#I figured it was only appropriate

[6-2-aestheticsofhate]

weed brownie that turns you into the ancient greek amphora version of yourself

#Ultrakill #minos #sisyphus #king sisyphus #king minos #id hesitate to tag this as their ship name but it is kind of gay to eat a guys weed brownie. #also it was hard for me to find an appropriate ancient greek depiction of sisyphus i was comfortable using #and im not even fully comfortable with this one!!! #but uh anyways yeah its greek blackfigure pottery and most of the figures skintones are that color on the pottery which makes it feel more #ambiguous than the paintings i found where hes like. white. i know greeks were a majority white population and its only nowadays that #more awareness is brought to the fact not all greeks where white but anywaysssss #the tldr is i was struggling to find an ancient greece depiction of sisyphus that wasnt like. a white guy jumpscare #that would be a little funny though. weed brownie that turns you white. scary

[liamthemailman]

OG!Lieutenant Ace

quick info

he's a lieutenant

Ace's taller and younger here, standing at 5'8 and 28 years old

short hair :DD

instead of rope burn, he's got stitches on his neck

very insecure about them too, cant live without something on his neck to cover it

he's K-9 handler instead

he's a handler to a German shepherd he named "Private Bones"

baby face with a pout, sad droopy eyes and long lashes

and OG!AceSoap because they'll always be together across their lifetimes

they like to bully one another but it's all in good fun :)))

Captain Soap was not sure about ace at first after hearing his nickname is "Mad Dog" but they're chill now

#GAHHH CAPTAIN MACTAVISH GRAHHHH #figured it was only appropriate to make an og version of ace #fun fact his design is reused from my first draft of ace #since technically that would be OG ace #he's gods weakest wet cat ever #i'll draw private bones once i figure out how to draw dogs #mailman rants #fanart #cod #cod oc #call of duty oc #call of duty #art #oc: LT Ace #call of duty fanart #cod fanart #oc: OG!LT Ace #captain soap mactavish #soap #soap cod #john soap mactavish #soap mactavish #cod mw soap #cod soap #soap call of duty #cod mw2 #cod mw2 fanart #captain mactavish #cod original character #AceSoap

[resssistance]

Tomono Kazuki / EX 'What's My Name?' / IdF 2022

bonus: bang!

#the heir for the leather trashbag pants rock star throne has arrived! #kazuki tomono #figure skating #idf 2022 #fskateedit #is this what 'serving cunt' mean? if it's not then i don't even know what is #ooooo my goood #i- #dead deceased cremated #it's 2am and i'm just having a private dance party for one lmao #(didn't not expect someone to skate to miyavi btw) #i scraped like 4 more gifs bc at that point why not post a video #it's just.. so good. oh god #the last gif is in an appropriate file size only by a miracle #flashing images #tw flashing

[quasi-normalcy]

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#Just read a disquieting rumour that my ex was faking being indigenous. #Which... #I mean #I didn't see the evidence #All that I know is that this call-out post went up about 9 months ago in indigenous facebook groups #and my ex's entire online presence was apparently immediately scrubbed afterwards #which i'm only learning just now because honestly i've broken off all contact with them and with the rest of their friends #but like...it kinda wouldn't surprise me? #but the thing was they were an extremely militant decolonization activist #like they would go on long angry rants about appropriation and 'pretendians' and how terrible they were #but also like...they didn't really identify as indigenous until i think a year or so into our relationship? #and at the time i just figured ''whatever they're reconnecting with their roots'' #(I'm not indigenous; I don't know how these things work) #but then they started speaking sporadically in a fake accent when around other Native people and going on about how 'Rez' they were #and like...'Rez'. Mate. #I know for a fact that you grew up in a $10 million house in Hawaii #(at least I assume it was a fact) #And they were a big fan of using social justice arguments and language as a pretext for abusing me. #And if it was a lie then. Well. It would be very much in character for them let me just say. #Like they lied constantly to other people. I just...I guess I assumed that I was an exception? #Or that they wouldn't lie about the big stuff. Especially when they acted so vociferously angry about it. #But yeah. Trying to assume the absolute most marginalised social identity they can for clout sounds very much like something they would do.

[dullahandyke]

Ughhhh fuck me running I forgot family mass tonight -_- I'm gonna have to wear a fucking bra

#and im gonna have to figure out whats appropriate dress. i always turn up way too fancy i dont wanna b slaying at funeral mass #only have one blazer and its fucking baltic down here so i have to style my whole outfit around it #n then im gonna have to decide whether to go to the pub w my parents after or not.... #on one hand ill have to talk to people. on the other hand i heart overhearing gossip and ill get a vodka white

[kelpk0re]

Wobble Finnley the Whale Shark

hello tumblr, i thought you’d appreciate this sculpture i made! i hyperfocused on cardboard sea creatures, then decided i needed one of my own. meet wobble! he took me about 22 hours to make 🦈

#art #sculpture #whale shark #cardboard sea creature #whale sculpture #autistic hyper focus go brrrrr #every time i see a whale shark i uncontrollably stim so i figured it was only appropriate this was my first sculpture

[capn-twitchery]

i have a scene in my head i really wanna write or draw one day with grace finding out about twitch's honey hive past

but i keep hitting a wall when it comes to trying to figure out how he would react to finding out,,,because how the Fuck does Anyone react to that. there is no reaction that works

what are you supposed to say to that??? "damn that sucks"????

#this is half a joke but genuinely it is a struggle to figure out xD #maybe it's bc i am terrible at saying the right things in The Moment. i would just be standing there like 😦 #tbf i guess Most people would be standing there like 😦 #i think 😦 is the only appropriate reaction #fredspeaks

[jolteonmchale]

#joel mchale #ken jeong #animal control fox #animal control #community nbc #community #sarah chalke #krystal smith #sarah chalke is playing yazmin #frank's ex who ghosted him #i'm probably the only person who cares but i'm so excited that we get to meet yazmin #figured we would since frank said her name when he first mentioned her #i don't know anything about sarah chalke but she's actually age appropriate for a damn change #and i'm just gonna start the #frank x roman #tag now because i'm gonna ship them and you just have to deal with it ok

[spocks-kaathyra]

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#vent #wow I will never be able to let myself have friends huh #I am unwanted and inherently unwantable #I have it all figured out I just can't DO anything right. why is breaking silence the hardest thing to do #I can't bring myself to make/maintain/deepen friendships bc I'm convinced that I'm unpleasant to be around and unpleasant to be friends with #my company is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy #<- completely unjustified belief. I am kind and friendly and capable of responding appropriately in the majority of social situations #they reach out and I shrink back every time. no matter how much they reach towards me I can't believe that they actually want me around #and ofc the reasonable thing for them to do is stop reaching! when I never reach back! why would they expect a different outcome this time #so I can't blame anyone. I can't sit around waiting for a saintly mindreader who can see that my actions contradict my feelings #I know I just need to reach out. but how could I do that when I'm convinced it'll only hurt them? #my presence makes their day worse. I'm a mangy dog begging for scraps I don't deserve at their table. I am harming them with my presence #how can I beg for their attention and company and time when I know their life would be better without me in it #<- false belief. when I reach out I make them feel wanted and they feel more comfortable reaching out to me when they know I like them. #everyone appreciates being reached out to. I am pleasant to be around. they like being liked by me. my company is a desirable thing #company in general is a desirable thing. my company is better than no company. people like being liked. #logically I know all this to be true. emotionally? they hate me and I deserve it and the more I show I like them the more they'll hate me #sigh. what a banal problem to have. I'll stop being 18 years old one day. I can't wait until I have better things to worry about #replies appreciated. btw. in the interest of asking for what I want instead of expecting ppl to read my mind lmao #narcissus's echoes

[rawliverandgoronspice]

kind of following a lot of reaction to a bunch of recent and less recent events, but I feel like semi-regularly there's a kind of situation where someone online does something massively fucked up, and that at some point we begin to tip past genuine outrage and immediate jokes and begin to slip into the reign of casual cruelty and cynical pettiness, where it becomes not only okay but encouraged to be the worst version of yourself when interacting with the particular Villain of the Day, and while I feel like it's inevitable, I feel like that's kind of a repeating pattern that might not foster the best emotional reflexes around ideas of punitive justice and perception of the guilty party etc etc

#thoughts #this is kind of about somerton but not only #where I've seen people slipping from funny joke that are honestly well deserved and don't go past the realm of reasonable public shaming #especially given the situation #into shit that I feel should be off limits and are just wound-picking instead of actually relevant #also thinking about that time where a known public figure in gamedev (a queer woman) had been caught doing an Oopsie #like not a small one it was pretty bad #but she was eviscerated with a vitriol and glee I never saw applied to like #actual known rapists in the industry that we KNOW are rapists and still massively in positions of power #I don't know #thinking of Patterns #thinking about the theory of the Sacrificial Trash #like again not at all defending somerton this guy is a Mess on wheels #but I still feel like we should be careful of that moment when fighting back a malicious narrative becomes #“dehumanizing the guilty person is now what's fun about this" #and it upstages the need of taking the appropriate measures to defend the community #even when I don't feel particular sympathy for the guilty party I'm not sure it's a very healthy instinct to foster past a certain degree

[leatherbookmark]

a strictly theoretical (for now) question, but

if, theoretically, one was to write a fic in which a guy is accosted and pressed into the wall by a taller, stronger coworker (who then proceeds to feel him up and rub his dick against his ass), stammers and offers weak protests (ie what are you doing, people are going to see us etc), panics and protests loudly & tearfully when he thinks the other guy is going to fuck him, and comes hard from being fucked between the thighs, THEN breaks down crying, alarming the guy and some others, and for a while is p much unable to voice that he enjoyed it and his breakdown was caused by adrenaline and not like, actual "i've been raped and i hate it" tears, + optionally later he explains that he was actually crazy into it but couldn't say it,

#shrimp thoughts #greetings from 4am. i had about a litre of cola perhaps it shows. #i've had a whole internal debate w/ myself about the intricacies of tagging for rape; rape roleplay/cnc and so on #though like. there's consent and there's enjoyment. but also there are Circumstances and here the circumstances are: the tall guy is a #wee jokester who's not like BAD but can be stupid sometimes and it's not like there was penetration right? so when a ''''normal'''' person #would probably notice the other person doesn't seem fully (or at all) convinced he just assumes the other person is being shy and easily #embarrassed. and then he's horrified&guilty about having done a noncon on his mate of course #pleafe counsel! i am rather bad at not only figuring the appropriate tags but also warnings it seems #i was about to say 'could anyone guess the pairing hehe' but. no they couldn't given that the first fic isn't even out yet. tehepero

[bass-alien]

✨ Ice cream cake & spiked punch ✨

#I’m excited to try these two grams #I figured it’s only appropriate that since my new bong arrived I treat myself to some good devils lettuce #weed #marijuana #stoner girls #stoner girl #girls who smoke

[pagesofkenna]

>looking at new book in the library >ask the librarian if this book is a historical nonfiction or a historical true crime >she doesn't understand >pull up a powerpoint explaining the differences >she laughs and says "it's a good book sir" >check it out >it's true crime

#this ones for you calyx #i could not figure out the appropriate way to make this meme so text only it is #the contents of this post are based on fictional events. any resemblance to real events is entirely coincidental

[melverie]

YUKI AND MAZE FOR THR BINGO CARD!!

Idk how it’s supposed to work, like if I’m supposed to ask about a specific topic on the card. If that’s how it’s supposed to go, then your choice!

The girlies 👀

Yuki deserves every bad thing that comes her way <3

Clean version under the cut!

#thank you ivy!!! <3<3<3 #bingo for maze hell yeah! #maze puts a lot of effort into her appearance so v good looking felt appropriate lol #also i guess that technically only leaves aym & baal except it doesn't #i still need to figure a lot of things out about them #ask game #oc bingo #ask tag

[emberwritesinsight]

All the duelists in RGU are just so needlessly impractical the only one in that arena who ever wears their hair up is Anthy and she doesn't even physically fight like seriously student council (+ Utena) get your act together

#revolutionary girl utena #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya #miki kaoru #juri arisugawa #kyouichi saionji #touga kiryuu #for miki it isn't really a problem but everyone else has luscious flowing hair that they are not doing a good enough job containing #JURI YOU'RE ON THE FENCING TEAM YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER #SAIONJI I'VE SEEN YOU IN A PONYTAIL FOR KENDO I KNOW YOU ARE CAPABLE OF THIS BASIC LOGIC #anthy's Hair Roll Of Mystery (I still haven't figured out how she styles it like that) is the only fighting-appropriate hairstyle there

[politemagic]

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