#I feel so honored I swear

[abstrekt]

KISSIES!!!! My contribution to the @startrekwintergiftexchange , with Trip/T'pol relaxing for @cornflakesdoesart !!!

#star trek enterprise #st: ent #startrekwintergiftexchange #trip tucker #t'pol #trip/t'pol #fanart #animation #dont look at their hands please skfdsjhfsjdghf #PRETEND I KNOW WHAT IM DOING #its very scrungly looking thanks tumblr dot com #I swear it looks better on a desktop :p #they're so regular to me your honor #I feel like trip's attention span is wayyyy too short to meditate appropriately-- hence the vulcan kissies #tri'pol

[neverwasreddie]

“Incoming, Spaghetti-o.”

Eddie’s barely though the door, his hands still tugging at the scarf looped around his neck, before Richie is chucking the crudely wrapped box at his chest. His hands are shaking so badly it’s a wonder his aim is as on-target as it is.

Eddie, on the other hand, whose hands are still gloved up, is not as dexterous. “Rich!” he yelps, fumbling with the package. “Warn a guy, c’mon!” 

Richie mourns all the vines he knows are sitting unopened in Eddie’s inbox, because it’s the perfect moment for an I could’ve dropped my croissant! reference, but he lets it slide for now, snatching the gift away from Eddie so he can properly disrobe. 

Or at least take off his winter gear. Richie doubts he’ll ever get a chance to see Eddie fully disrobe in front of him, but hey, a guy can dream. 

“Sorry,” he says lightly, shoving the box into Eddie’s hands as soon as he’s carefully placed his coat, hat, mittens, and scarf into their (their!) coat closet. “Take two.” 

“We said no presents this year, you dingus, I would’ve gotten you something nice --”

“Don’t complain until you opened it, man, it’s a handmade Tozier original.”

“So patented, name-brand trash?” Eddie lifts an eyebrows skeptically as he peels off the dollar-store wrapping paper and lifts the lid of the cardboard box cautiously. “Whatever kind of stupid prank is gonna pop out of here, Richie, so help me God if it’s a clown --”

“I’m not that much of an asshole!” Richie cackles, a little manic-sounding to his own ears. 

“Is this --” Eddie grimaces as he lifts the tissue paper out of the box. “Jesus, Rich, when you said Ben was teaching you woodworking I thought you were just being a fucking creep --”

“Oh, I was, don’t worry,” Richie agrees loudly, shoving his hands into his pockets so Eddie can’t see how bad they’re still shaking. “The woodshop lessons were just an added bonus.”

“If I get a splinter from this --”

“This is the thanks I get for a hand-made present? For dismantling the Kissing Bridge and risking a vandalism charge to get the finest lumber Derry could offer --”

“This is wood from the Kissing Bridge?” Eddie mimes a gag over his arm. “Christ, Richie, am I gonna get -- fucking ringworm from this, or something? Jesus, if you wanted to commit a crime to get some cheap wood you could’ve just chopped down a tree from the Paul Bunyon courtyard or --”

“EDDIE.” Richie grimaces, slicing a hand through the air in a very Eddie-like gesture. “Could you just look at the gift, man.”

Rolling his eyes, Eddie drops his gaze down to the box in his hands, immediately snapping his head up to look at Richie again. “Oh.”

“Yeah, oh.”

“You made this?” Eddie carefully, as if it’s precious, lifts the hand-carved wooden picture frame out of the box. 

Richie knows it’s a little shoddy. He’s not great at working with his hands, which is why he went into fucking comedy as a career, and the detailing in the pattern around the frame is uneven and potentially looks like a child’s art project. 

But the picture in the center, of 11-year-old, pre-clown Eddie and Richie, arms around each other and ice cream cones clutched in their fists, is a priceless original, carefully mailed from Maggie Tozier in a padded envelope to ensure its safe arrival to Richie in time for Christmas. 

“Rich...”

Richie shuffles his feet, suddenly burning under Eddie’s attention and unsure of what to do with all that light and warmth. “Merry Christmas, Eds.” 

Eddie takes a step forward and throws his arms around Richie, the cardboard box and tissue paper falling forgotten to the ground while Richie feels the press of the picture frame against his back, clutched tight in Eddie’s grip like he never wants to let it go. 

If he doesn’t turn it over right away, if it takes a while for him to notice the carved but faded letters on the back of the frame (R + E), well...Richie’s been waiting over 30 years for Eddie. He can wait a little bit more. 

#reddie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #reddie hc #reddie fic #reddie christmas fic #your honor i love them and i want them to have a merry christmas #also just the thought of richie like...demolishing a portion of the kissing bridge in anguish while eddie's in the hospital #only for him to go back and collect the shattered wood when eddie starts recovering #keeping it for some sentimental reason and then getting this idea and being like...heyben... #idk y'all i'm feeling sentimental #also i swear eddie's not trying to be a difficult bitch here he's just so flustered bc wtf richie got him a gift that's so sweet

[freebooter4ever]

Ok, during lunch i was goofing off by browsing the dat*ng app and came across a profile who 'liked' mine that was some blonde haired pretty boy with this as a tag line: "looking for the sophie to my howl". My heart flew into my throat....was i about to live out some teenage fantasy? I got incredibly excited until i realized with dawning horror that this dude possibly meant movie!sophie...

Full offense to the movie but the artists shaved off all the harsh edges on both sophie and howl to the point of unrecognizability beyond basic plot points. So anyone who is searching for the soft, gentle, pleasant version of sophie in the movie absolutely could not handle the slightly manic cleaning lady who enjoys bullying fire demons from the book. Book sophie is quite literally a bit of an obnoxious witch(with a b). She gets angry and expresses herself by murdering weeds. She enjoys teasing howl mercilessly. She gets panic attacks and wears the curse around her like a blanket to protect herself from anxiety and uncertainty. Book sophie is a fully flawed three dimensional character in the same way that movie sophie is a picturesque daydream meant for someone more in love with the idea of being in love than wanting to actually be in love.

But it also just annoyed me because this dude was unwittingly buying into the exact flaw of movie howl. Movie howl was remade into the idea of what women want: he's perfect, he's courtly and an utter gentleman, he acts like a prince. Movie howl is what book howl pretended to be when he went off on dates.

And the entire point of the book is that it took these disguises coming off (howl's princely fake romance character and sophie's literal old woman curse) for these two idiots to fall in love. Sophie starts out as a shy timid mouse, too scared to even talk to howl - she literally runs away from him when they meet in the market. She's so insecure and unable to be selfish that the curse is a blessing in disguise for her. The minute she becomes an old woman she no longer has anything to lose, all her fucks are gone, she's for once in her life just being herself. And she marches into howl's castle looking for a place to sleep because she thinks an old woman would be safe from howl's heart stealing (womanizing) ways.

And howl, meanwhile, doesn't know anything about this crazy old woman except Calcifer likes her (and calcifer represents howl's true heart so it's essentially his gut instinct), and he sees through the old woman disguise before she sees through his but the point is he's still seeing the real sophie - not the shy timid one (movie sophie).

And sophie sees behind howl’s entire facade! The book emphasizes that howl's towering powerful ‘castle’ is hollow smoke - it’s really a tiny three room cottage. Sophie gets to meet howl's real family and find out his working class plain mouse-brown hair background from an unmagical unglamorous world. Sophie cuts up his fancy suits immediately when howl tries to put on his disguise and ‘steal hearts’ again. That was the entire theme of the book: real love doesn't need disguises and artifice.

THAT was the teenage daydream: struggling with insecurity and posturing and a whole bunch of nonsense to discover honest true love underneath. And the movie was about none of that.

Teenage me never wanted the stupid princely version of howl. Teenage me wanted the messy, vain, spider loving, too soft hearted, cowardly, loyal, andre aggassi, stubborn-assed wizard from the book. I will never never forgive the movie for taking all that and turning it into something some guy who fancies himself a handsome courtly prince can put into his d*ting profile. 

Anyway if any wizards are in need of an old cleaning lady to befriend their fire demon let me know. Fire demon not required - i have my own, my blue teardrop of a car named Clacifer. And i have the spiders. And i have the facade of success thats on the brink of crumbling. And i keep heartlessly rejecting everyone who wants to date me. Shit fuck ive turned into howl. Except im also my own manic cleaning lady so maybe ive just hyper independently doomed myself to lonliness \o/

#Jrnlsht #I asked him if he meant book or movie #and he said movie and that he never felt the need to read the book #and i unmatched him immediately #i feel like the best example is when howl gets sick and ends up in bed #in the movie he's in this gorgeous and detailed bedroom ensconsed beautifully amongst pillows like a sleeping prince #in the book howl is both drunk and has the flu and is stumbling up the stairs swearing and miserable and collapses into bed #nobody is the sleeping prince if someone says they are the sleeping prince they must be lying or be so short sighted that they are #Unaware of their own times of being a stumbling mess who just wants to collapse into bed #Book sophie sees the stumbling mess (and laughs at him) but still thinks hes a prince (her prince) anyway #Im still convinced that the moment howl teased sophie back by wearing her magically oversized *mended* fancy suit was the moment #Sophie fell in love #They're idiots your honor #and im afraid a fellow idiot is the only type of person im interested in

[slowdesire]

are you gonna MARRY, KISS, or KILL me? it’s just a game but really… i’m betting on ALL THREE… for us two

#i’ve been trying to sleep but this song is stuck in my head #it’s so l*nd*scar i feel like im genuinely going mad #it’s like… if the way osc looks at l*ndo were a song it would totally be so high school #‘it’s true swear scouts honor you know what you wanted and boy you got her’ osc interacting with l*ndo posts for ages… #the leap from alp*ne to mcl*ren #no one’s ever had me… not like you. #to ME these two are sooooooo… like i understand why taylor keeps using high school imagery in her music 😭 #i can’t even say they’re written in the stars bc that’s a step too dramatic. they’re just so unbearably sweet #but also FREAKS just like taylor lol #this post is the consequence of me trying to stay away from twitter btw my thought r so much worse there 😖 #lumine.txt

[muwitch]

divorcees™️ vs classics

#spiderman #spiderman oc #spidersona #michael morbius #morbius #earth 4260 #astv oc #mu draws #thats prob best rendition of the immortal classic i did so far #they are stipid your honor abs i had fun #miguel and peter making a honorary appearance #a muffled AY COÑO is heard in the distance #not accurate greek swear words usage u can sue me #feeling silly this evening :)

[bonerey]

I LOVE THE FLINCHIATE COMPOUND!!!!!!!!!

#ty betteridge u never did ANYTHING wrong and like technically the torture never happened #so its fine! definitely. totally. im his lawyer and i can tell you that hes innocent #ur honor did you consider he was feeling a bit silly #ur honor did u consider that um. he was polite. and said that mike+ would get out one day #HES SO NICE. HES SO POLITE. HE NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG. I SWEAR #wbg #woe.begone #woe.begone podcast #w.bg #ty betteridge

[astral-from-afar]

Shoutout to the 3 meryl x milly fanfiction written in 2003 on ao3.

#Astra writes #This is so random #i swear I have context #Heard about Trigun so I decided to read the manga #And boy am I a meryl x milly stan #No way they are not married #they are lesbians your honor #That one panel cemented my feelings towards them #People are sleeping on my beloveds

[thewolfisawake]

Faolan, if for some hypothetical reason you couldn’t impart on your son your wish to take the throne and avenge you through that way, what would be your backup way to order him to avenge you?

"Intriguing question albeit one I have my own queries about. Such as, does by this inability...does he not have much of the other abilities his kind has? If so, then I would find little use in him other than to aid in my escape. Most likely raise enough magical energy to trip the barrier though it'd likely incinerate such a small body. If not and we are to say we continue a similar vein as has come to pass...that is quite simple. I know not why it is not used since that child is glaringly obvious about it...but I would use love."

"One so desperate to be loved and would commit atrocities in the name of it," Faolan spoke idly circling the tea cup rim, "it really would not be that difficult. How much a simple ruffle of the hair, gentle spoken words and weaving of sweet dreams when unable to touch this world. To continue the lessons, since they have retained so well, and speak of the desires and hopes I carried. And that now I would need him to bear. This between small embraces and a smile smile. All of it to carry with an earnest wish from a mother. Memory to be dyed with nostalgia and wistfulness...that child would do so for the love long passed but surely, surely in his 'heart' existed. And that alone is enough."

She took a sip of the drink within, "Frightening how juvenile and asinine it is. Frankly, it is a marvel how that Rathais boy hasn't done so already. Nor any of those that currently serve as a 'general.' Those are ones that have a bit of mettle to them and more sense behind them."

#{Faolan #my fucking god #I just went with it #I swear this was not in the original plans #and I feel like she is sweet #it's just never about her own damn son #jeez #no wonder Bal has a complex about being a manipulator #and that he's meant to be used to be given anything #with parents like these #who needs enemies #she is also 100% correct #if Bal had the perception he was doing so #for his loving mother he'd do it willfully #honestly she didn't have to even be as sweet as she describes #but by being so Balmoral has way less reason to not honor her #and if he even spoke of it to someone else #they wouldn't have reason to dissuade him #I mean just look at current time #he still avenged her when he remembers her madness #and hatefulness in her heart

[fourteenthz]

New semester is going so well you guys.

#your weekly kelly rants abt uni I'm so sorry to all of u #i was feeling just so silly bc i got to do a project with my favorite teacher like I was kicking my feet screaming all that #she is so cool. we have 1 meeting and I was like throwing tables. twirling my hair. (i want to be her when I grow up) #but then I got with my other professor abt my research and he was like “oh the paper I was supposed to help you? #tha one? yeah you gotta do it for next week and I'm not helping lol good luck'' MY GUY................ #i mean i can write 20 pages for next week and research extra stuff bc I FOR SURE can't give only what I have so far #bc lmao guess what !! I'll look bad !!! HE WOULD TOO AND THAT'S WORSE #he's the director of my major but I swear everytime i meet this man I wonder how tf he got that position #my guy can't even plan the thing he was supposed to help me with. how tf does he get to make every #decision abt uni. this doesn't add up your honor. #anyway i got this. through gritted teeI got this. i have to finish those 20 pages fast so I can go back to my #fav professor's project I CAN DO THIS. ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD YEAR. SMILES. :). BELIEVE IT. IM FINE #TEETH** #whatever. im going to be so brave abt it. watch me. #kelly says #dl

[birbfeedersart]

head empty, no thoughts, only messy speedpaint of shouling in purple 😩👌 (i say speedpaint but it took like at LEAST an hour lol)

#ik it's sloppy but i don't feel like fixing it~ #gonna go cry now bc i had an argument with my sister about censorship and i feel very bad ;A; #but i can't apologise bc i know i'm right and i wouldn't mean it ;A; #also she's not very.......gracious when it comes to accepting/rejecting apologies #so usually i just have to wait for her to stop being angry and pretend it never happened ;A; #it's like walking on broken eggs with that one i swear!! but shes not a bad person so i don't actually mind ;D #ANYWAY SHOULING IN PURPLE LOOK UPON HIM #zhou zishu #tianchuang shouling #word of honour fanart #word of honor #shan he ling #shanhe ling fanart #山河令 #birb draws #is this an art blog?? #or just a diary for a lonely birb?? #we just don't know

[somuchbetterthanthat]

I wish I could read all the stories I’ve started and never finished, of course, but there’s such a special place in my heart for the White Collar AU with Bossuet/Joly/Musichetta because the Bossuet&Grantaire yearning in this was so real and raw and good,,

#ur honor they loved each other #yes i'm aware i'm basing their whole dynamics on my own very installed headcanons #but ALL THE SAME #les mis sudden rambling #r's half in love with bossuet: 'what do u mean u have a soulmate now. we're bros. pals. amigos. what the fuck bossuet.' #bossuet half in love with r but also way more poly than r will ever truly be: 'babe listen you will love joly i swear-' #r already wrapped around joly: 'i hate him. i despise everything about him and his pretty face. never take him from me' #(the sexiness of the white collar AU is that r just go and ghosts Bossuet for years <3) #(So Bossuet is in a happy relationship and yet he YEARNS so bad. he even gets to have odd pinched feelings #when he discovers R just went and fall in love with someone else <3) #(they still kiss at the end tho)

[cutemeat]

Glenn would appreciate your theories me thinks because when he said dennis was actually rehearsing and was just mad that mac saw it before he should have I thought he was reading one of your tumblr posts

FIRST OFF I AM SO FLATTERED BUT SECONDLY I RLLY GOTTA BE UPFRONT HERE 😭 yes i come up w theories i come up w AUs but bros… a lot of my posts abt Macden and Dennis in general… i re-watch the show itself SO often i am genuinely speaking from my analysis of the canon itself. i dont want ppl to get it too twisted— i genuinely have just been picking up on the stuff they have been writing into the show.. thats my feeling.. like when i talk abt the Shamrock stuff.. how Gets New Wheels/MFHP are macden arc foil eps… the Cats in the Wall metaphor, that is ALL rcg! that is what THEY wrote into the text!!

#im so honored u think glenn would appreciate my theories tho tbh i rlly hope he would #mostly cuz i do rlly try to parse what they are writing/acting into the show i try so hard dude #i just lov dennis im so passionate abt how theyve written him i think glenn has such an attention to detail w his character #n puts so much into him i rlly fuckin admire it i do #cuz tbh i rlly am a little bitch for canon thats just who i am #n dennis reminds me so much emotionally of how ive felt in my dads side of the family who Have that level of dysfunction the gang do so that #also helps a bit w my reading i feel LMAOO #like so many of my theories i try to specifically make sure they line up with the pre-existing canon as if i were pitching 2 rcg themselves #like. again thats just me 😭😭 #so yea.. again im so so flattered but truly a lot of my posting is based on what i think is written!!! #n as someone who has watched this show so so sooo many times i rlly do see them writing macden i see them writing den as having Loved mac #even when hes saying he hates mac….. he doesnt. he rlly truly doesnt. n rcg knows it i swear to u #they are smart. they have Been doing this for years. thats not givin em credit thats truly just experience! #(this is also important when it comes to criticizing them i believe.. like i cant let em off the hook for the stupid racist shit theyve #pulled n try to brush off cuz i KNOW theyre intelligent n not just bad writers thats a case of em choosing to be ignorant or phrasing their #frustrations against specifically Hulu pulling those eps performatively very poorly cuz Hulu now is part of the house that pays their bills #n they dont wanna get in trouble but seem to hav no qualms just coming off like they think Ppl Just Dont Get The Joke n NO Racist Adults #watch their show… thats BS n they should know better or fucking learn.. anyway) #like i aspire to write tv n i rlly like how theyve written sunny for the most part #like their character writing is just… i love it im obsessed w that aspect ive fallen so in love w all these characters’ writing #okok im done gushing #u are so sweet anon ily #but also i dont wanna give MYSELF too much credit when i dont feel ive done the heavy lifting yknow what i mean? 😭 #i truly believe if anyone rewatched the show as much as i have (and with how rcg hav been talkin abt sunnys streaming potential i believe #they want ppl to at some point be able to rewatch it like that n pick up on this stuff) #but if anyone rewatches this show enough times u will see this stuff cuz again its totally just written into it!n #i am just pointing it out not writin it myself #but again im more than happy to talk abt it n point it out if RCG themselves aren’t always comfortable doing so/feel like its ‘bragging’ #or pretentious.. cuz i hav So much fun analyzing the show n talking abt it n dont rlly hav any personal reputation stakes in doing so LOL

[yaspup9000]

Why you always gotta make it about big bitches :(

Okay First off, This asked made me smile and laugh in a cosmic sort of way cuz, TBH I don't really draw chubby ladies all that often tbh in case you're wondering. Thank You for this ask, it actually cheered me up! And 2nd, I'm a skinny binch myself, however, at times I tend to draw people who aren't always skinny nor have the average body type ya know. It's nice to try out new things and to make other people feel happy in their own skin. Not to mention that there are still skinny women in art everywhere. They're not going anywhere. Heck, most if not some of the art/OCS is skinny peeps at times.

But yeah I wanted to thank you for this ask, at first i felt really crappy but Thanks to this ask, this had really brightened up my day! Lovely ask! This is going to the fridge lol!

#swear warning #I mean bruh this is sooo weird #out of all the artist you choose me of all people!! #I feel so honored!!! #THANK YOU!!

[saccharine-seashells]

god damn these homosexuals and their stupidly nuanced and complicated relationships

#> shell speaks for once #i wrote this post in honor of my recently ignited blackice fixation #the content in their ao3 is so fucking immaculate and it’s making me [feel] things #like yes i want them to cuddle and shit - but also pls just kiss and make up at this point #i dont like it when they argue like this #but i also want them to keep going cuz this shit’s interesting as hell #they are boyfriends and husbands and soulmates ur honor #i feel that i should mention it’s 2:30am as im typing this #ive dedicated a significant portion of this day to these god damn homosexuals and the tension between them #like how can so many different authors take the same building blocks and arrange them in different but nonetheless appealing and attractive- #-ways #i swear - i havent felt this strongly about a homosexual pairing since my hamilton phase #even now - i still lie awake at nigjt reminiscing about all thr sleep i lost to those jamilton and hamburr fics #and here i lie yet again 2 years later for a different pair of homosexuals #god damn #fr tho i hope they make up soon #enough feelings talk! i wanna see more kisses!

[britneyshakespeare]

i have to be honest, everyone has the right to interpret art differently so i'm not going to be a tyrant about this if you disagree, but GEEZ i just do not buy into the theory of the winter's tale that hermione never really died and she and paulina faked it to punish leontes and shock him into repentance. it doesn't feel like it fits into the oracle's prophecy to me; it doesn't feel like it fits the overall magic of the play. hermione DID die and she DID get brought back to life as a statue through the power or art and magic and love and forgiveness, thank you. that's also how perdita and florizel got together obviously. great horrors great dread great repentance great redemption. wonderful art wonderful catharsis wonderful expressions of emotions. works WONDERS works MIRACLES. close your eyes and believe it brother.

#text post #shakespeare #the winter's tale #also since mamilius is Really Dead For Real. i feel like the queen faking her death would add Nothing #like leontes repents his actions leaving him with no wife or heir (and swears by paulina never to remarry out of sorrow and grief) #(and honor for hermione!!! his innocent wronged queen!!! and so paulina makes sure he can never repeat his mistakes) #like he already is left without an heir. i can believe well enough that that grief shocked hermione to her death #leontes didnt even believe the words of apollo when they were read out to him in court!!!! #im getting so nerd-mad about this. #i prefer the magical interpretation so so much more. it's just fated. it's just more romantic! #i do love shakespeare's romances so much. i love the winter's tale i love the winter's tale #that's the most fucked up shit i ever read. it's beautiful

[holdoncallfailed]

1996 dash simulator

🍊 allpulpnojuice follow

guys i'm serious can we PLEASE leave the battle of britpop in 1995 where it belongs i am So Tired

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👽 skygazer81 follow

has anyone heard of this group heaven's gate? they seem kinda sus but their website is sick as hell

🔬 number1skeptic follow

dude...

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👑 princessdianastyle follow

i can't believe di and charles officially got divorced romance is DEAD

🇺🇸 itstheeconomystupid follow

ok royalist bootlicker

👑 princessdianastyle follow

oh so now the clinton/gore rpf shipper is going to preach to us?

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👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 lesbianbartsimpson follow

i just saw the birdcage in theatres...tbh i don't love the queerbaiting. why would you cast two straight actors to play a gay couple...

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🫎 tabarnakonwood follow

society if québec had won its independence last year

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🪩 rhythmnation1814 follow

i swear if staff doesn't stop fucking around i'm going to permanently move to geocities.

#i'm just glad my PC can run netscape 2.0 #but the dial-up is so slow it's like barely worth it ugh maybe i'll just stop using the internet in general #it's not like i NEED it yk

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😎 Anonymous asked: Do you agree that if the glove does not fit, then we must acquit?

🚬 mall-rats answered: Bro I'm not getting baited into talking about the OJ trial again. Go troll someone else

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🧠 craneonme follow

can you GAYS stop posting frasier spoilers

☕️ cafenervosa follow

niles fucking DIES

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🍳 waterydomestic follow

does anyone else feel like the pavement fandom kind of sucks now?? i don't want to be an asshole but when cut your hair started playing on mtv all the time i knew it was over.

📻 philselwaysbaldhead follow

lol now you know how radiohead fans felt when fake plastic trees was on the clueless soundtrack

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🍔 kelandkenan follow

i've always loved the way they loved...

#kel climbing thru kenan's window because he just HAS to see him even tho he's banned from the rockmore house #like i'm sorry but it's true love your honor

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🧸 thebeaniebabyenjoyer follow

whenever i see that someone's fursona is a gerbil i'm always like oh so you must be a pretty big richard gere fan

🕺🏻 scentofalpacino follow

hold on let me ask jeeves something

🕺🏻 scentofalpacino follow

yeah this is funny as hell

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#well i tried. #obviously does not compare to autumn's but here it is anyway #op