/getting almost poisoned by his ex-girlfriend

#I’m sure there’s more #i don’t remember #at the moment lol #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #trucy wright #athena cykes #apollo justice

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Benedict: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Colin.

Eloise: What? Not everyone likes Colin.

Penelope: Who doesn’t?

Eloise: Well-

Penelope: Names, now. Give me their names!

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #incorrect quotes #bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #Polin #source: unknown #maybe source: friends? #i don’t remember

[chenouttachen]

happy 2nd anniversary kinnporsche thank you for literally rewiring my brain

#who was i before i watched kinnporsche? #i don’t remember #i also can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen it since the first time (last November) #and the amount of people I’ve explained the plot in great detail to #i’ll work on my lil fic one day #kinnporche the series #kinnporsche

[teecupangel]

Hi Teecup, hope everything's going good! Here's yet another Desmond becomes an animal AU, but with a twist! :D

So Desmond gets reborn as a horse. I also imagine it somewhat modern setting, with Ezio being 17 and Altaïr being 16.

Desmond feels the unmistakable sensation at being born and to his suprise he is not a human, but a foal. Born at Auditore Farm. Where Ezio is the new manager after his father retired and Federico was in a bad accident that leaves him unable to ride the horses anymore. And first thing that happens after he takes the position is that the prized mare of Masyaf Ranch breaks into a stallions pen and gets pregnant. After the two ranches struck a deal about the mare that might finally save the struggling Auditore farm from being sold. The mare that was Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad personal, very dear, horse. So, Ezio is not having a good time and Desmond feels bad and blames himself for it. Because he couldn't even die properly, so why should his re-birth be anything other than a huge fiasco and mistake.

Until Ezio takes a look at the foal the next morning and sees the newborn foal just sitting in the corner, not caring about his mothers attempts to get him stand up. It wasn't the foals fault it was born and their farm had always prided themselves in the care and love their horses recieved. So when the foal refuses to nurse, Ezio takes it upon himself to hand raise it.

When Rashid and Altaïr comes for the mare, Rashid looks in disgust at Desmond, but Altaïr looks.... sad. While everyone moves the mare over to the transport, Ezio goes to feed Desmond and finds Altaïr in the stall. Desmond is playing with Altaïr and the teen is smiling, which Ezio thought him incapable off. When Altaïr realises he's been caught he tries to play it off as curiousity at his prized mares offspring, but Ezio of course doesn't buy it. Especially when the offer to try to bottle feed Desmond is recieved with a very enthuastic nod. Sadly Altaïr has to leave and Ezio is left with having to juggle the responsibility of the stable, of raising Desmond who refuses a foster mother and his duty as the middle brother. Life is stressfull, but Desmond certainly brightens any day.

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Just a very self indulgent AU with the excuse of having Ezio and Federico in tight jeans and cowboy hats. XD And ofc Desmond causing chaos everywhere he goes, though rarely causing harm. Maybe Leonardo could be a vet that works at both stables for EziLeo or you could even do a rare pair of EziAlt(idk what the ship name is XD) once Altaïr realises that Al Mualim never had the horses in mind, only profit.

Ratonhnhaké:ton can remain largely unchanged if you want him included. Haytham works at Masyaf Ranch and both Auditore and Masyaf border a native american reserve where he met Ziio. Ratonhnhaké:ton prefers to play and eventually help out on Auditore Farm, much to his fathers chagrin. But Haytham does try to be there for him, despite their differences(i've recently gone into a fix it Father-Son fic dive, so i want a Haytham that will at least try for his son).

Full disclmainer: i have only watched/read a few movies and books about ranches and stables, not to mention having no idea how native americans do things, so i apologize if anything is grossly wrong. I don't mean it, i just want a feel good story about a man and his horse overcoming odds and everythin ends well at the end. ^^

Full disclaimer: The only thing I know about ranches and stables are from … well, majority from fanfics where one dude goes to a ranch to work and falls in love with the ranch owner and… the movie Nope and that horse-heavy episode of Leverage. XD

So my immediate idea is that Altaïr ran away from Masyaf Ranch and asks Ezio to employ him for board and food. That’s our setup for AltEzi if you want XD

Or it can turn into Ezio being the older brother and caring parental figure that Altaïr desperately needed.

I don’t know why but I kinda imagine Federico having to use a cane in this one as part of his accident. He still helps out in the ranch but he’s relegated to light work and mostly budgeting and stuff. Altaïr’s employment is a definite godsend.

Federico is also the one who cooks and he cooks a lot when he’s stressed. Even makes his own jam from the garden they have (which Ezio tends to most of the time).

It would be funny if this was set in Desmond’s POV the entire time so the whole EziAlt part is right there but Desmond just assumes they’re becoming such close ‘friends’.

Ratonhnhaké:ton and Haytham works as stable hands and Ratonhnhaké:ton is around Altaïr’s age so they become close.

If you still want this to be EziLeo then the beta couple could be AltCon instead? That’s an even rarer pairing hahahaha

Leonardo is a family friend and the vet to their town (which has a lot of ranches) and he’s close to the family that he sometimes joins meal time whenever he’s there on a job and he has the time. If this was EziLeo, this would be a slowburn friends-to-lovers kind of deal with Federico working overtime to get Ezio to realize that Leonardo has a crush on him. Altaïr gets roped in later on much to his dissatisfaction.

Claudia and Petruccio are both living their own lives with Petruccio away for college. If this was summer time, he comes home to help out and he can be Altaïr’s friend.

Throughout this entire thing, Desmond is just trying to live his horse life while trying to get use to his horse body with his greatest problem being his instincts to move like a human.

He finds love in eating the strawberry field Haytham is in charge of.

His archnemesis is a bird that always tweet so loudly in the morning, waking him up and having the galls to land on his back because it knows Desmond sees him as the bane of his horse existence.

In other words, this is a feel good story about two men finding their own happiness while taking care of the strangest horse… while overcoming odds and everything ends well in the end.

#i feel like this is the 2nd or 3rd time desmond has turned into a horse #i don’t remember #so i focused on it being pretty much #the horse and his horsegirl #with ezio and altaïr both being the horsegirl of this idea XD #assassin's creed #desmond miles #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #ask and answer #altaïr ibn la'ahad #ezio auditore #possibly #ezialt #XD #altezi #i don't know what it's called too XD

[artaintfartwarriors]

Snowbird, scorhfur, bluebellkit design please ^_^

Hehe finishing off the Berryheart fam (everybody else comin up)!

#snowbird #shadowclan #the kin #kin #skyclan #thunderclan #rebels #the rebels #i don’t remember #tpo3 #oots #avos #tbc #asc #bramblestar’s storm #tigerheart’s shadow #squirrelflight’s hope #request #ask

[speciouspessimism]

does it happen anywhere in trc that one of the rowing team boys comes up behind gansey with a “gansey boy!” and a harsh slap on the ass… or am i just really good at reading between the lines

#did that happen or are my reading comprehension skills just Crazy #i don’t remember #this is a real question #trc #trc reread #the raven boys #the raven cycle #gansey #richard campbell gansey iii #trb #homoeroticism in sports

[teddybearty]

May I suggest some mondo x leon they're my otp and comfort ship *offers galaxy doughnut as compensation*

Here are the guys for youuu 💕

#danganronpa #danganronpa trigger happy havoc #drthh #mondo owada #leon kuwata #teddy's artwork #teddy's art #digital art #mondo x Leon #Leon x mondo #what is their ship name #i don’t remember #I would look it up but nah #anyway these were really fun #I had a blast #elementaldoughnut12

[meruant]

He’s just a guy!!

#kon el #kon-el #conner kent #connor kent #is it o or e #i don’t remember #superboy #superboy fanart #kon el superboy #kon el fanart #dc superboy #dc fanart #dc comics fanart

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Ok the Teen Wolf Movie sucked but you have to admit - the fact they never explained where Eli came from is funny as fuck and totally in character for Derek

#i don’t remember #I think they don’t tell #either way I’m not rewatching that monstrosity to find out #teen wolf #teen wolf movie #eli hale #derek hale #stiles stilinski #Eli and Derek hale

[randomartkid-12]

Coincidence? I think NOT!

#Roy saves Poli and then Poli saves Roy??? #roy #poli #robocar poli #rcp #coincidence #Robocar poli season 3 #save helly #Robocar poli season 5 #episode 8 or 9 I think #i don’t remember

[burningsands99]

Even More Criminal Minds as Things My Friends Have Said:

Hotch: I’m going to take this affidavit and shove it up your ass

Rossi: I don’t care about international law

Emily: Every once in a while, an intelligent thought comes out

Morgan: Don’t be communist, go to rodeos

JJ: You both have this argument and I think it’s bad.

Garcia: Do you think anybody’s every tried to use a balloon as a condom?

Reid: Idk why you would waste your tears after when you could just cry during

#incorrect criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #things my friends say #I have odd friends #jemily #criminal minds #if I’ve used any of these before I’m sorry #i don’t remember #anyway

[that-other-blob]

Man….. I rlly do fuck with unrequited swissaus

#or do they call it edelweiss #I don’t remember #hws #hetalia #hws switzerland #hws austria #swissaus #I’m rusty af with the ship names don’t @ me

[adastra121]

*Mhin has joined the chat* Mhin: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Leander: >:O language Kuras: Yeah watch your fucking language Leander: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KURAS THE FUCK WORD? Ais: "The fuck word." Jin: You guys use the f word all the time? Vere: Oh my god he censored it Ais: Say fuck, Sparrow. Vere: Do it, Jin. Say fuck.

#touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved mhin #touchstarved leander #touchstarved kuras #touchstarved vere #touchstarved ais #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: discord? #or maybe it was whatsapp #i don’t remember #I need to do more incorrect quotes with Jin #he’s fun to me in a different way than alon #poor naive anxiety-riddled damsel

[darlingod]

Okay so is Jacks’ kiss in general what kills? Or is it only if he’s the one to initiate the kiss? Like if someone initiated a kiss with him, would they die?

#I don’t remember #thy specifics #also wait like cant eva break through door spells #like if she kissed jacks would it break that spell as well? #ouabh #evajacks

[lunasohma]

the animals are crossing

#art #my art #animal crossing #fanart #ac beau #ac curt #and then some others? #I don’t remember #my acpc character #I’ve quit for now! but maybe one day I’ll be back… #I really wanted that real squirrel hat 🥲 #animals #cat #backlog #there’s a scary Komodo dragon under that post-it

[crabrat]

QUICK SKETCH I IUST THOUGHT THIS WAS HILARIOUS

#qsmp #qsmp fanart #forever qsmp #philza qsmp #my art #philza #cellbit #tubbo #was bbh here? #i don’t remember #eh