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maxineprimal · 7 months

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So I was watching the funny Lego pajama men show with a friend the other day. I get to the season 2 episode "Child's Play", and I couldn't help but notice something interesting.

They gave the goofy looking fictional dinosaur a full scientific name, and two of those words are real scientific words. They didn't need to do that! But they did anyway!

Ninjago has set foot into my domain! And it shall not be spared from my judgment!

So let's break this sucker down.

Dromaeosaurid Theropod Grundalychus

"Grundalychus" is of course the species name, which there's nothing to really dig into there. People can and will name dinosaurs whatever they want. So in this moment the species name doesn't really matter.

"Theropod" and "Dromaeosarid" are both very real terms though, which gives me something to work with.

I don't really understand why Garmadon would list the family and then the class, but hey he probably just isn't that well read on paleontological taxonomy.

Let's start off with the easy one. "Therapod" is a rather broad class of dinosaur. Covering everything from tyranosaurus and spinosaurus, down to even the little guys like velociraptors and microraptors. They are defined by possessing "sharp, curved teeth, three-toed feet, digits with sharp claws, and long, hollow bones". So lets see how the grundle stacks up.

Sharp curved teeth? Check.

Three toed feet? Check.

Digits with sharp claws? Check.

Long hollow bones? Well there's no way to see if they're hollow, but they sure are long.

The grundle also shares the basic horizontal, bipedal body plan of most if not all theropods, so it absolutely checks out. Grundalychus is a certified theropod. Way to go champ.

Now for the next term. The family "Dromaeosarid". Research tells me that dromaeosars can be easily identified by small to medium size, a raised hooked claw on each inner digit of their feet, and an abundance of feathers. For comparison, here are a few examples of other dromaeosaurs.

And yeah, our boy grundle doesn't match a single one of the qualifications. No hooked toe claw, he's fricken massive, and unless you want to count his weird head protrusions as feathers, he is absolutely nude. Grundalychus is absolutely not a dromaeosaur.

But not all is lost! After some light digging around, I think I found a group that grundalychus might feel a little more at home in. Behold, mapusaurus. Member of the family carcharodontosauridae.

The general head shape and size line up fairly well, and looking at other members of carcharodontosauridae like acrocanthosaurus and giganotosaurus, I feel like grundalychus could slide in pretty easily.

Then again, grundalychus' hands seem to be a lot more developed than most other members of the family, so it might not be a perfect fit. But it's the best one I could find.

#ninjago #lego #lego ninjago #grundle #dromaeosaur #theropod #mapusaurus #giganotosaurus #paleontology #taxonomy #lord garmadon #ninjago garmadon #dinosuar #dinosaurs #Its really not often I get to flex my paleontological expertise like this #this has been so much fun

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tanglepelt · 1 year

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Dp x dc idea 25

Danny is forced to flee when pariah is released. The armor didn’t get done before pariah unleashed his terror. Pariah destroyed everything in his way. Danny was not able to save or protect his family and friends. He is all alone now.

Pariah takes to earth to conquer it. Danny was prepared to keep fighting a lost cause when clockwork appeared. He tells Danny that this isn’t the timeline that was meant to be. As it was the ghost king he was unable to rewind time.

To secure a better future tells Danny he needs to flee and when the time came fight pariah once more. Danny was not gonna listen to this man? Elder?? Child….. whatever it was.

He just gets pushed into a portal. Now he is in the dc universe. He had been forced through as human.

Here he does get questioned by the heros. I mean he did fall out of a green portal and land on earth. All Danny reveals is that he was fighting a tyrant who killed his friends and family and was set in destroying his planet. That some random dude pushed him through the portal.

Danny decided not to reveal he was half ghost or the words the nutjob left him. Danny being able to use his powers as human slowly gets used to them and better at using them. Learning the ghostly wail by watching canary. When his ice core forms he mimics Superman’s ice breath. Watching Martian manhunter helps him with his shapeshifting, invisibility and intangibility.

The heroes definitely think that he has some form of mimicking power. Danny can’t fly as a human tho. So no late night flights. Danny does slip info on who he fought so they have basic anti ecto weapons. Not that they realize it’s specific for ghost.

He’d probs end up with the teen titans given his age. Or maybe a hero snags him 🤷‍♀️.

One day giant hands rip open a portal in the sky and out comes fright knight and a horde of skeletons. Nothing they have works on pariah but keeps the skeletons at bay.

Danny decides this must be what the man was talking about. And for the first time since being here transforms.

JLD is here at this point and just is like you didn’t think it was important to tell us it was the fricken ghost king or the fact your a halfa. Danny just says nope.

Will Danny get a lecture. Most likely. Does he win. Yes. Did he become ghost king. Also yes.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #justice league #JLD was not amused at Danny #heros were amused at the power mimicry #some found it adorable #Constantine now has to deal with teaching the new ghost king #cause Danny is at a loss #clockwork is amused by the unexpected timeline #vlad was the reason the armor didn’t get done #instead of helping like in cannon he ran away #Danny when transformed is way more powerful then human #he now has to learn to holdback while ghost #humans are fragile #so he still does the whol hero thing in his human form #but he goes space flying now #gets to see the world in a whole new way #Danny has fun sparing with a super after this #his ghost form is very powerful #Danny tries to hide after the reveal #he didn’t want to deal with the consequences #he knew he’d be lectured #i imagine he’d be able to do minor appearance shifting #he was able to distort himself to avoid blast in cannon #ghost king danny

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babyxbluexmoon · 1 year

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☁︎ dirty secret ☁︎

REQUESTED! i lost the fricken request T-T but here it is anyway, so hopefully they see it! <3

The request was something like.. : Can you please write a yandere/possessive Neteyam, but he acts sweet and kind infront of Y/N, and hides alll the dirty secrets. I absolutely fell in love with the idea!

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Yandere Neteyam! x Oblivious! Fem! Na'vi! Reader!

Warnings: Yandere behaviour, Murder, Manipulation, Possessive/protective behaviour. Not proof read.

Synopsis : Neteyam was so in love with his mate for life, the love of his heart and the constantly thought in his mind. He would do anything for her, to keep her as his. 𝑨𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈..

Neteyam smiled as he watched his blue skinned girl weave a basket, teaching the younger na'vi kids how to do so, and chuckling when a young male accidently weaved his finger to the current basket he was making. It made her giggle too, and hearing tha made his obsessed heart flutter with happiness. He liked her happy, though he did wish only he could make her show any emotion at all.

He approched the girl and patted her hwir gently, loving how braided yet soft it was, and she looked up at him, giving a warm and kind smile. "Hello ma'Neteyam." The girl greeted, her na'vi accent send shivers down his spine, loving, addictive shivers. "Hello, sylang(flower)." He sat down, and the children admired the warrior before getting back to weaving, Y/n leaning over and helping a young female who got confused.

Once the weaving lesson was over, Neteyam helped Y/n gather her lesson things, carrying them for her as they walked to their shared hut, going inside and setting the stuff in the corner where they belonged. "How was training?" Y/n asked him and he looked to her with those ember orbs that almost matched her own like the rest of the clan. "Alright, my father showed Lo'ak and I a few new tricks he learnt."

She smiled at him sweetly and walked over, wrapping her arms around his neck and nuzzling him close, making the males tail lift and sway happily, hugging her back and kissing her temple. "Oh, I have promised to help Fulang'iti with something. So I will head off now. Would you mind starting dinner on the fire, I won't be long." She promised and his heart clenched. 'Him..' Neteyam thought. No matter how many times he secretly threatened him to stay away from his mate, he kept coming back like the sky people.

"Alright, I can do that for you." With that, the girl left and Neteyam couldn't help but snarl to himself, why would she care about what he wants? He thought to himself and ran a hand through his black braided hair, then he stared at the ceiling of his hut before sighing and going over to the fire pit, getting out a piece of meat he hunted and smiled. Sure, they could go to the clan eating area, but sometimes it was nice to eat alone with the one he adored to the core.

"Fulang'iti... your really pushing bonderies.. talking to what is rightfully mine and mine alone.." he spoke, and stared at the knife in his hand made of tree wood and a rock, sharpened, perfect for slicing. "Fulang...'iti.." he suddenly smirked slightly, "maybe words aren't enough alone... is that what your indicating, Eywa..?" He asked softly, a smirk forming on his blue face.

Y/n stood with Fulang'iti, helping him with hunting. "So, what does a warrior like you need help with hunting?" She asked, holding an arrow in one hand and a bow in the other, made by her father specially for her. "Well my mother has given birth to twins as you know, so now my family has eight children, including me, the second oldest. So, I just wanted help to collect everything we need." Y/n nodded, she had two older brothers and a single father, and he always needed help hunting when they were little.

"Alright. I don't mind." She smiled at him and they stayed close as sound of thanator's could be heard from near by, kneeling more closely to the ground. Neteyam watched them closely from up a tree, how dare he ask her to do this with him. She was a fragile weaver, not a hunter. Sure, she was good with a bow, but her precious self should not be thus far away from the safety of the clan.. without her mate. With Neteyam to protect her. Only he could protect her.

They made it to a ledge and knelt down beside each other, watching a lot of prey animals doing their own things. "OK.. try to get something big, please." He spoke to her quietly and she nodded, then advanced forward, but not too closely, she had a bow for a reason, she just wanted a better look, see what looked slightly weaker, incase she strikes wrong and it went for her.

Neteyam took this as his chance, and advanced towards the other male who was approaching something that caught his eye, when Neteyam suddenly pounced on him. He covered Fulang'iti's mouth with his hand as they fell to the grassy floor with a soft thud and Neteyam flipped the other over to look at him. "What have I told you.. about talking or even being near Y/n...?" He asked through a soul, slowly removing his hand. "She's my friend." Fulang'iti huffed out, winded by the impact.

"And she's 𝙢𝙮 mate.. I decide who comes near her." He growled, "that'd not how it works Net-", "It is in my world. She's my probity. My love. My mate. She belongs to me. Her mind, her heart, her body and soul. It all belongs to me." He pulled out the knife he was using to make dinner with, and lifted it up in the air, making Fulang'iti gasped. He was about to yell but Neteyam covered his mouth with his free hand, grinning like a half moon.

"May you walk along Eywa.. prick." With that the knife came down into the males chest and to his heart, the life fading from him with a few last groans. His body fell limb and heavy, and Neteyam moved away, before seeing his darling holding a beast of prey over her shoulder, struggling to carry it. "Wow.. so pretty.." he mumbled, seeing how her small muscles tensed as she carried the heavy, pretty big beast, dragging it along the floor with it upper body on her shoulders.

"Fu-Fulang'iti..! Wh-where did you go..?" She looked around confused, and Neteyam decided to play it cool so he ran around some tree until coming infant of her. "My Eywa, Y/n!" He ran over, acting like his usual soft self. He took the beast from her and laid it on the ground. "Why are you here, my love? Where's Fulang'iti?" She asked, looked up at him and panting softly. "He came back to the clan, said you were both finished and I wondered where you were?" He questioned.

Her face fell, "bu-but we were supposed to be hunting.. why would he leave me here..?" She wondered, looking at all the dangerous beasts that could have come and crushed her at any given moment. "Oh my darling.. it's OK.. I'm here to protect you now ma'sylang(my flower). He held her in his arms, then kissed her nose before moving away and lifting the beast onto his own shoulders. "Come on, we'll keep this for ourselves. May I say, great job honey, I'm so proud of you." He praised, and she giggled, blushing.

Once they arrived back at their shared hut, a elder woman came over, holding two babies in her arms, Fulang'iti's mother. Neteyam bought the beast into the hut before standing beside his mate, his hand on her back. "Can we help you?" He asked her kindly and she smiled. "I was just wondering if you knew where Fulang'iti is. He said he was out hunting with Ms. Y/n.." She spoke and Y/n tilted her head. "But he came back here, he abandoned me where all the prey were.." She said and the woman looked almost shocked, "Oh right.. Well I'll have a word once I find him. Thank you, Y/n."

With that she left, and Y/n swallowed, "wonder where he is..." She said softly and Neteyam cupped her shoulders, towering over her from behind. "He's not our problem darling. Forget him, let's enjoy dinner, and I'll cook your greatest catch." He leant and nibbled her ear gently. "And afterwards, I'll reward you for it.." he spoke and her tail rose up slightly, then began swaying, making him smirk and walked inside, and she followed like a lost puppy.

Neteyam smirked as he got on with dinner, slicing up the beast with a new knife, as Y/n prepared the small wooden table for them. "Hey sylang(flower)." He spoke, not looking back at the woman. "Yes, Ma'Teyam." She replied, looking to the back of his head. "You wouldn't.. ever leave me, right..?" He asked, and she gave a wide eyed look before he heard her approached him, then two small arms slythered around his waist from behind and hugged him, a head against his back. "Never. You are mine, as I am yours. We are mates for life, Ma'Neteyam."

"Good. I want to keep this forever.. Ma'Y/n." He replied, grinning at the slowly cooking beast, knowing just ways from the clan was Fulang'iti body, slowly being eaten away by some creature, or just laying there, bleeding and awaiting for something to find it. Perfectly away from Neteyam's mate, oblivious to her love's 𝙙𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩.

#love story #atwow #fanfiction #avatar #avatar twow #avatar way of water #yandere neteyam #neteyam sully #neteyam x reader #neteyam avatar #neteyam #yandere na'vi #male yandere #yandere #na'vi x reader #tw murder #avatar x you #omaticaya clan #neteyam x omaticaya!reader

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unforth · 26 days

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In 1999, when I was a senior in high school, my buddy G (now my oldest friend, we've known each other almost 30 years) was trying to get me into J-Pop, having recently succeeded in dragging me into watching anime. To do this, he sent me a song he thought I'd like that he had an mp3 of, a Masami Okui song titled Rinbu Revolution.

I really really really loved this song.

So I went to try to find more things like it, turning to the early internet search engines of the time.

I searched for "Masami Okui." There were zero results. Okay, I figured, there must be a typo in the singer's name. I'll try the song title.

I searched for "Rinbu Revolution." There were still zero results.

Clearly, the song existed. I could fricken listen to it! But whoever labeled the mp3 did *such a bad job* that both the singer AND the song title were wrong. Which meant I had no idea what song it was. I couldn't find it if I lost the file, couldn't listen to it elsewhere, could only access it with one horribly misidentified mp3.

I've taken that mp3, and a number of other irreplaceable J-Pop mp3s from c. 2000, from computer to computer with me ever since. I couldn't risk losing them. If my copy of Kiroro doing an off-track version of Nagori Yuki is lost I will literally never be able to hear it again in my life, and so I carefully cherish them.

But sometimes life surprises you.

A few days ago, a friend on Mastodon posted a video to the opening of Utena (which I never got around to watching more than a couple episodes of), and the title of the video was "Rondo - Revolution."

And without even opening it, having not heard a note, I knew: that was my unknown song. It HAD to be. So of course I looked it up, and yes. Masami Okui was the lyricist - information far to obscure to search up with the amount of internet their was in 1999. The song title was just. Wrong. But I'd found my song, after 25 years of not looking because I just assumed it was impossible.

Anyway, Rondo - Revolution, sung by Mikuni Shimokawa, just played on my Pandora. For the first time in well over a decade, since I last regularly used an iPod to listen to my mp3s, I heard this song that I thought I'd never hear again except in my own computer files.

And idk. I'm not going anywhere with this really. I'm just feeling Some Kinda Way about finding lost things we aren't even looking for, and sometimes the internet isn't the worst actually, and I'm so glad I have weird quirky friends who like the same 30 year old weird quirky stuff that I do.

#unforth rambles #right in the feels #i should tell G i found the song he probably wont have a fucking clue what im talking about itll be hilarious

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tinknevertalks · 3 months

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Finally watched Tennant's last Doctor Who ep and the Christmas special, and I swear to God I had tears watching Fourteen/Ten³/TenTutu/Ten-whatever it is he's being called sitting at a table having tea. That was so lovely! And Donna negotiating a decent job with UNIT (although I did think at one point she was gonna be all, "There's a honking massive space gun in London, what the hell?!").

And then the Christmas special? Visually very very good. Like, does anyone remember the Tumblr post about lighting black actors, and how it's gone kinda to shit recently? Ncuti always looked peachy fricken keen in his scenes - no way was he gonna get lost in the background. (But also, when Ruby disappeared cause the goblins got her in the past, and all the colour went from the flat in the attic? Yes. A+ distinction.)

So yeah, can finally go look at all the gifs and squeeeee. XD

#doctor who #spoilers #doctor who spoilers #dw

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xoxotifia · 2 months

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Just so y’all know—I have not watched the Octonauts in English. I haven’t even had all the episodes / movies available so I kind of don’t know a lot of stuff. Like, for example, who the f is Paani? Or Min? OR SELVA??? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE

AND THERE’S A SEQUEL SERIES?? ABOVE AND BEYOND?? WHAT

AND IT’S BEEN OUT SINCE FRICKEN 2021 AND HAS 4 SEASONS?!

someone pls help me im so lost

#octonauts #octonauts above and beyond #above and beyond #im literally confused #i just know im missing out on a lot of stuff #someone please tell me can i watch it somewhere for free

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adventuretolkienlover · 7 months

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My Atlantis The Lost Empire Review!🗺️🪖💎🏺💣🛞🧭⚓🛟

I finally got the courage to do it! Yay!

First I'd just like to start out by saying AOAHSJDJDHFBJFJFJFJFIGJGJDKSOXJVJFJDJUVJFUFJFUGUGHFHFUDIDJDJFHFHFUFHFJ!!!!!!!!!

🤩🤩🤩

Okay, stimming done! I should note, I don't hold back in my reviews. I see something wrong? I can and WILL say it! Luckily, there's like, nothing wrong with this movie, so you won't hear much of that from me! Lol!🤣 This is first time doing this kinda thing. So I apologize for any errors or incorrect formatting.

Now, without further adu, the review! (Hey that rhymes!) Below the cut cus it's LOOOOOOOOOONG!!!! It's literally the longest post I've made. And there's SPOILERS! So beware!

Okay, I'm not even sure where to start cus this is one INSANE ride of a movie! I mean HOLY COW!!! IF ALL OF DISNEY'S MOVIES WERE THIS GOOD, I'D WATCH

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE.

I'm not even kidding. I don't know what I'm doing, so let's just start with the World building.

WORLD BUILDING

This movie ROCKS in the world building department. Everything is well rounded out and looks stunning. One of the things that I found most exciting was the fact that they made a WHOLE FRICKEN USEABLE LANGUAGE FOR THIS MOVIE!!!!!! They actually brought in a linguist to make it!!!! That's how committed they were!!! Do you hear about Disney doing this nowadays? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Also, THE STEAMPUNK AESTHETIC.

LOOK AT THIS SUB!!!! LOOK AT IT!!!!!

It's so detailed and cool looking!!!! If I saw this in love action, I think I'd freak! How can steam powered vessel go below the crush depth?

I DON'T CARE!!! IT'S AWESOME!!! (I especially like that bubble in the front. How fun! I'd definitely be looking out of that thing all the time!) I heard people say that watched the scene with the Leviathan attacking the sub thought it looked so real, that some people who worked on army subs got FLASHBACKS!!! I'm not even kidding! Everything during those scenes felt so real and immersive! You can tell Disney did their home work!

Okay now Atlantis itself!

It feels like it's own culture. It's feels real. It doesn't feel or look like a lazy combination of two cultures. It's distinct and interesting looking. And the people are very unique in appearance too. With their blue eyes, white hair, and coppery brown skin. It's a beautiful combination. And their clothes are nice as well. Lots of bright colors. Mostly blues, purples, magentas, etc. Very beautiful.❤️

OH! OH! AND THEIR TECHNOLOGY!!!! Oh my gosh!!! That leviathan and those fish shaped flying machines?!! HECKIN RAD!!!! How are they made?!?? What are they made out of?!??? So many QUESTIONS!!!!!!

I especially love the use of crystals in the Atlantian technology. I actually studied stuff like that and from what I've found in my research, it was actually entirely possible that ancient civilizations, like Atlantis used Crystals in somes ways of energy. Which is amazing! I don't know if that's where they got inspiration. But I found it intriguing none the less!

And the Creatures were also cool! They felt almost alien or prehistoric in appearance! It was really cool. Some of the creatures looked like they came straight from Pandora from the movie Avatar! I'm a sucker for fantasy creatures and speculative biology. So I'd love to see If I could figure out everything about the ecosystem of Atlantis! To bad they didn't go into more detail about it, but the movie wasn't about the critters. Still, hats of to the crew for giving them such interesting designs!

Okay, Onto more stuff!

THE CHARACTERS

Milo. He's adorkable.

That's it. He's perfect. I love him.

Okay, lol. Actually I have a lot to say. They gave him SOOOOOOOOO much personality! He's dynamic and easy to read! He's allowed to push his expressions and be exaggerated! He's just so fun to watch! Big thumbs up to his animator(s). And look at those glasses! And that hair! Such a good character design! He's just so fun and loveable looking!❤️

And he's allowed to show a full range of emotions! I know this one sounds weird. But it drive me crazy when a character is only allowed to show one emotion and by completely defined by it. Like being sickingly happy go lucky, or dark and moody. It's like, that's all you're going to do with them? But Milo, goes through the full range of emotions in the movie. He's got excitement from going into the unknown. Sadness and grief from the loss of his grandpa and parents. Righteous anger at Commander Rourke's betrayal and utter disregard for the Atlantian people's lives. He experiences everything and it all feels so relatable. He's just the best. I also love how enthusiastic and kind hearted he is. He has the heart of a hero despite his first impressions. And his cute crush on Kida is the best. He's such a goober. He needs to be considered a Disney Prince. He deserves it more than most.

✨KIDA.✨ Just KIDA.🤩

Kida is GORGEOUS. 🤩🤩🤩🤩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ LOOK AT HER DESIGN! IT ROCKS!!!! WHY THE HECK IS SHE NOT AN OFFICIAL DISNEY PRINCESS!?!??!? SHAME ON YOU DISNEY!!!! She has ALL the qualifications!!!!

She's strong! Mentally, emotionally, AND fricken physically!!! She cares deeply about her people and her culture!!!! She is ROYALTY. She is a WARRIOR!!! She is a QUEEN!!! If any of the "forgotten Disney Princesses" deserved the title of official princess, it HER! FORGET RAYA!!! You're telling me that the Disney heroin that taught people to trust their abusers, EVEN AFTER THEY'VE HURT THEM MULTIPLE TIMES and then GUILT TRIPS THEM, deserved the title of Disney Princess more than THIS WOMAN?!??! BULL! ABSOLUTE BULL! (Sorry for the rant. I have to refrain myself for going on a lecture about how Raya never deserved that title. She is my least favorite Disney princess. 😖👎 KIDA ALL THE WAY!!!!😄👍💕)

Oh, and her and Milo are the cutest couple. I heard people were upset because they didn't get a big kiss at the end. NO! They didn't kiss at the end of the movie! They didn't need to! They just FLIPPEN met!!! I wouldn't either! We're they still an adorable couple? HECK YES!!! They cared about each other and learned from each other and UGH! They so CUTE!!!!! And Milo gets to be King Consort of the Kingdom he spent his entire life searching for alongside his Queen who is also the woman he loves! How great an ending is that?! He knows they were both great rulers. You know it.

Commander Rourke. I hate this man.

I can't even find any good gifs of him. THAT'S HOW MUCH PEOPLE DESPISE HIM! Rourke is the DEVIL! Hidden under the guise of a good old American Army Commander! Which is why he is one of the BEST if not THE BEST Disney villains! He was about to let an entire lost civilization of people die, just because he wanted their LIFE FORCE!!! He definitely deserved to be transformed into a crystal creature then shattered. What a complete MONSTER!!!

I have to admit, I was actually already spoiled by the twist ending. I already knew about it from multiple sources. But somehow, that didn't matter! I watched it and I still felt connected to Rourke, even though I knew what was coming! It was so good! Rourke was written as the stereotypical brave army commander. Down to the last detail. Making a memorial for the lost crew mates. Being friendly with the main cast. Acting like a true gentleman. This is why he makes such a good villain. Nobody expects someone like him to be in league with the NAZIS of all things! Ultimately, he was an absolutely cruel and insane man, that nobody saw coming. It is probably the BEST twist villain I have EVER seen. Incredible writing. Wow.

Now, I'm not sure If I want to go through every single character. But I loved the all and definitely have thoughts on them, so I'm gonna speed run this.

Lieutenant Helga Katrina Sinclair. MA'AM??? Just what do you think you're doing in a kids movie?!!??

🤣 Okay, in all seriousness. She was actually a cool character. She was tough as nails, beautiful, confident. To bad she was that jerk Rourke's head lackey. I mean, she sort redeemed herself toward the end. But it was mostly because she was mad at Rourke for betraying her. Not because she cared about the Atlantis or Kida. Soooooooo... I don't know.🤔

Audrey Rocio Ramirez. LOVE HER!!!!

Her backstory his incredible. Her dad wanted sons. He got two daughters. Audrey and her sister. But you know what? That didn't stop them! He wanted someone to run the garage with him? HE GOT IT! And she's good too! I also love the little detail in her backstory that says her sister is a literal heavy weight boxing champion. You go girl! Show'm what's up! I wish they had given her a name. (I'm gonna give her the name Rosa. That feels right.)

Wilhelmina Bertha Packard. Honestly the most relatable character in the movie.😂 This one gif pretty much sums it up for me.

Somehow, I feel like me and old Mrs. Packard would get along just fine.🤣

Vincenzo "Vinny" Santorini. I'm not sure whether he's crazy or just like explosives a whole lot. Lol.

I actually thought he was Russian the first time I saw him. It wasn't until I found out he was Italian that I realized I made a horrible mistake in identifying his accent. 😂 His almost always neutral expression is helirious. I guess once you've blow up a lot of stuff, nothing phases you. Haha!

Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweet. *Squeees*

As someone who has Native American ancestry, (my grandfather is Apache,) I was SO excited to see a someone who is half Native American in this film! I mean, half Black and half Native American?! That's INCREDIBLE! I can safely say I've never seen that type of representation in a film before. And he's also one of my favorite characters.

Gaetan "Mole" Molière. This dude is WEIRD... And of course I love him. Haha!

"You have disturbed the dirt." - Mole

I was laughing so hard when I first saw this guy come on screen. He's so dramatic! But he's french, so I guess that fits.

Jebidiah Allardyce "Cookie" Farnsworth. He said this.👇

That's one of the best lines in the film. ☝️😂 But seriously, what can I say? Crazy southern chuckwagon cook with as many unhinged stories as he has pounds of bacon grease. How could I not love him? 😂❤️ One thing I wondered was if this was such a high budget expedition, why couldn't they get like a five star chef instead? NOT THAT I'D WANT THAT BESIDES COOKIE!!! I'd be so mad if they replaced him. I was just curious. But I'm not gonna question it. He's the best and I love him. No five star chef could ever top Cookie.

Kashekim Nedakh i.e The King of Atlantis! WOW.

LEONARD NIMOY?!!?!?? That was pretty much my reaction when I found out who played Kida's father. Who would have guessed that Spock would end up playing a king from a lost empire?! The crew that worked on this movie said that while he was in the recording both, they were stunned. He put his whole heart into the role. They felt like the king was standing there in the room with them! And I FELT that. He sounded just so real! It actually sounded like I was listening to a real ancient king speaking. He was amazing for the role. I'm floored.

THE STORY

The story was amazing. I got a lot of Jules Vern Journey to The Center of The Earth vibes. It was clearly inspired by it.

Milo felt very much like the Axel of the story. Despite being much braver then him. The whole thing felt so cinematic and thrilling! Me and my family were either screaming with excitement or laughing super hard the whole way though.

As the for the moral? Well, it's actually kinda hard to pinpoint exactly. But I think that because unlike other movies, it lets the story show the moral instead of the characters telling us directly.

I would say it shows what happens when people value money and power over human life. Which is important in the time we live in. And that people's culture should be respected.

In all. A very good movie and I highly recommend it. It's a fun, bold, thrilling adventure that you will love.

✨Thanks for reading my review! Bye!✨

#Atlantis The Lost Empire #disney atlantis #disney 2000s #Disney reviews #movies reviews #H #JP speaks #cult classic #milo thatch #princess kida #commander rourke #atlantis disney #leonard nimoy #disney princesses #disney animation #disney princess #disney movies #Disney

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*WARNING: LONG RANT ABOUT SHERLOCK

Let’s talk TGG, like… imagine you’re John. You’re an exhausted army doctor who’s been treating probably the flu all day, and you bike home or take a cab. You’re ready to eat and maybe watch some telly and crash into bed.

But no. You get home, and there are fricken gunshots ringing out. Oh my God! Is your flatmate in danger? Is he shooting someone? Yes. He is… but not someone. A wall. He’s shooting a wall which for someone reason had it coming. You’re glad Sherlock doesn’t fight to give you the gun. Maybe it’ll look up from here. Ya lock the British Army Browning L9A1 in the safe, and you realize for the millionth time that your flatmate is mad but you’ve kinda ceased to care.

Then woah! The table is a mess. You’re not cleaning that up. You’ll eat in the armchair. But eat what? That is the question. Sherlock probably didn’t cook or get takeout or shop, or even eat, but you ask him anyway. It’s a kinda rhetorical question.

Without a suspicion you open the fridge and WHAT IN THE GILES?!

You shut it quickly. You might faint. Is it PTSD? A hallucination? Real? You summon courage and yank the door open, and yes, it’s a real head. You shut the door like you’re dreaming. Like what did I just see? You forgot you’re even hungry. Sherlock acts like it’s a perfectly normal thing to do! Then you remember he’s mad and you’re kinda over it. It is what it is. You’re tired.

Then you get a rant from Sherlock who’s acting like a five-year-old because you stated literal facts, how he’s ignorant about stuff he doesn’t care about which he proves in said rant. You wrote about your first case, and the only thing he can’t argue with is the clever title.

That’s it. You’re done for tonight. Fudge it. And Sherlock even has the audacity to ask where you’re going like… You’re not even gonna explain now. The emotional intelligence translator needs a vacation.

And… woah. John didn’t even eat anymore. Imagine being him. I cannot further to can 🤦🏼‍♀️ 😂 Dude just wanted to get home and eat and then sleep. But there were gunshots, chemicals, severed heads, and a mad 5-year-old who’s insulted for an inane reason. Being Sherlock’s flatmate is hard 🤌🏻

Extra details:

That yellow spray paint can on the table from the Blind Banker is there too (and an paper file container tied with a string probably full of old case notes). Imagine in his boredom Sherlock was like, “Let’s paint a smiley face so it can annoy me because I don’t have a case”, which is probably why the wall had it coming 😂 Don’t smile at Sherlock Holmes when he’s bored, even if you’re just a bloody wall!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Ooh, and before Sherlock mentions the Vermeer painting in the middle of the episode, you can see him reading the pamphlet about The Lost Vermeer while he’s arguing with John. Just thought it was a cool detail.

And set analysis:

And this ⬇️

Like… that table looks sus. There’s a weird yellow liquid. A bread from a bakery, the purple thing. Experiment? Or quick bite to eat while you handling literal chemicals? And then there’s a book… probably with obscure knowledge on the 100,027 different types of mold. And what is leaning against the window?

1. Big ass beaker.

2. Another beaker that contains with an umbrella and/or an old spraying device.

3. A fricken dead plant in a small clay vase in a bigger clay vase.

4. A big weird red cup.

And

5. I think I found where the rum’s gone because what else could that bottle be other than a vintage bottle of rum with a dusty wax covering?

The set is cozy but also fricken eccentric 🤣 I can’t. It’s like Sherlock hoards random objects and/or souvenirs that only he knows why he keeps.

That’s it. That’s the rant. I’m done. I’ll eat pasta now and think about how John said, “Anything in? I’m starving.” followed by “severed head!” and Sherlock just replied, “Just tea for me thanks.” Like, “No bloody severed head for dinner, just tea.” 😁🥸😐

#bbc sherlock #sherlock #i am sherlocked #sherlockbbc #sherlock holmes #sherlocked #sherlock fandom #wtf lmao #seriously wtf #literally wtf #wtf

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Thank you for the tag!! @hannahssimblr

💓 Favorite Three Ships:

This is really hard to just pick three!!

@lost-souls-story its so hard to choose between Orion with Arturo or Matteo with London, cause the 1stLITERALLY transcends time and space... but the 2nd is just so fricken cute.

@cinamun with Indiya and Darren because I love to watch them grow with each other into their old age so gracefully while supporting each other soooo much, beautiful!

@ex0ticgen with Jenesis and Denzel because they are both superstars working their way to the top and so fricken gorgeous doing it

This extra one isn't romantic but I wanted to share it anyways @fallstaticexit with Adie and Orion because the motherly love is so genuine and they care so much about each other <3

🎧 Last Song: Pressure - Ari Lennox

🎬 Last Movie: The Hobbit 1

📖 Currently Reading: I read a lot of blog stories everyday <3

🌶️ Craving: Time with my family cause I live so damn far away

👯‍♀️ Relationship status: Engaged

🔎 Last Thing I Googled: probably functional liquor bottles

💫 Current Obsession: making a penthouse for the Geneva Island Legacy!!

I'll tag everyone above who hasn't done this yet & @shesthespinstersimmer, @eljeebee, @acidheaddd, @nova-siims

Feel free to skip if you already have done this or don't want to <3 <3 Much love!!!

#non-sims #tag game #simblr

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izunias-meme-hole · 8 months

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One Villainous Scene - “I’m Proud of You… My Son”

The Fire Emblem series has had many different archetypes and many different antagonists as well, but one of the most well received archetypes, for the antagonists, are the big bad emperors, otherwise known as “Rudolfs.” However if you truly want to understand what this archetype is comprised of, you’ll have to take a look at Emperor Rudolf himself, specifically in the Remake of Fire Emblem Gaiden, or as the new school fans know it as, Shadows of Valentia.

Emperor Rudolf is the emperor of the cold, and merciless Rigelian Empire. A man who is infamous for his cold exterior and great ambition, or at least that’s what he was built up as. We all hear his name during the first act and know that he’s basically conquering the land of Zofia, but when the player first sees him, it’s when Celica has a nightmare about the possibility of him killing Alm, and when we see him again, he’s with his nephew, Berkut, who had recently challenged The Deliverance for sport and lost, giving his nephew a chance to redeem himself. He rarely appears in the game, but when he does he certainly makes a statement, like when we finally see HOW he managed to take over Zofia by basically killing the Earth Mother, Mila with the Falchion. So yeah, he’s certainly made a name for himself so far. Then we get to Chapter 4: The Land of Sorrow.

The Deliverance has began to assult Rigel Castle, and Rudolf plans to confront them. Berkut goes up to his uncle to ask him why he hasn’t requested him to go on the front lines, basically begging Rudolf to give him another chance. However the old man just tells him to stay behind in the most asshole way he could say it, yet… you can tell something is different about Rudolf. You don’t exactly know what it is yet, but you can obviously tell that there’s something running through his head.

Once he enters the battlefield, he tells his men that should he be killed, that they should lay down their arms, and this just adds to feeling that something is up. Then you actually go ahead and fight him with Alm, and… he doesn’t attack. This is Emperor Rudolf, right? The Rigelian Emperor, right? The man who kicked Mila’s ass, right? One of the biggest villains in this game, RIGHT? Well… once Alm beats him, he drops this revealation.

“You’ve… done well… I’m proud of you… my son.”

This. Changes. Everything.

Rudolf, with his last few minutes of life, then explains some of the details to his son, including the fact that he entrusted him to his good friend, Mycen. He then informs Alm about that the God of Strength, Duma has indeed gone mad, and since Alm was indeed one of the children of prophecy that are meant to slay Duma, he basically begs Alm to finish the mad god off. Then when life leaves the emperor’s eyes, Alm lets out a gut-wrenching scream upon the realization of what had just transpired.

This one scene, this one fricken scene changes your perspective on Rudolf, while showcasing just how screwed up the situation is. This man basically hid his son away from Duma and his worshippers, turned himself into a tyrant, had a small hand in the many insecurities his nephew has, CONQUERED THE NATION HIS SON AND BEST FRIEND WERE HIDING IN, and well… just let his own son kill him, all so a hero could rise to slay Duma and give Valentia a brighter future. This wasn’t a well thought together master plan, this was a coin flip that required a lot of unnecessary suffering to land on the right side!

There is extra stuff in this game that expand upon this old windbag, but if you want a summary of Emperor Rudolf, especially SoV!Rudolf, watch this scene, and you’ll see a man with an endgoal that isn’t inherently bad, but said endgoal relyed on a gambit that required 15 different levels of mass suffering, including his own, to reach the good ending. That is what the Rudolf Archetype was built on, and Jesus Christ, it doesn’t matter if you love him, hate him, or love to hate him, I think we can all agree he’s pretty much caused a crapton of unnecessary suffering without trying that hard.

#Emperor rudolf #Albein Alm Rudolf #rudolf #fire emblem #Shadows of Valentia #fire emblem gaiden #one villainous scene #analysis

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tame-a-messenger · 2 months

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I think they're starting to transition some hosting duties to Arasha and she gets better every time so it gives a break to Shayne(and he can participate which is cool). Let that man rest and give more opportunities to the new cast since I think they can all carry shows.

The games channel is getting so good but I'm extremely bored of "Shayne guesses". How many times can we say "omg he knows the cast/crew so well!" and "putting that psych degree to use :p" before it's not fresh anymore. I think they use it as filler since there has to be a new ep every other day. They film those out of shoot weeks so they can use the freelancers for "real" videos. Apart from those the games channel is thriving rn for me. Selina and Spencer are geniuses for putting THAT lineup together and making them play improv based games. Let Amanda and Chanse go wild with characters, let Shayne and Angela banter and feed off each others energy, let Arasha and Courtney balance the chaos. If I have to skip a "Shayne guesses books" for more Love is Blind, Lovestruck and All Rises I'm all for it. I say let Spencer cook.

My problem is with Smosh Pit. They seem really lost recently and I don't get it, you have a cast of trained actors...USE THEM. Stop the candy tier lists and bring back the reunions, the funerals, let them write sketches and act them out in pit theatre, do new shows that uses your cast strenghts like idk, a news reel show with Amanda, a musical improv show with Chanse/Angela/Josh and guests.

How can you let the games channel do your job better than you...

I agree that even though we haven't been getting damangela most Games videos have been really fricken good.

"If I have to skip a "Shayne guesses books" for more Love is Blind, Lovestruck and All Rises I'm all for it. I say let Spencer cook."

Other than not getting damangela, Spencer HAS been cooking. (+everyone that helps with the Games videos)

"you have a cast of trained actors...USE THEM. Stop the candy tier lists"

I GOT THE NOTIF AND WAS LIKE ???? WHO WANTS TO WATCH THIS?? (over the other content they do??) it's just a big ? about why they CHOSE this kind of content over ACTUALLY USING THE TALENT THEY HIRED?? FOR WHAT THEY ARE GOOD AT ??

it's even weirder because it seems like most of the cast thinks of the Games channel as being the "lamer 2nd cousin" to Main and Pit when I think us actual fans LOVE the games channel, and the content they do on pit isn't new usually (I think most of the content on pit is Show based whereas Games is new almost every upload)

"How can you let the games channel do your job better than you..."

HEY! put some respect on the Games channel!! (It's the most consistent channel BY FAR)

It just sucks that people at Smosh can't see a good thing even if it smacked them in the face

#another rant?! no!#sorry guys #I've been in my hater era #apologies #smoshblr #smosh #smosh games #smosh pit

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Captain, you have nice hands (GN Captain x Engineer Mark)

Summary: You and Mark are the only ones awake on the ship- and after keeping Mark from disappearing into space, fixing life support and surviving fricken death beams, you two sit down to talk. What will the rest of this mission look like? Why is Mark staring at your hands so much?

CW: In Space With Markiplier spoilers, Blood, Fire, a Man in need of a hand hold

"Current ship status is absolutely CATASTROPHIC." No matter how hard you banged on the glass, most likely expensive technology- it wouldn't shut the hell up. Wait a second- are you flying through the air?

"Motherfuc-" you grumbled out as your knees hit the solid metal floors of the Invincible....II. Slowly standing up with a concerning amount of groans coming from your bones- you looked around as you tried to access your situation. Your suit still read the bold print of 'Captain', your gloves however, seemed to have received a huge tear in both hands. "These were my favorite pair." You whispered to yourself as you solemnly peeled the bloody leather off of your worn hands- a sudden ringing meeting your ears.

"Reviving head engineer." A calming voice stated- though you could only believe it was calm because of the computers programming. If the machine knew the absolute danger it was in- you were sure it would be screaming and running around. Similar to what you felt like doing. The voice set off something in you, your eyes tracing over to Mark's pod- the same one you had seen him step into as you did yours. Your feet carried you, seemingly with intention, over to his pod and your hands worked to open it quickly- not allowing your head engineer to fly out as you had done. Images of Mark flying and hitting the glass of the space ship clouded your mind, the sickening crack of the glass hitting your precious engineer's bones. Then, the swooshing of your head engineer being lost in space. You could never let that happen. Especially as his captain. It would be unforgivable.

"Captain?" A soft, petrified voice cut through your thoughts causing you to quickly glance down at the man you held seemingly too tightly to your chest. At the realization of your proximity, you stepped apart from Mark- good timing because the huge console in the middle of your pods caught fire. The same calm voice calling over head that life support was in need of help. You and Mark paused in your positions for a second, eyes meeting, before springing in to action. "I'll go fix O2, Captain!" Mark sputtered out as he ran off- you following him to the door before stopping short so you could grab the fire extinguisher. You sat there for a couple seconds, letting the compacted air hit the fire, you sure as hell had no actual clue how these things worked. However, this was taking too long. What if you blew up? Was Mark okay? Fixing life support should also fix the oxygen levels what if- Oh, it's done. You let out a soft sigh of relief as the fire was completely extinguished- that voice coming online to explain the success in life support. If you had a mirror, you would be sure soot covered your beautifully handsome features. You sure could feel the soot sink into the wounds on your ungloved hands- suddenly becoming self conscious. You never let anyone see your hands- not because they were ugly or anything, but you feared they didn't match you. "Captain!" A voice called out for you, causing you to turn around to meet Mark running down the hallway. "I fixed O2 easily- however, we've got a bigger problem going on in-"

Your head engineer Mark was rudely interrupted by that stupid voice, "Asteroid Defense System is....Fine." Not only did the voice interrupt Mark, but it was glitching out and being totally suspicious? Wow, what nerve this thing had. Mark seemed to be feeling the same way because his face contorted into annoyance at the voice.

"Yeah sure, sure. Trying to gaslight me or something? I almost died just walking past it!" Mark yelled out to seemingly no one, but the intercom answered. You watched in amusement as your head engineer and his own creation bickered like a married couple, your hands coming up to pick up your hat and fix your hair in exhaustion. Mark's eyes fleeted from the roof he spoke so passionately to, concentrating on you now instead. "Sorry Captain but issues in Asteroid Defense." He said in almost an empathetic tone- most likely noting the blood that streaked your forehead as you adjusted your cap but not drawing too much attention on it. You didn't need to speak to get your point across, and soon the both of you were running to Asteroid Defense room. It took one disguise, a couple of bloody wounds, and an awesome head engineer to step in before the beams of death were deterred from its creator. Mark would come out seemingly unscathed, you'd say he looked even better than when he had went in. However, your hands continued to bleed and grow increasingly sore as the two of you slid down the metal wall that was riddled with bullet holes. "Captain, what do we do now?" Mark asked you, however- you never truly knew what you were getting into when you arrived on this ship. You had a resume filled with experience and references that spoke highly of every step you took- but the invincible was like nothing you had ever tackled. You turned your heavy head to face Mark, your eyes meeting the chocolate ones you had grown to trust more and more in through out your time on this ship. Even if they had a burn of mischief in them at all times.

"We get this ship back on track. Save the colonists." Your voice croaked painfully, the soot that covered your hands and face- seemingly covering your lungs. "Most importantly we save you...and our staff." You coughed out, using your bloody hand to cover anything that came out. This mission was never about you or what your title meant as a Captain. You truly just wanted everyone that had made this ship possible- to finish their goals as researchers, staff, and engineers. Maybe you cared about one person's goal a little too much. Under the surprised eyes of Mark, struck with the sound of your voice, you realized that you would take a bullet for not only this man but the images his mind created. The storylines and people he brought into your life. Something about him felt new every time you saw him- yet familiar. "Don't look at me like that Kid." You spoke out, a puffy chuckle leaving your lips as your hooded eyelids trailed over Mark's worried features. First you had thought he was worried about your voice- however, you could see his eyes trained on your dirty, wounded hands. "Mark?" You questioned as you instinctively clenched your hands slightly- pushing them together in your lap.

Mark's head shook- a powerful notion to seemingly get him out of whatever daydream he had pushed himself into. "Sorry Captain, you have nice hands." Mark's own partially gloved hands came up to his lips. "I mean I would hold them." Mark's face contorted in what only could be labeled as embarrassment as you watched his eyes dilate for some new words. You simply watched in amusement as you watched your engineer glitch out. "You've just never had them uncovered. They look nice. I mean, solid. Well that's weird. I mean-" You couldn't say that you were necessarily getting tired of listening to Mark dig a bigger whole for himself. In fact, you relished in every second he seemed to spill more and more thoughts that had crossed his mind. However, you had to admit that you didn't want to see him implode upon himself- knowing you needed him to go through this mission with you. You did the only thing you could think to do- while still giving the man you appreciated so much, what he wanted. You slipped your hand into Mark's, entangling your fingers tightly before squeezing as a sign of comfort. Though you knew Mark couldn't feel the blood directly, you felt soft electricity run across the tops of your hand as his uncovered fingertips trailed the veins. His leather covered palm pressed comfortably into your moist, red one.

"Sorry, you looked as though your head was going to blow." Your eyes finally went back up to Mark's face- them widening as you felt as though you had only made the situation worse. At least as Mark spoke about your hands- his face only contorted and looked pained, but with your hand in his own, his cheeks had turned a bright pink that covered his nose as well. You went to move your hand away, but Mark's hand firmly pulled you back in- or you were never trying to leave his grasp anyway.

"Please, let's stay like this for a moment, Captain." Mark's voice was sincere. His face held what could only be labeled as true content with the situation at hand. Or with hands. How could you deny your most hard working staff member from pure bliss? You couldn't. So in that regard, you two stayed hand in hand, your head falling upon Mark's shoulder before his head fell onto your own. Nothing about this situation felt familiar. No images of other scenarios played in your mind. You didn't know whether you should feel worried about this, as your job as Captain was to predict the unpredictable- but this, was never in your books.

Your eyes began to feel heavier by the second, Mark's soft snores of sleep already beginning to lull you into a similar state of rest. Mid blink, something shimmery caught your eyes in front of you. Opening your eyes as wide as you could, there before you was a text box- image showing a preview of what could occur if chosen. The hand that grasped Mark's became tighter, somehow an unknown feeling filling you- your body trying to find anything it could ground itself to. "Go towards the light." You read the text inside of your head. You couldn't fully comprehend what was going on. You knew you didn't want to leave Mark, especially if he would wake up all alone- not knowing if you were alive or not. What would he do without you? He needed you like you needed him. Didn't he? You slowly moved your head out from under Mark's, using your other hand to gently set his head on your shoulder so he didn't wake. Your eyes focused on his features- the ones you found comfort in, the ones you had took note on as soon as you got there, you also looked down at your hands- tightly clenched together. Something told you that you didn't have a decision whether you left or not. Or else there would be another little box wouldn't there? With salty tears in your eyes, you squeezed his hand one more time- whispering something no one would ever truly know. You don't even know if you would remember what you said after this. Either way, you reached out with your free hand to reach into the box of glowing light- feeling the light pull you forward and the weight of Mark evaporating.

"Current ship status is absolutely CATASTROPHIC."

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amara-among-the-stars · 9 months

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Here it is. Crack fic part two..

OH EM GEEE HERES CHAPTER TEW!!! :333 ENJOY GAIIIZ

And there Dew was. Cronch cronch cronching on those stupid Dortillo Ketchup Chips... like the heathen he is...

Swiss awesomely sighed and turned pulled his sunglasses down to raise an eyebrow at Dew.

"Dewdrop you're not giving very good ken-ergy and its throwing the vibes off. Thats not very party of you."

Swiss huffed.

Dew flipped Swiss off like the boss he is and flipped his hair.

“If anything I am Barbie Bitch and best if you remember that Swissthaniel Grenadine Dwyane.” Dewdrop retorted, producing a sushi bowl out of nowhere and eating it.

“Where the fawk did yew get that sushi?” Swiss asked, grabbing a piece.

“Places. I'm magic barbie. Bitch.” Dew huffed.

And then the fire ghoul proceeded to walk away in his high platform heels with his magical sushi.

Swiss was so super confused and decided to do some back walk overs to go bother Aether and Aeon to bother them because he was like sooooo super bored and wanted entertainment.

Swiss huffed and flopped like a fish onto Aether’s juicy thick ass thighs and stared at the ghoul.

“Yes Swissthaniel?” Aether asked.

“Entertain me. I'm bored.” Swiss replied.

Aether huffed and shoved Swiss off the couch.

“I am not thy court Jester!” Aether said in a REALLY funny accent like from Shakespeare's time.

“But Aethy!” Swiss whined like a dog.

“Hush! Be silent mere peasant! We are watching Romeo and Juliet! With Leonardo Di Capri Sun.” Aeon replied.

“Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?” Aether quoted.

“I do bite my thumb, sir.” Aeon chirped

“Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?” Aether questioned.

Swiss huffed and puffed at the nerds and left like the boss he is to go find entertainment.

Meanwhile, Rain and Dew were getting their nails done by Cirrus and Cumulus while Sunny and Rora were doing their hair. The duo wanted to totally look so fricken awesome that Dew was coloring his hair a … GUESS WHAT A PURPLE COLOR LIKE OH EM GEEEEEE. IS GONNA BE SO CUTEEEEE.

And Rain was doing theirs as a cool ombre of Teal and PINK. (Mostly bc they lost a bet to Mist hahaha get FUCKED RAINY)

Anywaiiiizzzz.

So Swiss continued on his adventure and finally met up with Ifrit in the courtyard. He was with Alpha and they were doing dude bro things like lifting weights and drinking smoothies like the respectful dude bro’s they are and invited Swiss to join them. He agreed and instantly became a dude bro as well with the cool ray dude sunglasses and a smoothy magically appeared. After they totally got like RIPPED AF they showered and then made dinner because they are RESPECTFUL DUDE BROS and Rainy and Dew showed off their cute hair and nails.

They also woke Mountain up to eat dinner and he grumpily removed himself from his beloved tree. (He has such a weird thing with wanting to be a tree. Like cmom u giant. THERE IS MOAR TO LYFE THAN BEING A FUCKING TREE!!!! )

After dinner the pack had a movie night, all laying on each other before passing tf out.

(A/n haiii gaiiiz i hope u enioyed part tew of mah fic :3 pls like and subscribe and retweet if you want moar of eht plssssssss!!!!)

#the band ghost #dewdrop ghoul #nameless ghouls #mountain ghoul #shitghosting #ifrit ghoul #alpha ghoul #swiss ghoul #rain ghoul #all the ghouls #what have i created #chi writes

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scribbledquillz · 1 year

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brooooo world war z is amazing. can't believe they made the movie like THAT

RIGHT?

The detail and effort Brooks put into the accounts, the exploration not only of the horrors of a world ending plague set loose on humanity, but also of the (sometimes necessary) evils humanity inflicted upon itself in its wake! It felt so introspective and troubling and yet hopeful as well, and when I first heard there was a movie coming out I was so EXCITED.

Then I saw the massive zombie-tower and that they didn't even have the respect to keep one of the most basic aspects of how the zombies functioned (a slow moving, relentless but gradual force compared to a fricken wildebeest stampede) and I immediately lost all enthusiasm. Never watched it and tbh I hope I never have to, it'd make me too sad for what could have been.

#lilou replies #favorite things #zombies #world war z #we could have had it allllllllllll #god the story about the blind japanese veteran and the hikiomori #the crew of the nuclear submarine #the mother whose family watched a community build and then fall apart once winter hit #the woman who was lost in the forest for literal DECADES after her church was attacked #I would pay such good money to see these stories given cinematic justice

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trustmeifyoudare · 1 year

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When Did Texting Slang Become This Complicated

“The Supervillain: Evil

The Superheroes: Trapped

Conclusion: We are Frigged”

Viperion gave Argos a weird look. “Why are you talking like that?”

“No reason.”

The villain laughed from above them. “Wow you heroes are pathetic. I trapped you in like five minutes.”

Argos rolled his eyes. “It was six minutes actually.”

Viperion put his hand on his partner’s shoulder and gave it an awkward pat. “You- you aren’t helping.”

“Oh.”

“It’s okay Bro, you are trying. You’ll get it next time.”

“There will be no next time!” the villain said from above them but the pair ignored him.

“Do you really think that?” Argos asked, hiding his face so that Viperion couldn’t see his blush, but the action only made Viperion walk closer to him. Both of his hands were on Argos’ shoulders now.

“I know so, Babe.”

Argos’ eyes widened. “What.”

“Bro. I meant bro. I know so Bro.”

Argos tried to hide his pout. Was he just…… brother-zoned???

“Oh for Pete’s sake,” the villain said above them before loudly saying, “ You heroes couldn’t even figure out that a kiss would destroy my powers.”

Sadly the pair were too lost in each other's eyes to hear.

The villain screamed in frustration. “I hope that no one KISSES and BREAKS MY POWER because that is my WEAKNESS.”

Viperion looked away from Argos, still not hearing the shouts from above. “Actually that was a lie.”

Argos’ heart dropped to the floor. He wasn’t even loved as a brother. He was a fricken stranger. Heart: broken.

Viperion continued. “I did actually mean to say Babe. Because, I think you are very cute.”

Cute…. as in….. some texting term that meant ‘The Worst Person On Earth™.’

Argos didn’t know what to say. “Oh.” He started backing away.

Viperion cupped his head in his hands, keeping him from backing away anymore. “No, you are more than cute. You are fricken beautiful.”

More texting slang. Viperion really hated him that badly.

“Can- can I kiss you.”

From up above the villain started cheering, but Argos couldn’t comprehend what was being said. First Viperion tells him he hates him, but now he wants to take him to a Kiss concert. He stared up blankly at his partner.

“I’ll take that as a yes.” They both go awkwardly silent as Viperion reaches into his pocket and pulls out a Hershey Kiss. He hands it over to Argos. “I remember you saying that you liked chocolate once.”

“God! No! Stop!” The villain jumps down to the same level as the duo. He rips off his helmet revealing himself to be Chat Noir. “You need to kiss on the lips.”

They still didn’t notice him. Argos looks down at the chocolate, then back up at Viperion. “You… got this for me?”

“Of course.”

Argos walked forward to grab it, and in the process of doing so Chat Noir extended his staff, tripping him. Argos falls straight on Viperion, landing in his arms. Lips on the other’s lips. Neither of them breaks contact for a few seconds.

Chat Noir walks towards them. “You defeated the villain with a true love’s kiss!”

They still ignore him, gazing into each other’s eyes like Narcissus at himself, drowning in the reflection.

Chat throws down the helmet. “Why do I even try.”

And the day was saved. Truly. Because this stopped Chat Noir from going crazy by watching the two of them pretend they weren’t in love every single akuma attack.

…

Why does that sound familiar.

#miraculous ladybug #fanfiction #argos #viperion #no beta or even a fucking second lookk through because brain be dead #feluka

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